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Vaporwave* bathroom is still very much a WIP rn but I'm loving this mini-vibe
*with elements of synthwave, weebcore, yachtcore, & vacation dad (for any purists out there)
#i order from a.mazon abt 2x a year if that and i hope j*ff b*zos gets mauled by bears but when i tell you i got lost#in the 'instant gratification' sauce#the statue soap dispenser and toothbrush holder are all from the unholy realm of bezos#the fake plants were left behind by my bestie who just moved out#corvette was a barbie movie promo (aforementioned bestie and i went halvsies on it— they got the barbie)#hat and barometer etc were thrifted#fujiko was bought secondhand from one of those weeby mall stores#i had to buy that stupid crystal pepsi on ebay bc pepsi released a limited number of bottles as a promo and i didnt win their little contes#but i was DETERMINED to get one for my steam powered giraffe cosplay#and then they went and re-released crystal pepsi a few months later and i was SO MAD#so anyway that's a special prize mini bottle of crystal pepsie from their contest that i spent 30 american dollars on#because im a dumbass#oh the glass cup holding my makeup brushes came from an imports store in oregon#aaaaand the towel i bought secondhand at an obon festival. it's a japanese import.#more to come. more to come.#delphi washington
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"Patience is a virtue"
#I mutter to myself while resisting the urge to eat the meat sauce right out of the pot like the gremlin I am#I know it will be tastier if I can just wait for things to reduce down and the parmesian rind to work its magic#but instant gratification tho
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Being famous is always held up as an achievement that's not all it's cracked up to be. Think about that real hard. If that were true, then why do people try so hard to become famous? The only possible explanation is that the existing famous people are trying to cut down on the competition, discouraging you from becoming rich and powerful like them.
In the modern era, there are more ways than ever to become famous. Thanks to fancy new technologies, you can film yourself ranting about your current obsession from the front seat of your 2006 F-150 and receive instant gratification. Or not, as the case may be, but you got a lot of irons in the fire. Maybe this other marginalized group is the secret sauce to make real grievance numbers? Worth a shot. Keep on that grind.
Your one-in-a-million chance will arrive. Maybe, despite all your best efforts, you're not going to become famous for what you're really passionate about. Statistically, scientists say, your brush with the collective social consciousness of the entire human race will come from throwing up live on camera during a taping of Good Morning America where you forgot that you are actually allergic to lobster tails. Congrats, buddy, we always knew you had it in you to hit the big-time.
Thing is, once you've gotten there, what's next? Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame (because we're in the future,) but people are selfish. Greedy. They want sixteen minutes of fame, goddammit, and they're willing to do nearly anything in order to get it. As far as I can tell, there's only two paths out of this state, maybe three if you're willing to go wandering in the mountains and never return, but let's stick to the basics here.
The first "exit" you have from your waning fame is to become insufferable and ruin the lives of everyone around you. Burn the world down with you in it. Make them rue the day they ever gave you power, even if that "power" was largely illusory and consisted entirely of social leverage because people liked laughing at a 35-second YouTube video of you embarrassing yourself in public.
Didn't like that one? Neither do I. So we're onto option two: the comic convention circuit. You'll travel across the world, signing autographs for people who dimly remember your guest spot on an episode of Hoarders X. It doesn't pay well, but it does something more important. Like a fibreglass splinter in a finger, society will continue to throb painfully around you, but unable to dispose of you, with the eventual reward being that your demise will be met with "they were still alive?" on the lips of everyone who was once vaguely aware of your existence. And that's how you win at being human.
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Superhero to Superslob - pt 3
two stories in one day wow
Honestly I would have just combined parts two and three but I wanted them separate.
Synopsis: Jupiter is now well and truly a slob and it doesn't look like he'll be going back anytime soon...
"Ugh…" Justin sighed, looking into the mirror. "What's happened to me?" It had been, what? two weeks? since his last fight with Corruptor and so he hadn't had any reason to wear his supersuit. But lately, Justin had been noticing some… unexpected changes. His pants had started to get a bit tight and his shirts were starting to rise up to reveal a mound of fat that had formed over his six pack. Now, he was standing in front of the mirror, in his supersuit, trying to see if the changes were really that noticeable. They were. Supersuits don't leave a lot to the imagination. He ran a hand along the curve of his belly, feeling the bulge beneath the thin, silky fabric of the supersuit. It wasn't a lot of fat, but for someone who took great pride in his fitness, it was a shock. And yet… for some reason, he didn't feel quite as disgusted with himself as he expected. He quickly pulled his hand away and shook his head. No, he needed to focus. Who'd ever heard of an overweight superhero?
He went to the kitchen and took in the slowly accumulating piles of empty take away boxes. He'd been developing an insatiable craving for all things salty, fatty and sweet. Plus, he was struggling to find the energy to put in the effort to cook proper meals, and buying take away or junk food was just so much easier. His stomach growled. I can start dieting tomorrow, he reasoned, going to the fridge. I mean, it's not like I'll get rid of this gut in a day, so what's one more or one less in the grand scheme of things? He pulled out a frozen lasagna from the freezer and grabbed a bottle of beer left out on the counter. With his superstrong teeth, he bit off the cap and spat it onto the floor where it joined other rubbish he'd let build up. Justin's motivation to clean had taken a nosedive lately, but focused on sating his hunger, he paid the mess no mind. He plopped down on the couch and, focusing on his frozen pasta, he used his heat vision to warm it up. Soon the scent of baked pasta and golden brown cheese wafted through the apartment. He went to take a sip of beer and frowned. "Gah, it's warm. I should've remembered to put it in the fridge." Justin inhaled and blew gently on the glass bottle, his freeze breath chilling it to the perfect temperature. He dub into his meal, enjoying the feeling of the greasy carbs as they settled in his stomach. He took a swig of beer to wash it down and let out a burp:
"BOOOOOAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP!"
Being a superhero, Justin's belches were naturally amplified. He chuckled to himself and patted his stomach. "I'll scare the neighbours if I'm not careful." He continued to shovel down lasagna, wiping his sauce-covered fingers on his supersuit and using his cape as a napkin. When he was done, he simply tossed the tray aside and lay down on the couch. His gut bloated with pasta and beer, Justin noticed the bottom of his belly peeking out from under his supersuit's top. "Boy, I really packed that away," he smiled. "I guess being a superhero means I've got supersized stomach capacity." He brushed his fingers along the slither of uncovered skin, feeling oddly proud of himself.
Meanwhile, at the junkyard, the Corruptor and Glob watched on their monitor. "It's working!" the Corruptor cheered. "Look at him! He's becoming a fat slob!" "This seems to be confirming my theory," Glob jotted down some notes. "You see, my preliminary tests had suggested the ray might have a mental effect on the victim." "A mental effect? I thought it just weakened Jupiter?" "Yes, but it also weakens his mental strength, his ability to resist temptation. It seems it's reducing his ability to make good judgements when one of the options gives instant gratification and the other requires hard work." "What does that mean for us?" Glob smirked. "I think it means pretty soon, he'll start to enjoy being a lazy slob so much that he won't be able to stop himself." She looked at the monitor and saw Justin reach out for a pack of lollies which he proceeded to pour down his gullet. "Maybe it's already too late for him… Shall we start the ambush soon?" "No, no…" the Corruptor said, rubbing his chin pensively as he watched Justin make a pig of himself. "I was impatient before, but watching what we've achieved, I wonder if perhaps we had the wrong tactic. It seems we might not even need to strike." "We won't?" The Corruptor grinned. "No. I think Jupiter might bring about his own demise all on his own…"
#I try to avoid posting a lot in one day to avoid inundating people with chapters#and it gives expectations that I'll write a lot more than I can hanndle#but yeah this was just to get a nice 'chapter' split#also I felt bad that the previous part wasn't really slobby#and neither was pt 1 so you guys get this as a bonus today#slob#weight gain#my writing#burping
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@danversiism
âťť Alright, Sparkle, when I said the most heartburn-inducing, I meant it. âťž He gesture with a wave of the pack of heartburn tablets, but this was guaranteed to forget your problems (food coma was not a problem in his dictionary). âťť If you really wanna challenge your gut, you add hot sauce and instant gratification and better regrets to have. âťž
#danversiism#he comes with the greasiest fries you could ever hope for#[ VERSE; star trek ] Space the final frontier these are the voyages of Clint Barton boldly going to get my life on track#[ DYN; danversiism ] We ain't perfect we get on each other's nerves yet end of the day there is no one better I'd chose to be my sister
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advice for letting go of addiction to junk food? /:
I find that attachment to junk food is often due in part to not really ever falling in love with nourishing whole food ingredients. You're only gonna ever find joy in turning away from junk food when you're just as, or more, attracted to the whole food alternatives you're giving yourself. It shouldn't be about punishment or self-denial. It's about satisfaction, excitement, and self-love. Don't beat yourself up about your current situation. Simply, step forward into this new journey with patience & self-compassion.
đź’šSo, first things first is really developing a longgg list of whole foods that you enjoy. Different fruits, vegetables, grains, beans, seaweeds, foraged plants, seeds, nuts, herbs & spices, and so on. I recommend mostly purchasing what's in season (the taste, texture, and price points tend to be way better!), and visiting farmer's markets when possible (in my state, they take food stamps and have tons of discounts, to make the produce more accessible to all. I hope it's similar where you are). You may have to do some learning about how to identify fresh & ripe produce, determine how to identify good quality, comparing the tastes depending on food preparation methods (boiled vs roasted vs fresh vs pickled), and little things like that. Don't be afraid to try new things. You will likely find that you grow to like things you would've formerly disliked.
đź’šNext is to get into finding alternatives for your previous favorites. Especially snacks or quick meals. So, let's say that you are super into potato chips and instant noodles...swap that for homemade chips or wedges (you can make them in the microwave, air fryer, or oven - with little to no oil) & a simple noodle soup (packed with herbs, some miso and/or seaweed, a few veggies of your choice, and anything else you might like).
đź’šIt's critical as well to really develop a rolling menu of recipes to make yourself. Your meals don't have to be complex or take ages (something like a taco bowl is great). Focus on simple but flavor-filled meals by highlighting the fresh flavors and spices, and by creating a well-rounded flavor profile in your dishes (for savory dishes: umami/salty + sour + sweet + optionally herby, spicy, and/or bitter). An accent flavor (or something to make the dish pop) is also great, such as citrus zest, liquid aminos, coconut, paprika, sesame seeds, green onion. Have ideas for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, desserts, sauces & dressings, drinks, and snacks & dips.
đź’šNotice keenly how much better you feel when you reduce the junk food. Choose that good feeling over some really short-lived gratification. Notice, too, how poorly junk food can leave you feeling.
đź’šLearn to journal or tap into a hobby when your emotions get high and you want something unhealthy to "drown out your feelings." It's not about the fact that those foods aren't great for you. It's about paying attention to your feelings instead of stuffing them away.
đź’šEliminate the misconception that it's cheaper eating junk food. You're less likely to feel the natural satiation point when you're eating low nourishment foods, so overeating is quite normal when you eat lots of processed foods. Also, the processing of such foods often is less kind on the earth compared to whole plant foods. So, it's expensive in that larger scale too. And you just aren't your best self - less energy, motivation, and stuff are likely when junk food is your primary fuel. The most affordable foods worldwide are typically satiating whole plant foods (grains, legumes, potatoes, etc).
đź’šDon't keep junk food around all the time. It turns into an 'out of sight, out of mind' thing.
đź’šChange the way you grocery shop. Spend time in the produce section especially. Always leave with things like greens, seasonal fruit, frozen fruit/veg, root veggies, etc. Discover which stores have the best options and actually stock quality produce. Wholesalers/big box stores & ethnic markets tend to do pretty good.
đź’šCreate new habits. When you get home from work, you might be used to eating a certain snack. Interrupt that habit with a new one.
đź’šStay hydrated. Water-rich produce (like cucumbers, oranges, leafy greens, berries) and drinking water can both help. Sometimes, we seek food when we're actually thirsty.
đź’šStart your days on a good note with fresh flavors. I recommend fruit for the sweetness and energy. And make sure your meals are satisfying and nutrient-dense, so you aren't starving and looking for energy drinks or anything an hour later.
đź’šDon't be all-or-nothing in your approach. This helps you to avoid that punishment mindset. It's just about choosing the food that really makes you feel good and happy and content.
đź’šTry out flavors from around the world. Get into ingredients and flavor profiles you've been missing out on. For example, rosewater, tomatillos, various mushrooms, berbere spice, different curries, dragonfruit, pandan. I just love traveling via my plates. It's an easy way to romanticize your life.
đź’šLearn to make a good, hearty, interesting salad. Smoothie bowls are a good thing to learn too. These are low-effort meals that are great when the weather is hot, you're busy, and/or your energy is low.
đź’šGet into making your own condiments. These can add an extra kick of flavor and interest for your dishes. For example, herb infused vinegars and oils, hot sauce, pickled veggies, rich sauces, etc.
đź’šAvoid food waste. Often when people are trying to eat better, the produce they purchase often goes bad before they can incorporate it into meals. Store items properly to extend their shelf life. Buy some fruit somewhat underripe (if they're a kind that ripens off the tree). Freeze things before they can go bad. Make soup broths, pickles, kimchi, jams, sauces, etc. Make meals around what is ready to be used. Also, don't be overly adventurous and buy too many unfamiliar ingredients at once.
đź’šAnd I'll end on an unexpected one. Spend more time outside in nature. You are typically become appreciative all those colors and scents and intrigue in simple/slow food meals when you do.
I wish you the best & I apologize for taking a while to respond.
Lili
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December update:
I have enough works in my backlog that I’ll be able to post at least one story/chapter once a week this month, moving into January, which is huge. I’ve been wanting to start posting consistently and steadily and training myself to not seek out instant gratification (it’s hard).
I’m working on the kiss prompt responses. The majority are done, and will be posted in the schedule. A few of them became a little longer than just a drabble.
I have several one shots I’ll be posting. A few Saga/Casey, a few Alan/Casey, and of course, a few Trench/Darling pieces. Very excited to share all of them!!
I met my writing goal for the year, but I still want to keep up the momentum. I’m deep in the Alan Wake and Control sauce, so expect to see more works in those fandoms. I especially want to write some holiday oriented fics for those pairings I listed!
Just wanted to say thank you again to those who have read and commented on my works. For all the support. This year has been a positive one for me and writing, and I genuinely mean it when I say it’s been so much fun getting to know people in these fandoms. I’m glad to be back on tumblr and interacting with people who have The Brainworms(TM) about this stuff.
Hoping to end the year on a high note. I wish everyone a warm, calm, safe December. May you complete your goals too. I believe in you!!!
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Weremayhem: Song of Beasts. Ch 34: Panic of Feline
 Xavier left the Shack a few minutes after meeting his older brother, Teeth. He huffs as he drives back to his hotel. The ginger haired male rubbed his goatee to try calming himself down. Xavier wishes for his wife, Ruby to be here and tell him that things are fine.Â
“Am I….being harsh on him?” he asked himself. The ginger haired male quickly shakes his head.Â
“No! I’m not. He deserves it!” Xavier said to himself as he pulled into the hotel parking lot.Â
Back at the shack and in the basement, the Mayhem were checking their phones out. “Hey” said Dr. Teeth to his bandmates.Â
“Talk about a revelation of momentous proportions” he added with a smile.Â
“We twittered once, and now the world’s twittering back.” said the doc. The band agrees.Â
“The instant gratification is a hit of sheer dopamine surging through my cranium. I am sold” replied Floyd. Lips mumbles.Â
“Don’t be,” said Moog as he walked over to the band with a worried look on his face as he held a sleeping Annie in his arms.Â
“The Mayhem doesn’t tweet their fans online,” he added.Â
“You meet your fans in real life and befriend them,” said the black haired male.Â
“And tell them the very intimate details of your personal life,” he added.Â
“But, like, now, we’re socially connecting with, like, way more people” replied Janice.Â
“It’s like a virtual Woodstock,” she added.Â
“Yep, except maybe this time we remember it” replied Floyd Pepper with a laugh. The whole back starts to laugh with the red haired male.Â
“Wow. For sure” replied the blonde female.Â
“Ooh! Lookie here” said the good doctor as he showed Floyd his phone.Â
“Miss Taylor Swift and that Justin Bieber kid just followed us,” he added.Â
“Oh, Beyonce and Gaga just tweeted, Whaddup?” replied the red haired male.Â
“And Jack Harlow just, like, slid into my DMs” replied Jancie.Â
“Don’t know what that means,” replied Floyd Pepper.Â
“You know, It’d be most disrespectful not to respond to them all” said Dr. Teeth.Â
“Agreed” replied Floyd. The trumpet player and saxophonist both nod their heads.Â
“How’s about something like” he started to say before typing.Â
“To our fellow music makers, you’re all absotively tremendulous.” The doc type.Â
“Right on” said the red haired male.Â
“You are all truly talenticious, with stupendorous fans” the good doctor added.Â
“Love it” said Floyd Pepper.Â
“And send” said the ginger haired male. He sent the tweet.Â
Hours later, they were all in Penny’s office. She had her computer turn to the group. It shows Teeth’s tweet. It said “ To our fellow music makers. You’re absolutely terrible. You are all truly talentless with stupid fans.”Â
The tweet wasn’t what Dr. Teeth wanted to write. “This is your idea of good publicity?” asked Mrs. Waxman with a scowl on her face.Â
“Now, to be clear, the phone tarnishified my beauteous words for some strangestical reason” replied the doc.Â
“It’s because your words aren’t actual words” replied Nora.Â
“The what?” asked Lips.Â
“Yeah, they were autocorrected,” replied Moog.Â
“Who is this smart guy and why is he talking to me?” asked the pink haired female, her voice tone sound upset.Â
“Now, I’m even more aggravated” she added as she added hot sauce to her sandwich.Â
“Don’t be, okay? I will figure out a way to fix this” replied Label Lady.Â
“Yeah, while you’re at it, I’m out of Satan’s Blow Out sauce. So you can fix that too” replied Penny Waxman.Â
“The hotter, the better,” she added. The good doctor shake his head and let out a “Phew”Â
On the way back to the Shack, Nora is upset with the tweet. “This is craziness” said Moog.Â
“With one tweet. You started beef with all of music” he added.Â
“No beef, please. My vegan belly rejects all bovine” replied Janice.Â
“Yeah, we don’t beef with nobody” replied Floyd.Â
“Well, except that one band from River Bottom,” he added.Â
“Yeah, they were a nightmare” replied Teeth.Â
“So, when do I get my photos?” asked Zoot as he turned to Label Lady.Â
“Okay, one thing at a time. Okay? First, damage control” said the black haired female.Â
“I’m sure JJ’s got a way to fix this whole mess,” she added.Â
As they drive through town, suddenly a purple vehicle brakes in front of them. “Hey, now!” said the doc. A green car and a reddish orange jeep pulled up on each side of the van. People in the vehicles can be heard yelling at the mayhem, angrily. A yellow car with black stripes on the hood of it pulled up behind the van.Â
The van was square in. Nowhere to run, no exit for them.Â
“What’s happening?” asked Nora in a panic tone.Â
“Trouble,” replied Moog with wide eyes. The people start to exit their cars.Â
Out of the red jeep were a bunch of girls. “Are those Taylor Swift fans?” asked Label Lady.Â
“And our vengeance shall be swift” said the leader of the group.Â
Dr. Teeth start to stammering and look very panicked. “Why are they doing that?” he asked. The ginger haired male could feel his heart beating faster. His body felt the signs of danger. His pupils quickly change to those of felines.Â
“Okay, teeth. Get us out of here!” said Nora in a panic tone of voice.Â
“Behind us!” said Janice. The doors to the yellow car opens and a group of women in black leather outfits exit it.Â
“You come for our queen, Beyonce. You’re gonna get stung” said the leader of the Beyonce fans.Â
“Oh man, we got the BeyHive in the back and the Beliebers in the front, y’all” said Moog in a fear filled tone.Â
Out of the purple car, the Beliebers exit it. “You better belieb it’s go time, '' said the leader with her arms crossed.Â
“Seems we’ve been emboxified in” said the good doctor. Floyd looked at Teeth and noticed the doc’s eyes were slowly getting more yellow. This isn't good. They need to leave or otherwise, a oversized feline looking beast be rampaging through town.Â
“Oh, my Gaga! It’s the Little Monsters!” said the black haired male. Out of the green car, the group of the fans exit.Â
“Mayhem, come out to play,” said the leader in a creepy tone of voice. The mayhem starts to panic.Â
“It’s too late now to say sorry!” said the leader of the Beliebers as they all started to attack the van. The groups all try to get into the van or destroy it.Â
“What do they want from us?” asked Nora in a fear filled tone.Â
“Vengeance” replied Moog. “Look, as a superfan myself, I know how it works,” he added.Â
“You cold diss their leader, you cold diss them all” said the black haired male.Â
“But how do they even know where to find us?” asked Jancie in a panic tone.Â
“It’s the phones, man! I told you they track us!” replied Floyd as he turned to Janice for a second. In the corner of his eyes, he noticed Teeth’s face was…changing with each quick breath.Â
“Yeah. It’s okay. Just everybody calm down!” said Label Lady in a panic tone.Â
Suddenly hands come through the window on top of the van’s roof and grab Lips. The trumpet player starts to panic as he tries to get out of the grips of the hands. The blonde male was pulled out from the window.Â
“They got Lips!” said Janice.Â
“Bring him back!” yelled Moog.Â
Teeth’s breathing was getting heavy. Sounds of clothes ripping filled the van. A wave of fear wash over everyone. The doc’s face was a mix of his face and his wereform face. His hair was slowly melting into his skin to form fur. The nails on his fingers had turned into claws.Â
Zoot quickly grabbed some spare chain they have for Animal and crawled to the front. He quickly ties the chain around Teeth’s neck which the good doctor didn’t even notice. The dark blue haired male knows what will happen next.Â
Suddenly the passenger door to the van was ripped off. “They got the door!” yelled Dr. Teeth, his voice was deep and sounded like it is in panic.Â
“Oh my God!” yelled the mayhem fan as fear filled his body. The group of fans grabbed Floyd Pepper.Â
“Oh no! They got me!” yelled the red haired male in fear. The band screams in fear. As the fans try to get the other members.Â
Something suddenly busted through the roof of the van and the sound of the purple car being thrown on its side filled the air. The fans that were attacking quickly looked but it was gone. They continue to attack the van while the rest of the band try to fight them off.Â
The thing that busted through the van was…Dr. Teeth in his wereblood form. The beast was running like a cheetah through the town and onto the big road. Zoot was holding for dear life on the back of the doc. He had a death grip on the chain and on the back of the feline. The saxophonist tried to move Teeth to run to the Shack.Â
It wasn’t working. Zoot sat up like he was riding a horse. He looked at the sides of Teeth and gulped. “I’m sorry, love but I have to” the dark blue haired male said before using the heels of his dress shoes to kick the sides of Teeth. Hitting the feline on his stomach.Â
The pupils of the beast grow small as it changes directions to the Shack. Zoot used the chain to lead the feline.Â
Teeth was panting as he ran on all fours. The white vest he was wearing had been ripped in half and flew off his moving body. His rainbow color shirt with designs all over it was hanging on his huge body for dear life like Zoot. The beast’s claws hit the concrete roads as he speeds past cars and bikes. There were some tears in his eyes as he ran like the wind.Â
The pants that the doc was wearing was ripped but still on him, same with his black boxers. The shoes were destroyed and left in the van.Â
The saxophonist holds on and keeps the feline on the track to the Shack. The feline kept running and jumping over things as they got closer to the Shack.Â
#the muppets#weremayhemau#muppet mayhem#dr teeth and the electric mayhem#dr teeth#lips muppet#zoot muppet#floyd pepper#animal muppet#janice muppets#nora singh#moog muppet mayhem#Xavier Teeth
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Demystifying PPC: A Beginner’s Guide to Pay-Per-Click Advertising
Hey there It’s your digital marketing agency in dwarka, Vrankup! let’s dive into the world of PPC, or Pay-Per-Click, advertising. It’s like this magic trick in the digital marketing world that can seriously boost your business.
Alright, so here is this thing, imagine you’re playing the game and instead earning points doing task, you could just by them. That’s kind of how ppc works. you get paid every time someone clicks on your ad.
Now, The first thing you have to do is picking the right keyword. These are like the secret codes that lead folks to your ad. Let’s say you’re running a yoga studio. You’d want keywords like “yoga classes near me” or “beginner yoga sessions.” You catch my drift?
Next up, there’s this epic showdown called the ad auction. It’s where all the magic happens. When someone punches in a search on Google, for instance, it triggers a race. Advertisers throw their hats into the ring, but only a few will come out victorious. It’s like a digital gladiator match, but instead of swords, it’s all about keywords, bids, and ad quality.
Once the dust settles, the winners get their ads on the coveted spots of the search engine results page. It’s like claiming a prime spot in a busy marketplace. where you will decide what are their worth
Now, let’s talk About ad There are different styles you can rock. Text ads are like the OGs – clean, simple, and straight to the point. They’ve got a headline, a snappy description, and a link to your website. It’s like a mini billboard for the digital age.
Then, you’ve got display ads. These are the flashy ones with images or even videos. They pop up on websites or social media feeds. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but for your brand.
Video ads are where you can really show off. They play before, during, or after videos on platforms like YouTube. It’s like having your own TV commercial, but without the super expensive airtime.
And let’s not forget shopping ads. These are a blessing for online stores. They showcase your products with prices and images, making it easy for shoppers to click and buy.
How much does this party cost? Well, that’s where Cost Per Click (CPC) comes in. It’s like the cover charge for each click. The amount depends on a bunch of things – how competitive your keywords are, how good your ad is, and how much you’re willing to bid.
But here’s the secret sauce: ad quality and relevance. The better your ad copy, the less you’ll pay per click. Plus, it means your ad will get primo placement.
So why should you jump on the PPC bandwagon? First off, it’s like a sniper shot for targeting. You can aim your ads at specific keywords, locations, and even user behavior. No more throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks.
Plus, the results are like a report card on steroids. You can track clicks, conversions, and a bunch of other nifty metrics.
And you know the best part?
It’s like instant gratification. Unlike waiting for organic search results to kick in, PPC gets your ad out there pronto. As soon as your campaign come into action, you’re in the game.
ohh, did You decide how much you wanna spend? Set a daily or monthly limit, and you won’t break the bank. It’s like having your own financial guardian angel.
In a nutshell, PPC is like having a magic wand for your online presence So, if you’re not already on the PPC train, it might be time to hop on board!
Catch you later,
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Happy Yule from me, here is a Christmas present to you, my friend! I hope the holidays are wonderful for you and you get plenty of time to rest and have fun this season. Normally I bake things for people during the season, but since I obvs cant for you, I've included a recipe I use when I'm low energy but want something nice.
(Note: I use a holiday in this called Candle Nights. Candle Nights is a winter celebratory holiday meant for everyone of all denominations.)
Enjoy the story, it's called "Make The Yuletide Gay".
- đź“ť Nonnie
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"-and normally I would totally bring just like, some chips or order us all pizzas, but this year Mikey wants to do something different, and like, wants us all to make something. Like, MAKE make it. Which I guess works for everyone else but like…"
"You hate cooking." You stated bluntly. "Probably because you hate how tedious it is sometimes and lack patience because you prefer instant gratification. Which is utterly fair, it takes a lot of effort and time to cook sometimes."Â
You stirred your peppermint mocha with a homemade vanilla biscotti while Leonardo pointedly sipped his sugar cookie latte, not looking at you. The two of you sat in your small dining room, the coffees picked by you when he claimed to be having an emergency and needed your help.
You think he would make up every excuse in the world to come visit you, honestly, but you didn't need them. He was welcome any time. Even though he could just portal chop his way in, you always left the window unlocked for him.
"Okay, so, maybe. Yeah. Anyways, I was like, sure, y'know? But then Mikey I guess remembered that I have a shakey history with cooking and he was like 'Oh uh you're fine to just help clean or something.'," Leo crossed his arms while ranting.Â
"-...Which like Ow but fair but then Fivehead had to go and say he didn't want food poisoning like when we held Candle Nights like 3 years ago from my cooking, which like??? It's been three years, get over it?" He rolled his eyes, fiddling with and idly braiding his mask tails like hair. "Still, I was like 'what no I am SO gonna make something shut up' and Don said it would be inedible and all this is to say please please PLEASE help me make something for the dinner I want to prove I can cook."
He was actively now on his knees begging you, hands grabbing your pant leg as he gave the biggest puppy dog eyes he could.
"But you objectively hate it." You pointed out calmly. "Come on, don't dirty your knees like that, get up.
Leonardo whined and stuffed a biscotti in his mouth, flopping backwards against your armchair while throwing his hands in the air. "I KNOW!! I mean, I'm getting better, but fruit salad and scrambled eggs on toast won't cut it."
"I like your scrambled eggs. Especially now that you learned how seasoning works. You make them spicy without just drowning them in Louisiana hot sauce." You took a long sip of your coffee.
"I just..! I dunno. I gotta show them I can do this!! Besides, I kinda…really want to make something, y'know? Not just to make Dee 'Eateth Thy Words' but…I don't know…"
"It would be nice to have them appreciate something you made for them to enjoy?" Plucking up a cookie, you snacked while listening.Â
"Yes!!" the terrapin snapped his fingers and pointed at you. "Nailed it!! Jupiter Jim's got nothing on your brains, babycakes!!"
That made you roll your eyes before you nibbled on the pastry in hand. "So, why come to me?"
The slider sat up more, giving you a look before motioning to your cookies that you had laid out for the talk. Thumbprint with homemade orange marmalade.
"I don't just call you babycakes because you have some nice buns."
"Fair, fair," you shrugged, "I suppose I could teach you, but…"
"But..?"
Your eyes trailed over to your kitchen, pondering. "What course are you doing?" You hope it wasn't the main dish. You don't have any whole chickens or, like, a pot roast. Or the time to get it, prepare and cook one.
"Wellll…Mikey wanted appetizers, Donatello is working on greens, Raph has sides, Pops has the main course, and April demanded to do her pumpkin carrot ginger soup. So I got left with dessert. Mikey was gonna do it too but I sorta…strong armed him to at least get that."
You thought quietly for a moment before getting up. "You listen to my instructions, and follow them well, okay? When are you holding it?"
"...in like three hours…"
You turned and narrowed your eyes. "Grab an apron and wash your hands with hot water up to your elbows. We're making a Cheater Cherry Chocolate Cake."
Your boyfriend saluted you before scurrying to do just that.
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"Okay, so, what all do we need? Flour, cocoa…sugar…ugh, it's gonna suck measuring all this…"
You huffed and scooted the red eared slider out of your way and closed the cabinet he was staring into with disdain. "Yeah. Which is why we won't."
The terrapin watched you walk over to the pantry and open it, rooting in the storage before a few things were tossed his way, making him juggle the objects and set them on the counter before looking at what he caught.
"Wait…Box mix? No, Angelo will taste it-"
"Oh, no he won't," you grumbled, "no one ever really does, and they tend to prefer it, taste wise. Besides, that is the exact base used in the nicest bakeries of New York. They all do it, it's dumb to think it's inferior. It's a nice three dollar box mix compared to the 20-ish dollars worth of groceries you won't use regularly. And anyways," you shrugged, "this takes the tedium out of it all. I'm gonna teach you how to make a cake you won't feel is a hassle, then you can make it whenever."
The ninja's eyes widened a bit, staring at you full of wonder and warmth. "I love you."
"You don't get one back until you have this cake in the oven." You snapped your fingers twice and pointed to the box. "Go on, get the mix and pour it in the bowl. I'll grab what we need from the fridge. I'll instruct and get stuff but I'm not touching the cake so you can make it all by yourself for bragging rights."
Quickly he did as asked before looking at the back. "Follow along with the box, right? I need oil, water-"
"Mh? Oh no. Fuck that." You walked over with milk, butter and eggs. "Equal amounts of melted butter to oil. The sticks are pre-marked, so since that says a third cup of oil, do butter and pop it in the microwave for like, 10 second intervals until it's liquid gold."
Leo snorted and did as you said, pulling out the melted butter not long after and setting it aside, waiting for your instructions.
"Nice. Don't pour it in yet, it has to be done a certain way. Now, instead of a cup of water we use milk, and then whatever number of eggs are said on the box, we add one more. Set 'em aside and put the cold stuffs back. I'll grab our secret ingredient."
You meandered over to a cupboard over your coffee maker and began to rifle through.
"What is it? Tomato soup or something?"
"Eh, no. Not for this. You can, but sometimes the soups are seasoned so you gotta watch out for it and it's easier to use pureed tomatoes or just straight up juice. In any matter, no. It'll add more steps and then it's something you might not have anyway. Besides, there's a whole curdling issue and we don't want to mess with it and it's barely a secret if it's everywhere on TikTok. But!-" you leaned back, "I have an easier one for you."
The turtle watched as you grabbed two containers and walked over, setting one in front of him. "...Espresso powder?"
"Yup. One tablespoon and it kicks up the chocolate flavor like nuts. But, y'know, it's hella expensive and hard to get sometimes."
Your boyfriend winced and nodded.
"Wanna know what's infinitely cheaper, easier to get, and you have at the lair?"
"What?"
You set a small jar of instant coffee powder on top of the espresso. "It works just the same. One tablespoon, and it's basically just as good. Go ahead and toss that into the drys and mix."
After that, you greased the pan and checked to make sure the oven was preheated, "to whatever temp the box says," you instructed. Then you put the bowl in your stand mixer, watching as Leonardo first added the butter, waited a moment, then slowly poured the milk in thirds. Finally, he added each egg one at a time and let it run for twenty seconds before stopping.
"That's kinda…soupy."
"Yeah, you gotta trust the process. Mixing it more makes it more dense. Activates the glutens." You set two cans of cherry pie mix on the counter. "Now, dump those right in the pan. Mine is bigger, but it basically is just however much will cover the bottom of your baking pan. I just know that mine takes two."
After the filling coated the bottom and the cans scraped for excess goo, Leo poured in the mix and then threw it in the oven, setting the timer and looking to you for more instructions.
You shrugged. "Yeah that's it. If it were a tomato cake I'd start us on a frosting, but we don't need it with that because of the cherries. If you wanna make it pretty though, we can use powdered sugar on top once it's cooled. You can even make shapes with paper and make designs or patterns, but it's not necessary. Just let it bake until you can put a toothpick in and no batter sticks."
The ninja nodded and studied the oven for a moment, before his eyes widened.
"Holy shit. I just made a cake."
You snorted. "Yeah. Easy, right?"
"I. Geez. I don't feel annoyed or like my brain is melting."
"Good. That tells me it's not got so many steps that it drives you up a wall."
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The mutant slowly smiled and cupped your cheeks, nuzzling your nose a bit in a cute way. "YOU… are the best date mate ever. Have I told you that?"
"No, but you can continue to do so while we dance to whatever that song is you've been looping this week and wait on this cake."
Your nose scrunched as he tugged you down into a quick kiss, muttering "It's Yellow Hearts by Ant Sanders" against your lips before pressing play on his phone and pulling you into a breezy, swirling dance.
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"Thanks again baby."
You leaned against the counter, drying the mixing bowl and putting it up and away.
"Honestly it's no problem. I'll teach you how to make marmalade next time." You gave a small smile as Leo pecked you on the cheek goodbye, katanas already making a portal back to the lair. "Remember not to mess with it too much 'til dessert time. It should be cooled by then."
"Gotcha. You sure you…don't wanna come? I know April would be happy to see another human and Raph probably would like to talk to you about your little kaiju plushies."
You shook your head. "My grans are supposed to be back soon from their visit with my cousins soon. Should be like, in another hour. We'll probably get pasta somewhere knowing them. Now, go on, you still have to get all dressed up nice."
"Can I borrow one of your cool fancy looking shirts?"
"No. The last time you borrowed a shirt I got it back with a big rip down the side."
"Please? Pretty pretty please from the most incredible datemate ever??"
"...fine."
Leon fistpumped. "Awesome, I already stole one while you were doing the dishes. Alright, well, you're welcome whenever. Just say the word and your brave hero will come to your rescue~"Â
You hummed at his preening. "Oh, thank you. My brave champion."
Your pet name made the terrapin flush and fiddle with his fingers a bit before giving a final, shy peck goodbye and leaving through the mystic gateway. You waved him off the whole time, and when he was gone, you sighed, a soft smile tugging at your lips. You began removing your apron, hanging it up before adjusting your poet blouse and heading to the living room to wait.
Your grandparents had gone on a vacation to visit your aunt and cousins in another country, and had been gone now for two weeks. You hadn't heard from them today, but, they were bad with tech and it wasn't surprising. Idly you yawned and turned on youtube, putting some toy refurbishment video on as background noise for the very quiet apartment.
One video became two, which became three, and then five. It was now very dark out, and you were still alone. Though, you WERE still texting Leon.
<Champ: Still nothing? Really?>
<Cutie Pie: Nothing. Dead quiet. Kinda freaking me out.>
<Cutie Pie: Candle Nights dinner going good?>
<Champ: NO. We're about to start. The dishes never got done because it basically got forgotten so it's been delayed and we're all getting a bit hangry.>
<Cutie Pie: Damn im sorry babes.>
Your phone began buzzing and you jolted, answering quickly. You were greeted by the voice of your grandfather, and after exhanging pleasantries, he got down to brass tacks.
"A…blizzard?"
Yes, apparently there were poor weather adviseries all over the place, and your grandma and grandpa were stuck for the next few days. Thankfully, they hadn't flown out yet so they could stay with your aunt, but…
"Yeah. No, I understand. I love you too, be safe."
You hung up with a sigh. Your phone buzzed and you glanced to see Leo had sent you a picture of the whole family. You smiled.
<Champ: Any news? You went silent for a while.>
You quietly began mulling over options before deciding to be honest and telling the mutant what happened.
<Champ: Oh shell.>
<Champ: Do you want me to come get you? Pops says you're always welcome and it's a lot of food. Raph made roasted garlic potatoes!>
<Champ: You shouldn't be alone on Candle Nights and I'd love to have you over.>
You smiled slightly.
<Cutie Pie: I'd like to, but I don't want to trouble you.>
<Champ: Oh please>
You heard the telltale Vworp of a portal opening nearby and looked up, shocked to see Leo leaning through it and waving you over.Â
"It's no trouble, not when it's you. Now, come on. Don doesn't believe you didn't even touch the batter of the cake, Raph's getting you a drink and Mikey is putting together a plate for you. You GOTTA try the soup, I think this is April's best work yet."
Godd, I LOVE this! Domestic fluff always has me giggling, lmao. The recipe is great! And so is the tomato soup warning, lol.
Happy holidays to you as well, Nonnie! And to everyone else who reads this ^-^
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What's a special tasty treat/snack/dessert that you want to learn how to make? Like without any struggle once you master it and it becomes your go-to fave. Or like going about your day and going: damn I want something....oh shit I got skills! Then BOOM! Instant creation and instant gratification.
hi anon :-)
i'm disabled so i struggle to cook even basic meals tbh. like most days if i'm able to heat up microwaveable rice and tinned tuna and throw some veggies on there that's like, a win for me. lol
entertaining your question in a hypothetical world where i could still cook, i think my answer would be creme caramel/flan/pudding. the kind that's vanilla with a caramel sauce on top. :-)
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Stop Making Excuses: It's Time to Drop the Sugar                                 Â
Are you struggling to break your sugar addiction? You’re not alone - sugar cravings are incredibly hard to overcome. But if you’re serious about improving your health and well-being, it’s time to stop making excuses and start making changes. In this blog post, we’ll explore why it’s important to cut back on added sugars, and how to do it without feeling deprived. So let’s get started and learn how to drop the sugar for good
You're addicted to sugar
It's no secret that sugar can be a major contributor to poor health. Whether you're trying to lose weight or simply maintain a healthy lifestyle, cutting out sugar is essential. But for many of us, that can be easier said than done. We often make excuses for why we can't stop consuming sugar, but the truth is, it's time to drop the sugar and start making healthier choices
One of the first steps to breaking your addiction to sugar is to understand why you're addicted in the first place. Sugar provides instant gratification and releases dopamine in the brain, giving us a sense of pleasure and reward. That dopamine release reinforces our behaviors, so the more sugar we consume, the more our brains crave it
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It's also important to remember that cutting out sugar isn't an all-or-nothing endeavor. Start slowly by making small changes and replacing your sugary snacks with healthier alternatives. Try swapping out your soda for sparkling water, or opt for an apple or banana instead of candy. Every little change will help you break the cycle of sugar addiction and help you get on the path to better health
Sugar is hidden in everything
It's no secret that sugar is hiding in most of the foods we eat. From breads and cereals to soft drinks and sauces, added sugar can be found in almost everything. With this in mind, it's important to be aware of the amount of sugar you're consuming on aÂ
The average American consumes more than triple the recommended daily intake of sugar. That means most of us are eating far too much sugar without even realizing it. Consuming excess sugar can lead to serious health problems, including weight gain, type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and some types of cancerÂ
In order to reduce your sugar intake and become healthier, it's important to understand how sugar is hidden in our everyday food choices. It's also essential to recognize the difference between natural and added sugars. Natural sugars come from fruit and dairy products, while added sugars are added to processed foods and drinks
You'll have more energy
Are you having trouble finding the energy to get through your day? Do you often find yourself reaching for sugary snacks or drinks in an effort to keep going? If so, it might be time to make a change and drop the sugar from your diet
Sugar can provide a quick burst of energy, but it doesn’t last long. Consuming sugary foods and drinks will cause your blood sugar levels to spike, giving you a temporary boost of energy. But this sugar high won’t last and will eventually leave you feeling even more tired than before
Dropping the sugar from your diet can help you find more sustainable sources of energy. Eating complex carbohydrates like whole grains, fruits and vegetables can give you the energy you need without spiking your blood sugar levels. These healthy carbohydrates provide sustained energy that will keep you going throughout the day
In addition to increasing your energy levels, dropping the sugar can have other health benefits as well. Consuming too much sugar can lead to weight gain, increased risk of chronic diseases, and mood swings. So if you’re ready to start feeling more energized and improve your overall health, it’s time to drop the sugar
You'll lose weight
We all know that sugar isn't great for our health, but it can be hard to resist the sweet treats that we see everyday. Whether it's a candy bar at the gas station or a donut at your morning coffee shop, sugar is everywhere! If you want to lose weight, you need to make a conscious effort to drop the sugarÂ
It's important to be aware of just how much sugar you're consuming. Look out for hidden sugars in foods like cereals and dressings, and try to opt for sugar-free options when possible. Keep track of how much sugar you're consuming each day and gradually reduce your intake until it's within healthy limits
Reducing your sugar intake doesn't have to be a daunting task. Start by setting small, achievable goals and gradually work your way up. With a bit of dedication and determination, you'll be able to drop the sugar and get on track for a healthier lifestyle
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Your skin will clear up
When you consume sugar, your body reacts by producing excess oil. This can clog your pores and cause breakouts. Reducing or eliminating sugar from your diet is one of the easiest ways to clear up your skin
Not only will avoiding sugar help clear up acne, it will also reduce the appearance of wrinkles. Eating too much sugar can lead to premature aging, making your skin look dull and wrinkled. By dropping the sugar habit, you can give your skin a healthier, more youthful glow
Another great reason to reduce your sugar consumption is to boost your energy levels. Instead of reaching for sugary snacks or drinks when you're feeling low on energy, try eating healthy snacks such as nuts, seeds, or fresh fruit. Natural sugars found in these foods will give you a sustained boost without causing a crash afterwards
If you've been struggling to get rid of your acne or maintain a youthful complexion, then cutting out the sugar might be just the thing you need. Taking this step could have drastic effects on both the appearance and health of your skin
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You'll sleep better
Are you ready to drop the sugar and get your health back on track? Most of us know that we should cut down on our sugar intake, yet many of us still find ourselves reaching for sweet  treats. But do you ever feel like you’re sabotaging your own health by eating too much sugar
If so, it’s time to take control and break the cycle of sugar addiction. You don’t need to be Overwhelmed or feel deprived
Your overall health will improve
You've heard it before—too much sugar can be bad for your health. Eating sugar can lead to chronic diseases like diabetes, obesity, and heart disease. But how can you actually go about reducing or cutting out sugar from your diet  Â
The first step is to take an honest look at your current eating habits. Are you reaching for sugary snacks throughout the day? Do you add sugar to your coffee or tea? Are you drinking sugary sodas
Once you have identified the sources of sugar in your diet, you can start making changes. Start by cutting down on sugary snacks and replacing them with healthier options like fruits and vegetables. Try switching from sugary drinks to water or unsweetened tea or coffee. You can also reduce the amount of sugar you add to foods and beverages
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Timeless Wisdom: How Ancient Advice Can Make You a Better Person Today
In a world filled with constant distractions and fleeting trends, it's easy to overlook the value of age-old wisdom. But what if I told you that some ancient advice could help you become a better person and lead a more fulfilling life? Let's dive into some timeless principles that are just as relevant today as they were thousands of years ago.
First up, let's talk about being "sober-minded." No, this doesn't mean you must give up your favorite beer or cocktail (though moderation is always a good idea). Being sober-minded is all about thinking clearly and making wise decisions. It's like having a personal BS detector that helps you navigate life's challenges. Imagine being able to see through fake news, avoid falling for scams, and make choices that you won't regret later. That's the power of a clear mind!
Next on the list is living with dignity. This isn't about walking around with your nose in the air or acting all high and mighty. It's about treating yourself and others with respect. Think about it – people tend to take you more seriously when dignified. It's like having an invisible force field of awesomeness around you. Plus, when you respect others, they're more likely to return the favor. It's a win-win situation that can make your community a much more excellent place to live.
Now, let's talk about self-control—the superhero power you didn't know you needed. Self-control is like having an inner coach who helps you resist that extra slice of pizza or stops you from sending that angry tweet at 2 AM. It's not always easy, but practicing self-control can make you mentally more challenging and help you avoid unnecessary drama.
Faith is another big one. Whether religious or not, having faith in something bigger than yourself can be a game-changer. It's like having a personal cheerleader that keeps you going when times get tough. Faith can give you hope when everything seems hopeless and peace when your world feels chaotic.
Love and understanding are the secret sauce that makes relationships work. It's not just about romantic love – it's about showing kindness and empathy to everyone around you. When you approach people with love and understanding, you're more likely to build strong connections and less likely to end up in pointless arguments. It's like having a superpower that turns potential enemies into friends.
Last but not least, let's talk about patience. In our instant gratification world, patience might seem old-fashioned. But trust me, it's a skill worth developing. Patience is like a mental muscle—the more you use it, the stronger it gets. It helps you stay calm when things don't go your way and gives you the strength to persevere through tough times. Patients often make better decisions because they're not rushing into things.
Here's the cool part: when you start practicing these principles, you become a walking, talking example of awesomeness. People around you will notice, and you might inspire them to become better versions of themselves. It's like starting a chain reaction of positivity!
So, remember that some of the best advice has been around for centuries. Give these timeless principles a try – you might be surprised at how they can transform your life and the lives of those around you.
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AI Food Ordering: A Gourmet Guide to Digital Dining Innovation
In the bustle of gastronomy, AI food ordering systems are rather the sous chefs in the digital domain. Precise and efficient, they're slicing through wait times and dicing inefficiency, serving up a digital revolution that's as tantalizing as the aroma wafting from your favorite eatery.
Feast in Intelligent Ordering
Powered by the power of artificial intelligence, AI food ordering systems are seamless, swift, and sophisticated in executing this whole dining process. But it's not just about speed—it's about creating a personalized and engaging experience that keeps patrons wanting more.
The Art of Instant Gratification
With our fast pace of life, waiting to order sucks the zest out of mealtime. AI-enabled food ordering changes the waiting game into a dance for instant satisfaction through intuitive interfaces that engage customers in real-time and take their orders with conversational ease.
Personalization—the Spice
Imagine a system that recommends dishes based on your dietary preferences, your past orders, or even the weather. AI-enabled food ordering allows machine learning to understand and anticipate the guest's desires, providing recommendations that are tailored to a person's taste buds, just as a personal chef would.
The Ingredient of Efficiency
Wrong orders and miscommunication? Left behind with yesterday's leftovers in the wake of AI-enabled food ordering. Orders through AI systems are accurate and clear; they reduce errors and ensure that your kitchen runs at peak efficiency.
Cooked to Perfection: Features of AI Food Ordering
To truly appreciate the delectable benefits of AI-enabled food ordering, we must probe into the essential features that these systems bring to the table.
Menu Automation and Optimization
AI systems analyze vast reams of data to figure out which dishes are crowd-pleasers and which are duds. This lets restaurateurs fine-tune menus in light of customer preferences and even current culinary trends.
Dynamic Upselling
By smartly hinting and suggesting, AI-enabled food ordering tantalizes diners into ordering that extra appetizer or splurging on a premium dish, subtly tacking on average ticket sizes with every encounter.
Streamlined Staff Workflow
When staff are not tied down to the order-taking process, they can become much more attentive. This means that as servers provide an unforgettable experience, the chefs in the kitchen can create culinary masterpieces.
Whetting Your Digital Appetite
Integrating AI Food Ordering Into Your Restaurant
For restaurant owners and managers, it is not about jumping on a bandwagon, but the ability to lead a transformation in how food businesses meet with customers.
Setting Up, Tech Savvy
The first course in integrating AI-enabled food ordering is choosing a system that works cohesively with your current setup of the restaurant and future goals.
Staff Training– A New Digital Cuisine
But just like training your staff on a new menu, you should train on new technology. A well-trained team will be able to walk the diner through the AI ordering process, making for a seamless and enjoyable experience.
Couple with Marketing
Build some noise around your AI-enabled food ordering by matching it with a strong marketing plan. Share your news via social media, on your website, and with in-house promotions to get your patrons excited about this new digital dining experience.
Feast on Feedback: Refining the AI Dining Journey
The key to perfecting the AI-enabled food ordering experience lies in the sauces – the sauces of customer feedback. Make diners feel encouraged to share their experiences with the new system and make adjustments to ensure it's the perfect complement to your restaurant ambiance and service style.
Conclusion: Start a Culinary Tech Adventure with AI Food Ordering
AI food ordering in the banquet hall of innovation is that central dish—a savored intersection between convenience and culinary delight. This concoction promises to revitalize the dining experience through one simple yet intelligent interaction at a time.
The message is loud and clear: pioneering restaurateurs and hospitality managers need to spice up hospitality service with a sprinkle of the latest technology. Embracing AI-enabled food ordering, in essence, redefines hospitality, enhancing the customer journey and placing business at the very top of the budding digital dining revolution. Start cooking up your digital transformation today with eatOS, and let your business taste the success that AI promises.
Here's to a future in food ordering—where every meal served comes with an extra helping of innovation!
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The Weeknight Wonder: How Readymade Chapathi Saves the Day for Stress-Free Family Meals
In the busy homes of Madurai, weeknights often present a challenge: how to prepare delicious and healthy meals without the stress and time-consuming effort. Enter the unsung hero of the kitchen — the ready-made chapati. This versatile flatbread serves as a lifesaver, providing a convenient solution for busy families who want to enjoy a stress-free and satisfying meal together. Hello everyone, I am glad to welcome you all to this informative blog. Join us to explore how Readymade Chapati Madurai save money for weeknight family dinners.
Instant Gratification:
With ready-made chapatis, dinner is just minutes away. Unlike traditional chapati dough that needs to be kneaded, rested and rolled out, ready-made chapatis can be heated directly in the pan or the microwave, saving valuable time on busy weeknights. Within minutes, warm and soft chapatis are ready to be savoured, providing instant satisfaction to hungry family members.
Versatile food options:
Ready-made chapatis offer endless possibilities for creating quick and delicious dishes that will appeal to everyone’s taste buds. Whether you prefer classic dishes like dal, sabji or raita or international flavours like wraps, quesadillas or pizzas, chapatis serve as the perfect canvas for culinary creativity. With ready-made chapatis, you can customize your meal according to your family’s preferences and dietary requirements.
Healthy and nutritious:
Despite their convenience, ready-made chapatis are a healthy and nutritious choice for weeknight dinners. Made from whole wheat flour and free of preservatives, artificial flavours and additives, they provide essential nutrients such as fibre, vitamins and minerals. Paired with protein-rich curries, fresh vegetables and delicious sauces, the chapatis offer a balanced meal that nourishes both body and soul.
Stress-free cooking:
Cooking dinner on weeknights can be stressful, especially after a long day at work or school. Ready-made chapatis reduce stress by simplifying the cooking process and eliminating the need for extensive preparation. Whether you are a busy parent, a working professional or a student with a hectic schedule, you can count on ready-made chapatis to provide a quick and hassle-free meal solution that doesn’t compromise on taste or quality.
Family Bonding Time:
Weeknight dinners are an opportunity for families to gather, share stories, and reconnect after a busy day. With ready-made chapatis, mealtimes become relaxed and enjoyable, and everyone can sit down and enjoy without the pressure of cooking. Whether you’re catching up on the day’s events or enjoying a quiet moment together, preparatory sabbaticals can help create memories that will last a lifetime.
Finally, Readymade Chapati Madurai work wonders on weeknights, saving the day for a stress-free family meal. With instant gratification, versatility, health benefits, stress-free cooking and the ability to foster family bonding, ready-made chapatis are an essential staple in every home’s kitchen arsenal. So, the next time you’re faced with the question of what to make for dinner on a busy weeknight, let Readymade Chapati come to the rescue and make mealtime a breeze for you and your loved ones.
Find us inside Subiksha Foods at No 110 A, Bypass Road, Bethaniyapuram, Opp Babu Sharkar Marriage Mahal, Madurai — 625016, or call us at +91 80567 44906. You will be able to browse our website at https://subikshafoods.in/ for details.
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