#incorrect bondi rescue quotes

[raisetheroos]

to the people making incorrect bondi rescue quotes and keeping this fandom alive, i see you and i love you

[brunettemarionette]

Jethro: Am I in trouble? Joel: Take a guess. Jethro: No? Joel: Take another guess.

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue

Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing

[weird-kid-maxx]

Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jacko: Are we stealing them? Mouse: New or used? Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[firebenderwolf]

Joel: We are clearly lost!

Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.

Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!

Maxi: Well you said to make a right!

Jethro: I said make a right next!

Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!

Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?

Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!

Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!

Meanwhile

Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.

Hoppo: They are still in the car park.

Reidy: Should we help?

Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!

[adam-lallana]

Harrison: *eats kiwi*

Jake, immediately: Cannibalism

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #3: Bondi Rescue

Jethro: Am I going too far? Joel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Reidy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Whippet, not looking up from their book: Spear. Reidy: BLOCKED.

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #1 (Bondi Rescue)

 Jacko: Ah shit Joel: Watch your fucking language

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #4: Bondi Rescue

Reidy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Whippet: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: You have to apologize to Lachie Maxi: Fine. Maxi: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Maxi, to their child: How was school today, darling?

The child: It was so much fun. I even heard a riddle! Do you wanna hear it?

Maxi: Of course!

The child: What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Maxi:

Maxi, fearfully: Is it a p-

Harrison, screaming at the top of their lungs from the kitchen: PASTA! IT'S PASTA!

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Hi If you actually agree with right wing America get the fuck off my page

[xxmikeymurderxx]

*After a fight*

Reidy, texting Whippet from work: I'm sorry, sweetheart! I was wrong. I feel terrible...

Whippet, still simmering: How do I know that you're not lying again?

Whippet: Send me a picture of your stupid remorseful face and then we'll talk.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Lachie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Harrison: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Maxi: edible

[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Lachie: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Harrison: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?