#incorrect bondi rescue quotes

[brunettemarionette]

Jethro: Am I in trouble? Joel: Take a guess. Jethro: No? Joel: Take another guess.

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #3: Bondi Rescue

Jethro: Am I going too far? Joel: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jacko: Are we stealing them? Mouse: New or used? Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[xxmikeymurderxx]

*during a couples race*

Maxi: *carrying Harrison bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Whippet: *runs past carrying Reidy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*

[firebenderwolf]

Joel: We are clearly lost!

Harrison: We are not lost. We have just got a little turned around with the directions.

Jethro: THAT MEANS WE ARE LOST!

Maxi: Well you said to make a right!

Jethro: I said make a right next!

Maxi: Well that meant for me to turn right since we were at the stop!!

Harrison: Why don’t we just call someone?

Joel: You know damn well if we call someone then we will get more lost!

Harrison: Excuse me, I am not like you. Words don’t go in one ear and out the other one!

Meanwhile

Hoppo, Reidy and Whippet watching from the tower.

Hoppo: They are still in the car park.

Reidy: Should we help?

Whippet, with popcorn: As if! I’m enjoying this!

[adam-lallana]

Harrison: *eats kiwi*

Jake, immediately: Cannibalism

[raisetheroos]

to the people making incorrect bondi rescue quotes and keeping this fandom alive, i see you and i love you

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #1 (Bondi Rescue)

 Jacko: Ah shit Joel: Watch your fucking language

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue

Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing

[final-bae-stination]

Incorrect Quote #4: Bondi Rescue

Reidy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Whippet: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Harrison: You have to apologize to Lachie Maxi: Fine. Maxi: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[weird-kid-maxx]

Reidy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Whippet, not looking up from their book: Spear. Reidy: BLOCKED.

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Jethro: okay, truth or dare?

Joel: Dare.

Jethro: What's your credit card number?

Joel: Truth.

Jethro: Tell me your credit card number

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Maxi: *reading the mail* baby shower invitation? uh no thanks Harries, I can have a regular-sized shower whenever I want

Harrison: Give me that

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Harrison: Being a guy in love with a guy isn’t always romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it’s pushing your bf’s face away yelling because you have the flu and he keeps trying to kiss you anyway because he’s a himbo with no sense of self preservation.

Harrison: Update: He has the flu. You’ll never guess how.

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Maxi, to their child: How was school today, darling?

The child: It was so much fun. I even heard a riddle! Do you wanna hear it?

Maxi: Of course!

The child: What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Maxi:

Maxi, fearfully: Is it a p-

Harrison, screaming at the top of their lungs from the kitchen: PASTA! IT'S PASTA!