#in my defense... i have no defense.
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Klee’s fortnightly sleepover at the Gunnhildr mansion, originally some scheme cooked up by Lisa to force Jean to bed on time at least once every two weeks, has devolved somewhat into an opportunity for all the people who love Klee to gather for dinner at Jean’s place and swap stories and gossip far too late into the night.
But now Klee is in bed and the dining room is quiet, and Albedo, who is the last one out, having had the honour of putting Klee to bed tonight, is stepping out into the crisp fall air.
He turns around and looks up at the figure of the Acting Grand Master silhouetted in the doorframe. She seems softer, like this, with the strong lines of her body blurred by the golden light of her foyer lamp.
“Thank you for coming, Albedo,” she says. “I had a lovely evening. I know Klee did too.”
“It was my pleasure,” he says, the polite human response coming instantly to his tongue.
It is almost too easy, these days, blending in among the humans. He is a far cry from the awkward, socially inept homunculus he was only a few years ago, the one whose mannerisms marked him out as other even if not necessarily as inhuman. The vendors in the marketplace smile at him now when he passes — and, which is more, he finds himself smiling back.
And he forgets, day by day, little by little, who he really is. And he forgets that he does not belong here.
Which is perhaps why he says: “Master Jean, can I ask you a question?”
She shifts, her head tilting. “Of course.”
“How far would you go to protect Mondstadt?”
She blinks down at him, apparently thrown. “How do you mean?”
“I mean,” he clarifies, “if for some reason Mondstadt was in danger because of me. Or, to make it more tangible, if I had put Klee in danger somehow. Would you kill me?”
She makes a tiny, horrified noise. “Why are we talking about this hypothetical?”
“I’m a man of science,” he says, letting his voice tip halfway to joking. “Humour me.”
He watches the protests hover on her tongue before she swallows them down. “Walk me through the scenario again.”
“It’s quite simple,” he says. “The context doesn’t matter. All you need to know is that I have put Klee and the rest of Mondstadt in danger somehow, and the only way to save her is to kill me. Would you?”
Jean swallows, but he can see her answer in the set of her jaw even before she opens her mouth. “Yes,” she says. “I would.”
Albedo nods. This is the answer he was looking for. He is the anomaly, the transgression, the liability; she must be willing to kill him to save the people they both love. He shouldn’t feel as betrayed as he does.
“Still,” Jean says, before he can thank her and turn to leave, “there must be other options.”
“Pardon?”
“Either I kill you or I let Klee die. Why are those my only two choices?”
“I…” He trails off. “Just because.”
She shakes her head. “From a man of science, that’s not very scientific.”
He laughs a little incredulously. “I suppose I never saw any other way forward.”
“Well, the forced dilemma is part of the fun,” Jean allows graciously. “But real life is messier than that.”
“I think, in this hypothetical, there would be no other options.”
She makes a low, noncommittal noise. “I’m not saying you’re wrong. I’m just saying that maybe you aren’t seeing the whole picture.”
“How do you mean?” he asks, echoing her earlier words.
“I mean…” She pauses. “Eula is out in the field a lot, so she sees much more of the day-to-day workings of the Knights than I do. But as the Acting Grand Master, I have a bird’s-eye view of the organization as a whole. As a result, when faced with a quandary, she often offers solutions I would never have come up with on my own, and vice versa.” She makes a small motion with her hand, like she’s going to touch his shoulder, then drops it again. “That’s why we have people around us. So they can catch things we miss.”
“I see,” Albedo says.
Jean’s blue-grey eyes, shadowed in the dim light, search his face. He fights the urge to look away from that piercing gaze.
“I would hope,” she says finally, her voice low, “that if you believed you were a danger to yourself or others, you would come to me. I’m not saying I can always help. But the Knights look after our own, Captain.”
“I see,” Albedo says again. His chest is tight. “Thank you, Master Jean.”
She scrutinizes him for a moment more, then smiles a small smile. “I hope my answer was satisfactory?”
“Very much so.”
She looks relieved. “Oh, good. I was worried I wasn’t making much sense there.”
“You made perfect sense,” he reassures her, strangely endeared by her earnestness. “But now it’s late, and you should get to bed. I’ll take my leave.”
“Very well. Have a good night, Albedo,” she says.
He turns away, and watches the sliver of golden light from the foyer fade into shadow as the door shuts. The chill autumn air threads around his ankles as he sets his feet towards home.
If he ever loses control, she will not be able to save him. He knows that already.
Still, it is nice to know that she would try.
#genshin#jeanbedo#albejean#pair so rare i'm making up my own tags#in my defense... i have no defense.#honestly i don't really have a rationale for these two i just think they're kind of goofy together#also i realize this reads like albedo&jean but it's albedo/jean trust me#is there anything more romantic than asking your boss to kill you? science says no#jean gunnhildr#albedo#drabble#leifyposts
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[every action has consequences]
🔪 inspired by this tweet:
#helaena targaryen#LISTEN I read so much shit about Hel I think ppl need a reminder why she may have a few reasons to tell him to NOT manhandle her#S1 Aemond would never btw (ALSO in my defense I'm working on an Aegond web weaving post) (and it's ripping my heart to shreds ngl)#lauraneedstochilledits#helaena the dreamer#aemond targaryen#phia saban#hotd spoilers#hotd S2#house of the dragon#the greens#hotd#hotdedits#welighttheway#hotdgifs#targaryensource#hotdcentral#gameofthronesdaily#targnation#house of the dragon tv show
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whew! this drawing thing's kinda hard, huh? i'll try to get back into it! anyway here's kaveh
#in my feeble defense i did have covid for at least one of the weeks i spent not drawing#I THINK I CAN DO IT AGAIN THOUGH. IM GOING TO GET BACK ON THAT HORSE#genshin impact#kaveh
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Tired college student Danny and the cafe he's at gets held up and something in him has just snaps. Like he's crying in a why? Why does the universe hate me? and then in comes the anger like I'M JUST TRYING TO GET COFFEE. I HAVE A TEST IN 30 MINUTES. SHUT UP. LET ME FUCKING LIVE MAN. beating the teeth outta some guy, no powers just pure hands and then the bats get on the scene and are like Oh Okay.
Red Hood compliments his form. It's a maybe good day. Minus being burgled but like that's fine. This is Gotham.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc#Gotham#jason todd#red hood#ignore how many times i said like in this post#in my defense i should have been asleep 6hrs ago
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can you imagine
#danny phantom#i haven't been able to get this out of my head. sticky note doodles will have to suffice#I FORGOR TO PUT THE LINK THAT INSPIRED ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#in my defense i uh. haven't slept in two days lol#i saw the post the other day & was thinking about this specific reveal scenario since
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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
#i have shit to do but i'm so bad at both going to sleep and staying asleep that it's been fucking up my life for years at this point#yes this about accidentally sleeping through class this morning but in my defense i had an atomic tummy moment at like 6 am :( which is#kind of my point? an reason for missing sleep shouldn't stop me from participating in my own life and i'm tired of rationing my waking hours#if sleep was optional i would be unstoppable essentially but alas. alack even. specifically a lack of sleep.#girl all the saints have it out for me today for skipping church on a holy day of obligation i guess. well fuck those guys.#a post
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Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.
#art#positivity#described images#image description in alt#i'm like 80% sure that's a lynx but i've never seen one irl#i'm going to weld this meme into my brain as i start crochet#maybe i have seen a lynx at the zoo actually. but that's beside the point and i haven't been to a zoo in years (sad!)#the zoos in my state are actually from what i understand VERY high-end and VERY good with their animals#which definitely makes me more willing to support them <3#i have been informed this is not a lynx btw#IN MY DEFENSE they look similar#thank GD tumblr unlike twitter lets you edit alt text. staff was real af for that (rare compliment i have for staff)
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"i need to stop spending so much money on lunch" ➡ "maybe i could just buy some nice canned soups for easy lunches that don't make me sad" ➡ "why is canned soup so expensive" ➡ "i can just make some fucking soup" ➡ i don't actually feel like making soup ➡ i order a calzone ➡ "i need to stop spending so much money on lunch"
#original#THE ETERNAL CYCLE#in my defense a calzone from the local place is like eight bucks and lasts two days#anyway. i'm going to do it. i'm going to buy a big box of spaghettios for work.#i can start having salads again when the little hydroponic garden provides me with greenery
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ranma doodles also. if no one got me i know rumiko takahashi got me
#i love getting into new media and having to draw the characters 200 fucking times before i get to something i like.#anyways we finally got there. yes i am aware he looks exactly like my inuyasha. in my defense i think that's canonically accurate#anyway. hi#skribbles#ranma#ranma 1/2
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it
#i fucking love this game i hope i will never have to fight that gaia bitch again#maybe if theyd release remaster... but if they include tornado defense im bending their knees backwards#me doing colossus vs dark gaia fight for the first time thinking thats it then i see S rank is for 7 mins 30 sec like uhm.uhhmmmmmmm Concer#sonic#sonic unleashed#sonic the werehog#sonic can have some feral goblin time. as a treat#night stages > day stages i dont take criticism#gonna love forever the fact that werehog form doesnt affect his mind#all werewolf traits are pure act hes acting like a wild animal on purpose#he'd growl at you then be like hiiiiiiiiii :3#the absolute theater legend#what a fuckign creature of him. toddler sized beast. got damn gremlin#also frontiers and unleashed both my fav sonic games that have a little guy sacrifice themself at the end. why are you doing this to me
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the problem with griddlehark is that Gideon desperately wants to be a well used chewtoy but Harrow has carefully put her up on the shelf like she is a limited edition funko pop still in the box
#griddlehark#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb#trb.txt#gideon looks at those barkbox super chewers and says theyre just like me fr#anyway. there is always some bitch in a tomb in these books#have i made this post before probably#in my defense im very eepy
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silver♀ dump + fairy gala sil/prefect sillies..........
#some rambles but!!#sil ♀️ is more toned than sebe ♀️ cus i hc silver has a more defensive fighting style cus silver dorm uniform ssr is a def card 🕺🕺#this was gonna be my excuse as to why lilia is more buff thn silver too but#i checked again and dorm silver has a higher hp pool than dorm lilia😔💔#still giving lili ♀ gains thou bcs.. im biased HAHSHDJF#<- copypasted my rambles#basically the beef chart is lilia>silver>sebek>>malleus#sorree malleus kissers i think ur gurl barely has muscle definition ;-;#mayhaps. the only exercise mal does pre nrc is like. light morning jogs w lilia. bcs meemaw tells her exercise is healthy for herrr#or like. idk pilates or smth....#f i were to draw sebe ♀ in full her dorm uni i think she’d have a look that’s closer to the “standard” diasom dorm uniform#i draw my prefect too much.. i gotta draw vanilla twst stuff occasionally too...#but tbh!! my yuu has been acting as a watermark moreso or less#cant wait for the standee to be finished so i can have small silver n yuulis on my table... HEHHEHEHGRGHGH#twisted wonderland#twst#fairy gala#silver twst#should i tag him silver vanrouge#yeah#twst yuu#twst mc#twst oc#yuulis crowley#twst genderbend#night ladies college
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it is completely understandable to be uncomfortable with the sexual assault in dandadan. it's important to discuss how it's framed, whether it's handled poorly, or if it could be been portrayed better. but the number of people - even fans - stating that it is only fanservice, irrelevant, or could be removed is frankly bizarre to for SO many reasons, starting with the fact that this parallel exists.
the anime made it even more obvious by interpolating cuts from the first scene into the second one.
i thought this scene showed that momo gaining her powers by believing in her relationship with her grandmother gives her the strength to fight back against what is basically a horrific, much more aggressive and abstract (maybe even absurd?) representation of her shitty gross ex - who was demanding she 'put out' and pay for the love hotel in very first scene.
while the escalation from one scene to the next is surprising, it's not something that comes out of nowhere. this first scene is meant to be a set-up to what will happen later. it sets the tone, though significantly more lighthearted at this point. it tells you that sex, sexuality, etc. is something dandadan will touch on - though you don't know what the scope and depth will be until later in the chapter.
i cannot recommend this video enough, as it discusses some interesting interpretations of what the serpoians and turbo granny represent in their respective assault scenes, as well as how right now the treatment of both scenes is unfortunately uneven.
more notes about plot and thematic relevance below the cut. spoilers for anime-onlies (up to chapter 8, will probably be covered in episodes 4/5).
momo was assaulted, and almost cut up by the serpoians, much like the other victims turbo granny appeared around. this is an intentional parallel. turbo granny goes to momo because that is what she does. again, SUPER unclear how that factors into turbo granny's assault of ken, but if we keep the video's interpretation of cynicism in mind, it could be related to that; maybe turbo granny has a cynicism toward men - similar to momo in chapter/episode 1 - and this is why she chose to attack ken. unfortunately, it's still too early to really understand and explain a lot of her motivations.
again, completely understandable to not like how the sexual assault was handled or portrayed, and it's important to keep discussing it. but this is what dandadan does for many different types of trauma and difficult life experiences. this is a huge part of dandadan's identity. if you don't like it, that is fine, but calling the sexual assault 'just fan service' is blatantly untrue.
#dandadan#L.txt#long post#dandadan analysis#< i guess? 😭#discussdadan#sorry for this kinda sloppy post but i need it out bc i feel like im losing my mind#this is not even ''''''''''a defense''''''''''' of the s/a i think it's really important to discuss framing/handling/etc etc#but some of the discourse arising from the first episode is maddening and is thoroughly not helped by ppl being weird/assholes abt it#you dont ''''''have to like it'''''' (< what does that even mean??) or keep reading it or literally anything#this is just a basic 'please engage w the text'
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Kaka & Kiki - Dungeon Meshi
#Dungeon meshi#character art#kiki & kaka#kiki floke#kaka floke#kaka & kiki#kaka dungeon meshi#kiki dungeon meshi#I might have bias for kiki but in my defense ryoko kui does too#I just think they're neat#edit: I just realized I was so in love with kiki I missed two pics of kaka OOPS#compilation
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Love and Deepspace + Tumblr Text Post ↳ Sylus: No Defense Zone
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#x ; edits#lnds edits#lad txt#tumblr text meme#ummmmmmm#this wasn't supposed to have happened#😭😭😭#at least i wasn't planning on making a set for sylus until after reading the new chapters and memories#but the trailer for no defense zone was something else#i'm in my era of shameful sylus posting#and we all thought my zayne one was bad#this just feels feral#🫠#i'll do another one for his character once i'm more familiarized with him#this#i will not discuss any further#*hides*
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