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Wallis: You think I can't live without you?? Who do you think you are?? My hair conditioner??

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Seaweed: I tried telling you, these people are edgy, and you have no edge.

Assistant: No edge? No edge?? I've got edge, sister. I've got so much edge that you would fall off of me if you're not careful

Seaweed:

Assistant: Because I'm edgy. You would fall. Trust me it adds up.

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Harold: It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy festive anxiety.

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Yma: I wish there was something between us.

Indigo: Like what?

Yma: An ocean.

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Seaweed: Anyone else angry and gay on this wednesday?

Wallis: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

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Seaweed: You’re so depressing.

Harold: Then stop hanging out with me.

Seaweed: No, I love watching you fail.

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Indigo: Here’s a fun idea - we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we’re caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them!

Yma: No, we’re NOT doing that.

Judge: Mistlefoe.

Yma: stOP ENCOURAGING HIM!!

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Assistant: How old do you think I am?

Wallis: I dunno, fourteen?

Assistant:

Wallis: Help me out, more or less than fourteen?

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Wallis: I told you, I don’t hate you. I mean, sometimes I want to murder you, but just like in the normal way.

Purple: I only want to murder you in the normal way too.

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Hobo: *yeets himself into a pile of leaves*

Hobo: Ah, darkness. Swallow me old friend.

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Yma to Orange: I'm placing you under arrest for arson, conspiracy to commit treason and, I don't know, possibly littering.

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Assistant: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Assistant: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Wallis: Here’s some advice

Harold: I don’t want your advice.

Wallis: Too bad. I’m stuck with my thoughts and you’re the only one around at the moment!

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Yma: How long are we gonna just stand here and watch him do that?

Judge: Just… give him a minute

Indigo: *forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull*

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Pi: I’m Indigo's emergency contact.

Doctor: So you’re here to pick him up?

Pi: I’m here to remove myself as Indigo’s emergency contact.

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Indigo: Hey what’s up

Yma: My standards.

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Assistant, flipping through a trashy magazine: 'Which Disney Princess Are You?'. Hm, what do you think?

Petunia: Probably Belle! Because I like to read and don't judge people by their appearance.

Wallis: I'm Tinkerbell because I need attention or I die.