#incorrect holostars quotes

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Jurard: Do you wanna see how hardcore I am?

Jurard: *Punches the wall*

Jurard: Take me to a hospital

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"Falling"

Shinri: If I fall…

Flayon: I’ll be there to catch you.

Hakka: looks at Zanny What if I fall?

Zanny: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Axel: watches these two interactions

Axel, to Bettel: And if I fall?

Bettel: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Yagoo: So how are all of you doin-

Holotempus: *all crammed into room 2 with a bunk bed, a coffin and a dog kennel*

Yagoo: What the- Why are you all in room 2? There are like 3 other rooms completely empty!

Magni: Room 4 is haunted

Vesper: I actually spend most of my time under the floorboards in the hallway and only come in here to sleep occasionally

Regis: Axel is usually passed out in his dog bed in the living room

Axel:

Axel:

Yagoo: Okay... *slowly walks out of the house backwards, closes the door and never returns*

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Bettel: Lesbian rights? I will say that. You see, uh, back in high school when I didn't have a huge ego, a lesbian referred to me as "actually pretty funny."

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"Blood"

Bettel, on the phone: What’s up, Hakka? Hakka: I’m sitting in a pool of blood. Bettel: …Um, is it YOUR blood? Hakka: I think so. Bettel: Do you know where the blood’s coming from? Hakka: Probably the stab wound. Bettel: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?! Hakka: Oh, yeah, definitely.

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"He Speaks for The Trees" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hakka: I am Hakka, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

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"Saving"

Flayon: You saved me! Why? Bettel: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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"Haunted"

Bettel: Can we go to a haunted house? 

Hakka: What’s wrong with the one we live in? 

Bettel: Wh-what? 

Hakka: Goodnight, Bettel.

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Flayon: Toxic masculinity is dead! I DANCE NOW!!

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Bettel: Everybody out of the goddamn way! I've got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis and a head full of empty!

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"Goldfish"

Altare: …My man Shinri just killed a goldfish. Shinri: licking their lips Yup. Delicious.

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Bettel: Th- this is art here. I'm doing it right now. This is performance art. You guys don't understand? This - this is a living painting that you're seeing.

Bettel: Michelangelo, Leonardo, da Vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN! You understand? I remain, as a performance artist!

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"Step"

Shinri: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? 

Bettel: It was autocorrect. 

Shinri: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? 

Bettel: Yes.

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Axel: Four-leaf clover! Make a wish.

Selen: Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.

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"Crash"

*Something crashes* Altare: Shoot- Bettel: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! Shinri: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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"Scare Men™"

Bettel: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house. Flayon: You’re an American treasure.