#incorrect afk

[seharuuchan]

Incorrect quote credit here

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Guys, noodle time! Mumbo: Noodle time? Scar: Noodle time! Scar, Grian, and Mumbo: NOODLE TIME! NOODLE TIME! NOODLE TIME! Xisuma, watching: What . . . ? Cub, shrugging: It's their noodle time.

[milf-food]

Lucius: [frantically waving the lesbian flag in Temesias face]

Temesia: you want to... go see the sunset?

[rachgreeverian]

Breakfast.

[bitchalotl]

Phraesto: I'm just an innocent hypogean bby, I've done nothing wrong in my life, pwease let me go :(

Merlin and co:

[orginllazyblog]

Gavus: What's wrong?

Eugene: Sit down and will explain it to you

Gavus: *sits down*

Liberta: This bench is freshly painted

[zzoupz]

they are siblings to me BTW

[incorrect-astoria-quotes]

MC: I don't think she did it

Medusa: Okay, MC, I trust your gut. Let's go free an innocent woman.

MC: Nice! All my dreams are coming true. You and me, getting a lady off together...

Medusa:

Medusa: You know how that sounds, right?

[megatraven]

I have a quick question so my post makes sense and you’re the one I know as the most knowledgeable AFK lore person:

Meg was Hercules first love right? In AFK I cannot remember if they were actually married or just lovers, and then he took her aura when Zeus gave him the task to collect as many auras as he could. He did take her aura right? Or am I remembering everything incorrect?

I need to know so my idea makes sense and I just want to check before I post and then look stupid when I get the AFK canon lore wrong lol.

And sorry this is literally so late, but I only just thought of it😭.

Yes okay so! Megara and Hercules were married, she says that they fell in love young and married early. She was pregnant with his child and they were going to start their family when complications with the pregnancy resulted in there being no child. That's when Meg says she started to lose him, having also said that Hercules' want to be a god was something he always struggled with, but that he was a good man when they were in love. He became unrecognizable to her. So when he received his tasks, when he had his chance to become a god, he took it along with her aura.

BUT! It's later revealed by MC that Hercules took Meg's aura before being given his tasks, and the tasks were given to him as a way to cover it up.

(If it's needed, the episodes I referenced were Hydra s1 ep7 and Hydra s1 ep 15. also if it's needed, meg's artifact is the ink quill, and her aura is the crow :3)

[halikyon]

Sat back down after going afk and my immediate thought was "Head Empty" but then I realized I was wildly incorrect with that assumption.

[hoodiehydra]

@lightgriffinsect @taterswithranch @shippin-my-sanses @arzyn @jinxic @thearomanticsnake @inkyantace7 @utter-tomfoolery @woody-dave

For some reason when I count in math I count in chinese- it’s too natural for me.

Literally when my classmates ask me like “hey hydra, can you help me calculate 50+73?” and I literally go “五十加七十三…… 应该是一百二十三。”

I swear it’s too weirdly natural I can’t stop

Never in my life has lip balm sounded so delicious my brain has to stop tempting me with ideas it’s too early for this 😭😭😭

Not really a reminder, but, hey. Listen to me. Take a deep breath in, hold it, and let it out. Then set a timer for 5-10 minutes and stop thinking. Don’t think. Focus on blanking out, or afk-ing from life. Trust me, this helps your concentration now that your mind isn’t as loud or noisy as it once was.

Incorrect quotes

Context: A and B dislike C, C is completely oblivious to that

A and B: *walking together*

C: Hey B!

A: Nope not today. *yanks B and runs*

To be fair, C just isn’t a good person.

[mysaldate]

Khazard’s backstory in a nutshell

Hypogean: Want eternal life and immense power?

Khazard: I don't know... I don't want to die but there is balance in nature that must be upheld. To corrupt the cycle would-

Hypogean: I'll give you a pet snake.

Khazard: DEAL!

[pechebeche]

antandra: i’ve only said ‘i love you’ to two people in my life.

antandra: satrana.

antandra: and some random temple initiate who i mistook for satrana because it was dark.

[plague-grip]

Fawkes: Rule one of being a bounty hunter: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.

Fawkes: Rule two of being a bounty hunter: never give out free information.

Fawkes: Rule three of being a vigilante: even though teamwork is important, if you're sure you can handle something alone, do it alone

Fawkes: Got that?

Mirael, writing ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss’ in her notes: Yeah, yeah, sure

[rachgreeverian]

some incorrect quotes doodles I did in 2023 and never posted anywhere

[bitchalotl]

Berial: Feeling silly! 😜

Dionel: Eleven light bearers are dead...