#incorrect chalkzone

[incorrectchalkzonequotes]

Penny: *leaving the movie theater* I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility. Rudy: I believe it's meant for children, Penny. Penny: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

[byssa6]

Gacha life images with ChalkZone characters

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Minako: Come on, Ami, don't be such a wet party blanket! Ami: Do you mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket"? Minako: Both!

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

Gretchen: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel's hair?

Spinelli: Who brought you?

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: Come on, Mac, don't be such a wet party blanket! Mac: Do you mean "party pooper" or "wet blanket"? Bloo: Both!

[incorrectpepperann]

Nicky: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel's hair?

Milo: Who brought you?

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Zim: *tied up in a jump rope* Zim: This game was tougher than it looked.

[totallycorrectbloomintoyou]

*they’re watching a play about Rapunzel*

Koyomi: What I want to know is, if the witch can fly, how come she needs to climb up Rapunzel’s hair?

Akari: Who brought you?

[better-page-sage]

RB with your f/o list and I'll make an incorrect quote for them!

Example with mine:

Skrawl (ChalkZone): At least we know what Halloween is all about- pure evil! *laughs maniacally* *the rest of the f/os start maniacally laughing as well* *everyone goes back to watching TV* Moon (FNAF): I ate a man alive tonight. Everyone else: *looking at Moon, concerned or disgusted*

PROSHIP DNI

[kahran042]

Some incorrect quote templates, complete with sources!

Feel free to use them as you wish.

A: This is B, my…child’s sibling. (Source: American Dad!)

A: I am not here to amuse you! B: Then please stop being so funny. (Source: Animaniacs)

A: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock! (Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

A: B, are you gay? B: The correct term is lesbian! Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!! (Source: Azumanga Daioh)

A: So, what do you think of B? I'm pretty sure he's into you. C: B's my brother. A: Ohhh, I was wondering why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. Still, there's something there… (Source: Bob's Burgers)

A: The fact that B and C don't have girlfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school. (Source: Cardcaptor Sakura)

A: Don't be such a wet party blanket. B: Do you mean party pooper or wet blanket? A: Both. (Source: ChalkZone)

A (to B): To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image. I guess I just have to accept this about myself. (Source: Earthbound)

A: Do you know what the capital of this state is? B: Um, (state) City? (Source: Family Guy)

A: As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of, my grammar sucks. (Source: Family Guy)

A: *grabs B's crotch* This is mine. This is where my babies come from. (Source: Family Guy)

A: B… they could be my friend if they weren't my enemy. (Source: Final Fantasy VI)

A: B! Wait!!! B: "Wait," he says… do I look like a waiter? (Source: Final Fantasy VI)

A: I have nothing to say. B: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway. (Source: Final Fantasy VII)

A: What am I supposed to say about other people's problems? B: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen. A: Then go talk to a wall. (Source: Final Fantasy VIII)

A: We need to just learn to hate each other in silence. B: You mean, like…what girls do? (Source: Gravity Falls)

A: Me? Sad? No way! Sadness is for softies, and I'm one happy dude! (Source: Monster Rancher)

A: All’s fair in love and war, and I don’t believe in love. (Source: Monster Rancher)

A: I don’t really hate B. I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike him. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) A: Don't you think you're being a bit possessive of your brother? B: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on C! (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

A: You gotta believe! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)

A: A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)

A: I think B hates me now. C: Of course she does. You didn't eat her cooking. A: Thanks for rubbing it in. C: Well, maybe she doesn't hate you that much. (Source: PaRappa the Rapper 2)

A: B, you're not a bad person. No matter how hard you try. (Source: Saiyuki: Journey West)

A: Fear is a stupid emotion. (Source: Suikoden II)

A: B makes graves for fish after he eats them. He's already got over 100 in the backyard. (Source: Suikoden II)

A: B is so happy when he's together with C. I can't stand to look at it! (Source: Suikoden II)

A: Good morning, B! How do you feel? B: Need coffee. Keep away. (Source: Super Mario RPG)

A: It's a ridiculous idea, but ingenious at the same time. (Source: Sword Art Online)

A cast a sexy look! B is immobilized! (Source: Terranigma)

A: Crap! I promised B I'd go out with her today. I am the most evil man in the Three Kingdoms! (Source: Tokimeki Memorial)

A (to B): You're funny, but keep it up and you'll piss me off. (Source: Xenogears)

[a-weird-pokemon-family]

More Incorrect Green Nicktoons Villain Quotes Because I’m Obsessed

Plankton: Hold gentle, like hamburger.....

Skrawl: Punt like football.

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Zim: Who the fuck added me to the fucking groupchat?

Vexus: LANGUAGE!

Vendetta: Yeah, Zim, watch your fucking language.

Skrawl: Okay, who taught Vendetta the fuck word?!

Vlad: “The fuck word.”

Plankton: You guys say the f word all the time!

Vendetta: Oh my god, he censored it.

Vlad: Say fuck, Plankton.

Vendetta: Do it, Plankton. Say fuck.

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Vendetta, planning a group disguise: (to Zim) You cannot be Blake Bortles.

Zim: Fine, I’ll be Jake-

Vlad: Please don’t say Jortles......

Zim: Jortles! And I work in the molotov cocktail department!

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Vendetta: If karma doesn’t hit you, then I fucking will!

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Vexus: Time to start fucking shit up!

Plankton: Oh, no.....

Vexus: More like “oh yes!”

[incorrectchalkzonequotes]

My name’s Rudy and I'm enough. And I'm great at drawing stuff.

Rudy

[byssa6]

Luigi incorrect quote: Luigi’s ships team up

*Luigi is being forced into marriage with a girl he barely knows. Peasley was going to be the best man, but isn’t here for some reason.*

Pastor: If there be anyone who objects to the union of these two, let them speak now or forever shut their traps. 

Peasley: I object! 

*everyone except Luigi gasps and turns around to see Peasley standing at the entrance.* 

Peasley: This wedding can’t take place because, uh, well, uh, Luigi here… promised to marry ME! 

*everyone gasps again.* 

Bride’s brother: You promised to marry your best man? 

*Luigi blushes. Then Bowser appears by the entrance.*

Bowser: I also object! Luigi Jumpman promised to marry me! 

*several others then appear.* 

Daisy: Hey! He proposed to me last week! 

King Boo: He’s my fiancé! 

Waluigi: WE’RE engaged! 

Dimentio: He promised himself to me! 

*the bride is furious.* 

Bride: how dare you… one two three four five six se… eight-time me like this!

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Ryder: [talks about reindeer]

Kristoff: [sighs] I love it when he talks like this.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

You could fit a lot of cereal in this bowl!

Cheese

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Wizzer: Am I crazy, or is Dipstick getting stupider?

Mooch: Both.