#incorrect gloomverse quotes

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Amadeus: I could never hate you. I mean, unless you became like a villain or something, then we'd have to talk.

Petunia: Sweetie, if I became a villain you'd just assume I had a good reason for it and I'd wake up to find you drinking coffee from a "World's Best Minion" mug.

Amadeus: …true

[papier-ciseaux]

Cakegirl comics based on @offscreen-gloomverse-probably ! Team Cake Propaganda for the upcoming artfight :>

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[badgloomverse]

Wallis, after seeing Purple do magic without a wand: What?? You can't do that with magic, that's impossible!!

Purple: Correction: YOU can't do that, but I can. rip to you but I'm different

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Assistant: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Seaweed: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Assistant: Stop.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Blue: Are you mad?

Cakegirl: No!

Blue: So sharpering your knives at 3am is just a hobby?

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Wallis: I got broken up with.

Seaweed: Why are you looking up?

Wallis: I need to cry bUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS!

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Nim: People think I’m the nice one that doesn’t say much unless spoken to.

Nim: But really I’m just judging you silently.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Shaman Cocos: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Shaman Cocos: Fruits that do live up to their names? Oranges, and me.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Evets: Guess what?

Wallis: What?

Evets: No, you have to guess.

Wallis, thinking: I don't know.

Evets: Assistant is in the hospital.

Wallis: Why would you make me guess that?!

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: Don’t read into it, we’re just friends!

Prez: BULLSHIT! THE JUDGE IS INTO YOU

Indigo: oh, i— i know, but she’s absurdly hot and honestly I am frightened out of my mind

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: I don’t know how you do that.

Judge: Do what?

Indigo: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Judge: That is because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm cup of gatorade.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Cirrus: I don’t trust friendly people.

Nim: That’s OK, they don’t trust you either.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Yma: The judge made me Ambassador of Inverse and you shall refer to me as such

Indigo: Ok, Such.

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Assistant: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F…

Assistant: …How did I fail being born?

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: Go ahead and call HR, I don't even work here.