#including honk mimimimimi

[goblin-phannie]

your honor (mr boss) i should be at the club (cozy and so warm in bed)

[mvshortcut]

i need to know whether you think each member of the society goes snork mi snork mi or snork mimimimimi snork mimimimi. this is very important to my current situation

Anon I've sat on this question for a while to reflect, as I believe it is a very weighty issue that has great relevance to our world today.

Here are my opinions as of now but I welcome discussion/friendly debate and am open to changing my mind:

Nicholas Benedict: "snork mimimimimimi ... snork mimimimimi..." etc

Milligan Wetherall: dead silence interrupted intermittently by the loudest and most frightening Dad SnoreTM you've ever heard in your life.

Number Two: doesn't get a ton of sleep, but when she does, she sleeps rigid, flat on her back with arms glued straight to her sides. usually silent, but if she snores, it's "snork mi snork mi" but in a very aggressive manner. Sounds like a wild boar preparing to charge.

Rhonda Kazembe: very soft "zzzzzzzz." curls up like a cat with her hands folded under her cheek. honestly kind of cute

Miss Perumal: "Honk shoe honk shoe" but somehow makes it sounds peaceful

Kate Wetherall: "HONK SHOE HONK SHOE" (loud. not peaceful.)

Reynie Muldoon: just. the most average, normal sounding snore you've ever heard. basically, "yup, that's a snore."

Sticky Washington: usually pretty silent, but also I think it would be funny if for some reason he snores loudly whenever Constance is sleeping in the same room. She would be so mad about it and may attempt to smother him with a pillow.

Constance Contraire: deceptively cute snore. alternates between "zzzzzz" and "snork mi snork mi." Sleeps with her eyes wide open.

Martina Crowe: is she snoring or screaming at a tetherball match in her dreams? experts are unsure.

Jackson and Jilson: Jillson says "snork," Jackson responds with "mi."

SQ Pedalian: generally pretty quiet, just a soft "zzzzz" that you can only hear if you get close.

LD Curtain: okay, I'm honestly stuck on this one. I do think it would be funny for Curtain to be sprawled in his evil silk sheets in his evil silk nightgown with his evil silk sleep mask and his evil 14 silk pillows going "snork mimimimimimimi" after a long day of trying to take over the world, brainsweeping children, and terrorizing employees. On the other hand, I just have this image of SQ coming into Curtain's room one night like "dad I frew up" and he's just hit with the loudest and most frightening/undignified "SNOUGHHHUHGUHHUGHHHHH" noise ever. SQ finally wakes Curtain up after 10 minutes of violent shaking and he's just [dignified sniff] "oh. hm. what do you want." Next morning at breakfast is unbearably awkward. Neither of them ever mentions it again.

Jeffers: "snork mimimimimimi." sleeps with his beloved childhood teddy bear. (same, Jeffers. same.)

Dr. Garrison: literally somehow just says the words "Snork. Mi. Snork. Mi." in a flat tone in her sleep

+ Bonus: I know he's a book character and I answered for the show versions, but I absolutely have to include:

Moocho Brazos: the physical embodiment of "snork mimimimimimimi ... snork mimimimimi..." Wears a striped nightgown with a flowery sleeping cap with a tassel. Probably carries a candle around if he needs to wake up in the middle of the night. Fluffy bunny slippers. Definitely drinks chamomile tea every night. Canonically goes to bed at like 7/8 PM.

[goldenrose-mlp]

1. what type of dirt would your kintype eat? rocky with pine needles... im sophisticated...

2. warm or cold ocean water? warm i hate the cold i hate it everyone point and laugh at the snow leopard therian who hates the cold hahahahaha

3. describe a pie made from three ingredients your kintype would eat, crust included, go: ITS JUST GOATS RAMS AND RABBITS CAN YOU EVEN PUT MEAT IN A PIE??? idk i have a cute pic of a snep eating a dandelion but ew... id rather just knaw on the pie tin mmmmm...

4. if your kintype suddenly opened their eyes, what would they be looking at? sno... tree... mountin..

5. do you like sticks? yes i fucking love sticks but i hate being sticky!!!!!! THIS ISNT A PUN I DONT LIKE THE TEXTURE OF TREE SAP ON MY PAWS

5. 5 again. do you like leaves? ye.s.

7. does your kintype migrate? no

8. sleepy or awakey? im so fucking awake right now dude you dont even know today is an awesome day im so excited that it might be bad for my health but 99% of my days im sleepy as hell yawn honk shoo honk shoo snooork mimimimimi

9. are you smaller or larger than a breadbox? ...how big is the box? technically, any box you put bread in is a bread box. imagine a snep shoved in a bread box. i will draw this. bigger.

10. describe the vegetation around your kintype's feet: snow, rocks/stones, grass, imagine a minecraft spruce tree biome yeah that idk

11. what's the most specific or unusual shift (if you experience them) you've experienced? i havn’t had many shifts but the weirdest one yet was i was texting my boyfriend and doing therian activities and i had to concentrate so hard to not forget how to type or what a phone is

12. what website is your kintype most like? myspace because its highly endangered

13. hey, how's it going? hi awesome thanks

14. if given a cellphone, what would your kintype do with it? im a fucking wild cat what do u want me to do log into twitter? id just look at it and probably eat you or knaw the phone.. mm knaw knaw knaw chew chew crunch bite... plastick.. metal...

15. how do you make your room/home/surroundings more suited to your kintype? i built a den recently ill show pics of it soon but i like having lots of grey items and a messy space clean rooms make me nervous

16. tell me about your favorite kind of fabric…like, just in general, unrelated to your kintype(s)? i like fluffy blankets and sheer smooth slightly opaque stuff

17. are you bitey? YES A LOT!!!!!!!!! BITE!!!!!!!

18. how does your kintype feel about chia seeds: what?

19. can your kintype knit? if not, could your kintype knit if given instructions: no i dont have thumbs.............. or intellegence.... just a kity cat, man

20. describe your kintype's skin texture in great detail: flufy

21. glossy or matte? depends on the object, but in general glossy shiney oooh

22. wildcard, I'm getting tired of writing these: meow!

23. you hear a scratching noise around the corner, what does your kintype do? sit still and stalk for hours and then take aa nap

24. what's your kintype's most acute sense? acute means bad, right? i guess umm, not falling down 500 ft mountains, theyre pretty bad at that

25. alone in a forest with no provisions, how long does your kintype survive? no food or anything??? idk, i think a little less than a week, i aint eating a god dam tree

26. describe your kintype as a canned vegetable: what thefuck

27. it's getting dark out, does your kintype sleep, wake up, or PANIC: probably staring at an ibex or something

28. how many fingers do you have and why: d...do you want some? i dont need ten but i do need money. hmu

29. what's a really nice smell: purple

30. has 30 days of this unhinged you further? no i did them all at once because im lazy and impatient thanks u!

unhinged 30 days of otherkin challenge

Saw someone mention doing this ages ago and I wrote up my own for fun, but then forgot about it. So, here, uhhhh have this

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rules:

- go feral

- if you're polykin, pick whatever kintype is most pertinent for each question, or the kintype you'd like to answer for

- anyone is welcome to do this, despite this being labeled for otherkin

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1. what type of dirt would your kintype eat?

2. warm or cold ocean water

3. describe a pie made from three ingredients your kintype would eat, crust included, go

4. if your kintype suddenly opened their eyes, what would they be looking at?

5. do you like sticks

5. 5 again. do you like leaves

7. does your kintype migrate

8. sleepy or awakey

9. are you smaller or larger than a breadbox

10. describe the vegetation around your kintype's feet

11. what's the most specific or unusual shift (if you experience them) you've experienced

12. what website is your kintype most like

13. hey, how's it going

14. if given a cellphone, what would your kintype do with it

15. how do you make your room/home/surroundings more suited to your kintype

16. tell me about your favorite kind of fabric…like, just in general, unrelated to your kintype(s)

17. are you bitey

18. how does your kintype feel about chia seeds

19. can your kintype knit? if not, could your kintype knit if given instructions

20. describe your kintype's skin texture in great detail

21. glossy or matte

22. wildcard, I'm getting tired of writing these

23. you hear a scratching noise around the corner, what does your kintype do

24. what's your kintype's most acute sense

25. alone in a forest with no provisions, how long does your kintype survive

26. describe your kintype as a canned vegetable

27. it's getting dark out, does your kintype sleep, wake up, or PANIC

28. how many fingers do you have and why

29. what's a really nice smell

30. has 30 days of this unhinged you further?