#incorrect reservoir dogs quotes

[whosafraidoftheladyeve]

got a new obsession so reservoir dog x text posts

[rockhoundbeck]

Aaaaaaa he would definitely be like that 😭✨🖤

y/n: let’s be something more than friends

mr. brown: what, like best friends?

y/n: no, I mean something more than that

mr. brown: ...mega-best friends?

[paradiscake]

Freddy: I'm a cop.

Larry: Why didn’t you tell me?

Freddy: I don’t know...because I’m a bad person.

Larry: No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

[hungry-hobbits]

Eddie: what's it called when you're bisexual in the hands you write with???

Vic: ambidextrous??

Eddie: I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

The Rogues After a Heist

Captain Cold: Did you have to kill anybody?

Heat Wave: We shot a few cops.

Captain Cold: Any real people?

Mirror Master: No, just cops.

[meme-streets]

white and orange: [staring deeply into each other's eyes]

blonde: [opens a can of soda]

white: we're having a moment here.

blonde: and i'm having a soda.

[theoraclehasspoken]

[Mr. Pink]: Hold the fuck up

[Mr. White]:

[Mr. Pink]: I am the fuck up, hold me

[ratty9boy]

This comes from this generator and I love them

[ily-honey-bunny]

The Dogs: *are fighting*

Mr. Orange, bleeding: can I get a doctor????

The Dogs: *start yelling*

Mr. White: couLD HE PLEASE GET A DOCTOR??????

[evicc-io]

larry: weird, all my shirts are disappearing

freddy, wearing larry's shirt for the 5th time in a row: spooky

[incorrectarantinoquotes]

Mr. Pink, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh… seven espresso shots?

Mr. Brown, standing in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

[littlemissvincentvega]

mr. brown: I love fall.

A few minutes later...

mr. white: WHO THE HELL PUSHED SAMMY DOWN THE STAIRS

[supernovajazzy]

Freddy: *gets a papercut*

Larry, under his breath: hasn’t he been through enough

[potterinspoarchive]

Hana: Did you kill anybody?

Nik: A few aurors.

Jimmy: No real people?

Nik: Uh-uh. Just aurors.

[ashton-slashton]

Mr. Brown: Okay, so, you wanna know what I think about the Evil Dead movies?

Mr. Pink: What?

Mr. Brown: Alright, they... what they should have done was, instead of calling the second one Evil Dead 2, they SHOULD have gone with the original name, Dead by Dawn.

Mr. Pink: Uh-huh...

Mr. Brown: Because, like, the "second movie" was basically just them saying fuck it to the continuity of the first one and re-doing the whole thing.

Mr. Pink: Riiight...

Mr. Brown: So, it should have been Evil Dead, then Dead by Dawn, and then Army of Darkness should have been Dead by Dawn 2: Army of Darkness.

Mr. Pink: Y... Yeah...

Mr. Brown: I'm glad you agree. I'm right.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Incorrect Manga Quote 5

Strawhats Planning a Heist

Nami: Okay, you guys are going to spend two weeks on the island to study the bank and give me the layout of the vault. With the exception of Luffy and myself, who won't be going on the island, we're going to be using aliases for this job. And under no circumstances are any of you to refer to each other by your real names. So pay attention! These are your new names for the next two weeks. (points to Zoro) "Mr. Green." (points to Ussop) "Mr. Brown." (points to Robin) "Ms. Blue." (points to Chopper) "Mr. Red." (points to Franky) "Mr. White." (points to Brook) "Mr. Orange." (points to Sanji) And "Mr. Pink."

Sanji: What? Nami-Swan! Why am I Mr. Pink?!

Nami: Because I ran out of colors, alright? Be grateful you're not "Mr. Yellow!"

Brook: Yohohohohohohoho!

Sanji: (rolls his eyes) Why can't we pick our own colors?

Nami: Uh-uh, no way. I've tried that before, it doesn't work. You let the crew pick their own colors, five guys at minimum are all fighting over who gets to be "Mr. Black." No way, I pick!

Ussop: Yeah, but, I mean... "Mr. Brown" kinda sounds too much like "Mr. Shit."

Sanji: "Mr. Pink" sounds like - wait! Hey, wait, Nami-Swan! What about "Purple?" Yeah. Yeah! That works! I'll be "Mr. Purple."

Nami: You're not "Mr. Purple." Some other guy, on some other crew, planning some other heist is "Mr. Purple." You're "Mr. Pink!"

Franky: Sanji, who cares what your name is?

Sanji: Yeah, that's easy for you to say! You're "Mr. White!" I mean, if you really feel that way, you wanna trade?

Nami: Hey! Nobody's trading with anyone! This isn't a political debate! Now, there's two ways you can go, Sanji! My way or the highway! So what's it going to be, "Mr. Pink?"

Sanji: (smitten) Y-yes, Nami-Swan. It's beneath me. I'll - I'll be "Mr. Pink."