#incorrect eldritch hall quotes

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Jeff: *talking to Ben*

Ben: *Not responding/listening*

Jack G: He's not got his ears in, love. Having a hearing break today.

[Jack taps in front of Ben]

Jack, signing: Resting your ears today, Bean?

Ben: uh-huh.

[He looks to his side, and sees Jeff]

Ben, signing: Sorry, Jeff. Didn't hear.

Jeff: ...oh.

[Jeff also begins signing (mostly finger spelling) so he can talk with Ben]

[eldritch-hall-after-dark]

Jaeson, literally covered in hickies and scratches: I'm so fucking tired...

Favio, smoking a cigarette: Well, maybe... you should rest after a show, instead of fucking?

Jaeson, pulling Favio on top of himself: never.

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Mira: *furiously jots down notes*

Toby, about his childhood: I learned to swim the old-fashioned way: when I was five, my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water! Making it to shore was easy! Making it out of the gunny sack was hard, though.

[mikimakiboo]

Master post because why not

I wanna keep track of my own stuff lmao

Link to the art masterpost !

Latest update: 06/01

| My OCs

• Toxicity

Introduction post to my OC Toxicity !

@/sleepy-batz made an amazing fanart of him I'm in love + trick by @/mcnotok

Also put him in a pumpkin for Halloween + turned him into a cookie + Christmas package + new year fireworks

• Miranda

| Time Travelers AU

My Toriel OC, Miranda !

• Moroz

My Errormare shipchild, Moroz !

This one belongs to me ! Also called TT AU for short

A bad sans poly AU where they all come from different time periods and travel through time

Long ass reblog chain with all the lore so far

Backstories: Nightmare • Dust • Killer • Cross • Horror

Some silly thoughts :D ••• Dust listening to Tally Hall • The music they like • them getting drunk • what every friend group does • crossover with G&M AU • Nightmare writing books

First part ( the following parts will be linked in the posts :3 )

Checkpoints:

Part 5

| Incorrect quotes

I'm not not gonna link all of them lol, but you can find them under the "original post" tag or simply the "incorrect quotes" tag with the multiple ones I reblogged

| My fanfictions

Wheels of misfortune (disabled AU, Nightmare angst)

Muffins (Real Age AU)

Surprise Adoption (Real Age AU)

Just like them (no AU, Nightmare angst)

Tiny Menace - Tiny Steps Forward (Bitty Nightmare AU, related parts)

Your meat isn't dead, it's still moving (Ghost & Medium AU, Horror encounter)

You will be fine, now (16+) (Bitty Nightmare AU, angst)

Two for the price of one (Double Noot / Noot² AU)

Unexpected Visitors (Time Travelers AU, bsp, follow ups linked in the chapters)

Happier Somewhere Else (no AU, Nightmare angst)

Learning To Trust, With Love (Sansnautica AU, bsp)

Birthday Cake (short-story, Nightmare's birthday)

| Disabled AU

The idea for the disabled au comes from @/unknownchoatic

Paraplegic Nightmare: first and second post that started everything, + wheels of misfortune

Aphasic Horror

ASD/Blind Killer

Schizophrenic Dust

Schizophrenic Error

| Gifts and Collabs

Every gifts and collabs I did for/with @/ancha-aus ! (the AUs all belong to her)

• Real Age AU

An AU in which Nightmare reverts back to his passive form (who is still six years old) and where the gang now takes care of him like their own child

We have two fanfics:

Muffins

Surprise adoption

And two fanarts here and here !

• Ghost and Medium AU

I simply wrote some interpretations of everyone's backstories :) so it's not canon ! (Unless she says so)

Biiiiiig post explaining everything (containing additional links)

+ fic Your meat isn't dead, it's still moving

In this AU you will find: medium Dust, ghost Killer, priest Cross, ghost Horror, demon Nightmare, and god Error

• Double Noot / Noot² AU

An AU in which Corrupt (aka Corrupted Nightmare) gets separated from Nightmare (aka passive Nightmare) who is still a child, turned out Corrupt was holding him without knowing it to give him time to heal

Reblog chain that kinda started it all

Fanfiction: Two for the price of one

• Sansnautica AU

A BSP including Sans, crossover AU with Subnautica (that i don't know anything about lol)

Fanfiction: Learning To Trust, With Love

| some headcanons

Not all 'cause I did so many lol and there's so much already omg

Holding hands (Nightmare)

Biting (Dream&Nightmare)

General Nightmare headcanons

Nonbinary Nightmare

Dream and Nightmare NSFW headcanon (not explicit but please be 18+)

Puns (Nightmare)

Nightmare's sexuality

Some Dream headcanon

Nightmare's bad eating habits

Fresh's soul

Kisses (bad sans poly/Nightmare)

Looking up to the grown ups

Horror feeding everyone

General headcanons about the mtt as a poly

Dreamtale twins' emotions affected by their aura

Nightmare and animals

Nightmare has automatonophobia + calling the gang dolls

Nightmare's blind spot

Killer the yo-yo master

Nightmare overestimating Dream

Eldritch horror Nightmare shitpost

| Concepts

A weird crossover au idea inspired by HTTYD, featuring the Dreamtale twins as dragons for one and everyone as dragon-riders for the other

A story concept about the Bad Sanses being kidnapped by the Star Sanses

The Dreamtale twins being compared to the Viking Gods (Idunn, Baldr and Loki) + the twins' design

Nightmare trying very hard to cause negativity but it backfires and he creates positivity instead

Video game concept

| song analysis

Lifeline by Thousand Foot Krutch and Passive Nightmare getting corrupted

Take it out on me by Thousand Foot Krutch and the bad sanses

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Toby: *in his room during a really bad manic episode, rocking back and forth*

Toby: dreidle, dreidle, dreidle. I made you out of clay. Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle. With dreidle I shall play.

Toby: second verse, same as the first!

Toby: dreidle, dreidle, dreidle-!

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Nobody:

Jack G during college:

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(Rowan belongs to @sanriosratz)

Inspired by that one interview with Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac.

[During the press release for "Hell's Secrets"]

Rowan: Hi, I'm Rowan Brady.

Patrick: Hi, I'm Patrick Torres-Moran.

Both: and we're doing a [Insert company here] complete interview-!

[Patrick pulls Rowan's hoodie over his face]

Rowan: -iewwww-!

[The two laugh]

Rowan, reading: "Who does... Patrick Torres-Moran... look like?"

Patrick: I get Oscar Isaac... often.

Rowan: oh-! [Starts laughing] I remember who you look like!

Patrick: who's that?

Rowan: that muppet, I told you about.

Patrick, cracking up: What muppet?

Rowan: the-the-the Eagle. The grumpy Eagle.

Patrick, trying not to smile: malo...

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Jack, when he and Zephyr got married: I'd like to also give a shout-out to my fellow nominees-

Jack: -who will now and forever be known as the guys who lost to fuckin' Adam Sandler.

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Jill, about Isaac: he is not the love of your life.

Jill, to Jack: he is literally just a guy.

Jill: hit him with your car!

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Sad!Ciero, researching dog breeds for his service dog: that dachshund is adorable! Its' legs are so short!

Bentley, sat on Ciero's lap: it's cute, even with stubby legs?

Bentley, looking directly at Ciero: does that mean I'm cute too?

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Ciero, age 11: Wuh-what's the matter?

Patrick, also 11: I think, I, I th-, I think I like you.

Ciero: Well I like you too, Patrick.

Patrick: You do?!

Ciero: Well yeah!

Patrick: You like like me?

Ciero: Sure, I like like you a lot lot. [laughs]

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Octavian, educating Jack K during a protest: Here's the thing: I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing.

Octavian, trying to be child-friendly: Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation.

Octavian: It's just a promise of violence that's enacted  and police are basically an occupying army.

Octavian: You know what I'm saying?

[He clasps his hands]

Octavian, an ACAB icon: Y'wanna make some bacon?

[He pulls a lit molotov cocktail out of his bag]

Jack K, fourteen: That was on fire the whole time?!

Octavian: The whole time, kiddo!

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Someone: *pushes Ciero into a locker at school*

Patrick, getting ready for his fifth detention that month: ¡¿Cómo te atreves a hablarle así?! Te destriparé como a un pez si vuelves a hacer esa mierda, ¿me oyes? tu garganta, cortada. Mierda. tú.

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Zephyr: my mom had four kids, and you can tell that she loves us all the same.

Zephyr: but after the first two, she kind of... stopped caring.

Zephyr: she'll always go on; she was blessed with me.

Zephyr: and she was gifted Octavian.

Zephyr: then she had Ciero.

Zephyr: and she'll always remember the day she was diagnosed with the other one (Favio).

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I was on tiktok, and I scrolled upon this sound...

...naturally, my first thought was Patrick and Ciero.

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Incorrect quote!

Under the cut for length.

[Jack is showing Bentley some of xer favourite rock and metal songs]

Bentley: hey, Jack?

Jack K: Yeah?

Bentley: how'd... how'd you find this music?

Jack: aw, man. That's easy. It was your dad.

Bentley: ...my dad?

Jack: Yeah, Bent. Your dad. Uncle Ciero.

Bentley: the guy that looks like sunshine embodied?

Jack: if she does.

Bentley: alright, uh... cool.

~

[15 Minutes later]

Bentley: hey, dad?

Ciero: hm? Yeah, pet?

Bentley: How did YOU of all people get into rock and metal?

Ciero: Oh, well that's quite simple, really. Patrick got me into it.

Bentley how?

Ciero: Well, he had some cd's that he burned, and used to play them for me when he were going to class.

Bentley: Oh. Okay.

~

[Later]

Bentley: Hey, Pops?

Patrick: Yeah, Bean?

Bentley: how'd you get into like, rock and metal and stuff like that?

Patrick: picked it up from your uncle Octi. He used to play mix tapes when he drove us to school, and it spiralled from there.

Bentley: alright. Thanks, Pops.

~

[Much later]

Bentley: Yo, Uncle Octi?

Octavian: Yeah, kid?

Bentley: how'd younget into all this rock and metal music?

Octavian: Well... its actually a funny story.

Bentley: is it?

[Octavian grins and nods]

Octavian: Oh, yeah. See, when we were kids, our old man wasn't the best. And your uncle Zeph used music to deal with it.

Bentley: Uncle Zephyr?

Octavian: Yeah. Man can't show emotion, and listened to some of the hardest shit there is. I don't know, maybe it was the only way he felt comfortable expressing himself.

Bentley: Oh... okay. Thanks.

~

[Another while later]

Bentley: heyyyy, uncle Zephy!

Zephyr: what is it?

Bentley: I was talking with Uncle Octavian, and he said... you were the one that got him into metal music.

Zephyr: he did... did he?

Bentley: Yeah. And I was just wanting to know... how did you?

Zephyr: hm? How did I? How did I get into it?

[Bentley nods]

Zephyr: it was my grandma. She had a rolling stones vinyl that she lent to me, and I listened to it. Then, as my interest grew, I amassed a larger collection. And before I knew it, I had several vinyls, cassets, and cds at my disposal.