#incorrect beatles

[abcmuushroom]

Paul: (wearing John's glasses) How do I look?

John: ...I have no idea

[abcwordsurge]

Paul: (lying on the ground)

John: What are you doing?

Paul: (sarcastically) Photosynthesizing

John:

Paul:

John: (lies down next to him) I bet I can photosynthesize faster than you

[commentsonthebeatles]

From Here, There and Everywhere music video.

[incorrectthebeatles]

john: you like me? you like my personality?

paul: i was surprised, too.

[adriennefrombrooklyn]

Ringo: Why are John and Paul sitting with their backs to each other? George: They had a fight. Ringo: Then why are they holding hands? George: They get sad when they fight.

[prettybabyimblue]

What a pair

[george-harrisons-last-biscuit]

John: “I’m battling demons you fuckers wouldn’t even have names for.”

Demons in question: Gay thoughts for Paul

[bewareofdarkness]

Paul: “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.” *John, pausing from kissing Paul's neck* : “Hmph?”

[abcmuushroom]

Paul: My quirk is my constant need for attention and validation

[abcwordsurge]

Paul: Personally, I blame you

George: How could this possibly be my fault?

Paul: Because otherwise it would be my fault, and that can't be right

[commentsonthebeatles]

[incorrectthebeatles]

[john lying in a hospital bed] brian, entering the room: knock, knock!

john: is that you, death?

brian: it’s brian!

john, disappointed: oh.

[prettybabyimblue]

[abcwordsurge]

Paul: I'm having a midlife crisis, and I'm only 25!

John: Rookie numbers dude, I had mine at 15

Everyone: ...

John: You will not, under any circumstances, catch me living past 30

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Dan Reynolds on the street: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Sam Sweetly: My wife

Dan: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Ted Spankoffski: Officer Sweetly's wife

[incorrectthebeatles]

john, after the whole “the beatles are bigger than jesus” craze: do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably.