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Horn: Mint is just cold spicy.

Corudan: ...

Nona: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Special Adventure -Legolas

Summary: Legolas and y/n decide to go on a spontaneous adventure

Notes: THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND BELLE ITS HER BIRTHDAY TMRW (in almost an hour for her as i’m writing this) SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE

also let’s pretend none of the plot happened and all the characters just exist as besties bc i said so BC I SAID SO😡

and ik legolas wasn’t in the hobbit book but he was in the movie LETS FOLLOW THE MOVIE FOR THIS ONE GUYS

i totally made literally most of this up just roll with it

The sun was shining perfectly through the forest. it was golden and beautiful. y/n raced through the forest on her horse, her hair flowing through the wind as she laughed. “Your going to slow!” she called, grabbing the reigns of her horse as she jumped over a river. A blur ran up to her, pulling up right next to her. “hello princess” Legolas smirked at her, his arrows bouncing on his back as the horse ran forward.

y/n leaned forward, speeding faster. as y/n saw the edge of the forest she jolted to a stop. “i win” she smiled proudly, as legolas stopped with her. “of course you did” he said, hopping off of his horse. y/n followed in suit. “where exactly are we going Legolas?” y/n asked, stepping on rocks to cross a stream. “Where ever the forest wants us to go y/n” he says, jumping across the river with his bow in hand. y/n giggled as legolas slipped and fell into the small stream. y/n couldn’t breath due to how much she’s laughing.

as she began to be able to breath more, she reached her hand out to pull legolas up, that was her first mistake. Legolas pulled her down into the water into his arms, laughing as she squealed. as the two lay in the water and against the bank, laughing and joking in each others arms, having too much fun to watch to stand up and keep moving.

the sound of horses and talking from the outside of the forest coming in interrupted the goofing off between the two elves.

both of the elves shot up in instinct, drawing their hands to their weapons. “What was that?” y/n asked. Legolas crouched down, putting his hand up towards her as he walked behind a tree. “I think it’s man” he whispered, his arrow still nocked. y/n stepped backwards, cracking a stick. she looked towards the intruders, only seeing a tall man in a dark pointed hat. The men on their horses looked towards us, immediately looking as if they pulled out their swords in fear of an ambush, hopping off their horses and exploring towards the two

Legolas shot an arrow in the opposite direction to throw the men off course and grabbed y/ns hand. He darted towards the horses with y/n following suit, gripping tight to his hand. she laughed as they fled from the mysterious group of people once she realized what she saw.

the two jump onto their horses, and y/n stopped legolas as he tried to run back towards rivendell. “Legolas,” she was in a fit of laughter as she realized how scared she had gotten which in turn put legolas into attack and protect mode.

“y/n? we have to get back i don’t want you getting hurt”

“it was gandalf!” she said, giggling. legolas smiled, playfully pushing

y/ns shoulder. “y/n” he shook his head. “you had me thinking they’d hurt you!” he grabbed the reigns of his horse and turned towards the way they just ran. “no, send the horses back i have an idea” she speaks, jumping off her horse and climbing into a tree.

legolas followed in suit, following y/n through the forest. as they got to the trail, hiding themselves in the trees. Gandalf stopped, putting his hand up so everyone else followed in suit. “someone’s watching us” he speaks, y/n leans over, grabbing onto a branch for stability.

gandalf never looked back towards the two, only looking forward. “come out young ones” he speaks, a light hearted laugh following through. “is someone here to kill us gandalf?” bilbo asks, shaking with fear.

“no, just two makers of trouble” he speaks, and as he does so, y/n gracefully jumps on the back of bilbos horse. he lets out a girl like scream, and legolas takes that as his que to jump infront of bilbos horse. another girly scream. y/n jumped off the horse, running up to greet gandalf.

the two elves had their fun, scaring the adventure less hobbit. but they had both agreed to allow the group to have their journey.

y/n had decided she wanted to go back to rivendell, after the two had ran through the forest, play fighting and enjoy the company of the other. y/n had grown tired, adventuring with her love.

years ago, legolas’ father had made a deal with y/ns father. legolas and

y/n had grown up together. they had been adventuring the forest every day since they could run. y/ns father had promised y/n to legolas and they were to be married. in a rare case, instead of hating their parents for betrothing them to someone that wasn’t their love, legolas and y/n had always loved each other, and arranged marriage or not y/n and legolas would still have fallen in love and eventually married.

it was elven tradition for the parents to pick the spouses of their children, and it was pure luck that the two had been in love.

back in rivendell, y/n sat on legolas’s bed, her feet draped over it as he spoke to his father. “The wedding is soon legolas”

“i know father” he smiled, not angered or sad. he was happy and excited. “i’m glad you love her son” legolas nodded. “i’m glad you picked her for me, or i would’ve picked her myself” he said, in all honesty.

legolas’ father smiled. “i respect that” he told his son, placing a hand on his shoulder. “treat her right, she’s a sweet girl. like family to us” y/n smiled as she eavesdropped on her love and his father.

when legolas closed the door, he sat next to y/n on the bed. “melin le (elvish for i love you) legolas” she spoke, he placed his hand on her leg. “melin le y/n. my princess”

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PC: No?

Issuriel: That actually explains so much.

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Nona: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

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Horn: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Nona: When September ends

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Corudan: The universe works in mysterious ways and comedic timing is the only constant in life.

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