#implied demus

[radioactive-dazey]

Sanders Sides as things me and my friends have said, Pt. 26

Remus: should I download a dating app and find someone to make out with me?

Janus: um, no.

Remus: hmm. Probably for the best

Janus, two minutes later: Actually yes

Remus: WAIT fr?! I got your permission?

Janus: but let me sit with you while you scroll. I want to be part of that

Remus: what app should I download. Should I start compiling photos. Should I warn people I'm autistic

Janus: tinder, yes, and no.

Remus: they'll find out soon enough!

[loganslowdown4]

Janus: What’s this?

Remus: It’s my to-do list.

Janus: Oh? Wonderful dear, I’m glad you’re starting to be more organiz—

Janus: It just says ‘Janus’

Remus: *waggles eyebrows*

Janus: Oh hell. *sighs* You’re lucky you’re cute. Grrr *smiles*

Remus: *grins*

[intrulogicalweek]

Lo Lo? Can we have a little boost here?

You know you want to hit reblog…

Very well, Meus. And Janus dear. If you actually think it might help.

Vote Dukeceit!

(Quiet sigh) I will need to make this up to Virgil somehow…

[dystopiagnome]

Anyways wouldn't it be fucked up if they fell in love with the same guy and instead of shaking hands they ended up waring for the most annoying city boy avaliable.

[but-for-me-its-very-unordinary]

kid!virgil : dad can we get mcdonald’s?

remus : we have demons at home

janus, driving : remus, what does that mean?

janus : remus, virgil is crying, what does that mean

[scenecipriano]

Well, Remus Sanders!

Remus being held back by his manifestations of Lady Dimitrescu's daughters: I am so /fucking/ ready! COME AT ME DOUBLE D

Janus in his skirt outfit: *clears his throat*

Janus perfectly mimicking Lady Dimitrescu: Well, Remus Sanders, we finally meet!

Remus already having a nose bleed: /Fuck/

Janus: *wheezes*

[eggslovemetoo]

WARNING: REMUS

Remus: Oh GOD IT WAS ONE TIME! If I hadn’t slept with that priveliged asshole none of us would have access to the living world! Logan: ...you what?

Earlier

Remus, sneaking out onto a balcony with a book whilst Janus is still asleep: Got the book, got the book, got that fuckin heavy book~

Remus: -falls off a balcony and crushes a cake-

Remus:

Patton:

Virgil:

Remus, to Patton: sorry I fucked your husband

[ratking-kingofrats]

Remus: I like my men how I like my burgers, secretly human.

Janus,visibly shaking: What the fuck does that mean???

[radioactive-dazey]

Sander Sides as things me and my friends have said, PT. 10

Remus: It would be so incredibly sexy of someone to buy me boba /j

Janus: i would if i had money.

(This is a short one but i thought it was funny)

[zoei101]

Patton: You should always appreciate the little things in life!

Remus: *Looks at Janus*

Janus: don't you dare-

[darkcookie]

I love the relationship between Janus and Remus and I haven't even seen them meet up in the vids yet :P

The contrast between them, that Janus hides everything while Remus hides nothing is so intriguing. It takes a liar to know a liar. But if the other is not a liar, will Janus be able to figure him out? (Well at least he can't say hurtful things to Remus unlike he did to the others, and that's a plus.)

Also, it's always cool when ppl do the things that you can't do. Janus's deception and Remus's honesty are direct opposites, so I believe they can admire each other.

Moreover, Thomas isn't always plagued by intrusive thoughts, and that I believe is the work of Deceit. So, is Janus capable of restraining Remus? I am so waiting to see how this will work out.

Ps. As Deceit keeps Remus hidden most of the time, I guess he's the only one who sees Remus as he truly is.

[virgil-is-my-life]

[ruby-the-bunger]

Remus:haha- my twin brother thinks im dead-

Janus:i- remus.... i promise we'll show roman you're not dead....

Remus: alright ;w;

[magpiemorality]

i've got an idea for an au!! patton is in charge of making people fall in love and he has to get logan and roman together. but he accidentally makes roman fall in love with virgil, so he's trying to correct his mistake. aaaand i leave the ending up to you :D

Ahh I didn’t get to the end but I loved this concept so much, because it reminded me of Midsummer Night’s Dream!!

AO3

***

"New assignment! New assignment!" Patton sang as he buzzed up out of bed that morning, humming to himself as he twirled his way to the shower and then off to work. Assignment day was an excellent day, full of fresh challenges and excitement and all the usual anticipation of budding romance a cupid could ever want. It was almost as good as the feeling when he finally successfully got the new lovers together, but nothing beat that.

Patton exchanged bright smiles and friendly greetings with every equally bright and friendly inhabitant of his town in Aphrodosia. They were all cupids, the odd guardian angel visiting scattered here and there. The town was alive with vibrance and movement as per usual in the mornings and Patton was far from the only one singing to themselves.

"Good morning Emile!" He chirped when he got in the elevator at work.

"Good morning Patton!" Emile chirped back, smile wide. "Oh, it's your new assignment day, isn't it!"

"It is!" Patton grinned, clasping his hands and swaying dreamily. "Oh I so hope they're lovely. But they always are. Isn't it such a beautiful thing?!"

Emile swooned a little, and they giggled together before Emile jumped out at Relationship Rebuilding and Patton continued up to Meeting Cute and Love At First Sight.

Patton's last assignment had been wonderful and easy and quite frankly misfiled as Meeting Cute when really it should've been under Happenstance and Meeting Ugly and/or Villains Need Love Too. They were sweet and chaotic and he hoped he got a chance to check in on the soon. But the prospect of a new assignment was just even more tantalising and Patton shrieked with glee when he was finally handed the folder.

One Logan Haynes and his soon-to-be-beau Roman Leroy were just the most dazzling, high class power-couple he'd ever seen! Logan was a young data analyst for NASA and Roman was apparently a very well known 'YouTuber', whatever that meant exactly. They shared a fascination and passion for the known world and what lay beyond, and they were both not-so-secret nerds. It was a match made in Aphrodosia!

The air on Earth hummed when he descended with his mojo stocked up and ready to go. Logan was going to be the harder target so it would be safer to start with Roman and let his own romantic side do half the work for him.

If only the other guy hadn't stumbled into the changing room unexpectedly and stolen the hearts from Roman's eyes��

Patton was in so. much. trouble.

[askintothevoids]

Remus is taking Janus on ride on Harry Cox.

Janus: Hurry this shit up O’Malley, or I’m taking away your life privileges.

Remus: Oh calm down, snake lips. It’s just a little ride.

Janus: It’s not the ride, it’s the beast you’ve conquered!

Remus: Uh.. just think of it as your son’s ancestor? Or Verrill’s sister or something.

Janus: He’s not technically my son, crocodile.

Janus: Not my point though. You need to get rid of this thing! You know how idiotic it is to run around with one of these things.

[ablurredartist]

(Episode 2) Part 2: Officially, Vipers.

I'm gonna try to post these once a week, maybe every Sunday. Though I can't promise that since school has just started and college classes are harder than I thought 😔👊