#incorrect afk

[bunnybird-afk]

Valen: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?

Joey: You just called General Hogan dad; you said thanks, dad.

Valen: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Hogan: Do you see me as a father figure, Valen?

Valen: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Merlin: Hey! You show your father some respect!

Valen: I didn't call him Dad!

[seharuuchan]

Incorrect quote credit here

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Guys, noodle time! Mumbo: Noodle time? Scar: Noodle time! Scar, Grian, and Mumbo: NOODLE TIME! NOODLE TIME! NOODLE TIME! Xisuma, watching: What . . . ? Cub, shrugging: It's their noodle time.

[milf-food]

Lucius: [frantically waving the lesbian flag in Temesias face]

Temesia: you want to... go see the sunset?

[bitchalotl]

Phraesto: I'm just an innocent hypogean bby, I've done nothing wrong in my life, pwease let me go :(

Merlin and co:

[yohohonabottle]

5-Disaster foolery nonsense compilation + The four nephylims

Or, the cryptids lot from Project "harbringer" being unserious/unhinged and having goofy dumb fun. Very crack shitpost vibes, meme-like. This is 100% nonsense most likely instigated by the Knave or the Damoiseau, and the rest are rolling with it since they're off-duty/just want to lark.

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Newest moment:

Playfully arguing, and why's the bawdy gag still running?

Florent: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Pirin: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Florent, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is. -Or-

Florent: "Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt." Pirin: "Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit." (Being sarcastic.) Rila: *giggling with these skits, made them play along with the scripts.*

Being a brat. Or that one time Berial showed through..but Pirin is also known for being a goofy and petty lil brat as well.

Kidnapper: We have your child Florent: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Florent: Oh god, you have Pirin

The zoo problem.. Or Florent being reckless. (Huh wonder which component of the fusion this one comes from..)

Florent: "Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward." Pirin: "I’m worried about you." Pirin: "You’re insane!" Florent: "Sure I am, what’s your point?"

Kill 'em! -With kindness!

Florent (Pirin/Ludovic fusion): "I'm going to kill you." Pirin: "Joke's on you- get in line! I got 99+ enemies!" Florent: "....With kindness. Sheesh, why's it always about literal murder or violence with you, Vanya?"

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Oh no! - Or poor Ludovic completely forgot to write/meet with his musician friend and has mini panic moment + guilt. @elesdecroisa Sorry if mischaracterized Briar! I tried to get their interaction right! ....Ludovic sure got some.. tea to spill with his friend.

Florent (Fair Gentleman), minding his business trying to blow off steam after the whole rollercoaster of... events. (His bestie almost dying for real, rushing to save him and getting fused together + being team healer and kind of also DPS/Carry now...and the recent bout of fights were hectic & really heated.

Florent (Fair Gentleman):

"Oh stars." The Ludovic part of the fusion, and since he's literally fused into one singular entity with Pirin, the other gets panicked too internally both being like--

Cue poor man rushing to find Briar and apologize to her for going completely radio-silent.

Briar: "You look older. What happened, Ludovic?"

'Vic/Florent: "....It's..a very long and complicated story." Briar: "....." Likely waiting for elaboration. Ludovic: "...You remember the night nymph I had told you about in our last conversation..yes?"

Briar: "Yes. I remember him, Ioan-- Your other dearest friend." Ludovic: "He..almost died due to near complete loss of magic. And I rushed to help him....However nothing worked, until a Syndicate member offered me to join their project. ..And we...ended up getting fused together into one."

Briar: "....."/"...What."

Ludovic: "I am not proud of my deed... however had no other choice left." (However would still do the exact same mistake again countless times if re-winded to that cross-road.)

Briar: "....I can't fault you, considering I devoted myself to my craft to death. However I am not very pleased hearing you sacrificed yourself so recklessly, even if I understand your cause and circumstances."

'Vic: *gives a very weak shrug with a strained smile of guilty apology.*

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The "couples" - When the gang is being a bunch of chaotic idiots.

Tyr/Odin: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Le Honnête élève: I really care about your feelings! The Debt-collector: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Tyr/Odin, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... The Kuker: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Harlequin: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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On Valentines, and once again the ''shipping'' gags keeps running.

Tyr/Odin: "God, if only someone loved me…" Le Honnête élève: *standing behind them with roses* The Debt-collector: *holding box of chocolates* Harlequin: *has balloons and a card* The Kuker: *facepalms then signs with one hand* 'This is sad.'

"This is why I have trust issues. >:( " a.k.a "Betrayal"

Tyr/Odin: If I fall… Le Honnête élève: I’ll be there to catch you. The Kuker: *looks at Harlequin* 'What if I fall?' Harlequin: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Pirin : *watches these two interactions*

Pirin , to The Debt-collector: And if I fall? The Debt-collector: I’ll be the one who pushed you. Pirin: "....Well damn. Thanks mate." >:/ (Knows Sinbad won't do him dirty like this, and Marionet is just joking.)

"Confessions" shenanigans to play others like a fiddle

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love* Pirin : Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. The Debt-collector: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...

The Kuker: *has a panic attack* What confession? Le Honnête élève: *winks* I know, Love. You like me too. (Totally not serious, trying not to laugh at the absurdity)

Harlequin: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Tyr/Odin: It was a dare.

Putting the "unhinged" in foolery. Absolute insanity, and Fair Son is trying hard to stay in-character with the script instead of loose it at how stupidly nonsensical it is.

Le Honnête élève: "Pirin kissed me! (No I didn't. >:/)" Harlequin: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" Le Honnête élève: "It was unbelievable!" (...Why're you rolling with this?) Harlequin: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" The Kuker: 'Okay, we wanna hear everything. Harlequin, get the wine and unplug the phone. Florent, does this end well or do we need tissues?' Le Honnête élève: "Oh, it ended very well." (Didn't know bawdy humor was on your list. >:/ ) Harlequin: "Do not start without me! Do not start without me!" The Kuker: 'Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now�� kind of thing?' (The whole gang's trying not to laugh at this point)

Le Honnête élève: "Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it." ;) The Kuker: 'Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?' Le Honnête élève: "First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair." Harlequin and The Kuker: 'Ohhh. Pfft, this is the worst skit-'

"Atrocious, I know. Of course I would not dare do such debauchery, let alone entertain the notion."

*meanwhile* Pirin eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him. The Debt-collector: Tongue? Pirin : Yeah, no. Can't you get sarcasm? Tyr/Odin: Cool.

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"Slander. Blasphemy." -Or the gang is chilling after a fight & chatting casually.

Et tu Brute.

Le Honnête élève: You know, when The Debt-collector comes over, The Kuker can get a little… Tyr/Odin: Psycho? Pirin : Scary? Harlequin: Drunk? Le Honnête élève: All three.

The Missing: >:(

The teacups

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups* Le Honnête élève, Tyr/Odin, and Pirin : *spinning a little and talking* The Debt-collector, Harlequin, and The Kuker: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

The future perhaps not so distant...

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* The Kuker: 'So what have you been up to recently?' Harlequin: Leading a revolution with Tyr. The Kuker: 'Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.' Harlequin: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome! The Kuker: 'I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Pirin ?' Harlequin: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Le Honnête élève? The Kuker: 'Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. The Debt-collector?' Harlequin: Cult leader. The Kuker: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Florent/The Fair Gentleman, showing up with slightly ruffled hair and clothes: "Pardon my tardiness, the guards were unreasonable. ...And the doctors almost cut me open in attempted lobotomy."

A grave emergency indeed.

The Kuker, walking into their house: 'Hello, people who do not live here.' Harlequin: Hey. Le Honnête élève: Hi. Pirin : Hello. The Debt-collector: Hey! The Kuker: 'I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!' Tyr/Odin: We were out of Doritos.

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The Nephylims shenanigans

Oh? - Or just pure larking and messing with Athelric.

Athelric: Why are your tongues purple? Maria: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Iliya: I had a red one. Athelric: oh. Maria: Athelric: OH. OH NO YOU DID NOT- Amene: Amene: You drank eachothers slushies?

Sibling moment - Mari and Athe edition feat. the Maulers

Athelric and Maria: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Amene: Iliya, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

Drunken nonsense, or why they should not be sloshed. And Ame isn't having any of it.

Athelric: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? Iliya: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. Maria: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. Amene: Rock also defeats baby.

Friends -Athe and 'Liya slander

Maria: You have friends and I envy that. Amene: You're welcome to share my friends. Maria: *looks at Athelric and Iliya* Maria: I don't want those.

The squad and bridges being burnt.

Maria: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? Iliya: Anchovies and pineapple. Athelric: I like beets! Amene: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? Maria: I’m disowning all of you.

[orginllazyblog]

Gavus: What's wrong?

Eugene: Sit down and will explain it to you

Gavus: *sits down*

Liberta: This bench is freshly painted

[zzoupz]

they are siblings to me BTW

[lapakkbolatiaphari]

𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 🍿🫨

Hasil Atalanta vs Real Madrid: Skor 2-3

Real Madrid membungkus tiga poin penting usai menundukkan tuan rumah Atalanta dengan skor 3-2. Pasukan Carlo Ancelotti harus berjuang keras untuk mengamankan kemenangan kali ini.

Rabu 11 Desember 2024, Real Madrid menyambangi Atalanta di Gewiss Stadium dalam duel matchday 6 Liga Champions 2024/2025. El Real wajib menang untuk memperbaiki posisi di klasemen.

Meski begitu, laga tidak sepenuhnya berjalan mudah bagi Madrid. Atalanta melawan dengan baik, bahkan hampir memaksakan hasil imbang.

Tiga gol Madrid di laga ini dicetak oleh Kylian Mbappe (10'), Vinicius Junior (56'), dan Jude Bellingham (59'). Sementara Atalanta membalas melalui Charles De Ketelaere (45+2') dan Ademola Lookman (65').

Kemenangan ini sangat penting bagi Madrid untuk memperbaiki posisi di klasemen sementara Liga Champions 2024/2025.

[incorrect-astoria-quotes]

MC: I don't think she did it

Medusa: Okay, MC, I trust your gut. Let's go free an innocent woman.

MC: Nice! All my dreams are coming true. You and me, getting a lady off together...

Medusa:

Medusa: You know how that sounds, right?

[orginllazyblog]

Eugavus Version

Gavus: *at the celestial prison* Sometimes I could hear the children's voice...and his voice too

Eugene: gay gay homosexual gay

Thane: Sometimes I can still hear Baden’s voice…

Baden: gay gay homosexual gay

[megatraven]

I have a quick question so my post makes sense and you’re the one I know as the most knowledgeable AFK lore person:

Meg was Hercules first love right? In AFK I cannot remember if they were actually married or just lovers, and then he took her aura when Zeus gave him the task to collect as many auras as he could. He did take her aura right? Or am I remembering everything incorrect?

I need to know so my idea makes sense and I just want to check before I post and then look stupid when I get the AFK canon lore wrong lol.

And sorry this is literally so late, but I only just thought of it😭.

Yes okay so! Megara and Hercules were married, she says that they fell in love young and married early. She was pregnant with his child and they were going to start their family when complications with the pregnancy resulted in there being no child. That's when Meg says she started to lose him, having also said that Hercules' want to be a god was something he always struggled with, but that he was a good man when they were in love. He became unrecognizable to her. So when he received his tasks, when he had his chance to become a god, he took it along with her aura.

BUT! It's later revealed by MC that Hercules took Meg's aura before being given his tasks, and the tasks were given to him as a way to cover it up.

(If it's needed, the episodes I referenced were Hydra s1 ep7 and Hydra s1 ep 15. also if it's needed, meg's artifact is the ink quill, and her aura is the crow :3)

[halikyon]

Sat back down after going afk and my immediate thought was "Head Empty" but then I realized I was wildly incorrect with that assumption.

[hoodiehydra]

@lightgriffinsect @taterswithranch @shippin-my-sanses @arzyn @jinxic @thearomanticsnake @inkyantace7 @utter-tomfoolery @woody-dave

For some reason when I count in math I count in chinese- it’s too natural for me.

Literally when my classmates ask me like “hey hydra, can you help me calculate 50+73?” and I literally go “五十加七十三…… 应该是一百二十三。”

I swear it’s too weirdly natural I can’t stop

Never in my life has lip balm sounded so delicious my brain has to stop tempting me with ideas it’s too early for this 😭😭😭

Not really a reminder, but, hey. Listen to me. Take a deep breath in, hold it, and let it out. Then set a timer for 5-10 minutes and stop thinking. Don’t think. Focus on blanking out, or afk-ing from life. Trust me, this helps your concentration now that your mind isn’t as loud or noisy as it once was.

Incorrect quotes

Context: A and B dislike C, C is completely oblivious to that

A and B: *walking together*

C: Hey B!

A: Nope not today. *yanks B and runs*

To be fair, C just isn’t a good person.

[bitchalotl]

Berial: Feeling silly! 😜

Dionel: Eleven light bearers are dead...

[yohohonabottle]

Scammers, leave me and my damn silly blog alone. I'm piss-poor, got zeeero money, got nothing- NADA- ZILCH to give you. If you think about trying to pull another one over me with a scam/more scams, kindly do both of us a favor and don't waste your time and my time, don't interact. -Have good day/evening.

My writing navigation masterpost/directory

For ease of perusing and some better organizing, I thought to make a sort of post with links to all my fics I've posted. (And those I reposted.)

Why am I reposting my writing from A03? I guess Tumblr is also sort of like a back-up place besides expanding my reach/audience. And I can keep it all neatly in one spot, too which is a bonus. So instead of have 3 or more diff accounts, one for diff purpose, I can have one account with as many separate blogs I need. It'll take me some time to port all of my Ao3 catalogues from the two corners (separate blogs with directory like this one) but yeh.

I will update this when I post something on here or port it from A03. I've linked the series the pieces are part of so you can still read them if you wish to (both if they're not ported on here, are in the process of being ported or on the porting waitlist.)

Dividers by Cafekitsune ! -> Current obsession writing flame: AFK Journey

🕯️ Other blogs/masterposts I have:

📑 Notice about Ocs ask blog having been made 🎨 Finch's (My) Art masterpost! 📑 Notice/ Invitation to open discussion (For a case study I'm working on/were working on.) 📳Notice about the Merlinverse community -We got it folks! 📳Notice about the "Harbringers" having their intros done

✏️ARP -OCs ask blog (Ask Rila & Pirin) ✏️Project "Harbringer" ask blog (The Balladeer) ✏️Project "Harbringer" ask blog (The Knave) ✏️Project "Harbringer" ask blog (The Damoiseau) ✏️Project "Harbringer" ask blog (The Marionet) ✏️Project "Harbringer" ask blog (The Fair Gentleman) 📳 Asmodeus NSFW lounge 📳 About me page (Direct/personal blog)

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🏷️Long(multi-chapter)fanfics:

🖋️____ Scenarios/ "Once upon in a branching timeline" A captive 'bear' -AFKJ- Unexpected union -AFKJ- Unwanted marriage -AFKJ- Cat & Mouse -AFKJ- (Coming soon..)

✨The (mis)adventures of 'Merlin' 🃏 The beginning (Coming soon...) Woodland escapades (Coming soon...) Blood and sands (Coming soon) Rolling waves (Coming soon) TBA...

🔖One-shot fanfics:

->Karaoke (After Unwanted Marriage epilogue, off-screen antics) -> Shanty duet -> Clown's reminiscing & Bear's sin (that outed half the guests') -> The Don's trial )> Mortal Kombat matchup - Pirin v.s Celestino & Aelius (Pirin lost )> Mortal Kombat matchup - 1v1 - 2v1 - 3v1 (Tie, Win, Loose.) )> Pirin and the squad - DnD & shennanigans Project 'Harbringer' I - The Damoiseau, Blind prophet Project 'Harbringer' II - The Missing Solitaire/Urban legend Project 'Harbringer' III - The Pawn of contracts Project 'Harbringer' IV - The Marionet, Death Project 'Harbringer' V - The Fair Son, Bloomed Eternalist

Unrelated/Misc. -> Esperia loot & lore bits (screenshot compilation) -> Esperia's fish! (Screenshot compilation) |= Part I =| -> Esperia's fish |= Part II =| -> Esperia's fish |= Part III =|

| The Cryptids' foolery antics (compilation of incorrect quotes)

->Paragon lore (meta premise)

-> Casts' singing voice head-cannons! By Finch!

🌒Self-aware AFK Journey 🌔 The wicked sun and the orderly moon Never-ending as the sea Plushies for the Spectators Pt 1 (Coming soon..) Smiling sun- Weeping sun ✨The (mis)adventures of 'Merlin' 🃏 Fall Harvest! -AFKJ- Esperia free hugs tour The mage, knight and captain (Sick-fic/comfort & fluff) Merlin's envy |> The End (Is the Beginning)

🖋️____ Scenarios/ "Once upon in a branching timeline" 🐉''What if X character got stolen by a dragon?'' Idea 'Harpy' & Hare -AFKJ- 'Prince' and the dragon Prince o' thieves & a dragon Kidnapped Knave 🧜''What if X character got taken by a siren?" Idea When the kraken is away, the smaller meaner fish come out to play

🍹''Curse or potion situation'' Idea || Got ships, most being M/M Potion mishap (Yandere scenario) | Optional bonus chapter! ✏️ Potion mishap - The horny sequel (NSFW) (Coming soon..) Berial strikes again! (Yandere scenario) (Coming soon) Madness spiral (Yandere scenario) (Coming soon) Hanging out goes south (NSFW) Night out goes wrong (NSFW) Nuptial night (NSFW - Missing part of "Unexpected union")

📰Long fics:

📑One-shots: ---------------------------------------------------- My reaction to seeing my works on Ao3 & here having kudos and bookmarks & I got followers on this blog:

Back to drawing & writing!

>:(