#incoming calls

[hell-help-hotline]

Hello Hell! We're looking to expand locations, is Hell available to let us in? The good food of In-N-Out should be enjoyed by all! Of course, you can modify the ingredients to better match Hell's... stuff.

[ @in-n-out-burger-official ]

Sorry, I'm just a help line, I'm gonna have to forward your call to @devil-official

[nighttime-radio]

The radio hasn't shifted in so long, I'm starting to think I've forgotten which was my favorite channel.

Does that ever happen to you? Do you ever forget something dear to you without noticing?

Ah! Hello Caller! I apologize for not airing my channel in so long. There have been a few….issues… on my end of the radio that I needed to work on. One of which was my station having a small crash while in the void, so not only have I been trying to figure out what caused the crash, I’ve also had to reorganize my notes and records for the radio after the crash knocked everything off the shelves… breaking some of it…

as for the forgetfulness question, yes… in fact that’s part of the problem… but even outside that little incident it’s still a yes. Sometimes I feel like there are blanks in my memory, as if my story outside working on this radio was erasing itself… as if I was forgetting myself…… I theorize that this strange, selective amnesia has something to do with how I got here. In this odd, forgotten radio station drifting somewhere in the cosmos... I’ve been trying to record these things in a journal, but the pages were lost in the crash and I can’t seem to find them anywhere. And without them I can’t continue my more… personal research… or figure out why recently I’ve been constantly getting knocks on my door, or why there are crystals growing on the porch whenever it leaves… crystals I’ve noticed that match the ones I’ve strangely found growing on one of the chairs in the station… I would open the door to find out who, or what, is knocking. But whenever it happens, something in my head tells me not to open the door… and the warnings only get louder the closer I am to the door or windows… the crystals I’ve found growing around the station remind me of the ones Dullacha make… but I can’t figure out how or why a Dullacha would have arrived at the station door…

but I’m getting off topic. Yes, I tend to forget things often, even if they are dear to me… as always, thank you for your questions dear caller. I’ll try to figure things out and get back to more regularly scheduled stories, but for now… I wish you a good night from beyond the stars, and I hope you have wonderful dreams.

thanks for tuning in…

[dearestgentlereaders]

trust fund baby colin bridgerton becoming the trophy husband of self-made ceo millionaire penelope featherington and then also getting her pregnant with a boy who becomes the heir to an entire estate and title, like damn he really is the nepo baby final boss.

[wombywoo]

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[natjennie]

just got emotional imagining all the tiny ways the bad kids love each other. all of them have worn gorgug's hoodie at one point. it's basically threadbare but they trade off casting mending. kristen has tried to use fig's skateboard in the parking lot after school and ate complete shit on the concrete. they all chanted for riz to try it too and he did a bunch of sick ass tricks he didn't know he could do. they all have drawers in random rooms of seacaster manor for their stuff despite never formally agreeing on it. they sit out under the thistlespring tree on weekends and project tv shows and youtube videos onto the side of the hangvan. riz brings a stupid tea-cortado for kristen in the mornings for their campaign meetings without being asked. fabian's pool is open to them no questions asked, just shoot a crystal message so he can unlock the gate (unless it's riz, he likes to scurry over it or pick the lock, for enrichment). without speaking adaine grabs some hot sauce packets from her jacket the minute fig sits down at their lunch table. yknow what I mean.

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

[rotzaprachim]

imho the left had just as much issue with philosemitism as Christian Zionists but in different ways and it’s become super obvious with the open season on the Jews. Like there’s been years of posts treating Judaism like the ultimate liberal self-help book rather than its own complex and varied set of traditions and cultures with their own cultural inter community complexities and problems (right wing tziyonut, the political actions of medinas yisrael, and colorism among others) as the oppositional Good Religion that was everything Christianity was not. Like people kept holding up Judaism as the Good Ones when it came to abortion, birth control, lgbt rights, trans rights, and so forth and it’s true many Jews (though not all) do hold progressive opinions on those topics including those who consider themselves religious but treating a whole group as either a moral positive or negative is so strange especially once after some Jews in a specific part of the world started doing something really bad, people everywhere have decided that Jews as a whole and Judaism as a whole are morally corrupt and impure and at the heart of the worlds problems

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Do you want to watch a movie?

Soap: Yes-

Ghost: No Fast ‘n Furious movies!

Soap, insulted: WHY NOT??

Ghost: Not ONCE did any of those fucks stop for fuel! NOT ONCE

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

WIP (｡・//ε//・｡)

I love drama

[animeglitch]

[hell-help-hotline]

oh this is cool - @god-offical

Thanks Big G! Glad to see I have fans in high places.

[nighttime-radio]

Are you afraid of the dark?

Oh not at all! Quite the opposite in fact! I find the dark very comforting. People are scared of the dark because they do not know what is laying in wait, they cannot see the things hidden in shadow… but I am more scared of the things in the light (in a sense)... It makes you that much more visible, and thus, all the more vulnerable… the constant feeling of being watched, and the anxiety of something looking over your shoulder… things in the dark lurk quietly, but things in the light are far too loud… they barge in and make demands… any unknown slight, they reason, is justification enough to take, take, take… until you are left with nothing but your own thoughts… or the more mundane things… work being piled onto you until you are crushed under the stress of everyday life… the comings and goings that leave you exhausted and overwhelmed…

but then darkness falls… like a blanket of security, wrapping you up and hiding you away from the world… as the world sleeps, the only thing left is you…worries slipping away in the calm quiet… no more footsteps to warn of an oncoming dread… no more paranoia for things you might not have done, or mistakes you might have made… no intense gut feeling that something is wrong, that something bad is about to happen… when darkness falls, what’s done is done. there’s no point in worrying when there’s nothing that can be done. I’m sure this experience is far from universal, but I find that all the tension of the day gets released as I hide behind curtains and bury myself under a pile of blankets and pillows… and then, once midnight strikes on the grandfather clock, I get to spin tales out of the whispers… before finally drifting away from the sounds… …I do not know why I fear beings running around in the light… as I do not recall anyone barging into my station without welcome… no mortal creature could possibly walk through my doors in the first place… especially not with the authority that could take, or demand anything of me in my studio. There are no intruders here, only guests… so where did this fear originate from?… I think it must be remnants of an old life… I do not remember the faces… only the feelings… …ah! I’ve been thinking aloud haven’t I? In my defense, it wouldn’t be much of a show if my answer was as short as it would have been had we spoken face to face; but nonetheless, I had almost forgotten that I was live! Silly me! always getting lost in thought! I suppose all those years alone has taken its toll! -laughs- thank you for your question dear caller, and as always… thanks for tuning in…

[minotaurfemme]

Help a trans woman eat!

hi once again sorry to beg for money so soon but i was able to partially pay rent, which has left me with nothing for food, toiletries, and other essentials. I'm running low on basically everything (i got rice, one can of beans, one can of spam, and some oil) and once again need help.

any amount helps, im more grateful for the help i get than i will ever be capable of showing.

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[wombywoo]

another patreon teaser 🙆‍♀️ more kilt content! subscribe if you must~

[mara-xx]

Oscar Piastri had a “disappointing” race last weekend, went silent on social media, got a haircut and turned up to media day ready to serve cunt. I fear he’s locked in for this weekend.