#incorrect quotes twdg

[teaaagan]

Mayonnaise

Y/N: What if mayonnaise came in cans? 

Louis: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal. 

Clementine: Good morning to everyone except these two people

[missedcallsonaline]

[the-delta-42]

Sarah lives AU

Louis: So, how long have you and Clem been dating? Sarah: That's my sister Louis: So I have a chance? Sarah: She was attracted to a guy who did card tricks in a beanie, anyone has a chance with her.

[juno-box]

Ben: "Fuck you, Kenny!"

Lee: "Woah, Ben--"

Christa: "No, let him cook."

[neonvioletlight]

inspired by ninjinistarsong’s post !

[clemen-quotes]

louis: wait, you like me?

louis: for my personality?

clementine: i know, i was surprised too

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Louis and Aj is walking closer to where Aasim saw some people

Maybe this time those people are good guys?

We need to keep our distance first.

There they are.

Where? I don’t see it.

That’s becauss you’re still small, little guy.

Who are you calling little guy?

I mean big guy.

How many are there?

A few.

I know there would be a few, how many exactly!

Woah.

What’s wrong? Do they have weapons?

No, there’s this guy that looks…you look kinda like him.

You’re joking again.

Alvin did not deserve what Carver did to him

@willemdafinky our fic short and i chose Louis cuz i don’t really get the hang of Violet

[taurusicorn2400]

Clem: why should I let you take me out on a date?

Louis: I can sing all of Starships by Nicki Minaj without messing up the words

Clem:

Clem: why am I weirdly into that

[ericsonclan]

Louis: I do what I want!

Brody: I’m calling Clem

Louis: No, wait-

[ninjinistarsong]

twdg textposts 6/?

I dont know why the qualitys so bad :( im sorry

[fall0utboi12]

Ben: Was George Bush the son?

Lee: And the father

Ben: ...And the Holy Spirit?

[whackacole3]

Aasim: there’s a “u” in stupid for a reason.

Mitch: well— there’s an “i” in stupid too!

Aasim:

Mitch: OH FUCK OFF—

[the-delta-42]

How Clementine Deals with the Unexpected

Clementine: I'm great with the unexpected. Violet: Louis asked you to marry him and you gave him finger guns then jumped out a window.

[garciafamlover500]

Javier: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but-

Tripp: That's because you're too short to do so.

Javier: ....Listen here motherfu-

[thecrusadercomrade]

Luke: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Nick: Mine just says "Nick no." Luke: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[clemen-quotes]

louis: we could get married in the forest like some squirrels

clementine: squirrels don’t get married

louis: like you could possibly know that