#incorrect lyon

[air-rising]

I know you’re busy but I miss the ol posts / poetry parallels 🫶🏽 I hope you come back soon

here’s a little something for ya 🌚🌝

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[sun-stricken]

Gray goes from dressing like theres going to be model scout wherever hes going to dressing like he picked the first thing he saw at a thift store, no in between

Somedays he will show up dressed to the nines, jewlery, form fitting clothing, looking like he paid a hair stylist his entire bank account, and like he has his own makeup artist

other days he’s wearing a hoodie two sizes too big for him and jeans so distressed if they caught on something he’s fucked and a pair of sneakers that look as if they’ve never seen a good day ever

when he dresses well people will look at him trying to comprehend how this is the same guy who wore the tackiest hawaiian shirt and khakis not two days ago

he does not know how to dress normally, its overdressed or underdressed and thats IT

Lucy: Gray? What are you doing? 
Gray, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Gray: Can i.. help you??

Lyon, whose never seen him dress well: … who,, who the hell are you??

Gray: ??? what??

[fairydares]

Galuna Island Arc Moment in a Nutshell

Gray: Get lost, Natsu! I'm gonna be the one to fight Lyon! Natsu: The hell you are, I was here first! Lyon: *watching them fight* Ultear: ...Cold Emperor, why not attack them both right now, while they're distracted by their interpersonal foolishness? Lyon: No, I'm entertained now...let them cook.

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Tawny: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Poppy: Stop romanticizing the past.

[harveywritings92]

{König’s six year old step-daughter holds her arms up to him.]

Iris: Put me on your shoulders!

König: Ja, here you go!

[König picks the little girl up and puts her on his shoulders.]

Iris, in awe: Whoa! This is so cool! I’m taller than everyone! I’m- 

Iris:...

*Iris suddenly clings very tightly to him.*

König, concerned: You all right mein kleiner? (my little one?)

Iris, Hugging his head: Uh-huh...We’re really high up. Don’t look down.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lyon: Once someone asked me what I thought had turned me gay.

Gray: I hope you told them you were bitten by a gay spider.

[thesummonerandthehelgeneral]

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Gray: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Lyon: Sounds fake but ok.

[incorrectgbafequotes]

[toxickimi]

Elder Lyons: It’s kinda hot out to be wearing black, don’t you think Young Maxson: I look rad Sarah: You look pallid and sick Young Maxson, intensely sweating: Sick as fuck

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Jim: Why did you drink that?! Seb: Rule number 5 is if you put something in my hand I'm going to put it in my mouth. You know if you hand me something I'm going to ingest it.

[erzasimpbitch]

Lyon: Gray, can I offer you some advice?

Gray: Absolutely not.

[sun-stricken]

Natsu: We’re here for the cult stuff.

Lyon: How did you find us?

Gray: We saw your ad on craigslist.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Sean: Why did you drink that?! 

Geoffrey: Rule number 5 is if you put something in my hand I'm going to put it in my mouth. You know if you hand me something I'm going to ingest it.

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Tawny: Can we go to a haunted house this Halloween?

Poppy: What's wrong with the one we're staying in?

Tawny:

Tawny: ª

[harveywritings92]

Iris, tugging on Ghost’s pant leg: Mr. Ghost you have to put a dollar in the swear jar.

Ghost, amused: Oh, Why?

Iris: Because you said (looks over her shoulder at her dads) The F-word.

{Soap snickering as he watches his step-daughter put Ghost in his place.]

Ghost, opening his wallet: Here’s $20, kid. That should cover me until lunch. *walks away.*

Soap & Smoke, gawking a Ghost in disbelief:....

Soap, to Smoke: Advance payment for swears is cheating, right? Like it defeats the whole purpose of a swear jar???

Smoke, shrugging: I-- I honestly don’t know, the swear jar was intended to stop Iris from swearing, I never thought about adult implication....Let’s just see how this goes.

[Needless to say. Iris made off with about $600 in one hour, just by being in the same room as the 1-4-1 soldiers.]