#incorrect jpop qoutes
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Keigo: so It’s time to talk about how to use these *pulls out a condom*
Sukai: oh god
Keigo: ..unroll it and you *blows it up* make a balloon animal
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Hikaru: you said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Koji: that depends on how you define lying
Hikaru: well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Koji: reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Hikaru:
Koji:
Hikaru: get out of my room
Koji: absolutely
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Shota: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Koji: punch him in the stomach then when he doubles over in pain kiss him
Hikaru: tackle him
Ren: dump him
Daisuke: kick him in the shin!
Raul: no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!
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Flight attendant: the flight is going to take off soon, please check if your small items are safe and secure
Ren: *turns to Daisuke*
Daisuke: don’t..
Ren: do you feel safe and secure?
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Takumi going over Sukai’s resume: ok, so right here it states that you’re creative
Sukai: yes
Takumi: ok..may I know what you create?
Sukai: problems
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Miyadate: good night
Raul: sleep tight
Koji: don’t let the bed bugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself
Shota: great now Raul’s crying
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Koji: when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun
Abe: look in the mirror and they can start today
Koji:
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Ren: truth or dare
Junki: truth
Ren twirling his hair around his finger: what’s your credit card number?
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Sukai: I don’t have a train of thought, I have 7 trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when their paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
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Shosei: good pick up lines, ready go!
Junki: I’ll dress up as an avocado and say ‘spank me I’ve been a naughty avacaghty’
Shosei: ..gag me with a spoon
Ren: are you a dad? with my help you can become one
Shosei: what the fuck?
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Ren pointing to Sukai: you in the back with the phone and your raised eyebrows, put your phone away..and lower your eyebrows
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Shosei: we should all buy knockoff designer bags and fill them with bricks and when Kinjo walks by hit him with ‘em
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Mame looking at Sho: you’re like the 4th of July, makes me want a hotdog real bad
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Abe: who was Joan of Ark?
Fuka: uh Noah’s wife?
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Abe: awaken thy mind and join us in the 20th century
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Shosei: It’s like you don’t realize how horrible something is until you experience it
Sho: like breastfeeding
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