#in which dennis has a younger sister

[heartsburstintofire13ghosts]

Samara Bishop/ The Fallen Beauty

Basic Info:

Full Name:

Samara Grace Bishop

Birthdate:

Saturday, October 24th, 1997

Place of Birth:

Mahoney’s Junkyard, Painesville, Ohio

Death Date:

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

Place of Death:

Royce Clayton Memorial High School, Madison, Ohio

Age:

17

Heritage:

Russian, French, German

Family

Father:

Horace Mahoney/ The Juggernaut

Mother:

Evelina Ivanova/ Ellie Bishop

Sister:

Dana Newman/ The Angry Princess

Aunt:

Katarina Ivanova/ Krista Matthews

Best Friends

Aria Rafkin:

Sara Parr:

Enemies:

Johnny Sullivan:

Markus Sullivan:

Killer; School Shooter

Personality:

Samara is a free-spirited, rebellious, and open-minded young woman. Given that her mother’s job had them relocate all around the world she was also unafraid to try new things and dared to be different from most others of her age group. She has a creative mind as well as a photographic memory which makes it easy for her to remember things she has read, watched, or listened to with perfect detail. Sam is quick-witted and resourceful, knowing how to pick locks, pockets and was able to rebuild Royce Clayton’s 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air Convertible from pictures alone.

Samara had a close bond with her father, Horace, and inherited inhuman strength from him (though Horace himself stated she could easily overpower him in terms of raw force if the mood ever struck her), something she struggled to control for most of her life. Witnessing his death traumatized her deeply and despite knowing that the knowledge of his identity would lead to her being ostracized by everyone around her, she refused to insult her father’s memory by hiding the truth. After their abrupt move back to her mother’s home town, though, she is surprised to find out that people not only know who her father is, but don’t seem to care, coming for days after to offer their condolences and help out any way they could. 

Despite her kind and amenable nature, Samara can be aggressive and impulsive. She can also be tempestuous and sarcastic as well as habitually rude to people she does not like. Due to her stoic facial expression and ability to overpower a linebacker, most of her classmates try not to antagonize her for fear of reprisals. 

Samara is not close to a lot of people, preferring to keep them at arms length. However, when she was six, that changed. During recess in her kindergarten class, a dark haired boy stomped on a sand castle that two girls were building before holding them down and pulling their hair. Little Sam seized a block before hurling it like a star pitcher at the back of the boys head, causing him to let go and run off to the teacher, crying. That little boy was Markus Sullivan and those girls were Aria Rafkin and Sara Parr. The girls were inseparable from that day forward. Markus also formed a strong hatred for Sam, culminating in him murdering her (as well as 26 of their fellow students and 6 faculty members) 11 years later. 

Samara possesses an otherworldly beauty much like her mother, sister, and aunt but she does not seem to care all that much, shrugging and saying, “I know” emotionlessly with a blank expression when someone comments on it. The only part of her appearance she has an obvious fondness for is her deep red hair.  A trait she shared with her sister, Dana. 

Samara is a nerd at heart, loving to read poetry, books, and watch films. She likes new age films but older films, particularly one’s from the 50’s have a special place in her heart. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Edgar Allan Poe are great loves of hers, able to recite full monologues from the movies and paragraph after paragraph of the books from her memory alone. She is obsessed with history, both World and US and due to extensive traveling with her mother, has expansive knowledge of different cultures and traditions and speaks several different languages, proving to be an effective reader of Latin.

She had a knowledge of the Arcanum and its contents despite most people being unaware of its existence outside of churches and the studiers of the occult. 

One would believe that as the byproduct of a serial murderer and a contract killer that she would have a predilection for and nonchalant view of violence and they would be right. While not impulsively violent, she is not afraid to use it to maintain order and control or right wrongs.  The most surprising is she manages to do these things with very little thought or consideration for others. Going back to whatever she was doing beforehand.

Some examples of this are when she saw a man about to throw a bag of kittens off a bridge, she snagged the mewing bundle and gripped the back of his shirt, tossing him off instead. When Colin Miller's father beat him so badly, he wound up in the hospital, she threw the older man over a railing to his death. She threatened Johnny Sullivan multiple times, breaking his tibia during one of their confrontations. She hospitalized three girls after a fight when they tried to jump Aria in the bathroom, and she paralyzed one of her classmates from the waist down when it became apparent that he was just going to keep getting away with sexual assault until he was stopped.

Sam seems to have an unexplainable connection to Royce Clayton, dreaming about him (even before she knew who he was) from the time she was old enough to dream. She spent her life unaware that Royce is why her mother abruptly decided to return to her hometown. Royce’s energy surrounds the town of Madison and hangs particularly heavy around the Sullivan family. The dark force of his rage repels other ghosts from even entering the town, giving Sam unlimited safety from the entities who would seek to harm her for actions that she was not responsible for. 

Sam is a talented artist and carries around art supplies in her bag, which is with her even in death. 

I will go into her tattoos in a separate post. Also, I am almost positive that Dana was a redhead. Even with it wet, her hair has a red hue to it. 

Also, for the record, the perfume that Sam uses is DKNY Be Delicious

[stars-irises]

My Cornley Drama Society family headcanons:

Warning: Their parents suck and none of them have good relationships to their families.

Chris:

Starting off with the man whose parents canonically suck. They were definitely very strict and conservative (*cough* tories *cough), and I mean they canonically didn't show Chris affection. But I feel like Chris is probably in denial about this because whenever you hear him talk about his parents it's very clear that they suck but he just talks about it like it's normal (ex: "my mother, like all mothers, abhors any physical contact"). Most of the others have picked up on the fact that Chris's parents suck but whenever anyone talks to him about it he gets really defensive really quickly. I think that somewhere deep down he knows that his parents are bad but he just forces himself to believe that they're not because he can't deal with the idea that they are. He also gives me major only child vibes.

Robert:

Robert canonically has a sister, but I feel like he probably has another sibling as well because he really gives me ignored middle child vibes. I get the feeling that his parents were kind of neglecting towards him and discouraged anything he did so now he is just desperately trying to prove himself to them, or at least prove their low opinions of him wrong. Sibling wise I think he probably has a younger sister and an older sister (the older one being the one who briefly dated Chris, and the younger one being Lucy's mother). When it comes to Robert's relationships with his sisters I feel like he's probably a bit closer with his younger sister.

Dennis:

A while ago I posted about the fact that I believe that Denise, the female variant of Dennis, is his sister and I still stand by that. He's probably the younger of the two. I think his parents got divorced when he was quite young and he doesn't really see his dad nor has a very strong connection to him (a big reason for why he seems so fine with calling Robert dad). From the small details that we've heard about his mum I don't think she's a good parent either, considering that the bits of information we've been given about her are:

She dated Robert. I hope that most people can agree that dating your sons friend and co-worker (and also future roommate, which I just want to mention cause I think it's funny) is maybe not the best thing to do.

During a performance of The Murder at Haversham Manor she straight up got up and left

When Dennis thought that Vanessa proposed to him he called his mum who said that she didn't believe him because she thinks that Vanessa is a solid eight and Dennis is a two. Which, surprise surprise, is a really shitty thing to say.

So yeah I don't think she's great either, but just like Chris, I think that Dennis is a bit in denial about this. But whilst Chris is kind of actively trying to convince himself that his parents are good, I feel like for Dennis that has never occurred as a possibility. It's so deeply engrained in his brain that this is what parents are supposed to be like that he's never even entertained the idea that his parents weren't actually that good at being parents. He just thinks that this is how all parents act, and to be honest being in the Cornley Drama Society hasn't really proven this theory wrong.

(Also Rennis exists. Do I know much about him? No. But he's important. Trust me.)

Max:

Max's family gives me "uptight old money family" vibes, and I feel like growing up he didn't fully feel like he fit in. I also headcanon him as being/having (idk) AUDHD and considering that I once again don't feel like a strict family was perhaps the most comforting and supportive environment. But still he tries to be around his family as much as possible in hope that it will make them closer, but honestly he is probably closer with his aunt than his actual parents. Sibling wise I think he has two older siblings, on sister and one brother, who are both probably a lot closer with their parents than Max is. When they were quite young they behaved quite similarly but as they grew older both of Max's older siblings stepped into a more responsible role and they grew apart from Max.

Sandra:

Sandra definitely strikes me as one of those girls who grew up in a household with just brothers and felt like she kind of had to fight for attention. I think she's probably the youngest, or at least like second youngest since I think she probably has like five brothers. Growing up I think she kind of had to fight quite a lot for her parents attention and that theatre was kind of an attempt to get that attention. Like if she succeeded she would finally be given just a sliver of that attention that her brothers basked in all of her life. And this has resulted in her not being very close with her brothers, and actually resenting them a bit which is something she feels quite bad about cause she knows that it's not their fault. Her and her family still meet quite a lot, but even as an adult Sandra tends to feel quite ignored. I think that this is 100% a thing that she and Robert, and also subconsciously Chris, bonded over.

Jonathan:

I'm kind of pending a bit between two ideas when it comes to Jonathans relationship to his family:

Jonathan is an only child but who is and has always been very neglected by his parents to the point where he often wonders if they even remember that he exists

He has an insane amount of siblings, like six or seven, and is one of the middle ones. Once again this leads to him being extremely neglected by his parents and once again wondering if they even remember his existence.

But either way I don't think his parents were all too good.

Also if we go with the second headcanon I think that that would have led to a similar relationship to his siblings as the one that Sandra has, where he kind of resents them for getting all of the attention growing up, and this was probably something he and Sandra bonded over.

Vanessa:

Vanessa strikes me as the type of person who endlessly defends her parents even thought they weren't the best. I feel like they were quite absent, both literally and metaphorically. When they were there they were "okay", but that was honestly so rare that it's not enough to attribute them the title of "good parents". But nonetheless Vanessa still defends them, and when someone tells her that they weren't good parents she kind of dismisses her experience and says that "others have it worse". She just in general strikes me as the type of person to ignore most of her issues because in her opinion she doesn't have it bad enough. Also gives me major only child vibes. I think her whole family relationship was something that she and Chris really bonded over, cause they had a lot of similar experiences but they're also both too deep in denial to accept that their parents are actually in the wrong. So instead they bond over their "normal" family experiences and the fact that they think it's weird that everyone else thinks that their parents suck.

Annie:

I think Annie's parents got divorced when Annie had already moved out, and her dad then got re-married and had a new kid that is now like twenty years younger than Annie which she finds quite strange and a bit uncomfortable. I think they probably still care a lot about their half-siblings and is very caring and nurturing but does find it quite odd to be so much older. On top of that I don't think her dad was there a lot when she was a kid so she feels quite distant from him and doesn't have a great relationship with him, and this got even worse when he got new kids and she saw how much more present he was with them in comparison to her (just thinking about the quote/monologue in The Good Place when Eleanor talks about her mum, "I just wasn't worth changing for"). So I think Annie probably has a lot more close relationship with their mum. Sibling wise she only has one sibling, her half-sister, who is really young (I don't know what age the Cornley Drama Society members are so I'm not sure what's reasonable).

Trevor:

Sibling wise I think Trevor is probably the oldest of three, one of his siblings being his younger sister named Tessa and the other one being his younger brother named Dale (who was mentioned on the in-character twitter account that Rob Falconer had for Trevor). His parents got divorced when Trevor was like twelve and his dad left a little while after that and none of them have seen him in years. His mum was pretty strict when they were growing up and Trevor essentially tried rebelling in a quite constricting household by striking out and doing things that he actively knew that his mother disapproved of. It's also canon that his mother cut contact with him and I feel like this is a consequence of Trevor not fitting into her box, and I think she probably cut contact with her other children as well. Then as she got older she developed several different medical conditions that resulted in Trevor and his siblings having to check in on her quite a lot, which is something she resents and actively tries to avoid so she'll sometimes just disappear and essentially runs away so she doesn't have to see her kids. Long story short: He doesn't have good parents either.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Sibling photo!

W/O the photo frame

Ik the left arm looks kinda off but hush

Now get ready for a long fucking rant about my listeners

Starting with Dennys! AKA Mariah Rose

(I'll do the others later)

Doing this just so I can keep her backstory from constantly changing or fusing with others

Alright so! :

Mariah is in her early 20s (maybe 23 or 25?)

Freckled ginger supremacy /hj

She has a bit of a stutter when she talks and is kinda insecure about it

Though shy with new people at first, a completely different person when they've known each other for a few months. By that, I mean she goes from a shy, quiet girl to a chaotic, loud menace

Has matching orange highlights with her brother

By the request of her strict mom, she entered university at about 18, dropped out at 21, and went back a few months later and finished her degree at 23

She has an electrical engineering degree that she still hasn't used because finding jobs is kinda hard

A very new employee at denny's

Literally only started working there to spite her mom

Mommy issues

Dad is pretty cool with whatever she does tbh long as she stays safe

Has 2 younger siblings who are twin sisters (Alicia and Amy) and 1 older brother (Henry). They all have a pretty strong bond!

Smoked for a year, quit because her sister Alicia developed asthma

Her other sister Amy wears hearing aids and really likes to draw!

The twins Alicia and Amy are 12 years old

Her brother is in his late 20s, engaged, has a medical degree, and works as a doctor in a hospital

Mariah struggled with her mental health for a few years, which is also why she dropped out before going back when her health improved

Used to wear glasses before getting eye surgery (paid by her dad cuz ain't no way she had enough money for that)

Did soccer in high school before breaking her ankle, leading to a few difficulties with walking for a few years, so she quit. Still kinda has pain in her leg whenever she walks

Occasionally does random arts n crafts with her sister to spend time with them

Also includes doing pranks on her brother

Was very alone and lonely from elementary to middle school, slowly started to get more extroverted in high school

Mariah only had very few friends. She wasn't really bullied or kept out of the group, but more like girlie was too anxious to approach anyone. So, her friends were the ones to initiate friendship first

Gal is so chaotic when she gets more comfortable. omg, comes from having multiple siblings, lol. In later stages of high school, she definitely started getting a bit more of a troublemaker, but not to the point of getting written up or kicked out

Def a people pleaser, girl says yes to almost anything (too nervous to say no cuz she doesn't want to upset anyone) her friends are usually the ones who say no for her

Prefers darker clothing and gets cold pretty fucking easily so she always has a jacket on her. Also has some walking problems due to the soccer accident I mentioned in the rant, so she's almost always sitting (gets a pass from the teachers to stay inside the classroom during recess) and sometime brings a walking stick with her if her leg is really acting up

Denise and Sarah from @piffany666 and @rustycopper4use taught her the ropes when she started working in dennys /hj

And that's all for now! Lemme know if you have any questions about her

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Today’s bitch of the day is..

Drumroll please….

*Drumrolls*

BababbabsbsbaDEOW

LAURANCE ZVALH

This man has no parents and you can tell. look at him.

anyways.

As always, character background + some info, all LR stuff, down beneath the cut.

tw, brief mentions of in-world political racial bias, slightly suggestive insinuation that Laur was a slut and Denny's a lesbian.

Laurence's parents died when he was too young to remember them. His earliest memories place Joh has his father.

Joh was lord of Meteli, and it was clear by looking at them that Laur was not of his spawn, but neither had ever been much bothered by that. Sure, Laur was Tu'Lan and a meif'wa, and Joh was of human Ru'Aune blood, but blood meant little, a poor imitation for the connection formed between those that choose the company of the other.

Although Joh was certainly not his father, and he was sure that he was not freshly born when Joh found him, as he was found in the spring, he was subject to Metelan's customs for spring babies. Every spring-born baby is gifted a newborn animal, as a mark for their growth. The animal is assumed to predict the baby's future, and so parents will often implore more wealthy friends to invest in offering up more... well-bred, expensive live stock.

Laur, however, got lucky. Humans are unfamilar enough with wyverns that they looked upon a smaller Ungrth, and assumed him young, and decided to gift the wyvern to Laur, as he was the lord's son. If any baby deserved the gift of a wyvern companion, it was Laur.

Ungrth might not have stayed, had he not found baby Laur entirely adorable. He felt some sympathy for orphans, and decided to stick around at least long enough to keep Laur alive through his toddler years, and also bc the Zvahl's fed him properly... which was appreciated.

When Laur was younger, he saw Joh and Hayden be... particularly close confidants, and assumed they were just friends. He didn't question it much, and was just happy he got to hang out with Hayden's daughter, Cadenza - who he saw as his siter. However, as he got older, he did realise that Hayden was... kind of his step-dad. Joh and Hayden didn't have a public relationship, as Joh was always intending to marry for political reasons, but Laur and Denny caught on rather quickly that their fathers were both of their fathers.

And though Denny used her position as the daughter of a well-off man in Meteli to gain a good reputation, and train herself to be very politically attractive, Laur used it to get away with being a little shit bag. They grew up in a region were magicks, or inhuman traits weren't... appreciated, and Laur was part meif'wa. he knew he wouldn't be sought after as a lord either way, so he had fun growing up, whereas Cadenza was always seeking the role of Lady. So she was more proper.

Unless they were together. Because sibling mayhem. Both of them enjoyed riding Ungrth, and the occasional shoplift, and what laid beneath the village girls' skirts. He wasn't so much a bad influence on her as he made her feel free enough to enjoy herself once in a while. They were the terrors of village events.

Laur entered the academy at 16, in Brightport. He graduated top of his class, but returned to meteli, where his family was. it didn't take long for him to become head guard, and he liked it like that. He could help people, he had responsibilities, he wasn't useless... but he still had someone to report to, someone above him, someone to advise him when he needed it. And it just so happened to be his father.

He became friends with Sasha a short while before the academy, but it was the trianing that got them closer. He treated her like a second sister, and their friendship was the butt of many jokes. She returned to Meteli with him because she couldn't imagine being a lord alongside anyone else. She was put in as his second-in-command the moment he got promoted to head guard, and they were sure they were going to spend the rest of their lives being nuisances together, since Denny seemed to have outgrown in.

And then, a few years later... Sasha died. And Joh died. and everyone kept dying around him and Laur didn't know what to do about it. he knew he should've ran for lord, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. It was his father's role, not his, and he knew he wouldn't be a good one anyways. He needed someone to look up to... and he wasn't particularly politically appealing, when it came to relations with other villages. He begged Hayden to run, knew Hayden was the only one who could've ruled in a way that Joh appreciated. And Hayden obliged, for the sake of his family.

And then Kenmur began to run too, in Sasha's honour. And Laur was torn. between honouring his family, and honouring his friend... so he remained neutral. he didn't want to cause fights, and didn't want to involve himself with anyone elses. he kind of retreated into himself a bit. He would take Ungrth to fly more often, would overlook trade more regularly if just to get an excuse to go on a boat somewhere else... Whilst the civil dispute of who was to be lord went on, he went to other villages as a representative, just so he didn't have to watch the bickering.

He began hanging out with Castor more. They were already familiar, Laur had arrested him multiple times, but this was when they properly became friends.

And then, a few months into this, because politics in Meteli had always been... rough... Laur is in Brightport to talk to Azula, and he encounters a woman he finds... intruiging.

and then we meet Laur.

oh, also, he was pissed when he found out Kenmur was going after Denny too, after Sasha died. Kenmur was really going after all the important women in his life huh.

theres a lot to him so i tried to summarise it as best as i could. it's probably not great lol

but LR Laur is part-meif'wa. He has a tail, cat eyes, fangs and claws. He's able to hide them well enough, but it still causes him issues occasionally. i need to do a colour ref guide for the Zvahl family...

[patriarch-posts]

Dennis Reynolds: A psychological analysis

Dennis exhibits the textbook behavior of someone with Anxious-Avoidant Attachment Style. Throughout the show Dennis has been shown to like shallow attention for his appearance.

But when someone shows genuine interest in him, he starts to become repulsed and distant. I believe that's why Dennis became especially mean towards Mac during the later seasons. Mac being gay was fine for Dennis when he could milk it for shallow validation, but when it became apparent that Mac was genuinely interested in him, Dennis started to push him away. In season 14, when Mac's interest in him reached a high point of obsession and clingyness, Dennis in response, became downright abusive. The harder Mac shows an interest in him, the stronger Dennis tries to push him away. And it's not just Mac, his Dennis System also shows the same behavior.

D: Demonstrate value

E: Engage physically

N: Nurture independence

N: Neglect emotionally

S: separate entirely

The first 3 steps allow him to gain shallow types of validation, and the last 2 steps allow him to keep an emotional distance. Some other negative traits Dennis has shown to have include, being emotionally manipulative, controlling, insulting.

Why is Dennis the way he is?

Dennis and Dee were raised by a cold, and emotionally neglective Mom, who cared about keeping up shallow appearances and not much else. Dee on multiple occasions has referenced how much her mom would criticize her appearance and put her down, and also mentioned that out of the two siblings, she was considered the worst. Dennis doesn't reference his mom the way Dee does, which implies that Dennis was somewhat favored by his mom, but it still didn't spare him from the critism.

Conclusion: Dennis doesn't believe he's worthy of love, which is why he rejects it. His mother made him feel like he was never good enough and had to be perfect to receive it, which is why he's obsessed with his appearance & fears aging. Dennis has no healthy self confidence. His shallow view of his own worth reflects how his own mom viewed him and his sister as objects more than kids.

Dennis' sexual trauma added to these issues. Being taken advantage of by an adult he probably trusted, left him with more trust issues and a fear of emotional vulnerability. It explains his now constant need to feel in control. It's why he only goes after younger women, keeps psychological files on all his friends, is the self appointed group leader, engages in behavior where he comes off as a predator hunting prey, and why he uses the Dennis System. If he's calling the shots at all times, he can avoid being hurt.

[the-desert-beast]

@aetherblooms HI !! (: your choice!! 💎, ❓, 👑, 💢

👑 - Person who raised your OC and/or was important during their formative years

Maelgwyn; Zefiro was his mentor & older brother figure for years and they're still best friends to this day. Zefiro taught him everything he started with and pulled strings to get maelgwyn on his feet, ready to tame that legendary title he hungered for, for years. Maelgwyn would kill anyone to keep Zefiro safe, he's family. Somewhere in his heart he'd betray the ones closest to him for Zefiro, they're that close. Thankfully nothing will ever come to that.

❓ - Estranged family/relatives they've never met

Louis Ebonpromise: Since he was orphaned very young there's plenty about his biological family he doesn't know and never will. He was too young to remember well, his family were commonfolk, deep in the woods in a small village mostly ignored by divinity's reach. If he ever wanted to find out about his own bloodline it'd be extremely difficult. He has an aunt or uncle, or two, out there somewhere. He'll likely never meet them. Most likely they're living as commonfolk themselves in another village somewhere in kryta, one or two of his unknown relatives is in divinity's reach it's self somewhere.

💎 - Chosen family (including warband)

The Black Wolf Brewery is made up of five misfits who have no one but eachother. Esyld & Iniss founded the syndicate, later taking in the Miyake Siblings and Arlais. Esyld and Iniss woke up, pale tree's children, at similar hours. They became close quickly, finding the other saplings liked the two of them less. They've chosen eachother as sister and brother, through thick and thin they'll suffer it all together, there is no other option. Miyake Yuuji & Kirari are also adopted siblings, yuuji connected with the mists demon "kitsune" quickly. their dynamic is very "one of them is a chaotic demon from another realm entirely and the other is autistic. good luck figuring out which is which" because I loved that idea i think its fun and amusing. They're smarter than they seem. Arlais, much as she hates other people, would never let harm come to the brewery; they pay her too well, and, as she loathes to admit- Iniss & Esyld are an awful lot like the younger siblings she lost years ago. Arlais refuses to ever reconnect to the dream, she has no interest to know if they themselves are the ones she lost. It makes no difference. Iniss and Kirari regard eachother in a very close knit friendship, theyre joined at the hip when yuuji isnt around. it's something like two step siblings that get along just grand. Arlais can stand Esyld, iniss is a close second, and the other two are on thin ice at all times. esyld and arlais share expensive tastes, regarding eachother as powerful equals- independent, equals. Esyld knows arlais has a good chance of betraying them if anyone else with deeper pockets takes notice of her. But they both know that arlais is lying when she says she's only there for the money. Yuuji and Iniss have an estranged little and older brother relationship. it's playful, distant, and neither really understands the other one but they're glad that their sister gets along with the both of them.

💢 - Person they can't stand

Marshal Belial Soulshatter wants to fistfight ryland in a denny's parking lot next question

okay but genuinely? I dont have an answer idk im not a opiniated person until im actually pissed off + all my ocs dont really have enemies or hatred for anyone else. im genuinely racking my brain trying to find an answer.

i have to be forgetting something i said previously.

oh wait i know how i can answer this

Morven and Llacheu despise eachother. Which is very confusing to every one around them because the two only ever choose the other's company. As if their fights, disagreements, so on and so forth, are normal conversation for them. They are not enemies to lovers they are enemies and something very deeply undefined and disorganized. Llacheu can't fucking stand the way Morven looks down it's nose at them. The way it chides them for every single damn mistake. The condescension, it's enough to drive even "the prince of the tree"* mad! *(derogatory nickname given to kynwyl by llacheu.) And Morven regards Llacheu as utterly inept, a true waste of their mother's blessings and inner potential. Spending all of his time in resentment, bitterness, those toothless insults that even a newborn sapling could parry. Llacheu, to it, is a bug that must be studied and picked apart at the seams with every little insult, jab, snide remark, and cold, fixating gaze. They are truly a match made in hell. "they match eachothers freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public."

[nothingunrealistic]

while we’re on the subject, here’s steven levenson’s entire preliminary cast list for deh, from 2011:

November 7, 2011 at 10:16 PM

BANFF NOTES

EVAN, 17. Desperate to be seen, noticed, to prove he’s not a loser to his dad and to everyone else. Has never had a girlfriend, never spoken really to a girl. Not good at much. Afraid of life. He works at a coffee shop (or restaurant) after school to make money. He’s always been in love with Becca.

EVAN’S BEST FRIEND, 17. Fellow loser. Funny. Bossy. Jonah Hill to Michael Cera.

BECCA, 16. Love interest. Junior. Younger sister of deceased. Great student, great person, destroyed by the news of her brother’s death and even more destroyed by the insipid response to it by people who barely knew him. She comes to think Evan is the only one who understands her, and who truly shares her pain.

EVAN’S DAD. Checked out. Has a new young family. He’s been hit hard by the recession and no longer has the money to bankroll Evan’s college education.

EVAN’S MOM. Working hard to make ends meet, but a bit of a wreck. Too frazzled to notice Evan.

AMERICAN HISTORY TEACHER. The voice of reason. New to school, new to Portland. Recent college grad maybe? Believes in hard work and discipline, not interested in telling students how special they are. Unimpressed by Evan.

ENGLISH TEACHER. Terrible. Crunchy.

BECCA’S MOM.

BECCA’S DAD.

BECCA’S CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BECCA’S BEST FRIEND.

PLUS THREE ENSEMBLE STUDENTS. Evan’s dad and English teacher are doubled, so 13 actors — 8 kids, 5 adults.

(some points of interest: evan’s dad and two teachers are fleshed-out characters, but the murphy parents are nondescript; connor’s not listed as a character or even mentioned by name, which was “dennis” at this point; zoe has a boyfriend and a best friend, and there are ensemble students, but no alana; set in portland for some reason)

[floripire]

After losing Slater, Alice Adams, younger sister of Deputy Adams, continued her quest of being turned into a vampire. At an unspecified point in time, she runs into Marty Hammond and has a one night stand with him before he takes off in his truck again. Nine months later, she sticks around long enough to name her daughter Beula Hammond (M/allory B/echtel) and leaves her in the permanent care of Sophia Alpert.

Beula is a human cheerleader and runs in the same group as the late Dana Lilien, Sasha Stoteraux, Jill Freeman and Sophia's granddaughter Jayneela. And after Dana's unfortunate passing, she's gunning to become the new queen bee. Though she had a brief moment with Kaleb in which he fed from her, compelled her to forget and cover up her neck wounds with a scarf, the fact of the matter remains that she is currently still unaware of the world of the supernatural and thinks that the Salvatore Boarding School is just that: a fancy boarding school for fucked up rich kids.

Jill Freeman (Z/aria S/imone) is a human cheerleader, the half-sister of Dennis and the daughter of the late Dianne Freeman, former head of security at Whitmore College and a member of the secret society Augustine. Both of her children were unaware of their mother's involvement with Augustine and they are still unaware to this day.

She'd never say it aloud but Jill feels herself going through the motions and subtly pulling away from Beula and the rest of the group and she doesn't quite know what to do with that or with herself.

Cheryl Ares (M/aia R/eficco) is a human cheerleader, former track star and student at Mystic Falls High. She is also Penelope "Penny" Ares' relative. Penny's death on the 8th of February 2015 fractured the entire Ares family. While most wouldn't fault her for blaming Penny's fiance, Cheryl has never once blamed Matt for Penny's death and tries her best to keep an ear to the ground in regards to what he's up to. After graduation, Cheryl wants to go pro in regards to cheerleading.

Jayneela Alpert (C/handler K/inney) is the very human granddaughter of Sophia Alpert and the younger sister of Tyrone Alpert. A star student, she's not really into the whole popularity contest thing but seeing as Beula lives with her, Jayneela is kind of dragged into the madness anyway. She used to cheer but she quit in favor of doing her own thing. Jayneela wants to become a doctor like her grandmother.

Cecil Barnes (J/ordan G/onzalez) never really fit in with the aforementioned people, despite knowing them all for years now. That's okay, though. He's much more comfortable with the way things are right now: he's branded a nerd and all of the girls (and most of the jocks) are highly allergic to those, so he's left alone more often than not. Dangerously smart and funny when you get to know him, Cecil spends most of his free time avoiding making connections. Well, he spends most of his free time avoiding making connections in real life. Online, he's quite popular. Cecil spends his time in the Mystic Falls High computer lab, gaming and making little stop motion videos. And if he's not at school, you can find him at More Games, the one and only game store in town. And if he's not there, he's at home watching horror movies.

Originally hailing from Finn Creek (near Chance Harbor), Cecil's single father Wade packed up their things and moved them to Mystic Falls after the death of his sister because Finn Creak as well as Chance Harbor held too many memories.

Though he's not aware of the full story, Cecil was close to his aunt Heather and he's clever enough to know that whatever happened to her wasn't just an accident at the Boatyard and one of these days, he's going to figure out what happened. Getting in touch with Zachary Larson is a good place to start.

One of his fondest memories is showing his dad, as well as aunt Heather all of his creations, despite her comatose state, in the hopes of somehow getting her back.

After he came out as trans to his dad (and aunt) - he named himself after her. It's one of the few times he'd seen his dad cry happy tears.

Cecil doesn't know what to think about the Salvatore Boarding School and it's, let's be honest, weird as fuck residents but he does have a noticable crush on Floribeth (who he calls 'Beth' because he needs something to differentiate himself from everybody else) - which she, ironically, has no idea about at all - and holds out the hope that she'll get chosen for one of those Mystic Falls High slash Salvatore School swaps so he can show her around.

(You know, those days during which both groups "walk a mile in each other's shoes". One group of students from Mystic Falls High spends a day at the boarding school and vice versa.)

psd, template, credit.

[shipcestuous]

It's Always Sunny

I had told myself in the past that I was going to post Dennis/Dee commentary after every episode and not hoard it in my head thinking I'll post it later, meanwhile forgetting all of it bit by bit.

It seems like a lot of my fellow D/D fans have departed Tumblr since the era when this community was at its most active talking about them. Pity! But I'll do it anyway.

Of course Dennis totally disregarded Dee for most of 16x01. But he tends to do that with whoever is not part of his ongoing project. But once Charlie pitches bringing the whole gang in on his investment, he looks over at Dee to see what she thinks:

In the following scene, when Charlie comes up to them and reveals what the investment really was, you can see that Dee and Dennis are sitting right next to each other at a very small table.

It's like they chose the spot in the bar that would allow them the least amount of space...

16x02 was nice because it was a Dee/Dennis team-up. They take Frank out to dinner and naturally it reminded me of when they did that before, and Frank thought they were going to confess that they were in a sexual relationship with each other. I really wish it had been the same restaurant, that would have been amazing.

Dennis and Dee spend this episode on the same page. I can't remember them arguing or insulting each other even once. Their goal at first is to make sure Frank is including them in his will, and then their goal shifts to giving him a great day before they take away his gun, so it was very Reynolds-family focused. I have to wonder if these two get along better in that kind of context. We've seen them fight plenty when they're alone, just the two of them, but I think it general they fall into partnership-mode (even with some bickering) when Mac and Charlie aren't there pushing Dee's ostracization.

Then Frank accidentally shoots them. Twins getting hit by the same bullet, it's so poetic. Of course at the end of the episode Frank accidentally fires again and the bullet ricochets around the bar eventually hitting Mac and Charlie both, but there was no bouncing around here.

They're like parents to Frank in this episode, it's kind of adorable. I know the analogy is supposed to be to a dog but it's also like a child.

The highlight of this episode for me was actually meeting Charlie's sisters. Mac made a meta joke about forgetting that Charlie had sisters but I actually always remembered that he mentioned having a sister. It only happened one time - in Charlie Got Molested, in season 1. (I'm not going to forget that someone has a sibling!) I assumed they decided to effectively retcon it because it didn't fit with their vision of Charlie's family as the show moved forward, or maybe they just totally forgot, so I loved that they brought that back fifteen years later.

We don't find out his sisters' originals names, but they go by Candy and Bunny now and they make a killing doing topless ASMR on OnlyFans. (They're played by real life sisters.) They seem to be significantly younger than Charlie, at least 15 years, maybe more like 20 years younger. They hate Charlie and Charlie hates them and I enjoyed every second of their interaction. He might be a lot older but they certainly repartee on equal terms.

They call him "dirt grub" which I think is kind of adorable and a very accurate nickname.

They seem to know Mac very well so they've been around.

Anyway, now I'm picturing Charlie checking out their OnlyFans out of disdainful curiosity, or maybe just to see his beloved jar of teeth, and then becoming addicted to it.

[shefanispeculator]

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Photos: Gwen Stefani celebrates Honda Center’s 30th anniversary with fans in Anaheim

“You are my community, you are my people,” pop star Gwen Stefani told the sold-out and cheering crowd at Honda Center in Anaheim on Saturday night, Sept. 9. “I am so grateful for every single person who listened to my music all these years.”

Stefani — who was born and raised in a home just a few miles from the arena where her band No Doubt formed — received a mighty welcome from the hometown crowd. It was a family affair, too, as her mother and father, Dennis and Patti Stefani, and her younger brother, Todd Stefani, and sister-in-law, Jennifer, were also in attendance and spotted singing along.

Before the show, fans were seen dressed in various signature Stefani style and posing in front of themed photo ops located throughout the arena. While most embraced the No Doubt “Tragic Kingdom” more rockabilly look, others went for Stefani’s “Return of Saturn” cotton candy pink hair era; and there were plenty sporting her more glam L.A.M.B. fashion made popular in her “The Sweet Escape” and “Love. Angel. Music. Baby.” solo album days.

Tapped to help the venue celebrate its 30th anniversary this year, Stefani has now played at Honda Center (formerly The Arrowhead Pond) 10 times, tying her with British singer and pianist Elton John and Mexican singer-songwriter and musician Marco Antonio Solís for the artists who have performed on that stage the most.

With it being a hometown show, she did bust out a few things that were special. Since she’s gone solo and No Doubt has been on hiatus since 2015, Stefani has long peppered in No Doubt’s ska and reggae-infused hits with her more pop-focused solo material. And while she’s added some fun covers into the setlist through the years (like “The Tide is High” by The Paragons) and often brings out husband and country star Blake Shelton to duet on a few tunes (the more country-leaning “Nobody But You” “Go Ahead and Break My Heart” and “Happy Anywhere”), there were popular No Doubt songs absent from the performances that fans begged for on social media.

She must have been feeling a bit nostalgic on Saturday night as she busted out a stripped down version of No Doubt’s 1995 single “Excuse Me Mr.,” which she prefaced by saying she hadn’t played it in so long because she had “gotten over it.” She also played the 2000 hit, “Simple Kind of Life,” noting that it was “the first song I wrote on my own on guitar.”

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

My Opinions on Every Arc V Ship

Continuing my little “every ship of x Yugioh” series for no other reason than I feel like it. This time it’s Arc V because… a combination of Duel Links events, considering new ships, and Declan’s… existence put this series in particular back on my mind. Might use a combination of dub and sub names since within Arc V especially, which name I prefer varies wildly from character to character.

(Note after the fact: I did not realise just how many ships there were on this list. This took days to make. My descriptions get lazier and lazier the further into this you read, I can actually see myself slipping into insanity. Also, due to just how many ships there were on this list, I ended up considering a crap ton of new ships while writing this so... yeah these opinions might change in the future. A lot of these, especially the Dennis and Mieru ships, are more like first takes.)

Aceshipping (Masumi x Hokuto x Yaiba)

So basically LDS throuple. I can sort of get behind this but I’ve also been headcanoning Masumi as a mean lesbian for years now. Mean bisexual works too though. Based ship.

Alterationshipping (Yugo x Shinji)

I uh. I’m not really sure how this would work. Did they even meet? I guess they did both want to overthrow the rich but… I think Yugo was more concerned about fighting Yuri and looking for Rin at that point in the story. I don’t know, it seems a bit niche and not really my thing.

Amazonesshipping (Gloria x Grace)

Hard no. They’re sisters (and maybe twins?). Moving on.

Amethystshipping (Declan x Ruri)

Okay, really cool name aside, I cannot get into this ship whatsoever. I’m a believer in Declan and the bracelet girls and Riley and Shun all being reluctant siblings. That’s not canon (not within the series at least, Duel Links does lean into this though) but it’s how I see it so it prevents me from liking any of those ships. So I’m going to exclude any upcoming Declan/bracelet girl ship to save time.

Announcershipping (Nico x Melissa)

This is so stupid and I love it. They should duel each other with absolute garbage decks while announcing over their own duel like it’s the most epic duel in the history of the world like that one episode of Beyblade did with the two Blader DJs. Because there absolutely needs to be a card game version of that. You better not think I am being sarcastic right now. I mean this. It would be amazing.

Antiheroshipping (Edo x Kaito)

Can’t believe Arc V has canon crossover ships. I’ll do my best to go off specifically the Arc V versions of these characters. Kaito I’ve seen as aromantic for a while now and this ship… well, I can’t say I care for the idea of shipping a victim and a knowing willing participant of attempted genocide. Just… on principle. I can’t remember any of their actual interactions I’ll be honest. This ship doesn’t appeal to me.

Apparitionshipping (Yuya x Shun x Yuto)

Not my thing. I don’t have a particular reason for it, it’s just… eh.

Appleshipping (Yugo x Rin)

Yugo spent just about every second of his screen time either looking for Rin, talking about her, or crying over her. Kinda hard not to ship it.

Artemisshipping (Yuri x Yuya x Serena)

Okay, this one’s hilarious. Not because of anything in canon but because of the fic I wrote where Serena and Yuri eat the most horrible food combinations, horrifying both Yuya and Yuzu but especially Yuya. So that’s their dynamic in my head: Serena and Yuri do horrible things and Yuya faints. Top tier. Love this ship.

Asraishipping (Sayaka x Serena)

I interpreted Sayaka and Allen as much younger than the main group so not my cup of tea.

Astroshipping (Hokuto x Serena)

No feelings on this ship whatsoever. I never heard of it before now and I have no opinion on Hokuto.

Astrologyshipping (Hokuto x Mieru)

I think these two would be that one couple that talks about how their sun and moon signs are perfectly aligned and shares daily zodiac horoscopes with people. So I can kinda see it.

Athenashipping (Gloria x Serena)

And I also thought the Tyler sisters were way older than they might be apparently. Still don't like the ship though.

Attendshipping (Yuya x Gongenzaka x Yuzu)

Yeah, I can see this. There’s another throuple with Yuya/Yuzu I prefer but this is cute too. Yuya and Yuzu can sit on Gongenzaka’s shoulders and hold hands and ruffle his hair.

Aurorashipping (Serena x Rin)

Duel Links took a cannonball to basically every single bracelet girl/bracelet girl ship in the Serena event which was… something. I was really only into one of those ships and it wasn’t this one but yeah that was… a thing that happened. Even ignoring that though, I wouldn’t care for this ship in particular. Very pretty ship name though.

Bambooshipping (Yuya x Isao)

Nah. All they ever did was beat each other up.

Bardshipping (Sawatari x Ruri)

These two should start a band together. Or some kind of singing songbird choir like in My Little Pony. As a ship though… I really just wonder how Shun would react to it honestly. He’s oddly patient with idiots but if the idiot is his sister’s boyfriend…

Okay this is just turning into me coming up with fanfic ideas I'm never gonna write. My point is I think this ship is funny and they might have some common ground. So… I guess I kinda like it, though I have other ships I prefer.

Beamshipping (Ray x Yuya)

I am very confused by this ship’s existence and can’t get into it.

Birdcageshipping (Crow x Serena)

Nah, he’s too old for her in my confusing view of these characters’ ages.

Bettashipping (Yuya x Sora x Yuri)

This is like the Serena/Yuya/Yuri one for me: the dynamic I picture for them is just “they do horrible things to horrify Yuya and comedy ensues.” It’s not as good as that one but I enjoy the idea.

Bittersweetshipping (Yuya x Shun x Sora)

I don’t really care for either of these characters with Shun honestly but I’ll save those thoughts for those individual ships I guess. Not into this one.

Blackbirdshipping (Crow x Shun)

I shipped this one way back when I first watched Arc V. And now… it’s still my favourite Crow ship if we’re sticking strictly with Arc V. (I prefer his 5Ds ships.) I like the rapport these two have with each other, I like their outwardly gruff but inwardly protective almost fatherly personalities, and that little fist bump thing they do gives me life. Good ship. I hope they continue to visit each other post canon.

Blinkshipping (Yugo x Yuzu x Yuya)

This one weirdly kinda works thanks to all the screentime Yuzu and Yugo got together in the synchro arc? And Yuya and Yugo are so similar I could see them being best buds if they met again under different circumstances. Heck, honestly, throw Rin into this dynamic too. I can see them all getting along.

Bluemoonshipping (Serena x Moon Shadow)

I could see these two drinking blue moons. Can’t really see them as a ship though, sorry.

Bondageshipping (Sergey x Barret)

No thanks. To every Sergey ship. They're all eliminated because I dislike all of them for the same reason: I hate him.

Bootshipping (Yuya x Allen)

Shoulda named it redheadshipping /j.

Don’t like this ship cuz I feel like Allen’s a lot younger than him, or at least comes across that way.

Braceletshipping (Yuzu x Yuto)

This ship is forever tied to that frustrating “Yuya and Yuto look exactly the same!” bullshit from season 1 so I can't get into this.

Brashshipping (Serena x Sawatari)

Serena herself said no to this ship and I agree with her. Him trying to kiss her while she’s sleeping isn’t funny, it’s creepy. I’m glad Serena punched him in the face.

Canaryshipping (Crow x Yuzu)

I have no idea why this is a thing and can’t get into it.

Candyshipping (Sora x Yuya)

Yeah, I like this ship. It’s funny to me how much upbeat Sora annoys the usually tolerant chipper Yuya with his antics back in season 1. And also Sora can horrify him with horrible awful food fusions from hell.

Candyappleshipping (Sora x Mieru)

I think Sora should try and eat Mieru’s crystal ball apple. I have no idea what this means in relation to this ship, it’s just the first thing that came to mind when I saw it. So… uh…

I kinda like how Mieru is mainly a ritual summoner while Sora is mainly a fusion summoner and those are the two summons that revolve around spell cards. That’s fun. Not my thing though.

Ceremonialshipping (Michio x Mieru)

I like how similar their names are. Cannot remember their interactions for the life of me since these are both minor characters that never stood out to me so… eh?

Chantshipping (Mieru x Yuzu)

…jesus christ this one feels vicious towards Yuya. Not my thing.

Chaperoneshipping (Gongenzaka x Sawatari)

This ship name is just roasting Sawatari and I love that. As for the ship itself, I can see it. Not a huge fan but it could work.

Chiffonshipping (Sora x Masumi)

I can’t really see this working? I feel like they’d just be kinda mean to each other…

Circustarshipping (Yuya x Hokuto)

Not my thing because I don’t really care for Hokuto in general.

Classshipping (Declan x Yugo)

I can see Yugo annoying the absolute crap out of Declan, which would be funny, but… I already see him as way too old for Yuya, canon ages be damned, so same goes for Yugo.

Clearknightshipping (Serena x Yugo)

I liked their duel and I like how much Serena punched Yugo in the face for being an idiot. So… yeah, it’s a decent ship in my eyes, as ridiculous as that sounds.

Clearwingshipping (Yugo x Zarc)

Can’t see this working what with Zarc now only existing as some weird presence inside a de-aged baby.

Clingshipping (Futoshi x Tatsuya)

I hate Futoshi. That's my opinion on all his ships so I'm ignoring the rest.

Collisionshipping (Yuto x Yugo)

These two would probably get along if they could chill out and talk things out rationally. Yugo, ya ever try not being named fusion? Kidding, kidding. Good idea of a ship.

Concealshipping (Yuri x Ruri)

If someone ever asks why Yugioh ships don’t do the combined name thing that other fandoms do, just show them this.

Anyways, don’t like the ship because they have exactly one canon interaction and it’s not good.

Concernshipping (Yuya x Riley)

Riley is too baby to ship. So no.

Connectshipping (Yuya x Yuzu x Yuto x Ruri x Yugo x Rin x Yuri x Serena)

Perfection. No notes. Ray and Zarc would be proud of themselves.

Controlshipping (Roget x Yuya)

This ship is just straight up pedophilia so no thanks.

Cookshipping (Michio x Yoko)

Literally the same thing. Stop shipping adults with minors please.

Counterchargeshipping (Yuri x Kaito)

Same problem as Edo x Kaito for me except even worse because at least Edo eventually felt guilt for what he did, even if it was post murdering. Yuri is just a sadist (and four years younger than Kaito).

Counterpartshipping (Yuya x Yuto)

I honestly thought I’d ship this more than I do. It’s fine, it’s got enough moments that I understand why it’s a ship, but it never particularly grabbed me.

Covenantshipping (Declan x Moon Shadow)

This kind of gives me Spectre/Ryoken vibes. Except Moon Shadow is more mentally stable and not unhealthily obsessed with Declan the way Spectre is about Ryoken (at least the way I perceived it). So… the power imbalance is still there but I guess this is a more appealing version of that sort of dynamic for me ? I don’t know, I can sort of see this ship is my point. I’m just not very interested in Moon Shadow as a character.

Cowardshipping (Yuri x Sayaka)

No. That just feels messed up and not in a fun way.

Crescentshipping (Moon Shadow x Riley)

Riley is baby. Riley is like 9. I do not like shipping Riley with the teenagers.

Crewshipping (Sawatari x Ootamo x Yamabe x Kakimoto)

I no doubt spelled one of those names wrong because I don’t think I ever knew these names or spared those three friends of Sawatari’s more than like one of my brain cells. So this ship is completely whatever to me.

Daddyshipping (Leo x Yusho)

This is the worst ship I have ever seen in my life and also completely hilarious. I hope they’re bitter exes and stay away from all children ever because they are the worst fathers ever. They can be each other’s daddies though, that’s fine.

Dancingdivashipping (Yuzu x Asuka)

I don’t care for this ship but the name is fun.

Darkrebelshipping (Yuto x Shun)

Okay, age gap aside, I never got particularly into this one because they just seem way too similar and stoic. It’s a fine ship and I like their canon interactions but I just prefer them platonically.

Dartshipping (Sawatari x Yuya)

Okay, this is a fun one. They’re both such extra divas and some of their interactions in canon can look pretty flirty, especially out of context. I like this one.

Defectshipping (Grace x Edo)

You know, I’m actually kinda considering this ship now that it’s being presented to me. I can totally see Grace having a crush on Edo. I initially interpreted her having a crush on Yuya but honestly? I like this better. Maybe she always wanted to betray fusion but didn’t get the courage to until she saw Edo do it and that admiration of him and their shared experience later formed into romantic feelings. That’s a cute idea.

Defendshipping (Gongenzaka x Yuya)

I prefer them as friends but this is a decent ship.

Delightshipping (Ayu x Amanda)

This… kinda just feels like it exists because they look similar but okay. Not my thing.

Demonshipping (Mieru x Yuri)

I want Mieru to read Yuri's fortune or horoscope or whatever and just fucking faint from how horrifying it is. Bonus points if the fortune is something like “you will eat pineapple on pizza and like it.” I don't care for the ship but an interaction between them would be funny.

Dessertshipping (Sora x Sawatari)

Never considered this one. Well, I never considered most of these ships honestly but in the case of these two, I can’t remember any of their interactions, but I could see them being friends.

Dimensionshipping (Yuya x Yuto x Yugo x Yuri)

Again, legitimately perfect. No notes.

Divergentshipping (Declan x Shay x Yuya)

I feel like these three would sooner kill each other than date. Which like… if that’s what you’re into, all power to ya. Can’t relate but valid.

That goes for any ship I diss here or in my other posts, I’m not going after anyone when I give my opinions on these fictional ships.

Divineshipping (Stargazer Magician x Timegazer Magician)

Another legitimately perfect ship that I would die for. These two’s love for each other is so strong that they can reach across space and time and Yuya’s duel disk to summon up to five monsters all at once. True icons.

Dramaticshipping (Jack x Roget x Melissa)

Take the creepy old dude out of this and I could maybe get behind it, but as long as he’s here, the ship is a no.

Donationshipping (Yuzu x Halil)

I mean I can see him totally having a crush on her but Yuzu has more prevalent ship options that I’m more interested in. Also, this doesn’t have much to do with the ship but the first time I watched Arc V, I mistook Halil for a girl. So uh. Oops.

Dualityshipping (Kaito x Yuto)

4 years is definitely too big of an age gap for me when the characters are this young, sorry. Also aromantic Kaito.

Duskshipping (Dennis x Yuri)

I know they only interact a few times and it’s just to commit horrible crimes but I like this ship. I feel like Dennis would sweep Yuri off his feet and they would also commit arson together.

Elusionshipping (Dennis x Osiris red girl)

I have absolutely no idea who this girl is so I have no opinion on this. If it’s the girl that told Asuka about how horrible the war was and tried to escape with her though, then I prefer that ship.

Emblemshipping (Serena x Yuya)

I feel like the only chance in canon these two would’ve had to interact on any level is that time period in which Yuya was going insane over Yuzu being missing so… him getting a crush on someone who “looks exactly like her” and acts similarly to her would feel like way too much of a rebound. Could work in a post canon setting though even if on its own, it’s missing the chaos of something like Yuya/Serena/Yuri.

Enduranceshipping (Serena x Riley)

Riley is too baby to be shipped with a teenager. I can get behind a sister dynamic between these two though.

Entertainmentshipping (Yuya x Dennis)

Oh hell yeah another fun one. I stan these gay theatre kid bois and their antics and interactions. I particularly like their final duel where Yuya tells Dennis to just drop being an evil psycho and go into the entertainment industry. Fun stuff.

Epochshipping (Mieru x Gongenzaka)

Can’t believe Go Rush stole a name from an Arc V ship smh. Do something original Fo Gush. /j

In all seriousness, I can’t really see this one honestly. Nothing bad, just not a standout.

Escapeshipping (Asuka x Osiris Red Girl)

Okay this confirms what I said earlier about the Dennis version of this ship. Can't get into this either since I headcanon Asuka as aromantic but it's at least got some backing to it.

Exchangeshipping (Dennis x Halil x Olga)

Not really into the two minor characters but Dennis having a troupe made up of fellow exchange students is a cute idea.

Exhibitionshipping (Dennis x Michio)

Honestly Dennis can be shipped with just about anyone and I’d approve. He’s such an over the top flirty dumbass drama queen that the comedic/dynamic potential exists for all these ships. So this one's fine.

Facetshipping (Yaiba x Masumi)

Meh. Not my thing.

Fairyshipping (Mikiyo x Yuzu)

I have no idea who Mikiyo is and Google didn’t help so no thoughts on this one.

Fairytaleshipping (Mikiyo x Mieru)

No seriously, who is this girl? I don’t remember her even as I look at frames of her. If she’s associated with music, then the Yuzu ship makes more sense.

Fallenangelshipping (Yuto x Ruri)

These two are freaking adorable and honestly my second favourite bracelet girl/yu boy ship. I like the idea of Ruri being super forward and sweet and chipper and dragging Yuto off for adventures all while Yuto is being super shy the whole time. I love this ship dearly, it’s honestly one of my favourites and negates any desire I’d have to ship Yuto/Shun or Yuto/Yuya.

Fastenshipping (Gongenzaka x Rin)

Not really sure where this comes from. I guess they both use synchro? Not my thing.

Fatedshipping (Yuya x Mieru)

That’s a big nope from me. Yuya clearly does not like her.

Finalistshipping (Riley x Tatsuya)

Meh, not my thing.

Flightshipping (Odd Eyes x Clear Wing x Starving Venom x Dark Rebellion)

An absolutely perfect ship. May these wonderful dragons one day be reunited after their years of solitude and longing for each other.

Flouriteshipping (Yuri x Rin)

Again, like Yuri/Ruri, their only canon interaction was a kidnapping so this is not my thing. Also, it feels cruel to Yugo and not in a funny way.

Foolshipping (Sawatari x Mieru)

Okay, if Mieru giving Sawatari a tarot card reading and him getting “the fool” and him freaking out isn’t a thing then I will write it because that is the most obvious and hilarious thing to come from this dynamic. I love it. I like it better than the GX Foolshipping that came up on Tumblr when I searched it RIP.

Foresightshipping (Declan x Mieru)

I mean I wouldn’t blame Mieru for having a crush on him but I can’t see him returning that. He would have way too much power over her.

Fruishipping (Yuya x Yuzu)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ARC V SHIP I ADORE THEM THEY ARE AMAZING AND CUTE AND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHIPS IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE.

Frypanshipping (Sawatari x Crow)

Crow gives off more father figure vibes to nearly everyone in the Lancers apart from Shun and Declan so this ship isn't my thing.

Fuschiashipping (Yuri x Yuzu)

These two on their own feel kind of toxic. So nah.

Funshipping (Yuya x Grace)

It’s really easy to interpret Grace having a crush on Yuya but… I am won over by the idea of her actually having a crush on Edo instead, who she has more in common with.

Gembraceletshipping (Masumi x Yuzu x Serena x Rin x Ruri)

Ignoring the way Duel Links took a cannon ball to these bracelet girl ships, this is a fun idea.

Gensisshipping (Ray x Zarc)

This one makes way too sense. Three out of four of their counterparts are romantically involved with each other and the only ones that weren’t were forcibly kept apart their whole lives. The idea that Ray and Zarc were once in love before Zarc went off the rails fits the narrative well and adds another layer of tragedy to the situation. Plus, it’s definitely something I can see Leo leaving out of his story if it was the case and his misery makes me happy. Good ship and stuff. I dig it.

Ghostshipping (Declan x Yuri)

Nah. The only time I remember these two interacting was when Yuri threw Declan at a wall when Declan was trying to protect Yusho. Declan deserves better than that. I would treat Declan better than that. I couldn’t even throw him at a wall to begin with, that dude is buff enough to hold his father over a cliff with just his elbow and pull him back to safety. I’m not messin’ with that block of concealed muscle. I might date him though.

…wait what I was talking about again?

Glowshipping (Yuzu x Yuya x Yuto x Yugo x Yuri)

This sounds horribly inconvenient. Tfw you wanna hang out with your four boyfriends but your bracelet says no and TPs them back to spawn the moment they enter the chunk.

Gourmetshipping (Sawatari x Michio)

Yeah sure. Sawatari’s another character I can see with just about anyone his age and he’d definitely stuff his face with whatever Michio cooks.

Greekshipping (Dennis x Serena)

Throw Yuri into this ship and it’s perfection. On its own though, I can still get behind it cuz Serena can kick his ass when he’s annoying. And also Dennis collects counterparts.

Guardianshipping (Crow x Shinji)

I mean these two are roommates with three kids so this one feels low-key implied. I like Blackbirdshipping better but there’s no reason I can’t ship both.

Guiltshipping (Ruri x Sayaka)

I always interpreted Sayaka as younger than Ruri and prefer these two as friends so it’s a nah from me.

Gumshipping (Yuya x Allen x Sora)

Again, interpreted Allen much younger than them so not my thing.

Harpyshipping (Ruri x Grace)

Going through all these ships is making me realise that I just don’t like shipping any fusion dimension characters with any xyz dimension characters, with only a couple exceptions. So this isn't my thing at all.

Headmastershipping (Shuzuo x Himika)

I think that both of Declan and Riley’s parents should burn in hell and don’t want their mom involved with one of the only good Yugioh dads.

Honeybeeshipping (Shinji x Melissa)

Not my thing.

Horagaishipping (Yuzu x Gongenzaka)

This is the kind of ship where I’d like the fanart and maybe read a fanfic about it if the description amused me but I wouldn’t actively ship it. So it’s alright, just not my thing.

Hospitalityshipping (Michio x Olga x Halil)

All of these are minor characters that I barely give two of my brain cells to so I don’t care about this ship.

Hostageshipping (Declan x Shay)

Even before I saw these two as reluctant brothers, I couldn’t really get into this as a ship. Couldn’t tell ya why it just never worked for me.

Hummingbirdshipping (Shun x Sayaka)

Nope. He’s way too old for her. Do not like.

Icebergshipping (Gongenzaka x Olga)

I have thought about these minor ass Maiami championship characters more while writing this than I ever have over the course of the almost two years I’ve had Arc V in my life. I really have no opinions on them or their ships.

Icesnowshipping (Dennis x Olga)

Okay this one I can actually see a dynamic for. It reminds me of Heath and Abbey from Monster High: dumb boy who flirts with everyone x ice girl who can kick his ass.

Imperialcandyshipping (Yuri x Sora)

I love this ship name more than the actual ship. The ship is fine, not much to say though it doesn’t really stick out to me, but the name is amazing.

Institueshipping (Himika x Leo)

I mean these two were kind of intended to be an abusive couple that parted ways. Really hope they stay separated too because while I hate both of them, Leo was undeniably worse, at least in the context of their relationship. He treated Himika and their son terribly before just up and leaving. Good riddance, jackass.

Interveneshipping (Yuya x Yuto x Yugo)

This loses a lot of chaotic lustre without Yuri in there but I want these three boys to be friends so yeah. I can ship it. Probably not a combination I’d specifically go for though.

Jailbreakshipping (Yuya x Crow)

0/10 ship because the name reminds me of the Emoji Movie /j

This ship is a no for me. Crow seems more like a dad to most of the group so I can’t really get behind this one.

Janusshipping (Dennis x Ruri)

Eeeeeeeh. Dennis was an accomplice in the war but a young and unwilling one. Still, he did assist specifically in kidnapping and tricking Ruri. But… a part of me still kinda likes this ship? Ruri does seem like the type to forgive him if he apologised, at least the way I write her character. I kinda like the idea of Dennis apologising to her post canon and Ruri forgiving him and befriending him, which stuns him and makes him slowly fall for her. Yeah… I can kinda enjoy this honestly. It’s a total guilty pleasure but still a pleasure.

Joikshipping (Yuzu x Olga)

Yes. Yuzu duels all the female duelists for no suspicious reason whatsoever :)

Jokershipping (Yuya x Sora x Sawatari)

I love it. Gay theatre kid throuple that would call themselves a troupe and be overdramatic every single second. They aren’t as closely knit as my Arc V OT3 but I do enjoy it.

Jubilantshipping (Yuya x Yuzu x Sora)

My Arc V OT3 and possibly my favourite of all these ships (it’s very close between this and Fruit). Sora is an extra drop of sweetness and rambunctiousness in my beloved Fruitship and I’ve always loved his friendships with both of them so making it a throuple feels so right to me with how tied together their character arcs were. It’s a shame they didn’t get more screen time as a trio.

Keepshipping (Asuka x Grace)

Not my thing, I see Asuka as aromantic and Grace has a better ship with a fusion defector.

Knaveshipping (Sawatari x Yugo)

This is just himbo x himbo and I love it. They share one brain cell and are constantly fighting over custody of it.

Knightshipping (Sawatari x Yuto)

Eeeeeh could work but not as well as Yugo/Sawatari for me.

Knightmoonshipping (Yuto x Serena)

Can’t really see this one working.

Lancershipping (Declan x Yuya x Dennis x Shun x Riley x Gongenzaka x Sawatari x Serena x Moon Shadow)

Well that’s a crap ton of ships that vary wildly in quality, some of which have terrible age gaps with some incest snuck in for good measure. Yeah, sorry, not all chaotic polycules are gonna be my cup of tea. If it were just Yuya, Dennis, Gongenzaka, Sawatari, and Serena then maybe but as it stands now, this ship is a hard nope.

Lightshipping (Edo x Yugo)

I feel like there would be too much of a power imbalance between these two so no thanks.

Lightsabershipping (Yaiba x Hokuto)

This ship gets a thumbs up from me for the Star Wars reference in its name alone. I hope they stay up until 3am every night having long winded discussions about Clone Wars.

Lilyshipping (Yuri x Gloria)

This sounds incredibly toxic. Or should I say venomous. Not my thing but I can see where it came from.

Lithomancyshipping (Mieru x Masumi)

Accidentally read this as “lithromancy.” Like “lithromantic.” Which made me picture Masumi having a crush on Mieru but then going “NOPE!” when Mieru returns those feelings. Anyways, this ship aesthetically slaps and this ship is probably my favourite of all the ones presented for these two so I’m down for it.

Lunomancyshipping (Serena x Mieru)

Also kind of a banger honestly. I can see these two being witches together.

Lustershipping (Masumi x Yuzu)

Masumi blushing at Yuzu and subsequently giving her a rose card is pretty easy to interpret as her having a crush on Yuzu so I’ve always kinda liked this ship. Wish they’d gotten to interact more.

Lyrashipping (Hokuto x Yuzu)

Can’t really see this one sorry.

Lyrebirdshipping (Shun x Dennis x Ruri)

As a throuple, no. Ruri and Shun are siblings. As a vee where it’s just Dennis dating them though… I mean Shun being protective of his sister when she starts Dennis and Dennis getting Shun off his back by seducing him would be pretty funny.

Macaronshipping (Michio x Sora)

Coffee shop AU where Michio has to make the most cavity-inducing coffee and make the pile of macarons Sora orders while Sora flirts with him when?

Maestroshipping (Hokuto x Yaiba x Masumi x Yuzu)

Can’t really see Yuzu adding much to this ship, even if I do like her and Masumi.

Mamashipping (Yoko x Himika)

Oh goodie. A ship of two of the worst mothers in Yugioh history! No thanks!

Manipulateshipping (Leo x Roget)

I mean… I can see this ship but it doesn’t appeal to me since I hate them both.

Mazarineshipping (Yugo x Ruri)

Yugo with the only bracelet girl who hasn’t beat the crap out of him in some way? Who’s also coincidentally the only bracelet girl he hasn’t met? Yeah I don’t know how I feel about that. They do both use wind attribute though so maybe they can bond over that.

Mochishipping (Sora x Serena)

Despite these two having similar backgrounds and narratives, I can’t remember them ever interacting. I feel like they’d have a lot to talk about together post series though so I can get behind it platonically. Don’t know about romantically though.

Mockingbirdshipping (Dennis x Shun)

This one’s funny in the context of Dennis also dating Shun’s sister, like I said earlier. Plus I tend to prefer ships with opposing personalities so flamboyant Dennis with serious Shun is a pretty good matchup in my eyes.

Moonbeamshipping (Masumi x Yuzu x Serena)

This sounds just a little chaotic especially with Arc V’s stupid “omg the counterparts look exactly the same!” plotpoint. Not sure if that would make this ship really funny or really frustrating so I’m torn. I’d take any one of these pairs individually so leaning towards go for i

Moonblossomshipping (Ruri x Serena)

Serena’s Duel Links event took such a cannonball to every ship like this which sucks because I actually did have a soft spot for this ship. Goddamn stupid game that I love yet sometimes selectively ignore when it suits me. Whatever, I still kinda like this ship. Bite me.

Moonfragranceshipping (Serena x Asuka)

I like this as an unrequited crush on Serena’s end. Can’t see it being requited though.

Moonstoneshipping (Masumi x Serena)

As long as the relationship isn’t built on Masumi mistaking Serena for Yuzu or some stupid shit, I can get behind this one.

MusicBoxshipping (Yuzu x Sora)

God the picture the masterlist used for this is so cute. I love these two. I love Sora teaching her fusion and I love their tag duel and aghhh it’s so good. I hope they geek out over broadway musicals together in their spare time.

Mysteryshipping (Yuya x Yuzu x Yuto)

Please no. I hated the plotpoint of her mixing them up so much.

Mysticshipping (Mieru x Dennis)

Okay, okay THESE TWO would go on and on about their zodiac signs being a great match for each other. Or they’re a Pisces and a Leo or something and they try to argue that “actually we’re the exception!” until they break up and go “oh gosh it was in the stars all along that we were not meant for each other! And yet we pine for each other regardless! We are the Romeo and Juliet of Zodiac Signs!”

Basically I ship it because these two are both drama queens.

Natureshipping (Yuzu x Serena x Rin x Ruri)

Shoutout, again, to Duel Links for taking a cannonball to these ships. Still gonna ship it regardless because it's funny.

Newmoonshipping (Sawatari x Moon Shadow)

Nah. Not my thing.

Ninjashipping (Moon Shadow x Sun Shadow)

Can’t remember if these two are brothers or something, I remember so little about Sun Shadow’s existence. If they are brothers, then this ship is a hard no. If they’re not, it’s just kinda whatever to me.

Nisshokushipping (Sora x Sun Shadow)

Can’t really see the appeal of this one either since I can barely remember Sun Shadow’s existence.

Observeshipping (Roget x Melissa)

No thank you

Obsidianshipping (Shun x Masumi)

Can’t really see this one and her being brainwashed into thinking she knew him for a while… while not Shun’s fault, still makes me not like this ship.

Oceanshipping (Ruri x Kaito)

Too big of an age gap so no thanks. Also, aromantic Kaito.

Oddeyeshipping (Yuya x Zarc)

No. Zarc by the end of the series is stuck as some weird de-aged baby so this is a big nope for me.

Ominouswindshipping (Rin x Yuto)

Pretty neutral on this one. It exists.

Ornithomancyshipping (Mieru x Shun)

Nah Shun’s gay in my headcanon.

Owlshipping (Shun x Dennis x Gongenzaka)

Ya know doing this I’ve realised I don’t have any Gongenzaka ship I feel strongly about. All of them so far I’ve either not shipped or thought they were “fine enough, I guess.” Which is pretty much how I feel about him in general. So yeah this throuple’s not really my thing.

Parfaitshipping (Olga x Michio)

The sheer amount of ships on this list is starting to make me go insane. I don’t have a strong enough opinion on either of these characters to care about their ship. The fanart is cute though.

Paradiseshipping (Shun x Yuri)

No. This dude’s a sadist who hunted Shun's people for fun. The only reason I’d want Shun to interact with Yuri is for Shun to get revenge on him. You can use that dynamic for a ship. I've enjoyed such a dynamic before (AiRyo), but it doesn’t appeal to me with this ship.

Parrotshipping (Shun x Sawatari)

Okay, I can kinda get behind this one. I like their interactions in Duel Links and it’s a fun idea.

Pawnshipping (Yugo x Yuri)

This one’s also just funny to me thanks to Yuri’s weird ass dialogue in the sub. I don’t actively ship it as I used to but I stillenjoy it.

Pendulumshipping (Declan x Yuya)

Nope from me. Declan’s got too much power over him for this to be a balanced relationship.

Poisonedappleshipping (Yuri x Yugo x Rin)

Fun ship name but not the ship isn't my thing.

Pollinateshipping (Shinji x Yuzu)

…I don’t think I’ve hated a ship name more. I just… don’t like what it implies. And I don’t like the ship either.

Ponzushipping (Yuzu x Michio)

Did these two even meet? I cannot remember anything that Michio did outside of his weird duel with Yuya so I can’t get into this one.

Praiseshipping (Tatsuya x Ayu)

Yeah sure, why not?

Prayshipping (Yuya x Yuzu x Serena x Ruri x Rin)

Man Arc V has a ton of polyships. I respect that even if I don’t care for all of them, like this one.

Predatorshipping (Yuri x Serena)

I ship this, but it’s entirely a fanon thing and interpretations of them can differ wildly. I like mine the best personally. I want them to have a healthy relationship and I also want them to horrify everyone around them. Basically I want them to be Morticia and Gomez.

Preyshipping (Shun x Sora)

No no no no, this is so much wrong with other ships I bashed. I can’t get into this at all. I know Sora didn’t mean any of that shit he spouted but aaaaah no.

Primaryshipping (Riley x Ayu)

Perfectly fine ship. No strong opinion on it.

Princeshipping (Sawatari x Yuri)

Eeeeeeh. Could be funny but this just kinda feels Dennis/Yuri minus the history of fighting together so not as appealing.

Prodigyshipping (Declan x Serena)

The ship Serena’s event sank that I care the least about. Never cared for this ship, even prior to viewing them as siblings.

Protectorshipping (Crow x Gongenzaka)

Not my thing. I’m running out of unique ways to say that. Crow is lancer dad.

Pupilshipping (Masumi x Marco)

No. That’s an adult and child, no thanks.

Pursueshipping (Sora x Yuto)

I have exactly the same opinion on this ship that I do for Shun/Sora. In fact:

No no no no, this is so much wrong with other ships I bashed. I can’t get into this at all. I know Sora didn’t mean any of that shit he spouted but aaaaah no.

Radianceshipping (Kaito x Yugo)

Not my thing. I headcanon Kaito as aro.

Ravenshipping (Shun x Kaito)

This ship always just feels like “cause of death: edgelords” whenever I see it. It’s kind of entertaining but I’m not really into it.

Rebelfamilyshipping (Shun x Yuto x Ruri)

As a throuple, no. Don’t ship the siblings. bad.

As a vee where it’s just Yuto dating them, yeah I can get behind it. I love Yuto/Ruri and am kinda just neutral to Shun/Yuto so it turns into a feeling of casual enjoyment. Bi Yuto is a plus after all.

Recipeshipping (Yuya x Michio)

I really don’t want this ship because I don’t want Yuya’s mom anywhere near Michio and that would probably happen if Yuya was dating him. Plus their duel sucked sorry not sorry.

Reclaimshipping (Shun x Ruri)

Those are straight up siblings. Bad.

Reconshipping (Sora x Dennis x Yuri)

I like Yuri/Dennis but I don’t know about Sora with either of them. Sora’s got better ships.

Redlightshipping (Declan x Sawatari)

Sawatari is one of his students. I don’t care that they’re “only two years apart” it's still fucking creepy and I hate it.

Redmoonshipping (Serena x Sun Shadow)

I do not care for this. I do not care about Sun Shadow and he's also too old for her.

Refractionshipping (Masumi x Ray)

They never met and probably can never meet so can’t really get into this.

Researchshipping (Sora x Declan)

Again, power imbalance, like a lot of these Declan ships.

Resoluteshipping (Declan x Shun x Yuto)

Don’t like either of them with Declan due to… well, everything that transpired between them.

Resonanceshipping (Odd Eyes x Dark Rebellion)

Just like the quad of dragons, this ship is perfect. May these tragic lovers separated by fate one day be reunited.

Ribbonshipping (Mieru x Eita)

Don’t remember who Eita is and don’t feel like looking it up so I don’t care.

Robustshipping (Asuka x Kaito)

Okay so… I’m torn. I had been headcanoning them both as aromantic for a while before learning about this ship. Asuka especially came across as a closeted ace/aro in GX and with her GX counterpart, I definitely still agree with that. But she is different in Arc V, not that different upbringing would cause someone to be aromantic, that’s bullshit, obviously, but her personality and narrative were changed too. Honestly, I… I admittedly just kinda like my friend’s writing of them from what I’ve seen. I haven’t seen much but I like the dynamic she’s described. And also this one part I won’t spoil but man did it fit Kaito really well. And also Asuka did rebel against Fusion pretty quickly when she found out the truth so the whole fusion/xyz weirdness thing I have doesn’t apply here.

Uuuugh I’m really torn on this one, I can’t really give a concrete opinion on it but not in the same way as some of the other ships I’ve talked about here. So many of those I just had no thoughts on but this one is the opposite: I have so many thoughts on it that I can’t decide how I feel overall. So for now, this ship is a resounding “I DON’T KNOW.”

Rollerskateshipping (Sora x Allen)

Allen’s too young for him. I’m passing on this ship.

Rottenshipping (Yuri x Yuya)

Yeah this one’s kinda fun, especially alongside ships like Fruitship and Predatorship. Or, hell, even Duskship. I enjoy it but pretty casually compared to some others.

Rulershipping (Jack x Declan)

I can’t really see this one working out. They’d just butt heads a lot.

Sapphireshipping (Masumi x Ruri)

Really pretty ship name for a pairing I have never once considered. Ruri can be the sweet to Masumi’s sour I guess. It could work.

Samuraishipping (Gongenzaka x Yaiba)

Probably my favourite of the Gongenzaka ships I’ve been shown so far? Yaiba was the one to teach him synchro summon after all. They could be synchro nerds together. Maybe Yaiba could learn from Gongenzaka too, I dunno. Good freaking ship I guess.

Sanctuaryshipping (Allen x Sayaka)

Kind of generic but I don’t mind it. I can see it easily.

Seafoodshipping (Michio x Teppei)

These characters are both too minor for me to have an opinion on this.

Seanceshipping (Jack x Yuya)

Jack is way too old for Yuya. Because he’s from the show where you actually needed to be 18 to be able to ride these motorcycles while Yuya isn’t.

Seasonshipping (Olga x Halil)

More Heath/Abbey vibes I guess. I liked the other one that had that vibe better. What was it, Dennis/Olga? I’ve been doing this for too long. I've probably shipped Dennis with like 8 characters by now. This ship is fine though. I can see it.

Serenadeshipping (Yuzu x Serena)

Okay, last time I’ll bitch about this, I swear: this ship got cannon balled so hard in Serena’s event. I honestly cringed at some of that dialogue. But… I’m not mad about it. I like that they see each other with such closeness, even if it’s not shipping closeness. That said though…

I still ship it outside of the context of Duel Links. It’s kind of a situational ship for me: I’d ship it in some contexts but not others.

Sideshowshipping (Dennis x Gongenzaka)

I mean. I like the episode that this ship's name originated from where they perform in the streets together. Decent ship.

Singleshipping (Shuzou x Yoko)

Let’s not make Yuya and Yuzu step siblings please.

Smileshipping (Yusho x Yoko)

Throwback to when I said these two were a better pairing than any of the implied ships in DM. I still stand by that.

Smilemaskshipping (Dennis x Trapeze Magician)

Listen, if Dennis wants to simp for his ace card, I ain’t here to judge. I’m borderline a simp for my own ace card. You do you, Dennis. Screw the haters.

Smokescreenshipping (Moon Shadow x Yuzu)

No, they seem way too far apart in age.

Sovereignshipping (Declan x Zarc)

Okay, I’m gonna humour this one for a second. Obviously, it doesn’t work in canon due to Zarc being gone, then split into four teenagers who are too young for Declan, then being de-aged into a baby. But imagine some kind of AU where there are no split dimensions. Leo just has two kids: Ray and Declan and both of them fall in love with and date Zarc. He would throw a fucking fit and it would be hilarious. So if that AU exists, I ship this.

Sparrowshipping (Yuya x Shun)

Not my thing, I prefer so many other ships with these two.

Spectershipping (Yuto x Yuri)

Hehe. Spectre. Vrains loving brain go brrrr.

Can’t say the same for the ship though since it’s an xyz victim and a sadistic fusion attacker.

SpeedDemonshipping/Ridingshipping (Yugo x Jack)

This ship sounds like “death by himbo.” They’re too far apart in age to be a romantic pair but I’d love them platonically.

Sproutshipping (Rin x Yuya)

Another one my friend swayed me on. I really like the idea of a Yugo/Rin/Yuya/Yuzu OT4 she proposed a while back.

Stalwartshipping (Shun x Gongenzaka)

I don’t really see the appeal.

Stargemshipping (Hokuto x Masumi)

It’s okay. The trio are together a lot so I can see any of those ships. I don’t really have a preference toward any of them though.

Steadfastshipping (Sayaka x Gongenzaka)

Nope. Too big of an age gap.

Stealthshipping (Sora x Moon Shadow)

Not drawn to this one at all.

Structureshipping (Leo x Yoko)

Eughh. This one wouldn’t even be funny problematic. It would probably just be abusive.

Strychnoshipping (Gloria x Grace x Yuri)

I do not care about any ship involving the Tyler sisters (with the exception of Edo/Grace), especially not ones that involves incest. No thank you.

Swayshipping (Edo x Yuya)

I can’t stand how fast and forced Edo’s turnaround was. And how dumb his story arc was in general. He’s one of the most interesting characters from GX and in Arc V he’s just… kind of stupid. And Yuya is forever tied to this crappy character arc of his in my mind so I can’t stand this ship.

Swiftshipping (Ruri x Rin)

The sweetest bracelet girl with the sassiest bracelet girl? Yeah I can get behind that. Also purple and green look good together.

Syncshipping (Yugo x Yuya)

I’ve said a few times that I can see these two being besties if they met under different circumstances and I can see that being a ship as well. It’s a fun one, even if they are a little too similar.

Teddybearshipping (Sora x Riley)

No thank you, Riley’s too young for Sora.

Tideshipping (Rin x Serena x Yugo)

I’m not sure how Rin would feel about this. Otherwise, no opinion.

Tigerlilyshipping (Grace x Yuzu)

I have no idea where this comes from. Both of them liking Yuya? Either way, don’t really like the ship.

Tornsmileshipping (Edo x Yusho)

Again, this just ends up being tied to how much I hate Edo’s portrayal in Arc V.

Towershipping (Yuzu x Sawatari)

Not particularly into this one like I am with either of them with Yuya honestly.

Toyboxshipping (Yugo x Sora)

Well, I’d certainly take this over Sora/Yuto and honestly probably Sora/Yuri too. Could be cute honestly. Maybe Yugo could teach him how to turbo duel or something.

Trapezeshipping (Dennis x Yuzu)

I kind of ship this but it feels kind of memey since they only interact once in the entire series. I guess I like it, just not as much as some others.

Trickboxshipping (Dennis x Sora)

Man, Dennis has a lot of ships. This one’s alright but kinda on the lower end of his ships.

Triggershipping (Yugo x Yuzu)

I find it so weird how well this ship works for me. I honestly really like their interactions in the Synchro arc. The counterpart mix up thing doesn’t last long and they just seem really genuine. I like them platonically and romantically.

Trophyshipping (Declan and Riley)

I hate that this is a ship so much. I despise it. They are SIBLINGS. *cries*

Truthshipping (Dennis x Masumi)

So… liar x bluntly honest basically? Yeah, that’s an okay dynamic but there are so many other ships for them already and I’m having enough ship confusion with them and Mieru as it is.

Tuneshipping (Yuzu x Rin)

These two are a little too similar but I still can get behind it.

Turmoilshipping (Yuya x Yuto x Sawatari)

Can’t believe these three engulfed the Galactic Republic smh.

Anyways, not very into this one, sorry. It just sounds kinda messy.

Unicornshipping appears to be a manga ship. I haven’t read the manga so I can’t give any sort of opinion on them.

Upholdshipping (Crow x Yoko)

No. Crow’s too good for her.

Upstreamshipping (Ayu x Mieru)

I think Mieru is supposed to be closer to Yuya’s peers’ age, as she’s in his duelling class, and I’ve been talking about her as though she is around their age. So through that lens, she’s too old for Ayu.

Vassalshipping (Moon Shadow x Ruri)

No. I have no reason. Just no.

Waltzshipping (Mad Chimera x Bloom Prima)

Beautiful. Deep. Profound. Touching. Moving. Their love breaks down barriers and transcends dimensions.

Also Yuzu and Sora shipping their monsters is funny.

Whistleshipping (Yuzu x Ruri)

Yeah, this is kind of a cute idea. I can see these two feeding birds together or singing a duet or something.

Wingshipping (Yuya x Ruri)

The two with the most chill introduction out of all the counterparts. Ya know, comparatively. It’s okay, I could see them being chill.

Wintertigershipping (Grace x Rin)

No thoughts on this one, I can’t really see the connection. These just kinda seem like two random characters to me.

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Holy shit I’m finally done. Arc V had way more ships than I expected. I don’t know why I forgot it had so many characters. Since I covered just so many ships this time and will probably be covering even more if I do this for the other series, I’m gonna list my top 5 favourites of this set! Maybe I’ll go back and do the same for VRAINS and 5Ds too at some point but for now:

My top 5 Arc V ships

#5 Artemisshipping (Or basically Predatorshipping + a horrified Yuya)

#4 Appleshipping

#3 Blackbirdshipping

#2 Fallenangelshipping

#1 Fruitshipping and Jubilantshipping. I don’t really care to pick. The Yuya/Yuzu ship is the best part for me but Sora does improve the dynamic.

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

THE CRAZIEST DREAM

Super long post about the unbelievable dream I had last night.

I want to get it all out before I forget because it's already starting to slip away.

I dreamed it was the end of the world and there were all these explosions going off everywhere. Some of them look3d like mushroom clouds and some of them looked like volcanoes coming up out of the Earth. They weren't anywhere close to me but I could see them on the horizon and kneq they were going off all over the world.

So everyone starts to panic, but in the dream I had a family that was not my own family in real life. The dad and mom were strangers. There was a baby, and then there was an older brother who looked like Jason Priestley on 90210.

It's hard to put together because there was no chronological order.

At one point I'm driving in a car with a real life sister and we are looking towards the mountains of our hometown, which there weren't really mountains it was more like Hills but I digress. The mountains were being backlit by all these explosions and I was saying how pretty it made the mountains look.

Then I am home in my backyard and a tree turns into this giant Tree Person monster. And first it starts making the sharp Javelin like things out of its branches and throwing them at me and I start running. Then I turn to the monster and I start quoting hin scripture and rebuking him and invoking the name of Jesus and saying stuff like get behind me Satan. And somehow I managed to make it into my house and barricade myself in my house.

Then I am not in my house anymore I am in some kind of basement party that was going on with all the explosiona started but now every

one's kind of trying to take shelter. And this is where it gets cool.

Every time an explosion goes off I duck into this giant mass of humanity.

It is all kind of like these club kids but to be fair I'm kind of a kid myself.

When I struggle up, the guy I have kind of been sandwiched with is an amalgam of Gerard Way and Davey Havok. He has Gerard Way's face but he has Davey's body and the tattoos he had when he was younger.

So we strike up a conversation and takk a lobg time.

I alsp have my cat, Gray, with me-- who died several years ago-- and he's just kind of prowling around.

I leave Gerard Davey and I start wandering around and the basement turns out to be huge. So in another part of this basement there is Slash who is wearing a blonde wig and a girl who is wearing a black wig. She's clearly a heavy metal chick by the way she is dressed. I think they are in the middle of some kind of photo shoot. So I just stand there and watch. Well Slash takes off his wig and of course he's got dark hair, the girl takes off her wig & shw's got blonde hair and then they both start taking off their clothes. The girl is Drop Dead gorgeous, even though I'm not really attracted to blondes, and she has tattoos all over her that are really really bright and colorful. Slash takes off his clothes & he has this enormous tattoo of Buddha that goes from his deck to his groin.

They then start making out for the camera and posing and I am just in a trance because it is so beautiful.

I somehow make it back to the dog pile and start talking to Gerard Davey again and he pulls out this journal and it's got something painted on rhe clorh cover, but at the bottom of the cover it is stamped with a store and an address in my hometown.

I said how did you end up in my hometown buying this book? He says Rob Dennis gave it to me!

Rob Dennis is a guy I went to school with who founded a local Glam medal band back when we were in high school. He just connected with me via YouTube a couple of days ago and I hadn't spoken to him since 1992.

Then my parents drove up and I grabbed the cat and went w/ them and we are heading out trying to find a place that is safe.

The roads are jammed and we end up in the parking lot of the shopping cenrer. People are running around in the parking lot, beating on our car doors and windows and wanting to talk to us. . Finally we rolled doŵn a window and one guy says do not trust the police whatever you do.

So we're trying to get out of the parking lot and sure enough right by the exit is a blockade of cops. And my stupid parents go right to it and stop. So in the blockade they make us take everything out of the car and take off our shoes. I'm holding on to the cat, my parents have the baby and then there is my brother. All of a sudden I look up and my parents have sidestepped the cops somehow and are taking off and they're yelling at me to come with. I am so mad that they are leaving us behind and I'm yelling back I don't have my shoes I'm not going anywhere without my shoes cuz we're going to be on the road for days and I can't do it barefoot. And my parents leave me behind.

Yep another dream about being abandoned!

So my brother myself and the cat run into this department store that is in the shopping center and of course everybody's looting..

The staff are trying to keep order and we are trying to find supplies. So of course I get shoes, a couple of small bags that I can stuff stuff in. I'm putting the cat in one of them and I can feel his claws clawing into me through the bag because he's scared.

So we're going through and I see a bunch of discarded maxi pads and I'm like okay I'm not going on the run without maxi pads. My hands are full so I'll make my brother shove some in my back pocket.

The staff at the store at the store are all wearing matching pajamas and that's how you know they are the staff. We run through the jewelry department we are grabbing up all the jewelry we can get in case we need to trade it or sell it or something. This is when we get separated and when I get caught.

I get caught very close to a door and I see my brother running out the door past me and again I am left alone, just me and the cat.

The staff is taking my temperature for some reason. I have bull********* them and am trying to tell them nm I'm just a regular paying Shopper! If you just let me go I'm going to TOTALLY buy all this stuff. So I turned out to be running a temperature and they say no you can't leave. So I don't know what that has to do with anything but I'm standing there with a bunch of bags and the cat and I look over and there is this African American gentleman who has these two large wagons full of stuff like duffel bags inside the wagons he pulls one up right next to me he leaves it and he takes off with the other one so I'm thinking okay there's a wagon on Wheels I can throw the cat the wagon I can throw my stuff in the wagon and I can make a run for it. I've got my eyes on the door and somehow like I can still feel the cat like clawing me through the through the vinyl because it's so scared. I am watching the employees because slowly they are all leaving me and going after other people and now there is only one employee between me and the door and I'm just waiting for that employee to get distracted so I can leave. And that is what I wake up to my cat deucey clawing at my leg to wake me up so I can feed her!!!

What a dream!!

[faiirytalcs]

WINNIE HOWLING is based on WINNIE WEREWOLF from Hotel Transylvania 2. She is a SHAPESHIFTER, COLLEGE STUDENT, and uses she/her pronouns. She has the power of SHIFTING, ENHANCED SMELL and SUPER STRENGTH.

Important History

a business lady through and through, winnie is ambitious and determined. she put off her own future for a long time to help her family mainly because her brothers were all running off and leaving her to be the only reliable child - classic eldest daughter moment

technically, she was the only daughter up until recently but it still counted

her whole life, she stood out from all of her brothers but, when she was younger, winnie tried really hard to be just like them...even if she tried to make it seem like she couldn't stand them

she traversed the line between being feminine and being a complete tomboy and she had no shame about wearing her pink punk shirts

growing up with so many brothers instilled in her the kind of male confidence that was often misplaced and, to be fair, it worked to her advantage more often than you'd think. second guessing herself just wasn't something the girl ever learned how to do and she wasn't going to start now

winnie has a tendency to be rowdy and abrasive when the time calls for it, ready to protect those she cares about even if it means putting herself into dangerous situations; which happened more often than you'd think (and sometimes unnecessarily).

these days though, winnie is going to put herself and her future first which means finally heading back to business school and starting to build her company. her time is now!

winnie has an incredible sense of smell, so incredible that she easily fell into the category of super smeller. a lot of the time, it comes in handy but there were times when she resented having such a talent

she isn't super close with either of her parents but if it came down to it, Winnie is a daddy's girl at the end of the day. he's so stressed out all the time, she feels like it's on her to help if she can

a few years ago, winnie stopped pretending not to be a full-blown romantic. romance books, movies - even romantic comedies - she loved them all and between getting her degree and building an empire, winnie was going to get her epic love story

she's never had a ton of friends, there were way too many siblings and family weirdness to explain to anyone new, but that's fine with winnie; she always preferred having a few close friends than a ton of people she didn't really know

it feels strange not to be the only daughter anymore in her family and she doesn't feel like she's done enough to be a good role model for her little sister, a feeling she's never really had before, so there's some extra internal pressure that Winnie has put on herself to do something worthwhile

loves to go for runs in the woods, letting loose when stress gets to be too much

she carries that with people in her life too, inviting people to let loose, to lose their inhibitions every once in a while, and feel the animalistic nature that is inherently in everything you do

APPEARANCE

Face Claim: jaz sinclair

Height: 5'5

Build: slim

Eye Color: dark brown

Hair Color: brown

Piercings: ears

PERSONALITY

Positive Traits: energetic, romantic, playful, protective

Negative Traits: abrasive, blunt, stubborn, nosy

Likes: punk music, defying standards & stereotypes, business plans, thinking outside the box, black combat boots, dennis, howling at the moon

Dislikes: thunderstorms, crowded rooms, monotone notes that get louder, low ceilings, whistles, most of her brothers, the idea of dennis leaving

Phobias: hydrophobia

Hobbies: running, going to concerts, picnicking

Aesthetic: putting yourself first for the first time in your life, epic romances, fighting for what you believe in, candlelit dinner dates, reaching goals you never thought possible, running freely through tree trunks in pursuit of the moon, watching the stars with someone you love, not so secretly loving your best friend

FAMILY

Mother: wanda howling

Father: wayne howling

Sibling(s): sunny (younger sister), wally (older brother), wilbur (older brother), wilson (older brother), whoopi (older brother), wade (older brother), weepy (older brother), wanye (older brother), wendell (older brother), wesley (older brother), wilma (older brother), wyatt (older brother), waylon (older brother), willie (older brother)

Pet(s): n/a

[hannahhook7744]

Quinzel brothers only in Gotham bio (redone);

Name: Lucifer "Lu" Felix Quinzel. 

Age: 16 years old.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Gender: Cisgender male.

Sexuality: Heterosexual.

Notes:

Calling him by his first name instead of his nickname will get you slapped.

Commenting on his eyes will get you smacked.

Participating in 'Kick a ginger day' will get you kicked right back.

He hates his hair, eyes, and name.

He likes angry and sad music.

He is one of the many children of Harleen Quinzel and the joker. 

He is in the following clubs: The Global Villain Kid Support Club, Gymnastics Club, Martial Arts Club, Drama Club, Movie Club, Cards Club, and Comedy Club.

Liu likes building joke shop items and Jack in the boxes.

He is single for now.

He grew up with his grandparents until his youngest siblings—Jackie and Bryce—were born and his mother finally left his dad.

Harley fisted alot though and sent money for his, Emoji, and Joseph's care.

He did not know he had a twin that was being raised by Ivy until his mom left his dad.

He also didn't know that Lucy was his bio sister and not his bio cousin until then either.

After Harley left his dad, she moved him, Ace, Ivy, Ivy's kids, him, Emoji, and Joseph into the apartment building her uncle left her after his death.

Liu loves Hamilton the musical and stars.

He also always wears 3D glasses to cover up his mismatched eyes.

He has Heterochromia—which caused him to be born with one blue eye and one red eye.

He loves paint balloons and hates his name.

He and his family are Jewish.

He is terrible at chemistry but wonderful at psychology.

He resents his dad greatly.

He is also debating changing his name when he's 18.

Liu works at the movie theater and sometimes he takes up temporary jobs at passing by circuses.

He wants to be a dagger thrower at the circus when he grows up.

His superhero name is Karma.

He's allergic to anesthesia and corn.

His bestfriends are his twin brother, Ace, alongside Juke Jones (A Red Lantern) and Aster Cutter (Drawback).

His favorite classes are psychology and art.

His weapon of choice is throwing knives.

His family:

Frances Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Great Grandfather),

Phyllis Quinzel (Maternal Great Grandmother),

Nicholas Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Grandfather),

Sharon Quinzel (Maternal Grandmother),

Louis Quinzel (Maternal Great Uncle),

Alice Quinzel (Maternal Great Aunt by Marriage),

Harleen Quinzel (Biological Mother),

Delia Quinzel the 1st (Maternal Aunt),

Bartholomew Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Frances Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Uncle),

Ezekial Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Nickolas Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Jennifer Quinzel (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Lila Valeska (Paternal Grandmother),

Zachary Trumble (Parental Great Uncle),

Paul Cicero (Paternal Grandfather),

Jeremiah Cicero Valeska (Paternal Uncle),

Joker/Jack Napier/ Jerome Valeska (Biological Father),

Bethany (Paternal Step-Mother),

Pamela Isley (Maternal Step-Mother),

Jeremiah Fleck (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Lonnie Machin (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Joker Quinzel Jr. (Full Older Brother),

Lucille Quinzel (Full Older Sister and Adoptive Maternal Cousin Via Delia),

Teresa Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Rose Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Thorn Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Hazel Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Ace Quinzel (Full Twin Brother),

Emoji Jeune Quinzel (Full Younger Brother),

Joseph King Quinzel (Full Younger Brother),

Sofia (Younger Paternal Step-Sister),

Benicio (Younger Paternal Step-Brother),

Jackie Napier (Full Younger Sister),

Bryce Napier (Full Younger Brother),

Ivan Isley (Maternal Younger Step-Brother),

Delia Dennis the 2nd (Daughter) ,

Deidre Dennis (Daughter),

Anthony Delfini (Godfather),

Calliope (Pet Monkey),

Rover (Pet Mutant Venus Fly Trap),

Budsie (Pet Hyena),

And Louie (Pet Hyena).

Name: Emoji Jeune Quinzel.

Age: 15 years old.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Gender: Cisgender male.

Sexuality: Pansexual.

Notes:

Unlike his older brother, Lucifer, Emoji actually likes his name.

He gets along great with his siblings and is usually the mediator between them and sometimes their friends.

Skylar Kyle and Lee-Lee Willis are his best friends.

He loves smiley faces and they take up a good portion of his wardrobe.

He loves pulling pranks, playing cards, and riding his bike.

Emoji also has quite the sweet tooth.

Emoji decorates his clothes with paint and patches.

His best classes are art and music.

His weapon of choice is a mallet.

Emoji is also a fan of croquet, parkour, dancing, singing, cards, and board games.

He likes happy sounding and funny music.

His superhero alias is Happy.

He is less of a sourpuss compared to Lucifer and less temperamental than him too.

He also has almost no bloodlust at all.

He is friendly and hyperactive and a well-behaved, albeit horrible student due to his short attention span and lack of interest in school-related things.

He is in choir, drama club, band, the comedy club, the DND club, and the Global Villain Kid Support Club.

He wears a pair of smiley face sunglasses that Harley gave him when he was little.

He lives with his siblings and mom in the apartment building they live in.

He is single for now.

Emoji also hates their dad just as much as his siblings do but since he doesn't want his siblings to go to jail he keeps them from killing their father.

He has no allergies.

Emoji wants to be an art teacher when he grows up.

His family:

Great Grandpa Frances Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Great Grandfather),

Great Grandma Phyllis Quinzel (Maternal Great Grandmother),

Nicholas Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Grandfather),

Sharon Quinzel (Maternal Grandmother),

Louis Quinzel (Maternal Great Uncle),

Alice Quinzel (Maternal Great Aunt by Marriage),

Harleen Quinzel (Biological Mother),

Delia Quinzel the 1st (Maternal Aunt),

Bartholomew Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Frances Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Uncle),

Ezekial Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Nickolas Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Jennifer Quinzel (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Lila Valeska (Paternal Grandmother),

Zachary Trumble (Parental Great Uncle),

Paul Cicero (Paternal Grandfather),

Jeremiah Cicero Valeska (Paternal Uncle),

Joker/Jack Napier/ Jerome Valeska (Biological Father),

Bethany (Paternal Step-Mother),

Pamela Isley (Maternal Step-Mother),

Jeremiah Napier (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Lonnie Machin (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Joker Quinzel Jr. (Full Older Brother),

Lucille Quinzel (Full Older Sister and Adoptive Maternal Cousin Via Delia),

Teresa Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Rose Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Thorn Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Hazel Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Ace Quinzel (Full Twin Brother),

Lucifer Felix Quinzel (Full Older Brother),

Joseph King Quinzel (Full Younger Brother),

Sofia (Younger Paternal Step-Sister),

Benicio (Younger Paternal Step-Brother),

Jackie Napier (Full Younger Sister),

Bryce Napier (Full Younger Brother),

Ivan Isley (Maternal Younger Step-Brother),

Delia Dennis the 2nd (Maternal Niece via Lucifer) ,

Deidre Dennis (Maternal Niece via Lucifer),

Anthony Delfini (Godfather),

Calliope (Pet Monkey),

Rover (Pet Mutant Venus Fly Trap),

Budsie (Pet Hyena),

And Louie (Pet Hyena).

Name: Joseph King Quinzel.

Age: 14 years old.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Gender: Cisgender male.

Sexuality: Aroace (aromantic asexual).

Notes:

Joseph also goes by Jo, Joey, Joey King, and Jo King.

His superhero alias is April Fools King, April fools for short.

April Fools is his and his brothers' favorite holiday.

Him, Emoji, and Liu all have ADHD.

He finds his name funny and takes great joy in introducing himself as 'Jo King' to people.

He took like prank shop items and clowns.

Joseph also wears purple and green 3D glasses.

His bestfriends are Linus Luthor, Lylod Snart, Eleanor Nygma, Ivan Isley, and Achilles Emerson.

He's playful with a temper and thinks he's funnier than Liu.

He also enjoys riling Liu up in several ways. Especially when it comes to his name.

He does well in school. Far better than his brothers.

He is a ball at parties.

Joseph is apart of the comedy club, the gymnastics club, the drama club, the dnd club, and the baseball team.

I he lijes pranking, acting, dancing, singing, playing games, playing with my pets, playing baseball, sleeping, parkour, go karting with his family and friends, and telling jokes.

He is allergic to fish.

His favorite colors are green and purple despite his hatred of his dad.

Joseph wants to be a pro baseball player when he grows up.

His family:

Great Grandpa Frances Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Great Grandfather),

Great Grandma Phyllis Quinzel (Maternal Great Grandmother),

Nicholas Quinzel Sr. (Maternal Grandfather),

Sharon Quinzel (Maternal Grandmother),

Louis Quinzel (Maternal Great Uncle),

Alice Quinzel (Maternal Great Aunt by Marriage),

Harleen Quinzel (Biological Mother),

Delia Quinzel the 1st (Maternal Aunt),

Bartholomew Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Frances Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Uncle),

Ezekial Quinzel (Maternal Uncle),

Nickolas Quinzel Jr. (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Jennifer Quinzel (Maternal Cousin Via Barry),

Lila Valeska (Paternal Grandmother),

Zachary Trumble (Parental Great Uncle),

Paul Cicero (Paternal Grandfather),

Jeremiah Cicero Valeska (Paternal Uncle),

Joker/Jack Napier/ Jerome Valeska (Biological Father),

Bethany (Paternal Step-Mother),

Pamela Isley (Maternal Step-Mother),

Jeremiah Napier (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Lonnie Machin (Older Paternal Half Brother),

Joker Quinzel Jr. (Full Older Brother),

Lucille Quinzel (Full Older Sister and Adoptive Maternal Cousin Via Delia),

Teresa Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Rose Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Thorn Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Hazel Isley (Maternal Older Step-Sister),

Ace Quinzel (Full Twin Brother),

Lucifer Felix Quinzel (Full Older Brother),

Emoji Jeune Quinzel (Full Older Brother),

Sofia (Younger Paternal Step-Sister),

Benicio (Younger Paternal Step-Brother),

Jackie Napier (Full Younger Sister),

Bryce Napier (Full Younger Brother),

Ivan Isley (Maternal Younger Step-Brother),

Delia Dennis the 2nd (Maternal Niece via Lucifer) ,

Deidre Dennis (Maternal Niece via Lucifer),

Anthony Delfini (Godfather),

Calliope (Pet Monkey),

Rover (Pet Mutant Venus Fly Trap),

Budsie (Pet Hyena),

And Louie (Pet Hyena).

This is a mix of Harley Quin and Joker medias.

Dc Rp friends; @gotham-is-fucking-weird @gothams-new-hero @christelgothamite @gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning @formerarkhampsychologist @gotham-bitch etc.

[winterapocalypse]

Winter Apocalypse chapter 36

the Dayne sisters

Beric noticed the necromancy department next to the one where the two of them were, and being dead himself, went to peek. Two women, one adult and one teenager, were discussing some device for stitching bodies together, and a bone saw.

"Now that Jon has returned to the castle…"

"You say he'll notice?"

"No, they're all busy thinking about the game."

They both had hair as black as night and very long. The older one, who turned to look at Beric, must have been a teacher there at Winter Hogwarts. Her skin was white as alabaster and cold as ice, and beneath heavy layers of mascara and black glitter eyeshadow, two dazzling purple irises glittered. Her dress was as purple as her beautiful eyes were translucent against her very white skin, and she smiled at Beric, as if aware that he was coming. The girl next to her, similar to her but with less mystical features, dressed in the Gryffindor uniform and knee-length pleated skirt made of a material similar to her sister's elegant dress, however, seemed more surprised.

"Beric? You are alive!?… huh…?" she grumbled, decidedly confused. Even Beric didn't know what to say.

Was he alive?

The woman was examining him carefully, with every movement she made, and Beric felt more and more embarrassed and pressured. Fortunately, pushing the full cart, Aston intervened.

He placed his strong hand on his shoulder, pulling him closer protectively.

"Prof Ashara Dayne and Allyria, 'morning. Are you preparing to see your brother again?"

Beric remembered all of a sudden. Of course! She was Ashara Dayne, the sister of the great Arthur Dayne, on the InterContinental Quidditch team that would soon come to Winter Hogwarts, and that other one was her younger sister, who she was in her senior year. The two's expressions changed, and if Allyria seemed truly nervous, Ashara bared her teeth beneath her smile covered in dark purple lipstick.

"Miss Royce, what a surprise to see you here. I saw your little brother out and about, I suspected you were there too, keeping an eye on him. Ever since the incident in Runes class the other day, you haven't taken your eyes off him, huh? "

Aston nodded, but Beric could feel the nervousness in her gaze, always hidden under her big glasses, so he saw nothing.

"We'll leave you to your romantic little stroll. Allyria, you won't be jealous, huh?"

Ashara giggled and Allyria just feigned hysterical laughter. "You and Allyria were in a romantic relationship, Beric, several months ago. But then you broke up. Surely you don't remember it, after the bad… hit on the head you took."

Ashara cut it short and said goodbye to the two students because she had to hurry up for her lesson at school, clutching the shopping basket in one hand. Inside were several dismembered body parts.

"She is the necromancy professor of recent years." Aston explained to Beric, this time taking his arm first and dragging him away.

"She definitely knows how you died. In fact, maybe you're actually her experiment." Aston continued in a low voice, speaking close to Beric's ear, which Beric could feel increasingly red with embarrassment and fear.

They went to the checkouts and left Omega Mart, heading towards the pub where they were supposed to meet up with the others. Aston walked in the middle, with one arm around Beric's thin, contracted shoulders and his fist tightly around the wrist of her younger brother Dennis, who was looking forward to getting drunk at the pub, which Aston was allowing him for the first time to visit.

All the other guys from the gang were in the pub.

Sheamus and Cesaro greeted their friend vigorously, leaning on the counter and dressed almost the same, long black coat and dark sunglasses and military trousers, except for Cesaro's sweatshirt and Sheamus' white tank top topped with suspenders.

The Slytherin boys were arguing as usual at their large table at the back of the dive. Dennis freed himself from his sister's grip, heading to the counter together with the two boys who were best friends with his sister, who he had known since he was little.

Aston placed the black crystal ball on the table, next to a bunch of black keys with fiery red reflections in the shape of a snake and a skull of some strange animal inlaid with green gems.

"The present for Emily, from me and Denny and Beric." Aston said, sitting at the table, next to a young, blond Gryffindor with a split and still bloody lower lip, and above all without shoes.

Beric obviously sat down next to her.

"What if Emily joins us now that we're planning her surprise birthday party in a few weeks?" Renly asked, smoothing her midnight-black braid.

Emily's boyfriend, who that day sported a subtle, complex geometric design on her neck and forehead, slightly denied it. "She won't come. Now you start your necromancy lesson with Professor Dayne, she will be busy for a couple of hours."

"Where are Randy and the new one, the Greyjoy?" another blonde haired boy asked, pulling his oddly shaped sunglasses over his head.

Eddie, who was pushing himself back, swinging on the back legs of the chair, began speaking in his heavy Sothoryosi accent. "Strange that they aren't there. Theon would never miss something involving Emily!"

Jeff and his brother, sitting next to each other, shot a death glare in unison at Eddie who had started laughing out loud, followed by everyone else.

But the lack of them was truly strange.

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[multifandomrandomgirl]

A Suitcase of My Affection - Carl Wilson x Female!reader

Masterlist:

“Okay, people.” Mike Love shouted out to the band. “I have a list of who’s sleeping where. Dennis, you’re rooming with me. Bruce, you’re rooming with Al, which leaves Carl and Y/N to share.” 

The boys all happily grabbed their bags and room keys and began to make their way to the rooms, Carl however went pale. This must have been some sort of mistake, why would Al let his younger sister room with anyone other than him? Unless he did this on purpose. He wouldn’t put it past the blond man, Al had caught him looking at her a fair few times at parties or when she’d pop down to the studio to give Al something he had left behind. Al had admitted to forgetting his songwriting notebook on purpose once so he could catch Carl in the act and confront him about it. Carl had admitted to having a crush on Al’s sister to him, but this was cruel of Al. He knew how shy and awkward Carl got around her. 

He caught Al’s eye as he went to pick his bag back up and Al wiggled his eyebrows at him before giving him a wink. Carl glared at him in response.

“Hey, Carl! Ready to go up to our room?” Y/N asked the youngest Wilson brother enthusiastically. Carl nodded and grabbed the key from the table where Mike had placed them all down. He and Y/N made their way upstairs to the first floor where their room was. Neither of them spoke much, the odd bit of small talk. Once they reached their rooms, they put their bags and suitcases down on the floor. Carl excused himself to the bathroom to be able to have a moment to himself and figure out what he was going to do.

While he was in the ensuite toilet, Y/N had a plan. She desperately wanted to get closer to Carl, he had caught her eye and she thought he was the sweetest, funniest, and cutest person she’d met, however, as he was the bandmate of her older brother, she knew that she’d get advised to stay away from him, so she decided to keep her mouth shut, but now she had an opportunity to get closer to the man. She decided the best way of doing this would be to empty her entire suitcase and her other bag onto one of the beds, that way, they had no choice but to share a bed and be close to one another. 

“Oh no!” Y/N exclaimed, trying not to sound overly suspicious as Carl emerged from the bathroom. He glanced over at the girl.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” Carl asked.

“My suitcase exploded and has covered this bed, now we only have one bed,” Y/N said quietly. “Maybe we’ll have to share?” She asked innocently, batting her eyelashes at the boy in hopes that she’d get her way.

“Oh, s-sure.” Carl stuttered, his cheeks flushed red at the thought of having to be in such close proximity to the girl. He made a mental note to tell Al off later on for this.

“Thank you, you’re too kind.” Y/N flashed him a big, toothy smile, she tried to hold a blush back herself.

After they sorted themselves out a bit, they went back down to the hotel lobby to meet back up with the other boys for dinner.

Carl had the chance to talk to Al as Y/N was trying to navigate the map Mike had given her to find the restaurant that they all wanted to go to for dinner.

“So, how is it, sharing a room with my sister?” Al smirked.

“I hate you. So much.” Carl groaned. “I cannot believe you’d do this to me.” 

“Ahh, do you though? Now you get to spend some quality time close to her, maybe you can get somewhere with her.” The guitarist grinned.

“Yeah, we’re getting real close.” Carl said, putting emphasis on the word ‘real’. Al didn’t question it and just laughed.

“I can’t believe you’re actually trying to encourage it, a bandmate with your sister. Anyone in their right mind would discourage that.” Bruce shook his head.

“Well, I think I can trust Mr. Wilson to take good care of her and not hurt her.” Al gave Carl an unsettling look, Carl nodded quickly and continued the walk to the restaurant, smiling to himself each time Y/N got excited by something such as a building, a landmark, or just each time she correctly figured out which turn to take.

Eventually, they reached the restaurant, the seats filled up quickly and Y/N and Carl ended up sitting opposite each other, so they had no choice but to look at each other throughout the meal. Y/N would give him shy glances and small smiles every now and then which made him blush before looking down at his cutlery nervously. 

When they left the restaurant, Carl decided to be brave and walk beside Y/N Jardine who was attempting to find her way back to the hotel using the map, however, it was dark now and she had to hold the map right up close to her face to be able to make anything out. Every now and then, she’d scrunch her nose up when she struggled to make out a street name on the map or couldn’t figure something out - Carl thought that this was really cute and he caught himself staring at her a lot.

“Goodnight Y/N!” Al pulled his sister in for a hug as they all parted into their separate bedrooms, Al, over the shoulder of Y/N winked at Carl who flushed furiously and began to dig in his pocket for the key to the room, he let himself in and then kept the door propped open with his foot for Y/N.

“Night Al!” She grinned and entered the room. “Thank you, Carl.” 

The pair took turns using the bathroom to get changed and brush their teeth and then Carl found that they were faced with the issue of the bed. They both stood side by side at the foot of the bed in silence before Y/N looked up to Carl.

“In you get!” She encouraged him. The pair both got into the bed, Carl laid as far as he could to the edge of the bed, giving her space as well as trying to avoid the fact he wanted to avoid the fact that he had feelings for her. 

Y/N switched the bedside lamp off and then glanced over to the youngest Wilson. She saw how far to the edge he was and how much space was inbetween them and she frowned. She wanted to be closer to him, so she spent a few minutes building her courage up before she scooted closer to Carl and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him into a hug from behind him. She nuzzled her face into the crook of his neck and sighed in contempt.

Carl froze, had imagined it or was Y/N, the girl he really liked, hugging him? Carl was so confused about they days’ events. First, she’d cluttered one of the beds so that they had to share, and now she was hugging him. It was all too much for the guitarist, he was really confused as to what was happening, was she doing it on purpose?

“Y/N?” Carl decided to brave. “Could you maybe not hug me, please? I’m sorry, I’m just not comfortable with it. I’m sorry. It’s just, I really dig you and I’m scared of having false hope of you liking me.” Y/N moved away from him, respecting him. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t meant to tell you.” Carl flushed, he was thankful it was dark. 

“Carl, I am so sorry for not respecting your personal space and boundaries. I did it because I had a sudden burst of confidence. I really, really like you. I wanted to get to know you better and stuff, but I was too scared.” Y/N admitted sheepishly.

“So your idea was to trash a bed and then try hug me?” Carl laughed making Y/N look down at her knees in embarrassment.

“Yeah, probably not my best move. I’m so sorry for having made you uncomfortable. I’ll go sort my things out now and move bed. I’m sorry.” Y/N began to get out of the bed but Carl put a hand on her shoulder to stop her.

“Hey, you don’t need to move. I’m happy for you to stay, now that we’ve cleared it all up. I-Are you sure you dig me? I mean, there are better choices out there, like my brothers for example.”

“Of course I dig you, don’t be ridiculous. Your brothers are groovy, but they aren’t as groovy as you are. I also don’t think I’d do what I’ve just done to Dennis, he’s gross.” Y/N laughed. “Anyway, I really like you. You’re really funny, you’re so kind, and you’re extremely talented. I think you’re really cute.” Y//N continued on, Carl once again was glad it was dark as he felt his face heat up.

“I-thank you Y/N. I can’t believe you like me too. Wait, does your brother know?” Carl asked.

“No. I don’t talk to Al about that sort of stuff.”

“Hm. Well, I suppose then he did it to fuck with me.”

“Did what?”

“Put us in a room together. Your brother knows I like you, he’s caught me looking at you multiple times and then confronted me about it.” Carl confessed.

“Wait, so do you think that he’s trying to encourage you to act on the fact you like me?” Y/N asked.

“I guess so. Earlier, he kept wiggling his eyebrows and winking at me. I guess he’s trying to play Cupid or some shit.” Carl said quietly. Y/N sighed.

“He’s a little shit.” 

“He is.” Carl agreed. “Hey, Y/N? Um, if it’s okay with you, may I possibly kiss you, please?” Carl decided he’d act while he had a bit of courage in him. He was scared that she’d say no and that he’d imagined her having told him that she liked him.

Carl never got a verbal answer as Y/N leant forward and gently pressed her lips to his. Carl’s hands moved to either side of her face, and her arms wrapped themselves around his neck. Carl deepened the kiss, then they pulled apart briefly to breathe before reconnecting their lips. 

When they pulled apart again, Carl laid back down, flat on his back this time, and then he pulled Y/N down so that her head was resting on his chest. Carl ran a hand through the girl’s hair. Y/N placed her arm over his abdomen and snuggled into him, breathing in as much of his scent as she could.

“You know, I think tomorrow we may have some spare time, if you’re up to it, I’d like to take you out on a date.” Carl whispered, wrapping an arm around her.

“I’d love that.” Y/N smiled into his chest, Carl pressed a small kiss to the top of her head, and they both drifted off to sleep grinning.

When Carl woke up the next morning, he had to double-check to make sure that he hadn’t dreamt the entirety of the previous day, he smiled when he saw Y/N in his arms still, she hadn’t woken up yet. He kissed the top of her head which caused her to stir slightly. When she woke up after a few moments, she looked up at Carl.

“Morning handsome.” Y/N pressed her lips against his neck, he blushed before moving slightly so that he could capture her lips with his.

“It’s early, shall we sneak out for breakfast? None of the boys will be awake yet. I don’t know about Bruce and Al, but I can tell you that Dennis and Mike will still be flat out.”  Carl said.

“Yeah, Al will still be asleep, the last time I woke him up at half six in the morning, he threatened me and used some extremely colourful language.” Y/N giggled.

“When was this?” Carl laughed.

“Yesterday when I had to wake him so we could get to the airport.”

“Oh wow. Anyway, are are you up for breakfast? It can be a first date if you want.” Carl hurriedly added the second part of his sentence, he didn’t want to push her, having woken up holding her and having kissed her was more than he ever expected.

“I’d love to!” Y/N exclaimed, the pair got up and got dressed. Y/N grabbed the map that Mike had handed to her the night before, Carl grabbed the key and then they left the hotel as quickly as they could.

“It says that there’s a little dine-in bakery about fifteen minutes from here, I don’t know what you think?” Y/N looked up from the map.

“I think that sounds great, lead the way!” Carl walked beside Y/N and followed her directions as she read from the map. They stopped abruptly when Y/N got confused at a direction as it was unclear on the map.

“Right, it has to be right- hey! What are you grinning at?” She asked, noticing that Carl was smiling goofily at her.

“Nothing! I-it’s just that you look really cute when you scrunch your nose up like that.” Carl blushed. Y/N blushed too and buried her face into the map so that he couldn’t see her. Carl shook his head affectionately at her and pulled the map down gently so that he could see her face. “Hey! It’s not a bad thing, it’s just really adorable.” 

They continued to walk and check the map to ensure they found their way and after a little while of walking and talking, they arrived. Y/N opened the door and they both walked in and got seated. Carl ordered them both croissants and coffees and then brought them over to the table they chose.

“Thank you.” Y/N took a bite of the croissant.

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After breakfast, they took a slow walk back to their hotel, Carl shyly slipped his hand into hers as they walked along, Y/N smiled to herself and squeezed his hand gently.

“Where have you two been?” Mike greeted the pair as they entered the hotel and found the boys in the lobby. “We’ve knocked on your door so many times, we thought you guys had just slept through.”

“Jeez, cool it, Mike. Your cousin and I just took a little walk and got some breakfast.” Y/N rolled her eyes at the singer.

“And didn’t think to inform anyone? What if something happened? Why would the two of you go out by yourselves?” Mike continued to blabber. Al raised his eyebrows questioningly at Carl who subtly nodded, Al grinned. Carl glanced at Y/N, unsure as to whether or not he should say anything, she nodded at him and smiled.

“Calm down, Mike. We went out just the two of us because I took her on a date, okay? I really like her and someone put us in a room together.” Carl gave Al a funny look. “Anyway, we, we talked last night and then we went on a date.” Carl pulled Y/N into a side hug.

“A date’s just a date, jeez. It’s not that important.” Mike rolled his eyes.

“Screw you Mike.” Dennis stood up. “Leave my little brother alone, he’s happy.”

“Thanks Denny.” Carl smiled. “Anyway, Y/N, I know we’ve only been on one date, but would you like to be my girlfriend? I really do like y-” Carl was cut off by Y/N  standing on her tiptoes and pressing a kiss to his lips which caused Al, Dennis, and Bruce to all whistle and cheer, disrupting everyone else in the lobby.

“Of course I’d like to be your girlfriend. I didn’t empty my entire suitcase onto one bed for no reason.” Y/N giggled.

“Oh yeah, that’s another thing Al, your sister is a little terror.” Carl laughed before he got pulled into another kiss by his bandmate’s sister.

“I really dig you, Carl.” Y/N whispered. 

“I really dig you too.”