#incorrect elsword quotes

[incorrectelswordquotes]

Laby (Base class): Laby… WATCH EGG!!! eg… wil HATCH!!! Laby… PROUD PARENT!!!

Lithia: It’s hard-boiled.

[elsword-incorrect]

Clamor: It kind of tasted like pennies to me.

Clamor: You know, like the small copper coins?

Noah: Why the fuck are you eating coins?

Clamor: Wait I'm not I just phrased it wrong-

[liz-aster]

“I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really too good for this mission. Like I’m really good at making fun of people dancing, I’ve invented 10 emoticons, I can walk up and down escalators in like two seconds, I can fit my body into small spaces, I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy, I can sneak like 3 dogs into a movie theater, I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real, I can win a staring contest with a cat, I can make any security guard suspicious of me, I can convince my dad that I’m adopted…”

-Add

[incorrectelgang]

Mad Paradox: *[jumps into a trash-can, but the trash-can teleports him to the void]*…Hey Scher

Herrscher: What the fu-

[eclipse-remade-blog]

in a restaurant

Richter: When we go in this restaurant, you are 12.

Lofty Executor: Richter, I am 21-

[RI smacks LE in the face]

Waiter (to Executor): Would you like the kids menu?

Lofty Executor: ...Yes I do.

[fawism]

*during sex:

raven: I want you to hurt me

rena: I'll never be Seris

raven: wait-

rena: and she's never coming back

raven, in tears: ok stop

[dustingrayves]

[blumewille-blog]

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[poorlydrawnelsword-blog]

RS: Elesis, you’re a girl right? Do you know what will get my crush to like me?

BH: Yeah

RS: Can you tell?

BH: All you have to do is say; Baby, together you and me would make the dream meme team.

RS: .

[incorrectelswordquotes]

“Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night… Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

- Aisha (Aether Sage) using Blaze Step.

[elsword-incorrect]

Add: I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.

Add: My two true passions.

[liz-aster]

According all known laws of aviation, there is no way Lu should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to get her heavy little body off of the ground. Lu, of course, flies anyway because Lu doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

Ciel (probably)

[schizocheese]

Credits to @incorrectelswordquotes  (X-posted to FB for the 4panel comic event.)

[eclipse-remade-blog]

when a celestial asks for money

Bluhen: KOG~! Some players were talking trash about my job class, thinking I should be deleted... so... may I have some free money for a ice burner?

Richter: Bluhen, the ED system is broken. We have no money for you.

Bluhen: ...Huh. Well, if that's so, I'm gonna have to destroy this company.

[he breaks a nearby vase]

Bluhen: (clears throat) Money please~?

[fawism]

Erbluhen Emotion: Hey, wanna hang?

Apostasia: Yeah, from the ceiling

[xvlious]

"Master in the streets, Reckless in the sheets."

-Raven choosing his class pre-transform