#immediately NO

[littlewickedthings]

hy beautiful Wanna be my sissytoy

[bebatzelbub]

New fresh hell: rp blogs reblogging your shitposts and interacting in character

[zer0point5ive]

“lawrence didn’t go back for ad-”

[alex-iwobi]

but imagine how tired we are

[uglypastels]

Slowly trying to get into F1 (bc i am nothing if not a sheep and a follower) and i wish it would be as easy as "oh i only like it bc the drivers are hot" but ????

Sorry who are we talking about here exactly?

[hardly-a-p3rson]

random person asked Pete to talk to them even tho we don't follow each other and we've never fucking spoken before

[dirtyjvconfessions]

Anyone else think jhonen and Markiplier look alike?

Are you out of your goddamn mind?

[baiboop]

also how fast do you think michael shut down the nickname “mike”?

like do you think he shut it down before adam even said it?

—

*adam thinking “i’m gonna say ‘hey mike’ to michael hehe”*

adam approaches michael and opens his mouth to speak but before he can utter even a syllable michael cuts in with

“absolutely not. do not continue executing the action you have planned.”

and adams all like, “what the hell man, i haven’t even said anything??”

michael just deadpans and says, “you didn’t have to we co-inhabit the same mind and body. and i’m not planning on letting that thought leave your brain.”

adam throws up his hands like ‘whatever’ and walks away, cursing at ‘mike’ in his head.

“i can still hear what you are thinking, adam. it’s michael.” michael calls out.

“okay! whatever, michael!” adam yells back, still cursing at him in his head but cursing at “michael” not “mike”

“that better, thank you.” michael smiles.

and adam is piiiissseedddd, the end

[ickypuppi3]

you ever see something and just

[wlwgang]

God thank you for giving me the grace to not tell the Christian bridesmaid in my sisters wedding ‘if my girlfriend can’t come to this event ur hubby can’t either’ or something in that vein when she asked if he could come to what is our version of the bachelorette

[jamielea81]

Can we normalize writing stories with capital and lowercase letters?

[my-fancy-hat]

if yoshida's va end up being akira ishida i'm gonna end myself

[vilsoo]

fnaftok discussing about the fnaf movie and their expectations is making me cringe so bad rn

[softerpixels]

just lost a ton of gameplay progress because one of my sims decided to fuck around and DIE on our friendsgiving trip and i’ll be goddamned 😭

[anditwentlikethis]

CHELSEA DO NOT TOUCH RUBEN AMORIM DON’T YOU DARE I WILL BURN THAT CLUB TO THE GROUND IF YOU TAKE THAT MAN FROM ME