#incorrect egghead fam

[mingot-studios]

Kizaru: Now, would you rather kill Bonney or— Aster: Yes, kill her. Kizaru: You didn’t let me fin— Aster: I don’t need to hear it. Bonney: … feeling a little unsafe.

[projectrailgun]

Pythagoras:*Running out of lab screaming*

Pythagoras: Aster has gone berserk!

Vegapunk & Sentomaru: ASTER!?

Pythagoras: Who else!?!

Sentomaru: But it's Monday, You can't make Aster go on patrol on a Monday!

Vegapunk: Monday's her bad day!

Pythagoras: WELL NO ONE TOLD ME THAT!!!

Aster: *Runs out of lab, covered in blood and swinging two bras that have sneakers tied to them around* COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!! THE COW SAYS MOO!!

[mingot-studios]

Vegapunk: Aster! my keys!

[Pine tree lands on Sentomaru & Vegapunk]

Vegapunk: I said my KEYS!

Aster: I thought you said 'Pine tree!'

Sentomaru: Why the fuck would we say 'Pine tree?!'

[projectrailgun]

Aster: When you die, can I use your skull to strike fear in the hearts of my enemies?

Sentomaru: …No.

[projectrailgun]

Aster: Bonney! What have you done?!

Bonney weakly: I got shot by you.

Aster: You sure did! You gotta learn to be more careful, pinkie.

[mingot-studios]

Aster: I put the fires out!

Sentomaru: You made them worse!

Aster: Worse? Or BETTER?

[mingot-studios]

Aster: You've been really quiet for like, five minutes now. Oh, I know why you're angry, it's because I killed those p*ssy marine cadets, isn't it?

Vegapunk: Aster, put Sentomaru on the line.

Aster: Really, you want- alright...

[hands the den den mushi to him]

Vegapunk: Whatever you do, do not let Aster leave under any circumstances!

Sentomaru: Actually, she just left. She said she was going for a walk.

Vegapunk: NOOOO!

[projectrailgun]

Vegapunk: Aster! my keys!

[Pine tree lands on him]

Vegapunk: I said my KEYS!

Aster: I thought you said 'Pine tree!'

Vegapunk: Why in the world would I say 'Pine tree?!'