#incorrect kingohger quotes

[regaliasonata]

Jeramie: For every insect that is killed on Terra via pesticides there will be a tax increase on the rampant bugism that is occurring from such actions.

Rita: Get out of my office.

[lavenderrosiefan]

Rita: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk?

Javi: The final boss.

Fern: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Rita: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

[missmako-chan]

I need you to imagine YanGiramie not revealing the status of their relationship directly and just saying stuff about their boyfriends or whatever without giving any other context. Usually by Yanma and occasionally Jeramie to stir chaos; Gira just kinda says it without realizing. Like:

Yanma, in a meeting between N'kosopa and Shugoddam: This is boring. I miss my boyfriend (Jeramie).

The other officials, who were not aware Yanma was seeing anyone: ???

Gira, genuinely: I miss your boyfriend too :D

The other officials: ?????

[correct-brainmovie-quotes]

"Kings of Tikyu... what are your pronouns?"

Yanma (has a doctorate in gender studies): He/they. Hymeno (by "law" she means "mandatory education"): EXCLUSIVELY she/her - and on my grounds, assumption is PUNISHABLE BY LAW! Kaguragi (takes the pronouns of everyone he swindles): W-what's a pronoun? I don't know what a pronoun is... and I never have known! No! Gira (genuinely would ask "what's a pronoun"): EVIL!!!!!!!!! Jeramie (pulling out a comically long scroll of Bognaarok gibberish): Abridged or unabridged? Rita (third gender crisis in two months): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[regaliasonata]

Kaguragi: N’kosopa’s leader is just a twink in baggy pants that has unlimited League and Genshin cash.

Yanma: I will slit your throat…

Kaguragi: I’ll enjoy it!

Yanma:

[regaliasonata]

Suzume: Your brother has ugly nipples.

Gira: What the fuck???

[missmako-chan]

Gira, texting Yanma: I think I'm being kidnapped

Yanma: What else is new. I'll call Hymeno, she's the closest.

Hymeno: Hello?

Yanma: Gira's being kidnapped.

Hymeno: What do you mean, he's right next to-

Hymeno: ... I'll call you back.

Hymeno, to Gira: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Gira: WHO ARE YOU?!

[lavenderrosiefan]

Izzy: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Himeno: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Gira: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Fern: I joined you in on the dumb stuff.

Ollie: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

[lavenderrosiefan]

Kaguragi: I am your king, long may I reign!

Izzy: Well, I didn’t vote for you!

Kaguragi: You don’t vote for kings.

Izzy: Well, how’d you become king then?

Kaguragi: Rita of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kaguragi, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Izzy: Listen, strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[lavenderrosiefan]

Gira: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Izzy: Did you just make that up?

Gira: No, I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Izzy:

Gira: A really long fortune cookie.