#in this economy? smh

[mihai-florescu]

Was himeru always in my top 5 characters...?

[graaaaaayy]

will herondale, if you’re going to live in my head all the time, you might as well start paying rent.

[andi-o-geyser]

tragically, i find myself unable to cha cha cha in this economy

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Regressor FLOWEY headcanons!

-Involuntary and trauma regressor. Enough said.

-He cries a lot. He was an extremely sensitive child, and the extra things he’s gone through (and did himself) don’t make that better.

-It’s not so much regression as it is…acting his age? Flowey doesn’t really ‘act’ like a child at all. When he lets himself do so, he can be more tolerable and sweet. I guess he���s be closer to an age dreamer, then.

-But give him a pacifier and he will slip into a much younger headspace. We’re talking toddler to infant.

-Regression means he doesn’t have to think about RESETs or timelines or anything past the present moment, but he’s also a really big crybaby.

-His regression fluctuates a lot. He could switch from infant to little kid at the flip of a coin. It’s hard to track what headspace he’s fully immersed in.

-The only ‘gear’ he has is a pacifier Papyrus gave him one timeline (which he has subsequently stolen every other timeline). He cherishes it and panics when he loses it. It’s pastel orange with a red race car on the front.

-The only people he’s felt comfortable with were Papyrus, Sans (Papyrus left them alone together one time and they have actually formed positive bonds some timelines) and, later, Frisk (though that’s only on extremely rare occasions when neither of the skeletons are available).

-When he was alone, to shut down his regression - which was often confused with memories and sentimentality - Flowey would just…kill things until it went away.

-Either that, or shoot bullets at whatever he could find that wasn’t a monster.

-He hates when Toriel or Asgore try to do anything with him while he’s regressed. It’s partially because it brings back dangerous memories and partially because neither of them are what he needs or wants most days.

-He can be very quiet and shy one second or fussy and demanding the next. It really depends on who’s taking care of him.

-Can and has sobbed about multiple of his old genocide runs out of the blue.

-Regression is almost like traveling to the past for him, which has a 50/50 chance of ending horribly. He doesn’t understand where his older sibling is or why he’s not being called by his name some days, which freaks him out.

-He’ll respond to ‘Asriel’ absentmindedly.

-Regression is strange to him. It’s like reaching for a memory you know used to be there. He can act as lovey-dovey and sweet as when he was Asriel, but whether that’s genuine is debatable. After he gets back into a more sensible headspace, Flowey wonders about his lack of a SOUL every time. It feels genuine, sure, but why? Memories, going back to a time where he was happy, shouldn’t be enough to alter his physical state. He’s SOULless, and therefore can no longer do things like that properly.

-He has auditory processing disorder and prefers hiding under thick clothing like sweaters if he’s being carried around. It muffles noise.

-Papyrus is his main caregiver. Or Sans, if they’re on good enough terms.

-Flowey despises the very feeling of regression. Every. Time. It just makes him angry when he notices it. Asriel is dead, should be dead. So why is he still just some kid? Why does he still crave what he decided was meaningless RESETs ago?

-When Toriel was sleeping in the RUINS, he would pop out of the floorboards occasionally to watch her or, if he felt particularly uneasy, rest with her in bed.

-Asriel was an extreme people pleaser. He was taught to be kind, which led too often to him being a doormat. Regressed Flowey is similar, and won’t like outwardly saying what he needs.

-Sans once found out Flowey was Asriel one timeline and called him ‘little prince’ when the flower regressed at his house. Flowey has attempted to erase all remnants of that RESET to no avail.

-Sans will also call him little prince/prince by instinct, which Flowey feels mixed about.

-He loves coloring and plush toys. However, the sharp thorns on his vines makes crayons and stuffed animals difficult to grab without hurting them, so he…doesn’t get many opportunities.

-There are times where he regresses for a full day and does nothing but sleep. He’ll fall asleep in the patch of golden flowers and panic when he wakes back up.

-Papyrus understands that his friend doesn’t like being public with his thing-Sans-also-does (Sans is a flip but shh that’s another post), so he tries very hard to take care of Flowey privately when he can. When they were in Snowdin, Flowey would stay in Papyrus’ room.

-Only Papyrus, Frisk (and by extension Chara), and oddly enough Toriel consistently know he regresses. Others have forgotten across SAVEs.

[nyxypoo]

"i want takiishi" "we have takiishi at home"

takiishi at home:

oops too late

[sparklespectres]

Actually, the difference between the fears in TMA and the fears in TMAGP isn’t that they’ve manifested more as desires, they‘ve just changed from being an outside, god-like force/power into an unregulated man-made one. This is why there are so many incidents involving things that are much more socially constructed/human than natural (the entertainment industry/social media, gambling, debt/wealth, scientific experimentation, etc). What we’ve been perceiving as ‘desire’ is actually more of a desperation/greed for wealth, fame, power, reverence, etc. In this essay I will-

[inkmage13]

I just remembered that one episode of Doctor Who where like 10 young adults buy a creepy ass giant old house together because it's cheap and then proceed to be haunted by evil wood ghosts and I think one of them dies. So yeah in this economy that is the only way I can conceive of home ownership personally

[miusmusings]

[buddyhollyscurls]

I'm open on here about how I'm 32 and have never had a relationship before and I'm perfectly fine with that and am okay if I never do but a part of me feels like I should find someone to get into a contract marriage with just so we could possibly maybe like...... afford a house lmao

[acidrain39]

ngl i never really understood the concept of lingerie. like i guess its pijamas but sexy but… why even wear them if youre gonna be naked anyway???? im way too ace to get it i fear…

[tenaciouslyobsessed]

Slime's back to simpingg

He's BAACKKKK

/casually pours gasoline on you and puts you on fire/ slash affectionate

[cobaltfluff]

Me, making a purchase: ¥6000 😬

Me, after price conversion: £30 ☺️

[andi-o-geyser]

hey, sorry um. bad news i called the Kansas Regulatory Board on your boyfriend. yeah, the one who started dating you and is now taking you on a trip to Paris after spending over a year with you for individual treatment and then couples counselling with your ex-husband. i'm then going to personally throw a football at his head for being such a piece of shit therapist. sorry.

[girl-of-ink]

When you read a fic so ooc that you have to go back and reread your bookmarks to get the bad taste out of your mouth 😔😔😔

[phantomram-b00]

Would it be bad to say Garden from the Crane Wives is Aziracrow/Ineffable spouses coded?

(Like not sure how much but some of the lyric kinda give me Crowley/Aziraphale vibes)

^was able to find one for those who didn’t have Spotify ^v^

[hyacinth--girl]

Hey do any of u “””download””” make some noise and if so can you tell me if you’ve found episodes 9 and 10 of season 2. The usual sites have up to 8 and then 11 onwards but can’t for the life of my find those two and I just wanna see Brennan and Izzy in the same ep 🥺🥺😤😤😤😤