#impulsv

[cap360]

Gem And The Scotts. 80’s style

[cagemasterfantasy]

3rd Life Remastered IRL Segment 3 part 1/2

A note to all of you this story is ficitonal everyone portrayed in this story (save for Slimer) is real and is used in a fictitious manner. This story is entirely satire everything they say and do is fictional so please do not harass anybody for anything that is said and done in this story. It is recommended to read the other parts of 3rd life remastered before reading this part. This story talks about touchy topics mainly Suicide and Self Harm. The main purpose of this story is to raise awareness for those struggling with mental health. This story is not for the faint of heart. With that being said please enjoy.

Slimer has just became a red life and he is very angry about it the voices in his head telling him he's worthless and he should just end it all. In his mind he won't be ok he NEVER WILL be ok. To me I'm just not- "Hey you doing ok?" A mysterious voice asks. I look up and see that Martyn is standing in the entrance to my tent. "Session's over come on let's go talk to our fans. And hey maybe after we're getting on the public server for the life smp. You in?" I just stare at him for a few moments trying to shake the voices out before saying "S-sure I'm in." Martyn leans forward and whispers in my ear "Are you ok after what happened?" Y-yeah I'm sure it's just hard because it was so sudden there were so many Enderman there but we had to build the portal to get back and an Enderman just teleported right in front of me so I looked at it and-" Martyn interrupts me saying "It's ok it happens to the best of us. Hey I went and put all your stuff in a chest next session go back next to the portal and get your stuff back." I start to calm down a bit and say "Thanks Martyn I really appreciate that"

A few hours later after getting back to the hotel Scar is waiting for me in the lobby. Scar waves at me in his wheelchair and says "Hey buddy so how does it feel being the first to be a red life now?" I look at him with a not so nice face and say "Shut up it's not funny" Scar looks a little offended but regains himself saying "Hey you know tomorrow we have a episode of the Scar Wars Buddies in our discord and our guest star this time since it's been revealed you have Mental Health is you my friend" I look a bit shocked and say "Will that video of me be mentioned at all?" Scar looks serious and says "You remember what everyone agreed we aren't going to talk about that if you don't want to if you want to bring it up though that's on you." I nod and look as Jill enters the lobby with Rylee pulling her. For the first time since I became a Red Life I have a smile on my face. "Hey you think we should invite Jill onto the server? She is my editor after al-" That's when another coughing fit begins and I take a huge puff of my inhaler. "Shoot I'm going to need to buy more at this rate. Rylee is giving me Rubbies yet JIll is making me happier than him and he's all I have left." I think to myself.

Later everyone is on the server and I decide to help Jill out a bit by giving her some starter equipment and that's when I see Rylee sitting next to Scar. "Traitor" I say before heading back to my home base where Etho is already messing around with my chest. "Do I even want to know what you're doing here Etho?" Etho looks at me and says "This is both of our bases I have as much a right to be here as you do even if Jill is with you" I sound serious and say "I meant what are you doing with my stuff" Etho says "I haven't taken anything just putting some stuff in there" Doodl3 watches me look in my stuff sees me turn to Etho and scream "ETHO WHY DID YOU JUST DUMP YOUR ENTIRE INVENTORY INTO MY CHEST." Etho says "It's our chest too we both share this place" "YOU MAKE ANOTHER CHEST NOT DUMP YOUR WHOLE INVENTORY INTO IT" I prematurely take another swig of my inhaler before continuing "YOU KNOW WHAT ETHO YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE AND I'LL STAY ON MINE" I say before storming off away from the Life VIllage. That's when Gem approaches me and says "Hey what happened?" I sigh and say "Nothing much Etho just dumped his entire inventory into my chest Jill's back there with him till I get back" Meanwhile Etho is Expanding our base so to say Jill is grinning as she sees Etho breaking our house down only to rebuild it much.........wider.

As soon as I come back with Gem and Scar I see a humongous pit in the center of the house. Scar and Gem begin laughing but after a few minutes I calmly ask "Etho.......why is there a humongous pit in the middle of our base?" Etho laughs and says "You said you stay on your side and I'll stay on my side. Now I fixed that problem" I sound furious and say shout "THEY DRAW LINES TO INDICATE SIDES NOT PUT HUMONGOUS CRATERS IN THEIR HOUSE" I then see the chest on the opposite end "HEY WAIT THAT'S MY STUFF IN THERE" Etho shakes his character's head before saying "Yeah too bad it's now on this side" "WELL I'M GETTING MY STUFF BACK" Etho pulls out a Trident and says "Don't do it" He says as I begin blocking my way over. Etho throws the Trident at me and I fall a long way before landing on crafting tables before I can water bucket clutch. Scar suddenly bursts out laughing and says "He's sitting on his bed in our hotel room and he's hugging his dog right now" Gem and Etho burst out laughing before logging out. Before I log off I run up to Grian and say "ANNOYING VOICE AS ALWAYS GRIAN" before logging out. I begin to head to bed and tuck Rylee under my covers before he goes to lay with Scar. "TRAITOR" I say before heading to bed.

I shoot my editor @doodl3 a text saying "Sorry for getting so mad. Etho has been my partner in that server for the longest time and he's always found a way to get on my nerves. Sleep well"

[mangofanarts]

Impulse after losing his yellow life and becoming red because of his snail: "I HATE THE SNAILS!!!!!!!"

[sparring-spirals]

me @ myself when contemplating making a bold, impulsve decision

also me, right before i make said bold impulsive decision

[streamdotpng]

Dude, I keep getting Hati and Sköll confused

Sköll 's technically Hati's impulse control so is the calmer twin right? But he's a prankster? So Sköll is MCU Loki personality but taller and Hati is MCU Thor personality but shorter?

no no you're getting them confused

hati is skoll's impulsve control. Hati's the calmer twin, he's also shorter yet broader at 5'8 (i think)

the prankster who's an irritating theiving shit is Skoll, who's taller yet lankier

[tagaloak]

thinking about how jake's life on pandora was meant for his brother, tommy (dr. tom sully). tommy was the scientist. tommy was the older brother with the leveled head and personable sense of rationality. even jake's avatar was meant for tommy, tailored for tommy's neurological patterns, physiology, and personality. tommy was the one who dreamed of helping and learning from the omatikaya clan, he respected them and saw them as people. before pandora, before eywa, jake was just an ex-marine, a brawler, a jaded drunk... but through jake, through eywa, tommy was able to live on. when jake had fused with tommy's avatar, he had also fused with a piece of tommy. two brothers had became one; jake essentially has "two souls" and this is why eywa chose them. i think a lot about how we see jake and tommy in their sons. neteyam adopted tommy's calm spirit, his sense of duty. lo'ak adopted jake's brazenness and propensity to rebel against the status quo, trying new things on his own terms, his own way. the sully brothers are two different sides of jake (and tommy). their spirits were split into two brothers. this created a fierce bond between them. but it also meant that, unlike jake, lo'ak did not have tommy's principled reservations. it all went to neteyam. instead lo'ak is impulsve, even "rude" and "strange" by na'vi standards, like jake. consequently, it was difficult for lo'ak to "fit in" or feel accepted by the omatikaya clan. before becoming a part of the metkayina clan, he felt that his immediate family were the only ones who truly understood him.

[scuffle-with-spirals]

I had a really bad feeling buying SONiKA on impulsve was gonna be something I regret, It was, but I'm starting to really like her?!?!??!?!?! HGHGGHG

I'm calling my duets between her and Nana the Green team...aough....

Instrumental by 6thJester!

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm very very ashamed to admit that I buyed Killing Time. I hate that I payed money for a Tom King story but the art was pretty and it was on discount and I have a really poor impulsve control.

[seaquestions]

and now i do remember why i impulsvely walk home at times its bcos if i miss my bus i have to wait like half a fucking hour….. its rly cold 2day tho….

[daisyhq]

hey wait ! MICAH right? welcome to daisy apartments ! let me help you with the boxes since you need to move in within eight hours. 🌼 (kwon soonyoung now taken)

( kwon soonyoung. he/him. 28 ) welcome to daisy apartments, MICAH RYU ! we heard you’re a PIERCER working at IRON & INK who is originally from AUCKLAND, NZ and have been living here in the apartment for TWO YEARS, you’re settling fine in sanfran aren’t you ? hope everything’s going smoothly around the THIRD FLOOR because we have been getting some complaints about water leaks and what not but hey at least rent is cheap ! the landlord has seen you DANCING quite often so it seems like it’s one of your main interests, your neighbors have also mentioned how ALTRUISTIC & IMPULSVE you tend to be which makes perfect sense for an AQUARIUS ! let me take note of that because we do love celebrating birthdays around here. btw, your package of BEGINNERS COOKBOOKS has been sitting in the mail for a few days now, you better pick that up before someone claims it ! ( k, she/they and mst )

[thymehaspassed]

ABORT MISSION I LET THE IMPULSVE THOUGHTS WIN AND NOW I HAVW BALLOON GLIE ON MY HAND

[holepic98]

i get so annoyed by some of the shit i see on here and i keep asking myself why the fuck im still on tumblr im almost 26 years old. and the n i get down because im almost 26 i live with my fucking grandparents i still dont have my liscense i dont have bottom surgery i cant just live a normal life i work all the tome i impulse spend on shit i impulsvely eat stuff i dont want to

[astarab1aze]

"I want wha's buried t' stay buried, like any ol' body else - ma cheri. I know exactly wha' kinda man I am, an' it ain't th' kind tha' puts up wit strangers pokin' their noses int' shit tha' don' concern 'em." Knuckles bruised against the table, sickly tones mingling with scrapes, burns, and dried blood. He means what he says, yet no flame heeds his call. He's tired, he wants to hide, curl up in wefts of velvety orange, and never open his eyes again - impulsve and worn adrenaline driving him. "Th' fuck d'ya want anyway? Whaddya get outta tryna psychoanalyse me? A cookie? Booberry pie? Gods above and Hells below-"

"Oj, oj, oj , is that what you think you want? Slip away where nothing touches you, where no one dares. -- people like you don’t crave the quiet—you thrive on the wreckage, the chaos.... don’t you, môj ptaszku? That idea of being 'unworthy'? It’s almost beautiful, in its own way. But deep down, you’re dying for someone to see you, to dig their nails in and pull you back, even if you won't admit it. Maybe you’re not as invisible as you like to pretend.... and fortunately.. or maybe not, I want to make my nails dirty --"

[gumptiomdog]

b,,bo,,boatem,,, imma miss them in season 9 BUT new dynamics to latch onto heheheheh

[wildcardjoey]

hhehehe, I heard prev tags and bring you content >:3. -*inhales*- SO, Gem is super into old tomes and books because when she was younger her grandmother had those things, so when she and her parrents moved out to the city she forgot a lot of details in the books but there's one spell/rune/sigil that she remembers, and sometimes just draws from memory, out of bordem. Turns out when you're a busy college student moving around and constantly phoning a demon, you're kinda hard to catch so one night when Gen and a few friends were hanging and Gem got boerd she started doing it again and Implue shows up like, "I've been getting these calls for 3+ years, how have you done this??" and Gems like "Oh that is the COOLEST".

If you're hanging out with your friend in their dorm and have nowhere to actually be, you know the point when everyone has wound down and really should be going back to their own, seperate dorms ad different points in the hall and up or down a few floors, but no one wants to be the first one to leave because you're already comfortable and moving would be a hassle so everyone is just waiting to follow the cue of someone else.

It is this mood that finds Gem finishing the carving of that old sigil she would sometimes doodle while bored into the amethyst piece her grandmother had given her as a gift when she started university. It had supposedly been handed down in their family for generations.

"That's really well done." Pearl leaned over to get a better look at the carving. "How did you get it so circular freehand? I know you only have the one piece so you didn't have practice."

"I guess after scribbling it so often, it just baceme muscle memory at this point."

"Or you inharited your ancestors obsession with specifically shaped amethysts."

"Shut it, Cleo." Gem almost rolled her eyes at that reference. "How do you even know that story? I can't even find reference to it in the academy library-" Gem felt the final wall between the carved portions of the amethyst surface cave and refocussed in on her work. "Oh, I'm done-"

The amethyst exploded, but Gem felt the pain before it finishes. Her hand holding the stone shot out, vaulting the exploding rock across the room.

Gem nearly blacked out from the pain. She didn't want to look down at her hand, both of fear of the mangled mess it may have become, and for fear of looking away from the figure that had materialized from from the blast of purple light to crush her desk, obscured in the lingering smoke.

Gem felt... an odd mix of confusion, fear, and excitement as the details of that half remembered story accompanying the sigil.

Impulesffe, his story focused more on a lust for knowledge annd wanderlust than it did the form of desire one would most associate with a demon called the Embodiment of Lust.

Demons are real. Magic is real. The thought repeated in her head as she stared at the creature in front of her. Wings spread from its back, horns from its head, as it stood even hunched I became clear the room was almost too small for it- him, more correctly. An odd thought that was, remembering that the master in front of her had preferred pronouns as she potentially faced death.

"I am so sorry!" He spoke, and his face was clearly panicked a bit as the smoke cleared enough to see it. "Since you'd been trying to summon me so often I figured it was urgent and now that you finally had a powerful enough catalyst, I materialized as soon as possible without checking my surroundings if it was safe." A sudden realization came over his face. He spoke as he turned to Gem, a more serious look on his face. "Right, why have you called upon me. Summoner?"

"Pfft-hahahahhahah-" Cleo burst out laughing. Pearl looked amused. The demon looked embarrassed now.

"Oh no, has there been a mix up?"

Gem started to lean into how cool the situation was that she had just summoned an actual demon. "Are you Impulesffe?"

The demon seemed to flinch at the name. Most people pronounce it Impulse SV, or just call me Impulse, bust yes. That is I"

"Do you grant wishes? Can I refuse my wishes? I don't really want to sell my soul."

"Um. Okay? No... I... don't do those sorts of deals. You...summoned me by contract."

Impulse motioned to Gem's left hand, which she now realized had stopped stinging. The three girls looed at it, and now noticed there was now a bright glowing violet rendition of the sigil Gem had just carved seemingly tattooed to her hand.

"...So, are you stuck here now until this is brokern?"

"No... you dismiss me when you desire. The contract can't be broken either. We're bound until your death."

"Ah. Goodbye then."

"Wha-" The demon vanished, and Gem forced her friends out of her dorm.

That was a lot of information she's sort through at a later date. For now, she headed to bed, head still spinning. A demon contractor. She had to see if her grandma still had that book.

[montgomery-moods]

☀️ Summer time in Boatem - A playlist ☀️

A set of redstone speakers begin to glow as a button is pressed. They gather around the Boatem Pole/Hole and wait for the soft music to start. Summer has officially come in Boatem.

Wonderwall - Oasis

Alright - Supergrass

Best Friend - Rex Orange County

Land Down Under

I Get Around - Beach Boys

Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader

Material Girl - Madonna

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

Mansford Roof - Vampire Weekend

Everybody Else Gets Wet - Delorentos

We Built This City - Starship

The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzie

You're my Best Friend - Queen

Take a Chance on Me - ABBA

Starman - David Bowie

"Really Mumbo? This is so cliché."

"What? I think it's cool!"