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[thinkviolets]

Well, what if they say trauma response? Gusto ko malaman take mo. I had a friend back in high school who was flirting with a professor, she was the one initiating the conversation and all, proud pa sha kamo na pinapakita yung mga convos samin. Pero nagka snitch nung nagkasumbungan na she played being the victim and blamed the professor. 16 siya and nasa tamang pag-iisip na eh. We all know who started, she even put a condom on our teachers bagpack.

Dinipensa niya it was all trauma, I actually believed not until she jumped on another na naman na seminarista naman na ang gap ks 6 years and she was 17. I ended things with her na, kapag sasabihan siya imamanipulate pa ako na trauma raw niya and I am victim blaming. Tangina choice mo na un.

I don't get the trauma response. Nag search ako before answering this one ah but her saying na it was trauma response wasn't really viable to be a reason na magflirt sya ng older sa kanya. I mean yeah, I do get the appeal of older sayo. Heck, I even have innocent crushes on my teachers way back elementary but the only thing I do is do better in their classes so I can get their approval and that's it. No crossing the line thing even when I reached university and still have silly crushes sa profs (I also can't make myself think about them suggestively if u get what I mean, parang friend crush ganon lang na type of crush). Her saying na it was a trauma response was her way of saving face and to throw the teacher under the bus. Hence, this is why I think real victims being 'victim blamed'. I am in no way an expert in psychology and this is truly based on what I saw and experienced in the real world. The fact na inulit nya pa was in no way a trauma response, correct me if I am wrong but the truth is may issue talaga sya especially if sya pa nag initiate. May fault rin naman ang professor kasi nasa code of ethics yan nila. During our SHS (ages 15-18) may professor kami na halata mo talagang groomer and I would always give him the stink eye kasi we are all aware of his 'favoritism' and the girls are innocent in this ah, not in anyway interacting with him suggestively. Fast forward like last year, we are all like 21 na, that professor DM our classmate then sent us the SS saying 'anlaki na nang pinagbago mo *name*' and all of us were disgusted and she never interacted na despite her legal age na. The audacity diba? So I think there's a great difference between having trauma and having issues.

So yeah that's my take. Haha I do hope u get it. Lol.

[galaxywarp]

Tech characters written by Not Tech people will always be hilarious to me

>hacks the FBI

>logs into the dark web with a google chrome incognito tab

[vacant2007]

[so-very-small]

me at age ten with unrestricted internet access googling “can tinkerbell and captain hook be in love” in incognito mode on my browser cause i didn’t know what g/t was but i sure did know i liked whatever the fuck was going on between those two:

[wazzappp]

dandandan au but it's robbie and lisa

Do you have any idea what you've done. I have literally been thinking about this for a week now and you've given me an excuse to talk about it. I am in your walls now you cant get rid of me you did this to yourself.

ANYWAY. LETS GET STARTED.

Lisa is fairly easy to just slot in as Momo tbh. She's popular, stylish and actively looking for a boyfriend that fits a very specific criteria. Also idk WHY but it is INCREDIBLY easy for me to see her being raised by Sekio. She doesn't really have a canon family and I think the most important part of her family life is that she grows up fairly well taken care of and loved, which Sekio does! You know. In her own way.

Sekio raising her also makes it very plausible for her to be the kind of girl who carries a brick in her purse and roundhouse kicks scumbags trying to pressure her into sex in the throat. Just maybe a little nicer than Momo is sometimes lol. Being raised by Sekio also means she keeps the attribute of being well educated about ghosts.

I can see her adapting to her psychokinesis pretty quickly, just like Momo does. I do like her emotions influencing her powers just a little more than they seem to effect Momo in canon. Just because I'm such a sucker for her keeping that mask of a smile on her face while unintentionally making cracks in the wall with her powers.

Lisa is also... mildly jealous I think. We can see that in the comic where Robbie and Ms.Marvel have a crossover hangout. She is VISIBLY relieved when they decide they're 'Crossover Besties for Life' so her being a little possessive of Robbie when Aira comes into the picture also stays making sense (smacking the pink bitch on the head with a pan for daring to make fun of her man my beloved).

I cant talk about Robbie and Gabe without first talking about Eli, unfortunately. Eli sucks ass in every universe so yeah he's still working for the Russian mob. Bad news though, he's been getting too much attention for killing the wrong people. He's been visiting Alejandro and Julianna Reyes (who is very pregnant with Robbie) frequently enough that his enemies are aware of them, which means they're actively in danger. So Ivanov uses this as an excuse to send Eli to Japan so he can oversee some drug deals they've been doing with the Yakuza. He has to give his businessmen some scary dog privileges and all that yk. His caution does not last very long at all and he starts making a habit of taking his victims to an old abandoned tunnel on the edge of town for killing and disposal.

He manages to last a whole 5 years in Japan but it's not really voluntary. Ivanov has realized he has a great way to pawn off this liability and he's milking it to the extreme. Eventually the Yakuza decide 'This guy is actually so fucking shitty its worth it to kill him and potentially jeopardize our relationship with the Russians'. So they kill him, and his family, which leaves Robbie and a very small Gabe in Japan.

Because of all the people he killed in that tunnel, Eli's spirit goes to rest there. Rumors had spread of a Mexican guy, high as balls on coke, killing people in there so he earns the name 'Turbo Tío'. Cause 'Turbo Granny' is a INSANE name and I could not resist the dangling chain of alliteration I mean it's RIGHT THERE.

Robbie and Gabe's story stays mostly the same. Robbie is still working on cars but I think it would be reasonable for him to start looking at apprentice work on Trains once he's out of high school. Eli still had his tantrum and threw Julianna down the stairs while pregnant with Gabe, so he's still working to provide for his brother.

Robbie as Okarun changes a few things but surprisingly not as many as I would expect. Okarun is awkward, insecure, lonely and bullied. It's why he attaches to Momo so quickly. Robbie is ALSO awkward and lonely but he's got a lethal murderface and a 'dont fuck with me' attitude so he doesn't have the same problems with bullies. He DOES have the same problems with friendlessness though.

Gabe. The most specialest boy ever. He is an entirely NEW part of the equation and as a result I'm giving him Specialest Boy powers. Gabe is very spiritually sensitive. He can see things most people cant. He pretty quickly learned to Not Talk About It very much and expresses what he sees by drawing. Robbie just thinks he's very imaginative, and he is but this isn't because of that.

Because of this, Gabe has an interest in aliens and supernatural phenomena (the cryptid 'Ninja Wolf' is an obvious favorite). Robbie likes to check any books out in the library that he might like.

This changes things for Robbie once he's cursed because now he has MULTIPLE reasons for wanting to get rid of it.

The obvious. He would appreciate having his balls back, thank you very much (unsubstantiated, based off my research, but rumors spread that because he was with the Russian mob he castrated people in the tunnel so like it or not its part of his lore now.)

Having this curse is putting a target on his back and therefore putting Gabe in danger.

He REALLY does not have time to be fighting all these ghosts and aliens while holding down a job and going to school.

Please for the love of god he wants to incinerate that little cat Eli is being stored in.

BUT theres also a bit of a conundrum there. Lisa can defend herself 100% but with all the shit getting thrown at them its really helpful to have Robbie around (he would. very much prefer for her to not get hurt). And the really big problem: being spiritually sensitive could put Gabe in danger in the future, and if Robbie cant defend him whats the point of all this anyway?

SO. Considering all of this, Lisa and Robbies first meeting and subsequent dare goes a little different. Heres what I'm thinking.

Lisa is super in her head while walking down the hallway because she broke up with her shithead boyfriend. Robbie doesn't see her because there was a new shipment of books to the library and he's carrying as many as he can that he thinks Gabe will like. Naturally they run into each other.

Lisa is pissed at first, saying he 'needs to watch where he's going'. But feels bad mid stomp off and turns around to help. Comments on the subject material. Something like,

'Aliens, huh? I've seen you around school I didn't take you for the type to be into that. At least you've got a little stuff about ghosts here too, thats more reasonable.'

Robbie takes offense on his brothers behalf, 'What the hell makes ghosts more reasonable than aliens?'

Their fight escalates, Lisa makes him a deal. He goes to the most haunted place she can find, she goes to a place with lots of reports of alien activity. First person to back out owes the other 50 bucks (which is like. 7487 yen. Damn). For Robbie thats an entire meal and he's confident he wont fail. Lisa just thinks he's sorta cute and she likes proving people wrong.

I'm willing to bet you can guess what happens from there.

Also, because it's me, they get some fun physical side effects to their curses. Robbie has a portion of his hair that stays white after his transformation. He tries to dye it at first to stay under the radar but eventually its just to annoying to keep up with. I think he should keep black fingernails too. As a treat.

I!! WANT!! SIDE EFFECTS!! FOR TELEKENESIS!! So fuck it I'm giving Lisa funky green face marks she covers with makeup. They can be funky together.

Alright thank you for coming to my ted talk bye

[camgoloud]

award for most devil’s sacrament moment of the year goes without a doubt to this morning when my coworker (delivering presentation) (screen projected onto wall in front of me and god and everyone) opened a new tab in google chrome and in the number one spot among the collection of icons for frequently visited websites was. the ao3 logo

[topnotchquark]

In the spirit of this quaint men-on-motorcycles-enthusiast blog I went to watch The Bikeriders and had my heart quietly broken by a slow but softly luminous movie. Something about men's expansive lives and how movement is ultimately the seed from which all freedom grows. When you see Tom Hardy's Johnny slowly strain and crack under the realization that something he created out of simpler desires is now turning into a hydra headed problem he can't seem to solve, you understand something about existing in a world where your need for belonging is a vulnerability that eventually gets you.

When he asks Austin Butler's Benny about taking over the gang from him he's submitting himself to someone he trusts. Their faces slowly coming together, closer and closer, in the dark with just the incandescent glow of the streetlamps on the edge of their faces, like burning paper. How Benny is too stubborn to understand that its not a favor being asked of him, but a declaration of something deeper from Johnny. What a beautiful narrative choice it was to have a woman recollect this entire story of this rag-tag group of men, who herself was affected by the atmosphere she found herself unable to get out of. I love that it works like a non-judgemental narration of how quickly boyhood bluster breaks down when real life circumstances get rough. How difficult it was for Johnny to keep the community together because he didn't expect it to be anything more than a quaint cosplay when he started it to escape boredom. At the end where Benny finally gets the news of Johnny's murder, something done to usurp his frayed authority, and he returns to Chicago and breaks down on Kathy's stoop, I found myself crying alongside him.

The movie was clearly a labour of love from someone who had deep fascination with the lives of these men and with motorcycles. Wild that a two wheeled liquid fuel powered machine has been the site of so many meditations on masculinity and rebellion and anger and power and authority. I don't know if I want to revisit it but I am glad I got to watch it in the time period of my life that my deep fascination with bikes and men's lives makes it so much more valuable to me.

[moe-broey]

Oh fuck CYL is happening

Hi Bruno. I WILL be getting to you.

But for now first vote goes to

Sharena my friend Sharena......

[falseren]

ren and false convo on stream today: 👊🎙️🗣️🎍🏹🤠🪦👒🎁🧱👠👑🤡🧈🧀🌕🇿🇦🦐🧄🧈🐌😪🇫🇷🤝☠️🐌🩴🇲🇺🐌🌊🤲🐌👅👀🐌💌👊

me watching them: ….? ….??

[fyodior]

i just know flora’s twitter bookmarks go crazy

my twitter bookmarks will go to my grave with me

[thinkviolets]

Omg, that's why I would never ever date people in this app. I read fictions, yes, but seeing and looking for someone here in this app? Tangina girl, hindi mo alam kung ano makukuha mo. It's pathetic. Go outside, touch some grass. MEET REAL PEOPLE! Wala kayong mahahanap dito, it's either bot or a predator. Naghahanap kayo ng pagmamahal sa maling lugar, sa totoo lang mas okay pang mag-bumble kasi makikita mo pa mga tao doon.

Please, beware. Don't look for love out here, it's too dangerous for all of you my loves. Stay safe and have fun reading.

True sa bot or predator. This is social media at the end of the day. After all not everything is a 'SUCCESS STORY' when you want to find someone. Di lahat matino ika nga. Not everything has to end up in a romantic relationship naman, you can build friendship here but if 'real love' hinahanap mo always for every interaction nako wag na lang ateco. They should just touch grass and breathe fresh air. Maghunos dili sa delusions.

Idk but maybe it's the rose colored glasses and the appeal of finding that 'kind of love' here that some are forgetting caution.

[eebie]

ill draw whats on my heart right here right fuccking now

[takeiteasyonmeimstilllearning]

Let us have a moment of silence...

for the 23 tabs I had open in incognito before Google decided to shut it down and make me lose my place in the ao3 search engine

Rip

[yurideification]

I've been here for like. 4 years now. And I genuinely think this is the first time I've noticed that I've apparently been blocked by some rando I've never interacted with. But like. I can only assume it's happened more than once?

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

2B and 21O: please for the love of god stop asking questions about the YoRHa betrayers, every time you do that you mysteriously disappear

9S: so what did they do that made them get in trouble and be executed by us, like I’m super curious I promise I won’t post it on my tumblr

[gingerbreadmonsters]

staring blankly at my ao3 bc what in each and every fuck is going on