#incorrect quotes the quarry

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

Dylan: Oh how unfortunate. I'm injured! Ryan, you'll have to treat my wounds.

Kaitlyn: I can treat them, I'm the camp nursing assistant.

Dylan: [glaring] RYAN, you'll have to treat my wounds.

[dylan-thegrabber-lenivy]

Abigail: Where are you going?

Dylan: Hell, eventually.

[what-the-wut-is]

Lux: *in an undercover mission*

Jinx: GODDAM, YOU ARE-

Lux: Shhhh! Can you not be loud about it?!

Jinx: Hot.

Lux: *speechless and turning into a tomato*

Jinx: *whispers* You don't like being hot?

Lux: *doesn't know whether to be flattered or die of mortification 'cause she assumed this random person knew she's a Crownguard*

[deadboyquotes]

*Charles goes down a mysterious tunnel during a case*

Edwin: What’s down there?

Charles: Oh my god, Edwin, you will not believe this.

Edwin: What? What is it?

Charles: It’s nothing.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Abigail: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like Emma a little bit—

Dylan: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Abigail: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Dylan: My mistake.

[hedwig123]

OK a few more

[taylorshope]

I love The Query

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Maccready: No, I'm serious, dude, nothing scares me more than a swarm of bears.

Piper Wright: Swarm of bears?

Maccready: Yeah

Piper Wright: Herd of bears

Maccready: Of course I’ve heard of bears, Piper.

Piper Wright: Oh my god

Submitted by @bexvalentineart

[nohmakesmecooler]

disappears for a few days only to come back with a new fandom- naturally

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Volo: I hope you’ve got hat insurance, Tav, because I’m about to blow your mind!

Tav: Did you just ask if I had hat insurance?

Volo: Yes, it’s responsible to insure those things which mean the most to you.

Tav: A hat.

Volo: Yes.

Tav: Okay. I know where your priorities lie.

[am-i-dead]

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

Nick: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.

Jacob: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

[dylan-thegrabber-lenivy]

Nick, gesturing to Kaitlyn: Jacob, look what you did! You made mum upset!

Dylan: Mum, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Jacob: I’m sorry mum…:(

Kaitlyn, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

[sargeantsarmy]

Ryan: *Sarcastically* Come on, be a good boy and give Kaitlyn the gun.

Dylan, in a heart beat: ok

Ryan:

Ryan: … what?

Dylan: You’re right, I should give her the gun.

Ryan:

[deadboyquotes]

*The boys need a gun on a case and are arguing over who should have it*

Charles: *picks up the gun* I’m a much better shot.

Edwin: You don’t know that, I might be an amazing shot.

Charles:

Edwin: I might be!

[fullmoonhijinks]

Ryan: So you think Dylan's the one for me?

Laura: Oh yeah! He's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. He completes you.