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Hello Everyone! Gloomadness 2025 be upon you!

Or at least, it's time to choose the theme! If you're not familiar, I've been running a march madness tournament about gloomverse every year on a different theme.

Last year, Clermont was voted best physical fighter, in 2023 the lemon kids were elected most likely to spread chaos in Inverse, and in 2022 Amadeus was voted best character!

Last year, Best Magic was the runner up, but let's still have a poll about it.

So, what will the next theme be? You decide!

If you have a good idea for a theme, keep it in mind and submit it in the survey at the end of the event!

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Seaweed: Don’t kiss men at midnight

Seaweed: It’s new year’s eve not new year’s steve

Seaweed: Be a lesbian

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Red: Battle or die!

Blue: Just, take it down to like…a seven.

Red: Battle or else!

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Harold: Isn’t there someone else you can torture with your presence?

Wallis: Probably, but I chose you.

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Blue: Do you think something might have happened to Cakegirl?

Red: I think she might have happened to someone.

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Judge: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!

Dog: *just stands there*

Indigo: He didn’t do it.

Judge: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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Xela: You tell me who needs to get punched to fix this!

Xela: So I can let Clermont know.

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Yellow: Well it's not my fault you want to be murderhobos!

Petunia: We're not murderhobos! I own a house!

Yellow: That's the part you take issue with???

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Wallis: Happy Holidays, I got this for you~

Purple: Oh, thanks!

Purple: ...

Purple: This is a framed picture of you.

Wallis: Only the best for you <3

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Indigo: I'll just screw things up even more...

Prez: Oh come on. You've been many things over the years: arrogant, reckless, stupid.

Prez: but you know what else you've been? Glory-hogging, vain, completely self-centered—

Indigo: Isn't this meant to be a pep talk?

Prez: But I've never seen you give up. Even when that's really annoying, it's still the closest thing you have to a good quality.

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Wallis: You think I can't live without you?? Who do you think you are?? My hair conditioner??

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Seaweed: I tried telling you, these people are edgy, and you have no edge.

Assistant: No edge? No edge?? I've got edge, sister. I've got so much edge that you would fall off of me if you're not careful

Seaweed:

Assistant: Because I'm edgy. You would fall. Trust me it adds up.

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Harold: It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy festive anxiety.

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Yma: I wish there was something between us.

Indigo: Like what?

Yma: An ocean.

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Seaweed: Anyone else angry and gay on this wednesday?

Wallis: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

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Seaweed: You’re so depressing.

Harold: Then stop hanging out with me.

Seaweed: No, I love watching you fail.

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Indigo: Here’s a fun idea - we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we’re caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them!

Yma: No, we’re NOT doing that.

Judge: Mistlefoe.

Yma: stOP ENCOURAGING HIM!!