#in round

[ottpopfic]

When they get back to the main room Katie’s goddads are kissing in the kitchen

“WHY” she shrieks, turning away dramatically and putting her hand over Draco’s eyes

“Let me Live” Uncle Leo yells back, Uncle Jason breaking off into laughter

“Your ass is on the counter, we eat here!” Katie screams, trying to maneuver through the main room blind and leading a nine-year-old while still shielding him from the horror of dudes in their late forties swapping spit “We have guests, children no less! Go be gross somewhere with a door!”

“I'll show you a door” Uncle Leo mutters and then yelps, Uncle Jason must have bit him. Katie runs into a couch, she hears someone laughing at her expense as Draco starts complaining about his predicament

“What's going on?” the kid whines

“I'm protecting you dude,” Katie tells him “From horrors worse than death”

“Were they kissing?”

“They were absolutely kissing”

“I've seen kissing”

“This is worse,” she insists “This is old married kissing, the grossest kind”

“I'm not old!” Uncle Leo protests and then yelps again “Babe quit biting me”

“What, their eyes are covered” Uncle Jason chuckles

“Gross gross gross gross gross gross,” Katie complains as she feels their way over to the roof stairs “Climb to safety Draco, go go go!”

They make it to the roof garden without needing further eye bleach, thank the gods

[amygdalae]

If covid hadn't happened I would've had a foursome by now

[sunglassesmish]

boop

[wonderfullbutt]

Naughty blond with a huge and hot ass...WOW🤤

[milkandhoneyfemme]

Pride season is approaching and if I hear ANYONE speak poorly of bisexual women with boyfriends/husbands I’ll pop all your tires okay thx for listeninggg <3

[indra-sexygirl]

Because beautiful ass show…

[circumvision]

[ottpopfic]

“I thought you said they're nice” Draco murmurs to his older siblings as the adults disperse

“They are nice,” Gus tells him “We're just in big big trouble”

Draco looks awestruck for a second “This is in trouble?” he asks

“I mean we're probably gonna lose dessert for a month” Jackie says

“And be on double stable duty” Gus adds

“But yeah” she finishes “This is being in super major deep trouble”

“Oh wow,” Draco breaths “I guess they are nice”

And god damn it does that break Katie's heart, but she can ponder that later. She walks over to the other side of the main room under the rose window to make her call, quieter away from the bustle of the newcomers. It's easier to go through Janet when it's Papi than boot up a rainbow maker, she licks her necklace again

“Satan's Armpit, how can I help you?” comes Janet’s voice through the coin charm

“Hey girl,” Katie greets “Can you put me through to Papi?”

“The ass beating go that bad?” Janet teases, popping her gum into the speaker

“I am still waffling on the ass beating, we’ll see what the dads say”

“Oh hoho, tell me later then hun” the ghost cackles “patching you through”

The hold music goes for longer than usual. Katie doesn't sweat it, everyone at camp is probably in some kind of search party right now. She just leans her head back against the wall and lets The Seeds wash over her. Lettie is starting grilled cheeses in the kitchen, the comforting smell of browning butter reaching Katie on the other side of the room

Papi sounds frazzled when he picks up on the other end

“Hey, sorry Pippi. Nows not a good time we got some misplaced kids”

“Mayhaps the Steel siblings?” Katie prompts

“How did you-”

“I happen to be looking at them right now. In my kitchen no less”

“What the hell are they doing in Indiana?!”

“Kidnaping their baby brother apparently”

Papi lets out some creative curses in Italian, tells Katie to hang on, and then she can hear the crackle of the walkie over the call. She can't make out the words, but the voices are displeased and relieved. Katie relays what she knows as Papi acts as the go-between the two communicators, the Steels are losing more than just desert privileges when they get back from the sound of it

[quailtyphattys]

🤤🤤🤤

[wonderfullbutt]

Make mouth water 🤤

[sothasil]

based on sinomacrops, one of my favorite little extinct buggers, and flash photos of night birds

[veronikablogs-blog]

[mournfulroses]

Kim Addonizio, from What Is This Thing Called Love: Poems; "''Round Midnight,"