#mphfpc incorrect quotes

[zelcii]

millard: today's officially one year since i've had surgery.

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

millard: surgery on my shoulder??? from when i got shot???

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[devine-devil]

Book Peregrine: not having brothers must have saved you from having so many traumas.

Movie Peregrine: Oh no, I had brothers.

Book Peregrine: Huh? Then why don't they appear in the movie?

Movie Peregrine: because they died a long time ago.

Book Peregrine: Oh my birds, I'm so sorry.

Movie Peregrine: Don't worry, it's okay, I killed them. 😊

[kingofspadescos]

MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

[marygih]

Bird's Birthday

Horace: Miss Peregrine's birthday cake is ready, all that's left is to put the candles on it with her age on them. Noor: Okay, tell me how old she will be so I can buy the candles. *the children look at each other without knowing* Noor: Wait, none of you know how old she is? Horace: It's rude to ask a lady's age. Enoch: She is over 100 and under 200 years old, will she get mad if we put a candle that says "old" on it? Emma: This is not funny Enoch! Horace: What now? What are we going to do, the cake needs candles! Noor: I'm going to buy a candle that says happy birthday. Horace: Yes! That's perfect! Noor you're brilliant.

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Miss P: 'Did none of you think this was a bad idea'

Jacob: 'Oh no we all did we just decided to do it anyway.'

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

Millard: I've been pretty busy studying in my loop

Someone:Oh great , what were you studying?

Millard:The day

Someone: Like...each detail?

Millard: I've observed pigs and learned at which moment they blink

Someone:... For 70 years?

Millard: Yes and I stayed sane during this whole time

Someone:...

[ambersweets134]

Miss P needs a break from Jacob

[enochoconnor-girlie]

Enoch: I hate the taste of lipgloss. Emma: Enoch, are you eating lipgloss?? Enoch: what? No. Horace just wears it. Emma: oh ok. Emma: wait what?!

[eleanorandphantom]

Enoch pissing everyone off with ridiculous questions to make us question everything (pt.1)

"do you think fish can see air? We can see water but can't see air, could it be the opposite?" - Enoch "That's not how that-" Horace

"Why do churches ask for so much money when they think money is the root of evil? sounds pretty hypocritical" - Enoch

"How many people do you think are breathing at the same pace as you at this exact moment?" - Enoch *Horace starts panically breathing* "Honey is just bee throw up" - Enoch *Hugh screaming from the room over, Wyn holding Fiona back from tackling Enoch*

"If every day resets, how do we keep the clothes we stole during raid the village?" - Enoch "Honestly that's a good point" - Millard

"There's no possible way to stand backwards on stairs" - Enoch *a loud crash as Jacob falls from the stairs* "Mirrors don't break, they multiply" - Enoch "I swear if you keep saying these things I will multiply mirrors all over your hommunculi" - Emma

"A baby is the quietest or loudest thing to drop- just depends on who else is in the room" - Enoch "Were you dropped on the head?" - Jacob

"Why are prisoners given food, water, and shelter while homeless people aren't?" - Enoch "Uh- good point" - Miss. P

"What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 75-100 years to kill us?" - Enoch "I hope you get asthma" - Hugh

"Mosquitos are like dirty, already used needles" - Enoch "EWWWWWWW" - Claire & Olive "Nothing is truly on fire, fire is just on things" - Enoch "Enoch why don't you come over here" - Emma, pressing her hands together and generating heat

"Deaf people don't understand why farts are so funny" - Enoch *no one reacts* anyways, these are the sillies being silly. we are fed up with him, but we love him

[thatpeculiargremlin]

mphfpc incorrect quotes 👍

[Spoiler in the last quote!]

Bronwyn: Emma, keep an eye on Enoch today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Emma: Sure, I'd love to see Enoch getting punched. Jacob: Try again. Emma, sighing: I will try to stop Enoch from getting punched.

***

Everyone is giving advice to Olive Jacob: It's okay to ask for help. Horace: You're not a burden. Enoch: Murder is okay. Emma: Your feelings matter.

***

Bentham: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Miss Peregrine: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Caul: F**k you.

***

Fiona: *dies*

Jacob: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months.

Enoch: Bullshit. One month.

Horace: Nah, half a month.

Hugh, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FIONA JUST DIED-

Emma, scratching chin in thought: One week.

[zlittka]

Emma: I'm going to cut this child (Enoch) into sausage

Bronwyn: She said she would cut the child into sausage

Emma: * Knife sounds*

Emma: I've already started cutting

[zelcii]

some wight: once I tried killing this preppy british kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he said ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was caught so off guard that this eleven year old basically just asked me to kill him that i just stood there as he walked away.

horace:

horace: oh, you mean me.

[devine-devil]

Enoch : *with a silly smile* look Miss Cuckoo gave me some French perfume, I must be her favorite Child.

Millard: You deal with earth, mud, viscera and blood all the time, she didn't give you a perfume because she likes you, she gave you a perfume because you stink.

[jxmimac]

Horace: I can’t believe you think I’d make such bad decisions. Enoch: Well, you picked me as your boyfriend so you clearly can’t be trusted.

[enoraces]

hugh: my girl is mad at me

hugh: i hope i die

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Enoch: 'You can never lose an argument if you say shut up nerd at the end.'

Millard: 'Yes you can.'

Enoch: 'Shut up nerd.'