#incorrct naruto

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Fugaku: Shisui, stop saying "porno"

Shisui: I didn't say it, Mr Uchiha, Itachi did

Itachi: you are a bitch.

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Iruka: Naruto, we need to talk.

Kakashi: Yes, we need to.

Naruto: Why dads?!

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Dads?!

Sasuke *Puts arm around Naruto*: He finally did it. I’m proud of you babe.

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Babe?!

Saskuke and Naruto simultaneously: Fuck.

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Sorry for never posting here ;3

Ino : Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!  Ino : *sprays hairspray in their mouth*  Ino: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Store Worker: Would a Shizui please come to the front desk?

Shizui, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Itachi and Sasuke

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Itachi and Sasuke, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Shizui: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Itachi: Killed without hesitation.

Shizui: No.

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I’m going to take you out

Sasuke: great, it’s a date!

Naruto: I meant that as a threat.

Sasuke: See you at five!

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Sasuke: But – that’s just a trash can.

Naruto: It sure is!

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Incorrect Uchiha Quotes

*Squad having dinner together*

Shizui: Itachi, pass the salt

Itachi: *Throws Sasuke across the table*

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Incorrect Uchiha Quotes

Shizui: Sasuke, can I talk to you for a second

Sasuke: What’s up, let me guess you and Itachi are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss

Shizui: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read the books

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Sasuke: You love me, right, Naruto?

Naruto: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Itachi: Three words.

Shizui:

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Itachi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Shizui: No! Four to five seconds!

Itachi: Too late!!!

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: Top 30 reasons why Shizui is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Itachi: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Sasuke: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Naruto: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: I can explain.

Itachi: Can you?

Shizui: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: Okay, truth or dare?

Itachi: Truth

Shizui: How many hours have you slept this week?

Itachi:

Itachi: ...Dare

Shizui: Go to bed.

Itachi: I don’t like this game.