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Daisuke: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view?
Suzue and Haru: [Crouches down to Daisuke's height]
Daisuke: I hate you both.
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Daisuke: Be gay, do crimes, and fvck the police!
Haru: we are tHE POLICE!!
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Daisuke: How much is the horse tornado?
Haru: T-that’s a carousel.
Daisuke, already utilising HEUSC: I must have it.
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Haru: Do you take constructive critism?
Daisuke: I only take cash or credit.
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daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?
haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé
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suzue: ...and as for the design of the parachute I'm uncertain... It looks plain! I thought about adding a character describing Daisuke's best character traits.
haru: This is is easy, he only has one.
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fkbu episode 3
expectations: two bros going on a trip to hong kong and spending 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 time together
reality: sugar daddy introducing his sugar baby to his grandma. they also defuse a hostage situation together like an off-brand Mr and Mrs Smith
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Haru: God, give me patience.
Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Daisuke, bombing up even more criminals: i love arson
Haru, desperately trying to rescue the poor criminals: but we don’t have a son????
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[In a meeting]
Daisuke, whispering: pshh
Haru: ???
Daisuke, still whispering: your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it
Haru: leAVE ME ALONE
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Haru: *crawls up over Daisuke to peek down below* What are we going to do?
Daisuke:
Haru: *pushes slightly to stretch and have a better look*
Daisuke: *presses back, frowning*
Haru:
Daisuke: *squints* Is THAT your gun?
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Haru & Daisuke: *Playing Among Us*
Daisuke: *In chat* Vote for Haru's Color.
Haru: What?? Why me??
Daisuke: You’re pretty sus for stealing my heart.
Haru: *Haru Was Not the Impostor* I hate you.
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“Eat the rich”
-Haru Katou, at least twice a day
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(Haru and Daisuke are playing Monopoly)
Haru before playing: I would like to make one thing clear Daisuke. I fucking hate capitalism and this game is not going to change my opinion on this
Haru playing Monopoly: *takes Daisuke’s most expensive hotel* Sorry if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor
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fkbu au where everything is the same but every time haru calls daisuke bastard, he calls him pretty bastard
daisuke: can u believe i just arrested these two criminals and i only have to spend 20 billion?
haru, massaging his temples: you pretty bastard... get out before i strangle you
daisuke:
haru:
daisuke: did you just call me pre—
haru: GET OUT
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Haru: if I had a coin for every time I ended up hanging from a bridge, I would have 2 coins. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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