#incorrect hlvrai quotes

[headcanons-phb]

Helpi: Cassie, look out! There are explosives in this room.

*Roxy rushes in before Cassie and quickly detonates the pyrotechnics, leaving nothing but a scorch mark on the floor*

Roxy: not anymore!

Helpi: Fine work, Roxanne, you disarmed the explosive!

Cassie, hear ears still ringing: ...you guys are like wind up toys...

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: I have a son. That’s A-Yuan.

Jiang Cheng:...Looks a bit shit.

[platonically-loving-alastor]

Gun

Alastor: *points gun at Angel* Angel: Please don't point that at me. Alastor: I'm not pointing it at you. I'm indicating that I have a gun, and that you should continue looking at me. Angel: That sounds like a weird threat, and I don't know why you're giving it to me. Alastor: I wouldn't threaten you, Angel. Unless you give me reason to. Angel: Yeah, we're good right now, right? Alastor: ... Right now.

[metal-lobster]

Gordon: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Dr. Coomer: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Bubby: I personally was created in a lab. Benrey: I just straight up spawned lol.

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

Spy: Don’t- stop-

Spy: What are you doing?

Soldier: You heard the man! Don’t stop!

[skelkankaos]

Feetman: me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

Freemind: me after taking yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

Speakman: you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[angstandhappiness]

PFFT LMAO ACCURATE

Hokuto, showing a picture: I have a son. This is Hiro.

Gulusgammamon: Looks a bit shit.

[angels-heap]

we get it, you hate hlvrai. how about instead of being bitter you let people enjoy things. fr whats the point of gatekeeping a 20 year old game?

Look, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you didn't live through the 2020 fandom bullshit, because if you'd witnessed it, even peripherally, you would not have felt compelled to send this ask. So, a few things you should know:

I don't actually hate hlvrai! I genuinely enjoyed the series and still quote it regularly. I even used to enjoy some of the fan content, before the fandom exploded in popularity and there was a huge influx of mostly of very young fans (fine, but not my scene) who wanted me and most of my friends to die (bad; see below).

I'm not dreading more hlvrai content; I'm dreading the potential fallout within the fandom. Canon tags flooded with unrelated content. Wildly OOC characterizations of canon characters based on similar characters in an unrelated series. Endless racism discourse that somehow manages to affect everyone except the tiny fraction of fans who are actually being intentionally racist. Pushback against mature content for an M-rated game because "there are kids here now!!" Ship discourse. Death threats and endless harassment related to the ship discourse. Being accused of being a child predator and threatened with doxxing for shipping two grown adults in a different fandom.

A lot of really lovely people were driven out of the canon HL fandom because of bullshit instigated by hlvrai fans who either didn't know anything about the canon series, didn't care, or were learning incorrect information through "fandom telephone" and decided to take it upon themselves to rid the internet of anyone who didn't ship canon Gordon with their benrey-fied version of Barney "the right way." Can you really blame anyone for not wanting that to happen again?

Honestly, as long as the new content doesn't include too much conflicting lore/characterization related to canon HL characters and the fandom manages to behave itself, I'm excited to see more people get into Half Life. A lot of my current favorite HL artists and writers got into HL through hlvrai. This doesn't have to be a shitshow, but I don't think it's unreasonable to worry that it might become one.

TL;DR: Nobody really wants to "gatekeep" a 20 year old game series. We just want to be able to continue talking about the series and creating fanworks without being bombarded with unrelated content, death and doxxing threats, and baseless accusations that could ruin our actual, offline lives.

[kitsartroom]

professor layton but it's hlvrai incorrect quotes

close-ups below

[headcanons-phb]

*the group approaches a gap in the floor*

Roxy: careful with the hole.

Gregory: I know where the hole is, I'm gonna mind the hole.

*Gregory easily jumps the gap in the floor*

Gregory: "easy as pie" as Freddy would say.

Roxy: Gregory, I said be careful with the hole.

Gregory: yeah, I was totally careful, that was easy.

Roxy: the hole, Gregory!

Gregory: stop saying my name, just be quiet for one moment...

Roxy: Gregory! The hole!

*Gregory moves ahead*

Roxy: I warned you.

*a patch of floor gives out under Gregory as he walks over it, causing him to fall in unexpectedly.*

Roxy: THE HOLE YOU IDIOT!!!

Freddy, peering down into the hole: Gregory, be careful, there's a big hole!

[chumtoads-r-cool]

if anyone sees this, could I have some requests. for anything Half Life!! I'll do regular Half Life, HLVRAI, and Zero Viscosity

all of them will be doodles bc my tablet died

feel free to send any kind of doodle request or incorrect quotes. maybe give me AU ideas of any kind!! I love AUs

[its-reqsca]

Please read before requesting!

My main account is @its-desca

If you want a stimboard request ask at @its-stimsca

I will only make stuff based off media I know well

Said media includes: Stuff in green is what I’m currently hyperfixated on: FNAF, ROTTMNT, HLVRAI, Spiderverse Movies, RTVS, SCP foundation, Inscryption, The Mandela Catalogue, Ultrakill, Hermitcraft, The Life SMP, Omori, Hollow Knight, The Stanley Parable, BATIM, DDLC, The Owl House, Undertale, DHMIS, Gravity Falls, Lost, Breaking Bad, Spooky Month, Murder Drones, The Magnus Archives, Baldur’s Gate 3, The Amazing Digital Circus, Hazbin Hotel, Good Omens, TF2, Dungeon Meshi

Stuff in green is what I’m currently hyperfixated on

If you read this, capitalize the first letter of the last word in your ask (For example: “could I have a moodboard of grian Please?”).

Stuff I can make

moodboards

names

neopronouns

doodles

incorrect quotes

short fics (nothing nsfw but horror is cool)

playlists

headcanons

[the-earth-refused-to-die]

My HLVRAI incorrect quote is doing numbers on here

Holy shit for real?

[schmitty-schmitstinstein]

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You can call me Cyd or Schmitty, either is fine, just switch it up occasionally. I use it/they/quip pronouns, and I'm 22. This is to give the basics about my blog, and to just give some info about me!

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General info

~I like to write, sing, and cosplay. I've shared a lot of writing and cosplay content so far, and I plan to continue this. You can find my ao3 right here.

~I'm neurodivergent.

~I try to use tone indicators when I feel they're needed. Using them for me would be much appreciated.

~I'm a whole bunch of xenogenders. I have my pronouns cc listed below

~I'm also otherkin! Specifically virtualkin and errorkin, as in being something computer generated, yet missing from the program. I'm also fictionkin, specifically of Schmitty from Jackbox/You Don't Know Jack and Data from Star Trek: the Next Generation.

~I do block liberally. Very rarely will it be a temporary block. It's possible, but I have my reasons for blocking, and will stand by them.

Interests

-Jackbox/You Don't Know Jack

-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

-Animaniacs

-Dandadan

-Star Trek: The Next Generation

-The Sims

-I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

-Portal

-Doctor Who

-Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms

-My Chemical Romance

-Green Day

-Little Shop of Horrors

-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

-Starkid

-HLVRAI

DNI

-Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Ableist, Aphobic, Antisimetic, Islamophobic, any other form of bigot

-Transmisogynists

-Transmisandrists

-Anti Self-Diagnosis

-Anti systems of all origins

-Anti age regression

-Medicalists

-Fakeclaimers

-Harry Potter fans

-Genuine Schmitty haters (I will try to avoid general negative comments. I guess that would be more of like a 'Cyd don't look!' thing)

-Anyone who excuses the erasure of marginalized identities in media (Specifically the MCU) or takes part in it.

-Deniers of the Holocaust, what's happening in Gaza, or the 1/6 Insurrection

-Anti-Otherkin/Alterhuman/Fictionkin/Therian/etc.

-MAGA supporters

-Pro-War

-Anti-ACAB

-Purposely uses tone indicators wrong/mocks tone indicators

-Discourse of anytime

Stuff I try to avoid

-Squid Game

-Inside Job

-Heavy amounts of gore

-Detailed descriptions of bugs

-Schmitty hate

-Extreme flashing lights

-Venting

-Please don't call me any slurs. Even if they are reclaimable for you or me, I'm just not comfortable with that

-Please don't send me donation asks.

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~@falsetoons: Incorrect Animainacs Quotes

~@welcometoschmittlash: Schmitty fan blog

~@yourhostandbestfriend: Schmitty rp account

~@abbacchiositalianpiss: JJBA fan blog

~@ask-creaturebox-household: Jackbox/YDKJ supernatural creatures AU askblog

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I think that is all! Thanks so much for reading!

Shutting Down

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

[Job interview for Black Mesa

Black Mesa Interviewer: What’s your greatest strength?

Benrey: Getting out of corn mazes.

Black Mesa Interviewer: Uhm…ok. And your greatest weakness?

Benrey: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.

Black Mesa Interviewer: [Realizes they're in a corn maze] What the hell?

Benrey: Guess this is my time to shine.

[angstandhappiness]

ACCURATE

Gulusgammamon: *stabbing someone repeatedly* Self-defense, Hiro.

Hiro, taking a step back: Y-yeah, self-defense.

Gulusgammamon: Perfectly justified.