#incorrect kimchay

[iamfujoshiwe]

Kim : Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? Chay : With tears? Kim : No. Chay : *tears up*

[jubileesstuff]

Kim: Why does Porchay always do the laundry so loudly?

Macau: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Porchay, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

[apathetic-tortoise]

Porsche: Dating a Theerapanykl is great!

Pete: So great!

Chay: The best!

Porsche: But they tend to be a tad judgmental

Pete: Almost punitive

Chay: They are monsters

Porsche: That’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Porsche: What could Vegas have possibly done to make you like him?

Pete: Ate my ass like a birthday cake.

Porsche: Oh, yeah, I get it now.

Chay: *crying in the distance*

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Chay: I love murder mysteries!

Kim, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[live-from-flaturn]

We're Doing KinnPorsche as 90's and DCOM Movie Posters, I Guess

This is once again the partial fault of @shou-jpeg, and it was all worth it. And yes, they are (for the most part) almost exact recreations of the original posters.

[pepsi-pinacola]

Tankhun: What's the worst kind of fear you know?

Macau: When the teacher calls Hia or P'Pete to school

Kim: When Chay texts "we need to talk" I know I'm in serious trouble and I'm probably going to die

[tinysandwichstudent]

Kidnapper: we have your brother-in-law

Tankhun: which one

Kidnapper: uh cute, has fluffy hair, is a cinnamon roll and is currently telling us about how awesome his Hia is?

Tankhun: Oh that's Chay... Good luck when Kim gets there

Kidnapper: wha- *gun shot noises*

Chay: P'Kim :D

[guzhufuren]

Porchay: *hangs 200 pictures of Wik on his wall*

Porsche: isn't it difficult enough to be born poor? and now you're gay?

[lilitblaukatz]

[forvegaspetessake]

A few episodes later:

[iamfujoshiwe]

Kim : Two brooooos! Chay : Chillin' in a hot tub! Kim : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Chay : Kim : Chay : *tears up* Kim : Chay, c'mon… Chay : AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Kim : Babe…

*Meanwhile*

Vegas : Two bros! Pete : Chillin' in a hot tub! Vegas and Pete, in unison : Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

[jubileesstuff]

Porchay: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Macau:

Macau: I like you.

[apathetic-tortoise]

Kim, at an awards show: First of all, I would like to thank Porsche, my brother-in-law, for telling me I wasn’t going to win and so not to bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you

Porsche: *Very proud of himself*

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Pete: *stumbles into the main family house bloodied and bruised*

Porsche: OMG what happened to you?

Pete: Fell

Porsche: off a building?!

Pete: in love

Porsche: Honestly? Same.

Chay: *crying in the distance*

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Kim: I've never had a best friend before.

Chay: That's ok, P'Kim. I'll be your best friend!

Kim: ...

Kim: I've never had a boyfriend either.