#immediately made me think of cal with that kitty

[calumsash]

🍓 🌻 🌿 I wish I could be there now 🌿 🌻 🍓

[spookyblazecoffee]

I love it when ranger teams bicker like a little family, you have no idea<3

The reason I came up with kitty cat is because of the whole vampires hissing thing. Although, something relating to bats could work.

Gayest version of Twilight is exactly the vibe. But also some Monster High vibes, too.

Victor and Monty see Brody and Levi rolling around in the dirt and are just standing there with their mouths hanging open bc they're so confused.

I want and also don't want the supernatural creatures thing to be a secret at the same time. Maybe they keep the supernatural thing a secret as rangers and are pretty open about it as "civilians"??

As for more headcanons:

Calvin loves the fact that the suits cover everything because then he's not burning in the sun while trying to fight.

Hayley uses her siren powers against the monsters they fight.

Everyone's always so confused as to why the pink ranger sounds like she has an electronic voice whenever she saves them.

Near the full moon, everyone's worried about the red and gold rangers because they're not fighting as great as they usually do.

Calvin's helmet has ecolocation bc bats<3

Preston spends most of his free time trying to come up with a spell or charm or something that makes it easier for Calvin to be out in the sun. As well as the same things to help the others.

Hayley also uses her powers to soothe the civilians they protect from Odius and Galvanax's monsters. Especially the younger kids.

Brody and Levi both have a soft spot for younger kids and are insanely protective of them because wolves are incredibly protective of their pack and especially their young.

Wolves are matriarchal, so Brody does feel bad about being the leader just because he happened to get the red ninja power star. He often goes to Hayley and Sarah for advice when trying to make decisions for the team just because of instinct.

Dane Romero is probably also a werewolf along with Brody and Levi's mom, most likely. They all had a hard time after Brody and Levi's mom died since there was no longer a natural balance of power in their "pack" (family).

Wait, now I'm thinking about the lack of power balance on Galvanax's ship and how difficult that would've been for werewolf Brody since he was still pretty young when he got taken. Same with Levi because he had to be in hiding for about ten years.

The thing about Levi also makes me wonder. Where did he hide? Did he find a new "pack" to stay with? Did he stay alone? What happened in those years of him hiding from Odius and everything else out to get him? If he did find a new werewolf pack, does he still keep in touch with them? Did he find an actual wolf pack to stay with?

Anyway, getting away from that topic until it takes over my brain.

Whenever Brody and Calvin get a little too mean in their bickering, Hayley and Sarah are both immediately like: "Boys!" with matching looks of disappointment. The first time this happened, Brody got a little upset at himself because he thought they were mad at him. They weren't, but y'know, the whole being raised on an alien spaceship where everyone was mad at him thing can really get to a teenage werewolf. (Trauma for the babey)

Hayley's dad is actually super interested in how Mrs. Thompson made Sarah. Still don't know if he's a siren or if Hayley's mom was. It could also be like that one episode of Creeped Out where the girl was taken in by her parents because they found her in some rocks on the beach and she turned out to be a mermaid/siren.

Sometimes, Brody will get a little too rough when play fighting with someone other than Cal or Levi, and he'll feel really bad about it until they assure him that they're fine.

Brody absolutely adores rough housing with Levi, but sometimes his brother can be a bit too tired to fight, which is when Brody and Calvin are the ones fighting. The first time Brody and Calvin fought, Preston thought they were angry at each other, but in all actuality, they were both just bored, and it was a fun way to blow off steam.

Brody is just like a big wolf puppy from a lack of constant social skills training on Galvanax's ship. That's a big part of why he and Viera get along so well (she's still an alien in this AU, obvs) because neither of them were really taught much about human concepts.

Brody literally learned everything he knows from an alien, a robot, and his parents, who weren't able to teach him much before Galvanax took him.

That's all I have for now<3

Werewolf Brody and vampire Calvin love to poke fun at each other.

Brody's a little too affectionate with Preston or literally anyone in their friend group? Calvin's first reaction is to call him a lap dog.

Calvin hisses at Brody when he tries to hug him? Brody calls him a kitty cat.

They're best friends, but they're always making fun of each other, so people outside their little group think they dislike each other when in reality they love each other.

There's tons of play fighting between Calvin and Brody, but also between Brody and Levi (that one's just brothers being brothers)

I don't know if they would still be rangers in this AU, but it would be hilarious if they were.

You know, this is absolutely adorkable. THE INFIGHTING AND THE BICKERING. I LIVE FOR THAT.

AND THE INSULTS??? KITTY CAT AND LAP DOG?? (tho i feel like bat spawn or some other shit like that would be a better insult for Cal XD) but YES the utter CHAOS. Werewolves vs Vampires REAL and TRUE.

Please tell me this also gives a gayest version of twilight with Preston being Bella :D (we all know twilight is cringe but its a cult classic soo)

Brody and Levi DUDE IMAGINE they tackle each other into the dirt all the time. And the others are just like *shrug* there they go again, I guesss *shrug again*.

Literal doggo behaviour I tell you XD BUT YES YES and YES. They should definitely be Rangers in this AU, because 1: ranger drama. and it'd be hilarious to see them trying to keep TWO secret identities (unless the mythical creatures one isn't secret??) and 2: aNyBoDy CaN bE a RaNgEr. Taken to another level. imagine the chaos.

Any more headcanons on this?? 👀

[fexiprompts]

So stick with me here

Lexi + Fez special episodes

Fez episode P1

( Ik a lot won’t translate as this show and the special episodes where HELLa dreamy and visual but would love if things are described in detail - our babies are spiraling)

Think of this as the immediate 3-4 months following the raid. I think it also works out that ash isn’t confirmed dead to give room for ash returning in season 3 - atleast in my version of this - but ash is in this just never seen

Fez’s episode should so the immediate booking and possible memory loss / dissociation of seeing ash as get shot while going through booking/holding ( would be great if it doesn’t confirm ash’s death)

* my idea is that ash is not narrating but speaking to fez directly. It starts subtle “ fuck off” “wtf fez” ( kinda like that scene in the play where we hear fez but don’t see him)

- how him and rue became so close (how was that built they literally never show us)- smoking, hanging, talking about his gma, talking about ash

a transition can be them talking after some fam love shit has been said and we hear ash say something “ going soft bro” and fez breaks the fourth wall and continues to until the end of the episode

- a dreamy like conversation between fez and ash ( we need to see these boys show more than masculine love , and I want ash to be able to express his why and why he felt that way — fez needs to hear that if only it’s dream) “your just a kid” “ I was never just a kid, I was your partner” “ you deserved to be a kid” “ so did you bro wtf”

[ we see Lexi try to visit the store and things are roped off and closed]

- Faye being released and being the person fez immediately calls ( sorry she’s going to be his new family she has no one and people loved her)

- Faye and fez chat yet we don’t know what they talk about ( it’s assumed he asks her to help with covering the house , get kitty safe and manage the store)

- dream scenes of him and Lexi on the farm , that life they wanted etc( big wide open spaces in contrast to tight jail cell would be gorgeous ) would be amazing if there’s some flashbacks of him and Lexi talking about life or goals or dreams that SL deprived us of “ you going fucking soft bro” “ I took care of you bro I deserve some soft shit”

Optional adds or saves for Lexi episodes ( pt2)

- Lexi tries to go by the house multiple times and we see her left in the dark ( top of fic)

- Lexi goes by again and she speaks to Faye and finds the letter , she asks Faye to let her speak to fez, Faye says “he needs time”

- we see Faye cleaning up the house, there when kitty goes to a state facility

- cal and fez cross paths in lock up “ where’s your sidekick” “ fuck you pedo didn’t you learn last time” “ funny enough I did” “ oh yeah and what was that” “ you have a choice, we all have a choice” “ fuck you on about” “ I raised someone who would hurt others because I hurt them, his choice got me here”” and you aren’t upset by that?” “ he made a choice, I will make mine”

- Faye helps him with an alibi, paired with the bugged confession say he gets a year ( we hear that at the end for his sentencing)

- Lexi gets a call from juvenile jail with the collect call being from Ashton ONeil 😭

Fade to black

If you like it happy to provide what the Lexi episode will look like and how that sets us up for S3!!

!!

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Be my Valentine? Pt 2

Pairing- Awkward! Calum and Y/N

Guess this is going to be 3 parts...

    Everyone wakes up early that morning besides you. You kept trying to fall back asleep every time you woke up because you wanted to continue your dream of an ice cream and a sunset boy, but you finally decided to get up and make a little magic in Ashton’s room.

   You grabbed a bag you had hidden in Ash’s room long ago for a previous prank but forgotten about. As you lay the contents out, you knew this was going to make him pissed-but you still decided to do it. You covered all of the posters in his room, which there were a lot, with new and improved posters. That's right, Viagra and Hello Kitty posters now covered the walls of Ashton’s room.

  As you walked out and acting as if nothing happened, you saw Mikey eating a pack of Oreos. Yes, that probably wasn't the best breakfast choice, but you knew you wanted them anyway.

 “What? You want an Oreo? Sorry, this just so happens to be my last one, Y/N,” Michael laughed, but not for long because you ran towards him and the Oreo he has in his hand. His arm was raised so you couldn't reach it. He tried to run away but realized there was a chair behind him, yet instead of stopping, he thought it was a brilliant idea to try and flip over the chair. You heard an “Holy fuck!” from Michael as you and Luke started to cry of laughter.

  As you ran over to Michael to take the Oreo- you mean, make sure he was okay- you saw him put it in his mouth before you could take it.

“Michael Clifford, you son of a-" just as you were about to curse him out, Calum’s deep, groggy voice interrupted you.

 “We have another pack, Y/N,” there was no emotion in his voice, and he didn't even bother looking at you as he grabbed the Oreos for you.

 “It's- it’s okay, I'll just have something else…” your voice trailed off as you wondered where this attitude was coming from. He had been awake for hours, so it couldn't have been that he wasn't a morning person.

  Calum wasn't exactly sure why he was acting this way either. He had enjoyed talking to you a lot yesterday, but he couldn't bring himself to show it. He couldn't be mean to you either, so he entire manner just came across and douchey. That didn't stop him from taking glances at Y/N every now and then-something he didn't know why he wanted to do so bad, but he couldn't resist.

 He saw her with an amused grin on her face as Ashton walked towards his room, and then Calum remembered that she was planning on getting him back.

  Ashton opened the door to his room and screamed, “What the literal fuck Y/N!”

 As the you and the rest of the boys gathered around his room, there was laughter all around. You even swore there was a slight smile from Calum as he peeked into Ash’s room, and the memory of his hearty laugh from the night before filled your mind. You knew you needed to hear it again today even if it was the last thing you did.

 “Hey, losers! Wanna go to the club tonight?” you pitched the idea of drinking partly because you knew the boys would love it, but mostly because you wanted to take your mind off of Calum for a damn minute. You didn't know why he was suddenly all you could think about, and you weren't sure how much you liked it . He was your friend, after all, and nothing more.

 Of course the boys agreed, but Calum decided that he wasn't going to drink. He told everyone it was because he was going to be their driver, but he knew that if he got drunk he might try to hook up with some girl, or even worse, Y/N. He did not want to explain to Ashton why he was being so handsy with Ash’s almost-sister.

 It wasn't like he hadn't gotten drunk around Y/N before, but he didn't trust himself this time. He wasn't sure why, but he knew something was different. He thought about her more than usual now-not that he thought about her on a regular basis or anything….

  You decided to try your best to let Calum be for the night. You weren't going to think about him or talk to him- this was your night to be free of any men hanging around your mind. The best way to start that, you decided, was to get dressed up. Feeling a bit more beautiful never hurt anyone, right? That meant that you had to go home, so you planned a time with the groaning boys who just wanted to leave now.

 When you finally arrived back at the boys’ house, you were greeted by a whistle from Luke and a glare from Ashton who pulled you aside.

“What's going on Y/N? Why are you so dressed up? Guys will be staring at you all night!” he interrogated.

 “And I'm trusting you to punch them when they get they do. I'm just looking for a little fun, Ash,” reassuring Ash was hard, but you knew it was important if you wanted him to leave you alone for the night.

  Calum couldn't bare to look at you. He had expected you to look nice, because -well- you always did. It's not like he had a crush on you or anything, but rather that he knew when to admit that someone was attractive, which you were. But tonight you had dressed up more than usual, and Calum hadn’t been prepared. Jesus, how was he going to be able to look away from you all night? He wanted to admire you, but in a friendly way because he appreciated your friendship and liked to see how confident his  friend was.

    Upon arrival, everyone who was drinking took a couple shots and then split up to do their thing. Michael was being social, Luke was dancing with a girl, and you were pretty sure Ashton had a group of girls and even a guy or two around him who he was flirti- you mean, entertaining with his charms. Calum looked to be scrolling through Twitter on his phone, and even though you had planned not to talk to him, you were drunk and sober-Y/N didn't matter right now.

  “Heeeey Cal! Whatcha doin’ babe?” Sober you was definitely going to regret this.

 “Uh-um are you- are you okay Y/N?” Calum wasn't expecting you to come up to him. He knew you could handle your alcohol pretty well, so he had never seen you drunk before. You must've had a lot more than a couple shots.

 “I'm feeling great, babe, but you need to loosen up. Stop being Mr. Grumpy-pants!” Your pouty face made Calum’s cheeks turn even redder. Why were you calling him babe? Why didn't it make him mad?

  “Um- Y/N. I think- I think that you're pretty drunk right now… do you want me to bring you home?” he couldn't stop the struggle he was having to get his words out. This wasn't normal; he was a songwriter, he was supposed to know what to say.

  “Home? Why would I want to go- ‘scuse me, Cal-" you broke off your sentence by running in the bathroom and throwing up in the first stall. You starting sniffling and a couple stray tears ran down your face. “Cal, cam you take me home?”

  “Oh, god. Of course! Here, take my hand,” He offered his hand to you so you could steady yourself, but you still toppled over and directly into Calum’s arms.

   “Guess I'll- I guess I'll just carry you then…” Calum was completely flustered by the drunk, emotional you that was in front of him, but he knew he had to suck it up for you. He picked you up bridal style as you giggled and walked you across the parking lot.

 “Ash!” you cried out in worry.

  “He'll be fine, Y/N. I told them to take an Uber. He's not that- he's not very drunk.” Calum couldn't help but feel something  at the thought of you being absolutely hammered and still worrying about your best friend.

   As Cal was driving you home, you couldn't help but ramble on and on about everything that came to mind. “Calummm! Why are you so grumpy-grumpy? You were so happy and cute yesterday!”

  Calum immediately felt a tingle in his chest and heat on his cheeks. Was I just called cute by Y/N? Sure, the fans called him that sometimes, but never Y/N. It made him feel…special. God, what was he thinking?! He sounded like a schoolgirl with a crush...not that he had a crush or anything of course! Why would he have a crush on Y/N? Sure, she's funny and beautiful and cares for others and likes songwriting… But she's also Ash’s little sister! That's just weird.

  “I- I don't know?” was all Calum could muster.

  “What? Are you not sure? Or is the sexy Calum Hood at a loss for words?” Definitely going to regret this.

  Calum was freaking out inside. Sexy? “I guess I am, Y/N. At a loss for words that is. Not sexy. I wasn't calling myself sexy or anything-that's just weird. Not that you're weird for thinking that! Many fans think that about me too. Wait, that sounds worse. I swear I'm not a narcissist!”

  You started to giggle uncontrollably at his flustered ramblings. “Cal! You're so fucking adorable. God, do I have such a crush on you!”

 That was it. Calum Hood was official broken. He was a mess of stuttering and blushing and thank God we just got to your house because any longer and I would've had to respond to that.     

 “Alright, time for you to go inside,” he said, leading you to your room. Calum got some pajamas for you, and after you got dressed he ran you a bath. While you were getting clean, Cal even put your throw-up clothes in the wash.

  Then came the hard part- getting you to lay down. For someone who couldn't walk at the moment, you were surprisingly energetic. Eventually, Cal had to pick you, put you in bed, and tuck you in.

 “Okay, Y/N, time for you to go to bed and for me to go home. If you need anything, just-"

 “But I want you to stay!” you whined. “Please? Can you sing me that song you were singing last night? With the gold and stuff?”

 “I uh- you heard that?” -you nodded- “Sure, I guess.”

 "I can take you out, oh oh

We can kill some time, stay home

Throw balloons, teddy bears, and the chocolate eclairs away

Got nothing but love for you, fall more in love everyday

Valentine"

[calzona-all-ways]

Mrs. Torres and the Red Headed Devil

By Anonymous

Chapter 2

- hi! I can’t wait for you to come home. I’ve missed you so much!-

-really?- Callie couldn’t believe she could be so lucky as to be missed by the person she herself so desperately missed.

-of course I have. I’ve been really sad since you left. But now that you’re coming home I’m super happy again!-

Smiling ebulliently, Callie reflected on Arizona’s almost childlike enthusiasm and the thought of it in her life once again.

-I miss u too. And I can’t wait to see u -

-you will. Soon. I’ll buy tickets. When do you want to come?-

Wow, Arizona was as eager as she and Sofia for their little family to reunite. Maybe their daughter had gotten it wrong after all and there were no impending nuptials in the immediate future for her former wife and the imitator.

-we just bought the tickets online. For tomorrow.-

-tomorrow?!-

-Surprise! I couldn’t wait. I really want to come back.-

-OMG! YAY! Tomorrow’s perfect. Now I really can’t wait. I’ll probably be up all night, too excited to sleep!-

-lol! U always say that tomorrow comes a lot faster when u sleep. Especially if u have good dreams.-

-you’re right, I do. And it does. And I will have the best dreams ever tonight because I’ll be dreaming of you.-

-I always dream of u. I really can’t wait to see u.-

-Me too! In fact, I’m going to go to sleep right now so tomorrow can come and we can be together sooner. -

-lol, okay. Me too. Goodnight-

-Goodnight. I’ll see you tomorrow! ;) -

- :) -

Arizona smiled brightly and placed her phone on the night stand beside her bed. Sofia was coming home. Finally. The year of torturous separation was over and she would be seeing her mini Calliope once more. Sure they’d visited each other over the last twelve months but their time together always seemed to fly by and on each and every occasion left her feeling devastatedly hollow when it was time to part once more. It certainly wasn’t the same as having her favorite person right beside her long term. But now, now was a time for happiness. Sofia was coming home. Her daughter was finally coming back and Arizona was excited beyond belief.

Xxxxx

Buckled into the luxuriously heated leather seat of the chauffeured vehicle her mama had waiting for them when they stepped off the plane in Seattle, Sofia pulled her phone from her bag and held the power button, the illuminating light brightening up the cars interior as she waited for it to come to life. She was beyond excited and wanted to text her mommy to tell her she was almost there.

The little fingers dancing quickly around the keyboard caught Callie’s attention and she smiled proudly at their deftness, her mind envisioning a successful surgical career in the young girl’s future.

“Sofia- wait. Wait. Scroll down a little,” she told her daughter as the tail end of a familiar conversation caught her eye.

Callie gasped loudly as more of the previous exchange was revealed.

“Ma-maa,” Sofia complained as her fingertip moved the screen and she saw the unfamiliar conversation. “You were using MY phone again.”

“Oh my-” a larger tanned hand, deft in its own right covered the shocked woman’s mouth.

“Didn’t you see my kitty stickers?” the little girl accused, after all this wasn’t the first time her mama had made this mistake. Hence the colorful stickers.

Silence abated as the ortho surgeon closed her eyes tightly.

“Mama, what’s the matter?”

When long moments went by without an answer, Sofia tried again.

“Mama?”

“I used- she doesn’t- oh my g-” Callie swallowed heavily, startled as the realization of her error and the consequence of her mixup landed like a punch to her metaphorical gut.

Confused little eyes stared up at Callie while the shock of the revelation played out comically on her features before eventually subsiding. When the ortho surgeon could finally breathe again, she inhaled heavily, hoping to calm her racing heartbeat, and put her arm around her daughter to reassure the alarmed child while she covertly used her other hand to swipe away a disappointed tear.

“Nothing, sweetheart. Nothing’s the matter. Mama’s just a little crazy.” She sniffled before adopting a tremulous smile. “I’m sorry I used your phone again. Silly me, I didn’t even notice all of the pretty stickers on it.”

“It’s okay.” Sofia could see her mothers eyes filling with water. “You can use my phone if you want. I don’t mind,” she offered.

Sniffling once more, Callie pulled her daughter close, kissing her head before laying her cheek atop the child’s dark hair. “Thank you baby. That’s so nice of you.”

“S’okay.”

“I love you,” her lips met the crown of the child’s head once more.

“Love you too, mama.”

They stayed like that for the rest of the ride as Callie’s mind worked feverishly to decide on what to say to the ex wife who had no idea she was not only accompanying their daughter on this jaunt, but that she had also left her job and all of her belongings back in New York for the misinterpreted promise of a shared tomorrow.

Xxxx

“We’re here, Ma'am.” The car pulled to a stop in front of a neatly manicured lawn of deep green. “Miss Torres?” The driver called out, startling Callie out of her reverie of ‘what if’s’ and 'if only’s.’ “We’re here.”

“Oh.” Callie raised her head from atop her daughters as Sofia snuggled sleepily against her side and cleared her throat. “Oh. Thank you.” She jostled the snoozing child lightly while the driver got out and retrieved the suitcases from the trunk before coming around to her door and pulling it open.

“Oh, uh, just the small one, please,” Callie corrected, the sadness in her eyes easily discernible as she watched the driver wheel the larger case back to the trunk and heard him heave it in. She thanked the Heavens for noticing the mistake before she showed up like a fool with her suitcase in hand at the door of the woman she still loved. The woman who was talking marriage with somebody else.

“Ugh,” the disapproval of that thought left Callie’s lips in a grunt of distaste and she sullenly vowed to think of some way to stop that whole debacle from happening and win Arizona back for herself.

“Sofia. Sofia, honey, it’s time to wake up. We’re here.”

The little girl was suddenly wide awake. “We are? Yay!”

Callie smiled at her daughters enthusiasm as Sofia tried to climb over her in an effort to be the first one out of the ajar door.

“Hey! Hey, slow down,” she called to the eager child. “We have to grab your suitcase.”

“Hurry up, Mama! Mommy’s waiting for me!”

“Okay, okay.” Callie turned to the driver as her daughter ran up the stoop to the house and started banging her little fists against the wood.

“Mommy! Mommy it’s me,” she hollered as she danced excitedly from foot to foot.

“I’ll uh, I’ll need about an hour, so if you want to go grab a coffee or something that’ll be fine,” Callie informed the driver.

“Yes ma'am. Thank you.”

“Uh, also, could you wait until I’m in the house before you actually leave ?”

Callie couldn’t stand the thought that the blonde might not be alone, and if that was the case there’d be no way she would be sticking around to have her foolish heart flayed open in front of witnesses. “Of course.”

“Thank you.”

With a slight smile, Callie nodded and the man returned to his position inside the vehicle while she turned to fully face the house her daughter was assaulting with her balled up little fingers. She took a deep breath and shook her own hands several times to quell the nervous quiver that had suddenly settled in them, wishing there was a likewise easy remedy for the butterflies that were currently fluttering in her stomach as well. “Okay, Cal, here goes nothing,” the whispered encouragement slipped out unintentionally as she watched the front door being abruptly flung open, her daughter jumping ecstatically into the waiting arms of her other mother. “Please be alone, please be alone…”

Pulling out the handle of Sofia’s suitcase, she made her way to the scene on the front porch. She couldn’t help but smile grandly as she watched the reunion before her play out, both parties obvious in their elation at finally being in physical contact with the other. She waited until her daughters feet were placed back onto the ground then opened her mouth to speak but found herself struck dumb as the full force of dimple power was now aimed and fired in her direction. It hadn’t been just a diversionary tactic at all when she’d told Ruby about that super magical smile and it’s abilities. She had been dimply annihilated on more than one occasion.

“Calliope, hi.”

Her breaths became shallow and yet shuddery at the same time.

“Hey you!” Callie cringed for the response that sounded over enthusiastic even to her own ears. She cleared her throat and tried once more. “Uh, hey Arizona. How are you?” Not knowing what to do, she kept an awkward distance until the blonde leaned nearer and pulled her into a warm embrace, their daughter still attached to her midsection.

“Good. I’m- I’m good. How about you? How are you?”

“Good.”

“I didn’t know what time you would be here.”

Callie sighed as her arms wrapped reciprocally around Arizona and squeezing her eyes tightly shut, she valiantly fought back tears, overwhelmed with emotion at the feeling of finally being home again after an excruciatingly long journey. Her body trembled with sadness at the realization of what she had given up by walking out of that therapists office so very long ago.

“Oh, uh, sorry about that,” she offered when the embrace came to an end and their bodies regrettably parted. She didn’t elaborate because didn’t know how to without playing the fool and letting on that it had been her with whom the fetal surgeon had been communicating by text with and not heir daughter.

“That’s okay, I just took the entire day. So… Um, did you, do you want to come in?” Blue eyes shifted to the waiting vehicle. “Oh, you probably need to leave.”

“No. No no. I’m good.I’m good.”

She could’ve sworn she saw a gleam sparkle in blue eyes at the unintended innuendo and beneath her mocha colored skin tone, Callie’s skin grew heated. "I mean, I can stay. If you want me-”

Now it was Arizona who blushed furiously.

“To stay! I can stay if you want me to.”

Was it in her imagination, or did Arizona’s smile just grow in size? Callie’s heart pounded harder at the thought.

“Come on in.”

With a quick backward glance Callie nervously followed the blonde and their daughter into her home, becoming overwhelmed when she stepped inside fully and the fragrance of the woman she loved permeated the air. Her lungs expanded to capture as much of the tantalizing smell as they could while her eyes took in the homey decor as she stopped to look around.

“You don’t have to the stand in the hall, Callie.”

“Sorry. Sorry.”

“And you certainly don’t have to be sorry about it.”

“Oh. Uh sor-” she cleared her throat instead and walked further into the residence. 'Nice place.“

Arizona laughed. Was it her imagination or was her ex-wife actually nervous? "You’ve been here before.”

“Yeah, but I’ve never looked around. I mean, usually I’m just in and out.”

“Well, not this time. I’m glad you could stay for a bit.”

Now it was Callie’s smile that expanded and Arizona fought to drag her gaze away when Sofia voiced a question.

“Is Andrew home, Mommy?”

“Uh, no, sweetheart. Andrew doesn’t live here anymore.”

“Oh.” Sofia wore a comical pout. Her mother’s roommate was fun to play with and always made up the best games.

“What happened? He didn’t- he didn’t try something did he?”

“What-No-”

“Because if he did, I’ll set him straight-” Callie offered, surprised at the sudden burst of aggression she was feeling towards Arizona’s roommate and the obvious edge her tone reflected .

“No. No. Nothing happened. He just uh, he just felt it was time to move on.”

Brown eyes watched her skeptically.

“Uh huh.”

“Um, sit down, Calliope. Can I get you something? Coffee?”

Callie was glad for the offer and calculated exactly how slow she could drink it for the optimum amount of time in Arizona’s company.

“Sure. Coffee’d be great.”

“Mommy can I have a cookie?”

The blonde smiled. It was so nice to be around her daughter and parenting once more for even just the little things.

“I just made some last night. I was too excited to sleep.”

She moved to the kitchen and blew out a heavy breath the second she was out if sight. God, Callie looked as intoxicating as ever and having her there, in Arizona’s personal space, was really wreaking havoc with the blondes libido. The overwhelming temptation to kiss those incredibly soft lips forced Arizona to acknowledge that no matter the amount of years they had spent apart, or the lovers since, she hadn’t even partially detoxed from the exhilarating brunette she’d called home for so long.

When long minutes passed with still no sight of Arizona, Callie made her way through the house, following the trail she had seen the blonde take.

“Uh, hey, I hope it’s alright, Sofia passed out and I was getting kind of lonely in there.” Her thumb ticked over her shoulder.

“Oh. No, yeah, come on in. Sorry about that. I was waiting for the coffee. Sit down.”

Callie sat at the small table in front of the bay window. “You kept the kitchen set.” She liked that there was a piece of 'them’ in Arizona’s home.

“I did. It was nice of you to let me have it.” The blonde enjoyed the reminder of furniture shopping with her wife for their new home and the feelings it invoked within.

“Well you picked it out.”

The women shared a quiet moment lost in the surprisingly comfortable memory of their past.

“So, Sof passed out, huh?”

“Like a light,” Callie agreed. “She was so exhausted, I had to wake her when we pulled up.”

“Oh. Well I guess you guys had a busy day.”

“We did. And as hard as traveling is a on an adult, I’m sure it’s a lot worse when you’re little.”

“Yeah, I remember.” Sadness washed through Arizona. “You’re probably tired too. Did you need to leave?”

“No. No, I’m good. I’m fine. Unless… Did you need me to leave? I mean you probably want to spend some time with Sofia-”

“No. No, it fine. Stay. It’s fine, Callie. And Sofia’s sleeping anyway.”

“Are you sure? I mean I understand-”

“Callie, stay.”

The women shared a smile and a secret sigh of relief that their time together would not be ending anytime soon.

“And if you need to rest, I have a guest room too, you know. Um, I mean if you think Penny wouldn’t mind.”

“No. No. Penny wouldn’t mind.”

“Okay good. Because I don’t want to cause any problems between you.”

“That’s ironic.”

“Excuse me.”

“Nothing. Nothing. So uh, no DeLuca huh? Did he finally put on his big boy pants and get a place of his own?”

“No, not yet. He’s couch surfing. I think he’s at Meredith’s right now.”

“Oh. So what happened?”

“Nothing. Well, nothing bad anyway. He just felt awkward with me dating his sister.”

“Oh. Oh. I didn’t know Eliza and DeLuca were related.”

“Eliza? No, not Eliza, Carina.”

“Who’s Carina?”

“DeLuca’s sister.”

“Wait. So you’re dating someone new now? And she’s DeLuca’s sister? What happened to Eliza? I thought you guys were serious? Like marriage serious?”

“Oh my god, no. Never. I mean she was a good time and I enjoyed her company, but marriage? Nuh uh.”

“Oh.” Callie realized she’d been had, led astray by a very duplicitous little girl, and her mind worked to find its way through the confusion of Arizona’s love life. “So… you’re dating DeLuca’s sister now?”

“I am. WAS. I was.”

“Was? Wait- So you’re not dating her anymore?”

“Nope. Free as a bird.”

“That’s ironic.”

“That’s the second time you’ve said that.”

“Uhhh-”

“Are you trying to pick a fight, Calliope?”

“What? No.”

“Well then what’s so ironic about me being free? Or about me not wanting to cause problems for you and Penny? Because I thought we got passed all that when you took Sofia and moved to New York.”

“We did. We did. And I’m sorry, Arizona. I wasn’t trying to start a fight.” She stands from the table. “But I uh, I think I’d better go now. My car is waiting.”

She hated to part so soon but Callie needed to sort through this new information, and she realized an argument was not going to be conducive to the request for another chance at togetherness with the blonde.

“I’ll be staying at Mer’s too.”

Arizona rose as well, disappointment making her heart feel heavy in her chest.

“Okay. Well, I’m sure Sofia will be calling you later to say goodnight.”

She followed dejectedly as Callie led the way towards her front door.

“And maybe we can talk then, too,” she added.

“Count on it,” Callie replied, pulling open the front door and stepping out into the porch. She turned suddenly, pulling an unsuspecting Arizona into a warm embrace. “Thanks for the non coffee,” she teased. “And I’m sorry things got a little heated. I really wasn’t trying to fight with you.”

“I’m sorry too, Calliope. I don’t want to fight with you either.”

Callie’s eyes held the blonde’s and she smiled , before turning and heading towards the waiting town car.

“I’ll talk to you later?” The shouted request for reaffirmation stopped Callie at the vehicles opened door and she turned to smile at the fetal surgeon one more time.

“Without a doubt,” she called back before ducking into the car’s interior and the door was closed behind her.

Arizona was free and Callie desperately wanted to be back on her radar, and as soon as she worked up the courage she would definitely be back to court her and win her heart all over again.

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Summary: Where Luke is pretentious and Y/N is a nerd.

Warning: PG-13

word count: 2594

{Part One.} {Part Two.} {Part Three.} {Part Four.}

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It had been a lonely week, surprisingly Luke hadn't been to school.. all week, sure most people skipped, but as much as a 'bad boy' Luke was, he never skipped, and the more I pestered his friends where he was, the quieter they got.

"Just tell me!" I whined stopped Calum in the hallway, blocking his path, His jaw was tight and he avoided eye contact, I could see he was about to tell me something, I knew I could get the details out of him.

"It's not my story to tell Y/N." He shook his head, trying to get past me, I was close to tears, I just wanted to know what happened, why wasn't Luke showing up? where had he gone?

"Cal.." My voice cracked putting my hand on his arm just as the second bell rang.

"No." He said more to himself, "When Luke comes back, he can tell you."

"When will he come back?! Why am I so in dark about this? He needs to get his grades up for football, Where is he even?" Now a tear had escaped my eye but I quickly wiped it away, hoping Calum didn't see it.

"I'm sorry Y/N." His face softened, walking around me.

I sighed, looking at the ground, I was so frustrated, seeing him not in his seat the first day made me a little disappointed and I didn't really know why, but I blew it off, then the second day... and then the third day, where all of his friends had sorrow looks of concern all lunch as I questioned them, but not one direct answer.

And I hated to admit it, but I was Used to his annoying attitude, and pointless arguments, the way he spun his pen in his hand in boredom, just the little things he did, it felt lonely without him in the seat next to mine, to have my personal space invaded more than once a day.

Plus, I had no one to protect me, and the people had been taking advantage of that, to getting shoved in a dumpster, to getting tripped, and Etc.

"Where's your boyfriend Y/L/N?" The girl giggled, her friends laughing along, I kept my head down, staring at the empty seat int he corner of my eye.

Don't listen to them.

I whispered to myself, but I knew as much as these girls, where was Luke?

"Did he get tired of you not putting out?"

Tightening my grip on my pencil, He wasn't even my boyfriend.

"Or did mister bad boy realize he didn't need to protect you anymore? that you were dragging him down the social latter, he probably killed himself-"

"He's fine!" I yelled turning around in anger facing the girls, but I was more or less telling myself, that, what if Luke really had. . . . No, he wouldn't.

After that day I refused to think any further about that topic, and I was going to get some answers.

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I had a nervous sweat on the top of my forehead, and my rib cage felt restricted, that was a bad idea, I was going to get caught, and never make it to my dream college, okay clearly I was over thinking this but still.

I had just broken into the principal's office, to get Luke's files I honestly I was surprised with myself to be able to lock pick his door after two minutes of nervous sweating and contemplating turning around and running away.

Luke's file mostly consisted of fights, and unnecessary violence from what it sounded like, and of course: his address.

I was reaching a whole new level of stalking.

Turns out he only lived a ten-minute walk away from my house, ugh why hadn't I just asked Calum where he lived? it would have saved me a whole lot of anxiety.

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The doorbell rang from inside, and I heard a rough voice call "Coming!" as I was met with a shorter version of Luke. . and much older, this must be his Dad.

"Uh hi-"

"Sorry I'm not buying anything, nor do I want to join your church."  as he started to shut the door on me.

"No! uh is Luke here?" I winced when what seemed to be Luke's father slammed the door on foot, as I felt like crying out in my pain, my foot burning.

"Oh, well Luke is grounded from seeing any of his little girlfriends, sorry." Yet again, Luke's father started to close the door.

"No, I'd never be his girlfriend!" I spoke my mind and then blanched in embarrassment processing my own words, "I mean your son is attractive and all but not AT ALL my type, honestly he's the nicest. . . Nevermind! anyway, I have his homework and stuff, and I was really wanting to talk to him about a project in English." I didn't even have English with Luke, but I was desperate at this point to talk to the rude blonde.

"Come on in." His dad sighed, opening the door fully, and from my viewpoint, I could see a kitchen, and a staircase, the house being very quiet besides's what looked like football was on the T.V

"He's in his bedroom, through that doorway, are some stairs to his room in the basement." Luke's father pointed to a stained white door next to another doorway to what looked like a half-bath, they had a big house for it to be so empty.

"Thank you mister Hemmings." I smiled thankfully, hauling my heavy backpack with all of Luke's homework, and his mighty big folder that should belong in the principles office right now.

Opening the door I was immediately greeted with a non-carpeted staircase, of stained normal wood boards, and it made me questions Luke's choice of a bedroom, I walked down the stairs, it was pretty dim and smelled like Luke, and I couldn't help the butterflies that filled my tummy, because of not smelling Luke's scent for a week now.

"Lu-" I paused seeing a king sized bed with a unmoving figure laying half naked, his physique laying lazily, as his chest gently rose and fell, but what caught my attention were the scars on his chest and stomach, and his face.

I dropped my backpack, making my way over to his bed, the more I got closer, the more bruises and scratches I was able to see, my mouth hanging open in shock, and I now realized why he was staying home.

I sat down on the corner of his bed hesitantly, "Luke." I shook his shoulder gently, I felt bad for waking him up, but I've been waiting a week for a straight forward answer.

"Y/N? What the fuck are you doing here?" His voice husky with sleep, his eyes squinted from sleep and his eyebrows furrowed in confusion a shy bit of anger.

"Yeah. . . I-I-I got your homework . .  . yeah." my eyes trailed away from his left eye which looks like it used to almost look swollen shut, but looked pretty healed now.

"You know I was coming back to school tomorrow anyway . . ." as He sat up he rolled his eyes,  wincing slightly but quickly changed his composure hoping I didn't notice.

"What Happened?" I asked, he was just wearing boxers, maybe if he wasn't injured I would be ogling over him, but I was concerned about what happened more.

"It's a long-"

"A long story? yeah, I've been told that the last week from your friends." I spoke monotony, he looked away from me, bringing his hand up to rub his eyes, "I only play 21 questions Y/N, with someone I'm sleeping with."

"So Look I'm not in the mood-" He started out saying standing up.

"That's going to get infected if you don't change the bandages." I interrupted my finger barely grazing the side of his hip that had a white cloth bandaged that was taped to his side, clearly didn't use a first aid kit very often, but what normal person used a first aid kit averagely?

I had already started to reach for my backpack, Luke trying to explain why 'He didn't want my help' but I wasn't about to listen to him when he clearly needed help.

"Y/N stop! I'm fine, seriously! I don't want your help." Luke grabbed my wrist stopping me from peeling back his old bandage, which he really needed to change before he got worse, how come his dad hasn't taken him to the hospital?

"But you need my help." I glared him down, Luke sat down at the edge of his bed, he looked exhausted even after his nap, I didn't blame him though as I pulled out disinfecting spray on from my small carry on first aid kit.

My dad was in a strange gambling system when I was younger and I'd always 'Patch him up' with my little hello kitty bandages and kiss his boo boo's when I was younger, I missed my dad, he probably got into more trouble than he could handle, and ran away .  . . that's what I like telling myself remembering the good times with my dad but my brother say's he ran away with a prostitute to Vegas or something, and even after all these years I kept a first aid kit on myself.

"WHAT THE FUCK." Luke hissed out in pain standing up and walking a few paces away from the bed as I sprayed the disinfectant on his wound.

"Stop being a baby and come here," I complained reaching out and grabbing his arm pulling him towards back where he was sitting, our legs now touching.

"Don't touch me with that demon spray ever again." He grumbled taking the small bottle away from me just for good measure, I shook my head smiling softly but then focusing on the deep cut on his side.

"Dear Lord Luke." I wasn't so sure I wanted to ask anymore.

"Why do you keep the first kit on you anyway?" Luke questioned.

"Who attacked you?" I questioned back muttering back my own response to busy trying not to hurt him as I wiped gently at the edges seeing him flinch every so often as we both became silent.

"Only Y/N Y/L/N would carry  a first aid kit." He laughed lightly shaking his head as well, his laugh did things to me I didn't want to describe, why did he have so an effect on me when he didn't even like me?

"I got in a fight over you.." Luke said abruptly, I paused looking up in confusion at his baby blue eyes, that looked a little bit guilty.

"What? Why?!" sitting up fully, I crossed my arms, why would he need to fight? especially over me?

"That guy Kevin kept on saying crap in my biology class, and then kept on saying he could easily shag you and other stuff when he shouldn't even be saying that stuff you know?" Luke shrugged awkwardly, "And I shouldn't have been listening to him, but his words got to me and I threw the first punch, and then yeah . . . I got suspended, but after I left school his friends decided they wanted to get even with me." Luke looked away from my tense gaze, I blinked a few times staring a the boy before me, he seriously just did this because they said some bullshit?

"And I got Ash and Michael to threaten the class to not post anything so you wouldn't get mad, you're a little scary you know that?" He laughed shaking his head, my eyes studied him, He looked upset with himself, and he looked like he hadn't shaved since he's been gone from school his chin prickled with a stubble and his body covered in scars he had gotten from fighting over me.

The girl who didn't have any friends until now, the girl who knew more about school then what was cool in this day in age, the girl who was a nerd.

In a way it made sense, but on the surface it nothing but confusing, But Luke looked simple on the outside but was nothing but confusing on the inside, maybe I liked him because he was different, he didn't praise me for being smart, everyone thought it was amazing that I could solve a math problem easily, when I felt like I had more problems on the inside but no one saw past that, but I felt like Luke saw that, he saw past peoples lies and got straight to the point.

I felt light headed from all this thinking, and especially how my small crush on the blonde jerk made everything so much more . . . complicated.

"Y/N?" Luke waved his hand in front of my face as he bit his lip slightly.

"S-Sorry." I shook my head as if I shook my head enough all these feelings and thoughts would go away.

" . . . What now?" He whispered, Luke kept on glancing at me nervously, I never seen him like this, he was normally confident.

I didn't know how to answer, it made sense why Kevin walked in with a bruised cheek the other day or how people kept on looking at me weirdly, and how Kevin's gang of friends kept on picking on me before one of Luke's friends stepped in guiding me away from them.

I looked back at Luke his eyes soft and warm, changing to a cloudy blue his hair still tousled messily, and my feelings were all over the place yet again, whenever I wanted to tell Luke something the look on his face stopped me, and I was stuck in my thoughts unable to answer anything, the way his lip ring made him ten times hotter than I noticed before most of the time he went to school without it in, mostly because he normally got dragged to the principles office, the way his lips looked softer and irresistible, words didn't describe my stomach flipping.

Before I could stop myself  I leaned forward slowly and kissed his cheek closing my eyes softly, as my lips lingered on his cheek longer than I wanted to admit, my eyes fluttered open I leaned away from him my face turning red, why did I do that?! I looked away from Luke's face knowing I'd just become more embarrassed, I started putting away my first aid kit beside's the dressings for his hip that needed to be wrapped around his waist.

He laughed for a second, "Y/N, Look at me." But I couldn't bring myself to, I'd just become frozen in his gaze.

His fingertips touched my cheek turning my head, and I was met with his smile, he looked less tired than before.

"Thank you." He leaned forward his own eyes shutting as I found myself shutting my eyes to his lips grazing mine and the butterflies in stomach went insane a part of me becoming content.

He leaned away from my face now bright red I guarantee, I found myself wishing he was kissing me again, wait.. we kissed?! shit.

"I-I should really go, um here's your homework, and I-I Like you. Bye!" I tossed him his folder along with his homework, and ran up his staircase as fast as I could nearly tripping and falling down the wooden staircase, did I just tell him I liked him? Dear Lord Jesus kill me now!

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{Part Six}

I’m so Sorry I haven’t been updating, I had a fallout with my old friends since kindergarten bc they didn’t agree with me being bi, Made a whole new friend group where I get treated like a princess, and get called babe, Made a Youtube channel with them, run a meme account, and now I’m enrolling in a school.. so, that happened.

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Marketing Insight Guides Book 5 The Marketing Attitude M M Marcia Yudkin Author, 6 Steps to Free Publicity This complimentary copy of The Marketing Attitude is my way of thanking you for being a subscriber to my Marketing Minute newsletter. Other volumes in the series are: Persuading People to Buy Meatier Marketing Copy Strategic Marketing Publicity Tactics All five volumes in this series are available in these formats: Paperback Kindle Nook Audiobook If you enjoy this complimentary copy of The Marketing Attitude, I would be grateful if you would post a review, tweet or blog post online. Thank you! - Marcia Yudkin The Marketing Attitude Insights That Help You Build a Worthy Business The Marketing Attitude: Insights That Help You Build a Worthy Business Copyright © 2011 by Marcia Yudkin Publisher: Creative Ways Publishing PO Box 305 Goshen, MA 01032 www.marketinginsightguides.com All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form or medium. For information on ob- taining reprint permission or arranging for bulk sales, please write to Creative Ways Publishing, PO Box 305, Goshen, MA 01032. Cover Design and Interior Design: Kitty Werner, RSBPress Cover Photo: © Silavsale/Fotalia.com Author Photo: Gila Yudkin ISBN 978-0-9716407-4-0 Printed in the United States of America The Marketing Attitude Insights That Help You Build a Worthy Business Marcia Yudkin Marketing Insight Guides Creative Ways Publishing Introduction Seven years into our relationship, my primary care doctor, who practices solo, asked me what I did for work. His immediate next question: “Marketing, what’s that?” “Marketing is everything you can do to make sure you are as busy here as you want to be,” I explained. “Oh, you mean advertising?” he asked. I steered the conversation back to the topic of my health, but I thought a lot afterward about his response. It’s a com- mon misconception that only advertising brings customers, clients–or patients–in the door. Networking, referrals, di- rect mail and media coverage also boost business. It’s even more common to overlook the subtler and sometimes intangible things that attract or repel customers, especially factors in the realm of attitude. Your demeanor, expectations, mindset and ethics profoundly influence what people do after interacting with you or the business environ- ment you’ve created. Introduction | v vI | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE How you speak, what you do over time, decisions you have made (or not made) and elements you focus on or ig- nore also have a significant impact on your business fortunes. In this book, you’ll find anecdotes, explanations, tips and reflections that help you understand the attitudes and ac- tions that can hold back success or nudge you toward a busi- ness that is as financially and psychologically rewarding as you dare to dream. The chapters in this book originate in a weekly column, The Marketing Minute, that I’ve published since 1998. You can sign up for a free email subscription at www.yudkin. com/markmin.htm. I always welcome marketing anecdotes from subscribers and suggestions for topics to cover. Contents Introduction v Part 1 | Basic Marketing Truths Acquire Poise 13 Opportunity Can Strike Anywhere The Power of Asking 17 Nothing Sells Itself 19 When You Stop Marketing 21 Profiting from Mistakes 23 Your Preferences Shouldn’t Rule Accepting Feedback is Hard 27 Patience, Patience, Part I 29 Patience, Patience, Part II 31 Delays Happen 33 The Familiarity Effect is Real 35 11 15 25 Part 2 | The Importance of Quality 37 Forget “Good Enough” 39 Setting a Standard 41 Why Quality? 43 Contents | vii vIII | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Why Good Enough Stinks 45 Be a Good Client 47 Part 3 | You Vis-à-Vis Clients 49 Forget About Wanting Folks to Like You 51 Can You Please Everyone? 53 Serve, Don’t Be Subservient 55 Client Crises: Resolved or Rejected? 57 Respect Potential Employees, Too 59 Everyone Knows–Or Do They? 61 Pricing: Don’t Explain 63 Price Complaints? Here’s What to Do 65 Unwittingly, You Attract 67 Oh, You Do That? 69 Create Fans, Not Customers or Users 71 Cultivate True Fans 73 Part 4 | Find Your Own Best Path 75 Ignore Other People’s “Musts��� 77 They Said I Had To 79 Personality Stereotypes in Marketing 81 Silent Like Cal? 83 Redefine Yourself–Why and How 85 What’s Your Business Philosophy? 87 Set the Right Tone 89 Understand Your Limits 91 Cheesy or Credible? Your Choice 93 Forget Other People’s Numbers 95 Part 5 | From Success to Greater Success 97 From Small Successes to Big Ones 101 Beware Misplaced Pride 103 Create a Dependable Pipeline 105 Are You In Front of Customers Enough? 107 Not Advertising? Think Again! 109 The Grapevine Speaks 111 Long-ago Connections Can Return 113 The Power of Intention 115 What a Standup Comedian Learned Become Unforgettable 119 Don’t Get Drained by Questions 121 Part 6 | My Own Business Lessons 117 123 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part I 125 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part II 127 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part III 129 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part Iv 131 What You Already Know 133 Time for “Thank You” 135 Part 7 | Recession-Proof Marketing 137 When Recession is in the Air 139 Don’t Let Customers Feel Neglected 141 Bob Bly’s Advice for the Last Recession 143 In a Recession, Reconnect 145 Before You Lower Prices 147 Recession? Don’t Run Scared 149 The Get-Clients-Next-Week Formula 151 Be Choosy, Even in a Recession 153 The MarketingCAotntitteundtes | ix x | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Part 8 | Customer Service Matters 155 The Math of Satisfaction 157 Small Touches, Big Impact 159 Soliciting Useful Customer Feedback 161 Apologies That Defuse Disaster 163 Where’s the Start Button? 165 Worried About Bothering Customers? 167 No Parking? No Problem! 169 A Tale of Two Banks 171 Appreciative Gestures Work 173 Recommended Books 175 Get the Whole Series! 177 Index 179 About the Author 183 Part 1 Basic Marketing Truths Acquire Poise While listening to the introduction to Napoleon Hill’s 1928 masterwork, The Law of Success, I was struck by a word we don’t hear much in business discourse today. Hill promised his reader the ability to go through life with harmony and poise. Poise–it’s composure. Dignity. The ability to remain bal- anced and confident while being pulled at from this side and that. Someone with poise neither dominates nor gives in most of the time to the forces around them. If they have passion, they also have the willingness to wait until that passion meets the proper place and time for its expression. In marketing, poise comes from clarity of purpose, deep knowledge of cause and effect, and attunement to reality. Instead of frantic efforts, desperate enthusiasm, robotic copycatting, nasty bluster or greedy pressure on others, you Basic Marketing Truths | 13 14 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE focus serenely on getting from where you are to where you want to go, making adjustments whenever necessary. You make your mark on the world with pleasure and grace, receiving respect and affection in return. Poise certainly gets my vote as a virtue in business. ���  “Kill the habit of worry, in all its forms, by reaching a gen- eral, blanket decision that nothing which life has to offer is worth the price of worry. With this decision will come poise, peace of mind, and calmness of thought which will bring happiness.” –Napoleon Hill Food for Thought Opportunity Can Strike Anywhere Do you divide your life into business and pleasure? Great self-promoters go by the slogan “You never know” and never close themselves off to opportunities. One woman was on an airplane and her seatmate wanted to know about her work. Instead of thinking, Geez, I’m on va- cation, the woman talked about her work–a book for handi- capped travelers that she had just published. Her seatmate turned out to be Abigail Van Buren, of “Dear Abby” fame, and a notice in Abby’s column brought the other woman sacks and sacks of orders for the book. Sam Yost, a music producer, was on his way up a ski lift in Sun Valley, Idaho, when the man next to him started a con- versation. He turned out to be an Arizona radio executive, and before they reached the mountaintop, he agreed to play Yost’s recordings on his stations. And Joann Stoutenburgh of Antelope, California, once got nervous when a man followed her car for several miles Basic Marketing Truths | 15 16 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE and then pulled alongside to talk. He was a lawyer, desperate for a word processing person, and he’d noticed her vanity license plate, “TYPNG4U.” Aha! She was happy to oblige. Opportunity can knock any day of the week, anywhere. So heads up!   “Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: ‘I’m with you, kid. Let’s go.’” –Maya Angelou Food for Thought The Power of Asking Ionce learned a valuable lesson from Tony, a silver-haired man who looks like the corporate executive he once was. At a conference where he, another man and I had been hired as speakers, Tony was staying on the VIP floor, with a free computer and fax in his room and free room-service break- fast. “I asked for a complimentary upgrade,” he explained. “I always do. I’ve been put in first class on planes too just for asking.” The other speaker and I, staying in ordinary rooms, sat with this, stunned. “Do you give a reason?” I asked. “Nope. You just ask as if you deserve it.” Mentally I started rehearsing the magic sentence, “Do you have a complimentary upgrade?,” knowing that I’d have to practice my way into it. It reminded me of another key sentence, “My fee is...,” which equally requires confidence. Basic Marketing Truths | 17 18 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE After all, what’s the difference between the $70/hour and $700/hour consultant? Mostly, the latter asks–or simply tells. Daring to ask, and to ask convincingly: how scary and how utterly powerful.   “Wishing gains you nothing, but decisions can change everything.” –Alan Weiss Food for Thought Nothing Sells Itself What could be more lucrative than selling ice in the tropics? The attempt of twenty-three-year-old Mas- sachusetts entrepreneur Frederick Tudor to do that in 1806 holds a lesson for anyone who thinks that brilliant ideas sell themselves. The plan called for Tudor to secure a monopoly over the ice trade from the government of the Caribbean island Mar- tinique. Packed in sawdust, most of the ice did make it from New England to its destination intact. However, the venture ran aground because his advance team met with derision and disinterest. Even the actual ice, once it arrived, did not inspire sales. According to historian Diana Muir, “Ice has a long his- tory of luxury use in parts of the world where hot summers alternate with cold winters, or where wealthy cities nestle against snow-capped mountains.” But in the tropics, no one Basic Marketing Truths | 19 20 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE had ever seen or heard of ice, and they did not feel any need for it. Tudor did finally establish an ice empire, becoming rich by transporting frozen water to warm places, after bouts of bankruptcy and spells in debtor’s prison. Creating the mar- ket took 20 years.   “Advertising is the fine art of making you think you have longed for something all your life that you never heard of before.” –Anonymous Food for Thought When You Stop Marketing AMarketing Minute subscriber told me that three years ago, his company took in more than a million dollars. This year he’s on track to earn one-fifth of that, if he’s lucky. What happened? He handed over responsibility for market- ing to an employee who didn’t think continuing to reach out to new, current and past clients was necessary. Two years ago, his company did no marketing. Coasting on referrals and repeat business, not till January of last year did he notice that orders were drying up. Come spring, the drought became dire. Frantically he’s now trying to make rain, but there are few clouds left to seed. Save this message to reread in case you think you’re doing so great that you can give up marketing. You may not feel the slowdown for a while, but you eventually will, in a dreadful, delayed effect. Basic Marketing Truths | 21 22 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE The law of entropy applies to businesses as well as physi- cal objects: Anything in motion will eventually come to a rest unless given a boost. Marketing provides the energy enabling not just growth, but also maintenance of your success. Be wise! Food for Thought “Hell is a half-filled auditorium.”   –Robert Frost Profiting from Mistakes Remember “New Coke”–when the corporation decided people were tired of Coke’s traditional taste, changed the formula and consumers revolted? Because the alteration was pulled back within weeks in favor of “Coke Classic,” this episode usually gets cited as a whopping marketing failure. Sergio Zyman, the marketing guy then at the helm, says the campaign was a great success. His reasoning bears think- ing about. The purpose of changing the formula, he says, was to in- crease the attachment of the American public to Coca-Cola and sell more of it. Although no one foresaw the insurrection of Coca-Cola fans, their outcry and the quick reinstatement of the established flavor did deepen the bond between con- sumers and the brand. Sales shot up, reversing the trend of Coke losing market share to Pepsi. Basic Marketing Truths | 23 24 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Being able to learn a lesson like this is a hallmark of en- trepreneurial maturity, I believe. When results don’t turn out the way you expect, don’t whine, wail or hide your head. In- stead, consider what you now know not to do and how you can invest money and energy more wisely in the future.   On the Web Read an article on the six biggest mistakes people make in growing their businesses: www.marketingformore.com/mistakes.htm Your Preferences Shouldn’t Rule Two years ago, my dentist moved into a new office. Visu- ally, it sparkles. Auditorily, it flunks. Treatment rooms connect with one another, so patients hear drilling and con- versation in the next room. There’s no effort to create privacy, and no music playing for a soothing ambiance. For me, going there is so stressful that I am looking for a new practitioner. This dentist’s operation ignores sound as an ingredient of customer satisfaction. Apparently everyone working there has a visual orientation to the world and assumes the rest of the world resembles them. It’s common to overlook the need to provide for people with divergent perceptual preferences. Some people learn best through hands-on, in-person experiences, some by watching demonstrations or seeing diagrams and pictures and others by listening. Basic Marketing Truths | 25 26 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE In developing products, offer options: the same content that some can read, others listen to and still others come to a seminar to master in person. Surprisingly, some custom- ers even buy the same content in more than one format. It’s comparable to people who watch the movie and then read the book, or vice versa.   “Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” –Erma Bombeck Food for Thought Accepting Feedback is Hard You’ve slaved over your product and your marketing copy–or over a blog post, position paper or proposal. Your audience–not just one person, but a chorus of four or five–offers a response that’s radically off the mark. One of two reactions is very common: Ø “Ouch!” You withdraw, lick your wounds and sulk. Ø “You’re wrong!” A vigorous counterattack ensues. Hard as this might be, don’t take the feedback as a per- sonal failure or evidence that people are hasty readers, sloppy thinkers or downright stupid. Instead, communication has failed. Communication has a sender and a receiver. Consider therefore that you are 50 percent responsible for the misfire. Take a deep breath and turn on your curiosity: Ø What did you say or do–or not say or do–that led to that impression? Basic Marketing Truths | 27 28 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø What can you change or add to help people receive your message as intended? If it’s too late to modify what went out, learn for next time. Getting upset or angry about feedback is natural. I’ve been there, too. Transcend that, though, and your marketing gets better and better.   “To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.” –Leo Burnett Food for Thought Patience, Patience, Part I Keep working the plan even if you don’t notice immedi- ate results,” I’ve told several clients recently when deliv- ering their customized month-by-month, one-year market- ing plan. I’m taking my own advice now as I systematically implement my own marketing plan for increasing traffic to and sales from my web site. I’ll admit, it’s frustrating to work so hard and watch the numbers inch up, oh so gradually. Yet I stay focused because of something I read more than 20 years ago in a book called The Path of Least Resistance. The author, Robert Fritz, pointed out that when you initiate change and don’t notice any results, you’re tempted to give up just when the effect is beginning to take hold. The evidence of success has not had sufficient time to appear. Quitting is understandable, but unwise. Showman P.T. Barnum understood this. “If a man has not the pluck to keep on advertising,” he wrote, “all the money he had already spent is lost.” Basic Marketing Truths | 29 30 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Courage! Take the right actions and close your eyes to re- sults until the slow-acting, steadily improving consequences show up.   On the Web Read comments from Marketing Minute subscribers on the question of how long is reasonable to wait from results from marketing: www.yudkin.com/waiting.htm Patience, Patience, Part II How quickly did you learn about the loss of the Colum- bia space shuttle and its astronauts or of the collapse of the Twin Towers? Chances are, you knew the sad news within hours. In today’s fast-notification society, it’s natural to expect potential customers to make up their minds quickly and to conclude that a campaign failed when it didn’t produce re- sults on first try. According to Jay Lipe, author of The Mar- keting Toolkit for Growing Businesses, impatience derails too many marketers. “Ninety-nine percent of successful market- ing happens over the long haul,” he says. Lipe recounts one very non-instant sequence of interac- tions that resulted in new business. His firm sent out a direct mail piece, to which Prospect X responded. A face-to-face meeting took place. Lipe sent a proposal. Prospect X received nine issues of his newsletter. Prospect X visited Lipe’s web Basic Marketing Truths | 31 32 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE site, then sent an email inquiry. A second face-to-face meet- ing took place, leading to a second proposal. Voilà! Prospect X became a client. Total time from the first contact to the sale: five years.   “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” –Thomas A. Edison Food for Thought Delays Happen Years ago, Arik Schenkler developed mathematical cross- word puzzles and tried to sell them to publications in Israel, where he lives. There were no takers. So he went on to other projects, eventually deleting his sample puzzles from his computer. Then he received a note from an editor saying he’d been impressed by the samples and wanted to run the puzzles in his magazine. Seven years had passed before Schenkler’s marketing ef- forts came to fruition. Back then, the man now contacting him had been im- pressed by the puzzles, but his boss at the newspaper where he was deputy editor didn’t care for them. Now, as managing editor of a magazine, he had the power to buy. In 1710, Bishop George Berkeley appealed to God’s all- seeing powers to explain how we know that objects don’t van- ish when we’re not looking at them. Today, business requires Basic Marketing Truths | 33 34 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE a secular variety of faith that marketing may be working un- seen when no such evidence appears before us. Remember this example when you’re tempted to wail, “Nothing’s happening!” (And pray that results occur sooner than seven years.)   “If you’re walking down the right path and you’re willing to keep walking, eventually you’ll make progress.” –Barack Obama Food for Thought The Familiarity Effect is Real In a fascinating book called The Luck Factor, British psy- chologist Dr. Richard Wiseman sheds light on something shrewd marketers know: Generally, the more times someone has heard of or encountered you or your company, the more well-disposed they become toward you. Therefore marketers aim to become a familiar name. Wiseman reports a study in which people were shown a large number of meaningless squiggles and asked which they liked. Respondents preferred the squiggles they’d previously seen, without consciously remembering they’d already seen any of the squiggles or realizing the factor underlying their choice. “This familiarity effect is not limited to squiggles. With- out realizing it, we all prefer things we have seen before,” Wiseman comments. “It is part of the theory behind brand- ing and explains why companies are willing to spend millions Basic Marketing Truths | 35 36 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE of dollars on advertising campaigns to keep their products in the public eye.” Don’t have a fortune to spend? You can still use this prin- ciple by understanding that ten exposures of your name and offerings have a greater impact on your target market than one. Never spend your whole marketing budget in one go.   On the Web Learn how to become ultra-familiar by turning yourself into the company’s highly visible hero: www.yudkin.com/hero.htm Part 2 The Importance of Quality Forget “Good Enough” As copywriter extraordinaire Gary Halbert once point- ed out, you don’t need to be twice as tall to see twice as far. “Just a few more inches will put your head above the rest of the mob,” he says. The same goes for your marketing materials. Tweaks for clarity here and there, a creative turn of phrase, fresh graph- ics and ordinary, sincere language instead of jargon can turn basic and banal into compelling and powerful. “I made a conscious decision to put enough money into my web site to make it ‘good enough,’” one client confided recently. The trouble is that “good enough” evokes no enthu- siasm and fails to provide reasons for someone to choose you rather than the alternatives. To put it plainly, “good enough” produces a lousy response. “Better” begins to make your efforts profitable. “Outstand- ing” still isn’t perfect, but gets you noticed, remembered, The Importance of Quality | 39 40 |THE MARKETING ATTITUDE recommended and revisited when the time comes for some- one to plunk down payment. Last week, two people became clients who remembered me from five years ago. Are you making that distinctive an impact?   On the Web Discover how to go beyond quality to offerings with ca- chet: www.yudkin.com/cachet.htm Setting a Standard When E.H. Harriman was expanding the Union Pa- cific Railroad at the start of the twentieth century, he insisted that one stretch of track be made as perfect as it could be. Then he held out that stretch of track as a model for the entire railroad system. While many people ridicule an ideal of perfection as a waste of time and energy, I don’t agree. By having high stan- dards and striving constantly to reach them, you become better at achieving a top level of quality in less time. This doesn’t happen when you stop with “good enough.” In my copywriting mentoring program, where I’m teach- ing marketing writing, I’ve watched proteges internalize my standards and improve week after week. It’s like what hap- pened when Winston Lord turned in a speech to Henry Kiss- inger at the US State Department. Kissinger asked, “Is this the best you can do?” The Importance of Quality | 41 42 |THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Lord said, “I guess not. I’ll try again.” The very same exchange reoccurred, until the ninth time Kissinger asked, “Is this your best effort?” Lord exploded, “I couldn’t possibly improve another word!” “Good. Now I’ll read it,” Kissinger replied.   “Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper, the resulting effect is physi- cal as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.” –Mark Twain Food for Thought Why Quality? In an online discussion, I was surprised to see quite a few Internet marketers define “quality” as whatever gets cus- tomers to buy and keep a product. That sets the bar way too low. Set it higher, and you’re more likely to inspire devotion, referrals and long-term pa- tronage. I’d define “quality” as having a low annoyance factor and prompting delight in at least one relevant respect. Annoyances like spelling errors, poor organization, lousy layout, inconsistent facts or an abundance of “umms” rarely prompt returns or refund requests, but they register with us- ers and affect enthusiasm for an encore performance. Merely getting rid of all the annoyances gets you only to “ho-hum,” however. To achieve quality, try listing at least five kinds of excel- lence for your service, publication, event or merchandise. The Importance of Quality | 43 44 |THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Then honestly rate yourself–or have customers do so–along those dimensions. Or identify competitors who stand out in those respects and assess whether you can match or surpass them–or stake out a different reason for reverence. A dearth of quality causes indifference. Quality creates fans.   On the Web Read an article on how and why to create respect for quality throughout your organization: www.yudkin.com/everymarketer.htm Why Good Enough Stinks I’m so much more productive, now that I’ve learned to stop when I’ve achieved ‘good enough.’” Chances are, you’ve heard something like that and prob- ably nodded your head. Consider, though, this perspective from literary agent Jennifer Lawler in Writer’s Digest: “As an agent, I turn down ‘good enough’ ideas every day. The distance between ‘good enough’ and ‘great’ may not be huge, but if you go that extra 10 percent, I can tell. So can everyone else. ‘Great’ has me making lists of editors I should pitch as soon as you sign with me. ‘Good enough’... I’d rather eat ice cream.” In a down economy, in a competitive environment, on an Internet where short attention spans rule, “good enough” gets you passed over. Note that Lawler’s extra 10 percent isn’t exactitude of de- tail–so-called perfection. Rather, she means more developed, The Importance of Quality | 45 46 |THE MARKETING ATTITUDE more distinctive, more encompassing, coming from deeper within oneself and producing a stronger impact. Whether you sell plumbing or divorces, do you always give your work your best effort? People can tell, and they choose accordingly.   “There is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first time, and I owe him my best.” –Joe DiMaggio Food for Thought Be a Good Client Years ago, a motivational speaker told me he needed new web site copy, and after asking a lot of questions, I told him the fee would be $3,000. “I’ll pay you $3,500,” he said. “I want your best work.” I always deliver my highest quality work. But his gesture may have persuaded me to be sure to deliver my very best customer service as well. Besides raising the fee, you can become someone’s A-list client by: Ø Being as clear as possible in specifying what you want Ø Setting reasonable rather than unrealistic deadlines Ø Supplying the information or items they need to com- plete their project for you Ø Refraining from changing the scope of work mid- stream whenever possible Ø Saying “thank you” explicitly and often The Importance of Quality | 47 48 |THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Providing honest feedback, both praise and construc- tive criticism Ø Paying on time or earlier Why bother? Treating your vendors well lowers your stress, raises the quality of your operations and may someday enable you to ask a favor so you can deliver out-of-the-park service to a client of yours.   “The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.” –Henry David Thoreau Food for Thought Part 3 You Vis-à-Vis Clients Forget About Wanting Folks to Like You Do you want people to like you? This near-universal hu- man desire can hinder the growth of your business. According to Marketing Minute subscriber Steve Clark, a sales trainer and proprietor of NewSchoolSelling.com, people whose need to be liked outweighs their need to take money to the bank fear upsetting potential buyers. They waste time with prospects who will never buy, never ask fence-sitters to make up their minds, and accept “maybe” because they dread “no.” I’ve seen clients of mine drop promising opportunities out of fear of being perceived as a pest and delay raising pric- es to remain well-liked. To counteract such a tendency, Clark recommends iden- tifying self-sabotaging beliefs, like “It’s rude to ask someone about their budget” or “Follow-up is annoying.” Create and drill into yourself more constructive beliefs to replace them, You vis-à-vis Clients | 51 52 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE like “Discussing money is enjoyable” and “Follow-up is a ser- vice to others.” “Selling is not a place to get your emotional needs met. It is simply an arena for conducting commerce. Becoming more detached can make you a 35 percent more effective salesperson,” Clark says.   “You can’t please everyone, and you can’t make everyone like you.” –Katie Couric Food for Thought Can You Please Everyone? Robert Mankoff, cartoon editor of The New Yorker, which he understandably calls “the best job in the world,” once set out to find a cartoon that nearly everyone who had any sense of humor would find funny. He sent what he thought was his own very best cartoon to 2,000 men and women, asking them to rate it from 1 (com- pletely unfunny) to 10 (extremely funny). About 80% rated Mankoff’s cartoon 7 or above, which delighted him. Yet some respondents gave it a 1. Mankoff threw up his hands, calling this item “the most highly rated cartoon for funniness that I ever did, or (sob) will probably ever do.” His survey has implications for your marketing efforts. Whatever target market you’re aiming at, its members differ from one another, having diverse personalities, vary- ing educational and cultural backgrounds, diverging tastes You vis-à-vis Clients | 53 54 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE or lifestyles and disparate values. Therefore, they won’t all interpret what you present to them in the same way. It’s foolhardy to aim at universal praise or acceptance. So long as you have enthusiastic advocates, ignore those who think you’re incredibly off the mark.   “I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.” –Bill Cosby Food for Thought Serve, Don’t Be Subservient Over the years, I’ve mentored hundreds of people, first in writing for publication and more recently in writ- ing effective marketing materials. While much of the work focuses on improving technical skills, of equal importance– and lasting impact–are unexpected lessons in how to act like a masterful professional. Some mentorees assume that serving clients means be- ing subservient. They’re surprised to learn that as a consul- tant, you don’t have to accept the client’s definition of the problem. Indeed, fulfilling the client’s request may lead the client into a dead end. Instead, explain why they’d reach their goal faster by taking a different route. Likewise, just because the client’s paying you, you don’t have to kowtow by accepting fees below what your experi- ence merits or by putting up with nasty behavior. You vis-à-vis Clients | 55 56 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE For some people I’ve coached, their crucial step forward involves learning to deliver their work so their clients accept their knowledge and advice. In a nutshell: Think before doing. And respect yourself as much as you respect others. The best clients respect you in turn for standing tall and telling them what’s what.   “No matter what your product is, you are ultimately in the education business. Your customers need to be con- stantly educated about the many advantages of doing busi- ness with you, trained to use your products more effectively, and taught how to make never-ending improvement in their lives.” –Robert G. Allen Food for Thought Client Crises: Resolved or Rejected? Do your clients have emergencies? Jack Mitchell, author of the marvelous book Hug Your Customers, describes scores of urgent problems solved by staff of his clothing stores: a groom spilling coffee on his pants on the way to his wedding, switched luggage leaving someone without a suit to wear to a funeral and a woman desperate to buy men’s underwear on a Sunday. (She’d packed her house for a move and her husband was furious that she’d forgotten to put aside clean briefs.) I read about Mitchell’s heroics while suffering through four days with muddy water at our house. The well company came on a Friday, seemed to have fixed the problem, then 20 minutes after the crew left, the water turned to mud again. They didn’t return my call till Monday morning. “If this happens again, can you give me a cell phone or beeper number where I can reach you?” I asked the company owner. You vis-à-vis Clients | 57 58 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE His response, counseling patience, conveyed that to him, living without water was no big deal. And until competitors move in on his territory, perhaps he can remain top dog.   On the Web Read responses from Marketing Minute subscribers to the question of whether or not they cater to client emergen- cies: www.yudkin.com/emergencies.htm Respect Potential Employees, Too Do you treat prospective employees as well as you treat prospective buyers? Marketing Minute subscriber Mark Sherman, a copywriter in Lantana, Florida, says you should. Sherman interviewed for a marketing position with a well-known software company and was told he was one of two finalists. The company had a hiring freeze, though, and he should call back in two weeks to set up a second interview. Two weeks later, when he called, the HR director said the position had been filled. What about the hiring freeze? “Well, the position is filled, that’s all I can say.” Understandably, Sherman felt something fishy was going on and that he had not been dealt with honestly. And the in- cident had long-lasting repercussions when he shared his un- ease with fellow staffers for a popular online forum who had been recommending the company’s flagship product. The You vis-à-vis Clients | 59 60 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE consensus was to remove the demo from the forum library and stop recommending the program. “Hundreds, maybe thousands, of prospective sales were lost,” Sherman reflects. Honesty and respect in all your dealings can have a ripple effect benefitting your company.   Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.” –Elbert Hubbard Food for Thought Everyone Knows–Or Do They? Last Saturday, I watched with pleasure a presentation for children that included musical instruments from around the world. As he concluded, the performer invited the audi- ence to come up and touch the instruments he’d brought. I asked about a long bamboo cylinder that produced the mes- merizing sound of a waterfall when tipped. “It’s a rain stick, from Chile,” the musician said. “I don’t bother to introduce it any more since so many nature stores carry them now. Everybody knows it.” Well, I hadn’t seen one, I thought, and I know a fair amount about music. And judging from their reactions, some of the kids present were encountering both his violin and rain stick for the first time. It’s tempting to assume that something you see or hear everywhere is equally familiar to everyone in your audience. You vis-à-vis Clients | 61 62 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE This exchange reminded me of times I’d been baffled by sports and fashion brand references in business copy, or by names well-known to enthusiasts but not to every customer. In marketing, it’s best to bring the uninitiated along by unobtrusively explaining insider references.   On the Web Learn how to demystify jargon in your writing without offending those who are already in the know: www.yudkin.com/jargon.htm Pricing: Don’t Explain Why does Report A, with 292 pages, cost less than Re- port B with 129 pages?” “Why does your X service cost $997?” “How much time do you spend on Y for $2,295?” When you get questions like these, act like a sphinx. Smile. Change the subject. Not every customer question deserves an answer, and these demand to peek into the sanctum of your business, where you lock away your preferences, procedures and strat- egies. Those belong to you and you alone. In addition, such questioner curiosity shines attention on factors that you don’t want customers focusing on. As Mike Schultz and John Doerr put it in their Fees and Pricing Benchmark Report: Consulting Industry 2008: “The more the conversation focuses on the underlying compo- You vis-à-vis Clients | 63 64 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE nents of the price and price structure, the less it focuses on value, quality and outcomes.” You want customers to care not how efficiently you work or what you pay contractors and employees, but how they benefit from what you do for them. Value, quality and outcomes: Keep their eyes on that trio!   On the Web Obtain a crash course in the psychology of pricing from my article, “Four Paradoxes of Pricing”: www.yudkin.com/pricing.htm Price Complaints? Here’s What to Do When potential buyers whine that your prices are too high–or seem to stay away for that reason–what should you do? Add value. Pile on extra benefits that cost you little and mean a lot to the recipient, such as: Ø More personal attention. Say you’ll answer their ques- tions, offer advice for no extra charge. (Maybe you al- ready do this, but they don’t know it!) Ø More affordability. Accept credit cards if you haven’t, start an extended payment plan, offer a pre-payment discount. Ø More speed. Stop dilly-dallying with orders, and de- liver service faster than they think they can expect. Ø More security. Strengthen your guarantee. This nudg- es many potential purchasers over the decision line. You vis-à-vis Clients | 65 66 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø More stuff. Toss in bonuses. Often you can get these from businesses complimentary to yours at no cost to you. Ø More duration. Lengthen the duration of each trans- action: free updates for a year, free six-month follow- up. Ø More convenience. Make house calls. Deliver when and where the customer wants it. Create standing or- ders. Ø More accessibility. Perhaps you already have people on staff who speak Portuguese or know sign language. Tell this to your market!   “Where quality is the thing sought after, the thing of su- preme quality is cheap, whatever the price one has to pay for it.” –William James Food for Thought Unwittingly, You Attract Acouple of decades ago, when I was a young college pro- fessor, a colleague flopped down next to me and com- plained. Students flocked to her office hours to beg for advice about their personal problems. I wondered about this, since students never dumped their problems on me. Surely some- thing about her behavior in class was inviting the response she didn’t like. This incident floated back in memory when someone I was coaching mentioned that most of her clients had a hard time deciding what they wanted from her. “I’ve had a few cli- ents like that over the years, but not many,” I replied. “Might you be encouraging that somehow?” She agreed with the principle that if you don’t like how customers relate to you, the first place to look is how you comport yourself toward them. You vis-à-vis Clients | 67 68 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Bothered by bargain hunters? You’re probably sending signals that it’s fine to try to dicker with you. Plagued by last- minute, gotta-be-done-tomorrow projects? Consider how you’re inviting crises. To paraphrase down-to-earth Eleanor Roosevelt, “No one can take advantage of you without your consent.”   On the Web Read an article describing ten copywriting techniques for warning away unsuitable clients and inviting ideal ones: www.yudkin.com/idealcustomers.htm Oh, You Do That? Yesterday at the copy shop I’ve patronized for seven years, I read a poster about the shop’s publishing program. I read it again, more carefully. “Adam, you’re printing books now?” I called to the man who was binding manuals for me. “In house?” “Since last year. On that.” He pointed to a machine be- hind him. “Would you quote me on a book order?” “Sure thing.” Driving home, I marveled at how hard it had been for me to make the connections needed to realize they could get the business I was about to give to a company in Tennessee. I knew the local shop was publishing books. I had paged through some on previous visits. It never occurred to me that they would own the expensive machinery needed for digi- You vis-à-vis Clients | 69 70 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE tal book printing. Their poster talked about publishing, not printing. I practically had to be hit on the head to get it. They should have told me–explicitly–either personally (they know I’m an author) or through a newsletter (they don’t have one). Don’t let loyal customers wander around oblivious to your capabilities.   “Early to bed, early to rise, advertise, advertise, advertise.” –Ray Kroc Food for Thought Create Fans, Not Customers or Users Have you been trying to attract clients and increase buy- ers of your products and services? Don’t, says Market- ing Minute subscriber Bob Baker, author of Branding Yourself Online. “I used to describe people who complimented my articles and books as ‘happy readers,’ or if they purchased something, ‘satisfied customers.’ Others talk about ‘users.’ ‘Fans,’ on the other hand, cheer you on, rave about you to their friends, fol- low everything you do with interest, go to great lengths to attend your public appearances, and more. Which would you rather have?” Although “fan club” usually connotes glamorous fields like entertainment and sports, Baker argues that angling for fans encourages anyone to develop some distinctive quality that in turn increases memorableness, repeat sales and refer- rals. You vis-à-vis Clients | 71 72 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Your distinctive quality might be an unusual point of view, a unique personality, an impressive background, re- markable connections, spiritual depth, or something else competitors lack. Your marketing and publicity materials then play up that quality along with all the more usual information. With a clear, appealing brand identity, you’ll have taken the first step to generating a crowd of clamoring fans.   On the Web Read my article on marketing tools that turn first-time contacts into long-term fans: www.yudkin.com/fans.htm Cultivate True Fans In March 2008, Kevin Kelly published a provocative piece suggesting that artists can make a decent living by attract- ing 1,000 “true fans.” A true fan purchases everything you produce, drives 200 miles to see you sing, comes to your openings, has a Google Alert set for your name, buys your out-of-print stuff on eBay. They can’t wait for your next work, and they spend $100 a year with you–for you, that’s $100,000 a year. Bloggers have quibbled with his math and attacked his assumptions, but Kelly’s idea of going for depth of apprecia- tion has validity far beyond art and music. How? Ø Nourish long-term relationships. One year-after-year customer has more value than four fickle ones. Ø Be responsive. Marketing Minute subscribers express surprise when I reply to their emails. You deserve it! You vis-à-vis Clients | 73 74 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Be different. No one has intense loyalty for a “me too” product, company, person or service. Ø Show up often. Fans won’t forget you when they run across your name continually. Ø Be authentic, personal and consistent. Fakery and wobbling repel fans. Personality cements the bond.   “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, and not a sec- ond-rate version of someone else.” –Judy Garland Food for Thought Part 4 Find Your Own Best Path Ignore Other People’s “Musts” Has some know-it-all ever told you, you must do la-de- da to get work? You must have an up-to-date résumé or brochure. You must call friends of friends to network. You must... Some- times these general “musts” set you up for failure. If these “musts” don’t fit your personality and your past success pattern, you may not execute them well–or get around to them at all. My friend Kathleen has gotten hired for numerous jobs by walking into a certain office upon a signal from her intu- ition. No “Help Wanted” ad or sign, and no résumé on her part. Just being at the right place at the perfect time. A computer programmer friend gets the nod when he has a chance not just to talk but to demonstrate what he can do. He needs to engineer these kinds of opportunities, not talky interviews, to move around in the work world. Find Your Own Best Path | 77 78 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Once a business partner insisted I had to make cold calls to drum up clients. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Do it your way when that’s worked for you before.   “I have to change a tune to my own way of doing it. That’s all I know.” –Billie Holiday Food for Thought They Said I Had To But you have to make cold calls,’ they told me. I believed them, reluctantly, since they were the experts.” Over the years, numerous clients have told me this sad tale. Cold calls, properly made, are powerful, and one of my favorite books, The Well-Fed Writer, describes how Peter Bowerman used them to launch a business communications practice despite having no experience and no connections. But cold calls are not necessary to build a business. Through publishing, publicity, public speaking and network- ing, you can build a reputation that attracts business without you ever telephoning a stranger. Likewise, web sites are powerful business attraction tools. Yet you can certainly have a thriving business without a web site. My favorite local restaurant keeps its tables full without one. Find Your Own Best Path | 79 80 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Are any marketing activities or paraphernalia mandato- ry? Maybe a telephone. Maybe an email address. Maybe just one or the other. In deciding how to market yourself, clear your mind of “musts.” Come up with a fresh plan that suits both the ex- pectations of your target market and your own preferences.   “Re-examine all that you have been told; dismiss that which insults your soul.” –Walt Whitman Food for Thought Personality Stereotypes in Marketing Abusiness contact with whom I’d become acquainted by email and then by phone once sent me this candid comment: “Over the phone, you seem somewhat introverted. You must do some kind of Clark Kent/Superman thing when you give a talk if all of those testimonials are true.” Indeed, I do flip some sort of switch when I teach a tele- class, lead an in-person seminar or perform on radio. I’ve been known to flip the switch with clients, too. But the “in- troverted” comment reflects a popular misconception that certain personality types do better in certain media. In fact, many radio stars, like Garrison Keillor, and acclaimed actors, like Laurence Olivier, consider themselves shy. Because while growing up I was the quiet one in my fam- ily, not until my mid-30’s did I have an inkling that I could hold the attention of an audience, and enjoy it. With prac- tice, I’ve developed and polished my presentation skills. Re- Find Your Own Best Path | 81 82 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE cently several people have told me they envied my “natural” speaking talent. Don’t allow personality stereotypes to keep you from ex- ploring any method of marketing.   On the Web Download my free audio manifesto on marketing for in- troverts: www.yudkin.com/introverts.htm Silent Like Cal? Last month marked the one-hundredth anniversary of Calvin Coolidge becoming mayor of Northampton, Massachusetts, two towns over from me. This got me read- ing up on America’s thirtieth president, who comes to us through the fog of history as “Silent Cal.” This taciturn man, I learned, was actually a distinguished communicator. The first US president to give a political speech on the radio, he held more press conferences than any president before him or since. Most Americans liked him and considered him principled and competent. His nickname points to a paradox that remains surpris- ing in today’s society: Someone deeply introverted can shine on stage, on the air and on paper, can persuade and even be popular. Though Coolidge became president upon the death of Warren G. Harding, voters elected him to a term after that. Contrary to stereotypes, introverts can excel at market- ing–in business as well as in politics. Find Your Own Best Path | 83 84 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE A quieter style can be strong, creative, empathetic and alluring. Too often, though, introverts swallow the myth that they compare poorly with chatterboxes when it comes to bringing in business.   On the Web Read about four ways that introverts can magnetically at- tract admiration and followers: www.yudkin.com/in-charisma.htm Redefine Yourself–Why and How Alament I often hear: “The market is starting to regard what I do as a commodity, driving down fees.” However, by presenting you (or your firm) as offering something unique, not some same old thing, you come across as deserving premium pay. First, articulate what makes you different from others with the same title or those performing the same services– “executive coach,” “human resources consultant” or “virtual assistant,” for instance. Think: Who would be a perfect client for you who would not suit most competitors? Or try filling in these blanks: “I specialize in helping ___ (who?) who have ___ (what prob- lem?) get ___ (what result?).” Second, toss away or greatly downplay the title you previ- ously used and come forth with your uniqueness. Then you’re no longer a commodity. Find Your Own Best Path | 85 86 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE BEFORE: Executive recruiter AFTER: We specialize in helping rapidly growing entre- preneurial companies find their first professional CEO. BEFORE: Virtual assistant AFTER: We turn “to-do’s” to “done’s” for overburdened moms. BEFORE: Used car salesman AFTER: Using matchmaking psychology, we find your next favorite car.   “If what you are selling is energy, charisma, and enthusi- asm, there is no competition, because most others are selling things that are lifeless, loveless, and dull.” –Stuart Wilde Food for Thought What’s Your Business Philosophy? My company helps people in distress save their homes before they lose them via auctions to sharks,” wrote a guy named Ike Okwuosa from San Francisco, introducing himself. “I operate under the abiding business ethos that a mutually beneficial solution for all concerned is a win-win deal, and every human interaction, no matter how innocu- ous, is a holy encounter. This way of thinking is reflected in my company position statement, ‘Because People Are More Important Than Property.’” Sincerity came through loudly and clearly in this state- ment. It got me wondering how many other people express a personal calling, a spiritual philosophy in their work. Later in our correspondence, Okwuosa asked me a ques- tion I couldn’t answer at first: “How about you, Marcia–what is your business philosophy?” Find Your Own Best Path | 87 88 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE After thinking and thinking, I came up with two prin- ciples I hold dear: Integrity always matters, and excellence is worth pursuing for its own sake. These values have gov- erned my life for more than 30 years. Yet I’ve rarely put them into words and never used them in marketing. They’re simply who I am.   On the Web Read responses from more than 30 Marketing Minute subscribers on the question of their business philosophy: www.yudkin.com/philosophy.htm Set the Right Tone Gosh, you certainly don’t sound like a stressed-out aca- demic” is a typical opener I hear on voicemail messages from friends who are college professors. “You sound so up- beat,” marvel friends who call me. So much is conveyed in the way someone answers the phone, and I’ve adopted the habit of using a cheerfully ener- getic tone of voice. Someone who calls me in a depressed or angry mood isn’t quite as lugubrious or upset after such a greeting, and some- one who doesn’t know what to expect from me may begin to feel rapport building even before we’ve started the substan- tive part of our conversation. Other communication elements besides your telephone voice set a tone. Photos: Do you smile in yours, frown or look off into the distance, aloof? Find Your Own Best Path | 89 90 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Prose style: Is your web site jammed with jargon or does it talk accessibly to the reader? Reception area: Does your office waiting area offer com- fortable seating with up-to-date, appropriate reading mate- rial? First impressions last, and they begin sooner than you might think.   “Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.” –Mae West Food for Thought Understand Your Limits AMarketing Minute subscriber asks: “When is it time to cut loose a difficult customer instead of trying to improve communication?” View difficult customers as a mismatch between your expectations and theirs, what you’re prepared to deliver and what they want, or your personality and their needs. Customers who try your patience, for example, aren’t horrible in themselves. For someone who loves extended in- teractions, they might be perfect. The issue then becomes: How willing and able are you to stretch for someone with different needs, expectations or habits than what you’d prefer? Sometimes attention to your communication skills re- solves the problem. Then you become able to help a wider range of people. Other times, it’s not cost-effective for you to contort to what they want. Find Your Own Best Path | 91 92 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Or accommodating them is too stressful or unpleasant for you. And perhaps you simply can’t–psychologically or practi- cally–satisfy them. In the last three instances, you might be better off to cut them loose. Prevent such headachy mismatches by describing your work process in such a way that ideal customers say “Yes!” and unsuitable ones go elsewhere.   “If you want to catch a trout, don’t fish in a herring bar- rel.” –Ann Landers Food for Thought Cheesy or Credible? Your Choice In one week, two clients voiced the same worry to me: “I don’t want to be cheesy.” One added, “I provide a high- quality service.” My dictionary defines “cheesy” as “tasteless and showy, often in a vulgar manner; cheap, shoddy.” According to Molly Gordon, author of Authentic Promo- tion, you can find important values in such concerns and then turn them into commitments. Like this: Complaint: Marketing takes too much time. Underlying Value: Balance, efficiency. Commitment: I am committed to efficient and effective use of my time. Complaint: Marketing costs too much. Underlying Value: Frugality, wise use of resources. Commitment: I am committed to making wise market- ing investments. Find Your Own Best Path | 93 94 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Underlying the “cheesy” fear might be respect for sub- stance over image, in contrast to the image over substance that pervades the media around us, Gordon suggests. “Mar- keting can be about sharing your enthusiasm and being avail- able to those who want what you have to offer. Try sharing your energy, excitement and ideas without feeling attached to whether or not someone hires you.” That way, your message clicks with your ideal clients– tastefully.   On the Web Learn how to become not only credible to potential cli- ents but also believable: www.yudkin.com/believability.htm Forget Other People’s Numbers We Americans have too much faith in numbers. The other day a client informed me that the av- erage response rate to offers on postcards was 4 to 6 percent. It reminded me of advice I’d once read on getting published. The Rule of Twelve, this author called it: Send out twelve book proposals and one will be accepted. There are similar statistics floating around about how many résumés you must send out to get one interview, and how many interviews pro- duce each job offer. If these numbers encourage you to try harder, terrific. But please understand, such numbers have the solidity of air. They do not come from research. And they have no power to predict how quickly your marketing campaign will succeed. If you create a perfect match, averages mean nothing. If you can write a project proposal that sparkles and per- suades, averages don’t apply. If you can keep trying after 200 Find Your Own Best Path | 95 96 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE rejections, and succeed on try #201, who cares what other people’s numbers were? Not averages but creativity and persistence get you where you want to go.   “Not everything that can be counted counts, and not ev- erything that counts can be counted.” –Albert Einstein Food for Thought Part 5 From Success to Greater Success From Success to Greater Success | 99 Always Alert, Always Learning During the season of going back to school, I thought I’d provide a few suggestions for free, on-your-own mar- keting education. First, just becoming conscious of your reactions to the scores of marketing messages you encounter every day can teach you a lot. Which envelopes, letters, ads, newsletters and non-news stories in the news grab your attention, and which ones make you roll your eyes? With any “don’t” you discover, try turning it upside-down into a “do.” For example, recoil- ing from a brochure with an unfriendly, off-putting photo reminds you that your photo should be friendly and inviting. Second, discuss the best and worst that you find with business colleagues. When the headline you loved leaves someone else confused, and the design you hated doesn’t stop them from copying down the phone number to place an order, you’ve learned something valuable. Other times some- 100 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE one else will be able to identify in words the aspect of a piece that disturbed you. Third, think about how you can borrow the techniques used successfully by others for your own business. For in- stance, I’m constantly hearing from readers inspired by The Marketing Minute to start their own email newsletter.   “You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.” –Galileo Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 101 From Small Successes to Big Ones Susan RoAne, author of How to Work a Room, calls it the “Go Know!” theory of marketing: “One day my Aunt Yet- ta is standing next to someone somewhere who just happens to..., which leads to...” Marketing Minute subscriber Diane Darling has a sto- ry like this. Every couple of months she would send out an email newsletter containing tips on better networking to a growing list of more than 1,000 subscribers. In May 2001, she announced an upcoming seminar on networking in the newsletter. Fifty participants attended, among them a woman who was later asked by a Wall Street Journal reporter about the role of networking in a job search and mentioned Darling. Journal reporter Joann Lubin attended Darling’s next semi- nar and described it in vivid detail in an article. NBC Nightly News called after seeing Lubin’s article and filmed a networking session led by Darling that night. A 102 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE month later, that segment aired. McGraw-Hill called: Would she be interested in writing a book? The Networking Survival Guide by Diane Darling came out in April 2003. Aesop might put it this way: Large achievements from small actions grow.   “Luck to me is something else: Hard work–and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.” –Lucille Ball Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 103 Beware Misplaced Pride Are you proud to say you get 90 percent of your new cli- ents by referral? That does indicate people trust you, but it should also send up a warning flag: Your business may be shaky, just six months or a year from collapse. Too many times to count, people have come to me who used to get all their business through personal connections. Until it was too late, they didn’t notice referrals were drying up. Their industry had changed, their contacts had mainly moved on or younger folks became in charge. Because they’d had such steady, dependable referrals, marketing was a cloud of mystery to them. They suddenly had to learn the basics, as if they had just hung out a shingle. How to avoid their peril? Create a reputation that extends beyond those who personally know you. Publish. Speak. Pursue publicity. Be known for a specific expertise or point of view. Get to know influential people by 104 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE commenting on their blogs. Offer resources on your web site that strangers want to link to. Don’t wait. Get going on building that reputation now.   “Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.” –Liz Smith Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 105 Create a Dependable Pipeline Is your pipeline in tiptop shape? If yes, you dependably experience a steady stream of inquiries from potential clients or customers, with little ef- fort or attention. If no, consider one or more of these measures, thereby creating a marketing infrastructure that continually delivers leads: Ø Regular direct mail outreach. Each month, a mailing list company ships a local printer labels for newly in- corporated or newly registered businesses in his area. Sending them a special offer for printed stationery yields a couple dozen new faces in his shop a month, some becoming long-term customers. Ø Periodic seminars. For years, terrific leads came my way through several adult education programs where I taught every other month or so. After preparing 106 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE once, I merely had to show up and perform well–and I even got paid a small amount to collect these leads. Ø Recurrent publishing. A blog, a column that you write every week or month or your own email newsletter will normally bring you inquiries like clockwork, too. Make marketing regular so you won’t suffer dry spells.   “Repetition makes reputation and reputation makes cus- tomers.” –Elizabeth Arden Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 107 Are You In Front of Customers Enough? How often is too often to contact customers? This question comes up at many of my seminars. Interestingly, I rarely hear it asked in a positive way: How often should we be contacting customers? In truth, hardly anyone contacts their customers too often. And hardly anyone contacts customers as often as is most profitable. Denise Lones, founder of The Lones Group, says that of 27,000 real estate agents she has asked over the years to add her to their database for marketing mailings, only five send her stuff more than four times a year. “And most of what they send is generic and boring,” she adds. Repetitive contact maximizes the odds that when the customer is ready to buy, you’re the one who gets the busi- ness. Educate customers on a variety of issues and you build credibility. Sprinkle in some creativity so that readers enjoy 108 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE hearing from you, vary your offers, and you’ve got a scrump- tious recipe for revenue. Contact might be by mail, email or advertising on radio, in print and so on. Stay in sight, in mind–and solidly in the black.   On the Web Download a free recording in which I interview the own- er of a postcard marketing company on ways to use post- cards to get and stay in front of customers: www.yudkin.com/postcards.htm From Success to Greater Success | 109 Not Advertising? Think Again! Moving to a town of 920 people changed my perspec- tive on advertising. The phone company wouldn’t send us the Yellow Pages for three weeks, so I read ads in the local paper as if they held clues to buried treasure. When the phone directory finally arrived, it didn’t answer all our needs, since many tradespeople and personal service providers in the area don’t spring for a business phone and therefore aren’t listed. Even now that we’ve figured out where to shop or who to call for most of what we need, we occasion- ally get stumped, and asking around for referrals or search- ing on the web doesn’t work, either. When local businesses decide they can’t afford or are getting along fine without advertising, they don’t give even a passing thought to the folks who are urgently trying to find someone like them. National companies have their blind 110 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE spots too, like skipping Yellow Pages in outlying areas and distributing glossy circulars that don’t mention locations. If you don’t advertise, you’re missing perfect customers who are making do, going without or tearing out their hair. It’s inconsiderate and shortsighted!   “Put yourself in the path of a charging stampede of peo- ple who are desperate to buy what you are selling.” –Ben Hart Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 111 The Grapevine Speaks According to Northeastern University professor Walter Carl, when college students keep track of how many times any brand, organization, product or service spontane- ously comes up in conversation, the average tally comes to 25 times a day. You can improve the odds that your company or brand gets talked about. Zipcar, a car-sharing service, gives each customer a col- orful card to keep on their key chain. What tangible item can you give away that will be seen–and asked about–by others? When professional speaker Patricia Fripp is at home watching TV, she signs stacks of “Thank you” cards so that every shipment from her office can include a hand-signed note. What personal touch can you add to your operations so buyers feel special? Post-it Notes became a runaway success only when they were put directly into the hands of secretaries, who quickly 112 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE couldn’t live without them and spread the word. How can you get your product to influential users who will tell their networks about your stuff? When making a purchase, nearly 80 percent of people rely on recommendations, which you can encourage.   On the Web Find out how to form bonds with people who are often in a position to recommend you and your company: www.yudkin.com/influence.htm From Success to Greater Success | 113 Long-ago Connections Can Return Legendary advertising executive John Caples tells the sto- ry of a man who walked into a Steinway showroom to buy “the instrument of the immortals” 10 years after he first saw Steinway’s ad with that phrase. Only then was he in the position to buy the piano the ad had made him want. I experienced a similar demonstration of the long-term impact of marketing recently. In 1991, to promote our book Smart Speaking, my co-author Laurie Schloff and I appeared on a Boston radio show. Eight years later, the host of that show called me to say she was now launching a business show on WBNW Personal Finance Radio. Would I like to be a featured expert on her program? I became a Monday morning regular on the show, talk- ing about marketing. She would never have remembered me, much less known about my current interests, had I not put 114 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE her on my mailing list and sent three postcards a year to her home. With every bit of marketing you do, you plant seeds. Keep them watered so that they can sprout and bloom when their time comes.   “The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves.” –Garth Henrichs Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 115 The Power of Intention Do you believe that rustling up clients is hard work, or do you feel that they are waiting for you everywhere? Often, life brings you exactly what you expect. Here’s a story told by coach Zev Saftlas in his book, Motivation That Works. When his brother Ira got called for jury duty, he de- cided that one of the several hundred strangers he was sitting around with was undoubtedly a perfect client for his adver- tising agency. Ira relaxed in the waiting room until he got an idea who the potential client might be. After going over to start a con- versation, he learned that the man owned several businesses and did indeed need advertising services. “The rest fell into place by itself,” writes Saftlas. “All he did was set a goal.” Coach Andrea Conway puts it this way: “You have to ‘have it’ on the inside before you can ‘get it’ on the outside. The more you identify with struggle, the more struggle you 116 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE attract to yourself. Instead, when you reach a place of inner security, knowing that potential buyers are asking for your offering, you can really soar.”   “By the act of observation and intention, we have the abil- ity to extend a kind of super-radiance to the world.” –Lynne McTaggart Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 117 What a Standup Comedian Learned During a cross-country call with copywriter and mar- keter Tony Blake, I couldn’t help pelting him with questions when I learned his first career was standup comic. How did he get from there to a career similar to mine? What had he learned from entertaining crowds in comedy clubs that applies to wooing customers? “As I traveled the comedy circuit, I saw that some clubs thrived while others were failing because they weren’t mar- keting themselves properly,” Blake told me. “I told club own- ers that I would do my standup gig at night while spending days coaching them on what was working elsewhere. Other comics asked for my help too, and before long I was doing much more advice giving than performing.” Blake added that one can’t succeed as a comedian with- out becoming an astute observer and amateur psycholo- gist, listening closely so one can shine the light of humor on 118 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE human behavior. “You learn to think on your feet, and you become familiar with failure. If the audience doesn’t laugh, you simply move on to the next gag–and any successful mar- keter does the same.”   “Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind.” –Samuel Taylor Coleridge Food for Thought From Success to Greater Success | 119 Become Unforgettable Cowgirl Smarts: It doesn’t sound like a serious business topic, and perhaps that’s why meeting planners and audiences have been cheering wildly since Texan Ellen Reid Smith, author of a book called e-Loyalty, began giving talks wearing black leather chaps and an outsized Stetson. “I walk out on stage to a room of smiling, whooping at- tendees,” Smith says. “We start off the hour with everyone giving their best ‘Yeehaw!’ It breaks down all formality and gets their energy flowing.” Smith’s web site CowgirlSmarts.com continues the theme with historical lore, a series of books on the cowgirl approach to business and a period photo of one of her cowgirl heroes. “Before signing the contract, some clients ask ‘Now you’re going to wear your chaps, aren’t you?’ I’d been speaking to groups on e-loyalty for years, and I wish I’d done something like this sooner. Showing up in costume makes me more 120 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE desirable as a speaker, more memorable and definitely more fun. I’ll still drag out my silk suits for the right market, but I prefer boots and attitude.”   On the Web Read my article on how and why to create a personal trademark: www.yudkin.com/trademark.htm From Success to Greater Success | 121 Don’t Get Drained by Questions Experts and consultants often find themselves perplexed on how to handle topical questions too big for a one- sentence answer but too small for a paid consultation. My colleague Joan Stewart channels some “How can I...?” publicity questions by inviting readers of her weekly ezine to post suggestions for the questioner at her Publicity Hound blog. “This lets my subscribers flaunt their expertise by pro- viding creative ideas and helpful suggestions–far more than I could offer by myself,” she says. Others have occasional call-in times, where anyone who gets through between, say, 1 and 2 p.m. gets up to 10 minutes of complimentary advice. You could also respond, “Thank you for your question. It’s queued up for a possible answer in my monthly newslet- ter. Make sure you subscribe at...” 122 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Another option: Answer questions by email, then com- pile the Q&A’s into a freebie report, a product or a Frequently Asked Questions page. I’ve seen specialists offering a low-cost pay-per-question service. My own solution is occasional “Ask Marcia�� teleseminars, which I make available afterwards in recorded form. Somehow, leverage those questions!   On the Web Download my free Q&A recording on getting media cov- erage: www.yudkin.com/publicityideas.htm Part 6 My Own Business Lessons 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part I In January 2006, I celebrated my 25th anniversary of suc- cessful self-employment. Looking back, I identified four lessons learned to share with you. Lesson #1: Your first big success contains clues to a dy- namic that comes easily to you. Figure out how to harness that strength, give it a good run on a regular basis and you’ll experience a champion series of successes. On January 4, 1981, my first published article appeared in the Sunday New York Times. One tantalizing sentence in my query letter to them two months before had opened that door of opportunity: “In January, I will be retiring from col- lege teaching at the age of 28 and want to write about what it has been like to be a professor, compared with the way I saw professors when I was a student.” With that sentence, I promised an out-of-the-ordinary story skillfully told. This they wanted. My Own Business Lessons | 125 126 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE For me, words have opened doors over and over again. I’d be loony to forget this. For others, impulsive calls or old connections sparked their first and later successes. Repeat what worked!   “Don’t measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.” –John Wooden Food for Thought 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part II Lesson #2 learned from looking back at 25 years of suc- cessful self-employment: Customer comments can con- tain pure gold. Many of my most in-demand services came about from a suggestion made by someone who wanted to do business with me. Ø A decade ago, someone emailed, “I want to learn how to be you. Can you teach me?” I emailed back, “What do you mean?” We worked out a tutorial program through which I passed on my marketing consulting skills. With periodic updates, that training program has proved a consistent seller. Ø Years before that, a Harvard professor called and said he couldn’t make my seminar. Could I present it to him at his office, privately? I met with him weekly and gradually realized what I was doing for him had My Own Business Lessons | 127 128 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE a name: consulting. Undoubtedly others would want that too, I guessed, correctly. Ø When I started teaching seminars, the topics I knew the most about were already taken. The director of the Cambridge Center for Adult Education suggested “So You Want to Write a Book,” a class that went on to generate long waiting lists year after year.   “We are not doing the customer a favor by serving him. He is doing us a favor by giving us an opportunity to do so” –Mahatma Gandhi Food for Thought 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part III Lesson #3 from 25 years of being in business: Important strengths are not always obvious. While I knew from the get-go that I had a knack for the written word, I had several misconceptions or blind spots that it took years to overcome. Ø I believed I couldn’t captivate an audience. In my family, I was the quiet one, the bookworm. To me, good speakers were extroverts like my uncle, known for storytelling and oratory. I taught reasonably well, though, and with practice, eventually shone as a speaker and radio performer. Ø I also assumed I couldn’t sell. I briefly had a business partner who excelled at schmoozing, but my semi- nars and referrals worked much better than her net- working. Finally I understood that I did very well at bringing in business. My Own Business Lessons | 129 130 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Only in the last few years, because so many clients and subscribers have mentioned it, have I realized that my moral beliefs and practices set me apart from some other marketers. It wouldn’t otherwise have oc- curred to me that considering moneymaking in the context of honesty and service could be a differentiat- ing factor.   “If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.” –Katharine Hepburn Food for Thought 25-Year Marketing Insights, Part IV Lesson #4 from 25 years of being in business: Keep your feet firmly on the ground instead of getting swept up in what seems to be the hot new thing. During the Internet gold rush, many of my peers scram- bled to get their piece of the action. Some closed down de- pendable businesses in favor of unproven concepts or high salaries at companies that did not last. I had job offers that would have required me to suspend the business I’d worked hard to build. So I said no. And I did not redefine my focus to online-only expertise, specializing in tactics that could quickly become obsolete. Consequently, my income dipped only slightly with the dot-com crash and quickly rebounded. By understanding and applying the fundamental princi- ples of marketing and persuasive communication–knowing who you’re selling to, differentiating a company from com- My Own Business Lessons | 131 132 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE petitors, generating targeted offers–I maintained compe- tence that can’t go out of date. And unlike those who flitted around during the dot-com boom, I still have clients who’ve been hiring me and singing my praises to others for more than ten years.   On the Web Read my tips on creating an email newsletter that lasts: www.yudkin.com/stay.htm What You Already Know Occasionally I get a product return or refund request with the rationale, “I already know all this.” I process the refund, of course, but sadly. My regret is not for my loss of revenue but for the buyer’s loss of value. I’ve experienced countless inspirations from reading or listening to points I already know. Ø Being reminded of something you’d forgotten can bounce against a problem you’re currently trying to solve, sending the 8-ball right into the pocket. Ø What you know but aren’t implementing isn’t doing you much good! Listening to or reading what you al- ready know can rouse you into action. Ø An expert who knows what you do may add surpris- ing examples or perspectives challengingly different from yours. My Own Business Lessons | 133 134 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Communication strengths or flaws can teach you what to do or not to do in your own work. Ø The very process of engaging with a topic sets thoughts swirling into novel patterns. For me, audio listening is particularly generative. If my neighbors asked what I’m scribbling as they drive past me walking with a headset on my ears, I’d say, “Ideas sparked by stuff I already know.”   “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the an- swer but wish we didn’t.” –Erica Jong Food for Thought Time for “Thank You” Inspired by the holiday season, I think, last week I received an unusual number of “thank you”s and tributes from subscribers. This reminded me that the “thank you”s should equally be headed in the opposite direction. Every week, well over 11,000 of you decide to let me into your in-boxes, and I want you to know that I do not take that permission for granted. Without you, I would be missing a powerful stimulus for reflection and growth. So, thank you for your interest and for the minute or so that we spend to- gether every week. Thanks for agreeing with me–and for disagreeing with me. (I’m not always right, and I enjoy knowing you see things differently.) Thanks for correcting my errors. (Like the time dozens told me “inertia” should have been “entropy.”) My Own Business Lessons | 135 136 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Thanks for forwarding my emails to friends, colleagues, clients, students, networks, blogs or your Twitter followers. Thanks for sending questions, clippings and topic ideas for future Marketing Minutes. Most of all, thanks for the challenge of creating a zippy, useful marketing tip or anecdote week after week.   “When you are grateful, fear disappears and abundance appears.” –Anthony Robbins Food for Thought Part 7 Recession-Proof Marketing When Recession is in the Air In 2001, my two biggest dot-com clients had to cut me out of their plans. I had to hustle to make the year’s income match the previous year’s, but I was not concerned because I knew which marketing tactics to use when the economy contracts. Most businesses pay much too much attention to acquir- ing new customers and too little to current and former ones. When recession is in the air, it’s especially smart to contact your customer base more often. Studies show that it costs one-fifth as much to sell again to your customers as to turn a stranger into a buyer. Remember too that when folks believe a slowdown is in process, they become more cautious. Therefore anything you can do to reduce buyers’ risk will help. Reconsider your guar- antees–can you make them stronger? Add more testimonials to your marketing materials. When you do contact people Recession-Proof Marketing | 139 140 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE not already within your sphere of influence, extend a get-to- know-you special offer that invites them over your threshold with little ventured and much gained.   On the Web Download a free booklet, 33 Keys to Thriving During a Recession: www.yudkin.com/recess.htm Don’t Let Customers Feel Neglected According to BBC radio in 2001, animals in the Col- chester Zoo were suffering effects of Britain’s foot-and- mouth disease outbreak. None actually caught the illness, but because zoos shut down as a precaution, animals were beginning to show signs of depression. They missed the hu- man crowds to which they had grown accustomed. As I listened to this story, I immediately drew a parallel with the economic slowdown in the United States. Advertis- ing spending had dramatically shrunk, in many cases as a precaution against possible cash flow problems rather than as a remedy for a bona fide financial crisis. “People should maintain spending to keep and expand market share,” I said to an editor for a chain of community newspapers. “Folks don’t think that way,” he replied sadly. Recession-Proof Marketing | 141 142 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE The BBC story gave me a new angle on this. If you stop sending catalogs and cut back on ads, customers will miss you and feel neglected. Keep marketing–and you’ll be among fewer businesses reaching their mailbox or appearing in their magazines. Picture customers’ long faces, then make them brighter.   “The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time.” –Anonymous Food for Thought Bob Bly’s Advice for the Last Recession Don’t get cocky. No matter how successful and busy you are, your business can take a downturn. Quickly. And quite unexpectedly. Take it from me.” Bob Bly wrote these words in his 1991 book, Selling Your Services, revealing that when the recession of 1990 hit, his two biggest clients stopped giving him work. His best source of leads slammed to a halt. His proposals were turned down one after the other. His income plummeted. He recovered within months, though, with these and other strategies: Ø Get back in touch with former clients and those who previously put projects on ice. Ø Propose new projects to current clients. Ø Bid at the lower end of your usual fee structure. Ø Give great service and don’t be temperamental. Ø Accept smaller jobs than you previously would. Ø Spend more time and energy marketing. Recession-Proof Marketing | 143 144 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Above all, he says, keep a positive attitude. “If you are depressed, prospects can sense your desperation and fear. Remember that you are talented and successful; the lull is temporary; and people will call you and hire you again.” Timely wisdom for many people.   “Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.” –Horace Food for Thought In a Recession, Reconnect Years ago, Bob Bly wrote an article on marketing your way through a recession. He suggested that simply by calling past clients to say hello and find out what was going on in their business, you would get an average of one out of ten giving you a new assignment simply because you showed up in their awareness at an opportune time. My experience bears this out. A new client, an attorney, asked me what kind of work I’d previously done for attor- neys. So I contacted two lawyer clients to find out whether or not I could give their names as references to the new client. Two out of two, in addition to saying “of course,” asked if I could help them out with a current project. “Warning: Don’t call up and say, ‘I’m not busy and need work right now; do you have any assignments?’” says Bly. In one case, before sending my email, I visited the past client’s web site and learned he had won a major publishing Recession-Proof Marketing | 145 146 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE award. Congratulating him on that news was a perfect way to reestablish our connection.   On the Web Find out how to network your way to connections that spell success: www.yudkin.com/networking.htm Before You Lower Prices Should you lower prices when cash flow slows down? Not necessarily. Try these tactics first: Ø Payment plan. Divide what clients owe into more in- stallments than usual, which often feels more afford- able to them. Ø Discount for prompt or early payment. Not only do you thereby get your money sooner, you lessen the odds of having uncollectable receivables later on. Ø Delayed payment. If prepayment or payment on deliv- ery is standard in your industry, allow people to pay later, perhaps even much later. Ø Bulk rates. Charge less when people buy more. This often raises the amount of your average order while making people think they got a great deal. Ø Bargains. Promote low prices on items or services you don’t ordinarily sell but that make good “loss leaders,” Recession-Proof Marketing | 147 148 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE enabling new customers to sample your stuff and be- come more interested. Ø Bonuses. Offer extras with each purchase. Colleagues in related businesses may happily furnish bonuses at no cost to you for the promotional value this holds for them. Anything you can do to reinforce perceptions that you provide top-notch quality helps you keep prices stable, too.   “I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.” –Warren Buffet Food for Thought Recession? Don’t Run Scared During a recession, scared businesses tend to cut back on marketing expenses. This appears to be the smart bet. After all, most customers have become more cautious about spending. So why not conserve your resources, wait out the downturn and have funds to spend when the econo- my picks up? In fact, smart businesses expand during a recession because they know there will be a shakeout caused by the scared businesses shrinking. During any recession, there are always more than enough clients out there to keep you busy if you continue to market, and market smartly. Capitalize on your strengths. Make the most of your business relationships. Create or revive pro- grams that enable customers to move ahead. (I just filled a seminar teaching a highly marketable specialized skill.) Above all, stay upbeat, putting the dynamics of self-fulfilling prophecies in your favor. Recession-Proof Marketing | 149 150 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE If you behave like the scared businesses, or target them, you will contract. If you market to the smart businesses dur- ing a recession, you will continue to prosper. It’s up to you. On the Web   Discover five options for generating income fast: www.yudkin.com/newfast.htm The Get-Clients-Next-Week Formula Numerous Marketing Minute subscribers have been ask- ing me how to get clients in today’s slower economy. Here’s the winning formula. 1. Select a problem urgently felt by people or companies you know how to find. Sample problem: High gas prices have tripled the no-show rate at high-profile restaurants. 2. Create a specific offer that solves the problem for a low cost and that serves as a logical lead-in to your usual product or service. For instance: “For $295, I’ll suggest five creative and publicity-worthy incentives not being used in your mar- ketplace.” (Upon getting excited about those ideas, some will want to hire you to execute them.) 3. Give the offer a catchy name, such as “The No More Skittery Customers Solution.” 4. Add scarcity–you have space in your schedule for just three new clients or the offer is valid only through the Wednesday after Labor Day. Recession-Proof Marketing | 151 152 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE 5. Put the offer in front of potential customers by calling them, sending a postcard or emailing them. Because desperation repels, take these steps with confi- dence and a positive attitude.   “In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to.” –Bruce Barton Food for Thought Be Choosy, Even in a Recession According to Reed Holden and Mark Burton, authors of Pricing With Confidence, 79 percent of business-to- business companies serve any customer they can get. What’s wrong with that? Typically, they explain, 20 per- cent of the customers account for 225 percent of the profit, with 80 percent causing the firm to lose money. And that statistic doesn’t take into account the extent to which the un- profitable customers increase your worry wrinkles and gray hairs. Being choosy about customers benefits both the bottom line and your sanity. Consider sending away those who: Ø Always press you for discounts Ø Need or demand an exorbitant amount of handhold- ing Ø Previously requested refunds Ø Are unpleasant to deal with, nitpicky, abusive, fren- zied, uncooperative or irrational Recession-Proof Marketing | 153 154 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Threaten to go to the competition Ø Never pay on time Ø Represent where your company used to be rather than where it is going “It’s simply better for you that unprofitable customers are served by your competition,” say Holden and Burton. After shedding the undesirables, develop a clear picture of who you want as clients and pursue those. You’ll then have the positive energy needed to land them.   “He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to.” –Harry Emerson Fosdick Food for Thought Part 8 Customer Service Matters The Math of Satisfaction Are your clients “satisfied”? Maybe even “very satisfied”? Then get worried. According to customer service guru Ron Zemke, the mathematics of customer satisfaction have surprising implications. If customers rate you on a five-point scale, the increase in loyalty from two (poor) to three (satisfactory) is minimal. Improving your score from three to four (good) gets you just a modest rise. Only when you boost your rank from four to five (excellent) does customer loyalty take a dramatic jump: someone who gives you a five is two to six times more loyal than some who gives you a four. Now let’s translate that into revenue. You get a dramati- cally greater payoff moving fours to fives than raising threes to fours, because you will lose just a fraction of the fives every year compared to the fours. Fives spend exponentially more with you in the long run than fours. Customer Service Matters | 157 158 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Anything less than a five–“extremely satisfied” or “de- lighted”–and your buyers remain iffy and unreliable. What steps can you take today to lift your ratings to the top of the scale?   On the Web What is the optimal refund rate? Read Marketing Minute subscribers’ input on that question: www.yudkin.com/refunds.htm Small Touches, Big Impact While interviewing financial services clients about their experiences at one firm’s office, Marketing Minute subscriber Reva Dolobowsky found a surprisingly large impression left by a simple gesture. Being offered cof- fee in the waiting room set a tone of hospitality and helped transform what could have been a stressful meeting into a positive one. Clients also liked the fact that their advisor highlighted important points in a packet of information he was giving them to take home, and inserted all the materials tidily into a folder. “This was psychologically calming for the clients, signifying that chaos had been turned into order,” says Dolo- bowsky, head of Dolobowsky Qualitative Services. In another focus group, customers expressed apprecia- tion for handles on big bags of pet food. “This often over- looked detail expresses a thoughtful concern for making cus- tomers’ lives easier,” Dolobowsky notes. Customer Service Matters | 159 160 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE “Another thing that comes up again and again from cus- tomers is tone of voice. When someone is being patient with them, they can tell right away, and it matters,” she adds. What extra touches do you offer that have an emotional impact on customers?   “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” –Roger Staubach Food for Thought Soliciting Useful Customer Feedback As a shopper, I go nuts when a store is perpetrating some easily avoidable outrage on customers and there’s no easy way to tell the managers. As a marketer, I don’t under- stand why suggestion boxes, common in my youth, have gone out of fashion. The most popular feedback tool today is comment cards, usually in the format of self-addressed postcards. Marketing Minute subscriber Susan Keane Baker, author of Managing Patient Expectations, offers these do’s and don’ts based on more than 20 years of experience with the use of comment cards by hospitals. Ø Keep the number of questions to a minimum. Ø Avoid two-part questions. “Confuse them and lose them!” says Susan. Ø Tell customers you appreciate their feedback. Customer Service Matters | 161 162 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø If you ask for respondents’ personal information, do so at the end of the card, not the beginning. ØMake comment cards available where customers wait, or mail them with your newsletter or invoices. Ø Ask permission to share what they’ve said, as in “Please initial here if we may share your comments on our web site.” Making customer feedback easy is a must when you aim at excellence.   On the Web To learn how to generate more repeat business, listen to a coaching session in which I help the owner of a translation agency with both traditional and innovative customer reten- tion tactics. It’s a free downloadable audio just for readers of this book: www.yudkin.com/repeatbiz.htm Apologies That Defuse Disaster Inevitably, you will make some horrible mistake. To keep the mistake from turning into a disaster, understand the difference between an apology that appeases indignation and one that turns a spark into a public relations wildfire. An effective apology has three components. Ø Admit blame. Say that what you did was wrong. Ø Express regret. Say the magic words: “I’m sorry.” Ø Extend an olive branch. Offer something to help take away the sting of the harm done by the mistake. Do not offer excuses. This is probably the hardest part of the formula. Do not blame the person who was wronged. You may have read about the magazine based in my neck of the woods, Cooks Source, which reprinted without permis- sion a previously published article. The author learned of this copyright infringement and complained. Customer Service Matters | 163 164 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE The editor’s aggressive, you-should-be-grateful apology, shared by the aggrieved author and many outraged bloggers and news reporters, flashed around the Internet, igniting a firestorm of condemnation and the uncovering of scores of additional copyright violations. The magazine folded–mainly because of the wretched apology.   “The first rule of holes: When you’re in one, stop digging.” –Molly Ivins Food for Thought Where’s the Start Button? An entrepreneur profiled in Forbes Small Business called her system for sending payments via cell phone “sim- ple: once you complete the registration and download the software to your phone...” Simple? Yikes! Downloading software to my cell phone is something I’ve never done and would attempt only with trepidation. I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to technology, and com- panies don’t cater to me. This week I looked at a disk I ordered from an informa- tion marketer and could not determine whether it was a CD or DVD. It arrived without a cover letter, with no instructions on or in the case. When I popped the disk into my computer, I could see both audio and video files on it, but the video files wouldn’t open properly no matter what I tried. I couldn’t find a “read me first” file on the disk, either. Also missing: a contact email. Customer Service Matters | 165 166 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE What’s easy or obvious to a techie may not be to the cus- tomer. Keep in mind the power of fear and unfamiliarity. Plan for rampant cluelessness and you’ll see wider success.   “If you have knowledge, let others light their candle at it.” –Margaret Fuller Food for Thought Worried About Bothering Customers? Ionce read something shocking from Anne Holland, Mar- keting Sherpa’s Content Director: Some 40 percent of those who purchased her company’s PDF reports did not download what they bought–much less read them. After discovering this, Holland took steps to encourage customers to consume what they bought. After all, except for shopaholics, buyers who don’t use an item won’t turn into repeat customers or recommend the company. This story completely changed my feeling about follow- up after the sale. Instead of thinking, “Well, they bought, now it’s up to them to put it into action,” I understand now that it doesn’t serve them if what they were trying to do or learn remains in the purgatory of their to-do list. I am hardly bothering customers if I send follow-up mes- sages like these: Customer Service Matters | 167 168 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Ø Don’t feel overwhelmed! Here are two ways to get started. Ø Still have questions? Some have wondered about X or Y. Read today’s additional tips. Ø Here’s how so-and-so used the product you bought. Such follow-ups help customers–and by doing so, also help the company sending them.   “We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.” –W.H. Auden Food for Thought No Parking? No Problem! Considering the traffic, scarcity of metered spaces, ex- pensive parking garages and merciless ticketers, driv- ing to do business errands in downtown Boston is not for the faint of heart. Tom Roulston, a Business Printing Specialist at the Kinko’s near Boston’s Government Center, makes this chore easier for his regular customers. They call him on their cell phone and describe what they’re driving, and he goes outdoors to meet them in their car. While the car is double parked with the engine running, he takes their printing or copying order. For the customer: no ticket, no parking fee, no need to drive around the block looking for a non-existent space. For Roulston: customer retention that costs him nothing but the willingness to leave the store at a moment’s notice. Marketing Minute subscriber Minerva Sprogis, a cus- tomer of Roulston’s and the owner of a consulting com- pany called The Magic of Manners, told this story during Customer Service Matters | 169 170 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE a Recession-Proof Marketing seminar. “I’m not a huge cus- tomer, but Tom makes me feel like a million bucks when he meets me in my car,” she says.   “If you don’t care, your customer never will.” –Marlene Blaszczyk Food for Thought A Tale of Two Banks Last week I called a local bank where I’d opened an ac- count two weeks earlier. I hadn’t yet received the box of checks they’d ordered. Could they please print me four checks that I’d pick up in an hour? An hour later, I walked into the bank, and a teller waved the checks in the air and rushed over to hand them to me with a big smile. I smiled back in astonishment. The teller had seen me exactly once before. Her warmth was echoed by others in the office. In New England, where I live, such feelings are rare in everyday business transactions. Compare now the branch of a large national bank that tries hard to be friendly. A designated greeter waylays me with pointless conversation. The tellers always chat me up, and once when I failed to play along, a teller repeated her question to me more aggressively. Customer Service Matters | 171 172 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE The policy-driven friendliness of the second bank grates on me so strongly that I dread going there during business hours. I feel the opposite about my new bank. Don’t fake it. Phony cheer chills the soul.   “Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway.” –Mother Teresa Food for Thought Appreciative Gestures Work People like to be thanked. People like to feel important. I know these principles intellectually, yet still I’ve been surprised to see how the famous Gallup Poll organiza- tion carries them out. For the last five months, I have been a member of the Gallup Poll “panel” (note the flattering term!), offering my opinions on politics, health care, consumer purchases, etc. As many times as I’ve been asked to fill out a four-page survey and send it back, I’ve received separate mailings en- closing a magnet, a memo pad, a calendar, a members-only magazine–always thanking me for my generosity and ser- vice, urging me to get in touch if I have questions. On every survey, they even ask how interesting it was. Their sincerity feels real. Aren’t they going overboard? I’ve wondered, then re- mind myself that their testing undoubtedly shows that such Customer Service Matters | 173 174 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE gestures keep their respondents from sighing and rolling their eyes when another survey form arrives in the mail. It feels great to be appreciated. Do you see a lesson here for your business? I do: Never take customers for granted.   “The person who has stopped being thankful has fallen asleep in life.” –Robert Louis Stevenson Food for Thought Recommended Books The following books provide valuable insights into mar- keting fundamentals, especially the inner side of at- tracting and keeping customers. Abraham, Jay, Getting Everything You Can Out of All You’ve Got: 21 Ways You Can Out-Think, Out-Perform, and Out-Earn the Competition. New York: St. Martin’s, 2001. Tips for growing your business from one success to the next. Goldsmith, Marshall, What Got You Here Won’t Get You There: How Successful People Become Even More Success- ful. New York: Hyperion, 2007. Learn how to overcome your business blind spots and get out of your own way. Hill, Napoleon, The Law of Success. New York: Tarcher/Pen- guin, 2008 [and many other editions]. Originally pub- lished in 1928, this is a timelessly wise course in achiev- ing success from the inside out. Recommended Books | 175 176 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE Kennedy, Dan S., No B.S. Business Success. Irvine, CA: Entre- preneur Press, 2004. A good place to start if you haven’t yet encountered this street-smart expert’s marketing and self-management perspectives. Levinson, Jay Conrad, The Way of the Guerrilla: Achieving Success and Balance as an Entrepreneur in the 21st Cen- tury. New York: Houghton Mifflin, 1997. How to create a business you love that sustains you in return. RoAne, Susan, How to Create Your Own Luck: The “You Nev- er Know” Approach to Networking, Taking Chances, and Opening Yourself to Opportunity. Hoboken, NJ: Wiley, 2004. Teaches the art of creating and seizing opportuni- ties. Vitale, Joe, There’s a Customer Born Every Minute: P.T. Bar- num’s Secrets to Business Success. Hoboken, NJ: Wiley, 2007. A fun read offering a three-ring circus of ideas for overcoming business obstacles and creatively capturing public attention. Yudkin, Marcia, 6 Steps to Free Publicity, 3rd edition. Frank- lin Lakes, NJ: Career Press, 2009. Contains a chapter on overcoming fears of self-promotion, along with ideas for spreading the word by harnessing the media, network- ing, public speaking, social media and more. Get the Whole Series! What you are reading is the fifth of five volumes col- lecting my Marketing Minute columns and present- ing them by theme. The other volumes are: Book 1: Persuading People to Buy: Insights on Marketing Psychology That Pay Off for Your Company, Professional Practice or Nonprofit Organization Book 2: Meatier Marketing Copy: Insights on Copywriting That Generates Leads and Sparks Sales Book 3: Strategic Marketing: Insights on Setting Smart Directions for Your Business Book 4: Publicity Tactics: Insights on Creating Lucrative Media Buzz The series includes two audio CDs for each volume, on which I read the columns in that book. Listening to the con- tents in your car or while exercising often triggers ideas you’ll want to implement in your company, professional practice or nonprofit organization. Get the Whole Series! | 177 178 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE For more information or to purchase the rest of the Mar- keting Insight Guides, go to: www.marketinginsightguides.com. If you’re not already a subscriber, sign up to receive the Marketing Minute free in your inbox every Wednesday by going to www.yudkin.com/markmin.htm. Index 33 Keys to Thriving During a Reces- sion 140 Abraham, Jay 175 Advertising 109–110 Allen, Robert G. 56 Angelou, Maya 16 Apologies 163–164 Appreciation 173–174 Arden, Elizabeth 106 Asking 17–18 Assumptions 61–62 Attitude v–vi, 144, 149–150 Attraction 67–68 Auditory orientation 25 Authentic Promotion 93 Baker, Bob 71 Baker, Susan Keane 161 Ball, Lucille 102 Barnum, P.T. 29 Barton, Bruce 152 BBC 141 Beliefs, self-sabotaging 51–52 Berkeley, Bishop George 33 Blake, Tony 117 Blaszczyk, Marlene 170 Bly, Bob 143–146 Bombeck, Erma 26 Bonuses 148 Bowerman, Peter 79 Branding Yourself Online 71 Buffet, Warren 148 Buren, Abigail Van 15 Burnett, Leo 28 Burton, Mark 153 Business lessons 125–136 Cambridge Center for Adult Educa- tion 128 Caples, John 113 Carl, Walter 111 Clark, Steve 51–52 Coca-Cola 23 Colchester Zoo 141 Cold calls 78–79 Coleridge, Samuel Taylor 118 Commodity, seen as 85–86 Controversy 113–116 Conway, Andrea 115 Cooks Source 163–164 Coolidge, Calvin 83 Cosby, Bill 54 Couric, Katie 52 Index | 179 180 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE CowgirlSmarts.com 119–120 Credibility 94 Crises, client 57–58 Customer comments 127–128 Customer contact 107–108 Darling, Diane 101–102 Delays, marketing 29–34 Difficult customers 91 DiMaggio, Joe 46 Doerr, John 63 Dolobowsky, Reva 159 Edison, Thomas A. 32 Einstein, Albert 96 e-Loyalty 119 Emergencies, client 57–58 Employees, respect for 59–60 Entropy 22 Fakery 171–172 Familiarity 35–36 Fans 44, 71–74 Fast income 150–152 Feedback 27–28, 161–162 Fees 18 Fees and Pricing Benchmark Report: Consulting Industry 2008 63 Follow-up messages 167–168 Forbes Small Business 165 Former customers 139 Fosdick, Harry Emerson 154 Friendliness 171–172 Fripp, Patricia 111 Fritz, Robert 29 Frost, Robert 22 Fuller, Margaret 166 Galileo 100 Gallup Poll 173 Gandhi, Mahatma 128 Garland, Judy 74 Gestures, appreciative 159 Goldsmith,Marshall 175 Gordo, Molly 93 Gratitude 135–136 Halbert, Gary 39 Harding, Warren G. 83 Harriman, E.H. 41 Hart, Ben 110 Henrichs, Garth 114 Hepburn, Katharine 130 Hill, Napoleon 13–14, 175 Holden, Reed 153 Holiday, Billie 78 Holland, Anne 167 Honesty 130 Horace 144 How to Work a Room 101 Hubbard, Elbert 60 Hug Your Customers 57 Ideal clients 94 Information formats 26 Intention 115–116 Introverts 81–84 Ivins, Molly 164 James, William 66 Jargon 61–62 Jong, Erica 134 Keillor, Garrison 81 Kelly, Kevin 73 Kennedy, Dan S. 176 Kinesthetic orientation 25 Kissinger, Henry 41–42 Kroc, Ray 70 Landers, Ann 92 Lawler, Jennifer 45 Law of Success, The 13 Learning styles 25 Levinson, Jay Conrad 176 Liked, being 51–54 Lipe, Jay 31–32 Lones, Denise 107 Lones Group, The 107 Lord, Winston 41–42 Lubin, Joann 101 Luck Factor, The 35–36 Managing Patient Expectations 161 Mankoff, Robert 53 Marketing education 99–100 Marketing infrastructure 105–106 Marketing Minute vi, 21, 30, 51, 58, 59, 71, 73, 100, 101, 136, 151, 158, 159, 161, 169, 177, 178 Marketing Sherpa 167 Marketing Toolkit for Growing Busi- nesses, The 31 Maturity 24 McTaggart, Lynne 116 Mistakes 23–24 Motivation That Works 115 Muir, Diana 19 Musts 77–78 NBC Nightly News 101 Networking 146 Networking Survival Guide, The 102 New customers 139 NewSchoolSelling.com 51 New Yorker, The 53–54 New York Times, The 125 Numbers 95–96 Obama, Barack 34 Occupational title 85 Okwuosa, Ike 87 Olivier, Laurence 81 Opportunity 15–16 Path of Least Resistance, The 29 Patience 29–32 Personal Finance Radio 113 Personality 81–82 Philosophy, business 87–88 Photos 89 Pipeline, marketing 105–106 Poise 13–14 Postcard marketing 108 Post-it Notes 111–112 Price complaints 65–66 Pricing 63–64, 147–148 Pricing With Confidence 153 Publicity Hound blog 121 Quality 39–48, 66, 148 Questions, customer 121–122 Recession marketing 139–154 Redefinition 85–86 Referrals 103–104 Refunds 133–134, 158 Repeat business 162 Results 29–32 RoAne, Susan 101, 176 Robbins, Anthony 136 Rule of Twelve, The 95 Saftlas, Zev 115 Satisfaction, customer 157–158 Schenkler, Arik 33 Schloff, Laurie 113 Schultz, Mike 63 Selling Your Services 143 Sherman, Mark 59 Smart Speaking 113 Smith, Ellen Reid 119–120 Smith, Liz 104 Sound 25–26 Index | 181 182 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE So You Want to Write a Book 128 Staubach, Roger 160 Steinway pianos 113 Stereotypes 81–82 Stevenson, Robert Louis 174 Stewart, Joan 121 Stoutenburgh, Joann 15 Strengths, personal 129–130 Style, writing 90 Subservience 55–56 Teresa, Mother 172 Thoreau, Henry David 48 Tudor, Frederick 19 Twain, Mark 42 Union Pacific Railroad 41 Values 93–94 Visual orientation 25 Vitale, Joe 176 Voice 88, 160 Wall Street Journal, The 101 Weiss, Alan 18 Well-Fed Writer, The 79 West, Mae 90 Wilde, Stuart 86 Wiseman, Dr. Richard 35–36 Wooden, John 126 Words, power of 126 Writer’s Digest 45 Yellow Pages 109–110 Yost, Sam 15 Zemke, Ron 157 Zipcar 111 Zyman, Sergio 23 About the Author Since 1981, when she joined the ranks of the self-em- ployed after deciding college teaching didn’t suit her, Marcia Yudkin has built a worldwide reputation as an au- thor, consultant, coach and expert in creative marketing. Prior to the books in the Marketing Insight Guides se- ries, she published 11 books, including Freelance Writing for Magazines and Newspapers, a Book-of-the-Month Club se- lection, and 6 Steps to Free Publicity, now in its third edition. Her articles have appeared in publications as diverse as The New York Times Magazine, New Age Journal, Cosmopolitan and Business 2.0. Her “Marketing Minute” segment aired weekly through- out New England for more than a year on WABU TV, and it turned into a free weekly newsletter on marketing and pub- licity that reaches more than 12,000 loyal subscribers on five continents. About the Author | 183 184 | THE MARKETING ATTITUDE As a marketing mentor, Marcia Yudkin advises business owners, independent professionals and corporate marketers on actions and attitudes that attract ideal clients and keep them. Her clients range from publishers and software pro- ducers to financial planners, executive coaches, management consultants and psychotherapists. She has a Ph.D. degree from Cornell University and a B.A. from Brown University.   For More Information Main web site: www.yudkin.com Subscribe to the Marketing Minute: www.yudkin.com/markmin.htm Mentoring program: www.marketingformore.com Publicity services: www.pressreleasehelp.com Naming and tag line service: www.namedatlast.com Contact Marcia Yudkin: marcia@yudkin.com Marketing/Business “Marcia Yudkin is one of the very few hype-free and totally trustworthy sources of marketing information out there.” –Nick Usborne, Author, Net Words and New Path to Riches Happily Create Customers for Keeps If marketing is the art of creating a customer, sustainable marketing creates customers who want to stick around and who match the values and approach of the business owner or organization. Discover the rarely discussed assumptions and actions underpinning the ability to build a solid base of customers you enjoy doing business with. 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Instead, cultivate your own business philosophy, tone, persona and pace. • QUALITY: Earn attention and loyalty by setting high standards and ignoring those who talk about business as a “numbers game” • INDIVIDUALITY: Discard myths standing in the way of your unique path to success • TIMING: Cultivate patience–a marketing necessity • DOWNTURNS: Know how to prevent and recover from a business famine • INFRASTRUCTURE: Understand why “Rinse and Repeat” is a profitable marketing mantra • SERVICE: Learn what customers really care about and why • FANS: Develop resiliency and staying power via a core group of supporters Author of 15 previous books, Marcia Yudkin is a popular marketing mentor and publicity coach. An introvert who delights in the spoken and written word and in the power of an unusual angle, she guides clients toward creative, practical, short-term and long- term business success. $15.99 Marketing Insight Guides Creative Ways Publishing www.marketinginsightguides.com