Marshall: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Chase: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Marshall: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Moby: I'm a technological genius.
Claw: You duct taped a knife to a roomba??
Moby: Meet the DOOMBA!!
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Annabeth: it says that dogs without leashes will be fined $100
Tyson, sobbing: they don’t have that kind of money!!!
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Skye: You're not stupid, Marshall.
Marshall: No, i am actually. I'm failing at almost everything.
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(The berries visit a haunted house)
Blueberry Muffin: Oh man, this place smells like a ghost lives here!
Strawberry Shortcake: What exactly do ghosts smell like?
Blueberry Muffin: They smell scary.
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Who Broke It?
*The Nick Jr. Villians gather around a broken coffee machine.*
Crusher: So... who broke it?
*No one answers*
Crusher: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Big Trouble: I did, I broke—
Crusher: No, no you didn't. Swiper?
Swiper: Don't look at me. Look at Marmalady.
Marmalady: What? I didn't break it.
Swiper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Marmalady: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Swiper: *Leans on Marmalady* Suspicious.
Humdinger: If it matters, probably not… but Zeta was the last one to use it.
Zeta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Humdinger: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zeta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Humdinger!
Big Trouble: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Crusher!
Crusher: No! Who broke !?!
*Marmalady looks at Little Trouble*
Marmalady: Crusher… Little Trouble's been awfully quiet.
Big Trouble: REALLY??
Marmalady: Yeah! Really.
Big Trouble: Oh, my god!
*Everyone starts arguing.*
Crusher: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Wheeler: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Chase: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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*on a mission*
Bellatrix: It smells like ghosts live here
Lucius: What exactly do ghosts smell like?
Bellatrix: They smell scary
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Death x Adult!Ryder (Samsara) Incorrect Quotes
Adult!Ryder: Death, you were so wasted last night.
Adult!Ryder: I wasn't that drunk!
Adult!Ryder: …You called a taxi home.
Death: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Adult!Ryder: The party was at your house.
Death: …Crap.
Adult!Ryder, texting Death: Text me when you’re home safely.
Death: I’m home dangerously.
Adult!Ryder: Stop it.
Death: I’m home lethally.
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Back with another Incorrect Quote! I got like a long list of quotes I'm planning to illustrate at some point in between working on commission arts. Also sorry Zuma, but you're really like the least intimidating puppy in the bunch and they all know it too XD
If you can't read what's in the pictures:
Zuma: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury. I am a weapon. I am--
Chase: A doll.
Marshall: A cinnamon roll.
Rocky: A sweetheart.
Zuma:
Zuma: ... Stop it.
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Chase: My god, i hate her.
Marshall: Me too.
Chase: You have no idea who i'm talking about.
Marshall: Soliditary, brother.
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