Simona. 30. Czech.~Awkward sappy dreamer hiding under a crusty layer of sarcasm. ~Used to be Skam/multifandom, now is just all over the place.
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#ok this is a fun post#but what strikes me is that#i have literally seen this exact post over on instagram’s Other Posts You Might Like endless scroll of doom#this one#like half an hour ago#which insinuates that i have trained my instagram feed algorithm… to simulate tumblr#*literal facepalm*#i’m sorry y’all for ranting in the tags again but i think i need another social media detox
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finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester
like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you
wack.
#y’all jist made me go into a massive spiral of whether or not my hearing was less fucked up before i had#getting my bottom wisdom teeth removed for growing too slow and therefore being awfully rotten#like i am experiencing major hearing annoyance#not bc it worsened#but bc the sound gets weirdly messed up in my ears so i’m too sensitive to sounds behind me#the times i had to stop the person i’m out with just bc there was someone walking behind us talking too much….#all the damn time#i tried some stupid tinnitus silicone plugs even and it was no help#also i got annoyed and conducted an experiment during lunch break and yes i can hear a colleague more clearly when he walks behind me#and i don’t turn my head#anyways#yes period sucks#and both giving birth and dangly sejsitive bits are stupid
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31.
What can I say about 30.
Unforgiving, maybe.
Meticulously planning a wedding only to be too nervous to actually live it. Having a wedding, only to spend a night in emergency waiting rooms just in three weeks' time. Leaving my husband of three weeks there, to learn our fate next month. Seeing the doctor's unwillingness to say it out loud, to meet our eyes then. Being thankful that his diagnosis isn't as much of a fate's verdict as it would be some 15 years ago, and yet not managing to stop asking why the hell him, why the hell us. Having a fight with my childhood friend, and then realizing that we can no longer keep our friendship, not just for her careless cruelty but more so for my long kept anger at her actions, past and present. Living with myself, trying to be better, oftentimes not knowing quite how. Being so bad at household chores without being able to break from it.
I need to remind myself that it wasn't all bad. My cat, my family. Holding my husband. Materialistic comfort. Being fucking good at my job. Nature's beauty. Game nights with friends. Trying to appreciate these more.
#i'm sitting in botanical gardens and it's so quiet there#only birds and insects#it's my birthday and i took the day off#no real reason just bc i can#and so i'm sitting here and reminiscing#and i brought a book but not pen and paper#so i hope y'all will forgive me for dropping this here#more of a diary entry than anything really#moje kecy
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happy anniversary to the one czechoslovak naval battle
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#ik im popping back from the dead#but i feel this garfield strip on a spiritual level#i've recently acquired a smart watch#and when i don't hit my steps target the next day they send me a notif like#Hey youve set up daily goals!! is today the day you hit them? 👀👀👀#EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.#rude.
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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i don’t think i truly understood cultural appropriation till i saw s5 of the vampire diaries
the season’s evil there are “the travellers” who abduct people’s bodies, are witches (or a variant of witches, idk) and are group-chanting spells in “czech”. now, fistly, for all the comprehension there is they could literally be chanting in ancient greek with zero difference. all their speeches are literally unintelligible. once a main guy dramatically screamed “viď!” to turn a guy into the bodysnatcher traveller and i was honestly impressed by his acting, this was the only time i distinguished a czech word. dude must’ve actually practiced with the google translate reading function - i refuse to believe there was more effort into their “czech” than a random google translate.
also, and this annoys me the most. the leader of the evil bunch is called markos. Markos. the czech version of the name marc is marek. THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR. NOWHERE. it only plays into my ancient greek theory.
#don’t judge me for bingeing tvd i broke my big toe and sprained an ankle on the other foot#i have been on home arrest for a month and a week#also jk i experienced first hand culture appropriation when i tried reading the book lights of prague#it scarred me#moje kecy#me? coming to my long dead tumblr just to rant about a 10 yr old show i am rewatching? more likeoy than you’d think#or rather watching bc last time i stopped watching way earlier than s5
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I was just in this work meeting, and there was this guy with an Asian background, and while he did have a surname foreign to our close-minded Central European sensibilities he had an off-the-mill local calendar first name. And he's not the only person I've met who chose to do this. And I know it is deeper, heavier than this, but…
For a while, instead of paying attention to the meeting I kept thinking about the cusom of picking appropriate names for specific cultures, and how would world look like if we all got to pick a new, local first name in every country we stayed a while in.
I quite like Evelyn.
#i know i never lived in english-speaking countries but evelyn just jumped up in my mind#i love evelyn#shortened as evie? what's not to like#i do wonder what would my french erasmus name be#Jeanette? Gabie for Gabrielle?#i never travelled out of europe except for arab countries#and that would probably be an unoriginal Leyla#moje kecy
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You know, i never would have put the goat dies of consumption on my 2023 bingo card
i dont think that is what consumption usually means
#they added 24/7 online goat broadcast this year#there are SO MANY things to prevent anything happening to him#electric wires army on standby like crazy stuff#and then it gets eaten by birds#oh man#i laughed like a madman#finally some good hearty hilarious news#gavlebocken#eaten by birds.
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I don't know how many of you know this but Gaza's population is around 2 million people and about 80% are refugees. 1.7 million refugees. These people are descendants of Nakba survivors who were forced out of their original villages in what is now ""Israeli territory"". So Israel is not only carpet bombing a strip of land they caged 2 million people in but is massacring a population that is 50% children and 80% refugees.
#may god bring peace to palestine#and may the people of palestine be free#free from godless genocide for the single crime of existing in a place where someone found it inconvenient
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Please ignore this post. I just badly need to scream into the void. But
I haven't had a husband for a full month and now we're spending the night at the ER because he lost the majority of sight in his good eye overnight and this is not what either of us signed up for, no matter how many gallows humor can we come up with.
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i don't get why are some ppl nervous the night before their wedding like... all i've got is a raging headache from all the lack of damn sleep and water when all i did was bake and cut name tags and run around organizing people for two weeks straight
#all i want is to sleep but my head hurts too much for that#idc about tomorrow anymore really#i'd just like to not go to my own wedding impersonating a zombie that's all#moje kecy
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#now this is a poll i can get behind#beautiful#hard to choose tho#bout i’m biased i went with persuation#*but#jane austen
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folks
allow me to interrupt any doomscrolling for a sec to share with u the cake topper we’ve had made by an amazing artist
it’s a water goblin and a witch.
i love them so much.
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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.
#free palestine#the state of israel is an opressionist police state who as a sick joke by fate is hell bent on committing genocide#and i am not afraid to say this to anyone i meet#stop painting israel as a poor victim it is the literal opposite of a victim
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wedding planning bs aside, also coming back from the dead to express my solidarity with palestinians. if only there was justice on earth. my heart's with palestine.
#moje kecy#the thing abt this topic is that there is such a strong sense of helplessness#it's disgusting business that whole genocide israeli police state of it all#but the way it feels like noone cares is maddening
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