#incorrect rwby quotea

[cosmicbob]

"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

[ahugefanofbooks]

Yang: have you ever heard the sound of a ball breaking a window?

Jaune: ....no?

Yang: WoULd YoO LIke TOo!

Jayne: NO!

[cosmicbob]

VELVET: Nuns just don't randomly explode!

COCO: They do if you finger them just right.

[cosmicbob]

(Jaune and Neo are making out on their couch, as Jaune begins to unbutton Neo's blouse)

JAUNE: (attempting pillow talk) Baby, everything I'm about to do to you, I learned at SeaWorld!

NEO: (pauses, shakes her head and walks upstairs)

JAUNE: Wait, Neo, where are you going? Come back! Were my lines too sexy? Too erotic??

[cosmicbob]

RUBY: She's a 10, but she won't let me buy things for our bedroom

WEISS: We're not getting Pikachu bed sheets!

RUBY: Why do you challenge my love for you?!

[cosmicbob]

JAUNE: Yeah, sex is good but you ever have a dream where you can't find a bathroom and you have to pee really bad? And then you wake up and realize you actually do have to pee and then you pee and then get all snuggly under the blankets?

[cosmicbob]

"Yeah, I'm all about the GTL. Girls, Titties and Lesbians."

[cosmicbob]

(Since Velvet's parents are divorced, CrossHares spends Thanksgiving with her Dad, Will, and Winter Holiday with her Mom, Meg. But at the dinner table...)

COCO: This turkey is delicious, Mr. S.

WILL: Please, Coco! I've told you, call me Will.

VELVET: It really is good. Could you please pass the salt, Daddy?

(Both Coco and Will reach for it at the same time)

VELVET: ...just bloody kill me now...