#incorrect fugou keiji balance: unlimited quotes

[supremekingofsalvation]

[In a meeting]

Daisuke, whispering: pshh

Haru: ???

Daisuke, still whispering: your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it

Haru: leAVE ME ALONE

[qvalcuno]

Haru: I'm ignoring you.

Daisuke:

Haru: I said I'm ignoring you.

Daisuke:

Haru: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!

[bsdtual]

Daisuke: Be gay, do crimes, and fvck the police!

Haru: we are tHE POLICE!!

[viva-la-rivailleucion]

Daisuke: How much is the horse tornado?

Haru: T-that’s a carousel.

Daisuke, already utilising HEUSC: I must have it.

[daisukes-creditcard]

daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?

haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé

[thisismytrashok]

suzue: ...and as for the design of the parachute I'm uncertain... It looks plain! I thought about adding a character describing Daisuke's best character traits.

haru: This is is easy, he only has one.

[shuotaizawa]

fkbu episode 3

expectations: two bros going on a trip to hong kong and spending 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 time together

reality: sugar daddy introducing his sugar baby to his grandma. they also defuse a hostage situation together like an off-brand Mr and Mrs Smith

[evieonic]

Haru: God, give me patience.

Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[onabikaa]

Daisuke, bombing up even more criminals: i love arson

Haru, desperately trying to rescue the poor criminals: but we don’t have a son????

[waley]

Haru: Money isn't the answer.

Daisuke: You’re right.

Haru: *sighs in relief*

Daisuke: Money is the question.

Haru: What?

Daisuke, getting ready to spend a huge amount of money yet again: And the answer is yes.

Haru, horrified: NO-

[heusuke]

Expectations of the show: fun cop show where the stuck up one learns how to Become a Human Person™ by the end of the show and they both grow as people

Reality: pain. pain. pain. Main character mistreated half the time, death and destruction increases with each episode, body count skyrocketing, dramatic reveals, did I mention pain?

[supremekingofsalvation]

Haru: why do you always let me win when we're racing up the stairs? You're so much faster than me

Daisuke: it's because I love to see your smile when you win

Haru:

Haru, whispering to Kamei: it's because he wants to stare at my ass isn't it?

Kamei: [nods]

[qvalcuno]

Haru: I know you think you're helping, but you're not.

Daisuke: I don't think I'm helping.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Daisuke: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view?

Suzue and Haru: [Crouches down to Daisuke's height]

Daisuke: I hate you both.

[chiisaired]

Look, I'm not a haru stan or a daisuke stan. I stan both of them. They're lovable in their own way. What I'm trying to say is,

I saw a lot of appreciation post about daisuke nom nom scene, like hell it is adorable. This man actually eat the jelly bean AND that instant ramen.

But why is no one talking about that SCENE WHERE HARU IS IN THE CAR WITH A 100% RELATBLE EXPRESSION AND MOOD!?!?

NOT TO MENTION THAT UNBUTTONED SHIRT.

I MEAN COME ON. i think this scene needs more recognition.

I agree that this

That's hot. No joke. A guy with glasses are always more than OK in my book. More points for the entrance AND holding a weapon. That's gold stuff.

But good boy baru also need those hot and relatable moments to get recognized. He's doing his best guys, he's doing his best.

Who can hate this cutie pie.

[moodysnowflake]

Haru: *crawls up over Daisuke to peek down below* What are we going to do?

Daisuke:

Haru: *pushes slightly to stretch and have a better look*

Daisuke: *presses back, frowning*

Haru:

Daisuke: *squints* Is THAT your gun?