#incorrect gentleman jack quotes

[six-paths-of-jeanmarco]

Jean: I'm going to take a hot shower

Jean: It's like a normal shower, only with me in it

[incorrect-gentleman-jack]

Anne Lister: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Ann Walker: I did. I broke it.

Anne Lister: No. No, you didn’t. Marian?

Marian Lister: Don’t look at me. Look at Father.

Jeremy Lister: What?! I didn’t break it.

Marian Lister: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Jeremy Lister: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Marian Lister: Suspicious.

Jeremy Lister: No, it’s not!

Aunt Anne: If it matters, probably not… Marian was the last one to use it.

Marian Lister: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Aunt Anne: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Marian Lister: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Aunt!

Ann Walker: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.

Anne Lister: No. Who broke it?

Jeremy Lister, whispering: Aunt Anne has been awfully quiet…

*Everyone starts arguing*

Anne Lister, aside: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[nameless-flame]

Incorrect Quotes #38

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[Name]: Fuck!

Jack: We've got to work on your cursing.

[Name]: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Jack: My fair lady/gentleman, that was not what I meant-

[sonicstargaming]

Brezzihaly Incorrect Quotes

(Sees somebody hit Brezziana)

Jack Rose: (hands Mihaly a shotgun) Go. Do a crime.

Mihaly: (cocks the shotgun) YIPEEEEEE!!!!

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Brezziana: Gentleman, gentleman! Let’s be civil about this. Let’s make a deal! You surrender, and you don't die, how does that sound?

Swan Soldiers: HaHa, and how do you intend to kill us?

Brezziana: Oh no, I can't kill you, but my partner can. Say Hi partner!

Panda Mihaly: (standing behind the Swan Soldiers) Hi

[issy5316]

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jack: Here comes Elliot, our resident 5.

elliot:'rolls his eyes'

Jack: and Carmen, a solid 8 because if I don’t say that, she will kill me.

Carmen: got that right.

Jack: and Lars, a solid 7, very nice.

Lars: sweet

Jack: oh, and here is Jonah, a very clear 2, ladies and gentleman.

Jack: might even be a 1.

Jonah: And here is jack, a negative 12.

[luna-nigthshade-wood]

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AU: Dean & his ducklings. After Dean gets called to the principal´s office to pick up the ducklings:

(Dean arriving at the school and seeing the ducklings seating in front of the principal´s offive)

Dean:...

Claire:...

Emma:...

Jesse:...

Kaia:...

Alex:...

Krissy:..

Bobby John:...

Jack, waving: Hello, Dean!

Dean: Hi, Jack. How are you? I was fine until I got three panic calls from your principal asking me to come pick up 7 of my kids. So would anyone like to tell me why I got said calls from your principal and why I had to plead for him not to expel 5 of you?

(cue ducklings talking all at once)

Dean, exasperated: Enough!!! One at the time. Emma, you start

Emma: I plead the fifth?

Dean: Cute, but no. One of you will tell me what happened or else...

Claire, mocking: Or else what? You will ground us?

Dean: Worse. I will sinc Sam at all of you and make you take 6 months of his “healthy emotions” classes

Krissy, horrified: You wouldnt

Kaia: You cant

Dean: I can and I will, unless somebody tells me what happened

Bobby John: They called you because I fell asleep at class. Again. The others got into a fight

Jesse: Snitch

Bobby John: I already suffered three of Sam´s classes, at this point is everybody for themselves

Alex: Harsh but fair

Dean: I will ask again, why did you start a fight?

Kaia, blurting: We didnt have a choice, they were bothering Jack

Claire: Some assholes where insulting and bothering Jack, so we told them to knock it off 

Emma: But they wouldnt listen and we decided to teach them why you shouldnt mess with one of us

Alex: Technically that was only Claire, Emma, Krissy and I

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I love the posts about Castiel loving bees and I just had this random idea that Jimmy was allergic to bees, of course this doesnt affect Cas until he is human, then he learns it the hard way and Dean has to take him to the hospital so the doctors can  treat Cas´ anaphylactic shock:

Cas, in the Impala with Dean after being released from the hospital: If I had a coin for everytime that I loved something so much that almost killed me, I will have two coins, which isnt a lot, but its curious that it happened twice.

Dean, trying to keep conversation: Relax, buddy, you will be fine. So besides bees, what is the other thing that you love so much that almost killed you?

Cas, with no filter: You, obviously.

*Cue Dean seering the Impala´s wheel and almost crashing into a tree. To this day they deny that this is how they got together*

120 notas. Fecha de publicación: 10 de enero de 2022

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So I had this thought about that when the justice league figures out Billy´s identity there is a big fight about who is going to be his mentor, the biggest contestants being Batman and Superman, at the end they had to make a compromise and now Billy is part of both the superfam and the batfam

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Dean, Cas and Charlie at a party

Random guy: What a beautiful lady

Charlie: Thanks

Random guy: Now, which one of you fine gentleman is third wheeling for this beautiful lady?

Charlie: That would be the beautiful lady

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AU: Where nobody but the Winchesters, Cas and Jack know that Lucifer is Jack´s bio dad, so whenever they met someone they know, everyone gives Cas and Dean a second glance before Dean tells them that he is not Jack´s bio dad. Nobody believes him though, especially since in here Cas and Dean are dating (that was after Jack was born not that anyone believes them either). Also ignoring canon they end up resucitating Bobby:

Bobby: Well, boy, I am glad you finally get your head out of your ass and get together with Cas, the kid is a surprise though

Dean: Yeah thats... Wait a minute, I am not Jack´s bio dad, why does everyone keep thinking that, Sam, tell them 

Sam, teasing: I dont know, I feel like I have a shortage of  memories of those months

Dean: No, just no. How would that even work?

Cas: Well, actually Dean, since I am an Angel of the Lord I could leave a little bit of grace behind when we...

Dean, putting a hand over Cas´ mouth: Okay, stop, that is not what happened and you know it

(Disbelief noices from the peanut gallery)

Dean: Guys, you believe me right? Guys? Alright whoever thinks that Jack is Cas and I biological son raise you hand

Bobby: *raises hand*

Jody:  *raises hand*

Donna: *raises hand*

Claire: *raises hand*

Rowena: *raises hand*

Crowley: *raises hand*

Garth: * enthusiastically raises hand*

Dean: ....

Dean, facepalming: Jack put your hand down

Jack: *Slowly lowering his hand*

Jack: But you are my father Dean and I love you and Castiel, you are the best parents anyone can ask for

Dean, crying: Okay *Hugs Jack*

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[cynicalrainbows]

Anne: So Adney and I-

Jeremy Lister: What’s Adney?

Anne: Oh, it’s like a nickname. For Ann. Anyway, Adney and I-

Aunt Anne: Anne! Stop trying to make Adney happen, it’s not going to happen!

[incorrectgentlemanjack]

Anne: What am I allergic to?

Marian: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.

[employee645-gay]

I need help!

‘Tis high time for incorrect and out-of-context quotes! Gentleman Jack + Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 

[waytooinvested]

Anne: It’s very kind of you, but unfortunately Ann here doesn’t much like alcohol. Ann: Except peach schnapps. Catherine Rawson: Oh, I think we’ve got some ... Anne (interrupting): ... which, as she’ll remember, she’s never allowed ever again. Ann: That’s true. I’m not. Catherine Rawson: Why not? Anne: Have you seen the film Gremlins? Catherine Rawson : Yes. Anne: Peach schnapps is to Ann as water is to gremlins. Ann (confidentially): I was terrifying!

[psychedelic-platypus]

Anne: Ann, you've gotta have good thoughts...

Anne: ...Cupcakes, rainbows...

Anne: Little, cute, furry...

Anne:...

Anne:...ah, I'm done.

Ann: Thank God.

[somebody-already-took-this-url]

Anne: Having a crush on a girl is all fun and games until you realize she's everything you've ever wanted and more and you're not sure you can live without her

Anne: not that that's ever happened to me, nor will it ever happen, obviously,

Ann: *smiles*

Anne: [squinting into the sun to burn away the tears of Emotion™ she can't allow herself to shed] I feel nothing

[jvmesart]

Anne: I like one and only one thing about men.

Anne: Their wives.

[chedelat]

ann, coming to shibden hall: so you come here often

anne: this is my fucking house-

marian: no she doesn't

[iwants0up]

Anne: What is a "man's job"?

Marian: I dunno, things like-

Anne: Okay, so nobody knows what a man's job is, and yet I am constantly told I am doing such. How in the world - if you have no inkling what it is - can you tell that I am doing a man's job?

Marian: Well, I mean, it is the things you do really. Like-

*Ann enters the room*

Anne: Her.

Marian: What? What about her?

Anne: I do her.

Marian: ...That is a man's job, Anne.

Ann: No it isn't.

[senny-c]

Anne lister's uncoded dairy entries: I woke up and had breakfast. Later I went for a walk.

Anne lister's coded entries: lol i fucked miss ann walker so hard that she whispered she loves me also she gave me some of her pubes. i asked her to marry me so we're going to move in together. also i masturbate all the time