#incorrect rolling with difficulty quotes

[incorrectrwdquotes]

Finbar: Yesterday I overheard VR-LA saying, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Dani replying, "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

[blazestar345]

Finbar: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Dani, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2461

("Either way, I'd better go check on him.") (Dialogue from Rolling With Difficulty; suggested by @leeshajoy.)

[randomfangirl330]

Incorrect RwD Quote Cause You Can't Stop Me!

Dani: OUT OF MY WAY EXTRAS!

Finbar: STOP CALLING PEOPLE EXTRAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!

[incorrectrollingwithdifficulty]

Dani: What are you writing? VR-LA: Arcadia wants to know what kind of weapons we have on the ship. I'm letting them know it's private information. Kyana, looking over VR-LA's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[blazingstar400]

Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 3

Guess who still has a bunch of these sitting in a document?

Juliana: Happiness is like rainbows! If you see one, you smile because it’s so colorful! Sometimes, you get two and you get double happy!! :D

Kieran: Sometimes, you always get none even after watching so many rainy days you just stop and you just sit there, disappointed that no matter your effort, happiness doesn’t want you and life just truly hates you.

Penny: *calling a therapist*

Kieran, at the beginning of Teal Mask: *looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll*

Kieran, at the end of Teal Mask: *looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you*

Kieran, at the beginning of Indigo Disk: *looks like he could kill you, could definitely kill you*

Kieran, at the end of Indigo Disk: *looks like he could kill you, is a cinnamon roll*

*if Nemona was a waitress*

Nemona: Okay, guys, who wanted the macaroni and bees?

Everyone, at the table: …

Arven: …You mean cheese, right?

Nemona, struggling to keep the bowl covered: That does make more sense, actually—

Juliana, barging into Penny’s room, pushing in a wheelbarrow with Nemona in it: PENNY! NEMONA’S DEAD!

Penny: *gasps*

Nemona, getting up: That’s right! Dead serious about going to Disneyland!!

Penny: *groans*

Florian, about to leave Naranja/Uva Academy: Don’t spend all day watching anime, okay?

Penny: I forge my own path!

Clavell, tired: I’d like to live through one week in this school that’s not a whole new verse of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’.

Yukito, meeting Juliana for the first time: Oh, is this the girl your always telling me about, Kieran?

Kieran, nervously chuckling: AHA, Grandma! Stop making things up!

Yukito: She’s even prettier in person—

Kieran, opening a window and jumping out: Okay gotta run, bye!

Arven: Just when I thought Nemona couldn’t get any weirder, I saw her trying to write three different essays at the same time.

Arven: She was taking one essay at a time and writing a few sentences before moving onto the next.

Carmine: I think I’m getting sick, I’m losing my voice.

Juliana: That means you can’t yell at us anymore!

*later*

Juliana: Turns out Carmine is a lot scarier when she’s quiet.

Kieran: Do you think we could ever be… more than friends?

Juliana, beaming: I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as Pokémon! I even drew a picture, let me go ge—

Carmine: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and look at the picture.

The squad: Aww.

Carmine: And then I tell myself ‘If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything’.

The squad: Oh.

Arven: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Nemona: Even better!

Arven: What did you do?

Nemona, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy.

Kieran: What are you? Two?

Drayton: Yeah, two heads taller than you!

Kieran: *inhales deeply*

*5 minutes later*

Kieran: OPEN THE DOOR, YOU COWARD!!

Drayton: I WAS JUST JOKING! Juliana, calling Penny: Can you come pick me up? I think I’m lost…

Penny: I swear, if you got lost playing Pokémon Go—

Juliana: I caught an Eevee. If you pick me up, I’ll name it Penny.

Penny: I’m on my way!!

*when Juliana first meets Kieran again in Blueberry Academy*

Juliana: *going in to hug Kieran*

Kieran: *pushes her away and assumes a fighting stance*

Juliana: Hey, why’d you push me???

Kieran: I thought you were going to attack me.

Juliana: I was going to hug you!

Kieran, narrowing his eyes: Why would you hug me?

Juliana: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!

And that’s the end of part 3!! I still have so many quotes so there will probably be a part 4 in the future. (I swear I’ll post more than just incorrect quotes but they are just really fun to write lol.)

[crybaby-spider]

[incorrect quotes with the gang :3]

Mila: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miguel: But who gets which pencil? Mila: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Noir gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

Mila: What’s the status up here? Hobie: Fucked up, about to die, Miguel’s a nerd. The usual.

Hobie: I taught your dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch! Dog: just stands there Mila: He didn’t do it. Hobie: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

Mila: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Miguel: Hey, Mila. Mila: GODDAMNIT!

Noir: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Mila: That's deep. Hobie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Mila: That's deeper. Miguel: ...You guys are idiots.

Hobie, looking over Mila’s shoulder: You can draw? Mila, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

Noir: Mila, you need to react when people cry! Mila: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Noir: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Hobie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Mila: A realist sees a freight train. Miguel: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Mila: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Mila: If I die, you can have what little I own. Lyla: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Mila: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Lyla: Lyla: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

Lyla: Hey, Miguel. Why did the chicken cross the road? Miguel: To get to the other side? Lyla: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ Miguel: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? Lyla: To get to the idiot’s house. Miguel: ...Ok? Hobie: Hey, Miguel. Knock knock. Miguel: No. Hobie: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Miguel: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there? Hobie: The chicken. Miguel: Hobie: Lyla: Miguel: Listen here you little shits-

Mila, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Miguel: … Miguel: What’s in the box? Mila: What woul- Miguel: Mila, what’s in the box? Mila: I think you know..

Mila: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Lyla: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Mila: Absolutely not.

Lyla: Wow! Miguel made you cry? Peter B, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Mila: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Miguel: You spent all our money on THIS?? Mila, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Miguel: I could kill you if I wanted. Peter B: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Mila: Hobie, is that legal? Hobie: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Lyla: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!" Mila: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!"

Miguel: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Miguel: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.

[ @peterbsideparker @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @spiderpunkofficial @spiderman2-99 @noir-spider-noir ]

[darkpeacemusic]

Incorrect Horror Villain Quotes because I have nothing better to do in my life part 2 (with some Jason x Michael)

Freddy: Is this about me? Carrie: No. Freddy: Then I've lost interest.

Freddy: I think I'm falling for you. Michael: Then get up.

Michael, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Jason: Blue flavor! Michael: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Jason: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Michael: Blue is not a flavor! Jason: BLUE FLAVOR!

Michael: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Jason: Michael: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Jason: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Lester: *visiting the other slashers* Hello, I just came to- Lester: *sees Leatherface shoving Ghostface into the washing machine while Chucky records and Vincent watches* Lester: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Michael: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. Jason: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

Chucky, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Tiffany, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Michael: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Slashers: Awwww- Michael: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Slashers: Oh.

Jason: How do I tell Michael that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Ghostface, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Freddy: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

[jessicas-pi]

Incorrect Quotes: The Time Travel AU With The Padawans edition

Derra: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Ezra, Sabine, Dae: Awwww- Derra: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Ezra, Sabine, Dae: Oh. --- Derra: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.  --- Dae: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Daesha is such a nice girl, Daesha is so happy-go-lucky! Daesha can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Daesha CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Daesha IS be in a bad mood. ---

Derra: Why do I always tell people we’re cool? We’re so very uncool. --- Ezra: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Dae: Six? I only got three! Sabine: You guys got sleep? Derra, comes stumbling out of her room and grabs a jug of caf before saying: What year is it?? --- Sabine: Your smile? It makes my day. Ezra: Your happiness? I live for that. Derra: A room? Get one. Dae: Hotel? Trivago. --- Ezra: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Derra: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Sabine: Wasps? Dae: Terriers? Ezra: Dae. --- Derra: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm a Sith, and I'm going to burn your house down. --- Derra: Anything else? Sabine: Yeah. Stay away from me! Derra: Alright. See you in the room we share. --- Dae: Wake me up- Ezra: Before you go go Sabine: When September ends Derra: WAKE ME UP INSIDE --- Ezra, to Kanan: The girls have been acting really weird lately. Do you know what's going on? *flashback to Dae talking to Kanan* Dae: I'm trying to set him up with Derra, obviously! They're Darkness and Light, two sides of the same coin. It's romantic! *flashback to Sabine talking to Kanan* Sabine: Derriphan said that she thinks Dae and Ezra like each other, and they're my two best friends, so of course I'm encouraging them to get together! *flashback to Derra talking to Kanan* Derra: Pff. I've never seen two people with less chemistry than Dae and Ez. But I don't want to cause suffering to draw power from, so I'm substituting teenage angst. I give Sabine six months maximum before she realizes her feelings and implodes with jealousy. *flashbacks end* Kanan: Kanan: ...all is as the Force wills. Ezra: That's not an answer. --- Derra: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Dae: A doll. Sabine: A cinnamon roll. Ezra: A sweetheart. Derra: Derra: ...stop it. --- Ezra and Dae: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Ahsoka: Hera, exasperatedly: Guys, Fulcrum is here. --- Dae: I'm willing to bet that some day I'll die from an animal I try to make friends with. Ezra: OMG SAME!!!! --- Dae: This family doesn't split up to do sensible, constructive things. It comes together to do awesome, stupid things. --- Ezra: Why aren't there friendship pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Ezra, to Dae: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Derra, to Sabine: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Zeb, watching: There are two types of people. --- Dae, to Derra: Excuse us for being gushy, but this has to be said. You are not a loser. --- *the Squad at Space Disneyland, in the teacups* Sabine and Derra: *spinning a little and talking* Ezra and Dae: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* --- Derra: Truth or dare? Dae: Dare. Derra: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Dae: Hey Ezra? Ezra, confused: Yeah? Dae: Can you move? I'm trying to get to the mirror. Ezra, deadpan: How very humble of you. Sabine: No, no. She's right. --- Sabine: Kriff. I give up. I admit the facts. Dae and Ezra are definitely a couple. Derra: Mm and why do you say that? Sabine: You saw her yesterday, Derra! She was wearing his shirt! Derra: And the day before that she was wearing Hera's spare overalls. Day before that she used Kanan's visor as a sleep mask. Do you know why I'm wearing booty shorts right now, Sabine? Because she took all my pants. Every single pair. And now I have to wear pink sparkly booty shorts because I have no more pants. Derra: Daesha isn't a girlfriend. She's a clothes thief. --- Derra: Someone will die... Dae: Of fun! --- Ezra: I just want someone to take me out. Dae: On a date? Derra: With a sniper gun? Sabine: Both if you're not a coward. --- Zeb: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Ezra: Yeah- Derra: *kicks in the door*

[lilydvoratrelundar]

ignore how badly edited these are lol anyway everyone go listen to rolling with difficulty it slaps so hard

[incorrectrwdquotes]

VR-LA: Okay, don't worry about it. I'll go talk to Dani. I can reason with her.

Finbar: Say that last sentence again.

VR-LA: I can reason with her.

VR-LA: ...

VR-LA: I'll distract her with something shiny.

[blazestar345]

Kyana: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Dani: How can you still say that?

Kyana: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

[midnight-echoes]

Incorrect Quotes: Freedom Pals Edition

It's just the Freedom Pals from TFBW this time. Yes, I am including New Kid/Buttlord/Douchebag and Mint-Berry Crunch. ...Spoilers. I think.

Capt. Diabetes: *eating a cinnamon roll* Mosquito: Cannibalism. Capt. Diabetes: *confused chewing noises*

Mysterion: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Prof. Chaos: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Mysterion: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Prof. Chaos: You wouldn’t? Mysterion: I mean, unless you want to-

The Coon: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. Dr. Timothy: Coon, is that legal? The Coon: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

New Kid: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Dr. Timothy: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! New Kid: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Mosquito: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Mosquito: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Call Girl: ...Thanks.

Mysterion: You're smiling. What happened? The Coon: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Dr. Timothy: The New Kid tripped and fell down the stairs today.

The Coon: Where's Human Kite? Mysterion: Don't worry, I'll find him. Mysterion, shouting: Toolshed sucks! Human Kite, distantly: Toolshed is the best person ever! Mysterion: Found him.

Toolshed: Are we fighting or flirting? Human Kite: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Toolshed: Your point?

Call Girl: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Freedom Pals: Awwww- Call Girl: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Freedom Pals: Oh.

Mint-Berry Crunch: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! New Kid: Apparently, we're not.

Mint-Berry Crunch: It’s time to turn this into a real business. Prof. Chaos: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Mosquito: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? New Kid: I handle our accounting.

New Kid: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Mosquito: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Capt. Diabetes walks in* Mosquito: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Tupperware: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- Toolshed: What do you want? Tupperware: I've been stuck with Super Craig for 2 weeks and he's been drinking all the soy sauce. Tupperware: Help.

Call Girl: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Prof. Chaos: The Coon, probably.

The Coon: Did you miss me while I was gone? FastPass: You were gone?

Toolshed: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page. Toolshed: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”. Human Kite: That’s not even clever.

Super Craig: Mosquito has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced him. Capt. Diabetes: That can't be true! Super Craig: Watch this. Super Craig: Hey Mosquito, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Mosquito: *Throws himself out a window*

Toolshed, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Tupperware: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Mosquito, when Tupperware walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Mosquito: *accidentally smacks FastPass in the face with the baking sheet*

Capt. Diabetes: I give up. I am so tired. Dr. Timothy: Get the emergency supply! Tupperware: *carries Mosquito and places him in front of Capt. Diabetes* Mosquito: *smiles* Capt. Diabetes: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

*Super Craig and Wonder Tweek are in Paris* Super Craig: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? Wonder Tweek: But... Super Craig: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... Wonder Tweek: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? Super Craig: Yeah. Wonder Tweek: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. Super Craig: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Wonder Tweek: Okay, alright.

[invertedmindinc]

So behind. Blah

SO! Here's what's going on, in case you didn't know, I started working a side job lately at Lowe's. It's supposed to be part time, 5 hours a day, but I find myself pulling 8 hour shifts nearly every day. Most I don't get home until late. so, I come home dead tired and just wanna relax. How do you guys do this?

Anyways, what I'm saying is that I'm having difficulty replying to note, catching up on conversations, working on commissions and Your Boyfriend. No. I will NOT quit on this project, nor will I give up on you guys. Inverted Mind INC comes first, and I will do all I can to keep things rolling. Just understand that it will take me a little longer to get things out the door. I just need to alter my schedule around my new one with Lowe's.

Thank you all for being patient. If you would like more boyfriend content, you can check out @your-boyfriend-incorrect-quotes and the offical Your Boyfriend Blog @y0urb0yfriend. (We're reblogging fanart over there now!)

[incorrectrollingwithdifficulty]

Kyana, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. 
Kyana: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

[blazingstar400]

Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 5

Part 5 of scarlet and violet incorrect quotes let’s gooooo!!!

Juliana: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Kieran: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Penny: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Nemona: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Arven: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Lacey: Truth or dare?

Kieran: Truth.

Lacey: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kieran:

Kieran: Dare.

Lacey: Go to sleep.

Kieran: I don’t like this game.

Juliana: Hello friends!

The sv gang:

Juliana: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling—

Penny: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Arven’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

Penny: I have a science headcanon.

Florian: Can’t you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

Penny: …

Penny: So my science headcanon is—

Koraidon: Pretty cool Halloween decorations! Where’d you get all the fake skeletons? :D

Miraidon: …Fake?

Nemona, holding an Ekans: Guys I impulsively stole a snake, what do I name him?

Arven: You did WHAT–

Juliana: William Snakespeare!

Penny: Time for plan G.

Nemona: Don’t you mean plan B?

Penny: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Juliana: What about plan D?

Penny: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Carmine: What about plan E?

Penny: I’m hoping not to use it. Drayton dies in plan E.

Kieran: I like plan E.

Koraidon: Are we going to a sandwich shop?!

Ogerpon: No! We just ate, and besides it’s nighttime! Sandwich shops are closed.

Okidogi: So we’re gonna ROB a sandwich shop?!?!

Ogerpon, sighing: No—

Kieran: What's it like seeing Juliana everyday and being really close friends with her?

Penny: Well, this one time Juliana ate an entire bag of 50 pizza rolls.

Penny: She then asked Arven what he was making us for dinner.

[Clavell being called into a meeting at Director Cyrano’s office with Juliana, Florian, Nemona, Penny, Arven, Carmine, and Kieran]

Clavell, pacing around and staring at the sv gang: Why is it whenever a problem arises or gets resolved it’s always by you seven?!

Juliana: I’m just as confused as you are.

Florian: Sometimes I wonder how we’re still alive.

Kieran: Love makes people do stupid things.

Juliana, beaming: I love everything!

Kieran: That explains a lot.

Kieran and Juliana: *physically fighting each other as the crowd chants ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’ around them*

Carmine, pushing her way through the crowd: This isn’t what I meant by ‘expressing your feelings!!!’

I headcanon Koraidon being the kinder, lovable, sandwich-loving legendary while Miraidon is the more violent one. Also Juliana is the one who has Koraidon while Florian has Miraidon. Florian didn’t fully except Miraidon into his team though until the legendary became less violent.