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Y/n: Am I in trouble?
Alma: Take a guess.
Y/n: No?
Alma: Take another guess.
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millard: today's officially one year since i've had surgery.
hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
millard: surgery on my shoulder??? from when i got shot???
hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)
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MPHFP Incorrect Quotes
Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.
Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*
Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-
Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*
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Bird's Birthday
Horace: Miss Peregrine's birthday cake is ready, all that's left is to put the candles on it with her age on them. Noor: Okay, tell me how old she will be so I can buy the candles. *the children look at each other without knowing* Noor: Wait, none of you know how old she is? Horace: It's rude to ask a lady's age. Enoch: She is over 100 and under 200 years old, will she get mad if we put a candle that says "old" on it? Emma: This is not funny Enoch! Horace: What now? What are we going to do, the cake needs candles! Noor: I'm going to buy a candle that says happy birthday. Horace: Yes! That's perfect! Noor you're brilliant.
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Miss P: 'Did none of you think this was a bad idea'
Jacob: 'Oh no we all did we just decided to do it anyway.'
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Jacob: Miss Peregrine , I've got a question:Can an Ymbrine love another person?
Miss P: An Ymbrine takes care of children Jake , she cannot marry nor have children.
Jacob: What if the Ymbrine falls in love with a woman?
Miss P : I'm not su-
Jacob:What about if the woman in question is another Ymbrine?
Miss P: *loud silence*
Jacob: So?
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Miss Peregrine: "in my time, coca wine was much better."
Jacob: * Whispers to the other children * "In her time, wine was made with cocaine."
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Miss P needs a break from Jacob
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Enoch, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!
Emma, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Jacob: What the heck are you guys doing?
Enoch: Playing systemic oppression.
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*reader accidentally enters the loop*
Literally nobody
Alma: something just happened
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some wight: once I tried killing this preppy british kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he said ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was caught so off guard that this eleven year old basically just asked me to kill him that i just stood there as he walked away.
horace:
horace: oh, you mean me.
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Enoch: I hate the taste of lipgloss. Emma: Enoch, are you eating lipgloss?? Enoch: what? No. Horace just wears it. Emma: oh ok. Emma: wait what?!
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Imagine mphfpc exactly as it is but instead of saying "Rise up dead man, rise up😈" Enoch says "Wakie wakiee🥰🤗"
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Enoch : Horace, you're a homosexual. Horace : Enoch, We have been dating for 5 years, I think everyone knows that.
#probably has been done before but I just wanted to post something mphfpc related#mphfpc#incorrect mphfpc quotes#horace somnusson#enoch o connor#enorace
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Enoch: 'You can never lose an argument if you say shut up nerd at the end.'
Millard: 'Yes you can.'
Enoch: 'Shut up nerd.'
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