#incorrect bandstand quotes

[incorrect-republic-of-doyle]

Des: I'm trying my best

Jake: I know. Heartbreaking isn't it?

[bandstandtuff]

Donny: [Looking at a picture of a red hot knife cutting bread] Imagine stabbing a bad guy with this knife!

Jimmy: It would immediately cauterise the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful

Nick: If you want information it is

Davy: [to the camera] And there we see, in order, a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin!

Johnny:

Johnny: [quietly] Why would you stab a person when you could have toast?

Davy: [to the camera] There’s the Hufflepuff.

[crunchie-morris]

Davy: if rubbing alcohol fixes the outside boo-boo, drinking alcohol fixes the inside boo-boo

Julia: Dave no

[izzy-mccalla]

Jimmy: why is it that donny’s only solutions to any problem are “elaborate trap” or “marriage”?

Donny: i’ve got the face of a greek god and the problem solving capabilities of one too.

[luckyklutznerd]

Julia, to Donny after he walks her home: Would you like to stay for dinner?

June, shouting from inside the house: Would you like to stay forever?

[evergreenstringbean]

Nick, scowling at Donny: Asshole

Donny: That's Mr. Asshole to you

[kingxhood]

"I'm less a player and more the played."

-Donny Novitski, proably

[nickradelsurpremacy]

Jimmy: I have no idea what to do

Davy: I have an idea *fingerguns*

Jimmy: Are you being serious or are you flirting with me?

Jimmy: Either could a appreciated

[mensongedelalavande-blog]

Johnny: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

[incorrectquotesofmusicals]

Johnny: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 

Julia: BLOCKED

Johnny: Some of them are good girls. 

Julia: Unblocked. 

[incorrect-bandstand-quotes]

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

probably donny

[incorrect-republic-of-doyle]

Jake: I came, I saw, I said fuck it

[bandstandtuff]

The Donny Nova Band as Things My Friends And I Have Said

Johnny: Vegan sausage rolls are a gift from God

Davy: Yeah like the plague and straight white men are a gift from God

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Jimmy: Everything is capitalism

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Nick: I hate how murder’s illegal

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Donny: I nearly died and it’s not even 8am

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Julia: I’m always nice to people

Julia: Just with varying levels of truth

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Wayne: You are a disgrace to all biscuit eaters

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Jimmy: I don’t steal stuff, I steal knowledge

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Jimmy: it's called DT because you design shit not because it’s technology 

Davy: it's called design TECHNOLOGY bitch are you a bench?

Jimmy: well yeah- but like-

Donny: actually it’s called product design

Johnny: because like, you design products

Nick: oh no shit 

Julia: so what are you all doing for it?

Wayne: a hoover

Donny: a games console

Jimmy: a skipping rope

Johnny: a s k i p p i n g r o p e-?

Davy: why the fuck do you need to design a skipping rope

Nick: it’s a fucking piece of string

[assembledherethevolunteers]

Brian (talking to Freddie about Roger): A genius on drums, though on brain matter shy. But man, you want rhythm, then I know a guy.

[izzy-mccalla]

Donny: Sing for us Julia!

Julia: I couldn't possibly.

Julia: D-flat major

[rustic-space-fiddle]

Bandstand songs renamed

Just Like It Was Before — big boom big oof (feat. Donny Anxiety)

Donny Novitski — everyone told me I was super talented as a child and now I’m working at McDonald’s

I Know A Guy — welcome to group therapy

Ain’t We Proud — sTRUT

Proud Riff — resist the urge to tap dance

Who I Was — a tardis would be really great right about now

Counterpoint/Piu Jesu - she got some heccin pipes (feat. The Pope)

Just Like It Was Before (Reprise) — SLAY, MY DAUGHTER! SLAY!

First Steps First — Donny stop making so many first moves

Breathe — *inhales* i hate you guys less than most people

You Deserve It — you punched hitler, good job, have a cookie

Dwight Anson and Jean Ann — who are these people

Love Will Come and Find Me Again — love is sitting behind you and he’s playing the piano

Right This Way — first class train ticket to panic-attackville

Nobody — *insert YOR NAH MAI DAHD vine here*

The Boys are Back — you thought you’d seen the last of me

I Got A Theory — our river is on fire and that makes us LIT AF

Everything Happens — no nO NO

Welcome Home — *hand hovers over nuke button*

A Band in New York City — SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSHOTSHOT SHOTS (feat. The Donny Sleepova Band)

This is Life — we cant kiss yet

This is Life (Reprise) — we can kiss now

Welcome Home (Finale) — *gives you the finger and launches the nukes*

Epilogue — you can buy tour tickets on www.donnynovaband.com promo code is TROJAN