#incorrect quotes TWST

[end-l3ss-v0id]

Incorrect quotes FT. THE TWEELS

Jade: Floyd was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Floyd: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jade: Floyd, you ate a chair.

[captainjacklyn]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #31 :

Kalim : To be honest Jamil, I think you're a very calm person.

Jamil (screaming the thoughts out in his head as he sees someone get a little too close to Yuu/Mc) : *OH YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH- I'M GONNA RIO YOUR GUTS OUT WITH A CORKSCREW*

Jamil : coughs, yes I'm very calm.

Kalim : :D

Jamil : ...

[bubbles-lounge]

Ace: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Deuce: Yeah, go ahead. Ace: It sucks. Deuce: That's not constructive criticism.

[faeryarchives]

when swearing on your friends’ souls went wrong

(inspired from @/panniberry in twt!)

other works: dumb and dumber (ace | deuce)

[moonlit-midnight]

it’s always “get in loser, we’re going shopping” but never…

On a fine weekend, who would you love to unwind with?

[ariasphirance]

yuu: what will i do if i still don't find a way to return to my world after graduation? i need a job to survive and also to get grim's tuna cans. riddle: i can make a list of available careers without magic requirements for you. trey: you can help out at my family's bakery. jamil: kalim is always hiring new servants if you're interested. (help me) malleus: if you just need to feed yourself and grim, then become my partner.

[hanizmiyu]

Saw this and just HAD to do this

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#701 He snapped-

Jade: Yuu learned how to fold origami penguins from Floyd the other day, I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge~

Jade*Is talking to his parents on the line...he has been talking about you for an hour now* Oh also-

Yuu: Jaaaade jaaaade!LOOK I MADE WIDDLE OREGAMI MORAY EEL I CALL HIM JADE JUNIOR CUZ I CUT MY FINGER AND HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS MOUTH-Isnt he cute?-...LETS PUT HIM IN YOUR TERRANIUMS-*Already running*

Mr & Mrs Leech:...

Jade*Smilling as something in him snapped*...I have to go now~,Expect Grandchildren~

[mee-op]

Facts about in-game Yuu (Twisted Wonderland):

NOTES:

This is an ongoing list and will be updated with new information. I'm not caught up w/ chap 6 and I'm not very perceptive. This list is so long because of all the people who commented/sent asks, so thank you Last but not least, some of these might be a stretch/be slightly incorrect so bare w/ me plz :] More Yuu facts [ ONE / TWO ] <- not mine

They've been good friends with Heartslabyul ever since Book 1.

They're forgiving/don't hold any bad blood with the people who've overblotted (at least on the outside).

According to the Harveston event, they can play the flute.

They don't like mentioning that they might return to their world (Deuce's Wishing Star vignette).

Many people consider them a "goody-two-shoes" (Leona, Ruggie).

A good listener.

Based on Malleus' interactions with them, Yuu talks to him a lot more off-screen as he states that he values their opinions.

Loves Grim to hell and back.

It's implied that Yuu invites Malleus over frequently enough that he visits unprompted.

They can be snarky and brutally honest when they're pushed into it.

Comes up with stupid plans that nobody believes will work but it somehow does.

They're insecure about not having any magic.

They want to be able to help their friends.

Has a sense of self-preservation.

Does not actively seek out danger (*cough* om mc *cough*).

They've cleaned up Ramshackle since living there, however, it still looks "abandoned & ancient" on the outside.

Crowley doesn't give them more money than "needed".

Silver states that Yuu is good with swords (PE Uniform).

Both Jamil and Silver seem to think that Yuu is somewhat weird/strange.

They don't know much about mushrooms (Floyd's Camp Vargas vignette).

They're very patient.

Used to be afraid of ghosts until they got to Twisted Wonderland.

They adapt to new/difficult situations quickly and calmly.

They don't complain much.

Very much so the silent type.

The audience doesn't really see anyone helping them out with their situation, so I assume they fix most of their problems themselves.

They don't have any memories of the Great Seven before coming to Twisted Wonderland.

Fluctuates between being observant and not noticing really basic stuff.

Doesn't hesitate to say cheesy things.

Keeps calm in harsh situations.

They know how to play a blowing horn (White Rabbit Event).

Good with instruments.

Not a very good singer (NRC Uniform).

It's implied that they have high stamina.

They're interested in horseback riding and wants to play soccer with Sebek (PE Uniform).

They recommend a few books to Sebek, implying that they read in their free time.

They're short in comparison to Floyd (he calls them Shrimpy).

Grim comments that they're shorter than Vil.

Crowley mumbles that Yuu looks effeminate.

They're a bit of a romantic since they seem to often ask about love stories/fairy tales (Epel & Jade chats).

They have a habit of poking, tugging, tickling and just touching people in general. This is proven through the Home Screen character interactions, so their love language seems to be physical touch.

They get scared easily but is bad at scaring others (Halloween voice lines).

Vil notes that their uniform is baggy.

Malleus says that Yuu has gotten better at dancing (Masquerade Event).

It's implied that Yuu is good/decent at cooking since they have to make meals for both themself and Grim every day.

Yuu is decent at basketball (Ace Halloween).

Deuce remarks about a tiny piece of furniture in Ramshackle and asks if it's for Grim, meaning Yuu makes small furniture for him.

They're a good photographer.

Takes part in photography competitions (Rook Port Fest).

It's implied that Yuu carries their ghost camera everywhere because Crowley constantly makes them record events.

It's said that the game cards are actual photos that Yuu took with the ghost camera. [I don't know if this is true but a lot of people have said so]

Most, if not all the characters tell Yuu to hurry up when choosing a class, which suggests that they're indecisive.

Ace, Deuce and Cater tell Yuu to relax during classes or else they'll run out of energy.

Jack says that he got tips from Yuu while he was working in Monstro Lounge, implying that Yuu might've worked in customer service before (Book 3).

According to Grim, they have a hard time saying no to people, but when they absolutely need to-- they're very serious and a bit intimidating. "You're a real sap sometimes, you know that? Then again, when you bare your teeth it's no joke."

While they won't say no to helping others, they prefer to keep to themselves and avoid drama.

Yuu is sometimes a bit distrustful of Ace and thinks he's tricking them if he offers to do anything nice (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

It doesn't take much to make them happy. (Deuce & Idia 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

They became nervous when Riddle invited them to a salon for their birthday. Riddle response saying "I'll be right there with you, and will instruct you in etiquette every step of the way."

They're competitive in class-- at least when it comes to Jack (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

They took chess lessons to try and beat Leona in a match (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

For their birthday, Yuu asks Azul to get something that's supposedly hard for an average collector to acquire.

They're surprised when Kalim gifts them a pop-up card for their birthday.

They own a pair of fingerless gloves (gifted by Epel).

They personally invited Vil over for their birthday party and made sure to have healthy food options for him.

Not very close with Idia.

Owns a glass tumbler that reads 'Happy Birthday!' (gifted by Ortho).

Lilia gives them a CD with his screamo performances.

They were gifted so many presents on their birthday that they had trouble carrying the gifts around. (Malleus 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #334

*If Leona was a father*

Son: “Papa! Can I have chocolate cookies?”

Leona: “What’s the rule?”

Son: “No snacks before dinner…”

Leona: “Wrong.”

Leona: “That’s your mom’s rule. My rule is you have to bring me some too.”

[thenumberhuntress]

Grim: Imagine the dorm leader as the GPS lady Ace, mimicking Riddle: I AM YOUR GPS AND IF I SAY TURN LEFT, YOU TURN LEFT! Jack, mimicking Leona: Good job, you missed your stop 5 minutes ago Epel, mimicking Vil: That turn was sloppy! Go back and do it over again!

[captainjacklyn]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #29 :

Deuce, sending a picture of Professor Crewel to his mom : What do you think of him, mom ?

Ms. Spade : Ooh he's sexy. ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

Deuce : My god..nooo..

Ms. Spade : Wait is that your teacher ?! Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ)//

Deuce : It's my teacher !

Ms. Spade : My goodness. ¬‿¬

Deuce : Mooom...noo !

Ms. Spade : He about to be your step-dad ! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨

Deuce : STOOOOOP- DON'T DO THIS TO MEEE-

btw I'm quoting this joke from a vtuber named Kenji, go check him out he's pretty funny.

[writingredrose]

During the Halloween holiday at NRC :

Yuu : *running away to Ramshackle with Skully's portrait* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Crowley : *running after them* THAT PORTRAIT IS SCHOOL PROPERTY! GIVE IT BACK PERFECT!

Adeuce : *also running after them* YUU COME BACK WITH THAT PORTRAIT!

Skully : *talking through the portrait* Go go my dear friend! They can never catch us!

[random-twst-things]

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu having enough with the Overblots, and especially the most dangerous of them)

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You have 13 seconds before this island fucking explodes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Malleus: You Hot topic Wannabe

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Idia: And you Blue Gumball son of a bitch

Malleus, idia: ....

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You have done nothing but destroy my life-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, failing arms around: I hope you both die!

Idia: That's a bit overkill ngl

Mc/Y/M/Yuu: And almost killing everyone by opening the literal underworld because you couldn't control yourself from the blot wasn't?

Idia: ...Touché

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

(It's been a while 🧍🏽‍♀️)

[moonlit-midnight]

Sebek: My liege?

Malleus: What is it?

Sebek: How did you know?

Malleus: Know what? That you have a big awkward crush on our dear Prefect?

Malleus: Everyone in the dorm knows

Malleus: And I’m their best friend, so of course I know 

[twistedtrashposts]

Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.

MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.

Riddle:

Azul:

Jamil:

MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.

Idia: HA, I WIN-