#in the show he was a monk

[jazz-downtown]

My husband and I were at a show that involved a very fit man taking all his clothes off, and hubby goes "Ugh finally normal sized cock, it's been so long since I've seen one"

Like, I know he claims I'm big, but I can't be that big right? He calls it "boyfriend dick" where it's just the right amount of big, not to much or to little?

Idk, which is best do you think?

[qpjianghu]

 “It’s not that you don’t forgive others... it’s that you refuse to forgive yourself.”

Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua - Mysterious Lotus Casebook, Ep. 40

[imperiuswrecked]

Mizrak: *gets stabbed* Mizrak: fuck im dying Olrox: not on my fucking watch you're not

[daisysplosion]

wtf ever. my xiaolin showdown au where its set in the late 2010s instead of the 2000s. aka basically my own version of xs idgaf

anyways . my designs for my self indulgent au... i luv how rai came out he's smug as fuuuuk. i'll explain their roles and changes in personality if u ask i suppose... (pleading emoji)

[starleska]

while i was away i picked a new show to try at random and oh gosh...Mr. Adrian Monk 🫠💖🫠💖 he is just so wonderful. one of the prettiest smiles i've ever seen. you could just drown in those eyes 🙈✨

[d13t0rt10n]

Jack: Can I take you all with me to my therapist?

The monks: ... What?

Jack: She is convinced I've made you all up.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

my WORD whats going on in THERE? points to adventure time

[icantalk710]

Tell me, what's...

Tell me, what's your favorite colour~

[toastingpencils37]

Ok, there's something about Ras ordering Cinder to kill the Cloud Monks that makes it feel darker than usual in Ninjago.

Of course, villains are always talking about killing the ninja, but that's just it. They're talking about killing the ninja.

And even when they talk about killing innocent people, there's something different about the way they say it and their body movements that make it feel a little less dark.

But with Ras telling Cinder to destroy the Cloud Kingdom, and by extension the Cloud Monks, he literally tells him "I said everything".

Plus, when Ras says this, for one, we see Cinder laugh and smile in a very devious way, and the Cloud Monks start whimpering in fear, unable to do anything to stop it at all, unlike other threatened characters who can somewhat fight, even if not that well.

[noomyguts]

half way through the vampire armand, and he loves love and god and family and the world, like can't emphasis enough how his love for others is repeated to be the direct connection to his humanity

hope nothing bad happens to rock the foundations of his very being

[lepospondyl]

eo ttrpg campaign im in is going well

[agentscamander-romanoff]

Headcanon:Danny Rand sometimes forgets he is a billionaire

[mr-stottlemonk]

stottlemeyer really upped his wooing game after season 4.

him: *holds monk's hand to help him down and constantly wraps an arm around his shoulder and hides heights from view and compliments him and tells him jokes and helps him calm down and tells him that what he does is like magic and 'you look really sharp in that uniform' and 'i won't allow that to happen again' AND THEN NOT TO BREAK HIS HEART AND CALLS HIM THE BEST-*

[seekers-who-are-lovers]

Did you miss Lord Natsuka as well?

“This is the strangest incident in Yamauchi's history. I have never heard of any creature but us taking human shape.” —Lord Natsuka, head of Clear Mirror Temple, Episode 15: The Girl Who Survived

[midnights-wish]

absolutely don't buy the reason sharona left :/

i mean i know the actress had her own reasons to leave, but i still think they could have written her out of the show a bit better; i don't believe one bit that she just went & remarried her crappy ex-husband. i woud have believed more if they had just said that she finally got sick & tired of him being so lazy with paying her -- since those were things she already complained about multiple times. she also threatened before a few times that she would quit. so i feel that would have been a much more fitting excuse for her sudden disappearence in monk's life :/

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

i have a teeny, tiny superiority complex because i didn’t watch the atla live action.