#incorrect reservoir dogs quotes

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

got a new obsession so reservoir dog x text posts

[rockhoundbeck]

Aaaaaaa he would definitely be like that 😭✨🖤

y/n: let’s be something more than friends

mr. brown: what, like best friends?

y/n: no, I mean something more than that

mr. brown: ...mega-best friends?

[paradiscake]

Freddy: I'm a cop.

Larry: Why didn’t you tell me?

Freddy: I don’t know...because I’m a bad person.

Larry: No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[Bullets of Heresy]

Takeru (as Claw): Fang, you want me to shoot this guy for you?

Ren (as Fang): Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

[mobius-m-mobius]

CREATIONS OF 2023:

Tysm to the incredible @edteachs for tagging me! 💖💖 I'd never done this before either and had so much fun not just looking back through my gifs but getting surprised by which ones took off!

JANUARY most popular: Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant talking Knives Out favorite(s): Owen in Me, You, and Dupree and Lokius + definitions FEBRUARY most popular: Tom and Owen behind the scenes of Loki S1 favorite: Bliss MARCH most popular: Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan celebrating their Oscar wins favorite(s): Owen on Jimmy Kimmel Live and TenSimm + being themselves APRIL most popular: Aziraphale/Crowley incorrect quote favorite: John Cusack and Minnie Driver in Grosse Pointe Blank MAY most popular: Doctor Who 60th anniversary trailer favorite(s): Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs and Owen in Paint JUNE most popular: Aziraphale/Crowley + same energy favorite: Lokius in S1 JULY most popular: Aziraphale/Crowley in S2 + touch favorite(s): Owen as Father Kent in the Haunted Mansion trailer AUGUST most popular: Aziraphale/Crowley 2x04 // 2x06 favorite(s): Mobius in the Loki S2 trailer, Aziraphale/Crowley + smitten SEPTEMBER most popular: Good Omens S2 // Staged favorite: Loki cast in the S1 blooper reel OCTOBER most popular: Lokius + Live TVA Reaction favorite(s): Lokius + reflection, Loki 1x04 // 2x02, Lokius + magic NOVEMBER most popular: Lokius in the S2 finale favorite(s): Don + did you know he's single?? He's single (w/fit check bonus), compilation for Owen's birthday DECEMBER most popular: Tom on some of Owen's S2 improv favorite(s): Lokius in S2 + color, Loki and Mobius looking at the other

Tagging @llokilaufeyson, @safedistancefrombeingsmart, @too-funky, @alwaysanxiousrobot, and @sannapersikka of course only if you feel like it as well as anyone else who wants to join and please feel free to tag me if you do, love seeing everyone's creations 🥰

[hungry-hobbits]

Eddie: what's it called when you're bisexual in the hands you write with???

Vic: ambidextrous??

Eddie: I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

The Rogues After a Heist

Captain Cold: Did you have to kill anybody?

Heat Wave: We shot a few cops.

Captain Cold: Any real people?

Mirror Master: No, just cops.

[meme-streets]

white and orange: [staring deeply into each other's eyes]

blonde: [opens a can of soda]

white: we're having a moment here.

blonde: and i'm having a soda.

[theoraclehasspoken]

[Mr. Pink]: Hold the fuck up

[Mr. White]:

[Mr. Pink]: I am the fuck up, hold me

[ratty9boy]

This comes from this generator and I love them

[ily-honey-bunny]

The Dogs: *are fighting*

Mr. Orange, bleeding: can I get a doctor????

The Dogs: *start yelling*

Mr. White: couLD HE PLEASE GET A DOCTOR??????

[lantis-disapproves]

'My pet ate my homework' is an excuse Syaoran can actually use.

Because really, Mokona would do it for the lolz.

[littlemissvincentvega]

mr. brown: I love fall.

A few minutes later...

mr. white: WHO THE HELL PUSHED SAMMY DOWN THE STAIRS

[evicc-io]

larry: weird, all my shirts are disappearing

freddy, wearing larry's shirt for the 5th time in a row: spooky

[incorrectarantinoquotes]

Mr. Pink, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh… seven espresso shots?

Mr. Brown, standing in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

[supernovajazzy]

Freddy: *gets a papercut*

Larry, under his breath: hasn’t he been through enough