#incorrect lbp quote

[x--willow-chan--x]

Fisk: Well maybe because you're ugly. Corruption Vex: Ugly? You gotta be kidding me! Fisk, holding up a hand mirror: Here, take a look of yourself. Corruption Vex: (to his reflection) Hi. (The bad breath from Corruption Vex fogs up the mirror) (the mirror shatters) Fisk: Ugly. Corruption Vex: Oh no!

[thehyperrequiem]

Avalon: What do you think Herbert will do for a distraction?

Clive: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Clive:...or he could do that.

[sabrina136666]

I made a incorrect quote in the discord server

And then drew it

[littlebigkatamari]

SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #6:

Marlon: Say... What do you got there, champ?

Newton: (Pushing the Titan teat tin) ...New invention.

[incorrectlbp]

[c0smiccom3t]

Vex and Stitcher’s incorrect quotes Part 2! (ft. Newton as a henchman to Vex and a sidekick to stitcher)

Vex: I know you snuck out last night, Stitcher. Newton: Play dumb! Stitcher: Who's Stitcher? Newton: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Vex: If Stitcher and I were drowning, who would you save? Newton: You two can’t swim? Stitcher: It’s a hypothetical question, Newton! who would you save? Newton: my time and effort.

Vex: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Stitcher: I'm a knife. Newton, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Vex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Stitcher: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Newton isn’t

Vex: I trust Stitcher. Newton: You think he knows what he’s doing? Vex: I wouldn't go that far.

Vex, negotiating with Stitcher: We have Newton. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Newton: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Vex: Newton: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Vex: NEWTON STOP

Vex: Newton, keep an eye on Stitcher today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Newton: Sure, I’d love to see Stitcher get punched. Vex: Try again. Newton, sighing: I will stop Stitcher from getting punched.

Vex: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Stitcher: If? Newton: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Vex: What do you think Stitcher will do for a distraction? Newton: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Newton: ... or he could do that.

Vex: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Newton: You were flirting with Stitcher. Vex: So what? he's my partner. Newton: You asked him if he was single. Vex: Newton: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t

Vex: We need a distraction. Newton: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Stitcher, whispering: My time has come

Vex: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Newton: Vex no. Stitcher: Mistlefoe. Newton: Please stop encouraging him.

Vex: HELP! I TOLD STITCHER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Newton, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Vex, driving Newton and Stitcher: So how was your day? Stitcher: We almost got surprise adopted! Vex: What? Newton: We almost got kidnapped. Vex: Oh, okay. Vex: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Vex: How's the sexiest person here~? Newton: I don't know, how are they~? Vex, flustered: I- Stitcher, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Vex: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Newton: Just rip the bandage off. Vex: It’s Stitcher. Newton: Put the bandage back on.

Vex: Newton, can I talk to you for a second? Newton: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Stitcher are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Vex: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

[incorrectlbp]

It's not an incorrect quote but it needs to be here

“I’m allergic to drowning! I come out in these big… big… well death…”

— Newton Pud

[x--willow-chan--x]

Vex: Running out of ideas, Clive. Think of something that would make me look good. Clive Handforth: (to Newton) Newt, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!! (sighs) Why do I care, the orbs aren't candy. Newton Pud: Sackbulb of helms! Dive! Dive!!! (eats 3 titan spirits) Clive Handforth: Newton, what have you done? Open it. Open it! Newton Pud: (opens his mouth wide) Ahhhhh... Clive Handforth: You have know better than to eat the titan spirits. Just think what you did for your digestive tract. (pulls the titan spirits out of Newton Pud's mouth) Newton Pud: I can't wait to see that part, Clive! Clive Handforth: Yes, well. Let's see and say we did, Newton.

[x--willow-chan--x]

Avalon: Now... Eat your candy! Vex: (turns and notices the trick-or-treat bag which belongs to Newton) Yum! (Vex runs to Newton's bed) (Newton knocks on the door and opens it) Newton Pud: Excuse me, Vex. (about Vex's staff) Is this your--GOOD LORD, MAN!!! (Vex was eating half of the sweets from Newton's bag) Vex: (finishing eating) That hit the spot. (wipes the chocolate smear off around his mouth with his sleeve)

[thehyperrequiem]

Random Incorrect Quotes - Last Friday Night with the Alliance

Clive: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me 

Herbert: Okay, but in my defense, Avalon bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo man. 

Clive: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Herbert: 🫧

[thehyperrequiem]

[Sackboy and Newton playing around with arm farts]

Avalon: Hey, guys. Come on. What are y’all? Three years old? This is how a man does it.

Larry: You chaps are so gross! Besides…THIS is how you do it!

Herbert: Hey, folks! Get a load of this.

*Farts so loud it could clear up the room, good grief Herbert, what have you been eating?*

Larry: Dr. Higginbotham! We were using our arms! Herbert: Oh…Excuse me man…

[x--willow-chan--x]

(The secret word is "pizza"!) Vex: Okay, an Italian dish! Newton Pud: Pasta! Vex: No, it's round and flat! Newton Pud: Calzone! Vex: No! It's flat, and has pepperoni... Newton Pud: Flat calzone! Vex: Grr, no! Listen- Newton Pud: Mean Italian guy? Vex: No, it's FOOD! It's round- Newton Pud: I-talian donut hole! Vex: Grrr... Newton Pud: Hmm... Crankypants! Vex: (growls angrily) Newton Pud: A grizzly bear! Vex: (growls even more) Newton Pud: Sea monkeys! (buzzer sounds) That was hard.

[littlebigkatamari]

SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #7:

Scarlet: Alright, truth ☝️ or dare ✌️?

Sackboy: ☝️!

Scarlet: How many hours in TOTAL have you slept this week?

Sackboy: ...✌️?

Scarlet: I DARE you to go to BED, Sackboy.

Sackboy: ...💧

[littlebigkatamari]

SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #5:

Narrator: Sackboy has sent you good vibes in your direction! They're coming.

Narrator: And there's nothing you can do to stop them.

[littlebigkatamari]

SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #4:

Vex: Even the Sacklings are one of the most- (Sackboy holds breath) Vex: -dangerous creatures in the world, so I built- (Sackboy pops) Vex: -this cage to keep them secure, so- (Sackboy pops out of door behind Vex) Vex: -there's no way it can- (looks) OH MY GOD-

[littlebigkatamari]

SABA/LBP Incorrect Quotes #3:

N.A.O.M.I: Greetings space travelers! It's a beautiful night tonight, and you're lying in bed and thinking to yourself "I wanna see some stars"! But how in the world are you gonna see the stars with these blinds in your home?? Short answer: simply pull back the blinds like so, and you're sure to see a breathtaking view of-

(N.A.O.M.I reveals Vex stealing the stars)

N.A.O.M.I: (Robotic screaming)