#incorrect gu9udan quotes

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Mina: Sleep is for the weak.

Mina: But I'm weak as fuck.

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Mina, at 4am: Okay but imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you to outer space. being a fish must be terrifying.

Hana: I feel like a fish everytime you talk to me

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mina: my grandmother, she can be a bit critical

sohye: that’s okay, i take criticism really well

mina: no, you don’t

sohye: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

mina: just that you don’t take criticism really well

sohye: WHY DON’T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE ?!

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Chaeyeon: The thing is... I'm living a lie.

Sejeong: Just one? I'm living like 20.

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Yeonjung: I have come up with a three step plan to get Sejeong to marry you.

Chungha: Okay, I'm listening.

Yeonjung: Step one: get her to play truth or dare.

Chungha: Oh god, stop.

Yeonjung: Step two: wait until she picks dare.

Chungha: Yeonjung, no.

Yeonjung: Step three: dare her to marry you.

Sohye: *shouting from the other room* It could work!

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Sejeong, looking at Chungha: Wow, she’s so pretty

Chaeyeon: Don’t be jealous, you’re pretty too

Sejeong: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay

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Somi: Why did Nayoung call a band meeting? I hate band meetings.

Sohye: What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?

Somi: I didn't do anything, I never do anything.

Mina: Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong, and stand together.

Mina: *sees Nayoung coming and points at Somi and Sohye* They did it, they did it! I saw it with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Sejeong: O my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Chaeyeon: I feel great. I ran a 5K this morning.

Sejeong: Really?

Chaeyeon: No, I threw up in the shower.

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Somi: It's family moments like this that I will never forget.

Mina: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

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Mina: You keep hugging Jieqiong when he’s upset.

Mina: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Nayoung, scoffs: Is that what I want.

Nayoung: *Into a megaphone* Yes!!

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There are no straight girls. Only girls who have not met me.

Kim Sejeong

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Sejeong: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Nayoung: Aren't you forgetting something?

*Sejeong gives Nayoung a kiss on the forehead*

Nayoung: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Somi: Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Sohye: "You are not shit" is a reassurance.

Yeonjung: "You are not the shit" is an insult.

Mina: "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Nayoung: Guys, it's 3am.

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Sejeong: I remember going home with 2 girls. I woke up with 4.

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*After Sejeong stole Sohye's blanket*

Nayoung: Sohye can't sleep without her blanket. And if Sohye doesn't sleep, then Yoojung doesn't sleep, and if Sohye and Yoojung don't sleep-

Sejeong: Nayoung doesn't sleep.

Nayoung: No! Sejeong doesn't live!

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Yoojung: I don’t have feelings for Mina anymore. So, it’s time for me to get out there and spread my wi-

Sejeong: Legs.

Yoojung: Get out there and spread my legs??

Sejeong: Well, e-either way.

Yoojung: No, not either way. Only wings!