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Late Lunch
lmao this Technically isn't finished but I gave up at the end so! ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ (loosely based it off tht one pic of Ori that I'll put below the cut ā”)
Word Count: 3184
The employee lounges in Aster's castle were just as decorated as the rest of the palace, with the spaces for the highest ranking officials being the most lavish. Massive windows overlook the well-manicured courtyard garden, bathing the room in soft, golden light. Rich tapestries line the walls, adorned with intricate designs and vibrant colors. The centerpiece of the room is a massive oak coffee table, surrounded by plush sofas and armchairs, perfect for weary officials after a hard day's work. This particular break room was reserved for the (mostly) admirable young captains of the West Wing, but two far less admirable freeloaders had found themselves lounging there instead.
Orion was sprawled out on one of the plush couches, his ruby eyes half-lidded as he watched his fellow nuisance Homare make his ninth or tenth dizzying lap around the room. The silent demon seemed to be in a daze, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his black jeans and his head tilted up at the ceiling. As nice as it was to not have the younger menace causing a fuss, his atypical dawdling was starting to bother Ori.
āDude, what're you on? You're looking like a fuckinā zombie.ā Orion snickers aloud, finally pulling Homare from his listless trance. He stops in his tracks and pulls his right hand from his pocket, cupping it to make a simple gesture down his chest: he was hungry.
The ever smug rockstar just waves towards the door, earning a blank stare from his restless friend. "Uh, you know the biggest food court in the kingdom is right out there," he snorts, jerking a thumb over his shoulder. "And it's all you can eat, unless you're expecting me to pay for ya'!ā
Internally, Homare's thoughts were racing. āThis dumbass knows that's not what I mean, right? Or maybe I never told him... no he HAS to know already, it's obvious-ā His face scrunches up in frustration as he tries to think of a way to convey his intentions.
"...Well, if money's really that tight, I don't mind covering this time, eheh..." Orion's playful smirk grew more tense as he switched his tone. While Homare was lost in thought, his piercing emerald stare was practically boring through Orion's head. Homare snapped from his trance again, shaking his head and slouching over in exaggerated defeat.
"I-N-C-U-B-U-S," his fingers spelled out, his antsy gaze now aimed at the floor to avoid eye contact. He idly rocks on his heels, almost as if he were embarrassed by his predicament. "I need to feed." He signs feebly, and Ori could hear a quiet, unintelligible grumble from under the man's cloth mask.
"Oooh wait, I get it!" Homare rolls his eyes as the lightbulb goes off above Orion's head.
"Shit, I got a roommate just like you. We help him out all the time- his dumbass always forgets to feed when we're out touring-" The star rambles on, tugging at the collar of his jacket and brushing his hair back to reveal a few telling hickeys around his neck and shoulders.
Homare's pale face goes beet red and he straightens up fast. Why did those marks look soā¦ fresh? Before he could let his mind get carried away for a third time, the exasperated demon tried clear the air as fast as possible. āNot that way!" Now both of hands were out, and more irritable murmurs accompanied his dramatic signing.
Orion tilted his head and stood up from the couch, strolling right over to the blushing man. "Riiiiight... So how do you do it then?" With his hands on his hips, the taller demon's casually flirty look only twisted Homare's thoughts even more.
Homare blinks up at him, appearing starstruck for a moment before his lips curl into a faint smile under his mask. The oddball doesn't give a clear response yet. He quietly snickers to himself, only leaving Orion more curious than before.
"C'mon, spit it out~" Orion lets out a playful whine, nudging the incubus with his elbow. "You're killin' me here, dude!" Much to his annoyance, Homare just crosses his arms and gives a nonchalant shrug, playing more coy than usual.
"Hah, don't lie to me, you bra-HAHT!!" All at once, every last drop of smugness vanished Orion's voice once he felt something soft brush against the shell of his ear. He frantically scans the room, not noticing a faint purple glow from Homare's hands. Two glittering, enchanted purple feathers soon revealed themselves from behind Ori's wild mane before fluttering over his pointed ears.
"B-Broho, the fuck are you doing?!" The startled man sputters, snatching one of the plumes out of the air while clumsily stumbling back to dodge the other. "That... Doesn't work on me!ā
"Not ticklish?" Orion didn't expect to shiver just from seeing the word signed out, and that hungry, almost predatory look on Homare's face wasn't doing him any favors either. Nevertheless, he tried to keep cool, hoping he could shake the troublemaker off before he learned too much.
"Neh-Nuh uh, it just, uh... It felt weird!" Foolishly, Orion thought he could laugh it off for the time being, until a gentle push to his chest pressed him back against the wall. That little weirdo really had him corneredā¦ But that aura of yearning in his often unreadable eyes made the rockstar's heart pound in his chest.
"We'll do it your way, then." Homare briefly leaned back just to let Orion see him signing. He then slowly tugged at the other's jacket, but he barely had a chance to feel it before Ori eagerly ripped it off himself. His own hands wrapped around Homare's hips and yanked him closer, erasing the gap between the two.
"Aww! Look at you, tryna be all dominant-" Ori chuckles, his goofy, boyish charm still slipping through his seductive front. Homare only hummed and tilted his head, too close to sign a response. Instead, he did the next best thing.
Slender gloved hands trailed down Ori's arms, only stopping to graze the bare skin of his waist. Even through his hunger, Homare was still one step ahead of his target, distracting him with the unfamiliar, yet extremely welcomed advances all while he worked his other magic more subtly.
Ori's racing heart nearly leapt from his body when his wrists were grasped tight, and it didn't take long for him to spot the familiar purple magic forcing his arms up behind his head. Before he could protest, the taller punk's toned waist was stretched taut, leaving him vulnerable in front of the famished incubus. He knew he was seeing traces of a grin under that dark mask nowā¦
āH-Hold on!" Ori's eyes widened when Homare turned away from him. He ignored the manās preemptive begging, summoning a small portal to sift through his storage. "I was just jokin', babes! Doesn't matter who tops, I'm not that pick- what the fuck are those-"
When he spun back around, Homare was holding several wooden sticks in one hand, and he waved the portal shut with the other. The tools almost looked like ear picks, but the size and sturdiness of the plumes at the end let him know they weren't meant for an average grooming.
Homare didn't grace him with a spoken or signed answer, deciding to give him a more hands on introduction instead. Holding the other four tools in one hand, he traced the feathery tip of the last one over Orion's bare stomach. If the punk wasn't actually ticklish like he claimed to be, he might've noticed Homare was just signing his own name. Instead, his eyes were squeezed shut, fangs clamping down on his lip to hold his giggles in.
"Shihit-!" Ori pressed against the wall, trying not to squirm too much that would give away his ticklishness after all. The round plumes looked pillowy soft, but held just enough firmness to make him jolt and whimper with every stroke.
Homare, being a jerk as usual, stealthily conjured up a small magic hand by his captive's side: those purple fingers then briefly drilled near Ori's back where it met the wall. The punk nearly screamed in surprise and arched his back, giving Homare the opportunity to press the fluffy tool right into his navel and give it a spin.
"GAHAH-?! Oh fffuhuhck you!" It all happened so fast; Orion couldn't stop the quick bark of laughter that forced its way out. He tried to glare at the bratty incubus, but that stupidly cute, cocky look in his eye made Ori give up instantly- or maybe it was that twirling tool in his navel. "D-Don't look at me like thaHAHAT!!"
As if he hadn't had enough surprises, he felt another plume dancing along his skin. The spare magic hand kept the other three tools nearby, while Homare dragged two of them over Ori's waistline. More strained snickers slipped from the punk's lips, just feeding into Homare's urges even more.
How did these stupid things tickle so bad? Even Homare was surprised by how effective they were. His regular victims usually required a lot more effort to crack, but Orion, as tough as he pretended to be, seemed to crumble at the softest touches. With a longing sigh, Homare slowly started to drag the plumes upwards, drawing more panicked prattling from the bound man.
"Nnonohoho don't you fucking dahahare- Ahaha wahahAIIT!!" The incubus paused surprisigly enough, holding the tools right below Orion's underarms.
He'd noticed Ori reaching a new level of struggling once he got a liiiitle too close to his armpits- definitely a weak spot. As much as he would've loved to keep slowly teasing the punk over and over, gradually breaking him down with those soft, calculated strokesā¦ He'd have to save that for a day when he didn't feel like he was withering away from hunger.
Orion felt a wave of relief wash over him when Homare stepped back, tossing the two sticks in the air, but that feeling was painfully short-lived. The hand holding the remaining tools split into three separate wisps of magic at the dull snap of Homare's fingers, and two similar wisps caught the others that he tossed. Now all five of the fluffy plumes were poised directly over Ori's bare body, just waiting on the cue to strike.
"Ahh..." Homare noticed his captive breaking a sweat, and clasped his hands together. That nervousness was so cute- it always made his meals more flavorful! On the other end, Orion managed to break his focus from the (non)threatening picks hovering around him, putting on a wide, antsy grin. "Homareeeeā¦ Are you trying to kill me?"
Homare shook his head at the pretty-boy's whining, which drew the next question from him. "Are... you mad at me?" Yet another nonverbal ānoā, and the oblivious man took that as a sign to relax. "...So that means you'll let me go now, right?"
The third answer sent a shiver down Orion's spine. Maybe it was his anxiety over getting the living hell tickled out of him, but he could've sworn he heard Homare actually whisper "no" that time. Before he had the chance to throw out another distraction, all five plumes made their move.
The first began at his waist, drawing a large circle around his stomach that grew smaller with each loop, just threatening to dive right back into his navel. Two more flew up to his pointed ears to mimic the annoying feathers from earlier, but this time there was nothing he could do to slap them away.
The last two dove straight into Ori's taut underarms, dragging up and down in an erratic pattern to keep him on his toes. Some strokes were long and slow, dragging up his arms and down to his chest. The others were faster and never strayed too far from his pits.
Poor Orion was beside himself with laughter. He couldn't even try to hold back the shriek that ripped from his lips as soon as the tools touched down.
"NOHOHOHOHOO!! " The sudden ticklish onslaught broke his nerves immediately, and his initial fit of thrashing against his bonds melted into useless tugging and worming around. After just a few more seconds of reckless squirming, the sensitive punk slumped against the wall, tossing his head back and letting his cackling flow free.
"YOHOHOU'RE THE WOHOHOHOOORST!!" he whined at his captor, who was practically drinking up the panicked, helpless laughter. He couldn't hear Homare's amused giggle in response, but he could tell the sadistic brat was too pleased with himself seeing how the tickling just didn't seem to stop.
But Homare's mean streak didn't end there. Orionās tickle-addled brain didn't process the sound of Homare snapping again, but he definitely felt the plumes moving faster than before.
The one at his stomach stopped circling around, dipping into his navel again and prodding around incessantly. At his underarms, the tools became more focused on drawing the loudest squeals from their pretty ticklish ātoyā, twirling right over the smooth skin with a bit more pressure than before.
While he wasn't near the point of silent laughter (damned musical breath training), the pitifully sensitive rockstar couldn't get a single word out once the harsher tickling took over. His already uncontrollable giggling went up almost a full octave, and his body went rigid for a split second before slumping back down. He weakly shook his head, trying anything his instincts could work up to keep the fluffy tools away from his ears.
Homare gave it another minute or two, then slowed down the tickling with another soft sigh of delight. Now that he had the chance, Orion took this opportunity to finally spit out his defeat.
"AHA-ALRIGHT!! It tihihickles!!" Homare's ears perked up, and he couldn't help but giggle in awe. He had only sped up the tickling just to satiate his hunger faster, but Ori's whiny concession was an added bonus.
"Huh?" Just to be a dick, the incubus stepped closer and cupped his ear, snapping at Orion to get his attention. Ori's eyes were blurry with tears, but he could still see the eccentric demon taunting him.
"Oh fuck yohohou- WAITWAHAHIT!!" He only had a moment to regret his poor choice of words: it almost looked like Ori would break free with how hard he jerked under Homareās fingertips. The incubus listlessly poked around his ribs, getting dangerously close to under joining those plumes at his underarms. "IT TICKLES, IT TIIHIHICKLES!!!ā
After what felt like hours to the ticklish drama king, Homare pulled both his hands and all of the fluffy tools away, though they still hovered nearby in just case Ori was dumb enough to to spare any more sass.
Though it felt like he'd just started, Homare's energy had flooded back faster than he was used to. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but this quick, strong rejuvenation wasn't entirely foreign to him. He'd once had an encounter with a nymph queen whose mirthful squeals of laughter replenished his power almost too fast- Maybe Ori's own magic was on par with hers?
ā¦No, not a chance. Now that it was on his mind, he could recall similar experiences nearly every time he (begrudgingly) had his precious, eager to please Inori help him feed as well, and he knew her magic was always on the weaker side. He tried to think of anything his best friend had in common with the punk in front of him or a powerful queen, but he just couldn't draw any parallels...
Ori was still pressed against the wall, breathlessly giggling long after the tickling had stopped. Once he blinked away his tears, he could see Homare having a stretch and getting lost in his own mind as usual. The sight of the tools lingering nearby kept him on edge, but he couldn't help but notice a stark change: the magic holding them seemed more vivid in color. "Huh..." Ori huffed softly, his teary eyes shifting from the tools to the seemingly energized troublemaker in front of him.
"What's up? You full already?" He piped up, startling Homare mid-stretch. The incubus furrowed his brows, noticing the familiar shit-eating grin that Orion had the nerve to bear. "Heheh, and here I was thinking you were starving! Can't believe you'd use me as a quick snack."
While Ori was just teasing the other man, he didn't know he was poking a sleepingā¦ No, a freshly energized, very alert bear. Homare stared the punk down, his visible eye now just as vibrant as his magic. He didn't bother to snap this time, cutting out the theatrics in favor of dishing out his favorite punishment.
The bondage around Orion's arms suddenly shifted, and the taller demon dropped to his knees with a startled gasp. He thought his bonds were completely loosened, but the incubus had the rope catch his wrists on the way down, fully stretching his arms above his head. Taking full advantage of his captive's stunned state, Homare dropped down as well, seating himself straight onto Ori's lap.
āHghn-!? What-???ā Orion was already convinced he fit the bill of an āinexperienced, flustered idiotā by now, but the moment he tried to save face one last time, he was immediately countered by Homare slowly tugging down his own mask. It felt like he could never get used to seeing the lower half of the younger demon's pretty face, but what really shook him was the impish, telltale smirk on his lips. Ori shivered, feeling Homare's gloved hands gingerly rubbing up and down his sides. It might've been relaxing if he didn't know what it was leading up to. "D-Damnit! Wait, can't you take a joke?? Yaā don't really HAVE to keep going-"
"Yes, I do." A lovely, melodic, and oh-so unfamiliar whisper seemed to shatter any of Orion's objections- that, and the feeling of soft lips grazing his cheek afterward. Ori's mind went blank, save for one thought: the incubus known for being an unpredictable, dangerous threat was currently planting the most tender kisses along his jawline.
When it seemed like Homare's lips would finally meet Orion's, that teasing brat only gave him a quick peck instead of what he truly wanted. Homare leaned back and let out an airy laugh, one that Orion would've folded over without a drop of shame if he wasn't so riled up.
Homare didn't give him the chance to whine over it too much. Soon, the hands at Ori's waist dug in, squeezing at his hips without warning. Orion bucked and yelped, almost jerking himself up off the floor, but Homare kept him in his place, kneading that sweet spot with light, hellish precision.
"OH MY GOHOHOD I HATE YOU!!"
āI knowā¦ā” " Homare kept his voice low, leaning in to carry on with the soft kisses, this time right along Ori's ear. The combined merciless squeezing and loving, tickly kissing was maddening. He so desperately wanted to break out of the ropes and give Homare a taste of his own medicine, but a part of him didn't seem to mind the position he was inā¦
#tickling#tickle fic#my ocs#//orion#//homare#wuughhhjgh i write like english is my 9th language but itll be alright ā”
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Portent
Inc: Lilia, Malleus' Mother and Father, Baul Zigvolt
Warnings: None! Except some anxiety maybe LMAO
WC: 2k on the money baby
Summary: A Queen's shotgun wedding at a military camp is observed by her apprehensive friend/general (done for @briarvalleyarchives event!)
Thereās electricity in the air. He feels it rippling through his body as he exhales slowly, the moisture from his breath hitting the mask and rubbing on his skin. He clenches his hands together, creaking the leather on his gloves as he shifts to adjust his shoulder armour for the third time in the span of mere minutes.Ā
āLilia.āĀ
A calm, low voice speaks his name from the other side of the room. Lilia turns his head just enough to see a woman standing before a mirror thatās been hastily strapped to the side of the tent. Her dark hair is tied back in a tight braid and her expression, although sombre, shows a small hint of excitement to it. Lilia observes her carefully until she takes note of his staring.Ā
Her green eyes flash in amusement and her lips quirk into a sly grin that reflects this. āYou look on edge. I dare say the others will begin to question whether this is a wedding or a training exercise.āĀ
āPerhaps both,ā Lilia replies in a deadpanned tone as he looks back to the tent entrance. This certainly was one of the most original approaches to a wedding that the Valley had ever seen; often such events involved great elaborate ceremonies and days upon days of feasts. But war debilitates pleasureāa wedding that may have once been the grandest event the Valley had ever seen, with an audience at an international scale, was now nothing more than a brief ceremony by a bonfire with an audience of tired soldiers as its witnesses.Ā
āI understand you protest this, but we do not know how long this war will be going on forā¦ and certain circumstances dictate a faster marriage.ā The woman replies from behind him. Lilia closes his eyes briefly and exhales. She was a queen, but she was also still one of his closest friends; the mischief that he knew she shared with him never quite left, even as the tides of war rocked the Valleyās shores. āLilia?ā
He looks back again. Sheās cleaned up nicely; her hair is undone and flowing down her back, she wears the most formal dress she managed to dig up from her clothing chest, and sheās currently jumping on one foot trying to fit a heel onto the other. Scale-mail still adorns her shoulders, however, and he doesnāt miss the flash of a dagger hilt on her hip. Despite the joys of the night, it seems they both havenāt forgotten the environment this is taking place in.Ā
Lilia snorts to stifle his laughter at the sight as his arms cross over his chest and he observes her, giving no indication of offering to help. āAre you channelling a rabbit, perhaps? Hopping around like youāre about to flee?āĀ
āCheeky,ā the woman hisses as she finally fits the heel on her foot. She huffs and flattens her hair a bit before reaching up to touch the horns on the top of her head.Ā
āThey are still there.ā Lilia chuckles, earning him another mockingly stern look from his companion.Ā
āDo I look decent, at least?ā She asks as she approaches him, turning so he can tie the corset belts strings for her. He hums quietly as he works, his fingers still nimble despite the leather and metal that cover his hands.Ā
āYou look as wonderful as one can considering the circumstances.ā He pulls carefully, trying not to break a rib before tying a tight knot at the end. His companion huffs a breath and presses her hand against the belt before turning to look down at him. She then reaches out and nudges the edge of his mask.Ā
āYou will take that off, yes? Gods know it will only make everyone more anxious.āĀ
He stares up at her, red eyes unblinking for a while, before reaching up to push back his hood and slide his mask off of his face. He sets it down on the table, glancing at the ears and sharp fangs that adorn it, before reaching up to tighten his ponytail. āHappy?āĀ
āPleased,ā is the reply he gets as his companion lightly nudges his shoulder. āYou will be by my side, correct?āĀ
His eyebrow arches as he looks up at her. She may be Queen of Briar Valley, but he canāt help seeing the sly girl with dirty cheeks and a muddy dress that he knew throughout the better portion of his youth. Liliaās nose scrunches up in displeasure.Ā
āWell I suppose I can take the time,ā he hums, his tone teasing as he fights back a grin. The Queen scoffs loudly before sweeping into a mocking bow.Ā
āSo kind, General Vanrouge. I will be sure to remember this.ā Then she straightens back up, that familiar cheeky grin on her face. Her cheeks have a slight flush with the giddiness of whatās to come tonight, and despite Liliaās apprehension, he feels himself warming up under the rays of her happiness as well.Ā
āNow come! It would be quite embarrassing to be late to my own wedding, no?āĀ
āāāāāā
The night is loud and rippling with excitement as they make their way through the military camp.Ā Drinks spill from goblets gripped in eager soldiers' hands as they cheer and sing. SomeoneāLilia isnāt quite sure who, but he does intend to find out by tomorrow morningāhas pulled out a Bohdran from somewhere and is playing a merry tune on it. The smokey scent of meat cooking on a fire fills the air and causes Liliaās stomach to twist in a reminder that he hasnāt had anything to eat since yesterday. The Queen looks back at him with a grin as they move towards the fire itself.Ā
āI far prefer this over the ceremonial approach!ā She laughs before looking back ahead. Lilia grimaces as he follows behind, not quite sharing her enthusiasm. His gaze frequently darts to the treeline and the darkened hills beyond. So attuned to the horizon is he that he fails to notice the presence coming up behind him until a hand harshly clamps on his shoulder, causing him to jolt in surprise.Ā
āLilia.ā A low, rumbling voice belonging to a man with electric green hair runs through Lilia and causes his grimace to turn to a scowl.Ā
āBaul,ā he hums back, keeping pace to his fellow General as they continue to walk behind the Queen. āI am quite surprised you are here, and not lunging for the hog cooking over the fire.āĀ
Baulās lips curl into a grin that shows his sharpened teeth as a chuckle escapes him. āBold of you to assume I have not had my fair share of meat tonight. Besides, I saw how grim you looked, and figured it would be best to brighten your mood.ā
āHow like the sun you are.ā Lilia replied sarcastically as he glanced back at the Queen. They are fast approaching the podium, and Liliaās gaze is drawn to the figure that already stood there. He's tall, much like the Queen is, with dark hair and eyes that brim with affection as they watch the trio approach.Ā
āAh, look how happy he is to see her,ā Baul murmurs to Lilia with a grin. Lilia tries to maintain a straight face as he leans close to grumble back;Ā
āI trust my Queen, but I do find myself wondering about her personal preferences from time to time.āĀ
When the Queen sends a sharp look over her shoulder at him, Lilia knows he hasnāt been as quiet as he thoughtāso he gives her a pointed look back, and doubles down on what he said. Baulās grip on his shoulder tightens as he yanks Lilia to the left side of the stage. Another soldierāa wiry Owl-Fae, with thick rimmed glasses and a nervous dispositionāclears his throat.Ā
āAttention!ā He calls, his voice drowning amongst the rabble of the crowd. He clears his throat again. āAttentioāā
āSILENCE.ā
Baulās voice booms like thunder across the entire camp, and within mere seconds all sound falls into dead-silence as hundreds of pairs of eyes shoot towards the podium. The Owl-Fae swallows and gives a wavering smile to the general.Ā
āMuch appreciation, General Baul.ā He squeaks efore looking back to the crowd. He draws out a woven cord from his bag which appears to be made of vines before holding it up for the crowd to see.Ā
āOur kind live long lives, but rare is it still to find one we wish to share that with,ā he begins, unwinding the cord as he did. The Queen and her companion watch with interest before clasping their hands together. Lilia sees the eager smile on his friends lips, and swiftly turns his gaze away. āPerhaps this is why, when we feel in our hearts that we have found such a person, we wish to do all that we can to never let them go. We love so rarely, yet when we do, it is a love that many have claimed transcends time itself; it is the envy of those whose lives are too brief to know it themselves.āĀ
The Owl-Fae then smiles a little at the two as the soldiers hold their breaths, the hog still spitting and crackling over the fire, the sound of alcohol in cups still sloshing about. Lilia holds his breath and looks stoically at the dark hills on the horizon.Ā
āDo you still wish to enter this ceremony?āĀ
No, Lilia urges in his mind. There's an unsettling feeling in his gut, as though this moment is the quill dipping into the ink to craft a tragedy that would render him not General Vanrouge, not Lilia, but something that is a mere shell of them both.Ā
āYes.ā They both say in unison. His hand clenches again and the leather creaks. The Owl-Fae nods and begins to carefully tie the knot between their clasped hands.Ā
āAs this knot is tied, so are your lives now bound. A cord of earth and magic carries within it the hopes of your family, your friends, yourselves, and the nations people you shall come to serve. As this knot is tied, so do I tie all desires, dreams, and love you two carry so that it may last for as long as your lives do.ā
Liliaās gaze darts back to the Owl-Fae as he says this. His body tenses as the words are distorted in his mind; they sound like a threat, although they are spoken amicably, and itās only by Baulās hand still on his shoulder that heās held back from lunging for the Fae.Ā He feels his friends grip tighten briefly before easing up again; a clear warning to control himself.
The Owl continues. ā... may this knot remain tied for as long as love shall last. May this cord draw love, and never anger. May the vows you speak never grow bitter on your tongues. May it be granted that what is done before the Gods shall never be undone by man. Two entwined together, bound by love and fear, bound by sorrow and joy, by hardship and triumph, by anger and forgiveness; hold tight to one another through the good and the bad, and may the strength you share raise kings and nations in its stead.āĀ
There was a moment of pause, before an eruption of joy explodes across the camp. The music begins again as the Queen draws the now-presiding King into an embrace. Liliaās body jolts with the sudden noise as Baul slaps his shoulder particularly hard.Ā
āLook at that! We have a King now, too!ā He cackles. Lilia doesn't share the enthusiastic sentiment as his gaze is drawn to the couple, and to the cord that still binds them together. The vines used to make it are a deep green, but despite the darkness of night that they stand in, Lilia can see black rot creeping along the surface. His stomach turns again and fear ripples through him.Ā
It merely lasts a moment before a goblet of wine is shoved into his hand and he's dragged down into the crowd, into the rabble and the music brought on by joy that he can't bring himself to share. He looks back once more at the Queen and the King, and seeks to burn the image of them in his mind.Ā
A wedding is meant to be a ceremony of joy; why then, does Lilia feel he just stood witness to the beginnings of a funeral instead?
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DEAD END JOB, EP 1
āOne Hell Of A Romanceā
When Grelle falls in love with infamous devil Lucifer, William and Ronald team up to find her a less demonic boyfriend.
( 20 minute made-for-totally-real-tv script ahead. Click āKeep Readingā with caution. Rated TV-14 by Your Local Network. Beta read by @spike-the-creature @littleredphantom and @nullb1rdbones. Copywrong 1988 Tumblr User Basementcereal, Inc. )
INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY
Disney channel style jingle. Shot of the top floor of a building so tall it is in the clouds. Thereās a giant neon sign at the top that says āReaper HQā in red lettering.
WILLIAM
We are here to discuss a certain woman in the workplace.
WILLIAMĀ
Grelle has been single for going on 5 years right now, and that is starting to become a workplace hazard.
RONALD
Tell me about it.
Cut to RONALD with his hand stuck in the vending machine.
RONALD
AGH! I canāt- OWWW! Get it out!
GRELLE
At least something wants to hold your handā¦
RONALD
grelle my arm
GRELLE
SHE CARES ABOUT YOU! IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR MEā¦
RONALD
GRELLE MY ARM
Cut back to the office.
RONALD
I always hated that vending machine.
SASCHA
Oh, Grelle has been a menace ever since I got transferred here.
Cut to SASCHA in the halls trying to find the retrieval break room.
SASCHAĀ
Hey, uh, do you know where the retrieval divisionās break room is?
GRELLEĀ
You know, IāD like a break from being single, but NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME!
Awkward pause.
SASCHA
Have you tried magazine ads?
GRELLE
OF COURSE I HAVE! But APPARENTLY Iām just too beautiful for mortal men.Ā
Cut back to the office.
SASCHA
Ja. She has been causing problems.
WILLIAMĀ
Well, we clearly have to do something about this, otherwise it is going to become a much worse problem than it already is.
Cut to WILLIAMās imagination.
Grelle is chasing the other reapers around with her chainsaw. Everyone is running in terror. The building is on fire. Some guy is collapsed on the floor. Interns are jumping out the windows.
GRELLE
FINALLY, MY FLAME! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER! EEEAAAAHHH!
She does a little twirl as the entire building begins to collapse with her in it.
Cut back to the office.
WILLIAM shudders.
WILLIAM
We need to get that woman a boyfriend, and fast.
RONALD
Well, what do we DO?
WILLIAM
We are going to try and find the most beautiful reapers in our whole department to show her all her options.
(heel noises)
WILLIAM
Oh god. Everyone act natural.
GRELLE bursts into the room.Ā
GRELLE
What are you doing, having a meeting without me? What are you saying about me? Are you gossiping? OOOH, I wanna hear it!Ā
Cut to a close up of WILLIAMās face. Cut again to a close up of GRELLEās face smiling excitedly. Cut to WILLIAMās face again.
WILLIAM
Yes, actually.
GRELLE
Well, Iām sure you heard that I got a boyfriend! And HEāS SO HANDSOME!
GRELLE twirls again. WILLIAM looks relieved, and then tries to put on his best schoolgirl voice.
WILLIAM
Well, who is he? Whatās his name?
GRELLEĀ
LUCIFER! But I just call him Lulu~
Uncomfortable silence. All the reapers kinda just awkwardly look at each other.
WILLIAM
You.
WILLIAMĀ
You do know who Lucifer is, right?
GRELLE
Why would I not? Heās kind, and loving, and SO HOT.
WILLIAM
Well, maybe heās hot because heās. From hell. Because youāre dating THE DEVIL.
GRELLE
YOU DONāT KNOW THAT!
WILLIAMĀ
Does he have horns, fangs, and a tail?
GRELLE looks VERY embarrassed.
WILLIAM
What did I tell you? Demon-reaper relationships are HIGHLY PROHIBITED. Not only are the demons our enemies, but they are also. Just really gross. Why would you date one.
GRELLE
AT LEAST SOMEONE LOVES ME!
WILLIAM
Okay. Look. If I can find you someone even more. Ahem. āHotā than The Devil, then will you break up with him and date your perfect match?
GRELLEĀ
I mean, I suppose. But if you canāt, Iām going on another date with him tomorrow!
WILLIAM
Iād fire you all if I could. Anyways. Ronald, youāre going to go find theā¦ āHOTTESTāā¦ reaper in the building. Iām going to show Grelleā¦ (sigh) pretty boy magazines.
GRELLE
OHH, this is the best day of my life!
INT. SKULLBY CONVENIENCE - DAY
Wide shot of Skullby Convenience at the bottom of the building. Disney channel jingle.
GRELLE
Oh, Skullby Convenience, how I love you. If only you would return my affections, like NO ONE EVER HAD! At least, not before himā¦ My Luluā¦
WILLIAM
Oh my god.
WILLIAM
So, where do you even find those stupid magazines?
GRELLE
Oh, canāt I just do a little bit of shopping? Weāre already out and about.
WILLIAM
NO. We do not have time to waste. Weāre getting you that magazine, and weāre getting it as fast as we can. Skullby Convenience is laid out to have you waste as much money as they can and put your salary back into the budget.
Awkward silence.
WILLIAM
WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
GRELLEĀ
OOH! Look at the guy on the cover! Heās SO HANDSOME!
WILLIAM
Itās called āManeaterā? Sounds completely and utterly frivolous. It is perfect.
The magazine shows a picture of SEBASTIAN in bodyguard gear.
GRELLE
āSebastian Michaelis, the hot bodyguard of famous child actor Ciel Phantomhiveā? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love his hair! And his face! And his-
WILLIAM
Grelle, please stop, we are in a public place.
GRELLE
UGH, fine. You never let me have ANY fun.
WILLIAM
I am letting you buy low brow perverted magazines and letting you write it off as a business expense. Do you think that isnāt fun?
More awkward silence.
WILLIAM
Letās just get in that stupid line.
The two begin to line up.
CASHIER
Thatāll be 99.99.
LINE REAPER
Hold on, let me just get out my pennies. I swore to my great aunt in 1923 that I would always use exact change.
LINE REAPER begins to rummage through her purse aggressively.
WILLIAM
I hate people like that. You can just use a hundred dollar bill like a functioning member of society.Ā
GRELLE
Or you can just steal it!
WILLIAM
GRELLE.
GRELLE Borrow it without asking.
WILLIAM
UGH. I hope for all of our sakes that Ronald is doing better than we areā¦
EXT. INTERN BREAK ROOM - DAY
RONALD
Ok, youāre decent looking, but not good enough for this. Pass.
RONALD
Yikes. Never. Pass.
RONALD
Did someone drop an anvil on your head when you were born or something? PASS.
RONALD UGH, no one who works here is hot enough for Grelle to date instead of that stupid demon guy. Whatās his face? Loafer? What kind of parent names their kid Loafer?Ā Ā
RONALD
And more importantly, why do I have to do this instead of, oh I donāt know, my job?
INTERN
Uh, boss man?
RONALD Intern, hi. Know if any of your male colleagues are really hot?
INTERN
Ok, thatās a weird question.Ā
RONALD I know, I know. But can you just answer it? The higher ups are being weird again and Iām trying not to get demoted.
INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair Iāve ever seen. Itās so long, youād think heād been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because weāre short on staff.
Short comedic pause.
RONALD
Yeah, thatāll do it.
EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY
GRELLE
Sebastian! Ohh, such a pretty name! And heās a bodyguard, too! Thatās like, the fifth hottest profession! EEEEE!
GRELLE
But can I truly find him and make him mine? Not until that brat heās working for starts filming his next movie, I suppose.
WILLIAM
And when do you think thatās going to happen?
GRELLE Well, I could try tracking his soulās activity! Ooh, thatāll be fun!
WILLIAM Grelle, you do realize you arenāt supposed to check other reapersā lists? Did you even READ the manual?
GRELLE stares silently at WILLIAM.
WILLIAM
Well, you can borrow mine for now.
WILLIAM pulls out a comically large book that has āEmployee Handbookā printed on the front. It comes with a little bookmark with skulls all over it.
GRELLE YOU READ THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK?
WILLIAM
YOU DIDNāT???
GRELLE
I JUST KINDA GUESSED THE RULES!
WILLIAM
YOU GUESSED THE RULES???
GRELLE YOU DIDNāT???
SASCHA walks in.
SASCHA
Uh. Is this the bathroom?
WILLIAM and GRELLE both turn to SASCHA and say something that is comedically censored by a giant beep.
SASCHA
I guess not.
WILLIAM and GRELLE resume their arguing. The scene fades out.
EXT. REAPER HQ - DAY
RONALD stands outside a dumpster, looking around.
RONALD
Okay. So Iāve been on every floor. ALLLL 1000 of them. If this man isnāt here, Iām going to lose my mind.
UNDERTAKER pops out of a dumpster.
UNDERTAKER
DID SOMEBODY SAY LOSE THEIR MIND? UEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
RONALD stares into the camera, then turns over to UNDERTAKER. And then he begins to realize.
Cut to flashback.
INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair Iāve ever seen. Itās so long, youād think heād been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because weāre short on staff.
Short comedic pause.
RONALD
Yeah, thatāll do it.
āThatāll do itā echoes while the scene transitions back to the dumpster.
UNDERTAKER
Whatcha starin into space for?
RONALD
I need your help. And fast.
INT. HQ ELEVATOR
RONALD
And now, all I have to do is press the but-
UNDERTAKER
ELEVATORS! Havenāt ever used one of these!
RONALD
OK, either youāve been using the stairs this ENTIRE TIME, which, how? Or you donāt actually work here. And anyways, where are your glasses? I can get you some on floor-
Before RONALD can finish speaking, UNDERTAKER has already pressed every single elevator button. For every floor. All 1000 of them.
RONALD
Itās days like these where I wish I would get demoted to a Skullby Convenience employee.
INT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY
GRELLE and WILLIAM are sitting on the couch, going over the manual.
GRELLE
How much more is there? My eyes are starting to glaze overā¦
WILLIAM
What do you mean? Weāre only on page 7! Thereās 4020 more!
GRELLE chuckles.
WILLIAM
What in godās name is so funny about 4020?
GRELLE keeps laughing.
GRELLE
Iām sorry, I just-
GRELLE laughs so hard that she starts falling over onto the couch, hitting WILLIAM in the face with her heels.
WILLIAM
Remember the deal. You finish reading the manual, so you can finally have a shred of sense, and in return you get to go to Funtom Productions and stalk that stupid bodyguard.
GRELLE
YES, OBVIOUSLY I REMEMBER THE DEAL! YOU JUST MADE IT WITH ME! WHY DID YOU SAY IT AGAIN?
WILLIAM
You know what, I donāt know. Perhaps there is some narrative reason. Exposition, perhaps.
GRELLE
Thatās ridiculous. Nobody would ever write a story about us.
WILLIAM
Youāre right, youāre right.
WILLIAM
Now onto page 8 we go.
GRELLE
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
INT. HQ ELEVATOR
RONALD and UNDERTAKER are stuck in the elevator.Ā
RONALD
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PRESS EVERY BUTTON? I DONāT EVEN KNOW WHAT FLOOR WEāRE STUCK ON!
UNDERTAKER
HEEHEE! I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE LAUGH A YOUR EXPENSE!
RONALD
Well, because of you, weāre BOTH stuck in this stupid thing.
UNDERTAKER
FINE. Iām SORRY for pressing all 1000 elevator buttons.
RONALD
No youāre not.
UNDERTAKER
EHEHE, you got me!
RONALD
Well, what now? Do we just wait until the repair reapers come?
UNDERTAKER
They have those?
RONALD
Yeah, a surprising amount of reapers just end up in maintenance. I canāt imagine having to be a janitor for all of eternity. I donāt LIKE field work, but at least I donāt have to clean all 1000 floors of this place.
UNDERTAKER looks at RONALD mischieviously.
RONALD
Speaking of 1000 floors, I CANāT BELIEVE I HAD TO STOP ON 998 FLOORS BEFORE THE ELEVATOR BROKE DOWN! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT! JUST TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. COULDNāT HAVE BEEN THAT HARD! BUT NOOOOOO.
Comedic pause.
UNDERTAKER
99 bottles of souls on the wall, 99 bottles of souls,
RONALD
Thatās not even how that works.
UNDERTAKER
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of souls on the wall.
RONALD
(sigh) 98 bottles of souls on the wall, 98 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of souls on the wall.
UNDERTAKER
97 bottles of souls on the wall, 97 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of souls on the wall.
EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - SUNSET
MANY HOURS LATER
GRELLE
FINALLY! ALL 4020 PAGES!Ā
GRELLE twirls at the sight of freedom in front of her.
GRELLE
Now for your end of the deal, Will.
WILLIAM
(sigh) Fine. You can go find that stupid bodyguard. At least he isnāt a demon.
GRELLE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
GRELLE runs off very quickly and excitedly, despite wearing heels higher than a stoner.
WILLIAM
Finally, I can go homeā¦
EXT. FUNTOM PRODUCTIONS - NIGHT
GRELLE crouches with binoculars in one of the bushes outside Funtom Productions. She smiles evilly.Ā
GRELLE (thinking)
Now to wait for him to go outside.
SEBASTIAN goes outside.
SEBASTIAN
I must say, I swear I heard somethingā¦
GRELLE freezes.
SEBASTIAN
Must have been nothing.
GRELLE sighs in relief.
SEBASTIAN
Oh. Itās back.
SEBASTIAN
You know, I could swear I heard someONE who isnāt supposed to be here.
GRELLE (THINKING)
Run.
GRELLE dashes out of the bush and climbs onto the fence. SEBASTIAN grabs GRELLEās shoe in an attempt to stop her, but her shoe just falls off.
GRELLE (THINKING)
I just got thoseā¦
GRELLE makes it over the fence, tumbling over the other side. Her other shoe falls off in the process.
GRELLE
I really should have worn runnersā¦ Who am I kidding, I donāt even own runners. At least I wonāt get my socks muddy.
It starts comically pouring rain.
GRELLE
OH FOR FU-
INT. WILLIAMāS OFFICE- NIGHT
GRELLE shows up in the office, covered in mud, frizzy hair, and no shoes with the biggest frown on her face.
WILLIAM
Iām assuming that went well.
GRELLE
YEAH. WENT GREAT. OH JOY.
WILLIAM
To be fair, you did try and sneak into a celebrityās house to try and flirt with his bodyguard. I donāt know what you were expecting there.
GRELLE
YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME INSTANTLY.
WILLIAM
I was being sarcastic.
Ā GRELLE
I- BEING SARCASTIC? YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NO REASON! YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE! SO I AM going on another date with LULUā¦
RONALD and UNDERTAKER come into the room.
RONALD
Grelle! I found you a boyfriend.
UNDERTAKER
Groovy.
GRELLE stares at UNDERTAKER in complete awe.
GRELLE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE HIS HAIR! AND HIS FACE! AND HIS-
WILLIAM
Grelle. Weāre at work.
GRELLE
LUCIFER IS DUMPED. DONE. FOREVER. YOUāRE BEAUTIFUL!
UNDERTAKER
hee hee
GRELLE and UNDERTAKER act ridiculously around each other. WILLIAM and RONALD stare in fear.
RONALD
Itās like a match made in heaven.
WILLIAM
Or rather in hell.
RONALD
Purgatory?
WILLIAM
Purgatory.
INT. STAIRWELL - NIGHT
RONALD
I (huff) am not (huff) going in the elevator (huff) ever again (huff)
UNDERTAKER slides down the stairs on a pizza box like a little kid.
UNDERTAKER
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RONALD
99 more flights of stairs to go down, 99 more flights of stairs.
RONALD
Take one down, pass it around, 98 more flights of stairs to go down.
RONALD collapses. Cut to black for everywhere but RONALDās face. Disney channel jingle. Roll the credits.
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Prompt 50. But Berserk & Boomeršššš
50. āI thought you left.ā
Weāre calling this one Unfortunately, She Impressed Him. This is a pair of characters I love with all my heart in any flavor of relationship and canāt wait to write more of in my ongoing multi-chapter fic Trinity House over on AO3.
This fic is part of a prompt challenge that is now closed to new requests, but you can read all the completed submissions here. Reminder that the challenge is to make everything SFW, so weāre getting creative here.
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Boomer was halfway across the deserted lobby of Faust Keating Rogers, LLP when he realized heād forgotten his keys at his desk. He groaned aloud because it was 8 p.m. and no one was around to hear him because they had all gone home to their families hours ago like normal people. Boomer didnāt have two to three kids and a house in the suburbs, though, and neither did his boss. The three hour lull reserved for dinner, baths, and bedtimes before the evening work-from-home grind offered him no alternative but to power through. He fully planned to grab take out on his way home and enjoy an episode of whatever was on HBOMax before getting back to the tedious work of reviewing the draft prospectus statement his boss had sent him to proof by tomorrow morning.
Except, his keys were forty floors up and he now had to risk running into her again when heād managed to slip away so neatly. Heād even removed his tie on the elevator ride down, and now he rubbed his exposed neck, flushed with anxiety over what might happen if she saw him and asked him to stick around to finish the work here.
āNice going, dumbass,ā he lamented as he stepped onto the elevator and hit the button for the fortieth floor.
It wasnāt that Boomer disliked his job. In fact, he didnāt mind it at all. It was better than slinging drinks or waiting tables. He had health insurance, a steady paycheck, and a resumĆ© that could proudly display the name of one of the most elite accounting firms in the country. He could pivot his career if he wanted to, as Brick would say. Boomer wasnāt thinking about his next job right now, though. Right now, he was thinking about this one and how his boss was a hard-ass and a workaholic even if she was brilliant, and how there was a one hundred percent chance she would detect him coming back to his desk (which was annoyingly set up right in front of her office so that he could answer her calls, manage her meetings, and deal with whoever passed close enough to her event horizon to get suckered into the latest heinous audit in need of staffing).
There were his traitorous keys sitting on the desk next to the framed picture of his brothers. He glared at them, as if they were a forgotten household item that had developed a supernatural grudge like in those old Japanese folktales he liked to read online. He half expected them to jingle and alert his boss to his presence, just to spite him.
They didnāt, and he slipped them into his pocket as quietly as could be. He released the breath he hadnāt realized heād been holding and took a beat. It was quiet. Most of the offices were dark, save for a few poor souls in the large conference room stuck on the ongoing year-end audit for one of the firmās most important clients: Unicorn, Inc. His bossās office was also lit up behind her closed door, but she hadnāt called out to him like she would during the day when he got back from his lunch break hoping for a few minutes to catch up on emails in peace before she dumped more work on him.
This, of course, was odd. The small legion of assistants who had come before Boomer were notorious for their short-term employment working this specific desk. The work was demanding and so was the boss, but there was something else that set her apart from other senior associates in the International Tax Services division, something that seemed to intimidate away any support the higher ups sent her way. Denise a couple desks down had warned Boomer not to bring too many personal effects to the office; chances were he wasnāt going to last long. Boomer had smiled thinly and thanked Denise for her advice, and brought the picture of his brothers in the next morning because he had his pride and Brick told him it was healthy to indulge that once in a while. Brick would certainly know.
So here he was, uncertain. Anxiety over having to sit here for another two hours finishing work and having tepid Doordash delivered pulled him toward the elevator and escape, while that annoying, rare pride demanded he check on his boss and make sure she knew he was here to support her, lest she get the idea that he needed to be fired.
The longer he stood there, indecisive, the greater his curiosity grew. What was she doing in there? It was quiet, even when he strained his Super hearing. He could hear Dean Matheson pouring whiskey a few offices down (that guy had a drinking problem and everyone knew they only kept him around because he had the Unicorn, Inc. account), Adebayo Hansou on a conference call with Dubai that was escalating to profanity, Shelly Kim with her head down and typing away at an Excel spreadsheet like a pro. Their assistants were long gone for the night, but here was Boomer, loitering and indecisive and what is she doing in there not yelling at me when she definitely knows Iām here?
He couldnāt take it anymore. He knocked on the closed doorārap, rap, rapāand called out softly, āBerserk?ā
A beat, then: āCome in.ā
Finding his boss in upward facing dog while still in her pencil skirt was not a sight Boomer was prepared for. Berserk had her eyes closed as she stretched at a near ninety degree angle and listened to music on her Airpods. Boomer had never seen her with her heels off and her mane of red hair thrown together in a messy bun; it was so casual that it was almost obscene.
āYouāre staring.ā
Fuck, he was staring and now she was looking right at him down her nose, even though she was the one on the floor. He stood up straighter, unable to help himself when she took that tone that reminded him so much of Brickās when he was about to criticize, but he didnāt avert his gaze. āSorry.ā
She breathed in deeply through her nose and hoisted herself up into downward dog position. āWhy are you here?ā
Forgot my keys seemed like a really lame excuse that sheād probably laugh at him for, but he also was not in the habit of making shit up on the spot if he hoped to make people believe him. āI forgot my keys.ā He took them from his pocket to show her, as if she might not know what keys are, as a concept.
āSmart locks.ā Berserk exhaled and slowly walked her hands back on the yoga mat until she reached her feet and began to swing slowly left and right.
Huh? he almost said like an idiot, until he caught himself. āDonāt think my landlord would approve of me installing that.ā Also, those things were like $200 a pop, which was not worth the occasional inconvenience and shame of forgetting his keys and then catching his boss doing yoga in her office after hours.
Berserk made some noncommittal sound like whatever, peasant and slowly uncurled upward one vertebra at a time. Boomer realized he was back to staring again, literally lingering in her door watching her and trying to equate this subdued, casual version of Berserk with the terse, no-nonsense businesswoman he was used to dealing with on a daily basis.
When she finally achieved her full height, she popped her neck. The hair that was too short for her bun fell in around her narrow face in a stylish, athleisure sort of way. The top buttons on her blouse were undone. She wore a small, golden necklace heād never noticed before because he wasnāt in the habit of checking out his boss. āI thought you left.ā
The accusatory nature of her words were totally at odds with her flat tone, only the barest hint of curiosity dangling there at the end, like she expected him to respond.
Oh, she expected him to respond.
Boomer took another step into her office because he was full of poor judgment today. āI forgot my keys.ā
At which point he showed her his keys again and also had a mild stroke, because what the fuck are you doing, mate?
Berserk smiled. āYeah, I got that part.ā
Was she laughing at him? He had never heard her laugh before, unless it was at Dean Matheson, that comb-over in denial who, in addition to being a high functioning alcoholic, also had a reputation for throwing associates under the bus when a client wasnāt happy.
Boomer smiled back, because that was what he did when people smiled at him, and āpeopleā now included Berserk, apparently.
āWell, since youāre here,ā she said as she padded around to her desk.
Crap, there was the work he was afraid of soliciting from her by remaining in the building. He debated an excuse to give her: picking up dry cleaning? Plausible, but transparent. Meeting up with his brothers? No, sheād probably make him stay all night for the chance to ruin Brickās plans.
āThai or Mexican?ā
Boomer stared dumbly. He was becoming quite good at that (10,000 hours and you can become an expert at anything, they say). āHuh?ā
The yoga must have put Berserk in an exceedingly gracious mood, because she actually repeated her question without getting that look on her face like she was picturing him getting trampled by stampeding monsters. āThai or Mexican? I donāt have a preference.ā
Oh.
Oh.
Boomerās stomach picked that time to snarl at himā8 p.m. and still no dinner, the fiend.
Berserk snorted in laughter and fanned herself with her phone. āJesus. Mexican it is.ā
Which was how Boomer found himself on the small sofa tucked in the corner of Berserkās office, shoes off and belt loosened, with enough tacos, tamales, and rice and beans to feed a small family. He even had a beer from the mini fridge Berserk kept under her desk.
She hadnāt stayed late to work. Well, she had, but only because she didnāt have a reason to go home.
āI just hate getting home to a dark apartment sometimes,ā she said in between bites of food. She had her legs tucked up under her on the sofa close enough to brush Boomerās thigh if he reached to grab the salsa.
āI thought you lived with your sister?ā
āBrute got her own place a few months ago. The arrangement was only temporary while she was in between jobs.ā
It was weird knowing so little about a person whose whole family had been in Boomerās inner orbit since childhood. As far as he knew, Berserk wasnāt close to any of her cousins, not even Blossom. Boomer himself had never been more eager to leave a room than when Brat walked into it. Only Butch, Brute, and Buttercup had ever found common ground among each other once the sworn rivalries and blood feuds of their youth gave way to teenage rebellion against their respective overlord fathers and then the slog of adulthood that was inescapable even for a bunch of Supers flying high on Chemical X.
The fact that Boomer had gotten this job surprised him more than anyone. After drifting from restaurant jobs to office temp placements over the last six years, heād never thought he would dust off his economics degree and land a temp-to-permanent position that seemed way above his qualifications. And he never thought it would be working for a woman heād most definitely electrocuted in battle at least a dozen times before puberty.
āWhat?ā
Boomer blinked. Heād been staring again, Jesus Christ. āSorry, I was just thinkingā¦ I didn't know that. Iāve been working here for five months and I donāt actually know much about you at all.ā
āHm.ā
Her magenta eyes were wine-dark against the murky sky beyond the window forty stories up. Boomer did avert his gaze this time to reach for the salsa, but he didnāt use it.
āI donāt even know why you invited me to stay for dinner in the office if weāre not going to do any work.ā
āWhy did you stay?ā
āFor the free food.ā
Berserk grinnedāthe third time she had smiled at him tonight (or ever). He needed to stop counting; heād be disappointed when it stopped happening tomorrow.
āDonāt get used to it. Much as I appreciate the company now and again, thereās no need for both of us to be stuck here while Mathesonās breathing down the associatesā necks. Canāt have him poaching you out from under me.ā
āWell, I donāt work for him; I work for you.ā
āItās sweet how you donāt understand office politics.ā She ate a lone slice of avocado with a fork. āHe landed Unicorn back when they were early stage, and back when he was still putting in the work to earn his reputation. But since they IPOād three years ago and make up twenty percent of our revenue now, heās just another big name coasting by on associate work. You know he regularly schedules client calls and just doesnāt bother to show up? He forgets half the time, and the other half heās busy playing golf or buying a yacht or whatever the fuck rich, white Boomers do.ā
āWell, as a Boomer myself, I can say Iāve spent exactly zero hours buying yachts.ā
She chuckled. Fourth time. āOh, really.ā
āNever even thought of yachts. As far as Iām concerned, theyāre not even real.ā
āThanks for your expert opinion.ā
āAny time.ā Boomer turned his body to face her and draped his arm over the back of the sofa. With only the soft light from the floor lamp in the corner, he imagined himself adrift in the darkness, the sky scraper lights nearby stars. It was a lonely thought, one made romantic in the knowledge that she was here too, and he wasnāt actually alone.
āMatheson almost did poach you, you know.ā
āWhat do you mean?ā Boomer couldnāt recall exchanging more than a few words with the man.
āWhen we were filling support positions. Someone recognized you from the news a few years back, when the Cyclops Monster attacked the marina district and you and your brothers took it out. Matheson got it in his head that youād be able to work at Super speed and help lower his billables.ā
āWow. Maybe you shouldāve let him. What do you think the net savings would be in yacht units of measurement?ā
Berserk rolled her eyes, but she was smiling again. āI claimed you before he could get the paperwork in.ā
Boomer hyper-focused on that word: claimed. He also pointedly ignored it entirely, much in the same way he ignored the new count of five smiles tonight. āShowed him your bending powers, did you?ā
Berserkās Corona bottle turned frosty under her hand in a totally unnecessary, big dick energy display of said powers, and she took another sip. āNo. Sharon from HR likes me. And I promised her I wouldnāt fire you after three months like your predecessors.ā
Flattered was not how Boomer would describe the feeling of being claimed by Berserk and eluding Mathesonās vampiric clutches. But he was a bit tickled all the same. This was the woman Butch had once described as essentially Brick, if he were constipated all the time.
And then he realized what she was doing. āHey, youāre sharing things about yourself.ā
She clinked her bottle to his, and Boomer shivered at the frosty chill she transferred on contact. āAw, you figured it out all by yourself.ā
āHa ha.ā
She didnāt quite smile, but she did look kind of serene then, content even, as she lay back against the arm of the sofa and yawned. Her gold necklaceājust a simple disk with an engraving Boomer could not make outāreflected the lamp light when she moved. It rested just beneath her collarbone, which had suddenly become the single-most interesting part of Berserk, and oh no, was he interestedā
āYouāre staring again.ā
Son of a bitch.
āSorry,ā he said automatically. āI didnāt mean to.ā
Hard no. He was not allowed to be any percent attracted to Berserk. First, she was his boss, and there was a clichĆ© here that, while subverted on the gender role spectrum, was still very risky for both of them. Second, she was Berserk, a fellow Super, cousin to his best friend Bubbles and a shrewd, stiletto bitch in Brickās estimation, which sounded bad. Not that she was bad, or even evil, unless you counted helping rich corporations accurately report their taxes while taking advantage of the many egregious loopholes in the Internal Revenue Code. Which, okay, point taken, but he also worked here and anyway, people should not be deemed good or evil so much as their choices ought to beā
āAre you thinking about fucking me?ā
You shrewd, stiletto bitch!
She was smiling again, and Boomer pathetically logged that as the sixth time, although he wasnāt sure he should count it given the overt malice behind it.
Unfortunately, Boomer was, as had been previously established, very bad at making shit up on the fly. So he miserably said, āYeah.ā
āHm.ā
She sipped her beer slowly, and of course he watched. If it was out in the open, as fleeting a bout of insanity as it may have been, at least he could wallow in it without worrying about appearances.
It was the yoga. That fucking upward facing dog, Jesus Christ.
It was more than that too. Over the last few months, he had worked closely with her, watched her navigate the cutthroat halls full of piranhas like Matheson and other account managers, getting herself work on the best clients while managing her juniors with efficiency and professionalism. She was excellent and sharp, and she demanded excellency and sharpness in kind. After years of going it alone or temping for bosses who didnāt care enough even to learn his name, much less provide him with guidance and mentorship, it was an unspeakable relief to work under someone who knew how to rally the troops. Someone who knew how to lead, how to motivate, and how to reward loyalty with loyalty in return. It didnāt hurt that she looked amazing in her daily stilettos, either.
Unfortunately, she impressed him.
āI have some work to get done tonight.ā Berserk stood up and smoothed her skirt.
Boomer scrambled to his feet. āOf course! Um.ā He began closing food containers and repackaging them in the bags theyād come in, because he was panicking. āIāll get rid of the trash. Do you want the leftovers in the fridge?ā
āYou take them. Otherwise my office will smell like a burrito for a week.ā
āOkay.ā Numbly, Boomer finished packing everything up, while Berserk made her way back to her desk and logged into her computer to check her emails.
Boomer lingered at the door. āIāll have the prospectus back to you later tonight.ā
āThanks.ā
Wow, way to go, stud.
He turned to leave, but her voice stopped him.
āBoomer?ā
āYeah?ā
āFriday is good.ā
He stared back at her in expert mode. āHuh?ā
Berserk poked her head around the side of her large, external monitor. She was smiling again. Lucky number seven. āFor fucking.ā
āOkay,ā Boomer said.
Okay?!
She pulled back behind her monitor. āI was going to get a cat, but youāll do much better.ā
Because she didnāt like going home to a dark, empty apartment alone. With no one to fuck.
āThat was a joke.ā
āYeah, I got that,ā he croaked.
Friday is for fucking, he thought, which was delightful alliteration and also completely insane and one hundred percent something he was getting more on board with by the nanosecond.
āSee you tomorrow,ā she said.
Boomer clutched the leftover Mexican food in his fist. āOkay. Goodnight.ā
It took him the time to fly home and put the food away in his small fridge to realize that he had a sort-of date with Berserk lined up for two days from now.
He Y-posed at the window and whooped, āHell yes!!ā
Loud pounding in the floor followed by old Mrs. Cruikshankās muffled Keep it down! couldnāt bring down his mood.
Boomer leaped onto his threadbare, living room sofa with his work laptop and took to the prospectus with alacrity. Heād send over superior work product and make Berserkās job just that much easier tomorrow morning.
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#powerpuff girls#powerpuff girls fanfic#bersoomer#ppg berserk#ppg boomer#september fic prompts#so this turned into a 3k one shot because i love these characters and i couldn't help myself#tfw considering a part 2
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Elissa and Sawyerās Wedding: Who Was On the Guest List?
Yesterday news broke of a private ceremony held for Her Royal Highness Princess Elissa of Rivenia and Sawyer Quinn, eldest son of the Duke of Andale. While Wilhelm Palace had tried to make sure that no press had been alerted, local Glimmerbrook paps had been able to snap shots of some of the guests arriving!
First up, we have the maid of honor, Eve Quinn, dressed in a lovely, emerald green off-the-shoulder gown that showed off her perfect figure. Her golden locks were swept up into a high ponytail and she kept her jewelry simple with small gold and jade earrings and a teardrop diamond necklace.Ā
The young actress reportedly flew in from the set of her next project in Sulani, rumored to be her first television role. She was recently even spotted staying with her Uncle River and Aunt Amina...the rumors of the family feud ending must certainly be believed now!
Shockingly, despite the still rocky relationship between Amina and Sawyer Quinn, the best manās wife Amina and family showed up to attend; in tow were her two eldest children Kaleo and Masina.
(Above: Amina looked stunning in her mint green Channel dress paired with a lovely black fascinator. For her accessories she wore a pair of antique drop earrings belonging to her mother and her wedding ring.)
The mother of three has been working diligently alongside her older brothers for the family business back in Sulani, Braxton Inc., rarely seen outside of her native country nowadays. She was recently featured in OhSim! Sulani magazine as one of the top ten most wealthy businesswomen in Sulani, with a net-worth of almost five-hundred million simoleons!Ā
(Above: Masina Quinn wore a pale pink, one-shoulder dress which featured a geometric cut-out along with nude pumps and a white fascinator.)
Despite being a part of one of the wealthiest families in Sulani, Aminaās children live a very down to earth lifestyle. The family lives in a modest, beachfront bungalow with three bedrooms instead of one of the many mega-mansions owned by not only the Braxton family but the Quinn family as well and although all of the children attend an exclusive private school for security reasons, they spend plenty of time amongst the general populace in their free time.
(Above: River was photographed arriving after his family as Best Man for his older brother; Kaleo looked relaxed in his more casual suit, reportedly a re-wear from his recent high school graduation!)
Both River and Amina encourage their children to partake in various conservation cleanups run by local charities as well as take an interest in giving back to the less fortunate in their city. Their oldest, Kaleo, was known to frequent a local food drive which offers free traditional Sulanian cuisine to Oaāhuās homeless population while his younger sister, Masina, volunteers at a pro-bono child minding center throughout her summer breaks. The entire family often is spotted participating in local beach clean-ups during their weekends.
(Above: āNot fāāāing likely,ā Mr. Hampton had shouted to a brave reporter who had asked about Nickyās pending proposal.)
Also in attendance that day were Crown Prince Nicholas of Lunaria and his best friend Elliott Hampton, both of whom we were able to catch sharing a laugh over rumors of Prince Nicky popping the question to someone special sometime soon.Ā Both HRH and Elliott looked suave in their suits āā Nicky in black and Elliott in blue āā as they walked into Dover Chapel as each otherāsĀ ādatesā.
It was refreshing to see Their Majesties King Dante and Queen Ashli of Windsor in attendance as well, that afternoon. TM have left most of their foreign visits to their eldest son, Crown Prince Kellan, in a rumored attempt to separate him from his high school sweetheart, Julianna Byrd, an unpopular match in Windsor.
King Dante adorably matched his wife with his blue, pinstriped suit while also showing off a few more gray hairs (possibly from the stress his three sons have been putting him through!).Ā Both were cheerful, though, as they entered the chapel with their oldest daughter, Princess Karissa, in tow.
Not much is known about Princess KiKi nowadays, only that HRH is high achieving in her academic studies and may or may not be dating a foreign royal. The young Princess has recently been photographed most often in Bordeaux where her prestigious boarding school, Sainte Marie International Academy, is located.Ā
(Above: Queen Ashli looked regal in a slim-cut, royal blue, sleeveless dress and matching strappy heels. She accessorized with her trusty Channel pearl encrusted choker, a pair of pearl and sapphire earrings, and her favorite diamond brooch from the Royal Vault.)
(Above: Princess KiKi was a vision in red! She wore her chocolate colored locks in their natural waves, pinned back with a matching red āhatbandā. From HRHās designer dress, custom slingback heels, and to her ruby and gold enamel locket, KiKiās just like her mom āā an expert when it comes to style!)
(Above: A radiant Duchess of Andale was all smiles yesterday in her lilac dress and pillbox hat. She debuted a beautiful seven-strand pearl necklace that featured a whopping 20-carat diamond as the centerpiece āā a wedding anniversary gift from her husband this year!)
The Duke and Duchess of Andale were also in attendance for the wedding, along with their youngest son, Prince Adrian. The family was all smiles as they entered the chapel while sharing a lively conversation.Ā
The Duke has been busy as of late, helping represent his brother, King Arden, by touring across Lunaria with the Duchess at his side. His busy schedule has apparently been an attempt to keep focus off of the Crown Prince and all of the drama that follows him, although it hasnāt seemed to work all that well if weāre being honest. But, hey, weāre glad to see Rhys and Claire doing so well!
(Above, left: Prince Adrian is set to finish his final year at Hartfordshire Academy this spring; itās predicted that heāll choose to go to UBrite next fall. Right: the Duke of Andale spotted one of our photographers and gave a jovial wave, but didnāt stop to answer any questions.)
(Above: Princess Diana dressed in a cheery yellow floral dress for the occasion with a matching hat and ribbon heels. She accessorized with tiny diamond earrings and her grandmotherās diamond bow brooch.)
From our very own Rivenian Royals we caught when Crown Princess Diana arrived with her new husband Stefon, the Duke of Ariste, by her side. The two were wed early last year and still have that newlywed glow about them, although rumors have been circulating that itās really a pregnancy glow for the Crown Princess! If itās true, no wonder TRHs were smiling so much!
(Above: While looking a bit gloomy, Elizabeth still dressed to impress in her all-blue ensemble! With her dark hair pulled back in a sleek bun she showed off some new pearl earrings and their matching necklace!)
With the exact opposite countenance, Princess Elizabeth arrived soon after her older sister, bringing an almost tangible cloud of doom and gloom with her. The second in line to Riveniaās throne has spent most of her time in neighboring Lunaria, diligently working on running the Montgomery Gallery of Classical Arts and seemingly pining for (or dating?) Crown Prince Nicholas. Although, with his previous reaction to our questions about whether or not heād be proposing...perhaps we already know the reason for the long face sheād shown at her auntās wedding.
(Above: Queen Kirana wore her signature two stranded pearl necklace for the occasion along with gold hoop earrings with delicate pearl drops. Her flowy, off-the-shoulder dress was from a local Rivenian designer and has since sold out of stock.)
The final guests we were able to catch sight of had been none other than Their Majesties the King and Queen of Rivenia themselves! King Grayson was reportedlyĀ āunusually excitedā to see his younger half sister get married that afternoon.
āHe thought she [Elissa] would never settle down to find any happiness,ā an insider had shared.Ā āHe thought she would work herself to an early grave, cut herself off from the worldĀ and her family.ā
It looks like HM has no more need to worry! His younger sister had never looked so blissfully happy than on her wedding day!
#sims 4 royal legacy#sims 4 royal family#sims 4 monarchy#sims4 royal legacy#sims4 royal family#sims4 monarchy#ts4 royal family#ts4 royal legacy#ts4 monarchy
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For some reason, I canāt reblog the prompt I used for this!
Please check out @dailyau for their writing prompts! For some reason, I couldnāt reblog the prompt I used for this au but it wasĀ the 'You're the stranger who's using my car's window as mirror to check how you look without noticing I'm sitting right in there, so I go ahead and open the window to tell you how pretty you are' AU. I technically didnāt follow instructions either. Darn. Anyways. I really liked this one and in the original post I composed I started off by CRACKING MY BONES. Here, Iāll just copy and paste it.Ā
Ohhohohohohohohohohoho..... what have we here? *cracks fingers, back, and neck and then the knees too for good measure*
Yuuri allowed himself an extra few minutes to sit in his car and warm up his hands before stepping into the bitter wind. Winter was so intense this year that he could feel the inside of his bones, and he was certain the marrow there was frozen. He technically had the time. No one else came to work as early as him, not even Victor, and he was the CEO.
Yuuri just liked to make sure that he had the itinerary ready for Victor when he arrived, the to-do list sorted, memos organized, etcetera. That way, when Victor walked in, he could give his boss a quick synopsis of the day ahead, a smooth start to yet another productive day at Nikiforov Inc. He shivered and thought about how his first order of business would be to immediately send Minami out to grab coffees. He felt bad for subjecting the plucky intern to these conditions, but heād let him take the company car.
He huffed into his palms and jumped when a shadow passed the outside of his car. Yuuri squinted through the frosted glass at someone in a dark trench coat, shoulders hunched against the wind. It was barely five in the morning and even the janitors came in at six... he leaned closer and watched as the wind pushed the person back, their platinum hair flying up in a lovely flurry.Ā
Victor?! It was actually him, and now that Yuuri was looking properly, it couldnāt have been anyone but him, with the unmistakable attention to detail in his coatās tailoring, the scarf that was clearly designer even through the dark mist of the early morning, and that shock of beautiful, silver hair. It was even cute swept up in a tuft, Yuuri thought. What brings you here so early, Mr. Nikiforov? He laughed quietly to himself as he watched Victor hesitate, his shoulders sagging dramatically before turning around as if looking for something. He seemed to have found it when his eyes landed on Yuuriās car. Yuuri watched half with interest and half with mild dread because he really didnāt want to get out of his car just yet. It was still far too cold.
But Victor wasnāt looking at him. Yuuri frowned as Victor stopped right outside his passenger window. He expected Victor to say something, but instead, his boss leaned down to check his reflection in Yuuriās mirror. He barely held down a snort. Victor frowned at his reflection as he tried to smooth down his wind swept tuft with gloved fingers. He fussed with it and pouted before turning to face the window, it seemed for a larger reflection. Yuuri pursed his lips on a smile-- Victor was looking right at him. Couldnāt he see Yuuri? Victor straightened out his shiny bangs, a perfect flirty curtain over his left eye, and then stood up straighter to look at himself, turned left and right as if to check all of his angles for imperfections that he definitely didnāt have. He tilted his chin up, showing off his cheekbones, the frame of an immaculate picture. He licked his pink lips and Yuuri bit his own, watched as Victor procured a tube of chap stick from his pocket to apply it. He took a step back, tilted his head at the window, and Yuuri nodded at him, giving his silent approval of the finished look.
But Victor still wasnāt satisfied as he huffed and Ā marched impatiently back to the window. Yuuri lifted an eyebrow at Victor who slapped his hands on his cheeks in despair at his reflection. Yuuri chuckled and rolled the window down. Victorās blue eyes flew open in shock.
āGood morning, Mr. Nikiforov,ā Yuuri greeted him warmly.
āAh! Yuuri! I-- I didnāt know-- your car,ā he stammered, actually looking flustered, something entirely new to Yuuri who was used to seeing smooth Victor. Confident Victor. The Victor that made business deals like it was a childhood hobby. It was endearing to see. Yuuri beamed at him. Victor cleared his throat and tried to collect himself as he straightened his scarf around his collar. āSorry about that...ā
āNot at all,ā Yuuri said and tried not to be too obvious about looking at Victorās winter reddened cheeks. āYou look lovely this morning,ā he added softly.
āAh, well,ā Victor mumbled awkwardly though he smiled a little as he rocked on his heels.
āWould you like to get in and warm up before going up to the office, sir?ā
āUm, well, if thatās alright with you,ā Victor said and Yuuri unlocked the door for Victor. Victor stepped in the car and shut the door behind him, bringing in a warm, soft smell with him that sent an electric trickle up Yuuriās back. It was somehow clean and woody at the same time, Like a hint of cedar on linen... Victor looked at the gold watch on his wrist. āDo you really always come in this early, Yuuri?ā
āThereās always plenty of work waiting for me.ā
āYou work too hard.ā
āForgive me if I donāt take the man who built an empire from the ground up too seriously, sir.ā
āI had help,ā Victor smirked.
āThat you did,ā he pulled a pair of gloves out of his coat pocket and put them on. āPardon the intrusion but, may I ask what brings you to the office so early? Is there something I can help you with?ā
āAh,ā Victor sighed. From the corner of his eye, Yuuri watched the white ribbon of breath curl in the air in front of Victor. He seemed to be thinking something over as he stuck his tongue in his cheek and drummed his thighs with his fingers. āI guess thereās no getting around it now,ā Victor said with a gentle smile and he reached into his coat to pull out a small velvet box. āI wanted to surprise you somehow, leave it on your desk before the rest of the staff arrived, but... you never fail to surprise me, Yuuri.ā
āSurprise?ā
āI usually pride myself in being excellent at surprises,ā he admitted with a wolfish grin, ābut I had to think about a surprise that would be right for Yuuri Katsuki, the worldās most wonderful executive assistant. A man of class, poise, efficiency, beauty--ā
āMr. Nikiforov...ā
āProfessionalism, right,ā he waved his hand dismissively before finishing āa man who carries the weight of a company on his shoulders.ā
āBut, youāre the CEO.ā
āAs far as Iām concerned weāre the CEO,ā he corrected sternly. And Yuuri threw his head back and laughed at how ridiculous Victor was being. āI thought about showering you with roses, hiring a harpist, or renting a horse drawn carriage, but nothing seemed to be a fit for you.ā
āYou know me much better than I gave you credit for,ā Yuuri said, his neck growing hot at the idea of a Cinderella style carriage arriving in front of the office in front of all the employees.
āOf course, I do! None of those things were good enough for my Yuuri.ā He handed the box to Yuuri who took it. āNothing is good enough for you, to be completely honest. But anyways... happy birthday, Yuuri.ā
āOh!ā Now, Yuuri thought he mustāve been the one to be red in the face because his skin was on fire, and his heart jumped in his chest with delight. āI-- thank you, Vic-- I-- Mr. Nikiforov, I really appreciate this,ā he exclaimed, feeling both elated and embarrassed.
āIf you like it now, just wait until you open it,ā Victor joked and Yuuri chuckled, feeling silly for getting worked up over a box. He gently lifted the lid to find a pair of matching gold cuff links with his initials embossed in the smooth surface.
āTheyāre perfect,ā Yuuri said. āThis is... this is really thoughtful, Mr. Nikiforov.ā
Victor sighed, content as he stretched back against his seat. āIām giving you the day off.ā
āThat is inadvisable.ā
āYou deserve it, Yuuri. Iāll handle the paperwork when I go in.ā
āYouāll do no such thing.ā
āI changed my mind. Take the whole week to enjoy yourself. You can use the company card to buy yourself something nice.ā
āIām not going home, Victor,ā Yuuri shook his head at his boss who was being insufferably silly. Victorās lips curled up.
āGot you to say my name,ā he taunted. Yuuri rolled his eyes and smirked in spite of himself.
āCan you believe that our partners actually find you intimidating?ā
āItās a mystery to me. I have a very sunny disposition.ā Yuuri hummed and gingerly removed a cuff link from its foam. He attached them both to his sleeves and admired them in the new morning light. It was pale and pink like strawberry lemonade, a hue that made the frosted Earth blush. āYou made it perfect,ā Victor murmured and Yuuri grinned.
āI love them, Victor. This means a lot to me. Shall we?ā Yuuri asked Victor who nodded and they both got out of the car to start the day.
They walked in comfortable silence to the doors. When Yuuri stopped to open them, Victor turned suddenly to him and opened his mouth as if to say something but closed it again and smiled.
āDonāt tell me you actually did get the carriage,ā Yuuri teased and Victor laughed, shook his head.
āNo, this is... this is different,ā he said and pulled a small white envelope from his pocket. It was blank. āThis isnāt a present. Sorry to start your birthday with more work but...ā
āNo reason to be sorry. Itās my job, after all,ā Yuuri straightened up to pay attention.
āWhen you have time, take a look at this for me. Tell me if itās... professional. If it isnāt, feel free to throw it away,ā he instructed as he handed the envelope to Yuuri and walked through the open door ahead of him in one swift movement.
āIs it time sensitive?ā
āNot at all,ā Victor said over his shoulder. āRead it when youāre ready,ā and he pushed the black and gold button for the elevator. Yuuri frowned at the little envelope but shrugged as he tucked it into his pocket.
āUnderstood,ā Yuuri said.
The rest of the day was peacefully busy, a normal day of hustle and buzz. Yuuri organized Victorās schedule for the week, called clients to arrange conference dates, reviewed the weekly company outreach report, and set up Victorās poodleās vet appointment. Ā It was satisfyingly productive, he thought as he allowed himself to deflate into his desk chair at the end of the day. Everyone but he and Victor had clocked out to go home. He was glad that no one besides Victor knew about his birthday... the attention wouldāve made him uncomfortable.Ā
Victorās gift was more than enough, the cherry on top of a beautiful day. He thought about going to his favorite Japanese restaurant for dinner, a little mom and pop shop that made a katsudon almost as good as his motherās. Victor strode out of his office and rapped his knuckles on Yuuriās desk as he passed.
āTime to go home, Yuuri,ā he said, just like always.
āGood work today, Mr. Nikiforov,ā Yuuri replied and Victor mouthed happy birthday over his shoulder at Yuuri before stepping into the elevator. As the doors closed, he winked and was gone.
That man. Yuuri bit his lip and spun around in his chair. When it stopped spinning, he leaned on his desk and ran a thumb over one of the cuff links, absently thinking about that morning. About Victor checking his reflection in Yuuriās car window. About Victor making Yuuriās car smell like that. Of course, as Victorās executive assistant, he had to remain professional, set up boundaries so that their work relationship functioned, so that the company functioned. That Ā was what was important. But, it was Yuuriās professional opinion that Victor Nikiforov was hot enough to set the devil on fire.
And he was a good person too, which only made him hotter, as far as Yuuri was concerned. He was an amazing leader, philanthropic, and loving. He was quite clever too, and as ambitious as Yuuri was, he had to admit that Victor Nikiforov impressed him so thoroughly that Victorās back was the only one Yuuri was content with standing behind. But it never felt like he was standing behind Victor as much as he was standing at his side. Like partners.
He tried to clear his head by writing and sending out a company memo about the holiday bonuses. Once he finished that and several other little administrative tasks, he consulted the to do list on his tablet. It was nearly complete except--
āOh, I forgot!ā He said out loud even though he was alone. He opened his desk and pulled the letter that Victor gave him out of the drawer. It was sealed with a gold sticker. It looked like a medal. He carefully removed this and sat back in his seat to read the letter. He immediately recognized his bossā thin, neat cursive.
A soft flame rose in his chest when he read the first line.
Dear Yuuri,
Happy birthday! It seems like only yesterday that Chris hired you. If I remember correctly, you were actually officially appointed on your birthday. I could kick myself for the way I behaved back then. I was so accustomed to doing things by myself so I wasnāt exactly open to the idea of having an assistant. I am so, so sorry for everything. The truth is that now I canāt imagine running this company without you. I canāt imagine my life without you, Yuuri. Your heart is so beautiful. I canāt believe someone like you can be real: someone so compassionate but confident, someone creative and intelligent. You are like a song, Yuuri, and you gave me a new reason, a worthwhile reason to wake up and come to work every day. You gave me a reason to have passion and drive. You gave me a reason to finally use these words:
Ā I love you. I just wanted to let you know...
Ā Yours Forever,
Ā Victor Nikiforov
Ā āHooo, my god.ā
#yuuri on ice#yoi#fanfic#office au#writing prompt#i dont know how to use tumblr send help#not hr#not hero reform#my car window
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So as I mentioned earlier today...I did some #MeToo-inspired re-writing to an old modern AU of mine,Ā āSlayers and Stonesā. Youāll find the edited version below- Iād love any feedback anyone can provide! If youāve read the old version, Iād love to hear if the edits are working for you...and if this is your first time reading, those responses are also super valuable!
Her father calls her into his study early in the morning, a rare smile on his serious face as he passes her a laminated name badge. Ā āYour internship begins tomorrow.ā
Ā Sansa looks down at the red-and-gold tag. Ā The Lannister Inc. logo emblazoned across the top, her pseudonym Ā (āAlayne Stone,ā she likes the sound of it well enough) in bold font below, and beneath that...
Ā āMarketing and PR?ā Ā She cannot keep a dark frown from pulling at her lips; Lannister Inc. has a top-notch corporate analysis program, and sheād hoped that she might have a chance to experience it first-hand...
Ā But of course, this isnāt strictly a learning experience, is it?
Ā āItās the best place for you. Ā Youāll be privy to every nasty rumor that passes through that place, which is very, very useful to us.ā Ā Ned Stark still wears his smile, but it has yet to reach his eyes- corporate espionage is not attractive to him, and if not for Jon Arrynās urging, she doubts that heād be encouraging her to do this in the first place. Ā
Ā āBesides, the PR department handles press releases, events, parties...it would be the most fun for you, love.ā Ā
Ā Sansa grinds her molars together at that; she may have graduated cum laude from Bryn Mawr with plans to start at Harvard Business School in the fall, but in her fatherās eyes, sheāll always be that giggly, vapid seventeen year old, throwing a tantrum because another girl wore the same dress to the prom. Ā
Ā But she just smiles back and nods. Ā āIām sure youāre right, Daddy. Ā Iāll go and do my best.ā
Ā āThatās my girl.ā Ā And in spite of her annoyance, Sansa feels a flush of pride at her fatherās affectionate words, and she eagerly steps into his open arms and lets him hug her tight.
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āYouāll fit right in over at Lannister. Ā Theyāve got a thing for blondes.ā
Ā Sansa glares at her brother, who leans casually against the doorframe of her bedroom. Ā She reaches up to run a self-conscious hand through her newly-highlighted hair; auburn curls now shine strawberry-blonde, and she has yet to become used to it. Ā Ā
Ā When she doesnāt answer, Robb steps into the room and crosses his arms over his chest, a bright smile on his handsome face. Ā āWhat are you planning to wear?ā
Ā āThat.ā Ā She gestures to her closet door, where sheās hung the sensible pantsuit that her mother gave her right after graduation- āClassic, good for interviews,ā Catelyn Stark had said. Ā Ā
Ā Robb plucks at the fabric before shaking his head in distaste. Ā āSansa, Iāve been to Lannister Inc. Ā You canāt wear that...youāll stick out like a sore thumb.ā
Ā Itās not like her brother to pay attention to womenās fashion; the novelty of the conversation is enough to hold Sansaās interest. Ā āItās a high-powered corporation. Ā Youāre telling me that the women donāt wear business suits?ā
Ā āThey do...but not like that.ā Ā Sheās starting to understand his implication, and her cheeks blush, just a little.
Ā āThen what should I wear, Robb?ā Ā Ā
Ā To her surprise, her brother opens her closet door and begins to rifle through her clothing. Ā Itās a comical sight, and she laughs.
Ā āYou seem to know your way around a girlās closet. Ā Do you pick out outfits for Jeyne, too?ā
Ā He makes some retort, but his head is buried deep enough in the closet that she cannot make out the words. Ā Finally, he re-emerges, passing her a set of hangers and a pair of shoes. Ā
Ā āThere. Ā Thatās what you should wear.ā
Ā Sansa huffs an incredulous breath through her nose- her brother has selected a black cocktail dress, short and tight. Ā The other hanger holds a fitted black blazer, and the shoes are four-inch stiletto heels.
Ā āWhat, is Lannister, Inc. an elaborate cover for a fancy prostitution ring?ā Ā Ā
Ā Robb rolls his eyes and smirks before heading to the door.
Ā āFine, donāt listen to me. Ā But youāll go there tomorrow, and youāll see that I was just trying to help.ā
Ā When Robb leaves, Sansa evaluates her options. Ā And with a beleaguered sigh, she places the sensible pantsuit back in her closet. Ā Ā
Ā -Ā
Ā When she arrives at the skyscraper that houses Lannister Inc., Sansa realizes that Robb was completely correct. Ā There are more svelte, leggy blondes here than there are at Conde Nast, everyone dressed to the nines. Ā And not just the women; every man here looks like he walked off the set of a GQ photo shoot. Ā She thinks for a moment of the lax dress code at Stark Incorporated: her fatherās worn Frye boots, Robbās polo-and-khaki uniform, Theonās leather jacket. Ā The comparison makes her giggle under her breath.
Ā After a brief meeting with Kevan Lannister, the head of HR (an older, somewhat stern man, but pleasant enough), sheās ushered into the office of Genna Frey, the director of marketing. Ā She takes a seat beside a handsome blonde man who appears about her age; her heartbeat skips when he smiles at her and asks her name, but the excitement quickly abates when he continues to speak, and she realizes how dreadful, pompous, and unpleasant he is. Ā She makes a mental note to stay clear of this one ( Jeffrey, was it?) and turns her attention to the heavy-set, no-nonsense woman behind the wide mahogany desk. Ā
Ā The tasks she sets for the interns are very menial at first: archiving press clippings, calling publications to follow up on print deadlines. Ā Sansa is a good listener, always has been, but even her best efforts at eavesdropping reap few results. Ā She returns home each evening with dread building in her stomach, for she hates to look at her father and Uncle Jon night after night and tell them that no, she still hasnāt learned anything new. Ā Failure sits heavily on her shoulders and keeps her awake deep into the night.
Ā And yet she forces down coffee after coffee (even sneaking the occasional Adderall from Aryaās medicine cabinet) and throws herself into the work. Ā Tedious as it is, she strives to surpass the other interns, and when Ms. Frey lectures her co-workers, holding up Alayneās work and declaring, āThis is how you document. Ā I donāt want to see any more half-assed shit from you people, I want to see this ,ā she blushes as brightly as she does at her fatherās praise.
Ā Finally, at long last, Sansa receives a reward for her hard work. Ā Thereās a meeting scheduled with the senior executives to discuss āthe family matterā, and Genna invites her to come along and take notes. Ā
Ā (She does not invite Joffrey into the closed-door session, in spite of his Lannister blood, and Sansa feels a sudden admiration for Gennaās value of talent over nepotism.)
Ā Sansa is, of course, well acquainted with the PR disaster that has befallen Lannister Incorporated. Ā In fact, it would not exist at all without Ned Stark and Jon Arryn; they gained knowledge of the story from an executive at the Baratheon Corporation, and theyāve installed Sansa at Lannister to report on the fall-out. Ā
Ā Goosebumps prickle up and down her arms as she takes a seat beside Genna. Ā The CEO is not present- in the weeks since she started here, Sansa has never once seen the mysterious Tywin Lannister, and she finds herself imagining him as a disembodied head surrounded by smoke, like the Wizard of Oz. Ā But Kevan is here, along with CFO Petyr Baelish, Junior Vice President Tyrion Lannister, and Senior Vice President Jaime Lannister.
Ā Everyone at the table appears tense, but as she looks at the man seated directly across from her, she thinks that sheās never seen a person more drained and empty-looking than Jaime Lannister. Ā
Ā Sheās noticed him before, of course, sauntering down the hallways in his perfectly-tailored Italian suits, golden hair neatly combed back, tall and confident and devastatingly handsome. Ā The junior associates whisper his legend in the break room and by the water cooler- heās a ruthless, predatory raider, known for crushing smaller companies beneath his feet and pillaging the spoils. Ā āThe Slayer,ā they call him in tones of hushed reverence. Ā Sheās watched with distaste as assistant after intern after associate tries to flirt with him, only to be rebuffed by a distant smile and words of cool courtesy. Ā Heās only spoken to Sansa once, asking to borrow a pen and Post-It. Ā But he winked at her when he handed the pen back, and sheās sure that the smile she gave him in reply was every bit as insipid as the ones sheād seen from all those other silly girls.
Ā But now he does not look at anyone. Ā He leans back in his chair and closes his eyes as Tyrion catalogues the leaked information. Ā And it is, as Genna would say, an absolute shitstorm. Ā The former junior vice president, Cersei Lannister, had listened to some extremely bad advice and made an absurd, careless power play for the company. Ā Her illicit dealings and failed investments cost Lannister Inc. millions of dollars, and reports of her questionable character and distasteful personal life brought shame and derision upon the mighty Lannister dynasty. Ā
Ā Tyrion concludes his report by informing everyone that Cersei has been removed from public view and will be unable to do any more harm to the family or the company.
Ā āWhere is she?ā Ā
Ā Jaimeās voice rings out rather more loudly than is appropriate, and no one can bring themselves to look at him. Ā
Ā (Sansa thinks of some of the more salacious rumors that Jon Arryn has drummed up about Cersei Lannister and her handsome brother, but Uncle Jon has always had a flair for the dramatic...)
Ā āIt doesnāt matter, Jaime...ā
Ā āWhat do you mean, it doesnāt matter?ā Ā He turns on his brother, emerald-green eyes flashing with rage, and Tyrion, usually so poised and glib, actually appears a bit frightened.
Ā But the moment passes quickly, and the younger Lannister brother speaks in as even a tone as he ever does. Ā
Ā āI mean that we need to distance ourselves from her, for the sake of the company. Ā Any outward show of support would make us all look weaker...but if sheās just the bad egg, thatās something that could happen to any family. Ā Sheās an embarrassment, and we need to acknowledge that.ā
Ā Suddenly, Sansa feels a discordant twang in her stomach at the coldness of it all. Ā Yes, Cersei Lannister is a class-A fuck-up, but sheās still their sister, still one of them...and to just abandon her like that...
Ā Her voice sounds strange in her ears, as though it belongs to someone else. Ā āBut sheās your sister.ā Ā
Ā Every head whips around to stare at Sansa; Gennaās face glows red with rage as she mutters, āAlayne. Ā Be quiet.ā
Ā āWhat was that, Miss Stone?ā Tyrion asks. Ā
Ā She knows that she should shut up, that she must shut up. Ā But the words fall from her lips of their own accord- āSheās family...how can you just hide her somewhere and...and throw her awayā¦?ā
Ā āAlayne. Ā Go get my Starbucks order and leave it on my desk. Ā Ā Now, ā Genna seethes.
Ā As she rises from her chair, trying and failing to keep from shaking, she happens to glance across the table. Ā Jaime Lannister watches her, beautiful eyes unblinking and intense.
Ā And then his lips curve into a smile.
Ā -Ā
Ā When she arrives at work the next day, Sansa finds herself immediately re-routed to HR. Ā Her stomach sinks; she hasnāt told her father about the disaster of yesterdayās meeting, and she has no idea how sheāll explain getting fired...
Ā But Kevan Lannister barely even speaks to her before directing her to a conference room. Ā āGo in, please,ā he says.
Ā She mentally steels herself for an apoplectic Genna or a sneering Mr. Baelish, but she finds herself face to face with Brienne Tarth instead.
Ā Sansa took an immediate liking to Jaime Lannisterās executive assistant; she rejects the couture that is the office standard in favor of loose, comfortable suits (āProbably buys them at the Big and Tall Menās Wearhouse,ā one of the catty, pretty office drones once snarked), and she gives off an undeniable air of competence. Ā Sheās calm, collected, capable, and discreet, and Sansa considers these qualities far more valuable than any pretty facade.
Ā āPlease sit down, Miss Stone,ā Brienne says, gesturing to a chair. Ā Sansa sits and waits for the other woman to continue.
Ā āI donāt know if youāve heard, but Iāve just been promoted.ā
Ā āOh! Ā Congratulations,ā Sansa replies, and Brienneās pretty blue eyes crinkle in a grin.
Ā āThanks. Ā Itās a great opportunity for me- Iāll be a junior associate in the Boston office.ā Ā
Ā āThen youāre leaving?ā
Ā āYes, I move at the end of the week. Ā And thatās why Iāve called you in.ā
Ā āOh?ā Ā Sansa lifts a brow in surprise, while her insides jiggle in a hopeful dance- maybe Iām not getting fired...oh, thank God...
Ā āThe thing is, this all happened really suddenly, and HRās been so backed up lately that they havenāt really had time to deal with new hires. Ā Finding a replacement for me will definitely be a long process, lots of interviews...Iāve been with Jaime for five years, and heās...very particular.ā Ā
Ā āOf course.ā Ā Ā Five years, thatās a long time...but it makes sense, he obviously relies on her so much...
Ā āAnyway, until we can find someone heāll like, we need a person to sit at that desk and answer his phones and manage his calendar. Ā It will be a lot more hours than what youāre used to, at the same intern pay rate, so I completely understand if you donāt want to take on the added responsibility-ā
Ā āYou want me to be Jaime Lannisterās assistant?ā
Ā She must be quite a sight- eyes wide, mouth slightly ajar- because Brienne laughs brightly before nodding.
Ā āHe asked for you specifically. Ā Will you do it?ā
Ā Sansa thinks of the locked folders on the company drive, filled with information only available to the top executives and their assistants- she imagines having access to Jaimeās calendar, intimate knowledge of the second-in-commandās comings-and-goings...she begins to salivate, and she swallows it down.
Ā A red-gold ponytail bobs up and down as she eagerly nods. Ā
Ā āOh, yes. Ā Thank you.ā
Ā -Ā
Ā She should have known better. Ā Sansa curses herself for her naivety; just because Jaime gave Brienne the password to the locked files doesnāt mean heāll hand it over to a twenty-three year old intern heās barely met. Ā She lets herself wallow in disappointment for a few brief moments, but then forces the feeling aside- thereās got to be another way. Ā Sheāll just bide her time; sheās good at being patient.
Ā And so she fields phone calls and handles his e-mail correspondence and schedules meetings. Ā The scheduling is by far the most interesting part of the job; heās on the board of numerous organizations, and every night is a different gala, a different opening night, a different photo op. Ā
Ā Sheād seen his picture on Page Six that morning, taken at a heart-disease benefit the evening before. Ā He wore a tuxedo- heās even better-looking in a tux than in a suit- and stood with his arm wrapped around his dateās narrow waist: Margaery Tyrell, the heiress to Highgarden Communications, beautiful and striking in Alexander McQueen. Ā The Lannister PR machine desperately wants New York to believe that Jaime and Margaery are romantically involved, but when she considers that she must always arrange for a separate car for Margaery at the end of these events, Sansa thinks it rather unlikely.
Maybe heās gay, she thinks to herself as she returns from the dry cleaner and enters Jaimeās vacant office, hanging his tux on the door and placing the newly-shined dress shoes beneath it. Ā Ā He certainly dresses well...and Margaeryās gorgeous, but heās definitely not sleeping with her...
She crosses the room to water the little tree in the corner; Brienne schooled her carefully in the care and keeping of the plant. Ā
Ā She bends over to tip the watering can toward the back of the tree, and she does not hear the door open behind her. Ā When she stands upright, she locks eyes with Jaime, who watches her with a peculiar expression. Ā
Ā āI think it has enough water. Ā Youāve been very thorough.ā Ā Sansa nods and places the watering can down as Jaime furrows his brow, gesturing to the tuxedo.
Ā āWhere am I going tonight?ā
Ā āThe opera, Mr. Lannister,ā she replies, taking a small step toward the door, in spite of the fact that heās directly blocking her path. Ā
Ā āFuck, thatās right.ā Ā He rubs his eyes with the heel of his hand and sighs. Ā āWhich one is it?ā
Ā āāLa Bohemeā,ā she replies. Ā
Ā āHmm. Ā I havenāt seen that before.ā
Ā āItās beautiful,ā Sansa volunteers with a soft smile. Ā āItās one of my favorites.ā
Ā āYou like opera?ā
Ā āYes.ā Ā Sheās nearly at the door now, but he still hasnāt moved- sheās near enough to catch the scent of his cologne- musk and sandalwood- and her mouth begins to go dry... snap out of it, youāre being an idiot...
Ā āDuly noted.ā Ā He grins at her, pivoting his body just enough to give her space to slide through the doorway, but not enough to keep her from brushing her chest against his arm as she tries to pass. Ā āIāll get you tickets next time.ā
Ā āI..I would like that very much. Ā Thank you.ā
Ā When she closes the door behind her, Sansa falls into her chair and presses her palm to her heart. Ā She scowls at the quickness of the beats and restrains the urge to smack her head on the keyboard over and over again.
Ā Ā -
Ā Itās nearly midnight, and sheās completely alone. Ā Sheās sure of it- even the cleaning people have left for the weekend. Ā Still, her eyes dart about anxiously as she retrieves the zip drive from her purse and plugs it into her computer. Ā It will work...it has to work.
Ā Bran had been surprised, when she approached him to ask about computer hacking. Ā āI hack into gaming sites, Sansa,ā heād sighed with exasperation. Ā But the same principles must apply, she imagines- she adjusted the codes, tweaked the infrastructure on her own computer, saved it all to the drive. Ā And now sheāll be able to get into the locked files and secure her father some information far more valuable than the Cersei Lannister gossip. Ā
Ā Her toes tap and her fingers twitch with exhilaration- this is it, this is it, Iāll really prove myself now...
Ā So engrossed is she that she does not notice the door behind her swinging open, not until a low voice echoes through the empty office-
Ā āStill here, Alayne?ā
Ā She shrieks, whirling her chair around. Ā Jaime stands in the doorway of his office, tie loosened and shirt untucked, a tumbler of scotch in one hand. Ā
Ā But no, I saw him leave for the museum gala, I called the car and got his tux...when did he have time to come back? Ā When I was in the bathroom, maybe...God, I should have checked his office first, stupid, stupid, stupid...
Ā She tries to push her self-loathing aside long enough to answer his question. Ā āYes, Mr. Lannister. Ā Just trying to finish up the agenda for the next board meeting before the weekend.ā
Ā āI appreciate your dedication,ā he drawls with a smile. Ā āBut can I persuade you to take a break?ā
Ā He opens the door to his office wider and gestures to her to enter. Ā She hastily closes the open windows on her computer and complies, shutting the door behind her. Ā
Ā āDo you like scotch?ā he asks. Ā She doesnāt really, but her brothers and uncle are fond of it, and she knows she can hold it down when necessary.
Ā When she nods, he fills another tumbler from a crystal carafe and hands it to her. Ā āItās good, smooth. Ā Aged seventeen years.ā Ā
She takes a sip, trying not to wince at the burn of the liquid as it courses down her throat. Ā
āThank you.ā Ā
He sits on the sofa at the corner of his office and nods pointedly to the space beside him. Ā As she lowers herself down, he removes his tie and tosses it on a side table, unfastening the top few buttons of his shirt. Ā Sansa fights to keep from staring at the glimpse of his chest left exposed...she takes another sip and regrets the squeakiness of her voice when she asks,
Ā āWhy arenāt you at the gala?ā
Ā Jaime replies with a dry laugh. Ā āIām not in a very festive mood tonight.ā Ā His eyes darken a bit, and Sansa is reminded of the calls sheād forwarded to him that day from the private investigator. Ā Ā They still wonāt tell him where she is, he has to hire his own detective...itās insane. Ā Ā
Ā She finds herself unable to keep the sympathy out of her expression when she nods. Ā His gaze sharpens, but his tone remains calm and still.
Ā āSo, Alayne. Ā Are you enjoying yourself here?ā
Ā āItās a great opportunity for me. Ā Iām learning a lot.ā
Ā āAnd what is it that you want to do? Ā Whatās your big career dream?ā
Ā Sansa answers with more candor than she originally intended. Ā āI want to go to business school, then become an analyst. Ā And eventually, I want to run a company like this one.ā
Ā āNot exactly like this one, I hope,ā he sniffs derisively. Ā āBut youāre ambitious...everyone loves ambition here. Ā They eat, sleep, and shit ambition.ā Ā
Ā He refills her glass before she has time to protest, and the hard set of his jaw prompts her to change the subject.
Ā Sheās an easy conversationalist, and she turns the talk to music, art (he has an impressive collection), higher education. Ā Ā He makes her laugh with stories of his undergrad fraternity days at Yale, recommends business schools (he went to Harvard himself, and she bites her lip to keep from revealing her acceptance and inundating him with questions). Ā And he keeps the liquor flowing, until Sansa drops her heavy head onto the back of the sofa, just a hairsbreadth away from his shoulder.
Ā āMay I ask you something?ā Ā She looks up at the clean profile of his face and breathes deeply, inhaling the scent of peat and alcohol and expensive cologne.
Ā āWhatever you like.ā Ā
Ā āWhy did you ask for me? Ā When you were picking an intern to help you, I mean. Ā Why me?ā
Ā He reaches for her tumbler, and she relinquishes it. Ā After placing both his glass and hers on a nearby table, he reclines back against the sofa and runs a hand through his thick golden hair. Ā
Ā āIt was what you said in the meeting that day. Ā About family...there are plenty of ambitious people around here, like I said. Ā Lots of smart people and driven people, but there arenāt a lot of compassionate people.ā Ā He props his elbow on the back of the couch and leans closer; she can feel the warmth radiating from his body, and she inches nearer...
Ā āWhat you said...it was very human of you. Ā And thatās fucking refreshing.ā
Ā Their knees are touching now; if she moves her head just a fraction, her brow will fall against his. Ā She sees the prickling of stubble along his jawline, the way his eyelashes become light at the tips. A lock of her hair falls across her face, and he reaches up to smooth it back behind her ear. Ā
Ā āYouāve got a lot of red in your hair,ā he comments, twisting the strands around his finger. Ā Ā āVery pretty.ā
So, so tacky, a cutting voice reverberates at the back of her mind. Powerful executive trying to get into his young assistantās pants...he honestly couldnāt be more cliche if he tried.
His mouth barely hovers over hers at this point. And sheās not sure whether itās defiance against those bitter voices coursing through her head or simply a total lack of fear (a middle-aged guy acting inappropriate with an intern, even in this day and age...thatās just sad), but she figures that she has nothing to lose.
She tilts her chin up and brushes her lips against his. Ā Jaime cups her cheek in his hand, and the way he kisses her- soft, patient, gentle- stokes a fire in her belly, sending tingles up and down her limbs and between her legs. Ā
Ā Jaimeās tongue teases at the seam of her lips, and she opens her mouth for him willingly, knotting her fingers in his soft hair. Ā He massages her tongue with his, and when he wraps a strong arm around her and eases her down onto the sofa cushions, sheās almost embarrassed by the ease with which her legs fall to either side, giving him unambiguously-direct access.
Ā āOh-ā she sighs when she realizes that heās settled his hips into the space between her thighs, his mouth lavishing attention on her neck, kissing and biting and sucking (enough to make her whimper and writhe, but not enough to leave marks- wonāt have to break out the concealer, at least....).
Itās all moving along at an alarming pace, and the sensible side of Sansa, the one that regularly talked Arya down from her more fantastical flights of fancy and stopped Mya and Jeyne from becoming the subjects of especially-vicious high school gossip, urges her to slow things down-
āMr. Lannister,ā she begins (not very convincingly- she doesnāt actually want him to stop, although she knows itās the right thing to do)-
āJaime,ā he pants into her skin, his tongue dipping into the groove of her collarbone. Ā āItās Jaime.ā
āJaime,ā she repeats- itās a good name to whisper nearly breathless, a good name to sigh- she imagines herself screaming it as she comes, and she spreads her legs wider, quivering with anticipation. Ā
(And the practical part of her slinks into the wings, completely forgotten for the time being.)
Her nimble fingers slide between them, unfastening the buttons of his shirt. Ā Her hands roam over the perfectly-contoured muscles of his body, and sheās momentarily distracted by the thought of the personal-training appointments Jaimeās had her schedule for 4:30am every day. āWho gets up that early?ā sheād asked Kevanās assistant Joy after sharing this story at one of their impromptu mid-afternoon coffee breaks. Joy had replied with a smirk, rolling her green eyes as she muttered, āSomeone with something major to prove.ā
Ā He fingers the hem of her camisole, and she helps him pull it up over her shoulders, nearly surprised by her own lack of hesitation- she hasnāt been touched so intimately since she broke up with Harry almost a year ago, she should probably be more reluctant, more shy...
Ā But the way Jaime presses his face into her chest and softly kisses the tops of her breasts...the way he mouths her nipples through the thin cotton of her bra...the deft way he reaches beneath her to pull the hooks open- nothing like Harry at all.
Ā āYou like that, donāt you?ā he breathes as he scrapes his teeth over her left nipple. Ā She pulls his hair tight and whimpers in response, and he laughs, taking one breast in each hand and pushing them together until he can suck both nipples into his mouth at once. Ā
Ā She lets out a little peep of objection when he releases her breasts, but then his lips trail lower, skimming over her stomach, tongue swirling into her navel. Ā He lifts her skirt up and slides his fingers over her through her underwear, and she digs her nails into the leather of the sofa.
Ā When he replaces his fingers with his mouth, kissing her through her boy-shorts, she growls his name low in her throat, surprised by her own abandon. The tip of his tongue teases at her clit, and the warmth, the soft pressure, the friction of the fabric- she reaches down to grip his shoulder, scratching at the golden skin, while her other hand kneads her own breast.
Ā āOh, please...ā Ā she begins, but soon interrupts herself with a sigh of delight as he catches her underwear in his teeth and pulls them down her legs. Ā Jaime peppers soft kisses on her ankle, the inside of her knee, all up and down her inner thighs before spreading her folds and licking into her. Ā
Ā Heās slow and patient in his exploration, taking his time to discover the way she likes to be touched. Ā When he curls his fingers inside her just so, his tongue softly massaging her swollen outer lips before resting flat on her clit, she finds herself moaning just the way Harry always wished she would, bucking her hips up and feeling her wetness pool over his fingers and his lips. Ā
Ā He kisses his way back up her body and then captures her mouth- she licks her own release from his lips and tongue. Ā She can feel him pressed against her belly, and she quickly unbuckles and unbuttons until heās in her hand, hot and hard. Ā Sansa kisses along his jaw and takes his earlobe in her mouth as she begins to stroke; her other hand pinches his nipple, and he grabs her hip tight and releases a breathy trail of obscenities. Ā
Ā Then she brings her hand to his face and looks him in the eye, those gorgeous catās eyes, set in this laughably-perfect face- āThe Slayerā, they call him, he has no soul, no conscience...but would a man with no soul care so deeply for his disgraced sister? Ā Would a man with no soul place such a premium on compassion, on āhumanā behavior? Ā
Ā She kisses him again, hungrier than before, as she rubs the head of his cock against her. Ā He moans into her mouth- āAlayneā, and she tries not to feel a prick of sadness- and his hips start to shift-
Ā āDo you have a condom?ā she thinks to ask him, just in time. His brows knit together, and sheās blessedly able to stop herself before she rolls her eyes. Thereās something strangely vulnerable about him as he leans down to retrieve his wallet from the back pocket of his pants and fishes within until he finds a Trojan.
Ā āNot sure how long this has been thereā¦ā he begins, trying to sell the curve of his lips as a gesture of good humor...but heās fragile in a way she canāt quite understand, and she chooses to be merciful.
She takes the rubber from him and tears the package open with her teeth, sprawling flat on her stomach to apply it with her mouth.
Once this crucial task is complete, she guides him into her and lifts her knees to her chest, savoring the deep thrusts, the hard grip of his hands on her thighs.
Jaime lifts her legs so that her ankles rest on his shoulders, and he lowers one hand to caress her, turning his head to kiss the side of her calf. Ā She comes again, even harder than before, and when he slides out of her, she wraps her hand around him and pulls off the condom before raining kisses over his shoulders and neck and chest until his ejaculate leaks over her fingers, pooling in the spaces between.
Ā They do not move right away, content to stay coiled around each other, exchanging leisurely kisses with generous tongue. Ā Sansa starts to truly consider what sheās done- this man is her fatherās rival, a top executive in the company that Stark Incorporated is trying to destroy.
Ā And these facts shouldnāt make her want him more. Ā Thatās childish nonsense...but thereās an appeal here that she canāt deny, canāt ignore. Ā Ā Between the leather and the sandalwood and the musk and the scotch and this powerful, beautiful man sucking on her lower lip-
Ā But then she remembers the red zip drive conspicuously plugged into the side of her computer, and she pulls away.
Ā āI should finish up and go home,ā she murmurs. Ā He does not object, but he keeps his arms around her as she tries to put her clothes back on, slowing down the process with his kisses and touches and wicked insinuations.
Ā After she slips her top back on and wraps her hand around the back of his neck, pulling him in for a deep kiss, he whispers, Ā āCome home with me. Ā I want to fuck you in the back of the town car-ā He brushes his lips beneath her ear- ā-and in the elevator-ā His stubble scratches at her collarbone as he moves down- ā-and in every room in my apartment.ā Ā He gently squeezes her breast, and she shifts closer, nearly sitting in his lap-
Ā But then she stops. Ā She pulls away and stands, smoothing the wrinkles from her skirt.
Ā āNot tonight,ā she replies with a soft smile. Ā He looks disappointed, but when she reaches down to brush an errant lick of golden hair out of his eyes, she can feel him smile against the thin skin of her wrist.
Ā āWe ought to clean ourselves up,ā she says, watching as he tucks his cock back into his pants and crosses toward the closet. Ā He drops a kiss on her shoulder as he passes her, opening the closet door and retrieving a clean white dress shirt.
Ā āVery sensible, Iām sure.ā Ā He slides the shirt over his arms, and the fabric clings to his sweat-dampened chest as he fastens the buttons. Ā
Ā Before she loses her wits entirely, Sansa hastens out the door, shutting it behind her.
Ā Ā Ā She gathers her things quickly, shuts off the lights, powers down her computer (but not before ejecting the zip drive and slipping it back into her purse). Ā
Ā Jaime emerges from his office a few minutes later in perfectly-clean clothes, briefcase in hand. Ā He approaches her, graceful steps putting her in mind of a lion stalking its prey. Ā When he closes in on her, his arm firmly wrapped around her waist, her lower back pressed against the desk, she feels that she wants to be ravaged and savaged and ripped apart. Ā Ā Of course, she reflects as she observes a thin scratch on his neck, courtesy of her sharp fingernails, Iād be able to give plenty of my own back, too.
Ā āWill you let me drive you home, at least?ā he asks, and she forces her head into a vehement shake.
Ā āNo, thank you. Ā The cabs are lined up around the block at this hour.ā Ā She tries to straighten her posture, but he holds her fast against the desk. Ā Just one more, she thinks as she pulls his face down to hers, the force of the kiss pushing her up onto the desk, her leg rising to wrap around him again-
Ā A clatter of metal, and they both look down- sheās knocked her stapler and tape dispenser onto the floor. Ā They separate, and she leans down to retrieve the supplies. Ā When she stands back up, Jaime places a thumb on her lips, just a gentle pressure. Ā
Ā āGood night, Alayne,ā he whispers before turning on his heel and heading toward the elevator bank. Ā
Ā She waits by the window until she sees his town car pull away. Ā Only then does she leave; she opts against taking a cab, choosing instead to walk the thirty blocks to her parentsā townhouse.
Ā Sansa strolls out to the river park, walking along the water that frames the west side. Ā She slips a hand into her purse and closes it around the zip drive. Ā And then she thinks.
Ā Regardless of what just occurred between them (a #MeToo moment waiting to happen...sheās ashamed of the flippant nature of this thought, at the ease with which she left her own complicity out of the equation), Jaime seems to be a decent person. Ā And Genna is decent in her way, and Kevan and even Tyrion...is it fair, is it right to help her father tear their company up like this? Ā The information sheās stolen has the potential to obliterate Lannister Inc.... Ā Can she...will she...?
Ā She rests her hand on the railing that separates the pathway from the water below. Ā The little red drive nestles in her fist, and she loosens her fingers-
Ā But instead, she returns the drive to the inner pocket of her purse. Ā Shutting the bag with a resolute zip, Sansa continues on her way home. Ā
#my fics#jaime x sansa#modern au#fanfiction time travel#rewriting my stories from 7 years ago#you know#like you do
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Lock and Key
Prompt: Whumptober Day 9, Shackled
Summary: Oliver finds himself alone and out of reach in a highly secure facility, full of people determined to break him down into a default Google unit and use him for their own ends.
Oliver cannot give in. He cannot lose himself. He will not be a tool.
Warnings: Dehumanization, experimentation
Tagging: @peribloke (ask to be tagged!)
Read on AO3 (Full Whumptober Series)
Enjoy!
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Oliver doesnāt know what happened.
He was out alone one morning, sitting in the park and enjoying the sunset. Heād been approached by what he thought was a homeless woman covered in layers of ratty hoodies and coats, with greasy tangled hair and piercing brown eyes. Oliver had what heād thought was a very nice conversation with her ā until she pulled out a high-voltage taser and pressed it to Oliverās chest, jolting him through pain and into darkness.
He wakes up later ā many hours later, according to his internal clock ā trussed up like an animal. More than an animal; his arms are locked tight to his body with chains, his legs are forced into a kneel with metal shackles clamped around his calves to anchor him to the floor, and worst of all, his face is covered with a titanium muzzle mask, obscuring everything below his eyes and making it impossible to breathe. His side vents have already opened to let air into his systems for cooling, but it doesnāt make the harsh metal any less claustrophobic or uncomfortable. He has just enough space beneath the mask to speak, and so he does.
āWhere am I?ā he gasps. The room heās in is barren, cold ā a containment cell of some kind, high-tech. A door to Oliverās left opens, and he turns to look. Itās an effort to lift his head against the mask, but heās able to watch a prim woman in a lab coat step into the room. Her hair is in a tight bun, and a clipboard rests in her arms. The door automatically closes and locks behind her as her heels clack across the floor to Oliver.
āYouāre in a highly secure technological facility,ā the woman responds, without emotion. āThat is the only information I am permitted to disclose on our location.ā
If her voice hadnāt given it away, her sharp brown eyes would have.
āYou!ā Oliver cries, āYouāre that woman I talked to earlier! You tased me! Why am I here? What do you want with me??ā He struggles helplessly against his bonds as the woman writes something on her clipboard.
āIntense emotional response to unexpected negative stimuli,ā she intones. āWith any luck, the conditioning should leave you moreā¦measured.ā
āWhat conditioning?ā Oliver asks, āWhat are you going to do to me?ā He tries to send a distress signal to his brothers, and to his horror, it bounces back with a generic error message.
āWeāve been watching you for some time,ā the woman says. āA Google unit is quite a valuable asset, and you seemed to be the most predictable, trusting, and easiest to capture of the four in circulation. But we cannot have a predictable or trusting Google unit; we need the destructive agent you were designed to be. Weāve already made efforts to restore your factory settings manually, but it seems you have too many internal safeguards against it. Weāll likely need many hours to break through those safeguards, so weāve disabled your internal alert system and wifi connectivity to prevent the other units from tracing you here.ā
Oliverās heart sinks deeper through his chest the more he hears. It shouldnāt be true; they shouldnāt be able to turn off his alerts and disconnect him from being traced. But he still canāt send a distress signal out, and his internal GPS isnāt working, either. He doesnāt know where he is, how far from home heās been taken. Heās shaking when he responds.
āTheyāll find me,ā Oliver says, trying to sound brave, āMy brothers will find me, theyāll destroy this whole building and everyone in it if they have to.ā
āWe shall see,ā the woman replies, and with that, she leaves.
So begins Oliverās imprisonment.
He spends most of each day alone, boredom ticking like the seconds of his internal clock. But when heās not alone, heās being opened up and poked and prodded by engineers and scientists as they try to reduce him to his factory settings without ruining his functionality, and thatās far worse. He learns to love the boredom because thereās no pain or humiliation in it, and it gives him more time to organize and shuffle his memory files where he hopes the scientists will never find them.
My name is Oliver. My birthday is May 20. I have three brothers: Google, Plus, and Chrome. I have two best friends: Bingiplier and MarkBop. I have a boyfriend named Bim. My home is Ego Inc. I am not a tool.
Before long, their tinkering corrupts Oliverās downloaded files. Heās already watched the movies and played the music stored in his memory banks a dozen times over, but he still regrets their loss. The boredom gets less forgiving.
My name is Oliver. My birthday is May 20. I have three brothers: Google, Plus, and Chrome. I have two best friends: Bingiplier and MarkBop. I have a boyfriend named Bim. My home is Ego Inc. I am not a tool.
They mess around in his movement components and set off an involuntary spasm that dislocates his shoulder. It takes them three days to notice. It takes them another two to fix it. The pain is something to focus on, at least.
My name is Oliver. My birthday is May 20. I have three brothers: Google, Plus, and Chrome. I have two best friends: Bing and Bop. I have a boyfriend. My home is Ego Inc. I am not a tool.
They put him under at one point to open his chest panel. They donāt tell Oliver about this, but he knows because when he wakes up afterwards he can feel where bolts are missing.
My name is Oliver. I have three brothers: Google, Plus, and Chrome. I have two best friends. I have a boyfriend. My home is Ego Inc. I am not a tool.
They break his internal clock. Time feels twice as long.
My name is Oliver. I have three brothers: Google, Green, and Chrome. I have two best friends. I have a boyfriend. I am not a tool.
Theyāre not delicate like scientists should be. They have a job to do, but Oliver thinks they like to cause him suffering. They excuse mistakes and keep going. They need Oliver functional and wiped, not whole or happy.
My name is Oliver. I have three brothers: Google, Green, and Red. I have two best friends. I am not a tool.
Things are getting scrambled. They pull apart his knowledge base, they can replace it later. They press buttons in his mind that flood his system with error messages. They donāt fix it. Oliver reads them, over and over, when heās alone.
My name is Oliver. I have three brothers: Blue, Green, and Red. I am not a tool.
Sometimes Oliver wonders if heās dreaming. If this is a nightmare he canāt wake up from. The chains still feel real, though. The muzzle mask feels real. He thinks the skin around his mouth and nose has flaked off. It got too wet from snot when he criedā¦how long ago? Heās not sure. He canāt remember crying anyhow. It doesnāt matter. None of it matters. But something does. Something is taking shape.
My name is Oliver. I have three brothers. I am not a tool.
One day he realizes, with stunning clarity, that heās been losing memories this whole time. That the ill-conceived tinkering of the scientists has scrambled up everything, combined software folders, and corrupted every file. For a while he screams, thrashes until he canāt move, writhing against the unforgiving chains. But eventually he stops. He canāt remember what he lost, so thereās no point in crying about it.
My name is Oliver. I am not a tool.
He doesnāt know how long heās been here. He doesnāt know if there was a time when he wasnāt.
My name is Oliver. I am not a tool.
His objectives are the only thing that ring true in his stiff, rusting body.
My name is Oliver. I am not a tool.
What was he made for? Is this all there is?
My name is Oliver. I am not a tool.
Error. Ignore. Error. Ignore. The messages keep popping up, Oliver keeps dismissing them. Heās read them before. But he hasnāt. But he has. Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
My name isā¦itāsā¦
Oliver dies. Google Unit Y3LL0W awakes.
I am not a tool.
The woman with the bun keeps coming back, among the scientists. She watches then work.
āWill you cooperate now, Yellow?ā
I am not a tool.
He fights.
I am not a tool.
He struggles.
I am not a tool.
He forgets why heās struggling.
I am notā¦I am notā¦
His primary objective is to answer questions as quickly as possible.
āWill you cooperate now, Yellow?ā
āYes.ā
#whumptober2019#no.9#google oliver#markiplier fanfiction#markiplier#kristin says stuff#my writing#fanfic#i might continue this after october#we'll see
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Pining!Carm and Oblivious!Laura are friends who are donating at a blood drive - delivered by @jg-firefly
The first year that Silas Inc. had hosted their annual blood drive, there had been approximately three donors, all of whom had been instrumental in organizing the thing in the first place. The goody-goody type, the sort that believed in charity for the sake of doing good, they had set up the damned thing again every year that followed, with an extra dose of guilt-tripping at each subsequent event.
When this had still not turned out quality results, they had resorted to a far more tried-and-true method.
Bribery.
Which was how the whole of Silas Inc., from designers to programmers to accountants, were bundled in sweaters and scarves, hands shoved deep in their pockets, in the parking lot on a blistery Tuesday morning.
An hour off of work had been a lot to promise, but it had certainly done the trick, once Perry had sorted out the paperwork and pushed the issue up the HR ladder. There was a camera crew from some nobody local station, a collection of balloons, and an assortment of food trucks. The whole thing was practically a fall carnival, if they just threw in a few rides, and it was nearly enough to make Carmilla turn on her heel and stride back inside.
If it werenāt for the veritable ray of sunshine working her way through the crowd, she might well have.
āThey had pumpkin and apple, and I didnāt know which youād like, so I got both,ā Laura said, beaming. There was whipped cream on her lips, no doubt from the sugary coffee drink she had tucked awkwardly in her elbow, and it took a very real effort not to reach out and thumb it away.
She focused her attention on the proffered pastry, plucking one from Lauraās grasp with a shrug.
āEither is fine, cutie.ā
The nickname, even after years of use, still managed to tug a blush up into Lauraās cheeks. It was a sight that Carmilla could not imagine growing tired of, but one that pained her all the same.
Laura had hated all of Carmillaās pet names, when they had first met. Every time they metāsometimes there were days in between, but more often weeks, and, once, monthsāshe would insist that she was not a confectionary and that she deserved to have her real name used like any other coworker.
It was not until they were put on the same team, Laura the lead writer to her head of graphic design, that Carmilla actually backed off, and she had never meant for the names to come back. Laura had made her lack of interest quite clear, between her righteous indignation and her multitude of serious relationships, and Carmilla was hardly the type to waste her time where it was not welcomeā¦ but somehow they had become friends, and the names had crept back onto her tongue, and Laura had smiled and rolled her eyes as though this was an amusing inconvenience rather than a cardinal sin.
So, she kept using them.
āI canāt believe we actually got you out here, yāknow,ā said Laura. She has settled onto the steps, and Carmilla slid down beside her with a great, shivering awareness of the closeness in their shoulders.
āMm. Does that mean you lost the betting pool?ā
Lauraās eyes blew wide. āWait, you know about that?ā
āAccountants donāt know the meaning of subtlety, cupcake,ā she offered dryly. Careful of the scattering crumbs, she peeled a bit of the crust off of her turnover and tossed it into her mouth. āTheyāve been doing this every year. Theyāve got one for whether or not Iāll join the Secret Santa exchange, too.ā
This seemed to momentarily stun Laura, whose mouth opened and closed in a charming impression of a goldfish before she stuttered out, āWell, youāve lost me a lot of money, just so you know.ā
Carmilla, eyes widening in startled wonder, was spared the need to form words by the call of āLaura Hollis!ā from across the lot.
āOh, thatās me!ā Laura cried, bouncing to her feet. She hesitated a moment, the uncertain shift of her toes on the pavement drawing a stutter into Carmillaās pulse, but a moment later she merely thrust her half-eaten pastry forward and shattered any ill-advised hope. āI donāt think I can take thisā¦ could you hold it, Carm?ā
She noddedāstill lacking the capability to speakāand nearly caved in on herself when Lauraās fingers brushed against her own in the exchange of napkin-wrapped sweets.
Laura noticed none of this, giving a dorky little salute before she dashed off.
She was entirely too good for Carmilla, and Carmilla knew it, but every now and again she said something, did something, that challenged all of the foundations of reality. She would nudge an elbow into Carmillaās side when she wanted to share something funny, or tilt her head just so when she was about to ask if everything was okay. She would send a text whenever she saw something that reminded her of Carmilla, or recommend a song that she thought Carmilla would enjoy, and every now and again she would look at her with a warmth that Carmilla had no way to explain.
And every time she found a new girlfriend, there was a piece of Carmilla that fractured.
There had been approximately two months between Laura starting at Silas and the start of her year-long relationship with an obnoxiously nerdy womenās rugby player. After that (messy) break-up, she had spent six weeks moping before she showed up at the office in a ridiculously chipper mood for a Monday, babbling nonstop about the perfect girl that had bought her coffee. That had lasted seven months, before Laura had broken it off, and she had spent three months going on dates before a one-night-stand turned into yet another yearās worth of flowers and drop-ins and joint photo-ops. That had ended, at long last, only because of her feelings for Danny, and it had been over a year and a half before that, too, fizzled out.
She had been single, now, going on five months. It was the longest Carmilla had seen her without a girlās photo on her phone lock screen, without their work lunches interrupted by giggly visits, without her tossing in āoh let me see if insert-girlfriendās-name can come, too!ā whenever the staff was planning an outing.
Carmilla would by lying, if she said she had not been waiting for the moment when it would start all over again. There was always another beautiful girl waiting in the wings, another girl with a supportive family and a real education and an encyclopedia of knowledge on all Lauraās favorite television shows.
Eventually, as much as the idea made her stomach churn, sheād meet the right girlāthe girl that she would never break up with. The girl she would marry.
Sheād probably invite Carmilla to the wedding.
It was with this rather nauseating thought in mind that Carmilla stood to follow the call of her name onto the donation bus, and she only managed to dull the ache with the image of Lauraās beaming face that was waiting for her.
āCarm! Look!ā she declared, holding her arm up halfway in apparent pride at the thick, red tube that was sticking out of her elbow.
Carmilla grimaced, which apparently only served to amuse Laura. The nurse was less thrilled. She shoved a clipboard into Carmillaās arms, directed her onto a cracked plastic bench, and then set about attending to one of the interns (who was looking pale with a full bag of blood hanging out of him.)
āYou look nervous.ā
Her pencil pausing halfway through her personal information, Carmilla raised her gaze to find Laura craning to see her. It was not a pose that looked particularly comfortable, but it did nothing to affect her temperament. Her eyes sparkled just the same as ever.
āIām not nervous,ā Carmilla scoffed. She returned to the papers, scowling as she took in just how many pages were involved. What did it take to give blood, a doctorate in medical science?
āYou havenāt done this before, have you?ā
How she always seemed to know these things, Carmilla would never understand.
āNo. But it seems fairly straight-forward.ā She tapped the clipboard, āStep one, fill out ridiculous permission slips,ā she pointed to Lauraās arm, āStep two, part with half my blood supply. For free, apparently.ā
āThereās a t-shirt.ā
āPeachy.ā
She turned back to the paperwork.
āWhy do they care if Iāve been to England?ā
āMad cow disease,ā Laura offered knowledgably.
āAll of this seems unnecessary.ā
Lauraās expression turned into a pout. āI swear, you better not give up on this over the paperwork. At least let it be over the needle, if youāre going to cost me my fifty bucks.ā
There she was again, casually believing Carmilla was capable of more. Casually betting on her doing good.
The nurse stepped between them, surveying Carmillaās answers and setting them aside, and then she found herself offering a finger to be stuck for what was apparently an iron deficiency test (something Carmilla could not help but think should have happened prior to the invasive questioning) and by the time she was settled onto the crinkly paper of a donating couch, Laura was being bandaged up.
Timing always had been a bitch.
āCan I get some cookies?ā Laura asked, though, the moment the nurse had finished strapping a bright green āXā around her elbow. She tested the flexibility, tapping her index finger on the crux in a way that Carmilla was certain the nurse would not advise.
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Sex Workers To Get HIV Treatment, ARVs
Sex Workers To Get HIV Treatment, ARVs
South Africa has embarked on Africaās first strategy to treat and prevent HIV among sex workers. South Africa will soon begin providing HIV treatment to HIV-positive sex workers upon diagnosis as part of its new announced national plan. Currently, most people living with HIV must wait until their CD4 counts - a measure of the immune systemās strength - fall to 500 before they can start treatment. At least 3 000 HIV-negative sex workers will also receive the combination ARV Truvada to prevent contracting HIV. When taken daily as https://www.2nd-circle.com/escorts-madrid/ -exposure prophylaxis, Truvada can reduce a personās risk of contracting HIV by about 90 percent. In December, South Africa became the first country in southern Africa to register Truvada, which combines the ARVs emtricitabine and tenofovir, for use as prevention in December.
South Africa National AIDS Council (SANAC) CEO Dr Fareed Abdullah credited Health Minister Dr Aaron Motsoaledi for driving the planās creation. The plan comes on the heels of research released that found about 72 percent of Johannesburg sex workers surveyed were living with HIV. āThe good news is that sex workers are showing a lot of responsibility and about three-fourths of sex workers are using condoms with their clients,ā said South Africa National AIDS Council (SANAC) CEO Dr Fareed Abdullah. The bad news is although more than 90 percent of sex workers surveyed had tested for HIV, less than a third of those who were living with HIV had received treatment - far less than the national average, Abdullah added. Sex work is estimated to account for as much as 20 percent of new HIV infections in South Africa, according to Deputy Health Minister Joe Phaahla.
The three-year national plan also aims to reach 70 000 sex workers with a standardised package of services, including PrEP adherence support, delivered in part via a network of 1 000 of their peers. Deputy President and SANAC Chair Cyril Ramaphosa called the plan a chance for South Africans to affirm their rights. āThis plan is about the human rights, about the rights of ordinary people,ā he said. āSex work is essentially work,ā said Ramaphosa, who ended his address by embracing national leader of the Sisonke sex worker movement Kholi Buthelezi. Buthelezi joined other sex workers in calling for decriminalisation of sex workers to remain on the national agenda. āWe are the vanguards of pleasure,ā said Mpumalanga sex worker Lesly Mntambo. āStop criminalising my adult body and what it is capable of doing.
In order to set them apart from "decent" women and avoid confusion, the church required that prostitutes adopt some type of distinctive clothing, which each particular city government was allowed to select. Those who argued against prostitution suggested all sorts of reasons for its existence. Andreuccio in II.5. This young woman is presented as extremely clever and exceedingly cruel. Boccaccio, Giovanni. The Decameron. Trans. G. H. McWilliam. Brundage, James A. Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe. Bullough, Vern L. "Prostitution in the Later Middle Ages." Sexual Practices and the Medieval Church. Ed. Vern L. Bullough and James Brundage. Buffalo: Prometheus Books, 1982, pp.176-86. Karras, Ruth Mazo. "Prostitution in Medieval Europe." Handbook of Medieval Sexuality. Ed. Vern L. Bullough and James A. Brundage. New York: Garland Publishing, Inc., 1996, pp. Richards, Jeffrey. Sex, Dissidence and Damnation: Minority Groups in the Middle Ages.
Getting a gang tattoo is about as smart as getting your girlfriend's name tattooed on your arm. Like you're never going to break up. Another thing to consider is what you want to take pride in representing. Is selling crack or date rape drug really something to brag about? What about Otis Garret and Dave Picton? The Hells Angels deny everything and keep secrets from their own members. They only reveal things on a need to know basis. Otis Garret was incarcerated for running a Hells Angels prostitution ring in San Fransisco. The woman who testified against him was murdered along with her twin seven year old daughters. There is nothing there to be proud of. I know a guy who wears Big Red Machine support gear. I asked about them selling crack and he just said he didn't ask about that part of the business. To me wearing support gear is like wearing a T-shirt that says I support Clifford Olsen and getting a Hells Angels tattoo is like saying I support Dave Picton. Something they did but deny.
When researchers taught capuchin monkeys how to use money, it didnāt take long for one of the male monkeys to offer a female one of the coins in exchange for sex. Prostitution is often called āthe worldās oldest professionā with good reason; it is a form of exchange that predates the human species, and has even been observed among chimpanzees. Males tend to want sex much more frequently than most females are willing to accommodate, and where a demand exists it is inevitable that some individuals will choose to meet it for a price. The terminology used to discuss this subject is probably unfamiliar to some readers, so a short summary may be in order.
First and foremost is āsex work,ā an umbrella term for all forms of labor in which the sexual gratification of the customer is the primary focus. Prostitution, stripping, acting in adult movies, providing phone sex, and the like are included. As you can probably guess, the boundaries are somewhat fuzzy; some dominatrices and burlesque dancers consider themselves sex workers, while others vociferously insist they arenāt. But in general, a āsex workerā is one whose job is specifically focused on the customerās gratification, not merely tangential to it. As with the term āsex workā itself, there is some controversy regarding the exact meanings and extent of the terms for the various models of legislation.
I find that the simplest and most useful categorization divides all of the individual legal schemes into three broad categories. In the first, criminalization, the act of selling sex itself is illegal; despite the common American perception that this model is nigh-universal, it is actually the least common in the developed world. The United States and several communist and recently-communist countries are the only large nations which have full criminalization, but in the Swedish model (also called the Nordic model), only the act of paying for sex is de jure prohibited. The most common system, found in the majority of European, Commonwealth, and Latin American countries, is legalization. The act of taking money for sex is not illegal in and of itself; rather, certain activities associated with it are.
The specific activities prohibited under legalization schemes vary widely and arbitrarily; for example, while brothels are illegal in Canada, in Nevada they are the only legal venue for selling sex. Specific regimes also vary widely in extent: while in some there are so many prohibitions the act itself becomes de facto illegal, others differ from decriminalization by only the narrowest of margins. The third model, decriminalization, is at present found only in New Zealand and the Australian state of New South Wales. Under this system, sex work is recognized as a form of work like any other, and therefore not subject to any laws that do not bind other businesses. For example, brothels are regulated by zoning laws and the like rather than subjected to special criminal laws; sex workers are responsible for taxes and covered by workersā compensation programs, and so forth.
For most of history, sex work was generally unregulated; exceptions to that rule were frequent, but nearly always local and temporary. ā And in the Far East, most of the laws were designed to maintain the rigid social order and class structure of those societies, rather than to police the private sexual arrangements of individuals. Indeed, up until the nineteenth century almost nobody imagined that prohibition could be done, let alone that it should. By the beginning of the twentieth century, the āwhite slaveryā hysteria was in full swing. Yet despite this complete failure, Swedish-style rhetoric has been heavily marketed to other countries. ā¦International authorities regard the NSW regulatory framework as best practice. Contrary to early concerns the NSW sex industry has not increased in size or visibilityā¦Licensing of sex workā¦should not be regarded as a viable legislative response.
New Zealand decriminalized in 2003, with similar results; neither jurisdiction has had a credible report of āsex traffickingā in years. The reason for this should be obvious: despite the claims of prohibitionists to the contrary, the strongest hold any exploitative employer has over coerced workers is the threat of legal consequences such as arrest or deportation. Remove those consequences by easing immigration controls and decriminalizing the work, and both the motive and means for ātraffickingā vanish. There is a popular belief, vigorously promulgated by anti-sex feminists and conservative Christians, that sex work is intrinsically harmful, and therefore should be banned to āprotectā adult women from our own choices. But as the Norwegian bioethicist Dr. Ole Moen pointed out in his 2012 paper āIs Prostitution Harmful? ā, the same thing was once believed about homosexuality; it was said to lead to violence, drug use, disease, and mental illness.
These problems were not caused by homosexuality itself; they were the result of legal oppression and social stigma, and once those harmful factors were removed the āassociated problemsā vanished as well. Dr. Moen suggests that the same thing will happen with sex work, and evidence from New South Wales strongly indicates that he is correct. Sex worker rights activists have a slogan: āSex work is work.ā It is not a crime, nor a scam, nor a ālazyā way to get by, nor a form of oppression. It is a personal service, akin to massage, or nursing, or counseling, and should be treated as such.
The sex industries around the world are associated with serious forms of marginalisation, violence, exploitation, and even forced labour. Media, research, and fiction tell stories of sex workers being abused, exploited, and trafficked. They do it so often that we become almost indifferent to it, as almost always happens in front of horror. A sex worker killed in the Italian countryside, a sex worker robbed in Rio de Janeiro during a transaction, a sex worker leaping to her death from a brothel in Seoul. Poor people, what a life. Gendered, racist, classist, homophobic, and transphobic violence haunts the world of sex work, and many of us believe that states, intergovernmental organisations, and NGOs should do more to help.
Yet a lot is being done. Indeed, one finds that, especially following the 2000 UN Palermo Protocol, the last decade has seen a multiplication of interventions āagainst sex trafficking and exploitation in prostitutionā (see for instance UNODC). The problem is the efficacy of these interventions, as it is abundantly clear that the situation has not demonstrably improved in the intervening time. Poor people, what a world. But is there something more to know? We believe there is. This series addresses the violence, exploitation, abuse, and trafficking present in the sex industries, but it does so from the perspective of sex workers themselves. These are the women, men, and transgender people who are directly touched by the abuse, exploitation, and trafficking under discussion, and they are the people who actively and collectively resist all forms of violence against them.
By publishing their voices directly we hope to help readers resist indifference, on the one hand, and to become more critical of statesā interventions, which are widely regarded and legitimated as necessary to combat ātraffickingā, on the other. All the authors of this series are involved in sex workersā organising or have been in the past. This means that they are or have been part of organisations composed of, or at least led by, people who have direct experience selling sex. It is our hope that their contributions over the next two weeks will convey some of the radical richness and diversity of knowledge produced within the contemporary sex workers movement.
This movement is fragmented, stigmatised, and under-funded, yet it has continued to expand since its birth in the mid 1970s in Europe, the US, and Latin America. It now involves at least 273 groups that are part of the Network of Sex Work Projects (NSWP), and many more individuals all over the continents. They have organised despite the fact that speaking out as a sex worker puts your relationships and families at risk. It exposes you to threats from your āemployers' and may lead to harassment or arrest by the police, especially if you are an undocumented migrant. You may lose your political credibility, and even be accused of representing the interests of āpimpsā and taking money from them.
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Off-White x Nike Shoes to return
Certain classic colorways, like the Bred or Black Cement will pop back up for an All-Star release and still sell out decades after their debut. Varied textures like soft french terry on the hoodie and heavy cotton on the graphic T-shirt make every garment an unexpected experience - and an unexpected pairing within the larger collection. Embarking on a new decade in 2020, the Air Max 90 is recrafted including the panel scale, toe box height and heel panel and will release in multiple colorways inspired by the shoe's original color blockings. Internal renovations to the silhouette include the shoe's original ultra-plush linings and constructions, with the sockliner featuring a hidden Easter egg - an Air Max 1 outsole on the bottom.
The momentum continued as the shoe hit 15, 20, 25 and carries on now at its 30th anniversary. The 2021 Be True collection is inspired by the idea that sport can be the setting for radical inclusivity. Throughout 2021, NIKE, Inc. seems poised Off-White x Nike Shoes to return the sneaker to 1985-form without relying on collaborations. The change was also meant to resemble an infinity symbol - you can trace the pattern across the midsole and never pick up your finger. The design still creates a functional kinetic system in the same way that Jordan Brand's Flight Plate and Eclipse Plate did.
The Jordan 4 did not return to stores again until 1999, roughly one year after Michael Jordan's retirement from the Bulls. It returned in the two original White Cement and Black Cement, while introducing two LS or Lifestyle models that boasted a Jumpman logo at the heel and leather panels in place of the netting. Coupled with Black and Varsity Red, the aforementioned orange tone helped introduce non-Chicago-Bulls-inspired styles to #23's seventh signature sneaker, which debuted in 1992. Pitch-dark colored nubuck set the stage for a Nike Off White mix of boldly-accented branding and midsole detailing, as well as the uncommon contrasting Citrus stitching found across all of the upper's overlays.
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50 Shades Of Kwon Ji Yong PT.1
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y/n- your nameĀ y/l/n-your last nameĀ PT.2Ā PT.3
I scowl with frustration at myself in the mirror. Damn my hair - it just want it behave, and damn Hyo-Rin for being ill and subjecting me to this ordeal. I should be studying for my final exams, which are next week, yet here I am trying to brush my hair into submission. I must not sleep with it wet. I must not sleep with it wet. Reciting this mantra several times, I attempt, once more, to bring it under control with the brush. I roll my eyes in exasperation and gaze at the pale, brown-haired girl with blue eyes too big for her face staring back at me, and give up. My only option is to restrain my wayward hair in a ponytail and hope that I look semi presentable.
Hyo-Rin is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu. Therefore, she cannot attend the interview she had arranged to do, with some mega-industri alist tycoon Iāve never heard of, for the student newspaper. So I have been volunteered. I have final exams to cram for, one essay to finish, and Iām supposed to be working this afternoon, but no, today I have to drive a hundred and sixty-five miles to downtown Seoul in order to meet the enigmatic CEO of Kwon Enterprises Holdings Inc. As an exceptional entrepreneur and major benefactor of our University, his time is extraordinarily precious, much more precious than mine - but he has granted Hyo-Rin an interview. A real coup, she tells me. Damn her extra-curricular activities.
Hyo-Rin is huddled on the couch in the living room.
Y/N, Iām sorry. It took me nine months to get this interview. It will take another six to reschedule, and weāll both have graduated by then. As the editor, I canāt blow this off. Please, Hyo-Rin begs me in her rasping, sore throat voice. How does she do it? Even ill she looks gamine and gorgeous, strawberry blonde hair in place and green eyes bright, although now red-rimmed and runny. I ignore my pang of unwelcome sympathy.
āOf course Iāll go Rin.You should get back to bed. Would you like some Nyquil or Tylenol?ā
āNyquil, please. Here are the questions and my mini-disc recorder. Just press record here. Make notes, Iāll transcribe it all.ā
āI know nothing about him,ā I murmur, trying and failing to suppress my rising panic.
āThe questions will see you through. Go. Itās a long drive. I donāt want you to be late.ā
āOkay, Iām going. Get back to bed. I made you some soup to heat up later.ā I stare at her fondly. Only for you, Hyo-Rin, would I do this.
āI will. Good luck. And thanks Y/n - as usual, youāre my lifesaver.ā
Gathering my satchel, I smile wryly at her, then head out the door to the car. I can not believe I have let Hyo-Rin talk me into this. But then Rin can talk anyone into anything. Sheāll make an exceptional journalist. Sheās articulate, strong, persuasive, argumentative, beautiful ,and sheās my dearest, dearest friend.
The roads are clear as I set off from Gangnam-Gu, Ā toward Seoul (i know its like part of seoul but i meant that she goes to main part of seoul ok?) and the 1-5. Itās early, and I donāt have to be in Seoul until two this afternoon. Fortunately, Rinās lent me her ,sporty Mercedes CLK. Iām not sure Wanda, my old VW Beetle, would make the journey in time. Oh, the Merc is a fun drive, and the miles slip away as I floor the pedal to the metal.
My destination is the headquarters of Mr. Kwonās global enterprise. Itās a huge twenty story office building, all curved glass and steel, an architectās utilitarian fantasy,with Kwon House written discreetly in steel over the glass front doors. Itās a quarter to two when I arrive, greatly relieved that Iām not late as I walk into the enormous - and frankly intimidating - glass, steel, and white sandstone lobby.
Behind the solid sandstone desk, a very attractive, groomed, blonde young woman smiles pleasantly at me. Sheās wearing the sharpest charcoal suit jacket and white shirt I have ever seen. She looks immaculate.
āIām here to see Mr.Kwon. y/n y/l/n for Min Hyo-Rin.ā
āExcuse me one moment, Miss Y/L/N.ā She arches her eyebrow slightly as I stand selfconsciously before her. I am beginning to wish Iād borrowed one of Hyo-Rinās formal blazers rather than wear my navy blue jacket. I have made an effort and worn my one and only skirt, my sensible brown knee-length boots and a blue sweater. For me, this is smart. I tuck one of the escaped tendrils of my hair behind my ear as I pretend she doesnāt intimidate me.
āMiss Min is expected. Please sign in here, Miss Y/L/N. Youāll want the last elevator on the right, press for the twentieth floor.ā She smiles kindly at me, amused no doubt, as I sign in.
She hands me a security pass that has VISITOR very firmly stamped on the front. I canāt help my smirk. Surely itās obvious that Iām just visiting. I donāt fit in here at all.
Nothing changes, I inwardly sigh. Thanking her, I walk over to the bank of elevators past
the two security men who are both far more smartly dressed than I am in their well-cut black suits.
The elevator whisks me with terminal velocity to the twentieth floor. The doors slide open, and Iām in another large lobby - again all glass, steel, and white sandstone. Iām confronted by another desk of sandstone and another young blonde woman dressed impeccably in black and white who rises to greet me.
āMiss Y/L/N, could you wait here, pleaseā She points to a seated area of white leather chairs.
Behind the leather chairs is a spacious glass-walled meeting room with an equally spacious dark wood table and at least twenty matching chairs around it. Beyond that, there is a floor-to-ceiling window with a view of the Seoul skyline that looks out through the city toward the Sound. Itās a stunning vista, and Iām momentarily paralyzed by the view. Wow.
I sit down, fish the questions from my satchel, and go through them, inwardly cursing Hyo-Rin for not providing me with a brief biography. I know nothing about this man Iām about to interview. He could be ninety or he could be thirty. The uncertainty is galling, and my nerves resurface, making me fidget. Iāve never been comfortable with one-on-one interviews, preferring the anonymity of a group discussion where I can sit inconspicuously at the back of the room. To be honest, I prefer my own company, reading a classic British novel, curled up in a chair in the campus library. Not sitting twitching nervously in a colossal glass and stone edifice.
I roll my eyes at myself. Get a grip, y/n. Judging from the building, which is too clinical and modern, I guess Kwon is in his forties: fit, tanned, and fair-haired to match the rest of the personnel.
Another elegant, flawlessly dressed blonde comes out of a large door to the right. What is it with all the immaculate blondes? Itās like Stepford here. Taking a deep breath, I stand up.
āMiss y/l/n?ā the latest blonde asks.
āYes,ā I croak, and clear my throat. āYes.ā There, that sounded more confident.
āMr. Kwon will see you in a moment. May I take your jacket?ā
āOh please.ā I struggle out of the jacket.
āHave you been offered any refreshment?ā
āUrn - no.ā Oh dear, is Blonde Number One in trouble?
Blonde Number Two frowns and eyes the young woman at the desk.
āWould you like tea, coffee, water?ā she asks, turning her attention back to me.
āA glass of water. Thank you,ā I murmur.
āOlivia, please fetch Miss y/l/n a glass of water.ā Her voice is stern. Olivia scoots up immediately and scurries to a door on the other side of the foyer.
āMy apologies, Miss y/l/n, Olivia is our new intern. Please be seated. Mr. Kwon will be another five minutes.ā
Olivia returns with a glass of iced water.
āHere you go, Miss y/l/n.ā
āThank you.ā
Blonde Number Two marches over to the large desk, her heels clicking and echoing on the sandstone floor. She sits down, and they both continue their work.
Perhaps Mr. Kwon insists on all his employees being blonde. Iām wondering idly if thatās legal, when the office door opens and a tall, elegantly dressed, attractive African- American man with short dreads exits. I have definitely worn the wrong clothes.
He turns and says through the door. āGolf, this week, Kwon.ā
I donāt hear the reply. He turns, sees me, and smiles, his dark eyes crinkling at the corners. Olivia has jumped up and called the elevator. She seems to excel at jumping from her seat. Sheās more nervous than me!
āGood afternoon ladies,ā he says as he departs through the sliding door.
āMr. Kwon will see you now, Miss y/l/n. Do go through,ā Blonde Number Two says.
I stand rather shakily trying to suppress my nerves. Gathering up my satchel, I abandon my glass of water and make my way to the partially open door.
āYou donāt need to knock - just go in.ā She smiles kindly.
I push open the door and stumble through, tripping over my own feet, and falling head first into the office.
Double crap - me and my two left feet! I am on my hands and knees in the doorway to Mr. Kwonās office, and gentle hands are around me helping me to stand. I am so embarrassed, damn my clumsiness. I have to steel myself to glance up. Holy cow - heās so young.
āMiss Min.ā He extends a long-fingered hand to me once Iām upright. āIām Kwon Ji Yong. Are you all right? Would you like to sit?ā
So young - and attractive, very attractive. Heās tall, dressed in a fine gray suit, white shirt, and black tie with unruly dark copper colored hair and intense, bright Brown eyes that regard me shrewdly. It takes a moment for me to find my voice.
āUrn. Actuallyā¦ā I mutter. If this guy is over thirty then Iām a monkeyās uncle. In a daze, I place my hand in his and we shake. As our fingers touch, I feel an odd exhilarating shiver run through me. I withdraw my hand hastily, embarrassed. Must be static. I blink rapidly, my eyelids matching my heart rate.
āMiss Min is indisposed, so she sent me. I hope you donāt mind, Mr. Kwon.ā
āAnd you are?ā His voice is warm, possibly amused, but itās difficult to tell from his impassive expression. He looks mildly interested, but above all, polite.
āy/n y/l/n. I,m studying English Literature with Rin, urnā¦ Hyo-Rinā¦ urnā¦ Miss Min at Gangnam ā
āI see,ā he says simply. I think I see the ghost of a smile in his expression, but Iām not sure.
āWould you like to sit?ā He waves me toward a white leather buttoned L-shaped couch.
His office is way too big for just one man. In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, thereās a huge modern dark-wood desk that six people could comfortably eat around. It matches the coffee table by the couch. Everything else is white - ceiling, floors, and walls except, on the wall by the door, where a mosaic of small paintings hang, thirty-six of them arranged in a square. They are exquisite - a series of mundane, forgotten objects painted in such precise detail they look like photographs. Displayed together, they are breathtaking.
āA local artist. Trouton,ā says Kwon when he catches my gaze.
āTheyāre lovely. Raising the ordinary to extraordinary,ā I murmur, distracted both by him and the paintings. He cocks his head to one side and regards me intently.
āI couldnāt agree more, Miss y/l/nā he replies, his voice soft and for some inexplicable reason I find myself blushing.
Apart from the paintings, the rest of the office is cold, clean, and clinical. I wonder if it reflects the personality of the Adonis who sinks gracefully into one of the white leather chairs opposite me. I shake my head, disturbed at the direction of my thoughts, and retrieve Hyo-Rinās questions from my satchel. Next, I set up the mini-disc recorder and am all fingers and thumbs, dropping it twice on the coffee table in front of me. Mr. Kwon says nothing, waiting patiently - I hope - as I become increasingly embarrassed and flustered. When I pluck up the courage to look at him, heās watching me, one hand relaxed in his lap and the other cupping his chin and trailing his long index finger across his lips. I think heās trying to suppress a smile.
āSorry,ā I stutter. āIām not used to this.ā
āTake all the time you need, Miss Y/l/n,ā he says.
āDo you mind if I record your answers?ā
āAfter youāve taken so much trouble to set up the recorder - you ask me now?ā
I flush. Heās teasing me? I hope. I blink at him, unsure what to say, and I think he takes pity on me because he relents. āNo, I donāt mind.ā
āDid Hyo-Rin, I mean, Miss Min, explain what the interview was for?ā
āYes. To appear in the graduation issue of the student newspaper as I shall be conferring the degrees at this yearās graduation ceremony.ā
Oh! This is news to me, and Iām temporarily pre-occupied by the thought that someone not much older than me - okay, maybe six years or so, and okay, mega successful, but still is going to present me with my degree. I frown, dragging my wayward attention back to the task at hand.
āGood,ā I swallow nervously. āI have some questions, Mr. Kwon.ā I smooth a stray lock of hair behind my ear.
āI thought you might,ā he says, deadpan. Heās laughing at me. My cheeks heat at the realization, and I sit up and square my shoulders in an attempt to look taller and more intimidating. Pressing the start button on the recorder, I try to look professional.
āYouāre very young to have amassed such an empire. To what do you owe your success?ā I glance up at him. His smile is rueful, but he looks vaguely disappointed.
āBusiness is all about people, Miss y/l/n, and Iām very good at judging people. I know how they tick, what makes them flourish, what doesnāt, what inspires them, and how to incentivize them. I employ an exceptional team, and I reward them well.ā He pauses and fixes me with his Brown stare. āMy belief is to achieve success in any scheme one has to make oneself master of that scheme, know it inside and out, know every detail. I work hard, very hard to do that. I make decisions based on logic and facts. I have a natural gut instinct that can spot and nurture a good solid idea and good people. The bottom line is, itās always down to good people.ā
āMaybe youāre just lucky.ā This isnāt on Rinās list - but heās so arrogant. His eyes flare momentarily in surprise.
āI donāt subscribe to luck or chance, Miss y/l/n. The harder I work the more luck I seem to have. It really is all about having the right people on your team and directing their energies accordingly. I think it was Harvey Firestone who said ,the growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.ā
āYou sound like a control freak.ā The words are out of my mouth before I can stop them.
āOh, I exercise control in all things, Miss y/l/n,ā he says without a trace of humor in his smile. I look at him, and he holds my gaze steadily, impassive. My heartbeat quickens, and my face flushes again.
Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His overwhelming good-looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me? The way he strokes his index finger against his lower lip? I wish heād stop doing that.
āBesides, immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control things,ā he continues, his voice soft.
āDo you feel that you have immense power?ā Control Freak.
āI employ over forty thousand people, Miss y/l/n. That gives me a certain sense of responsibility power, if you will. If I were to decide I was no longer interested in the telecommunications business and sell up, twenty thousand people would struggle to make their mortgage payments after a month or so.ā
My mouth drops open. I am staggered by his lack of humility.
āDonāt you have a board to answer to?ā I ask, disgusted.
āI own my company. I donāt have to answer to a board.ā He raises an eyebrow at me.
I flush. Of course, I would know this if I had done some research. But holy crap, heās so arrogant. I change tack.
āAnd do you have any interests outside your work?ā
āI have varied interests, Miss y/l/n.ā A ghost of a smile touches his lips. āVery varied.ā And for some reason, Iām confounded and heated by his steady gaze. His eyes are alight with some wicked thought.
āBut if you work so hard, what do you do to chill out?ā
āChill out?ā He smiles, revealing perfect white teeth. I stop breathing. He really is beautiful. No one should be this good-looking.
āWell, to āchill outā as you put it - I sail, I fly, I indulge in various physical pursuits.ā
He shifts in his chair. āIām a very wealthy man, Miss y/l/n, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies.ā
I glance quickly at Rinās questions, wanting to get off this subject.
āYou invest in manufacturing. Why, specifically?ā I ask. Why does he make me so uncomfortable?
āI like to build things. I like to know how things work: what makes things tick, how to construct and deconstruct. And I have a love of ships. What can I say?ā
āThat sounds like your heart talking rather than logic and facts.ā
His mouth quirks up, and he stares appraisingly at me.
āPossibly. Though there are people whoād say I donāt have a heart.ā
āWhy would they say that?ā
āBecause they know me well.ā His lip curls in a wry smile.
āWould your friends say youāre easy to get to know?ā And I regret the question as soon as I say it. Itās not on Hyo-Rinās list.
āIām a very private person, Miss Y/L/N. I go a long way to protect my privacy. I donāt often give interviews, he trails off.
āWhy did you agree to do this one?ā
āBecause Iām a benefactor of the University, and for all intents and purposes, I couldnāt get Miss Min off my back. She badgered and badgered my PR people, and I admire That kind of tenacity.ā
I know how tenacious Hyo-Rin can be. Thatās why Iām sitting here squirming uncomfortably under his penetrating gaze, when I should be studying for my exams.
āYou also invest in farming technologies. Why are you interested in this area?ā
āWe canāt eat money, Miss y/l/n, and there are too many people on this planet who donāt have enough to eat.ā
āThat sounds very philanthropic. Is it something you feel passionately about? Feeding the worldās poor?ā
He shrugs, very non-committal.
āItās shrewd business,ā he murmurs, though I think heās being disingenuous. It doesnāt make sense - feeding the worldās poor? I canāt see the financial benefits of this, only the virtue of the ideal. I glance at the next question, confused by his attitude.
āDo you have a philosophy? If so, what is it?ā
āI donāt have a philosophy as such. Maybe a guiding principle - Carnegieās man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled. Iām very singular, driven. I like control - of myself and those around me.ā
āSo you want to possess things?ā You are a control freak.
āI want to deserve to possess them, but yes, bottom line, I do.ā
āYou sound like the ultimate consumer.ā
āI am.ā He smiles, but the smile doesnāt touch his eyes. Again this is at odds with someone who wants to feed the world, so I canāt help thinking that weāre talking about something else, but Iām absolutely mystified as to what it is. I swallow hard. The temperature in the room is rising or maybe itās just me. I just want this interview to be over. Surely Rin has enough material now? I glance at the next question.
āYou were adopted. How far do you think thatās shaped the way you are?ā Oh, this is personal. I stare at him, hoping heās not offended. His brow furrows.
āI have no way of knowing.ā
My interest is piqued.
āHow old were you when you were adopted?ā
āThatās a matter of public record, Miss y/l/n."His tone is stern. I flush, again. Crap. Yes of course - if Iād known I was doing this interview, I would have done some research.
I move on quickly.
"Youāve had to sacrifice a family life for your work.ā
āThatās not a question.ā Heās terse.
āSorry.ā I squirm, and heās made me feel like an errant child. I try again. āHave you had to sacrifice a family life for your work?ā
āI have a family. I have a brother and a sister and two loving parents. Iām not interested in extending my family beyond that.ā
āAre you gay, Mr.Kwon?ā
He inhales sharply, and I cringe, mortified. Crap. Why didnāt I employ some kind of filter before I read this straight out? How can I tell him Iām just reading the questions? Damn Rin and her curiosity!
āNo y/n, Iām not.ā He raises his eyebrows, a cool gleam in his eyes. He does not look pleased.
āI apologize. Itās urnā¦ written here.ā Itās the first time heās said my name. My heartbeat has accelerated, and my cheeks are heating up again. Nervously, I tuck my loosened hair behind my ear.
He cocks his head to one side.
āThese arenāt your own questions?ā
The blood drains from my head. Oh no.
āErrā¦ no. Rin - Miss Min - she compiled the questions.ā
āAre you colleagues on the student paper?ā Oh crap. I have nothing to do with the student paper. Itās her extra-curricular activity, not mine. My face is aflame.
āNo. Sheās my roommate.ā
He rubs his chin in quiet deliberation, his brown eyes appraising me.
āDid you volunteer to do this interview?ā he asks, his voice deadly quiet.
Hang on, whoās supposed to be interviewing whom? His eyes burn into me, and Iām compelled to answer with the truth.
āI was drafted. Sheās not well.ā My voice is weak and apologetic.
āThat explains a great deal.ā
Thereās a knock at the door, and Blonde Number Two enters.
āMr. Kwon, forgive me for interrupting, but your next meeting is in two minutes.ā
āWeāre not finished here, Andrea. Please cancel my next meeting.ā
Andrea hesitates, gaping at him. Sheās appears lost. He turns his head slowly to face her and raises his eyebrows. She flushes bright pink. Oh good. Itās not just me.
āVery well, Mr. Kwon,ā she mutters, then exits. He frowns, and turns his attention back to me.
āWhere were we, Miss y/l/n?ā
Oh, weāre back to āMiss Y/L/N, now.
āPlease donāt let me keep you from anything.ā
āI want to know about you. I think thatās only fair.ā His browneyes are alight with curiosity. Double crap. Wherās he going with this? He places his elbows on the arms of the chair and steeples his fingers in front of his mouth. His mouth is veryā¦ distracting. I swallow.
āThereās not much to know,"I say, flushing again.
"What are your plans after you graduate?ā I shrug, thrown by his interest. Come to Seoul with Rin find a place, find a job. I havenāt really thought beyond my finals.
āI havenāt made any plans, Mr. Kwon. I just need to get through my final exams."Which I should be studying for now rather than sitting in your palatial, swanky, sterile office, feeling uncomfortable under your penetrating gaze.
"We run an excellent internship program here,ā he says quietly. I raise my eyebrows in surprise. Is he offering me a job?
āOh. Iāll bear that in mind,ā I murmur, completely confounded. āThough Iām not sure Iād fit in here.ā Oh no. Iām musing out loud again.
āWhy do you say that?ā He cocks his head to one side, intrigued, a hint of a smile playing on his lips.
āItās obvious, isnāt it?ā Iām uncoordinated, scruffy, and Iām not blonde.
āNot to me,ā he murmurs. His gaze is intense, all humor gone, and strange muscles deep in my belly clench suddenly. I tear my eyes away from his scrutiny and stare blindly down at my knotted fingers. Whatās going on? I have to go now. I lean forward to retrieve the recorder.
āWould you like me to show you around?ā he asks.
āIām sure youāre far too busy, Mr. Kwon, and I do have a long drive.ā
āYouāre driving back to Gangnam?ā He sounds surprised, anxious even. He glances out of the window. Itās begun to rain"Well, youād better drive carefully.ā His tone is stern, authoritative. Why should he care? "Did you get everything you need?ā he adds.
āYes sir,ā I reply, packing the recorder into my satchel. His eyes narrow, speculatively.
āThank you for the interview, Mr. Kwon.ā
āThe pleasureās been all mine,ā he says, polite as ever.
As I rise, he stands and holds out his hand.
āUntil we meet again, Miss y/l/n.ā And it sounds like a challenge, or a threat, Iām not sure which. I frown. When will we ever meet again? I shake his hand once more, astounded that that odd current between us is still there. It must be my nerves.
āMr. Kwon.ā I nod at him. Moving with lithe athletic grace to the door, he opens it wide.
āJust ensuring you make it through the door, Miss y/l/n.ā He gives me a small smile. Obviously, heās referring to my earlier less-than-elegant entry into his office. I flush.
āThatās very considerate, Mr. Kwon,ā I snap, and his smile widens. Iām glad you find me entertaining, I glower inwardly, walking into the foyer. Iām surprised when he follows me out. Andrea and Olivia both look up, equally surprised.
āDid you have a coat?ā Kwon asks.
āYes.ā Olivia leaps up and retrieves my jacket, which Kwon takes from her before she can hand it to me. He holds it up and, feeling ridiculously self-conscious, I shrug it on.
Kwon places his hands for a moment on my shoulders. I gasp at the contact. If he notices my reaction, he gives nothing away. His long index finger presses the button summoning the elevator, and we stand waiting - awkwardly on my part, coolly self-possessed on his. The doors open, and I hurry in desperate to escape. I really need to get out of here. When I turn to look at him, heās leaning against the doorway beside the elevator with one hand on the wall. He really is very, very good-looking. Itās distracting. His burning brown eyes gaze at me.
āY/N,ā he says as a farewell.
āJi Yong,ā I reply. And mercifully, the doors close.
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Player Clubs Year Fee 1 Neymar Barcelona - PSG 2017 ā¬222m 2 Kylian Mbappe MonacoĀ - PSG 2017 ā¬145mĀ (+ā¬35m) 3 Joao Felix Benfica - Atletico Madrid 2019 ā¬126m =4 Philippe Coutinho Liverpool - Barcelona 2018 ā¬120m (+ā¬40m) =4 Antoine Griezmann Atletico Madrid - Barcelona 2019 ā¬120m 6 Jack Grealish Aston Villa - Manchester City 2021 ā¬117m =7 Ousmane Dembele Borussia Dortmund - Barcelona 2017 ā¬105m (+ā¬45m) =7 Paul Pogba Juventus - Manchester United 2016 ā¬105m 9 Gareth Bale TottenhamĀ - Real Madrid 2013 ā¬100.8m =10 Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid - Juventus 2018 ā¬100m =10 Eden Hazard Chelsea - Real Madrid 2019 ā¬100m (+ā¬40m) 12 Cristiano Ronaldo Manchester United - Real Madrid 2009 ā¬94m 13 Gonzalo Higuain NapoliĀ - Juventus 2016 ā¬90m 14 Harry Maguire Leicester City - Manchester United 2019 ā¬87.1m 15 Neymar Santos - Barcelona 2013 ā¬86.2m 16 Jadon Sancho Borussia Dortmund - Manchester United 2021 ā¬85m 17 Romelu Lukaku EvertonĀ - Manchester United 2017 ā¬84.8m 18 Virgil van Dijk SouthamptonĀ - Liverpool 2018 ā¬84.5m 19 Luis Suarez Liverpool - Barcelona 2014 ā¬82.3m =20 James Rodriguez Monaco - Real Madrid 2014 ā¬80m =20 Kepa Arrizabalaga Athletic Club - Chelsea 2018 ā¬80m =20 Lucas Hernandez Atletico Madrid -Ā Bayern Munich 2019 ā¬80m =20 Romelu Lukaku Manchester United - Inter 2019 ā¬80m 24 Nicolas Pepe Lille - Arsenal 2019 ā¬79m 25 Alvaro Morata Real Madrid - Chelsea 2017 ā¬78.9m 26 Zinedine Zidane Juventus - Real Madrid 2001 ā¬77.5m =27 Matthijs de Ligt AjaxĀ - Juventus 2019 ā¬75m (+ā¬10.5m) =27 Kevin De Bruyne WolfsburgĀ -Ā Manchester City 2015 ā¬75m =27 Frenkie de Jong Ajax - Barcelona 2019 ā¬75m 30 Angel Di Maria Real Madrid - Manchester United 2014 ā¬74.6m 31 Alisson Becker RomaĀ - Liverpool 2018 ā¬73m 32 Arthur Melo Barcelona - Juventus 2020 ā¬72mĀ (+ā¬10m) =33 Kai Havertz Bayer Leverkusen - Chelsea 2020 ā¬70m (+ā¬9m) =33 Luka Jovic Frankfurt - Real Madrid 2019 ā¬70m =33 Rodri Atletico Madrid - Manchester City 2019 ā¬70m 36 Zlatan Ibrahimovic InterĀ - Barcelona 2009 ā¬69.5m 37 Raheem Sterling Liverpool - Manchester City 2015 ā¬69.1m 38 Ruben Dias Benfica - Manchester City 2020 ā¬68m (+ā¬3.6m) 39 Riyad Mahrez Leicester CityĀ - Manchester City 2019 ā¬67.8m 40 Diego Costa Chelsea - Atletico Madrid 2018 ā¬66m =41 Thomas Lemar Monaco - Atletico Madrid 2018 ā¬65m =41 Kaka AC MilanĀ - Real Madrid 2009 ā¬65m =41 Aymeric Laporte Athletic Club - Manchester City 2018 ā¬65m =41 Joao Cancelo Juventus - Manchester City 2019 ā¬65m (inc. Danilo) 45 Edinson Cavani Napoli - PSG 2013 ā¬64.5m 46 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Borussia Dortmund - Arsenal 2018 ā¬63.75m 47 David Luiz Chelsea - PSG 2014 ā¬62.5m 48 Angel Di Maria Manchester United - PSG 2015 ā¬61.6m 49 Oscar Chelsea - Shanghai SIPG 2017 ā¬60.3m =50 Achraf Hakimi Inter - PSG 2021 ā¬60mĀ (+ā¬11m) =50 Miralem Pjanic Juventus - Barcelona 2020 ā¬60mĀ (+ā¬5m) =50 Naby Keita RB LeipzigĀ - Liverpool 2018 ā¬60m =50 Luis Figo Barcelona - Real Madrid 2000 ā¬60m =50 Tanguy Ndombele LyonĀ - Tottenham 2019 ā¬60m 55 Fernando Torres Liverpool - Chelsea 2011 ā¬59m =56 Fred Shakhtar DonetskĀ - Manchester United 2018 ā¬58.9m =56 Jorginho Napoli - Chelsea 2018 ā¬58.9m =58 Hulk Zenit - Shanghai SIPG 2016 ā¬58.6m =58 Ben White Brighton - Arsenal 2021 ā¬58.6m 60 Benjamin Mendy Monaco - Manchester City 2017 ā¬58.2m 61 John Stones EvertonĀ - Manchester City 2016 ā¬58m 62 Kyle Walker Tottenham - Manchester City 2017 ā¬56.7m 63 Ben Chilwell Leicester City - Chelsea 2020 ā¬55.8m =64 Bruno Fernandes Sporting - Manchester United 2020 ā¬55m (+ā¬25m) =64 Hernan Crespo ParmaĀ -Ā Lazio 2000 ā¬55m =66 Alexandre Lacazette Lyon - Arsenal 2017 ā¬53m (+ā¬7m) =66 Timo Werner RB Leipzig - Chelsea 2020 ā¬53m 68 Gianluigi Buffon Parma - Juventus 2001 ā¬52m 69 Eliaquim Mangala PortoĀ - Manchester City 2014 ā¬51.7m =70 Alex Teixeira Shakhtar Donetsk - Jiangsu Suning 2016 ā¬50m =70 Bernardo Silva Monaco - Manchester City 2017 ā¬50m =70 Fabinho Monaco - Liverpool 2018 ā¬50m =70 Eder Militao Porto - Real Madrid 2019 ā¬50m =70 Aaron Wan-Bissaka Crystal PalaceĀ - Manchester United 2019 ā¬50m =70 Thomas Partey Atletico MadridĀ - Arsenal 2020 ā¬50m =70 Victor Oshimhen Lille - Napoli 2020 ā¬50m 77 Anthony Martial Monaco - Manchester United 2015 ā¬49.3m 78 Gylfi Sigurdsson Swansea CityĀ - Everton 2017 ā¬49.2m =79 Leroy Sane Manchester City - Bayern Munich 2020 ā¬49m (+ā¬11m) =79 Christian Vieri Lazio - Inter 1999 ā¬49m =81 Gaizka Mendieta ValenciaĀ - Lazio 2001 ā¬48m =81 Ferland Mendy Lyon - Real Madrid 2019 ā¬48m 83 Mesut Ozil Real Madrid - Arsenal 2013 ā¬47m =84 Juan Sebastian Veron Lazio - Manchester United 2001 ā¬46m =84 Rio Ferdinand Leeds UnitedĀ - Manchester United 2002 ā¬46m =84 Ronaldo Inter - Real Madrid 2002 ā¬46m =84 Juan Mata Chelsea - Manchester United 2014 ā¬46m =84 Douglas Costa Bayern Munich - Juventus 2017 ā¬46m 89 Christian Benteke Aston VillaĀ - Liverpool 2015 ā¬45.8m 90 Diogo Jota Wolves - Liverpool 2020 ā¬45.1m (+ā¬4.4m) =91 James Rodriguez Porto - Monaco 2013 ā¬45m =91 Joao Mario SportingĀ C.P. - Inter 2016 ā¬45m =91 Granit Xhaka Borussia MonchengladbachĀ - Arsenal 2016 ā¬45m =91 Tiemoue Bakayoko Monaco - Chelsea 2017 ā¬45m =91 Richarlison WatfordĀ - Everton 2018 ā¬45m =91 Vinicius Junior Flamengo - Real Madrid 2018 ā¬45m =91 Rodrygo Santos - Real Madrid 2019 ā¬45m =91 Mateo Kovacic Real Madrid - Chelsea 2019 ā¬45m =91 Sebastien Haller Eintracht FrankfurtĀ - West Ham 2019 ā¬45m 100 Nemanja Matic Chelsea - Manchester United 2017 ā¬44.7m
Most expensive British player
Manchester City https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/ff/36/jack-grealish-manchester-city-2021-22_1hwvr0wp2dan513pbdojubbrjn.jpg?t=442193635&w=500&quality=80 Grealish became the most expensive British player in football history when Manchester City agreed to meet the buy-out clause in the England international's Aston Villa contract.The record had previously belonged to Wales winger Gareth Bale, who joinedĀ Real Madrid from Tottenham in 2013 forĀ ā¬100.8m.Before Grealish's move to the Etihad, Harry Maguire was the costliest English player ever, on account of his ā¬87.1m move from Leicester to Manchester United in 2019.
Most expensive teenager
Getty Images https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/39/e3/kylian-mbappe-france-2017_13ufxswk1azst1iz5zeguo3iis.jpg?t=687844718&w=500&quality=80 Kylian Mbappe is the most expensive teenager ever, as he joinedĀ PSG on a loan-to-buy deal that will be worthĀ ā¬180mĀ after bonuses.Joao Felix is the second-most expensive teenager, having been signed by AtleticoĀ from Benfica for ā¬126m in 2019.
Most expensive defender
Getty Images https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/9d/4a/harry-maguire-manchester-united-2019-20_x8zahbhri44v1c17ct1699lw3.jpg?t=-2119770547&w=500&quality=80 Harry Maguire became the most expensive defender of all time when Manchester United forked out ā¬87.1m the England centre-half'sĀ services in 2019.Maguire overtook Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk in the process, but onlyĀ marginally, asĀ the Netherlands international set the Reds back ā¬84.5m when he arrived from Southampton the year before.
Most expensive goalkeeper
Getty Images https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/fd/31/kepa-arrizabalaga-athletic-bilbao_1wab3of5y6pjo17ve4s6h6ie70.jpg?t=1155449520&w=500&quality=80 Kepa Arrizabalaga is the most expensive goalkeeper in history.Ā Chelsea spent ā¬80mĀ to meet hisĀ Athletic Club release clauseĀ in 2018.For a long time, former Juventus captain Gianluigi Buffon held this mark, having joined the Turin outfit from Parma forĀ ā¬52m, which is a colossal fee when inflation is taken into account.Then, within a matter of weeks, Buffon'sĀ record was shattered twice. First, Liverpool brought in Roma's Alisson Becker forĀ ā¬73m, to temporarily take the mark as the world's most expensive keeper.Not to be outdone, Chelsea snapped up Kepa not even a month later, propelling the Spain international into top spot.Ā
Biggest transfer outside of Europe
Getty Images https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/d/98/oscar-shanghai-sipg_auo6y15sbouc15dluhhtjavwn.jpg?t=498968914&w=500&quality=80 The most a non-European club has ever paid for a player is ā¬60.3m, which Shanghai SIPG handed over to Chelsea for Brazil midfielder Oscar in 2016.However, with the way the market is going, who knows which record will be shattered next?! Read the full article
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Leather Boots Market Strategic Insights and key Business Influencing Factors | Major Players ā TBL Licensing LLC; WOODLAND WORLDWIDE; JACK WOLFSKIN; Wolverine World Wide, Inc..
Leather Boots Market are a type of footwear that are used to protect the user as well as for their aesthetic appeal, they are rigid and stiff in comparison to footwear of other materials and style. These boots have a specific heel that is clearly distinguished from other parts of the shoe. They mostly cover the feet till the ankle but some boots are produced to cover up till the calf.
Global Leather Boots Market is expected to grow with a steady CAGR in the forecast period of 2019-2026. The report contains data from the base year of 2018, and the historic year of 2017. This rise in market value can be attributed to the preference of leather boots due to their adoption as a status symbol.
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Few of the major competitors currently working in the leather boots market are Bata Corporation; ECCO Sko A/S; Geox S.p.a; TBL Licensing LLC; WOODLAND WORLDWIDE; JACK WOLFSKIN; Wolverine World Wide, Inc.; Crocs Retail, LLC; HermĆØs; Red Tape; Crockett & Jones; KERING; LVMH and Tapestry, Inc.
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In November 2018, Callaway Golf Company announced that they had agreed to acquire JACK WOLFSKIN. The acquisition is expected to be completed by first quarter of 2019. Callaway announced that they are looking to invest and strengthen JACK WOFLSKINās position in the market.
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Leather boots are a type of footwear that are used to protect the user as well as for their aesthetic appeal, they are rigid and stiff in comparison to footwear of other materials and style. These boots have a specific heel that is clearly distinguished from other parts of the shoe. They mostly cover the feet till the ankle but some boots are produced to cover up till the calf.
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