#incorrect jpop qoutes

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Raul: we saw a mom and her baby walk in front of a car

Abe: that’s called jaywalking and that’s illegal

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Keigo: so It’s time to talk about how to use these *pulls out a condom*

Sukai: oh god

Keigo: ..unroll it and you *blows it up* make a balloon animal

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Hikaru: you said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

Koji: that depends on how you define lying

Hikaru: well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Koji: reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Hikaru:

Koji:

Hikaru: get out of my room

Koji: absolutely

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Shota: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Koji: punch him in the stomach then when he doubles over in pain kiss him

Hikaru: tackle him

Ren: dump him

Daisuke: kick him in the shin!

Raul: no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!

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Flight attendant: the flight is going to take off soon, please check if your small items are safe and secure

Ren: *turns to Daisuke*

Daisuke: don’t..

Ren: do you feel safe and secure?

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Takumi going over Sukai’s resume: ok, so right here it states that you’re creative

Sukai: yes

Takumi: ok..may I know what you create?

Sukai: problems

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Miyadate: good night

Raul: sleep tight

Koji: don’t let the bed bugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself

Shota: great now Raul’s crying

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Koji: when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

Abe: look in the mirror and they can start today

Koji:

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Ren: truth or dare

Junki: truth

Ren twirling his hair around his finger: what’s your credit card number?

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Sukai: I don’t have a train of thought, I have 7 trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when their paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

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Ren pointing to Sukai: you in the back with the phone and your raised eyebrows, put your phone away..and lower your eyebrows

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Shosei: we should all buy knockoff designer bags and fill them with bricks and when Kinjo walks by hit him with ‘em

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Mame looking at Sho: you’re like the 4th of July, makes me want a hotdog real bad

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Abe: who was Joan of Ark?

Fuka: uh Noah’s wife?

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Abe: awaken thy mind and join us in the 20th century

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Shosei: It’s like you don’t realize how horrible something is until you experience it

Sho: like breastfeeding