#incorrect chalkzone

[incorrectchalkzonequotes]

Penny: *leaving the movie theater* I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility. Rudy: I believe it's meant for children, Penny. Penny: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

[byssa6]

Luigi incorrect quote: Luigi’s ships team up

*Luigi is being forced into marriage with a girl he barely knows. Peasley was going to be the best man, but isn’t here for some reason.*

Pastor: If there be anyone who objects to the union of these two, let them speak now or forever shut their traps. 

Peasley: I object! 

*everyone except Luigi gasps and turns around to see Peasley standing at the entrance.* 

Peasley: This wedding can’t take place because, uh, well, uh, Luigi here… promised to marry ME! 

*everyone gasps again.* 

Bride’s brother: You promised to marry your best man? 

*Luigi blushes. Then Bowser appears by the entrance.*

Bowser: I also object! Luigi Jumpman promised to marry me! 

*several others then appear.* 

Daisy: Hey! He proposed to me last week! 

King Boo: He’s my fiancé! 

Waluigi: WE’RE engaged! 

Dimentio: He promised himself to me! 

*the bride is furious.* 

Bride: how dare you… one two three four five six se… eight-time me like this!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Minako: Come on, Ami, don't be such a wet party blanket! Ami: Do you mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket"? Minako: Both!

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

Gretchen: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel's hair?

Spinelli: Who brought you?

[incorrectpepperann]

Nicky: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel's hair?

Milo: Who brought you?

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: Come on, Mac, don't be such a wet party blanket! Mac: Do you mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket"? Bloo: Both!

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Zim: *tied up in a jump rope* Zim: This game was tougher than it looked.

[midnight-echoes]

Here are some incorrect quotes with NickToons. Enjoy.

Timmy: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Jimmy: Technically a mix of green and blue. Timmy: So blurple. Jimmy: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Timmy: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Jimmy: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

SpongeBob: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. SpongeBob: One... two... three. Patrick: ... SpongeBob: ... SpongeBob: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* Zim: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? Mikey: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. Rudy: What about Guano? Nobody ever suspects Guano! Guano: Well what about Danny? Danny: Zim has a knife. Zim: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! (stabs Rudy in the arm)

Bessie: What do you call disobeying the law? Other NickToons: A hobby. Bessie: *crosses her arms* Other NickToons: That we do not engage in.

(Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation) Fanboy: How do you eat pickles? Chum Chum: What do you mean? Fanboy: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes. Chum Chum: Yeah, that's why you use a fork. Fanboy: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean. Chum Chum: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work. Fanboy: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl. Chum Chum: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing. Fanboy: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug. Chum Chum: Nods in agreement Kyle: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS! Fanboy: Jeez, okay. Chum Chum: Quit yelling at us already.

Guano: What the hell were you thinking? Sheen: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Guano: You released OSTRICHES!

Lincoln: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Ronnie Anne: You sleep with a stuffed rabbit. Lincoln: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

SpongeBob & Patrick: accidentally set the kitchen on fire SpongeBob: We need an adult! Patrick: SpongeBob, you are an adult! SpongeBob: We need an adultier adult! Get Danny!

(Timmy recording whilst Frida and Manny are arguing) Frida: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! Timmy: wheezes like a tea kettle Manny, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab her. Frida: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? Manny: It's my favorite movi- Frida: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, MANNY! Manny: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y- Frida: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

Arnold: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Lincoln: wHat? Arnold: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Lincoln: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Doug: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. Ronnie Anne: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Doug: That's not how it works…? Bessie: Hmm… I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free… not sure where you're getting your facts from…

Olly: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Saraline: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Olly: Not when you’re playing with Ansi, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Pelswick: What did you two do? SpongeBob: Timmy: Pelswick: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Pelswick: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Sheen: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Jenny: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Sheen: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Danny: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Sheen: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

SpongeBob: Where's Fanboy? Timmy: Don't worry, I'll find him. Timmy, shouting: Chum Chum sucks! Fanboy, distantly: Chum Chum is the best person ever! Fuck you! Timmy: Found him.

Jimmy: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! Timmy: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Kidnapper: We have your child Bessie: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Bessie: Oh god, you have SpongeBob.

Cat: Dog… Dog: Oh no, 'Dog' in B flat. Dog: You're disappointed.

GIR: honk. Zim: WHAT. GIR: HONK. Zim: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Timmy: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Patrick will and will not eat. Danny: Grass? Yes! Timmy: Moss? Yes!! Danny: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Timmy: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Danny: Worms? Sometimes! Timmy: Rocks? Usually nah. Danny: Twigs? Usually! Timmy: Jimmy's cooking? Inconclusive! SpongeBob: How did you… test this? Timmy: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. SpongeBob: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Kyle: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Fanboy: Hey, Kyle. Kyle: GODDAMNIT!

Guano: Mikey, please calm down. Mikey: I asked for two large fries! Mikey: *dumps fries onto table* Mikey: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Ansi, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles. Olly: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake- Saraline, under her breath: Don’t say Jortles. Olly: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

SpongeBob: Guys… the principal just called— Jimmy: It was Timmy! Timmy: It was Dib! Dib: It was Zim! Zim: It was I ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

Snap: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Arnold: I think you mean cards. Rudy: He did not. Snap, pulling out knives: I did not.

Miko: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. SpongeBob: What's wrong with you?? Miko: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Five: No, he means other than that. Miko: Ohhhhhh. Miko: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Jenny: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment…at all? Timmy: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Snap: I’m quick at math. Rudy: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Snap: 24. Rudy: That wasn’t even close. Snap: But it was quick.

SpongeBob: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Danny: Danny: Why are you eating dirt? SpongeBob: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

Dib, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Gaz, my own sister, for telling me SpongeBob was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

*Sheen falls over* Chum Chum: Sheen! Are you alright? Sheen: Is that you, God? Chum Chum: What? Sheen: It's just, you sound a lot more like Chum Chum than I expected.

Timmy: So… what’s goin’ on? Arnold: You want the long version or the short version? Timmy, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Arnold: Shit’s fucked. Timmy: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

Dib: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Mikey: Several traffic violations. Chum Chum: Three counts of resisting arrest. Fanboy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Guano: Also, that’s not our car.

[totallycorrectbloomintoyou]

*they’re watching a play about Rapunzel*

Koyomi: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel’s hair?

Akari: Who brought you?

[kahran042]

Some incorrect quote templates, complete with sources!

Feel free to use them as you wish.

A: This is B, my…child’s sibling. (Source: American Dad!)

A: I am not here to amuse you! B: Then please stop being so funny. (Source: Animaniacs)

A: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock! (Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

A: B, are you gay? B: The correct term is lesbian! Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!! (Source: Azumanga Daioh)

A: So, what do you think of B? I'm pretty sure he's into you. C: B's my brother. A: Ohhh, I was wondering why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. Still, there's something there… (Source: Bob's Burgers)

A: The fact that B and C don't have girlfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school. (Source: Cardcaptor Sakura)

A: Don't be such a wet party blanket. B: Do you mean party pooper or wet blanket? A: Both. (Source: ChalkZone)

A (to B): To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image. I guess I just have to accept this about myself. (Source: Earthbound)

A: Do you know what the capital of this state is? B: Um, (state) City? (Source: Family Guy)

A: As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of, my grammar sucks. (Source: Family Guy)

A: *grabs B's crotch* This is mine. This is where my babies come from. (Source: Family Guy)

A: B… they could be my friend if they weren't my enemy. (Source: Final Fantasy VI)

A: B! Wait!!! B: "Wait," he says… do I look like a waiter? (Source: Final Fantasy VI)

A: I have nothing to say. B: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway. (Source: Final Fantasy VII)

A: What am I supposed to say about other people's problems? B: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen. A: Then go talk to a wall. (Source: Final Fantasy VIII)

A: We need to just learn to hate each other in silence. B: You mean, like…what girls do? (Source: Gravity Falls)

A: Me? Sad? No way! Sadness is for softies, and I'm one happy dude! (Source: Monster Rancher)

A: All’s fair in love and war, and I don’t believe in love. (Source: Monster Rancher)

A: I don’t really hate B. I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike him. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) A: Don't you think you're being a bit possessive of your brother? B: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on C! (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

A: You gotta believe! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)

A: A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)

A: I think B hates me now. C: Of course she does. You didn't eat her cooking. A: Thanks for rubbing it in. C: Well, maybe she doesn't hate you that much. (Source: PaRappa the Rapper 2)

A: B, you're not a bad person. No matter how hard you try. (Source: Saiyuki: Journey West)

A: Fear is a stupid emotion. (Source: Suikoden II)

A: B makes graves for fish after he eats them. He's already got over 100 in the backyard. (Source: Suikoden II)

A: B is so happy when he's together with C. I can't stand to look at it! (Source: Suikoden II)

A: Good morning, B! How do you feel? B: Need coffee. Keep away. (Source: Super Mario RPG)

A: It's a ridiculous idea, but ingenious at the same time. (Source: Sword Art Online)

A cast a sexy look! B is immobilized! (Source: Terranigma)

A: Crap! I promised B I'd go out with her today. I am the most evil man in the Three Kingdoms! (Source: Tokimeki Memorial)

A (to B): You're funny, but keep it up and you'll piss me off. (Source: Xenogears)

[a-weird-pokemon-family]

More Incorrect Green Nicktoons Villain Quotes Because I’m Obsessed

Plankton: Hold gentle, like hamburger.....

Skrawl: Punt like football.

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Zim: Who the fuck added me to the fucking groupchat?

Vexus: LANGUAGE!

Vendetta: Yeah, Zim, watch your fucking language.

Skrawl: Okay, who taught Vendetta the fuck word?!

Vlad: “The fuck word.”

Plankton: You guys say the f word all the time!

Vendetta: Oh my god, he censored it.

Vlad: Say fuck, Plankton.

Vendetta: Do it, Plankton. Say fuck.

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Vendetta, planning a group disguise: (to Zim) You cannot be Blake Bortles.

Zim: Fine, I’ll be Jake-

Vlad: Please don’t say Jortles......

Zim: Jortles! And I work in the molotov cocktail department!

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Vendetta: If karma doesn’t hit you, then I fucking will!

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Vexus: Time to start fucking shit up!

Plankton: Oh, no.....

Vexus: More like “oh yes!”

[incorrectchalkzonequotes]

My name’s Rudy and I'm enough. And I'm great at drawing stuff.

Rudy

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Ryder: [talks about reindeer]

Kristoff: [sighs] I love it when he talks like this.

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Wizzer: Am I crazy, or is Dipstick getting stupider?

Mooch: Both.

[thesciencebros]

Rudy: Captain Peter, there’s a ship approaching.

Peter: Scan it.

Rudy: We’re detecting an unusual amount of Sass, Captain.

Peter: I know him… Eridan Ampora…

[totallycorrectfostershome]

You could fit a lot of cereal in this bowl!

Cheese