#inbox is definitely open to talk about this whenever lol

[booliuu]

┊͙Proxies headcanons pt.1┊͙

ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : heeeey guys it’s liu!! it’s been awhile since i last posted ( …well i think?) 😣😣 i literally can’t remember anything . this isn’t requested but i’ve these headcanons stuck in my drafts for quite some time now and i figured i’ll post them now :DD !! possibly a part 2?

• my inbox is open for asks & requests!! if you like my content don’t forget to like , comment , & reblog❤️. enjoy reading!

Tim (masky):

🚬. . he’s pushing through his late 30’s at best.

🚬. . 5’11.

🚬. . a firm believer he’s a taurus.

🚬. . has native american roots.

🚬. . personality wise .. he’s a bit of a prick and an asshole just to give it to you straight . he will butt heads , he will command orders because technically speaking he’s the leader without saying much, basically has a strict & rough exterior . but with the shit he’s been through.. i don’t blame him. it would be a while once he likes & trusts you….but you’ll know. very few ppl get that side of him.

🚬. . dog person!! wants a dog sooo bad he knows he can’t take care of it unless someone wants to take care it while he’s away from the cabin. he’s ( and everybody else tbh..) out sometimes days or more so he ain’t risking it.

🚬. . whenever he sees stray dogs in the woods doesn’t matter what kind of dog man… he’ll pet it . if he has food in hand will give some to em’.

🚬. . if he keeps seeing the same dog(s) everyday when he’s walking around the woods , will give them a name for sure.

🚬. . definitely has HUNDREDS of pairs of bottom up plaid shirts. in hangers. in one small closet. Not just red like he wears all the time in mh. owns at least yellow , blue , black plaid shirts . rarely ever uses them though lol.

🚬. . smokes like a chimney holy crap. especially whenever he’s uncomfortable or stressed , at least smoke half a packet .. just an excuse not to talk about it.

🚬. . smells like the woods, cigarettes, or cheap shampoo and conditioner. (like old spice, irish spring , ect…)

🚬. . likes his coffee plain black. no questions asked. won’t add any creamer or sugar. just likes it the way it is.

🚬. . he’s probably rlly good at cooking like will cook up some good old eggs, beacon and sausage if he feels like it.

🚬. . snores like SO LOUD OH MY GOODNESS. second would be toby. holy moly. god forbid if there in the same room or your stuck sitting in the same car as them , you ain’t getting a wink of shut eye :( .

🚬. . coughs , coughs, … COUGHS especially whenever he’s running. it’s impossible for him to stay quiet bc of his smoking habits . has to take a break for a bit , lean against a tree and cough his lungs out.. then starts running again.

🚬. . i’ll die on this hill BUT IM SURE he does the old man groan whenever he’s bending down for too long. or putting a hand on his back , bend back a bit and groan hella loud .

🚬. . old man eye squint whenever he reads. for example reading something on his phone and has to reallyyy squint and puts that phone away from his face. YKWIM😭😭??

🚬. . acts like he hates toby but in reality cares so much for him. just can’t bring himself to say it to him bc he’s so stubborn . likes kate because she listens to him without complaining during missions, and gets the job done . same with brian. and TOBY GETS SO M A D .

🚬. . dad BOD. C’MON YALL. and not to mention sideburns.

🚬. .listens to divorce dad music that he’s plays all the time in his car.

🚬. . his natural body temp is so WARM. he’s like a human heater.

🚬. . knows so much dad jokes it’s borderline concerning🥹🥹. but hey… at least it never fails to make someone smile or laugh though.

🚬. . has a mf’ing lighter collection because he keeps losing them . has stacks of cigarettes hidden somewhere around the room that he shares with brian.

🚬. . i just wanna get this out of the way but definitely the type to txt’s like a dad😭😭. you can’t tell me otherwise. i’m talking “👍.” , “ Ok.” “ 8:30 pm ETA.”

Brian (hoody):

💊. . same age as tim just a biiit🤏 older.

💊. . couple inches tall than tim and whenever ppl point out it out, it rails up tim so much.

💊. . HE has to be A LIBRA. DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISION. PLS.

💊. . smells like gun powder , the woods ofc , cheap shampoo and conditioner, may i also add cheap cologne.

💊. . i have a feeling he grew up with A LOT of sisters in his family . so when he was born everybody was relieved lowkey lol but won’t say anything , just like a sigh of relief yk?

💊. . white af. idk what to tell you😭. you guys give me ideas .

💊. . txt’s ppl about the same as tim. worse though bc he tends to ignore them unless it’s the other proxies . doesn’t mean he’s dry af though.

💊. . owns so MANY hoodies. but just chooses to just wear the yellow one all the time.

💊. . has a tooth gap…! we can’t forget about that!

💊. . he’s a chill guy but prefers to stay quiet and listen kinda type. especially when he’s working .. yeeeah he ain’t speaking. just gets the job done and leaves.

💊. . knows how to fish. catches em’ and cooks em’. don’t ask why he just gives me the vibe yk?

💊. . aside from that, he can’t cook for shit so he makes tim do it. prefers tim’s cooking anyway-

💊. . has a guns & bullets collection of different kinds in his closet . and a couple of lighters laying around tim & his room. or whenever he’s out and tim forgets his, he got em.

💊. . has the PRETTIEST SMILES AND LAUGH TELL ME IM WRONG. also his laugh is pretty contagious lol. snorts and giggles. can get other ppl to laugh without even knowing what he’s talking about.

💊. . natural charmer ✨knows how to flirt without even trying and (or) thinking. knows how to twist ppl little brains and turn it into mush.

💊. . likes his coffee black as well.

💊. . quietest sleeper known to mankind. couple of times tim, toby or kate though he was dead.

💊. . like arms and hands at his sides and he’s just… y’know just laying there.

Tim: * getting really nervous bc brian isn’t moving nor making a single sound & decides to slap his arm to wake him up * “ you know you sleep like a dead soilder..?!!”

Brian: * jointing awake suddenly by tim* “huh?? “

Toby:

➯ in my au, tim, brian , toby and kate all stay in one cabin. it’s a bit crapped but they all make it work out at the end of the day.

➯ anyway…….*sighs dreamily * my boyyyy😫😫💗💗💗💗!!! he’s BEEN rattling in my brain 24/7 but tbh who don’t think bout this cutie patooie all the time living rent free in my head wthhh. 😭😭😭🥹🥹 i can talk about this silly goober all day if i could bro. okok anyways -

🪓. . i wrote a few toby headcanons here b4 :]] ( 1# link & 2# link check em’ out!! ) ima add some more headcanons to the list. you can’t stop me >:DD!!!

🪓. . there’s 3 rooms total in the cabin and the last room is toby’s . the other rooms belongs to kate , tim & brain .

🪓. .plays “his” playlist on his speakers that ofc he stolen full volume . owns some video games and consoles such as a switch & ds . has a mini fridge hidden in his room bc he’s tired of ppl stealing his crap.

🪓. . bisexual. leeeans strooongly💪💪 towards women..!! personality over looks!! man does not care. but that doesn’t stop him from thinking men are handsome and cute!! if your asking me though, it’ll take awhile for him to date a guy let alone trust bc his lore .. his father yk?

🪓. . he likes hanging out on top of lamp posts at the side of the roads or chillin on the highest branch in the trees because those are the only places that are quiet for him and away from ppl.

🪓. . can’t decide if he’s dog or cat person. HE’S SUCH A HUGE ANIMAL LOVER AND WILL HONESTLY PET EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL IF HE COULD.

🪓. . he’s definitely the kinda person to order coffee that has MILLIONS of different creamer , syrups & toppings . can’t stand the bitter taste of coffee lol.

🪓. . speaking of coffee, since he’s around tim and brian all the time, he developed a burning hatred for black coffee😭. doesn’t understand why tim and brian love it so much.

🪓. . he rarely goes out in public places because he gets overwhelmed easily but in the rare occasions he does , can’t stand when men yell at women. like really detest it. has the urge to protect the them even though he doesn’t know the person. doesn’t do anything but just watches from afar. but that doesn’t stop of thinking violent thoughts what he wants to do to that guy.

➯ if it’s really brother him though , will perhaps pay the guy a quick visit.. if you catch my drift..🪓🪓.

🪓. . it brings him flashbacks of when his dad yells at his sister and mother.

🪓. . gets high because it calms down his tics. or whenever he’s feeling stressed, upset he’ll smoke.

🪓. . he remembers some what of his past. but it’s very very very little. remembers his mother and sister but it’s very distorted. remembers everything but there faces. when someone says his mothers and sister names he confused why he feels like he knows them but at the same time doesn’t . poor baby:(

🪓. . haunted by his bullies and his fathers voices tormenting him in his dreams. he’s confused by them and thinks the operator is playing tricks on him.

🪓. . he’s not a bad driver. like i said before he doesn’t remember his past. pretty much knows the rules of the road and practiced safe driving etiquette.

🪓. . since he’s older, his tics aren’t as bad. doesn’t mean they fully goes away. nope. doesn’t work like that. it’s a part of him and will always will be.

🪓. . the way i think it’s more like it has it’s moments.. you feel me chat? such as whenever he’s feeling anxious , angry or stressed. he slurs his words, talks faster or repeats the same words or sentences, muscle twitches … and so forth.

🪓. . can’t stand the smell or taste of alcohol but .. if someone gave him one , he will drink it just because he doesn’t want to be called out a wuss.

🪓. . oh my gosh when he txt’s he either doesn’t respond, forgets you send something, or SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PHONE accidentally breaking it 😭. adds millions of emojis . sends links to insta reels or tiktok’s that he thinks you’ll laugh at .

you: sending toby a tiktok* 10:45 pm *read 10:50 pm.

toby: *UUSSS!! * 6:30 am😭. toby oh my god

.. also toby: * sends you the most cryptic terrifying insta reel you ever seen* that’s you 😝😝😝🫵.

you: YOU PMOOOO‼️‼️🖕🖕🖕

🪓. . i can talk about this man forever. 🫶🏼

Kate:

➯ KATE MY BELOVED!!!! i love her so much💗. she so underrated plsss she needs more love and attention 😭😭😣 guys lemme talk about myyy girl rq.

🖤. . she’s the youngest out of the proxies. she around her late teens or early 20’s. she’s a cancer!! ( june 25th!!)

🖤. . tall af, she either standing at something between 5’10 or inching closer to 6’0.

🖤. . Korean!!! or has asian roots.

🖤. . definitely has her ears pierced and lips done .🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

🖤. . cooks the crew sometimes what she remembers eating before shit went down hill. and they love it every time.

🖤. . tea person! loves black or earl gray. she has a bit of a sweet tooth so she’ll add some honey, creamer & milk and syrups .^^

🖤. . owns really GOOD smelling shampoo and conditioner 😭😭. and to add with that, her hair is super long and grows out super fast so she’s constantly cutting it. its so uneven helppp

🖤. . she’s naturally very awkward and quiet. lowkey giving black cat energy.

🖤. . like brian she’s also the type of person to listen to you yap about anything than talk.

🖤. . txt’s like she doesn’t care. sooo nonchalant help 😭😭. perhaps worse than brian🤔🤔🤫. ONE WORD RESPONSE EACH TIME. WITHOUT OF DOUBT.

🖤. . closeted lesbian. doesn’t have time to date or fall in love because she’s busy with her “job” ifykyk. prob only work out if your a proxy as well. can’t risk anyone else getting hurt bc of her or the operator. she lost enough :( .

🖤. . this could just be me but ima just say back during her high school years she join her schools track and field club. and literally always get the best times. best runner at her school.

🖤. . dis GIRLLL… can run SO MANY laps and she never gets tired holy crap. runs faster than the other proxies , second would be toby lol. when they have free time, they consistently race each other around the woods and would make tim or brian set up a timer to see who gets the best time.

🖤. . i don’t CAARRE what anyone says but, her and toby have a sibling👏dynamic going on. so competitive with each other!! it’s very precious. they always lookout for each other during missions. even when there not working , they argue like siblings, say some shitty stuff to each other but at the end of the day they care about each other in there own way.

➯ this a bit off topic but yk how toby lost his sister at a young age. messed him up quite a bit because Lyra was the only person aside from his mom that was truly kind to him. after burning his neighborhood, he doesn’t really have anybody else. and was taken by slender right after that.

➯ kate one day casually said that toby reminds her of a sibling,toby was taken back and need a few seconds to relies that she’s being serious. he cried a bit when he heard that from her because he never thought he would ever be a good brother bc he wasn’t there for his sister at that time. :(

➯ long story short they hugged each other that day. sworn kate he will protect her knowing full well she can defend herself. he doesn’t want to repeat his trauma. will break him even more if he lost another sibling because of his actions.

🖤. . about the same as brian, she sleeps like she’s dead. creeps everyone the heck out.

🖤. . cat person!! has a pocket full of treats for the cats that she’s sees in a everyday basis. 🖤🖤

🖤. . if she’s not wearing her white hoodie and black jeans she’s going to pull up with some street wear aesthetic..!!!

🖤. . the white hoodie she wears all the time … yeah she forgets to wash it ☹️ all the time. same with her mask. forgets to clean it.

🖤. . some angst bc why not…misses Lauren so much. after she died, she kept her journal and rereads everything so she could never forget about her.

🖤. . visit her grave once in a while to give her flowers and just trying to remember memories of her.

🖤. . doesn’t like the operator at all. hates it. with every fiber in her being , hates that she now “works” for it now. i don’t blame her though, i mean her whole entire family was haunted & tormented by this thing for ages.

🖤. . ending this in a good note^^ , buuut every night her and toby without a doubt (sometimes tim and brian if there up for it ) have a game night.

🖤. . meaning getting to play with toby’s consoles while there both sitting on the couch and focus very intensely at the t.v in the living room. button smashing and everything . playing until god knows how long.

🖤. . screaming yelling and cursing each other in there own languages.

🖤. . playing board games or cards like uno while sitting together on dinner table and secretly everyone is plotting to piss off toby and works every single time.

ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : i hope you like these headcanons 😭😭 im sorry it’s SOOO long i literally i didn’t see that coming until i posted it . i’ll try to be consistent with posting but no promises >< bc tbh i only post if i have the energy too or literally the brain rot is that bad. anywaysss liu out!

should i continue these hc’s & make a pt 2? 🧐

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liuuboo2025 ♡ﾟthx for reading! love y’all!

[nothing-impt]

Oh boy! A new Hermes/Tiresias shipper! Welcome aboard!🤗

What headcanons do you have for this silly couple?

YESSSS I AM SO HAPPY I GOT INTO THIS SHIP Flying Snakes Headcanons ig: (I think I work better with my art than with my words, so I'm sorry if this looks really badly written)

Tiresias is more of a ‘receiving gifts’ than a ‘words of affection’ guy, hence the two-headed snake Hermes gifts him.

 I  love to think Hermes just constantly hits on Tiresias whenever he drops by to deliver souls into the Underworld, and Tiresias is either really dense or is completely unbothered by it.

Hades definitely knows about these two (people always make him out to be the villain But I would like to think that he’s really chill and lets them be together in the Underworld.) Unrelated note, Persephone ships them too.

Like @rubypet’s hc with Apollo, Apollo has prophecy as one of his domains so he’s a little pissed that Hermes is hitting on his prophet lmao.

Hermes calls the double-headed snake ‘the twins’ on purpose, usually in front of Apollo to piss him off and because Apollo doesn’t know Hermes is referring to the snake(s)? He just assumed Hermes knocked up Tiresias lol.

Because Tiresias has prophetic visions, he’s sometimes distracted (e.g, he’ll glance at a lingering spirit while Hermes is talking to him and will recall that spirit’s life) Hermes just takes it in his stride and asks him what he sees and they talk about that instead.

Tiresias tends to tell his prophecies in a roundabout way (my hc is that prophets are prevented from telling the outright truth behind what they see) so those who come to him for visions would oftentimes accuse him of misguiding them after they die (Oedipus would like to curse at him or smth everytime he sees Tiresias in the Underworld after he died)

Hermes knows that Tiresias gets disheartened by all the negative remarks (sounds like Tiresias gets a bad review on Prophetic visions lol) Especially so after Odysseus literally misinterprets his visions despite him trying his best to help the King of Ithaca cause he’s Hermes’ great grandson. Hermes would frequently give updates on how Odysseus is doing to reassure him (I personally feel prophets are used to ‘see’ the negative life-changing events in people’s lives instead of any of the positive ones, so Tiresias would be relieved to hear anything good that goes out of a hero he helps) Edit: It just came to me so I decided I'll just put it here, Tiresias absolutely hates Oedipus :)

I have a doodle I’m doing to explain more about why ‘the twins’ are called Jason and Theseus, hopefully, I’ll post it by tonight. Anyway, thanks for all the Asks, I hope y’all can understand my terrible explanations, if not my inbox is still open for questions! 

[urhoneycombwitch]

okay I've been swirling a couple more thoughts around my head about neighbor Eddie and specifically how you said he's down for what makes his partner happy and also how we've discussed making up handyman excuses to get him in the door

now I'm picturing a PLETHORA of roleplay fantasies he could fit into

okay 1) you said ranch hand? boom... get the hat and those blue jeans that he still has but never wears and are a tad too small and hug just right (it's not like they're gonna be on for long). forget that y'all are in the middle of the city, the blinds are closed to imagine outside is just green fields and trees for miles. really leaning into that southern drawl. he's gonna throw reader around like those bales of hay he's been slinging yessir (if you're into a bit of spanking with implements, this could be an opportunity to get a riding crop? Do you see the vision??)

now stick with me there's more

2) any form of mechanic, handyman, plumber, installer, you name it. As long as he's got those like full bottom denim overalls but he keeps the front open/tied around his waist just to show off that tank top underneath. Got plenty of tools on his belt, and a big one under it too if you know what I mean ;D love a man that's good with his hands. oh no, sorry mister, I don't have any money to pay for the fee...

3) FIREFIGHTER?! but just the pants and suspenders because then his chest and belly and arms are all oiled up and glistening. (potentially an opportunity for him to practice tying knots? you know, for safety...) can't really say much about this fantasy other than Damn! Is it hot in here? Nah, it's just him

4) and then obviously putting him in something lacy and skimpy. pretty collar (if that's what they're into) and some sexy lace garters around his thick meaty thighs that connect to some thin panties that barely contain his package and you're definitely taking them off with your teeth

(and speaking of packages, let's put delivery guy down on the list too. put his dick in a box I don't care)

but of course, as much fun as it to make him put on a show and be fantasy-fulfiller slutboy, there's gotta be some reciprocation too

which is where I ask you, government name Lulu Urhoneycombwitch, what are neighbor!Eddie's roleplay fantasies? What do he have R dress up as/do?

ngl this one’s been sitting in my inbox for awhile just so I could read it more easily. hm. yeah, anon, ya melted me with this one!!!!! 

cowboy in the bedroom absoLUTEly. i see the vision. neighbor!Eddie in my canon is a bit more reserved (‘least that’s how i’ve been writing him recently as I build out more of his character) but needs someone like neighbor!Reader to bring out his more outgoing and playful qualities. such as: rope tying skills he learned in the barn coming in very handy.

speaking of handy!!! lol. yes. handyman w a slutty thick waist shown off by half-tied overalls. this is most likely one of the first times ya’ll role played and i fear it was unintentional… Eddie was over doing some work on your sink and was dressed Like That so hardly your fault. it def becomes a thing after that. especially when you need him to fix something for real and he’s like ;) ;) this is code right and ur like ;) my shower hasn’t worked in 3 days ;) but i’ll repay you in sex  ;) ;) ;) 

firefighter and femme vibes are both equally alluring to me. y not both. u feel. like a big set of suspenders and pants and a jacket but after stripping him down he’s got a bare chest, fishnets, and a lacy pair of undies. i pledge allegiance…..

gov’t name u kill me lmao. okay if we’re talking Eddie’s personal preferences… well first off he definitely makes themed playlists for each setting and vibe if it’s planned roleplay. if we’re talking older!Eddie (which I often fantasize husky!neighbor!Eddie as 40s…) it’s personalized mixtapes + records.

Eddie loves literally anything that accentuates your curves. drooools over tight-fitting clothes whenever you wear anything that highlights your stomach or thighs or ass etc etc. so by that nature, I feel like one of his fantasies is completed just by getting to see you in lingerie. 

neighbor!Eddie’s ex-catholic for sure he’s just got that vibe to him idk… it’s always the ex-religious ones w a lot of kink lmao. I think he’d be really into seeing you in an angel getup around halloween time. getting fucknasty with a beautiful angel in gossamer and white satin would be a sinner’s dream come true.

he’s a total nerd for fantasy + lore in this life, too, really anything Lord of the Rings related would get him going. a fair maid a hobbit an elf forgettttaboutit. you in ren faire getup brings him to his knees. 

also Eddie would love a stranger-at-the-bar roleplay evening. spending the day apart in anticipation, setting a place and general time to ‘meet’, getting to hit on you at the bar as if he doesn’t know you, the thrill of you saying yes all over again!!!! that’d get him so good. that and the heavy petting that happens in the bathroom stall later that eve 😛

[oyasuminto]

Hi! Just fell into the Funger rabbit hole too, lol. I'd like to request headcanons for Levi with an older sister figure! (NOT ROMANTIC, FAMILIAL, PLS I HATE INCEST)

Hope you get more Fungies in your inbox, wish you the best!

🥰

Levi is not familiar with kindness. His father was a bastard, the things he suffered through at the orphanage were beyond description, and once he was drafted he was expected to act like a man, not the little boy he was.

There was no time to be nurtured, guided by a gentle hand, or anything of the sort. There was no-one to comfort Levi but himself.

When that godforsaken train stalled just outside the cursed town of Prehevil, Levi ran. This was his hometown, he knew it well, he could look after himself, he wouldn't drag anyone else down with him.

...But then he met her. She was older than him, he didn't ask her age, even he knows that'd be rude, but she's definitely at least a little older.

She tries to approach him, eyebrows knitted in concern and a gentle voice asking if he's alright, and he runs. Seems like that's all he's capable of nowadays.

He's not sure when or how or even why he ended up in the basement of some restaurant, but here he is; his back against a dirty old fridge, his clothes stained with sweat and blood, and his heart racing.

And there she is again, knitted eyebrows, gentle voice. She kneels by him, asks if he's okay, and when another hot flush attacks his body she helps him to undo and roll down the top half of his jumpsuit.

"Oh."

He waits for her to stare at his track marks, for her soft expression to twist into judgement or disgust. He's used to that, no-one respects a low-down addict.

"You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but I really, really want to help you."

Before Levi can respond, she's digging through her bag. "That doctor, he said this can be used as a painkiller, is this... what caused that?"

He can't believe it. How in the hell did this woman manage to find heroin in this godforsaken city.

The syringe is right there, well within arm's reach, it calls out to him.

Levi wordlessly plucks it from her hand and readies his arm, then pauses. As if reading his mind, she turns her back to give him some privacy.

There's the familiar rush of euphoria, the pleasant warmth that spreads through his body, and, most importantly, his mind and body becomes numb to the horrors outside the basement.

"...Thank you." His voice is quiet and thin as he speaks. "I... I still don't feel well. Can I...?"

"Of course you can. To be honest, I've been worrying about you since the last time we ran into each other."

Those words take several long seconds to sink in. This random stranger was worried about him. She is welcoming him with open arms.

The next several hours are a shock to Levi's system. She encourages him to eat something; the food isn't fresh or hot, but it's enough to sate his hunger for the time being. She offers herbs to mend his scrapes and bruises.

She cares for him in a way that is entirely foreign.

Like a mother, or perhaps a sister.

There's very little he can offer her, other than his marksmanship and knowledge of Prehevil's streets. Levi isn't exactly the conversational type. He isn't educated. Withdrawal leaves him woefully weak.

But whenever his thoughts begin to spiral a little too far, she's right there by his side. She shows interest in his stories of learning piano as a child, asks for his expertise on whatever firearms they find, and tactfully dances around the topics he clearly doesn't want to talk about.

It's... nice. She's nice.

[0ctazooka]

VARIOUS NEWS

This may be pretty long, so if you want to read it, go ahead. It's nothing TOO major, but it's a few things mostly in regards to the monthly Deltarune character QnA I've been drawing and writing for.

FIRST THING.

You may or may not have noticed, but I've removed the ask button from my profile. This is not permenant, as there is going to still be a QnA in February... however, with it being the 29th of January as of writing this I've been getting way too many asks to answer in time before the start of February, even after I made a post talking about that problem (which by the way, is completely understandable, I'm just saying), so MOST of the ones I currently have in my inbox will be answered next month, since it conveniently has mostly the same characters and I see they can be answered by them.

SECOND THING.

I've said it in the previously mentioned post about my ask dilemma and in the recently-made community but I'll say it again here so it's with everything else. I STILL have not finished drawing the transition comic into February. Aeis and I have had issues with starting to write it, but it's at the very least fully written. Good thing is, I still have about two and a half days right now to finish drawing it, and I'm about halfway through, I'm just struggling a bit.

THIRD THING.

It has not been addressed once until THIS WEEK that I've been writing Gaster wrong the entire time. Obviously now I'm fully aware that he speaks in all uppercase like Jevil and Spamton, but because of this realization and my stubbornness to be consistent and closer to the games, I will be going back to the October asks and fixing every single mistake with Gaster's dialogue whenever I get the chance. (The same will more than likely happen with the one panel of my fan design for Tenna after Chapter 3 of Deltarune is released and we actually see their design, but I digress.)

Fixing all of Gaster's dialogue boxes from every October QnA panel is gruelling enough, but what's worse is that I thought I didn't need them anymore so I no longer have the original IbisPaint files, meaning I would have to redownload them from here on Tumblr and heavily edit them, then edit the original posts.

Of course, from now on I will be writing him in uppercase, so I won't have to change anything else after that's done, so that's the good news there. ^^'

FOURTH THING.

You see, I think the (rather embarrassing) reason I made the previous mistake was because I haven't really... played Undertale yet. I do not have the game in any form at the moment, but I've been trying to make an effort in getting it eventually.

Now, I've certainly watched playthroughs of all three main routes of the game, but those were edited videos and it's definitely better to actually experience the game entirely for myself.

FIFTH THING.

Back to Gaster, I need a voice actor for him. I've been planning on dubbing most of these comics soon, but the only currently major characters I don't have a voice actor for are him and Ridge, so if you are or know someone who could be interested in voicing either of them and doesn't mind ship stuff, don't be afraid to message me any time for auditions, I'm active on here quite frequently. ^^

For Gaster, I see him typically speaking smooth and unbothered, almost in a constant hushed and whispery tone, seeing as he remains calm to ease the minds of his victims patients.

For Ridge... come on, just look at the way they talk. The accent they have is pretty clear every time they open their mouth lmao

SIXTH THING.

uh

join the community i guess lol

For those who are still there, hi! Thanks for making it to the end of my really long thing and for your support, I'm super thankful that people genuinely enjoy this stuff, I think you guys will really like the February asks, or at least find it mildly interesting.

With that said, sit tight and be patient, I have so much to work on now. ^^'

Until we meet again, have yourself a great day!

[dearweirdme]

Hello! I was looking for some chill Taekook blogs and I stumbled upon yours. I saw your response too an ask about Taennie and found your response very mature, well spoken and open to different opinions. Then read through your blog and really liked the chill vibe you got.

Tbh I'm not sold on Taennie either lol Not because it gets in the way of my ship (I'm a jikooker, it literally can't get in the way), neither because I'm a parasocial Tae biased fan who can't accept him being taken (my bias is actually Hobi and I would be thrilled to find out he is happy and in love), I just find the whole thing weird and suspicious.

Anyways, the reason why I came here is because I love maknae line's bond! But I think the whole Taekook vs Jikook war made both sides very bitter about the other ship's interaction and consequently created a lot of unnecessary hate toward Taehyung and Jimin. I'm mostly on the Jikook side of the internet so I can't speak for Taekook, but I often find Jikookers having a hard time appreciating sweet Taekook moments because they're afraid of toxic Taekookers invading their space with hate, so they just don't talk about it and some even grow a bitter taste with Taekook's bond. So I imagine Taekookers might go through the same because of toxic Jikookers.

And I really hate that.

I love Taekook's bond, they clearly love and care for each other so much, and they have so many cute and funny moments together. And since it's such a popular ship I wanna know more about them and understand different perspectives. So I came here because I'm genuinely curious and open to hear your opinion on Taekook!

What are moments that made you go "Huh? There's no hetero explanation for this"?

If Jikook is just fanservice what makes Taekook moments different?

Please don't take this as a toxic Jikooker invading your space, I am genuinely curious. I fully respect Taekookers opinion!

Borahae 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Hi anon! You are very welcome here, I don't mind different opinions, I think they are valuable. What's important to me is that someone comes to me in a polite way, and you are doing just that. You will at times read some snippy comments about Jkkrs on my blog I'm afraid. Some do come to me with less polite manners, and well.. my patience only goes this far. I think you and I are a bit alike, only from different sides. I also really enjoy Jimin and Jk interactions, and vminkook all the more. It is definitely sad that with those interactions automatically comes a sense of dread, because these days I just know when to expect drama in my inbox... and it's very often TKkrs in distress whenever something Jkk happens, or Jkkrs angry or gloating whenever something Tkk or Jkk happens. It's a wild situation. I wish it weres different, but at the same time... I know not to expect change.

I think many can see Taennie is not real, or at least sus. You don't even need to be part of any ship to see that. It's so obviously used for promotional purposes and severely lacking on the 'real relationship' side. My tag for it is Taennope or Taennie, and you might want to look at Gurumi as well if you are interested.

We are on actual opposing sides. If my ship is true yours cannot be, and vice versa. There's no compromising to be done. The most we can do is stay on our own sides a bit. While you are very nice, I also know we are not going to agree, but it's a nice change to see a Jkkr with a good opinion of Tae and who at least sees Tae and Jk are close. While Jkkrs often say Tkkrs hate Jimin (and to be fair there are definitely Tkkrs who talk about him wrongly) I feel this goes both ways.

To me it is not an either/or situation. If it ever turns out that Jk and Tae are not together, I wont believe Jimin and Jk are. That is just not how I see them. I understand why Jkkrs do, but... I just think you are mistaken in how you view their interactions. To me Jk and Jimin are just best friends. Super close, very playfull, flirty at times sure, but definitely platonic. If I were to compare the two. I feel with Jk and Jimin there's always a definite moment where they are "done" with each other. Like, they'll be playfull and bantery and touchy, but it's always just a moment with the purpuse of being funny, comforting, or friendly. It's not an underlying connection like Tae and JK have. Those two are constantly aware of each other, and that is not true for Jimin and Jk. You'll see many times where Jk and Jimin just don;t care what the other is up to, completely unaware.. and that is different with Tae and Jk. My taekook tag is way too full to go through, but I'll link some specific posts that contain most of my thoughts on Tae and Jk's bond at the end of this post.

I think one very important thing to be able to understand Tkkrs is that you have to be able to see that Tae and Jk never grew apart, like so many believe. It is such an accepted view throughout fandom that they grew apart somewhere inbetweeen 2016 and 2020 and that they became awkward. I absolutely do not think that is true. There is definitely less footage of them during a part of that time, and sure some awkward moments, but when you actually look at the footage that does exist, you can see a bond and a comfort that has not changed. If you are able to see that, you will also be able to see how Tae and Jk have been deliberately separated, even visibly on footage. Moments where they were close and touchy, they notice something off camera, they separate, and there's an emotional reaction to it. That does not happen with any of the other members, inculding Jk and Jimin. This is a post I made about the 2016-2020 period.

This post contains some thoughts I have on Taekook in general:

You can also find a lot of my thoughts on both Jikook and Taekook in these tags: Taekook analysis Ship analysis and there's my straws tag, but that one might also contain some snippy comments, so you might not enjoy 😶.

Thoughts on Jk and thoughts on Tae .

In general I don't think Jk and Jimin's interactions are fanservice. I think they have a genuine strong bond. Do they at times play it up for the camera's, Yes. But all members do that. While Jk and Jimin's interactions have never been avoided in official footage, Jk and Tae's have... and that's where imo the screwed vision of respective bonds comes from.

I've given much to go through, but it's too complicated for me to explain in just one post (though I have tried before 🙈).

[hpiiker]

could you pls write about reader cooking dinner for hasan every night and bringing it to him while hes on stream🥹 or baking him cookies all the time since bro is the cookie monster lol

COOKING DINNER FOR HASAN || HP²⁵ 🥘 ʚɞ

:: HPIIKER’S PROFILE || my inbox is open! 📨

:: this is TOOOOO cute, my heart MELTS 🥹😭. and, thank you so much for this!! 🫂

— hasan LOVES eating (me too girl) especially if they’re cooked meals from you!! <3

— lowkey loves watching cooking/food tiktoks while you’re cooking something up.

— during stream, his parasocial segment, he would often be on a tangent about your cooking, baking, treats, meals, etc.

— he was on about how DELICIOUS they are, how you’re the best cook ever, how you and qt should do a baking stream together, etc.

— when it was lunch time on stream, hasan would get all giddy and excited about what was going to be for lunch! <3

— and the cookies you made… UGHHHHH. he’s in heaven.

— also on the stream he would always get you on and show you and your cooking skills off. <333

— more than likely has an instagram highlights section of your meals and cooking skills 🫶🏼☺️.

— and on fear& he’s sarcastically saying that your the better cook than qt LMFAOOOO.

— definitely done a cooking stream with you and obviously surprised you with an apron with “fuck the cook!” instead of the usual apron that says “kiss the cook!”

— ANDDDDD, he would lowkey get brick up bc how FIIIIIINNNNE YOURE LOOKING RN….

— getting all touchy, whispering in ur ears asking to go up to the bedroom, and teasing you with his hand playing around at the top band of your underwear…

— on the other hand, in his little mini fridge there’s his usual drinks and prep meals/snacks and cookies you surprise him with when he’s stream.

— when he opens his little mini fridge, there’s a massive smile on his face to see EVERYTHING he loves is in there. <3

— AND THERES A LITTLE NOTE, U LEFT FOR HIM TO READ <33

— the note: “this la heat is hot as hell… but not as hot as you, hot stuff!! ❤️‍🔥”

— he shows it’s on stream and there’s so many screenshots all over twitter about this LMFAO.

— overall, he’s loves you SO MUCH and his food too!! <3

— *esp, if it’s made by u ! 🫂

— + he loves u so much whenever you give his forehead kisses while giving him meals while he was talking to chat (he would have the cutest smile on his face). <3

[mad-hunts]

🚢

shipping meme!

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between: i think that it would be interesting to do a blend between these two, where we could maybe lay some groundwork down regarding their dynamic / a possible ship between them that would detail what each of us might like to see out of it and/or how we could envision them either becoming an item (sorry, i just love that term for two people who're each other's significant other LOL), or becoming one once again if you'd like to go with the exes route or the second chance one. but then we would kind of wing it from there... however, with having a general idea as to where we want to go with their dynamic, if that makes any sense. though IDK,, perhaps it's because i've been seeing so many edits for ships who were exes but rekindled their relationship with each other that i feel like that'd have potential to be a kind of fun dynamic for wanda and barton, but also sad at the same time (,:

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: ( AHHH, hiii, itzel! thank you so much for sending this in and possibly being interested in shipping with barton :D it honestly made me so happy to see this pop up in my inbox, because i absolutely ADORE your account and your portrayal of wanda!! but yeah. with all of that said, i just wanted to let you know that two of barton's most negative traits are ones that i have pictured possibly interfering with his romantic relationships before, and this is that he can be closed-minded in a way / stubborn.

and i say in a way for closed-minded because he is kinddd of selective (okay, he can be REALLY selective, ngl haha) whenever it comes to accepting other people's opinions of things. so i could imagine that it could take him a bit to actually believe that a hero and a villain could be together since... well, they would more likely than not have a conflict of ideology going on there + i could NOT imagine that wanda would agree with a lot of things that barton does if she learned just how terrible of a person he really is (,: and that's honestly completely understandable so i'm not trying to like say she'd be bad for not agreeing with it.

i just think that they would probably have to come to a solution where barton either doesn't bring his 'work' up around her, and/or maybe depending on how attached he is to her, he could make an effort to cut all of the bad things he does down. but yeah,,, i think it could be interesting, like i said before, if you'd be interested in doing something with an ex like dynamic with them as we could make up like a whole history for them and stuff! but you don't have to, of course. so TOTALLY feel free to hmu in IM's here and ask for my disc if you want, or just talk to me there or in the comments here as to what kind of things you'd maybe want to explore between them yourself.

i like to think that i'm pretty open whenever it comes to potential dynamics, so if there is one here that i didn't check as a 'definitely' (in bold) or a maybe (in italics), then feel free to tell me and we could talk about it! but i am honestly very excited to roleplay with you more and i just want to let you know that although barton can ABSOLUTELY be an arsehole and hard to deal with: whenever it comes to romance, it tends to bring out the best version of him, though i have to say that things probably would be a little rocky at least on his end in the beginning because of the reasons i stated above. )

[chongoblog]

oh your OCs sound rlly cool! their names are great, i would love to hear more about them!

I’ve probably talked about them a good bit already! I got a tag for them called “red kraken” (which I will tag this post as for convenience) but here’s the long and short of it.

The Red Kraken are a band of pirates who are sailing the seas of a newly uncovered world that was once obscured by thick purple clouds and swarming with strange violet monsters. However now the wall of clouds are clear and exploring the new world is anyone’s game.

Each member of the Red Kraken is named after a dance due to the captain (Samba)’s belief that they are simply dancers upon the melodies that the ocean provides. Each member also wears an accessory that relates to a sea creature once they have proven themselves to be loyal enough to the Kraken. This includes Samba, the captain with a Kraken-shaped belt buckle, Tango, the second in command with a tattoo on his arm shaped like a shark, Waltz, the alchemist who creates aerosol potions wearing a gas mask in the shape of a squid, Tap, the scout of the Kraken who wears a bandana with spotted skin akin to a cuttlefish, Twist, the mage of the group who wears a scarf with a dolphin embroidered onto the end, Jig, the strategist who wears a suit with a sea turtle shape sewn into the back, Dougie, the mechanic of the crew who creates magical machines of sorts and is the closest to a mad scientist up there with Waltz and he wears earrings in the shape of shrimp, Salsa, the chef and emotional center of the crew who wears gloves with crab claw designs, and then the two newest members Mac and Disco.

I’m writing all of this into one big story that I hope to be releasing pretty soon. I want to get a few chapters under my belt first just so that I’m entirely sure that I’m going to stay dedicated to this story. I have a prologue done, and the first chapter is about halfway there. I’ll probably post it when I finish the second or third chapter, but time will tell. I seem pretty dedicated, but I don’t wanna post it, get people hyped, then leave them hangin’. I’ll definitely be keeping you all posted.

[charcadett]

🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I'm loving your larry content and would love a sample of what larry would be like with a fem reader he has a crush on just after battle?? like it would be a challenging battle, and he only just loses to the trainer, and he realises midway through that their strength and looks are enough to pull this everyman out of his comfort zone, and into something more... dare I say fun?? thank you!!

I’m glad you’re liking the Larry content, I love writing for him. He is soooo chronically awkward.

Larry Smitten With Fem!Reader

- During the battle, he isn’t likely to notice you. Whenever he’s in a match, he’s thinking about something else. Usually what he’s going to eat for dinner. As the battle comes to a head, and you have him on his toes, he’s dragged out of his thoughts and into the present. Even then, all of his focus is on the battle rather than you. Once it’s over, he does a bit of a double-take. It’s not a noticeable unless you’re familiar with Larry’s limited range of expression, but it definitely happens.

- It’s not out of the ordinary for Larry to pay for the challenger’s meal after a Gym Battle. For the first time, he’s nervous about offering. He’ll fiddle with his tie as he asks you to join him for a meal. When you agree, he breathes a small sigh of relief. You make him nervous. He’s never talkative but will try to learn more about you. Particularly what city you live in. Not for creepy reasons, he just needs to access his catalog of good restaurants to invite you to. If you’d like to go. You don’t have to if you’re not interested…

- Fixes his tie when he’s nervous. And scratches his face. When he offers suggestions of what to order, his heart will skip a beat when you take him seriously. He’ll even let you eat off his plate, a privilege only those he’s fond of get to enjoy. Larry doesn’t make eye contact almost the entire time. Even when he’s talking to you, his gaze is fixed firmly on his dinner.

- You’ll have to ask for his number. Larry isn’t a texter by any means, the thought doesn’t even cross his mind, but he’ll text if it means he gets to talk to you. He gets even less work done than he usually does because he’s too busy with his nose buried in his Rotom phone to even bother opening his inbox. Larry’s a slow texter, using only one finger. He doesn’t understand most acronyms, only the simple ones like LOL or TTYL. Otherwise, he’s completely lost. Don’t let his short replies fool you. Where you may get an “Okay.” from him, anyone else will get a “K.”

- Bonus: Rika eventually comes to his cubicle and asks him why he hasn’t answered any of his emails. Larry is hesitant to tell her, but she leans over his shoulder and lets out a low whistle. She thinks you’re out of his league. Good for him for getting a girlfriend though. She didn’t think he had it in him.

[calzone-d]

ted with your newborn baby girl headcanons: 😛

talks to her the WHOLE time she’s in your belly

buys her a baby AFC Richmond jersey with “Lasso” on the back

him rubbing and pressing softly on your belly calms her down so those two have a relationship from day ONE

if she comes out not crying immediately or a little blue he freaks the fuck out, instant panic

as soon as she’s on your chest after you give birth, his arm is wrapped around you and his hand is under yours where it’s pressed against her back

100% cries when they put her on your chest and even though she’s covered in gunk she’s the cutest baby girl he’s ever seen

when they put her under the warmer to weigh her, etc he stands beside it and rubs her cheek, still crying lol

after they’re done they wrap her up burrito style and they’re like “want to carry her over to mom, dad?” and he’s like “yeah i am her dad 🥲”

gives him a gummy smile as soon as she’s in his arms because she KNOWS that’s her dad

he rocks her for a minute before giving her to you to do some skin-to-skin time and she doesn’t let out a cry the ENTIRE TIME

is in awe the first time you breastfeed, and rubs her lil chubby cheeks while she feeds

feels bad he can’t feed her the way you do so he always offers to burp her when you breastfeed

when he takes his shirt off to do skin-to-skin with her, you DIE

that hairy broad chest with a tiny baby on it?? omfg

keeps one hand on her back to keep her warm and the other is holding her hand

loves picking out cute outfits for her to wear

when you two give her her first bath, he makes faces at her the whole time to keep her happy

he gets teary eyed whenever you have a lil bonding moment with her, like he is genuinely so happy with his little family

insists on taking turns waking up in the middle of the night to change her, feed her, etc

will do anything to make her squeal and do the little baby giggle

carries her around in the baby carrier all. day. long.

she sleeps slumped forward on his chest when he wears her in his office while they go over plays, etc.

takes her to practice with lots of warm clothes and some baby earmuffs and gets a lil stingy with letting other people hold her

loves helping you teach henry how to hold her, feed her, swaddle her

she routinely breaks an arm out of her swaddle to reach for Ted

definitely falls into the “no dating until you’re 30” stereotype

“no boyfriend until you’re at least 30, lil’ lady. you hear me?”

“ted, with our looks? you’ll have to fight the boys off.”

baby girl is surrounded with so much love just between you, ted, and henry. when you factor in your families & everyone at the club it’s unmeasurable

thinking about doing more of these with her as a toddler, school-aged, her personality, etc! also so me of her relationship with henry as she gets older! ted was meant to be a girl dad as well lmao.

my inbox is always open! come talk to me!

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[scaredfloorcrab]

I have come to feed the Ellegaard kins once more.

I'm probably just gonna keep posting these lol, some of these I wouldn't even label as head canons but whatever. I also might start taking asks, and by asks I mean literally something abt Ellegaard you'd like my opinion on or just anything, it'll be something to keep me active. My inbox is now open after some time of trying to figURE OUT HOW TO TURN ON ASKS 😭.

Anyway, here's more content ‼️:

♦Ellegaard def owns a home somewhere in beacontown, it's just she's rarely even there. She probably isn't the only old order member who has a house there; but it seems to be the go to hangout spot for some of the new order members when she's in town for some reason.

♦There's most likely a gc with the new and old order members, in which Ivor and Ellegaard are probably not as active in as the rest are. The only time Ellegaard would be active is if she has something to do with the conversation or it's just utter nonsense.

♦She'd join a video chat in the gc just for fun every once in a while. Everyone would be surprised but she'd have her camera off most of the time.

♦Ellegaard and Harper would have a Brittany Broski and Sarah Schauer friendship dynamic.

♦The old order seems like the people to have had a camcorder in their high school/college years; and it's just full of idiotic memories between the members.

♦Personally, I can't see Ellegaard being the coffee type. I mean, she doesn't totally hate coffee or anything, she'd most likely get coffee with friends or when she's in town. Although I do think this woman enjoys tea in the morning.

♦The most horrid sleep schedule known to man. Olivia has a whole regiment for her night/morning routine, where as Ellegaard would simply sleep whenever and wherever.

♦Probably reads books with those funky little oval glasses perched on the bridge of her nose.

♦Olivia would have a private Snapchat story with friends in it just so she could post stuff about how life inside the dome of concentration. She'd talk about how productive they are on projects, but most of it would just be dumb stuff. (cut to the first snap being Ellegaard passed out on the breakroom couch).

♦Maybe a plant lover?? She has mixed feelings on taking care of plants. A lot have died just because she would have simply forgotten about their existence.

♦She'd cry playing Monopoly.

♦An absolute GOD at wheel of fortune, only because her and Soren think it's fun to watch it on tv.

This definitely isn't the end of these, hopefully. I did say at the beginning that some of these prolly don't even classify as a head canon, but as I said,, whatever. I do this cuz I want to, and hopefully you guys like this stuff too.    -Lee

[t0wnspersonb]

Hot Springs (Ushijima Wakatoshi x Reader)

Word Count: 2,570

Rated: Explicit

Warnings: SMUT, bad language, public, my shit writing, Ushijima being a beautiful man

Summary: You couldn’t remember the last time you and Ushijima got to spend proper time together, so when he suggests going to the hot springs for a date how could you refuse? Although, you two are doing a bit more than just enjoying the hot water. 

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GUYS! I know it’s been a fucking minute😫 I’m still trying to get my shit together for school lmao. BUT I’ve been working on this fic for a while tbh, I was just never motivated to finish it until recently. I apologize in advance if it’s trash😂 BUT, I do have a couple of things to go over. First of all, thank you guys so much for being patient with me the past couple of weeks, I’ve definitely missed putting content out to you guys, I’ve just been super busy with life and school. Second of all, I know I have requests sitting in my inbox, I will do them. Eventually. The only reason why I’m even posting something new is because this story was already in the works, so since it’s done I decided to post it (it’s probably garbage idk lol). Third of all, I love you guys so much  😘😘😘😘 it’s been such a joy writing for you all, and I hope I continue to put out content you guys enjoy! As always, this story is dedicated to @sunshinewitchz​ because she’s the biggest Wakatoshi simp I know, and I love her so much and her endless support. 

I hope you guys enjoy the story! Please let me know what you think of it😊😊

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“- Would you like to go?” Ushijima’s deep voice filtered through your ears; although you only heard the last part, you had no idea what he had said beforehand.

 “Hmm?” you finally looked up at him, the paint brush in your hand stilled.

 A soft frown coated his lips, sometimes you were far too engrossed in your art projects. Usually he didn’t mind, today was different though. It had been two weeks since the last time he had seen you, both of you far too busy to make time to spend together.

 Of course, he would want your undivided attention, he missed you. 

 “I’m sorry Toshi, what were you saying?” you smiled sheepishly at him, carefully setting down the paintbrush, your eyes focused on him completely now.

 “The hot springs. Do you want to go?” He asked again, his eyes flickering over your face.

 Your lips pursed, your brain wracking through the dates to make sure you didn’t already have a prior commitment. “When?”

 He let out another sigh, Ushijima loved you deeply, but when painting was involved… well, you were in a completely different world to the point that it was hard to hold a conversation with you.

 But he also loved your passion for it, he loved how talented you were, how confident you were in your skills. It was proven time and time again whenever you produced your master pieces.

 Although, all your artwork in his eyes were masterpieces.

 You were the best masterpiece of all. Ushijima could stare at you for hours, he could watch you paint for hours, but right now, he wanted to be your sole focus.

 “Do you want to go to the hot springs with me tomorrow?” he asked once more.

 “Okay.” You smiled brightly at him, you didn’t have anything to do tomorrow, except to drop off a painting. Any chance you got to spend with Ushijima you would take. 

 “Okay.” he repeated, a soft smile coating his lips. “Finish up, we’ll go get food once you’re done.”

 You definitely loved Ushijima.

 ***

 “Ushijima-senpai! Y/n-senpai!” Goshiki exclaimed in surprise. “What are you doing here!?”

 “Your grandma asked for a commission piece! I’m just dropping it off now.” You smiled widely. “I didn’t know you would be here today!”

 “I-I’m just visiting.” he stuttered out, his eyes awkwardly flickering over to Ushijima who paid him no mind, his eyes scanning the outer exterior of the house.

 “I need to collect the money; do you know where she is?” You asked sweetly.

 “She’s out in the garden, please come in.” He said awkwardly, stepping aside. 

 “I won’t be long Toshi!” You said cheerfully, pardoning yourself before you entered the home, leaving Goshiki and Ushijima standing at the entrance.

 “This is nice wood, is it oak?” Ushijima asked suddenly, his eyes tracing over the large door.

 “I don’t know Senpai…”

 Silence once again surrounded them, but like you had said, the exchange didn’t take too long as you came walking up to the volleyball players cheerfully.

 “All set Toshi! Let’s head out yeah?” you smiled up at him.

 He nodded before taking your hand into his and waving goodbye at the male.

 “Bye Goshiki! See you around!” you called out behind your shoulder.

 Sometimes it was a wonder how you and Ushijima ended up together. The concept of “opposites attract” seemed to be in play for this. 

 Your bright and bubbly personality contrasted greatly with his. Ushijima’s blunt and rough exterior was the complete opposite of your gentle and easygoing one. 

 However, you guys shared one trait, and that was the undeniable confidence you guys had in your skills. Ushijima with volleyball, and you with art.

 But despite the contrasting personalities, your relationship worked, the love and respect you guys had for one another was always present.

 “That was really nice of that lady to give us our own spring. I didn’t even know that a place like this could have private ones!” You said happily as you guys walked towards the changing rooms.

 “Yeah.” Ushijima nodded briefly, “see you in a bit.”

 You grinned at him widely before skipping off into your own changing room. 

 You bummed softly to yourself as you began undressing. The showers felt incredible against your skin and you couldn’t help but sigh in content, a trip to the hot springs was something that you definitely needed after working so hard on your commissions.

 You carefully wrapped yourself in the towel and started heading towards the spring. The change in temperature caused a shiver to run through your body, shuddering gently as the steam curled around your damp shoulders. You breathed in the soft scent of earth, sighing softly as your body relaxed in the hot springs air. 

 Your eyes scanned over the area, before pausing on a figure that left your heart racing and your stomach flipping.

 Ushijima paid no attention to his surroundings; his stare was focused on the scenery before him. But that gave you plenty of time to drink in the tall male before you.

 He was truly the most beautiful person you’ve ever met before. His broad shoulders and rippling back muscles were completely exposed to your greedy eyes. 

 How you ended up with such a beautiful man was beyond your comprehension. 

 “What are you waiting for?” His deep voice filtered through the air, your gaze met his olive eyes and you felt your face flush immediately.

 “Just appreciating the view.” You said cheekily before dropping your towel and settling yourself down into the water.

 A long sigh escaped your lips as you submerged yourself completely. This was heaven; you couldn’t remember the last time you had been to the hot springs, and the fact that you got to spend it with the man you loved the most, it was definitely pure heaven.

 “The scenery is very nice here.” he agreed, eyes scanning over the area once more.

 You laughed softly at his statement, your hand gently pressing into the bulging muscle of his bicep. “I wasn’t talking about the scenery. I was talking about you Toshi.” 

 Ushijima felt his expression soften considerably as he looked down at you. You were resting your head against his arm, your eyes closed in absolute bliss.

 This time Ushijima decided  to scan over you, and fuck… you were the best thing he’s ever seen.

 His eyes drank in every inch of your beautiful face, his gaze trailing over the strands of wet hair clinging to your face, wrapping around your collarbone and then your shoulders and…

 Oh.

 He shamelessly stared at your exposed breasts. He could feel his heart rate beginning to pick up as he started to register in his mind that you… no both of you were extremely bare to one another.

 Ushijima couldn’t understand this sudden shyness that began to bubble up in his gut. He had seen you bare so many times before, he’s touched you so many times before, he’s had you in every way that he could think of; and yet… What was this sudden rush of arousal spiking through his blood right now?

 Your eyes fluttered open and met intense olive colored ones staring right back. You felt your mouth go dry, your stomach twisting in a way that was all too familiar.

 The only times Ushijima has ever looked at you like that was when…

 “What is it, Wakatoshi?” You teased slightly, the flush in your face was something that you could blame on the hot water, not the fact that your hunk of a boyfriend was blatantly staring at you like he wanted to devour you whole.

 “You’re beautiful.” he said simply, reaching out to tug on a strand of your wet hair. His strong, thick fingers gently began trailing against the skin of your throat, skimming across your collarbone. Despite the hot water, you couldn’t help but shiver at his gentle touch. 

 “I meant… is there something that you want Wakatoshi?” You asked, teeth sinking into your bottom lip as you stared at him through your lashes.

 “You. Always you.” he answered simply; his large hand curving gently around your jaw, cupping your face carefully.

 Your stomach twisted pleasantly, an all too familiar burn bubbling deep within your gut, but also... your heart. Once again you were in awe of the man before you, the amount of love you held for him was far too much for your heart to contain, bubbling up and spilling over the longer you looked at him.

 “You have me.” you said quietly, carefully pressing yourself closer to him, your hands rested gently against the bare skin of his chest, strong and oh so broad.

 “Then kiss me.” he demanded, olive eyes burning into yours. Love and passion could clearly be seen in them.

 So, you did. Your hands grabbing at his strong jaw, forcing him to stoop down to your level so you could properly kiss him.

 Kissing Ushijima was possibly the best thing on the planet, his lips were full and strong as they moved against yours, unhurried, but incredibly needy and forceful. 

 His tongue licked against your mouth, hot and wet and deliciously perfect. You eagerly pressed yourself against his large body, melting against him completely. You were too hot, your body overheating immediately.

 It was from the hot springs, right? Not from the hunk of a man that was currently grabbing at your bare waist and yanking you tighter against him, right? 

 Your head spun dizzily, pleasure rippling through your body, a soft whimper tearing through your throat as you felt his growing member press tight against your thigh.

 Ushijima heard you, his grip on your body tightened slightly as he continued to devour your mouth. He began moving you, carefully backing you up further away from the deep end of the hot spring, and then your body was being lifted up until you were no longer in the hot water, rather, you were now sitting on the ledge of the hot springs.

 Goosebumps erupted across your skin, your nipples hardening into pebbles under Ushijima’s watchful eyes.

 From your perched position on the rocks you could easily kiss Ushijima and he could easily…

 “W-What are you doing?” you whimpered out, the back of your hand coming up to cover your mouth, your heart was racing, faced flush, as you stared at the tall male.

 His large hands were gripping your thighs, carefully moving them apart, his eyes gazing hungrily at your weeping cunt.

 “What does it look like I’m doing?” he asked slowly, and then he was stooping down until his face was between your legs… a hot, fat, tongue sliding up your slit.

 You gasped loudly, eyes fluttering shut, as you leaned back on one of your elbows, your hand covering your mouth shot out and tangled into his damp hair.

 Ushijima hummed slightly, tongue gently flickering against your throbbing clit. 

 He wanted to do this here? Now?

 A thick finger slid easily into your wet entrance, causing your thighs to tremble at the sudden intrusion.

 Apparently yes. Yes, he did.

 When you finally opened up your eyes, the scene before you was absolutely sinful. Your swollen lips parted in awe as you made eye contact with Ushijima.

 His pupils were dilated, the soft olive color completely gone. His wet hair clung to his face, you could see his tongue flickering in and out of his mouth as he continued to eat you out.

 How was he so fucking perfect?

 “Toshi… please.” you begged, pressure beginning to build up, you were so close, but you wanted him. You wanted his thick cock to stretch you out completely right now.

 “Is there something you want?” he asked, voice deep and thick with arousal. His plush lips were wet, coated in your slick.

 Oh fuck.

 How did he look so fucking good between your legs?

 “You. Please. No more foreplay, I want you inside me already, please.” you trembled, watching as he stood to full height.

 Your eyes greedily ran down his naked body. He was just so… so fucking big, in so many ways.

 The strong muscles of his arms, his chest, his stomach, stood proudly on display for you. But as your eyes traveled lower; you could almost drool over the sight of his erect cock, standing proud and ready to be engulfed in your tight heat.

 His fist enclosed over his hard member, pumping up and down his shaft a couple of times before he finally stepped between your trembling legs. Carefully rubbing the head of his cock against your soaked folds, your eyes fluttered at the touch.

 But then with a quick snap of his hips he entered you, bottoming out immediately. 

 His lips slammed down against yours, muffling the loud moan that was about to escape your lips.

 Fuck, you were so full. No matter how many times Ushijima had you, you could never quite get used to his large size. 

 It was almost too much. But he knew that, which was why he waited for a moment, allowing you the time to get used to thick intrusion.

 One of his large hands grabbed at your hip, the other was resting near your head against the ground.

 After a few moments, your legs wrapped around his thick waist, a silent invitation that he could start moving.

 Ushijima didn’t even hesitate, his hips snapping forward, his cock pressing into the deepest part of your tight heat.

 The pace of his thrusts was unhurried, as if he had all the time in the world to fuck you, despite the fact that you guys were at a hot spring.

 “Do you hear that?” he murmured; soft squelching could be heard from your lower region. You were absolutely soaked, drenching his thick cock as he slid in and out of you perfectly. 

 You gripped at his broad shoulders helplessly, soft whimpers escaping your lips as you trembled under his large body.

 It was too much… the hot springs, his body, his kisses, the grunts that were coming from his lips, the fact that your boyfriend was fucking you in a public place…

 “I’m close.” you squeaked out, nails digging into his skin. The familiar burn, the ache for release; was coming up quickly.

 His deep thrusts began to speed up, his hips hammering into you.

 “Then cum.” he demanded, his hand reaching down to rub harshly at your swollen clit. 

 So, you did, gushing around him easily, your slick coating his hard member. He grunted loudly, immediately pulling himself out of you, his fist once again enclosing around his member as he hurriedly pumped himself, searching for release.

 Thick ropes of his warmth shot onto your lower belly, hot and heavy against your skin. 

 You watched tiredly as he brushed the wet hair away from his forehead, his eyes trailing over your bare body, a soft expression easily covering his face now. Carefully he pulled you back into the water, situating you on his lap easily as you rested your head against his strong chest.

 You sighed in content as he pressed a soft kiss to the top of your head. 

 “I love you Wakatoshi.” you said quietly, you peered up at him, a sweet smile coating your lips.

 “I love you too.” he said eyes flickering down at you, a small smile appearing on his face.

 A trip to the hot springs was definitely a good idea. 

[particular-one]

Yes! You get it, why are we so twinning right now!!! When you said you had a bunch of angst drafts I was so 👀👀 but this first love fic was also scrumptious 🤌

OMG just earlier I was talking jokingly about my soulmate being a guardian angel and then you said that!! The universe is universing 😵‍💫 mallues, my love confirmed!!! Omg oikawa's defense lawyer LOL you're hilarious 😂 you must have your work cut out for you, that's a full time job!! I also think he's whipped in love and would be so down bad! And seijoh hates him for it because he's daydreaming through all of practice and out of it but once game time comes,, the KING is back! It's so effortless too! He would look totally cool if every point wasn't followed by a 'yoohoo~~~' and him winking and shooting hearts at reader LOL. What I wouldn't give to break Oikawa's heart and leave him a mess 🥲 The only man's heart I want to fictionally break and have an angsty love story with more than oikawa is.....kuroo. pls those two simps would be so good to ruin in misery! Oikawa crying in the rain, after having his heart broke multiple times, whyyyy would you put that in my headdddd!!! Kuroo's a scorpio so he'd be so ready to get revenge but he's a squish at heart and really just wants to be loved 🥺 would have a whole revenge plan and then see you in the aisle at target and kenma has to hold him back from going over and proposing right then and then. OMG AND THE THREE AM DRUNK TEXTS AAAAAA!!!!

I'm sorry for spamming your inbox, it's so fun talking to you hehe 💕 I had a rough few days so I'm really enjoying myself on your blog hehe. I'll go now but I look forward to your other works! I do want to request but I have no idea what 😅 Take care and stay hydrated 🥰

-🐰

the conflict of wanting to give my comfort characters the biggest and warmest hug and simultaneously unleashing pain on them is my dilemma always and forever<\3 but heehee it was def fun to write something more fluffy for dan heng before disaster strikes OH FR?? what are the chances LOL a mind link is occurring?? all jokes aside, malleus truly seems like the perfect match 🤭 no but ABSOLUTELY. oikawa thinks he’s all that but reader being 🫤 just throws him off majorly. like what do i have to do to actually make you find me charming :( he is so down bad it is actually really funny. he’s so used to easily winning people over that it frustrates him that it isn’t the same with you. the fact that he is oh so willing to get his heart broken for you???? dedication. yet another point for my “why is oikawa one of the most dedicated characters from the media i consume” essay. 😤 OH I GET U I GET U …. kuroo getting his heart broken and coming up with a full blown revenge scheme but simultaneously drunk texting reader at 3am on why things ended up the way they are is just :(( oikawa and kuroo are just hopeless idiots pining in denial. dw abt it!! it was definitely fun talking to you<3 i’m sorry to hear that, but i do hope things get better for you! my inbox is always open whenever you want to chat ✨ if u come up with any requests u would like for me to write, hmu anytime!

[yutaholic]

This 2Baddies era is making my brain short circuit everytime I see Doyoung WHY DO THE STYLISTS KEEP ON PUTTING HIM IN SLEEVELESS TEES I AM GONNA COMBUST THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIS ARMPITS HNGGGG also NAKAMOTO YUTA NEEDS TO CALM DOWN everytime he sings his line it's like he wants to eat someone whole. In the Studio Choom vid his hairstyle makes him look like a lion hehehehe.

I saw your post about how they're doing Sticker dirty and I FEEL YOU I genuinely like that song, it may be an acquired taste but it grows on you. Now I miss Sticker era it was definitely a good time.

I've been rereading Jealousy bcos I don't know I've been having a lot of Mark Lee feels these past few weeks days like sometimes he's so cute I wanna squish his face and sometimes he's so handsome and sexy I want to do nasty things with him.

Sorry for the rant I hope you're having a nice week!!

- Dyochi Anon

Well FINALLY someone in my inbox that I can scream about 2 Baddies with! Okay so I did not like 2 Baddies at first the song just grated on me but I didn’t go into it very open-minded (because of how much they shit on Sticker) on the other hand I showed the MV to my nephew and the moment it ended he said “I LOVE IT” and I was like of course you do lol

But I really liked the MV and the whole vibe (plus I looooove how much spotlight Johnny and Yuta got!!) so I watched it more and more... and I hate to say it... but the song has grown on me. It’s just so 127. I felt the same way about Sticker which is it just screams NCT 127 and their style.

Which is why I just didn’t understand why they acted like Sticker was the bane of their existence? Then Favorite came along and they acted like she was their savior (looking at you Doyoung) when Favorite was super boring imho I still like it and listen to it but it was meh in comparison and the dance break still haunts me haha

Speaking of Doyoung and his obnoxious ass I wanna know who he thinks he is being built the way he is. And I agree with you I’m ready to fight the stylists with all these tiddies being shoved in my face. Some of the boys looked scrumptious in the MV even though they singing about having bitches when we all know they don’t 😂

Doyoung sings like his life depends on it and I love that. He reminds me of me and my sister whenever we listen to Celine Dion after too much wine lol I swear his energy when he sings and Taeyong’s energy when he dances are just on another level. I’m slightly annoyed they have Jaehyun rapping since he’s one of my FAVE vocals in NCT but I like his rapping too so I’m not that mad about it

Oof speaking of Mark, I got a really sexy fic coming up with him soon (Jeno included) so all you Mark and Jeno stans need to prepare yourselves physically and emotionally and sexually and spiritually idk just everything because it’s raunchy af (you’re married to Mark and he invites Jeno over to spice up the bedroom when yall hit a dry spell that’s all I will say about it)

Never apologize for rants! I love rants and what yall have to say. I wish you guys talked to me more 😊