#incorrect fellowship quotes

[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: I kissed Gimli.

Aragorn: Wow.

Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.

[mountkennedie]

Pippin: Gandalf: omfg what now

[vildo]

Just for the record

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

[achillyscomedown]

[tolkien-povs]

Maglor: I am a kinslayer... the worst of my kind. No song shall ever capture the misery I have wrought unto myself and hundreds of others.

Elladan and Elrohir: Sure Grandpa, let's get you to bed.

[condohavenoking]

Fellowship of the Ring + Twitter

[nolonger-roses]

Imagine the fellowship playing monopoly

Aragorn is the only one behaving like an adult and making everyone pay and this game is taking all of his lifetime and willpower

Sam and frodo have an alliance (they don't want to be the reason the other loses so they are a team)

Merry and Pippin are the devils. They want to win so they will make you suffer, they will buy anything they can even if that makes them poor and they will laugh at your face if you end up in their propety

Gandalf also wants to win so he buysthe expensives properties and waits until someone falls

Boromir didn't know how a fun afternoon playing games could turn into something like this. He beggins excelently and then he is in debt to pippin and merry

Gimli is taking it seriously. He balances what to buy and how to procede (and he wants to beat Legolas)

Legolas doesn't know what he is doing and he is winning somehow

[the-hobbits-to-isengard]

Boromir: everyone synchronize your watches

gimli: I don’t know how

Aragorn: I don’t wear one

Legolas: time is a construct

[autistook]

Gandalf: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Fellowship: Awwww- Gandalf: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Fellowship: Oh.

[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: the leaves were long, the grass was green--

Gimli: don't pretend to know poetry just to bond with me.

Legolas:

Gimli: you can't fool me, I know you're illiterate.

Gimli: just buy me a pint when we reach Minas Tirith.

[mountkennedie]

Pippin: H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Merry: YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO

[meteors-lotr]

Pippin: So what’s your biggest fear? Legolas: I am incredibly arachnophobic Pippin, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo

thranduil:

thranduil: elrond, where’s my son

[vildo]

[chickentenderx]

the fellowship as things my sister has said:

Aragorn: “What’s an emo hashtag i can use?”

Legolas: “I keep it on video cuz I like looking at myself”

Boromir: *holding one end of a string while someone else holds the other* “it’s like holding hands but without the commitment”

Gimli: “fight me tofu lady!”

Sam: “no bc i AM the best mac and cheese maker”

Frodo: “now i’m properly medicated and accessorized”

Merry: “I may not know what Alaska is, but I know where the gas tanks are”

Pippin: “Wait are humans mammals?”

Gandalf: “Stop being racist they’re obviously all gay”

bonus: the ring: “i’m not just a burrito, i’m a late night taco bell burrito”