#incorrect gloomverse quotes

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Blue: Are you mad?

Cakegirl: No!

Blue: So sharpering your knives at 3am is just a hobby?

[papier-ciseaux]

Cakegirl comics based on @offscreen-gloomverse-probably ! Team Cake Propaganda for the upcoming artfight :>

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[badgloomverse]

Wallis, after seeing Purple do magic without a wand: What?? You can't do that with magic, that's impossible!!

Purple: Correction: YOU can't do that, but I can. rip to you but I'm different

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Wallis: I got broken up with.

Seaweed: Why are you looking up?

Wallis: I need to cry bUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS!

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Nim: People think I’m the nice one that doesn’t say much unless spoken to.

Nim: But really I’m just judging you silently.

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Evets: Guess what?

Wallis: What?

Evets: No, you have to guess.

Wallis, thinking: I don't know.

Evets: Assistant is in the hospital.

Wallis: Why would you make me guess that?!

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Indigo: I don’t know how you do that.

Judge: Do what?

Indigo: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Judge: That is because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm cup of gatorade.

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Yma: The judge made me Ambassador of Inverse and you shall refer to me as such

Indigo: Ok, Such.

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Officiant: It’s time to say your vows

Wallis: *pulls out 10 pages essay* Don’t be intimidated.

Wallis: I just wrote down whatever came to mind

Purple: *pulls out three ring binder* Oh babe, this is gonna be embarrassing for you

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Assistant: Hell and fuck combining into the much less substantial heck is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combining to make table salt

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Harold: Can't you just go all Anime on them?

Wallis: Those are plot driven powers, I don't know how to activate them!

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Indigo, to the Judge: This is Prisma, the capital city.

Indigo: They say you can get anything here.

Indigo: I got pick-pocketed once.

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-At Xela's Hotel-

Petunia: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Wallis: Probably Hobo

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Indigo: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Prez: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

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Indigo: By the way, I forgot to ask... date tomorrow?

Ylil: It’s the 21st tomorrow.

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Pi: I’ve also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Indigo: Which I will.