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I just saw an actress on Twitter profess her dislike of strawberries which can only mean that she hasn’t eaten a proper strawberry in her entire life and now I’m sad.
#STRAWBERRIES#WHY would you hate on strawberries#STRAWBERRIES!!!#they are a glimpse of heaven mercifully granted to earth#the saddest part is that if someone only tried the supermarket strawberries#the watery tasteless mush that was fastgrown en masse all year round#in a sanitary greenhouse somewhere in spain or madagascar or any generic warm place#then i get it why you hate them bc YOUVE NEVER TASTED A REAL ONE#GIMME A NICE STRAWBERRY#GROWN ON AN OPEN AIR FIELD#IN CZECH REPUBLIC THE ONE AND ONLY#RIPENED UP UNDER EARLY SUMMER SUN#GATHERED IN THE SOLE THREE WEEKS IN JUNE WHEN THE STRAWBERRY SEASON HITS#THAT TASTES LIKE MANNA AND AMBROSIA AND CHILDHOOD AND DREAMS AND BIRTHDAYS AND LONG DAYS OUT IN THE SUN#THAT DOESNT NEED AN OUNCE OF SUGAR BC BITCH SHE IS SWEET ENOUGH#HALF EATEN STRAIGHT UP WASHED HALF EATEN CRUSHED WITH CREAM#NONE OF IT USED FOR BAKING BC THAT WOULD BE A DISGUSTING BLASPHEMY#AND YOU BUY TOO MUCH BC YOU INTEND TO CLEAN AND FREEZE SOME SO YOU CAN EVOKE THE MEMORY A BIT LATER ON#BUT YOU STILL END UP EATING IT ALL BC S T R A W B E R R I E S#🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓#i have a LOT of feelings towards them k#i was born mid june#its in my blood#yall if anyone of u are EVER in prague in june i can promise u i’ll personally drive you to the strawberry plant near south town#u can even pick your own strawberries at the farm if ur into that or just simply buy a basket
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